Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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>>17163At any cost, by any means necessary. Just get it done>>17166Uh... does that help fix her brain?
>>17167Wat. How are we turning her gay?
>>17168She can rape her after I've decided I do not want Tracy as a waifu. Even at this late hour I am not sure I want to give up on that. In the mean time, she stays as relatively pure as she can
>>17170No, it just means she would need to roll a high roll AND we'd both need to roll really low on the same round for her to break free (unless we tied her to a chair).
>>17171What effect would a snek have in this situation?
>>17174Yes, definitely tie her.
>>17173Uh, I don't know that I want to answer that question.
>>17175Inside the tower? God dammit,....
[3d20 = 24]>>17175>>17175Quick draw weapon smasher, smash whatever the hell needs to be smashed to keep this psycho from messing up our therapy session
>>17178Sigh. Unfortunately, everyone is now covered in frogs, causing you to fumble anything you weren't already holding.
*Everyone except Torcuil that is.
"This is a weird form of kink," Thez says, still holding Tracy. "Look, I said I would help, but I don't see how this is supposed to help anyone."
[3d20 = 25]>>17179>>17180What is that attack?
Tourcil, why do you want to destroy everything in the group?
>>17183Its a variation on Insect Swarm, except with frogs. Instead of attacking, they cause fumbling.
>>17180>>17181Top. Fucking. Kek.
>>17183"I don't, but cursing Tracy won't help. If you put the weapons down, and release Tracy, we can talk like adults and I'll call off the frogs"
>>17185"First off, learn how to back read. Second, we are not cursing Tracy. Did you not read where Inferius said this was a psychoanalysis session. Thirdly, you have to keep Tracy restrained or she runs off or stabs Inferius"
>>17187>mark of justiceYou draw an indelible mark on the subject and state some behavior on the part of the subject that will activate the mark. When activated, the mark curses the subject. Typically, you designate some sort of criminal behavior that activates the mark, but you can pick any act you please. The effect of the mark is identical with the effect of bestow curse.
>>17188I cast that on her two or three hours ago. Why are you sending frog plagues like you're King of the Jews?
>>17189"I don't know, it's totally not because your pretty much doing what happened to my people from (((them)))"
>>17190how is this any thing like that?
>>17190The English tried to prevent your people from lying, stealing, and stabbing people? The horror
Also, correction. That was six hours ago. Before I even left work
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>>17193Torc wasn't that long ago think of the future. Like 2100.
"No, but imagine them taking your friends. They then change them cause they don't like who they are. You ever seen that? Ain't pretty.
Now Tracy isn't perfect and neither are you. But we can fix this. Without the restrant and abuse."
>>17194"I am not going to be lied to, stolen from, etc, nor is Inferius going to continue to be stabbed. Help us put an end to it or leave us alone"
>>17194"I know your type. In my time and land we called them "liberals." It's never the criminal's fault, never. You can't punnish them for their crimes, nor can you arm yourself in defense. And don't even think about putting any blame on that peaceful people that loves to go around stabbing and driving trucks into crowds. Fuck off"
>>17195"Fine, do it your way with the abuse and curses"
Torc turns around and walks out.
"But dont expect anything to change"
Torc snaps his fingers and the frogs disappear
"And don't expect my help"
Torc leaves for his cave, hoping Tracy didn't take his scotch
>>17197"If you have a better way!"
Trump yells
>>17196As Torc hears this, and wishes Trump would understand
>>17198But he doesn't look back
>>17199RIP in peace GM
>>17201"If you have a better way, I am listening"
Not said loudly enough to really be heard
>>17209Well, Torc's to sick of Trump to come back so I hope you have telopathic comunication
>>17209Trumpaladin goes to Tracy and unties her from the chair. He walks her over to where she can sit down
"Tracy... Why do you fear being loved?"
>>17211Never got tied cuz frogs.
"Can I let go now?"
>>17210Trumpaladin is the upholder of righteousness. But his faggot is a genuinely bad person.
Come back any time
>>17210Torc sees a face from the clouds
Torc> Who the fuck are you
Torc's faggot> the faggot controling you. Now listen, trump and the others are going about it a different way. Now go back.
T> fine you bitch
Torc turns around, wishing he didn't have to deal with these fucktards
"Tracy, I shall ask again
Why do you fear being loved?
Why do you fear belonging?"
>>17215KEK
>>17213"Kay!" Thez lets go and turns to Infernius. "You ready?" she says, pulling the stick out of her bracelet.