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8880e No.174798[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Welcome to the Mongolian political horsewhispering forum, also known as /mlpol/. This thread is dedicated to helping out newfags coming to the site with integrating into the local culture. If you have a question about something, or need spoonfed on something, don't be afraid to ask me or any other Anon willing to help.

Here's a few things to start.

1.- Read the policy page first: https://mlpol.net/policy.html

2.- When in doubt, lurk moar.

3.- Praise American, Praise Football.

4.- MODS = GODS.

5.- Anonfilly did nothing wrong.

6.- No one knows what /1ntr/ is for, not even /1ntr/.
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782ef No.203749

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5ed14 No.203991

I love the bad guys.

782ef No.204209

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3c31e No.202259[Reply]

Are you a confident artist? Are you good with Maya? There's a studio in Dublin who needs you, Anon.

Apply, For Celestia's sake!

This is not EQG. This is the future!
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ce8c0 No.205079

Have a bump, for Historical purpose.

c6dda No.205105

>expecting anyone to just move to fucking Ireland for pony even if they knew how to use Maya

Boulder is making the g5 movie, this is the job recruitment. They're a 2d company though and if they're still recruiting then it's bad news for g5 being released anytime soon. It was supposed to be released next year after g4 ended.

3c31e No.205154

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Of course! I'm just relaying the info here. Not like it's totally banjax'd, that's the reason why we're recruiting around Europe.

add8a No.205221

For the tone here >>205154, i assume he got some influence, in any case; it's great to have you >>202259 here anon.

88e07 No.205963

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Open Positions
Dublin, Ireland (Sandymount) TV Studio

BG Artist Art

Dublin, Ireland (City Centre) Feature Studio

3D Animator Animation

CharacterFX Artist CFX

Junior 3D Animator Animation

Junior Lighting Artist Lighting
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 No.202060[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?

Dropbox (Photos):

>I'm a contributor.

Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt, so you can have your green to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>197556
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i wish i could


Ouch…well, just know that this cheap-ass soda mixer is dedicated to you. Hope things turn out better for you, I'm about to go to bed for my six hours before work and I think I might be a little hung over or even slightly drunk for a few hours on my shift. Just needed the relaxer, I'm sure you of all fillies get that feel.


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One last voice calls out of the blue. You aren't quite sure what it means, however.


You blink several times as you try to process that statement.

"Uh, translation?"

Daring lightly smacks you across the back of your head.

>"Obviously the cunt wants to know where the jewelry's at."

"Oh for fuck's… WE DON'T KNOW! Goddamn you people ask some stupid questions."
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1d100[ 1d100 = 91 ]


This but "Boys in Blue" instead of "Fuzz" 1d100[ 1d100 = 42 ]

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a9b25 No.158850[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

It's time.

Recently the question was asked "Is it wrong to kill someone?" >>158754 and this made me think of vigilante "justice". This made me think of a right-winger flipping from Lawful Good to Chaotic Good (pic#2) and I have associated that with Hitler invading Poland in 1939. This gave me a timing point to put the ideological cycle onto the 100 year cycle that I have extended from Martin Armstrong's work ( https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/models/7219-2/ ). (I am going to call this the "Right-wing Transition" because the line is next to the word Right. I'll name the others in a similar way.)

Then when I considered the other three transition lines, on this "wheel" that we rotate through, surprisingly Q emerges as logical, and even expected. I think I can show that Q is a logical result of human collective behaviour without having to resort to the standard Q proofs ( >>156898 https://www.qproofs.com/ ).

I could talk about the other transition lines but that would be boring as they aren't affecting our lives now. By choosing '39 as the Right-wing Transition year we get '14 as the Authoritarian transition date. In the US we get Trump elected in 2016 and his emergence as a candidate was in 2015. This is close enough to suggest Trump represents the the flip from the Left Authoritarianism to the Right Authoritarianism. We have all seen the Left try to force its views on the public and control the narrative.

If you are willing to assume that around 2014 we started flipping from Lawful Evil (Clinton crime family etc https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_Cash ) to Lawful Good, there would need to be some emerging representation of this. The things Q uses to describe itself is completely consistent with Lawful Good fighting Lawful Evil ( "Think DOJ/FBI reorg." - Q #1664 ), also it is Right Wing ( "Use logic." "God bless." "We serve at the pleasure of the President." - Q ) and nationalistic ( "Today, as Patriots, we celebrate our Independence.
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bd563 No.205674

>But Q will keep them panicked by implying repeatedly that it is soon.
This is true, and you are probably right. We need at lest to know who is running for the Dems before the real attacks can begin, and sadly this won't happen until July 2020 (DNC officially declare who is running).

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a9b25 No.205960

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4f55c No.201033[Reply]

Post random news here.
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31ac0 No.205952

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>voters say
>Voters believe
Like ZOG cares.

4f55c No.205955

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4f55c No.205957

>The Syrians returning home after years of fleeing war

>After years of people fleeing Syria and its civil war, there are now long queues to enter the country each day. Jordan opened its Jaber border crossing last October after Syrian government troops defeated rebels who had controlled the other side.

>Now several thousand people pass through each day. They include small-scale merchants reviving cross-border trade and returning Syrian refugees who hope to rebuild their lives.


Assad not bad?

4f55c No.205958

Canada Yellow Vest/Truck protests.
>Hundreds of Trucks take to the Street! "Trudeau Must Go!"((Yellow))

4f55c No.205959

>Roughly 80% of all voters say U.S. needs secure borders, including 68% of Democrats: Harvard poll

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d48aa No.203582[Reply][Last 50 Posts]


SOUTHFRONT FEB 4 & Venezuela

>Latest interviews with Assad


>Live MAPS

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44b8f No.205892

They've said 222 383 people came back on 18/2
But it's silent about the corridors other than they've been opened, here http://syria.mil.ru/news/more.htm?id=12218127@egNews
As far as I know there's ~50 000 people in Rukban camp

32a3b No.205897

>silent about the corridors other than they've been opened
If it was just set up then it's understandable.
>As far as I know there's ~50 000 people in Rukban camp
Yeah it's freaking massive, more people than Mayadin and Bukamal…

32a3b No.205956

[08:22] SAA stationed in Shughaydilah targeted Zitan in Aleppo countryside with heavy artillery.
[10:35] Rebels claimed to snipe two SAA soldiers in Masasinah in Hama countryside.
[10:36] SAA bombarded Khalasah in Aleppo countryside.
[10:49] SAA shelled Lataminah city in the northern Hama countryside.
[11:30] SAA shelled Maraat al-Artiq in Aleppo countryside from their positions in Zahraa district.
[12:31] SAA targeted Jazraya in Aleppo countryside with artillery shelling.

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cf455 No.205650[Reply]

>"Anonymous, I summoned you here for two reasons."
>"You asked me to give you a job when you first came here, and I was at a loss . But now I know you better, and I believe I have a position for you."
>"I've decided that you will be a Royal knight."
>"Do not hug me Anon. "
>"Anon, stop that."
>"Good. Now, reason number two: I'm putting you on a curfew. You are to remain in the castle for six days out of the week unless otherwise directed by me or Shining Armor. On Sundays you will be allowed to go where you please, but you will cease your harassment of the Elements of Harmony, especially of Fluttershy and Rarity, with your practical jokes. You are on thin enough ice, and I don't think Pinkie Pie needs any more encouragement than she already gives herself every single day.
>You will only work directly with the Elements in times of extreme danger or distress, of which I hope we can avoid entirely in the coming years. I expect you to be on your best behavior as a new knight of the realm.
>"Luna will be your probation officer. She is instructed on all of these guidelines, and she will also ensure that you do not take a single step into the Restricted Section in the Royal Canterlot Library. I don't care how much you think we could "use a little fun around here", summoning ancient beasts from the primordial era of Equestria is strictly forbidden and I hope for both of our sakes, but mostly for yours, that it never happens again.
>"Why Luna? Well, what other task could I give her that she would actually be able to handle on a continual basis? I am sure it will be good for the both of you."
>"What? No, cannot leave the palace if Luna tells you you can. Only me and Shining Armor are able to give you that freedom."
>"Your knighting ceremony will take place in one hour, in the throne room. Be there."

what do /mlpol/
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6d3ac No.205724

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Can i get to rub the royal belly as a payment?
And maybe hoof holding

4bda0 No.205725

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Nice try Chrysalis
Shhhh, already one of us is captured. Try to be a little sneaky
Not cool dude. Not cool.

858f3 No.205819

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>Lunar Republic
>Not even the Lunar Empire
Hello, my vile heretical friend! Have you heard about Solar Flare? She doesn't even need to come out to defeat Luna or Nightmare Moon.
Yes, yes, ponies weren't giving Luna much credit for the night and et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, we've heard it all before. One doesn't need to abandon the sun itself in order to appreciate a nice night. I myself thank Nightmare Moon for the night each night.
It is especially important to remember the value of the sun, since Solar Flare isn't merely that small glowing orb that gets pulled across the sky by every two-bit pony in town. No, Her Majesty, Solar Flare, represents light, fire, and existence itself. What do you see when you look into the night sky, heretic? Uncountably vast numbers of starts, burning against the great black expanse. Burning so brightly that the empty space in between can only even be noticed if you actually decide to look for it. That is the power of Solar Flare. She is everywhere, fighting against nonexistence itself.
What matter is who gets more credit than who, when at any moment there are ponies out there who plot our demise? Weird and strange creatures who want to overthrow everything we hold dear?
To join the so called, New Lunar Republic, is to focus on the wrong things. At least Nightmare Moon followers know the true value of strength, but Lunatics, bah, they just sit around whining about fairness and never do anything.
Er, well, I suppose I'll definitely have to accept the offer then. You know, in case it really is Chrysalis. Definitely need to keep an eye on her. Yes. Definitely.
Have I mentioned how lovely your hair is today, Your Majesty? And your regal bearing is simply magnificent. Good job.

858f3 No.205820

>vast numbers of starts
That should have been "stars", Celstia damn it. These spell-check spells are worthless!

1ce25 No.205951

"Okay, but I requested to head the R&D team for the Royal Science division. I know about as much about how to fight as I know how to get a girlfriend, which is literally less than zero. Not questioning your decision, just a heads-up."

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9dd4d No.163087[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

To protect our way of life and to prevent shills, horse pussy must be on the 1st page. Always!
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b3bfe No.205830

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Hi, again treeleech. How have you been? I have been improving since you gave me that comment on my story here, >>200070. I have taken it to heart and my paragraphs have a better flow now. Because that is what you meant, right? That the first sentence should lead into the next sentence and so on. Like, for example, using the passive voice when it's auspicious. Although, I mostly think about these tips when a write stories, not in posts.
Anyway, I am just checking in on to say hi. That is literally the point with this post nothing else going on here.
I can, however, ask you what that other project you are doing is. Is it that long project that you have been working on for two years? If it is, how do you do that? Do you have a plan of where you are going or a goal to aim for? What's it about?
I have this collab idea that I want to share with you but I will take that later.
Also, >Pic related is the aftermath of this thread. Hope you are proud of yourself horsefuckers.

9b943 No.205869

Very political.
I love it.

9b943 No.205873

The story is just as good as smut, tbh. I don't care how long it takes to get there.

c5879 No.205900

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Perfection as always, Leaf friend!

92541 No.205950

It's still fantastic. It's a bit of a wait, but it's still worth it to see what'll happen next. Keep going, Canada, you're an absolute hero.

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590b4 No.205923[Reply]

I just went to apply for welfare the first time in my life. I got this young female caseworker about my age and she had an awesome Rainbow Dash figurine right on her desk. I tried not to stare at it and make eye contact with her or the papers we were discussing but I couldn't help myself and my gaze kept drifting in that direction. Kept trying to find opportunities to slip in "20% better" but it didn't come up. I couldn't find any cool way to indicate my appreciation of MLP, and I feel like I missed the boat, because if I meet her again in 3 months or whenever it is I get called in to update my details, if I say something THEN she might just think I went home and looked up some MLP trivia to try and impress her and get her to treat her more favorably.

It makes me really sad because this is someone I could see being friends with if not for this conflict of interest and the fact that she probably sees me as a waste of space subhuman who is below her and ruining our nation. But… am I being too harsh? I mean even though it's Dashy and not Fluttershy, I should entertain the idea that she could have huge amounts of empathy and not hold this against me, particularly if I do succeed at finding some employment soon. Seeing her pony toy made me want to impress her… that way if she knows I'm doing well then I wouldn't have any need to feign being brony to manipulate her.

Having my mom along didn't really help matters. I am confident that I would've found a perfect 20% spot or some other subtle insider reference if she hadn't kept interrupting to gab about her own life. If a mom ever says she just wants to be there for moral support and she'll by quiet and not speak unless spoken to, DON'T BELIEVE HER.

I think I have a big of a crush, this caseworker is someone I would like to secure a future for the white race with. She had a puggish cuteness to her that I sorta go for sometimes. But she's probably too professional to do anything and it'd fuck things up for one or both of us if I started flirting. Plus flirting isn't something I've done in 10+ years (I'm a wizard now) because of lack of interest. Some of that might be due to intentionally avoiding socializing though, and I'm a superstitious fellow so when my randomly assigned caseworker has a Dashy on display, it just feels like the fates are telling me something…

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I can go on and on about worthless cunts and how wrong you are, however, I believe money has priority over pussy, every time.
Have an intro to your dilemma.

Never Be A Wage Slave:

f0d5a No.205942

Next time, if there IS a next time (don't invest yourself) just say something like "Nice figure. Dash is cool, but Fluttershy is way better".
Also yes, leave your mom at home. Don't rationalize, determine not only why she wanted to go with you, but why you let her.
You have several months anon. Git gud (lift, learn, develop) and then if fortune smiles on you, you'll have another chance.

11427 No.205948

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>you'll have another chance.
You are encouraging him to follow the pussy, to think with his dick, and that is the worst advice.
From OP's text is easy to infer that he has not Game, therefore he is going for a crash badly.
To have Game, he must first to improve his self confidence -→ to make good money, to fuck some whores and feel the pussy for what really is: a wet hole to deposit cum. Once he "feels" that women are lower beings, far below him, and most of them only deserve contempt; he will be ready to play them and not the other way around.

>Bux caseworker was a pegasister
OP, understand this: women are not men.
You cannot project your desires on a woman, never ever, because she will let you down.
Women are basic beasts, they are born to be whores to sell themselves to the highest bidder. This is a sad and repulsive fact that cannot be changed.
Once you understand this and "ACCEPT IT" without getting angry or saddened, then you will be ready to deal with them on a leveled field.

35146 No.205961

Rake yourself

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32a96 No.205682[Reply]

>Trump urges Venezuelan military to abandon Maduro or 'lose everything'

>Graham: The US is looking for allies to replace it in Syria


>Haiti arrests: US confirms Americans among group detained


>China unveils plans to develop Greater Bay Area


>USS Tulsa Commissioned as the US Navy's Newest Warship


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32a96 No.205683

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Slow news day.

41309 No.205729

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>'I ask every member of the Maduro regime: End this nightmare of poverty, hunger and death. LET YOUR PEOPLE GO. Set your country free! Now is the time for all Venezuelan Patriots to act together, as one united people. Nothing could be better for the future of Venezuela!'
I am not a Maduro's supporter and not even a sympathizer, but I recognize when Trump is getting nervous.
The coup attempt is not going as planned, and America's early allies, Colombia and Brazil, are looking to each other asking for what the plan is.
The Venezuela's military is not budging in its support of Maduro, and the psyop (or narrative) about hunger and starvation is beginning to partially backfire as Trump, Rubio and others ZOG's associates are seen as responsible parties for economic warfare impacting directly on Venezuela's population.
Also, the humanitarian aid used as trojan horse to smuggle weapons and undermine population cohesion under foreign attack, is not going well either, the Syrian scenario will not unfold smoothly in this case.

41b98 No.205947

Thank you Awoo

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d5bf9 No.205944[Reply]

What presidency will reap the rewards? Obviously nothing will happen before 2020 or even 2024. For now I'd assume democrats win in 2024, isn't that just long enough for NASA to whip something up?

Is a moon mission still prestigious enough for socialists to use it as PR, or is it entirely out of vogue?

c2dee No.205945

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>What presidency will reap the rewards?
America is broke. Everybody can see around how her influence is fading, such influence besides the threats of bombings and invasions was always money (inversions and capital injections), now that prospect is mostly gone and China had taken the lead.
And focusing on the space program. Do you know America is currently unable to reach space without Russian engines? Das rite, America has not longer the facilities neither the ready technology to manufacture them.

Houston, we have a problem: Russia threatens to stop supplying engines crucial for US space program:

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Questions That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread. (?)

This is certainly the best community for this.
These are always a great way to build smaller communities / boards and they provide foundation via functionality.
It's a place Anons can always return to. Like Yahoo Answers or Quora, but, for Chan users.
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I have to warn you, some people says that Evola must come first, and Serrano next; otherwise you will find very hard to understand him.


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>"Serrano follows the Gnostic tradition of the Cathars (fl. 1025-1244) by identifying the evil demiurge as Jehovah, the God of the Old Testament. As medieval dualists, these eleventh-century heretics had repudiated Jehovah as a false god and mere artificer opposed to the real God far beyond our earthly realm. This Gnostic doctrine clearly carried dangerous implications for the Jews. As Jehovah was the tribal deity of the Jews, it followed that they were devil worshipers. By casting the Jews in the role of the children of Satan, the Cathar heresy can elevate anti-Semitism to the status of a theological doctrine backed by a vast cosmology. If the Hyperborean Aryans are the archetype and blood descendents of Serrano's divyas from the Black Sun, then the archetype of the Lord of Darkness needed a counter-race. The demiurge sought and found the most fitting agent for its archetype in the Jews".
As a golden closure, let me show the IRL implications of the esoteric knowledge with the added screenshot.


You might consider the Bhagavad Gita


Thanks for the info. I know there is something hidden in those ancient texts, but everyone I ask argues on translations and tells me to get a guru. Like I'm gonna let some other fag tell me what to think.


Definitely read the Gita, its all about the detached warrior's mindset. You needn't even read all of it, the first 1/3rd would suffice.

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01876 No.93187[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

>If you would like to join, make a sensible loadout here at:
>And if you want to bring in something special or not on the list, ask to shop it in.

>When you're done, read over the Operator's Handbook:


>Or the Hoofbook if you wanna be a pony:


>Then jump into our IRC chat, #OiE on esper.net server or use:


>Overall Pastebin:

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400f7 No.205920

"Eyes, claws, teeth, and 'other' parts that I don't wanna talk about."
>Turning an irritated expression back, Naliyna's eyes roll in well practiced disgust.
"Most of us would but we don't get a choice half the time. Gotta do what we gotta do or else."

>Slinging the satchels and packs off to sit down, Naliyna nudges the flaps open, poking her hoof around in each while the robed tricolor Crystal mare emits a low, resonating hum, one of the pod sliding out away from the others.

"Not at all Mister Gallo, after examination I've decided that it would be stupid to open the batpony's stasis cell. And excuse me if I'm not saying your correctly, my linguistics are rather.. poor."
>Turning about to peer at the long orange hexagon, the Combat Medic gently rubs her nose with a knee, frowning deeply.
"I have been studying these in the meantime to discern what era they may be from. So far I haven't been able to confirm much more than Doctor Tipper's early suspicions: one young, heavily Construct technology implanted batpony mare. Upon further examination of what little resonance I could glean, approximately forty percent of her body has been replaced; now I don't want to even consider opening that one. One severely wounded and likely crippled young minotaur bull, that one I have low confidence in awakening without requesting permission from the Hegemony. A definite male Tallus Basilisk with minor plasma burns and missing some scales. The few I ponifially know whom can speak their archaic language were injured during the invasion so I've sent a request to the Villages. Last but not least, one moderately injured pegasus, either a young stallion or a mature Ferron. No internal organ damage, eight or so fractured bones, three stab wounds, one large.. foreign object that I can't quite make out. I'm positive that any gift would be suitably calming due to the circumstances."

>Hearing sharp, hard clicks on steel above, a pair of half-lidded, cherry red diamond eyes stare down at you from atop the Clinic.

>The eyes blink sleepily, a quartet of large, blunt white fangs can be seen accompanied by a loud, refreshed yawn, Naliyna calling upwards.
"Hey Torven! Have a good nap?"
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5ed6f No.205927

>Cheto frowns
(A touchy subject. Better not ask anymore of that.)

>His head moves in a nodding motion.

“I see. We have one that we cannot speak. What is the language in question? It seems like I am going to be cooped up studying with how many different languages I’ll have to learn now.”
>A chuckle.

>At first, Gallo’s body tenses up at hearing the batpony on the roof making clicking noises on top of him, but relaxes when Nalinya calls him out.

>His head cocks to the side slightly, spotting his bat wings and extra fluff on top of Torven’s ears as he walks down and introduces himself.
“That was quite a stunt you pulled, walking down the wall like that. Anyways, you seem like the perfect pony to explain to me about the bat pony and possibly the Pegasus I’ll try to give food for.”
(Maybe all of the races of this land and what languages should I be on the lookout at the library while I’m at it. Maybe even let me touch those wings. I've always wondered how they feel.)
>It’s a good thing he ate those cookies before listening to all of this talk, or he would’ve asked for some.
(Butter is overrated. Still good, though.)

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fa987 No.205937

>Pareidolia continues to peer into the microscope while responding to the Spiral A.I..

"There is nothing I can do to alleviate that stress. I have no intention of interacting with a representation of the human gestalt any more than necessary."

>His eyes widen in genuine amazement as he shifts the slide mount to scan through the sample.

[Incredible. Then these Constructs are silicon life? An advanced level of biological analogs.]

>He pulls away and takes off his gloves before preparing another slide, this time sampling from the mostly intact hull he had not absorbed residual power from.

"Your current form is a limitation on the number of options the Class 3 allowed me to select from. All preset personalities were pooled from its knowledge of Razorback pony staff members. It has no bearing on my mission parameters or performance, so I opted for one that best suited my current needs."

1d6+6[ 1d6+6 = 12 ]< Empire Microscope
1d6[ 1d6 = 2 ]< Apprentice Research
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400f7 No.205939

>Recalling Denra's favoritism for all games of chance, it was rumored he tended to lose much more often than winning, not like he cared much for it, it was the thrill that mattered for him.
>Some of the more impulsive humans and Razorback's marefriends were probably responsible.

>Boris and Mercy toss out a quick hand-hoof-wing match in the back seat, muttering at each other in annoyance.

1d6[ 1d6 = 1 ] <Boris
1d6[ 1d6 = 3 ] <Mercy
>Easily finding and tossing a #10 can with the plastic lid into the front, it was about half full still, probably from Pella's newly established line of cookie, fruit gel, oatmeal bars, and 'secret ingredient' bars, the blind pegasus giggling in sincere, yet painful amusement.
"Try the white ones Jeff, best Pella has made.. so far."
>That was either a pun relating to her vegetarian inclination, or something else that was definitely platonic.

>Eyeing the TacPad briefly, your team was nearly a quarter of the way to the marked crypt, the road leading into large patches of native Moors trees turning into vast groves of giant mango, peach, apple, other tropical fruit trees.

>Of course, there were a few scattered batponies sleeping on the edges of the road, large wicker baskets filled with ripe fruit, and even some tiny piles of newly found stones.
>Now those were worrying.

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400f7 No.205941

>Taking a deep inhale, Raindrop Raspberry flexes her wings out, carefully shuffling forwards into a near-standing position, an expression of blatant suspicion across her face.
"You might want to salt those puns Miss Castella, I'll be drying them out shortly.."
>Eyes slamming shut, the pegasus xeno snaps her left wing up defensively, throwing the right out in a wide circle, sending a thin but large sheet of hot water in your direct.
1d6+5[ 1d6+5 = 11 ] <M.Melee: Splash
1d6+5[ 1d6+5 = 6 ]
1d6+5[ 1d6+5 = 10 ]
1d6+5[ 1d6+5 = 7 ]

"Yes Inquisitor, what are your orders?"
>Somewhere behind, the sound of a carapace glove slapping into a carapace helmet can be heard, followed by snorting half-laughter.
"No ma'am, the Enginseer is performing tactical aquatic operations against the pegasus Knight assigned to me.. no ma'am, I will not interfere."

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409a3 No.179468[Reply]

The other one hit the bump limit a long while ago, so let's do this again. Same as before: ITT post anything off-topic that doesn't need its own thread.
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bff4b No.204759

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Holy fuck boys the normie knows!
(10 darkest facts about mlp).


aa2f2 No.204766

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Actually, no. That video shows a glaring ignorance of MLP outside of simple factoids. You should feel bad for posting it

bff4b No.205708

A little late i know. This is the garbage can anyway, but did you fast foward it 'till the race-segregation one?

6b387 No.205938

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I just came to my attention a pseudo brony larping as militia.
I don't think Celestia would approve this naive and bluepilled video.

6b387 No.205940

>Gmail email
Honeypot perhaps?

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c2496 No.178720[Reply]

What is NaNoWriMo?

>National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) is a fun, seat-of-your-pants approach to creative writing.

>On November 1, participants begin working towards the goal of writing a 50,000-word novel by 11:59 PM on November 30.
>Valuing enthusiasm, determination, and a deadline, NaNoWriMo is for anyone who has ever thought about writing a novel.

Literally this is just sitting down and writing out a 50k word novel within the month of November. There are no prizes for victory and no penalty for defeat beyond the stench of failure that will cling to you for the rest of your mortal life.

The novel can be about anything you like. It does not have to be good. The plot does not have to make sense, your grammar and spelling does not have to be correct, and you do not have to show it to anyone or publish it if you don't want to. The only objective here is the creative exercise of forcing yourself to write a certain amount of words within a given time frame. The only requirements are that it be an original work of fiction, that it be a self contained work, and that it be composed entirely within the month of November, 2018. You can spend as much time as you need pre-November getting ideas together or outlining your story, the main rule is that you don't sit down and actually start writing the text before Nov. 1.

I've done this challenge myself multiple times and I think it would be a fun thing for /mlpol/ to attempt together. In the spirit of the board I would encourage stories that relate to either ponies or politics, but this is by no means a requirement; your novel can be about anything you want. The main thing is that we are all writing together at the same time. Nigel, all board drama aside you are more than welcome to join in on this, if anyone on this site could crank out 50,000 words of pure autism in the space of a month it's you.


Official NaNoWriMo Site:
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a69e6 No.204146

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Lol, 23 days later I answer. Sorry, man.

>Also concerning the music I think I have just about all of the albums I referenced and I can get you the audio files if you would like.

Yes, please. That would be awesome.

>you may want to wait for the revised text I'm currently working on. I found some continuity errors that needed to be addressed and a few parts that I felt were shoddily constructed have been rewritten.

When you have it done I can take it and do a reading of that version. I anyway need to re-read the story for it to sound right. It is to decrease the cringe factor by a small percentage. My reading can be a bit jerky otherwise.

>That's part of why he's always arguing with her about Communism

I thought it came from him having an autistic headcanon of Fluttershy. He interprets her kindness as Communism.

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a69e6 No.204147

>Also, what do you think of this,>>204082, post? What should I do?


1d802 No.205821

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Hey, dude are you still here? Or are you dead? If you are dead, tell me. The point of this post is actually just to get your attention but I guess I will disguise it as a critic of your story.
So let's see what can I say on the top of my head. Well, I liked how you let your description of characters work as subtle jokes. Like how the three niggers were all walking stereotypes. That was great with all the clothes to match.
Your story has the problem that one doesn't, or at least this is how my experience was, get invested in it until spoiler alert: He gets hired as a private investigator. Before that I had put your story down and picked it up multiple times but after I had read that I couldn't put it downWell, I could but this is hyperbole.until I had read the entire thing.
I might comment on the mystery some other day.
While I wanted to add a loli to this post since I know you're a fine fellow with an extraordinary good taste. I can't because the CIA is apparently on this website trying their damnedest to trick enlightened people like us, >>205455. So I will remain hidden until they move on and suggest you do the same.
Here's something else that is really cute that only a handful of people in the world can get. Are you one of them?

f2acc No.205845

Did you finish Nanowrimo?

I was about to, but hard drive failure happened. Reinstalling Windows caused a BIOS corruption. I fixed that, but now there's an "Activate Windows" watermark stuck in the bottom right corner of my screen.

d0c6d No.205936

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No, I didn't finish it. The last update I did was this one, >>188708 so I am far way from the the goal.
To bad about hte computer.

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