Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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>turns Mr. Snek into my familier
>>16608ok i see it now my browser had an update i missed.
*Extends hand outward to see if a pony wants to be petted*
>>16610Ayyy
>>16608What would a familier do for Torc?
>>16610>>16608i just realised that the flag of scotland looks like a jew version of the confederate flag
>>16615why are there monuments to the red army in berlin?
>>16615>jewREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>16617i dont live in or near berlin, are there?
>>16619yea theyre maintaind by the german goverment your tax money gooes to that.
>top cuckshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_War_Memorial_(Tiergarten) >>16617'To honor the glory of the great forces that brought us here, young goyim. The Crimson legions brought Europe one step closer to the ultimate syndicate: now,
nothing can stop us.;
I'm glad I saved all of these Schulz memes >>16613Familiars have 1/2 their master's hp
Use master's base attack bonus, saving throws, improved natural armor, hooman intelligence, master gains alertness feat, Improved Evasion bonus for familiar, spell sharing (?!), Empathic link,... lots of shit by the looks of it.
>>16625I'm pretty sure he requested specifically the opposite of that
>>16620Shameful, hopefully we can destroy these soon along with the ones responsible for erecting them. This is why you never led other people build memorials on your territory.
>>16621I remember this quote. Luckyly, i never voted for this party. Schulz and his asswipes are only one step above communism.
>>16624There's no listing for duration on snake form for the staff, so its up to you when or if it changes back (except, it goes auto-staff if over 100' away)
>>16628why hasnt the NSDAP been reformed yet?
>>16629Changes back when I grab snek by tip of tail
>>16631Its at will, so if that's how you prefer.
>>16628>one step above communism'And there are many more steps to be taken, young goyim. The Democratic Party of Germany will make Europe Great Again, and we shall make it greater than it has ever been before! Join us, goyim: do you fight for the
right side of history.'
>>16634It's like that part in the Book of Exodus right? That was made into a movie with Charlton Heston?
>>16635The serpent in that story which Moses commands is the dragon of chaos. There is a great deal more symbolism to the story than is readily recognized. For more on that, see Jordan Peterson.
>>16636Oh get fucked, I knew where you were going from the start. Xp
>>16637Is my character in the story yet?
>dragon of chaos
Its for that reason that Moses is amongst the most effective and righteous of prophets. While St. George (and others) chose to slay the dragon, by his faith Moses partnered with the dragon.
>>16630German Politics are very slow and people dont like change. They usually only vote for the people they know. the general participation in elections is lackluster, usually less than 60%. Most people who do vote are old and only really care about pensions. There is a defacto natsoc party, but i do suspect them to be controlled oppostion. There is also a communist party, but they are barely faring any better in elections. Germany has kind of a 2 party system, but I'd lie if i said the general course of politics is subject to much change regardless of who is actually in power. Even if the AFD was to take over Germany tomorrow i have my doubts that they would change all that much.
>>16633I would not roleplay as Martin Schulz if i would be getting paid to do it. Bald cuck cried after the elections that people are voting wrong and have illegal opinions. Hope they saw him off his chair soon so that he can never be a candidate again. His party likes to do that, they fail to keep a grasp on power for long.
>>16637Suuure you did
Don't forget punching Pharoh in the face with a frog
>>16638Who are you?
>>16638Taylor Swift I presume?
>>16641I don't need your approval to know I'm right
>>16637GM, do you know of a good online resource that can translate English to Abyssal?
>>16640I'm just trying to own this flag for the time that I have it.
The Schulz shills, in the week they existed, were some of the poorest excuses for shitposters I had ever fucking seen in all my time. Their memes were literally just recolored Trump memes, and their blatantly-obvious propaganda was so artificial it was an insult to human intelligence. They transcended the point of irony.
>>16647If you're going to keep ignoring my petting I'm going to take that flag away from you
>>16636I thought that was obvious though
>>16647good porpaganda is a lie that is repeated for so long that it becomes the truth. perhaps it was the truth to them, but they failed to inject it into the rest of /pol/.