Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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>>16892I may autistic, but at least I'm not completely fucking stupid.
I don't want to have my character die.
GM, idk if you saw or if I just fucking missed it. But does Mr. Snek get stats? >>16912why dont you join in on the drama anon?
>>16916It's a strong snek: Good to compensate for a wimpy wizard.
>>16911>she could have just broken the shackles by transformingWhy would you think that would break them? Do you think that anyone who would go through the effort of making shackles that prevent dimension shifting wouldn't also make them strong? And whatever they are made of, I assure you it is harder then flesh. It would have just cut and sliced into the legs if the legs grew too big for them, like really chain dog collars do to the necks of dogs that outgrow them
>how stupid it was to come up behind a mareYou have to get behind a mare to sex her, and if that's not what Tracy wanted then why wouldn't she leave him alone
>she was restrainedJust one round before she tried to pick the lock, and also kicked him. She was intent on doing harm and on getting free from the restraints
>breaking out the sword was retardedMore retarded than attacking a fully armed and armored level 15 paladin? But the real thing is he wanted to be left alone. So whykeep coming back again and back again when he said to fuck off, and shackled her. If shackles aren't enough, then a sword will have to do
>horsing aroundRape is not horsing around. He wanted to be left alone
>>16917>>16916Thank you sir
GM, does snek get int bonus for being a familier or should I fukk off at this point?
>>16919>>16917Oh, you two will regret that
Torc buys a third bottle of charm potion >>16922its ok i just wont drink anything you gib.
>>16922Pretty sure
you are going to be the one who regrets that third bottle
>>16922GM could still tell you to fuck off, but here's a page on familiars:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Familiars>potionsYou really will will regret doing anything stupid with Tracy's brain. >>16923>implying I'll spike your drinkRun
>>16924Eh, who cares
>>16925Oh, but I won't. cause Tracy will enjoy this
>>16927
Delet this hes not supposed to know.
>>16927I'm not going for trollestia
But Torc does need her help
>>16928To late
>>16926thats the only way you will be able to fuck with me.
Wait, how many potions can we buy? I had to brew my last three over the course of three weeks (the bombs didn't even get made).
>>16930Thats what you think
>patiently waits for GM so everyone can hate me>>16932Idk, I just hope I can buy three
>>16933so how are you dealing with that disease i gave you?
>>16933I feel like I have some idea what you intend to use the first two to do (that will just make things much worse, by the way), but the last bottle?I will smite you for your evil if that fucks me over somehow
>>16934Hey Inferius, want to grapple something?
>>16934???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>16935>evil cackelingYou know nothing peasent
>>16937Actually, give me a minute
>>16941Yes but what did you give Torc?
>>16942"Want to bully a nerd and take his trading cards?"
>>16944Torc does not have trading cards
>hides rare pepes >>16941That's a homebrew spell, m8.
>>16944"Ugh, sure maybe."
Claiming The Nerd's Trading Cards. >>16946I never got a saving roll, truth be told I didn't even know you did this
How do I saving roll?
>>16947"Why so grouchy little pony? By the way, how are your legs?"
>>16947oh i garbed the wrong contagion spell.
>>16948hang on let me find the correct spell.
>>16946That shit looks deadly contagious, m8. Do you really want to ruin your week having to cure every resident of Port Barry?
>Good Cleric using ebil spells[angry Blackguard noises]
No! That's
my thing!
>>16948GM said you didn't get contagion-ed.
>>16952Well praise Kek for that shit
>>16954*ponders if there are ways to make a pony less hormonal*
"That's good to hear. Nevermind by the way."
>>16953"Carry on with your sketchy voodoo shit"
>>16955Hey! """Good""" Cleric, don't nerf our Wizard the day before the boss fight.
8 roll + fortitude of 5 = 13
Do I live
>>16959It wouldn't kill you instantly anyway, although Infernius had better do some serious praying to keep Hitler from confiscating his super powers.
>>16960"Could you please grapple shackle Tracy for me?"
>>16963"Oi, I hate the english too ye bloody cunt"