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Contrarian, Cancerous, and Contentiously Contrite Nuts
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53728
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ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition

Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....


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Anonymous
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No.54134
54137
>>54131
“I definitely didn’t mean for it to sound like I was planning to hit on her. Sorry about that. I will keep that in mind and ask her about these foresters.”
>>54132
“And this pony is around this area?”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54135
54137 54138 54140
Where are the characters atm?
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54137
54139 54150 54151
>>54134
"We don't know where she is at the moment. She was scared off it seemed after a conflict a party member. The last we knew of her she was prancing through thick forest - hard to say where. I do know there is a grove that at least used to be her central location"

>>54135
Talking to each other while GM is busy
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54138
>>54135
Mine is with yours of course, but I think theirs are on a airship, if I remember correctly.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54139
54141
>>54137
I had Tracy leave off to the forest to investigate the disappearances, I figured yours was on his way to Sparta.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54140
>>54135
Im with trump.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54141
54142
>>54139
We could just say they are ready to do whatever and thus are away from each other, but it's a lot more fun and productive to have the characters talk to each other since we can't investigate or approach sparta or what have you while GM is busy
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54142
54143
>>54141
Yeah, but I'd like to know who's present, because my character may behave differently around others.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54143
54144 54148
>>54142
Uh... well, in that case, I think Stix, Infernius, Trumpaladin, and Tracy are together
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54144
54145
>>54143
He's not going to Sparta?
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54145
54146
>>54144
He is
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54146
54147
>>54145
Tracy is going into the woods to put a knife through something. She let Stix tag along, because she said he was a huntsman, but she wouldn't force him if he stayed back at the tower.

Either way, it's getting pretty late, so Tracy's faggot might just turn in.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54147
54148
>>54146
>>54092
Yeah, Stix is with Tracy.

And goodnight.

Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54148
54149 54168
>>54143
>>54147
Gm fell asleep i bet.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54149
54150
>>54148
I believe so too. >>54068 was one of the last ones he posted.

Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54150
54151
>>54149
Does Stix have a response to Trumpaladin's statement in >>54137 or does he just leave it at that?

Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54151
54153
>>54150
Sorry, must have missed that one.
>>54137
I would definitely like to know where is grove is, and if you want to talk about it, the fight that happened.
/A8XB
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No.54153
54155 54164 54190 54191 54198
>>54151
"The grove where she used to stay was over in that direction" Trumpaladin points into the forest that is near the tower in a specific direction. Please assume for the sake of the scene that the characters happened to meet each other at the one ground level exit/entrance to the tower as Stix and Tracy were heading to the mill, Torcuil and Trumpaladin are heading outside to the airship, while infernius is back

"It's a grove over there, a meadow, with a small stream and a large tree. It will be charred in many places. In fact, tracking the fire damage may be the simplest way to distinguish it. I do not know if she will be there or if she is elsewhere. I can say for sure that she doesn't come out out for everyone. She may though for you.

She is a Celestial Charger, a celestial Unicorn gaurdian of the forest. Very powerful. Very Beautiful. She has two proclivities that dominate her behavior. To ease the suffering of other beings, whatever they may be. And to sow the seeds of discord and enjoy the show. It was when she was satisfying her lust for choas that she made the mistake of humiliating our Tracy Cage. And Tracy went after her for it. She tried several times to kill her, although all she got for it was more embarrassment. The unicorn guardian got away. She is called... Trollestia. She also managed to piss off Torcuil, even though she took a liking to the magician"
\r
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54155
54156
>>54153
“Very interesting. I will definitely check that out when I come back. She seems like a paradox. She wants to help others, yet cause strife. Can’t wait to see how that goes.”
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54156
54157 54164
>>54155
"Yeah, I noticed. 'Choatic Good.' Humpf! Hasn't worked out terribly well for myself or Tracy. Torcuil could have had a better time as well"
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54157
54158
>>54156
“If she hasn’t been much help to you guys, how do you think I will fair with her?”
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54158
54159 54164
>>54157
"She is the physical incarnation of the adage "be careful what you wish for." Approach her only with good intentions, appeal to her sense of compassion, and you will do well. She helped me to find a pony secluded in the forest before. But be careful of what you approach her for. She just might give you exactly what you asked.

There are none who know at least this forest better though, that I can tell you. A superb tracker and child of nature - a wild spirit"
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54159
54160
>>54158
“Plan out what I say and do and only for good, got it.”
Anonymous
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No.54160
54161 54164
>>54159
"Also, don't murder innocent NPCs before going to her. Don't try to assassinate her sneakily. And if you want to use her to home-invasion-rob someone be thoughtful of how those people might respond to being robbed. And for the love of God, don't try to have sex with her. Because if you do those things, you're gonna have a bad time. Or a good time, followed by the logical consequences of your actions."
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54161
54162
>>54160
“Don’t worry, plus I will ask for advice from the others if you think they will be willing to give some.”
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54162
54163 54164
>>54161
"From the others? Do you mean party members? Tracy certainly isn't over her grudge against Trollestia. She'll try to kill her" *laughs* "Good luck to her on that"
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54163
54166
>>54162
“But besides all that, you think Trollestia will come out for me? Why is that? What makes me special?”
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54164
54166
>>54153
>>54156
>>54158
>>54160
>>54162
He's not saying this while Tracy's around, right?
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54165
*goes back to bed*
/A8XB
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No.54166
54167
>>54163
"Well, you aren't going to her with the intention to kill her or burn her grove down until she comes out - I think. That makes you a more desirable appointment to keep than her last visitor to the grove. I guess the two of you like animals and like the forest. You like doing good and keeping evil at bay. That will get you far. She took a definite liking to the mage... He just didn't like her back, after she embarrassed him one time, he was done with her. Not a wise decision I think. She has incredible levels of power and knowledge. Quality waifu material as well"

>>54164
He's definitely stupid enough to say that stuff in her presence, but at least the later posts were sort of written under the assumption she had slipped away or moved further ahead or something. So I don't know
\r
Anonymous
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No.54167
54170
>>54166
“Not sure why I would want to hurt her. Maybe I will find out why later, but she seems nice enough. I just got to keep us both in control. What chance do you think I have in getting her help?”
Anonymous
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No.54168
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>>54148
... yeah
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54169
>>54168
Welcome back. Although, I’m not sure how much longer I can stay wake as well...
Anonymous
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No.54170
54171 54207
>>54167
"Well, as I said before, her motivations are relieving the suffering of others, and sowing discord. If your request fulfills one or both of those, she'll grant it. If not, then she will not. I'm not sure about a request for Training. The mage wanted to be trained to be a ranger, but he never went through with it. Just don't try to seduce her or kill her as soon as you see her and you'll do better than we did."
Anonymous
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No.54171
54173
>>54170
“Alright. I will see what I can do when I get back.”
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54172
54173
>>54168
I head to the airship.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54173
54176 54188 54189
>>54171
So Styx is heading out to meet Trollestia?
>>54172
Thez is there, groggily stretching and having just woke up from a nap.
Anonymous
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No.54174
54175 54176
>>54168
And Trumpaladin is on his way to Sparintenar in the airship, along with the Generals, Fae, and all of the Spartan Auxilaries
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54175
54177
>>54174
Thez wonders how she managed to sleep through all these people coming on board without waking up. Does that mean that they left Infernius behind, or did he go with them?
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54176
>>54173
"Thez hurry up we leaveing for gnome city."
>>54174
Hold on faggot
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54177
54178
>>54175
I guess it's everyone there except for Tracy and Stix. Thez should probably stay in town though
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54178
54179
>>54177
Yea
"Thez please watch town and ready men in case anything happens"
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54179
54180
>>54178
"Awwww!"
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54180
>>54179
*infernuis leans in*
we'll cuddle all night when we get back.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54181
At what point was Brad talking to Stix about all that? Tracy's reactions may depend on the circumstances.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54182
Also, I just figured out that Infernius could probably be polymorphed permanently if he wanted moar Str and less Int. With Polymorph Any Object, less-drastic changes are permanent, especially since a Minotaur has less Int than a half-orc, and Infernius already looks like a Minotaur.
Anonymous
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No.54184
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>>53967
*suppressed urge to write-up autistic backstory for Mr. Bones*
Anonymous
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No.54185
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>>54184

Anonymous
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No.54186
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>>54184
>>54185
Mr. Bones, previously, was a lvl 36 Demilich Bard, and the leader of the Undead Death Metal Band, Los Huesos Vibrantes for 666 years. In his time, he was infamous for his terrific skill in Sonic and fear-based magick, especially with his Greater Doot. He was summoned (illegally) across the extra-dimensional border from from the realm of the dead by a powerful Thaumaturgist in the Imperial Court City in the last attack on the Port, and would've made a significant difference in the last battle by inspiring all of the skeleton into dance, had he not rolled a fucking 1 in his Perform check at the start of the battle. As he was preparing to annihilate the entire stadium at once with a maximized Sympathetic Vibration, his Horn of blasting exploded, causing him to lose all of his magick gems, and thus his power and memories. He was reduced to a mindless skeleton, and wandered the back alleys of Port Barry, until Tracy found him and took him home on a whim. To this day, he haunts the tower as a humble butler and housekeeper. He cannot speak, he can only doot.
Just made that up on the fly. I know it's kind of corny.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54187
>>54186
Its Not bad.