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Casual Nuts
lTXWR
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No.16605
Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16915
16916 16917
>>16892
I may autistic, but at least I'm not completely fucking stupid.
I don't want to have my character die.
GM, idk if you saw or if I just fucking missed it. But does Mr. Snek get stats?
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
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No.16916
16920 16922
>>16915
He said Giant Constrictor, so here you go:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Giant_Constrictor_Snake
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
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No.16917
16919 16922
>>16915
>I don't want to have my character die.
>Implying she won't keep you alive and kicking
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16918
>>16912
why dont you join in on the drama anon?
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16919
16922
>>16917
>alive and Rapeable
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
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No.16920
>>16916
It's a strong snek: Good to compensate for a wimpy wizard.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.16921
>>16911
>she could have just broken the shackles by transforming
Why would you think that would break them? Do you think that anyone who would go through the effort of making shackles that prevent dimension shifting wouldn't also make them strong? And whatever they are made of, I assure you it is harder then flesh. It would have just cut and sliced into the legs if the legs grew too big for them, like really chain dog collars do to the necks of dogs that outgrow them
>how stupid it was to come up behind a mare
You have to get behind a mare to sex her, and if that's not what Tracy wanted then why wouldn't she leave him alone
>she was restrained
Just one round before she tried to pick the lock, and also kicked him. She was intent on doing harm and on getting free from the restraints
>breaking out the sword was retarded
More retarded than attacking a fully armed and armored level 15 paladin? But the real thing is he wanted to be left alone. So whykeep coming back again and back again when he said to fuck off, and shackled her. If shackles aren't enough, then a sword will have to do
>horsing around
Rape is not horsing around. He wanted to be left alone
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16922
16923 16924 16925
>>16917
>>16916
Thank you sir
GM, does snek get int bonus for being a familier or should I fukk off at this point?
>>16919
>>16917
Oh, you two will regret that
Torc buys a third bottle of charm potion

Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16923
16926
>>16922
its ok i just wont drink anything you gib.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.16924
16926
>>16922
Pretty sure you are going to be the one who regrets that third bottle
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
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No.16925
16926
>>16922
GM could still tell you to fuck off, but here's a page on familiars:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Familiars
>potions
You really will will regret doing anything stupid with Tracy's brain.
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16926
16930
>>16923
>implying I'll spike your drink
Run
>>16924
Eh, who cares
>>16925
Oh, but I won't. cause Tracy will enjoy this


Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16928
16929 16931
>>16927
Delet this hes not supposed to know.
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16929
16931
>>16927
I'm not going for trollestia
But Torc does need her help
>>16928
To late
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16930
16933
>>16926
thats the only way you will be able to fuck with me.
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
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No.16931
>>16928
This.
>>16929
Reeeeeeeee!
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
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No.16932
16933
Wait, how many potions can we buy? I had to brew my last three over the course of three weeks (the bombs didn't even get made).
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16933
16934 16935
>>16930
Thats what you think
>patiently waits for GM so everyone can hate me
>>16932
Idk, I just hope I can buy three

Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16934
16936 16938
>>16933
so how are you dealing with that disease i gave you?

Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.16935
16938
>>16933
I feel like I have some idea what you intend to use the first two to do (that will just make things much worse, by the way), but the last bottle?I will smite you for your evil if that fucks me over somehow
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.16936
16937
>>16934
Hey Inferius, want to grapple something?
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16937
16940
>>16936
depends on what it is.
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16938
16941
>>16934
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>16935
>evil cackeling
You know nothing peasent


Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.16939
16942
TRACY!
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.16940
>>16937
Actually, give me a minute
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16941
16943 16947
>>16938
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Contagion,_Greater_(3.5e_Spell)
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
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No.16942
16944
505171__safe_artist-colon-clamstacker_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_nicolas cage_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>16939
*ears ring*
"What!?"
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16943
16946
>>16941
Yes but what did you give Torc?
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.16944
16945 16947
>>16942
"Want to bully a nerd and take his trading cards?"
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16945
XevQ3IY_d.jpg
>>16944
Torc does not have trading cards
>hides rare pepes
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16946
16948 16952
>>16943
i gave you this one
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Cicada_Rabies_(3.5e_Disease)
i could have been a dick and gave you this https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Caster%27s_Headache_(3.5e_Disease)
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
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No.16947
16949 16950
>>16941
That's a homebrew spell, m8.
>>16944
"Ugh, sure maybe."

Claiming The Nerd's Trading Cards.
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16948
16951 16952
>>16946
I never got a saving roll, truth be told I didn't even know you did this
How do I saving roll?
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.16949
16954
>>16947
"Why so grouchy little pony? By the way, how are your legs?"
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16950
>>16947
oh i garbed the wrong contagion spell.

Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16951
>>16948
hang on let me find the correct spell.
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
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No.16952
16953
>>16946
That shit looks deadly contagious, m8. Do you really want to ruin your week having to cure every resident of Port Barry?
>Good Cleric using ebil spells
[angry Blackguard noises]
No! That's my thing!
>>16948
GM said you didn't get contagion-ed.
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16953
16955 16957
>>16952
Well praise Kek for that shit

Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
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No.16954
16957
>>16949
>Why so grouchy
"hormones."
>how are your legs?
"Attached."
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16955
16956 16958
>>16953
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Contagion
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Disease#Mindfire
dc 12 roll your save
MfgBl
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No.16956
[1d12 = 8]
>>16955
Ah fuck this shit
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.16957
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>>16954
*ponders if there are ways to make a pony less hormonal*
"That's good to hear. Nevermind by the way."

>>16953
"Carry on with your sketchy voodoo shit"
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
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No.16958
>>16955
Hey! """Good""" Cleric, don't nerf our Wizard the day before the boss fight.
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16959
16960 16961
8 roll + fortitude of 5 = 13
Do I live
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16960
16962 16964
>>16959
your good.for now
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
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No.16961
16962 16963
>>16959
It wouldn't kill you instantly anyway, although Infernius had better do some serious praying to keep Hitler from confiscating his super powers.
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16962
>>16960
>runs
>>16961
>Hitler from confiscating his super powers
That would be intresting
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.16963
16965
NTfEjZg.jpg
>>16961
>implying Hitler would mind if i infected an Anglo with a disease.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.16964
16967
>>16960
"Could you please grapple shackle Tracy for me?"
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.16965
>>16963
"Oi, I hate the english too ye bloody cunt"