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Contrarian, Cancerous, and Contentiously Contrite Nuts
Anonymous
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No.53728
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ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition

Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....


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Anonymous
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No.54494
>>54493
sighs
Anonymous
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No.54495
54496
>>54489
Hey, where'd these feels come from?
>>54491
"You didn't get told to "stay behind and watch the kids" make sure nothing eats the port," Thez mutters to no-one in particular, re-entering the tower.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54496
>>54495
At least she got talked to...
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54497
54498
Tracy decides to test out the goat figurines to see if one of them will eat lunch with her.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54498
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>>54497
Only 2 remain. Torcuil took the one with the really long horns, and Thez took the wee one with little nub-horns. There's a large one with twisty horns, and a medium sized one with rams horns.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54499
>>54498
Did any of the Sparintenar soldiers have anything to say to Trumpaladin before entering the city?
wRUJL
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No.54500
54501 54502
[1d20+21 = 25]
>>54498
Use magick Device check, to figure out how to activate them.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54501
>>54500
That should be enough to activate blindly, iirc.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54502
54503
>>54500
Which one tho?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54503
54505
>>54502
The one with the curly horns.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54504
"So, a banquet? I thought you said I could just drop you off."
Snek slaps Torc for being a lil bitch
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54505
54506
>>54503
It has the word "Infuego" carved on the bottom
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54506
54507
>>54505
"Infuego!" Tracy says, hoping doll might respond to his name
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54507
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>>54506
At the speaking of its name, the statue crumbles, and instead a gaseous form coalesces, then shifts into a material form, and appears as a giant and ridiculously muscle-bound goat with steam drifting off of it.
https://youtu.be/Dp0Bt2cbcc8
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54508
>>54507
Trumpaladin looks around for Baz or Rehnquist, and tells attendants so
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54509
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>>54507
*offers tin can*
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54510
54511
>>54507
>tfw you summon the baphomet, aka satan
This ought to go well...
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54511
54512 54513 54514
>>54509
I don't get it
>>54510
Oh its not that bad, its just an ill-tempered nightmare-goat
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54512
>>54511
>I don’t get it
Goats are stereotyped in cartoons to eat tin cans
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54513
>>54511
Goats chew on tin cans.
*offer head of lettuce as follow-up*
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54514
>>54511
How do you not get it?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54515
54516 54517
Does he appreciate the can, or is he like that autistic ogre who doesn't like parfait?
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54516
>>54515
Fucking unappreciative ogres
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54517
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>>54515
Oh, he eats it. I don't get the meme, but he crunches the can up like cardboard.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54518
54521
>>54517
M8 this is fucking pre-memes
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54519
54521 54522
>>54517
Goats are allegedly indiscriminate eaters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqYQJv_uG7o
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54520
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>>54517
Tracy puts on a look of satisfaction and gently pets the big goat on the head as she turns to the second figurine.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54521
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>>54520
She doesn't get both!
>>54519
Noted
>>54518
https://youtu.be/7bzG8JQn-pI
This might help
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54522
>>54519
>Goats are allegedly indiscriminate eaters
Goats will eat pretty much anything they can chew and swallow
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54523
>>54521
She's not taking them, she's just eating lunch with them.
She chooses Infuego.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54524
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>>54521
See you guys in 10 hours...
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54525
54528
>>54524
See 'ya.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54526
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>>54521
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
>>54524
See ya
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54527
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>>54524
>10 hours
Don't expect me until afternoon, and I'll be intermittently available
Anonymous
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No.54528
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>>54525
>>54526
>>54527
I was referring to the 10 hour video
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54529
54531
>>54526
You know it makes you giggle
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54530
>>54528
Kek, I missed that one
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54531
>>54528
>delayed kek
>>54529
I will admit, I do get a chuckle
Anonymous
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No.54532
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https://youtu.be/eGslweDOihs
One of these days I'm gonna compile a 4chan's greatest hits playlist and force my coworkers to listen to it
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54533
54536
>>54532
Tracy activates the other goat and eats lunch with them.
Anonymous
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No.54534
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>>54532
>>54521
I shall hold out indefinitely
Anonymous
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No.54535
54536
>>54532
I would die if you logged on one night and said that you did it
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54536
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>>54533
https://youtu.be/x6TCnh5B8-w
As Tracy activates the other statue, ambient music suddenly starts up. The Goat materializes very much like it appears in video, and behaves comparably, accompanied by the strange music.
>>54535
My ninja-shitpost station is not complete yet
Anonymous
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No.54537
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>>54536
>ninja-shitpost station
You cannot say that and not explain
Anonymous
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No.54538
>>54536
I SO WANT THIS GOAT!!!!
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54539
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>>54537
There's not too much to it. A burner "pay-as-you-go" internet phone account (card), a tethered laptop, and an extension cord running down under my machine. I gotta check fluid levels every 1/2 hour or so,....
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54540
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>>54536
Tracy, Impressed by his performance, offers the goat a tin can, and a parfait, which she also gives to Infuego.
What's this goat's name?
Anonymous
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No.54541
54542 54543
>>54540
Urrshurr Xp
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54542
>>54539
Huh
>>54541
So creative
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54543
54545 54547
>>54541
And that's a surprisingly fitting name given his actual abilities other than being loud and comically annoying