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/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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>>16763
I figured they sounded kind of salty and cynical.
Screen cap them if you want, if you still have them up.
I figured they sounded kind of salty and cynical.
Screen cap them if you want, if you still have them up.
>>16762
>Women/children, and foreigners at that, who were beaten into slavery, need to be made into workers/soldiers, for the sake of military potential that you totally need in game.
This is why I said you should be a Blackguard: no mental gymnastics for this kind of stuff. If you want knife-ear servants, just say so.
>Women/children, and foreigners at that, who were beaten into slavery, need to be made into workers/soldiers, for the sake of military potential that you totally need in game.
This is why I said you should be a Blackguard: no mental gymnastics for this kind of stuff. If you want knife-ear servants, just say so.
>>16766
I'm not sure I am understanding you. The United States drafted Puerto Ricans into the army in WW1, when they were not citizens. Japanese nationals who were imprisoned in internment camps in WW2 were given the option of joining the Army to fight in Germany. Where is the gymnastics?
I'm not sure I am understanding you. The United States drafted Puerto Ricans into the army in WW1, when they were not citizens. Japanese nationals who were imprisoned in internment camps in WW2 were given the option of joining the Army to fight in Germany. Where is the gymnastics?
>>16771
>they can shoot bows, weave fabric, and pour tea
That's a very useful list of skills!
>she's unapologetic about her ebil, greed-driven edginess
Ugh... Don't remind me. She better apologize to her husbando
>they can shoot bows, weave fabric, and pour tea
That's a very useful list of skills!
>she's unapologetic about her ebil, greed-driven edginess
Ugh... Don't remind me. She better apologize to her husbando
>tfw no hot knife-ear slaves to pour you tea after a hard day's work of expanding your ebil empire.
>>16772
I recon he passed-out.
In the meantime, feel free to try and think how you want your character to turn out.
I recon he passed-out.
In the meantime, feel free to try and think how you want your character to turn out.
>>16775
Idk, would the ethics of the Trumpire really accommodate exploiting low-cost immigrant labor imported by humanoid-traffickers, instead of sending them back where they came from and hiring locals instead?
lol black knights ftw
Idk, would the ethics of the Trumpire really accommodate exploiting low-cost immigrant labor imported by humanoid-traffickers, instead of sending them back where they came from and hiring locals instead?
lol black knights ftw
>>16777
Bitch please, your emo knight class is shit. But GM already shot down the idea of immigration restrictions, and the original description of Port Barry, when contrasted against the current description, imply that there is a labor shortage in the city. There sure as hell will be when we go to spread democracy to other places. So we're just fine accepting foreigners.
tl;dr Our little city is more like Singapore or Dubai than the USA
Bitch please, your emo knight class is shit. But GM already shot down the idea of immigration restrictions, and the original description of Port Barry, when contrasted against the current description, imply that there is a labor shortage in the city. There sure as hell will be when we go to spread democracy to other places. So we're just fine accepting foreigners.
tl;dr Our little city is more like Singapore or Dubai than the USA
>>16757
I'm thinking that the elves will need to learn and understand Football before they can be effective followers in that regard. Better to draw from Barry's citizens for followers, unless you want them to run off or get squished.
I'm thinking that the elves will need to learn and understand Football before they can be effective followers in that regard. Better to draw from Barry's citizens for followers, unless you want them to run off or get squished.
Wait
Do the Bees give a lower AC bonus than the bracers that kike stole?
Do the Bees give a lower AC bonus than the bracers that kike stole?
>>16786
>Bees
I just spent more than half an hour trying to figure out what you're talking about. Which bees?
>Bees
I just spent more than half an hour trying to figure out what you're talking about. Which bees?
>>16788
Finally found the post >>15289 →
>Oh, and the honeycomb ring, its a Ring of Force shield, that as a free action ("Bees") produces a transparent and weightless heavy-shield +2 of force that stays with the ring. No armor check penalty, and no proficiency required. This particular ring was crafted by a mage who was allergic to bees, which eventually did him in. He would use the shield to swat them away, but alas,….
Finally found the post >>15289 →
>Oh, and the honeycomb ring, its a Ring of Force shield, that as a free action ("Bees") produces a transparent and weightless heavy-shield +2 of force that stays with the ring. No armor check penalty, and no proficiency required. This particular ring was crafted by a mage who was allergic to bees, which eventually did him in. He would use the shield to swat them away, but alas,….
>>16789
>2 AC, compared to the bracer's +3
Fuck you. You took for yourself every single item which you were not barred from using because of your race. Every single item. Congratulations. You are the Korak of our group. When your death comes soon - and it will not come soon enough - your body will be used as target practice.
You are never getting your American flag back. When this ceases to be embarrassing to you, I will have new flags uploaded that you will find embarrassing.
>2 AC, compared to the bracer's +3
Fuck you. You took for yourself every single item which you were not barred from using because of your race. Every single item. Congratulations. You are the Korak of our group. When your death comes soon - and it will not come soon enough - your body will be used as target practice.
You are never getting your American flag back. When this ceases to be embarrassing to you, I will have new flags uploaded that you will find embarrassing.
>>16792
>What flag even is that?
Waifu Thief: he gave it to me because he knows it ticks me off to potentially be mistaken for him, and the Euro Cuck flag just encouraged me to shitpost...
>What flag even is that?
Waifu Thief: he gave it to me because he knows it ticks me off to potentially be mistaken for him, and the Euro Cuck flag just encouraged me to shitpost...
>>16793
You're giving the bracers to Taylor, or to Inferius, or to someone else. Bracers don't fit on horse legs anyways
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You're giving the bracers to Taylor, or to Inferius, or to someone else. Bracers don't fit on horse legs anyways
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>>16792
>a horse can't use that
This is a good point.. The hydra hide light "armor" had to be made at the Barding shop, just because warponies can't wear hoo-man armor. I wonder how bracers fit into the picture... I wanted themmostly because I also know that flying mounts can't fly in medium or heavy barding, and although Blackguards are proficient in all armors, Assassin get arcane spell-interference with anything higher than light armor.
>>16794
I was unironically also thinking of giving Taylor's faggot the gloves of sparking and 12 grenades attached to arrows.
>a horse can't use that
This is a good point.. The hydra hide light "armor" had to be made at the Barding shop, just because warponies can't wear hoo-man armor. I wonder how bracers fit into the picture... I wanted themmostly because I also know that flying mounts can't fly in medium or heavy barding, and although Blackguards are proficient in all armors, Assassin get arcane spell-interference with anything higher than light armor.
>>16794
I was unironically also thinking of giving Taylor's faggot the gloves of sparking and 12 grenades attached to arrows.
>>16795
Okay, I'll take my medicine and calm down...
The grenades and the gloves were taken by Infetius. Almost everything that you didn't take was taken by me, so I gave the grenades and the accompanying gloves and vest to Inferius. I guess that makes sense if you think of German grenades. But bracers would look great on a black guard Taylor.
Okay, I'll take my medicine and calm down...
The grenades and the gloves were taken by Infetius. Almost everything that you didn't take was taken by me, so I gave the grenades and the accompanying gloves and vest to Inferius. I guess that makes sense if you think of German grenades. But bracers would look great on a black guard Taylor.
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>>16802
I'd rather be a Mudslime, communist, civil war starting nigger than be mistaken for the other.
Besides, it matches his.
I'd rather be a Mudslime, communist, civil war starting nigger than be mistaken for the other.
Besides, it matches his.
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>>16805
Now calm down, Flashy. First, you have to agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions. And also stop unleashing demons on Europe.
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Now calm down, Flashy. First, you have to agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions. And also stop unleashing demons on Europe.
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>>16808
>agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions
NO!!!
>stop unleashing demons on Europe.
Okay.
>agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions
NO!!!
>stop unleashing demons on Europe.
Okay.
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>>16809
I'm not playing with you if you're going to do shit like what you did last weekend every weekend. So either stop, or I'm going to do the only thing I can do, which is ban you from posting on this board
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I'm not playing with you if you're going to do shit like what you did last weekend every weekend. So either stop, or I'm going to do the only thing I can do, which is ban you from posting on this board
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