Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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>>16811infernuis also go look for gypsies.
>>16812and while im at it ill find all the jews but ben.
>Questions>>16783I dunno, I'll have to do some digging.
>>16784Cuz horses write and shit
>>16786Better actually. A normal heavy shield is +2, and this is a +2 shield, vs the +3 Bracers.
>>16795I never said no bracers
>>16798Nope, sorry
>>16804That's just creepy
>>16814Does Torc find a potion shop?
>>16815did we round up the gypsies?
>>16804Are you unironically going to play as Tracy?
>>16819after you get one will you help?
>>16818Yes. Unless of course he want to do it
that badly.
>>16815Haven't you already been to the magewares shop? I don't recall if it had a name or not.
>>16817>>16821i didnt think this was a flag of a real country. what country is that. looks like they are some communist satellite state, but they do have nice uniforms.
>>16823I just need a potion damnit
>>16825Care to be more specific?
>>16824It's the battle flag for the People's Liberation Army of China: designating it as an adultery flag was an obscure reference to a book I never finished.
>>16823I remember buying three scrolls there, but I never used them because I was still on the fence for barbarian.
>>16826"I've gotten it before, it smelled like turpentine and it looked like Indian ink"
This isn't for the reason you think >>16829You're going to make me dig through past threads aren't you. e_e
>>16830"Comes in a little bottle, cop broke my last one"
>>16833>>16834"Believe it was labeled...
No. 9"
>>16832I feel like an idiot for failing to get this joke...
>>16837Well then, explain it to me like I'm retarded.
>>16838Torc doesn't want it for himself
He has soeething better in mind
>>16841The closest to a love potion is Charm Person (potions are liquid spells), and that doesn't work quite that way
>>16817I really could unironically change places for a week.
>>16845I don't recall ever saying there were gypsies
>>16847so no undesirables hanging around?
>>16849You mean aside from Godzilla and the nerd?
>>16835"Been feeling like a flop with chicks Tourcil?"
>>16845"You're not just looking for gypsies. You're going to need a specific gypsy. Madame Rue. She's on 34th and Vine"
>>16853Ayyy
"It's not for me, but you'll see"
>>16851That fight starts on friday
>>16854Were technically stuck in a time lapse moments before the smackdown.
GM, do our characters have anytime to do anything? Like, prepare equipment?
>>16855Yes. I never said time was stalled
>>16856Okay. Can I fix those grenades onto arrow heads?
I'd also like to cook some potions.
>>16856Torc leaves trollestia a note
"Listen, forget our botched...
What ever you want to call it. I've got an idea that requires you trolling. Meet me at my cave.
-Torc"
He buys 2 bottles of charm potion, NOT for use on trollestia >>16857You incredible fucking kike, you didn't and don't get the entire horde for yourself. Inferius has them
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>>16859I guess I could just make some grenades of my own then. I got explosives-making equipment weeks ago, although I only ever bothered making the dimerterium bombs.