Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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*Removed Bowler hat from pony*
>>17117"Damn right you are. Do you want to use mark or geas? What behavior do you want to prohibit?"
>>17118we need to get to bottom of why she crazy, me need to use the clerical magic of psychoanalysis.
>>17119"Does it work that way? You think you can de-crazy her?"
>>17118Itd need to be Mark of Justice, since I did say "Lesser Geas", which can only be cast on a 7hd or less creature.
>>17121REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Geas is among that list of spells. It just has a casting time of 10 minutes is all
>>17120me never had to do this before but yeah me think there is pretty good chance it work.
>>17123"If you need me to help, just tell me how"
>>17122You missed the part in my reply where I said "Lesser, sure"
>>17125I though you meant "not that single-round casting version you suggested"
>>17126Nope, I meant Lesser Geas. Xp
>>17124we need take here to library in tower, it better place for psychoanalysis.
>>17127You've been super liberal with that faggot's powers
>>17128"And give her a chance to escape in the mean time? Tell me what you need and how you plan to go about this"
Thez <whoofs> back in holding what looks like a folding saw that is ridiculously ornate and as gem-studded as she is. "It came!" she beams before realizing that Tracy is now handcuffed. "Uhm,... what ARE you guys doing?"
(I'll assume Trump says the spiel from just a moment ago)
"You guys seem fine for having been stabbed,...."
>>17130"Inferius has the regenerating stone. He thanks you for asking, I am sure"
>>17129uh me need a comfortable chair,note pad, a lawn chair, and tiki toches.
>>17131"Oh right, that! Thank you for reminding me!" She raises her tail in front of her and pulls a bar-stud out of it, unpinning a white-gold ring that was pierced in place. "Can I,... trade you?" she blushes at Infernius.
>>17127Definitely mentioning this later
>>17132*retrieves items, although taking a while to do so*
>>17130>>17131Thez me help tracy me wouldnt hurt her.
"I'm just not putting up with her bullshit anymore."
>>17133yeah but how you get stone out of my stomaches?
>>17135"No I don't mean Tracy, I mean the regen stone. This ring does the same thing, but,... I... I'd like you to have it. But I'd need the stone back."
>>17137"How do you think? Put the ring on first. I'll help you with your whatever it is in exchange K?"
>>17139"I didn't know there was anything wrong, but I'll go along with it if you think this is important."
>>17140Given. "Don't worry about the stone for now, we'll deal with this first."
Thez re-joins the grapple.
Trumpaladin tries to start
"Tracy..."
"Why do you fear being loved? Why do you fear belonging?"
>>17142me think that good start, tracy if you dont mind please answer questions.
>>17143"I think she might have fallen asleep"
He hasn't posted on any board in 30 minutes >>17144Or he could realize this is inevitable. Between Infernius' strength and Thez' (even w/out augments she's silly-strong), both would have to roll simultaneous 1's for her to have a chance of breaking free.
Torc walks back with Mr. Snek holding a tenis ball
>looks at the mess
"What the hell happened while I was gone?"
>>17146"Hey Torcuil! We're just about to,... well I don't know what we're about to do!" Thez beams, restraining Tracy from one side while Infernius holds the other.
>>17145You sure I can't have some Starlight Glimmer powers to Friendship this bitch?
>>17148>>17147"God fucking da-
I leave for 1 fucking hour and you bloody wankstains couldn't fucking not attack Tracy?"
>>17150"Would you have rather seen Tracy attacking us?"
>>17150"We're not attacking her, we're just holding her down!"
"I'm hoping its for >rape" >>17152"I tried raping her. It didn't work"
>>17151"Considering this looks a lot like what (((they))) did to my people. Id've prefered it if TRACY HAD STAYED IN THE DAMN CAVE (and out of trouble)"
>>17153"Well yeah, you're weak. Do you even lift?"
>>17155"Oh no the rape worked all right"
*points at any visible bulge or suggestion that Tracy is pregnant*
"Just not at fixing her personality"
>>17154"Tracy staying out of trouble? Kek. That's a good one"
>>17154"Don't worry, my faggot assures me that while this isn't exact, this is something along the lines of what he had in mind, and that it will work out for all parties. Also that all parties aren't going to like it.
Whatever THAT means." >>17157"Fuck this, I'm out"
Torc grabs Mr. Snek as a staff, and runs
>>17157"Anything that makes her stop being hostile to the rest of us is a solution I like. Anything that doesn't is intolerable"
>>17158Remembering something Trollestia said to him
"Come back any time!"\r
>>17159He runs from that shit too
Sorry Tracy's faggot, I would have help, but I couldn't think of anything REEEEEEE!!!! We need Tracy here for this! Unless we can just geas her. Wink wink
>>17160you do realize you're running from a psychiatric session right?
>>17161We do? Infernius and Thez have a combined str modifier of +20, while Tracy has a +1/+4 (cauchemar form).
>>17162Is that what this is? "How boring. Oh well, we agreed."
>>17166Nope they're turning the freakin pone gay