ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition
Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....
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>>54953Watch it before it gets shoah'd.
>>54952M8, I find that hard to believe.
Setting up a hijacking is a lot easier to pull-off and conceal than a targeted missile strike.
>>54955Some one should make a thread
>>54957Do it. I don't have a computer atm.
>>54958Though, it doesn't take much to make a thread. Let me find an OP pic.
Done.
New rule: next time you see something interesting and think "someone should make a thread for this", just do it immediately.
>>54961Merlin is an inspiration to us all.
*arrives at Sparta after 5 mins of indecisive circling*
Tracy disguises herself as a Spartan and wanders around, just because her faggot feels like it.
Do I roll disguise ahead of time?
How often does a character/creature gain an ability point?
>>54970I've only allocated 3 points (all dex), I can put another one in then.
Now, Dex, Int, or Char...
>>54971All of Tracy's mental stats started out low, but I kind of want to go full-Dex to get Blinding Speed..
Decisions, decisions...
>>54972Wis is kind of a lost cause though, isn't it? Sure there's the BG spells, but I'm going to take that Domain feat, so that she can use her Insanity lvl for Spells.
All of Tracy's mental stats, rolled out pretty low form the get-go. She doesn't really have anything but Dex..
>>54974>>54975What are your guy's stats, maybe I can help
>>54977Uh, I'd suggest strength or dexterity
>>54976>>54976infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
H.6'7
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 18
hp 135
Fort Refl Will +10 +5 +10
>>54978I thought I had 16 Str just a while ago. I was wrong, it seems...
>tfw no Earth-pony Str >>54979How the fuck did you get 21 base strength?
Nevermind, I don't want to know at this point.
I'd suggest str or dex
so you don't have that negative modifier >>54979We need to polymorph Infernius into a real Minotaur, so he can have even more Str and Con. He'd be more effective as a monstrous humanoid too.
>>54981>>54979It should be Wis.
His spells ate dead-easy to resist as he is.
>>54984At least you didn't roll a negative stat.
>>54987I don't have my stats in front of me, but IIRC
>9 str>14 Dex>16 int>11 con>11 Wis>18 chaI think Con could be 12 but I'd have to check
>>54989How does it change? Sleeves?
>>54983Especially since Monstrous humanoids have base attack bonus's equal to their total hit dice.
>>54983Even more strength you say?
If a being is polymorphed to have wings it can fly, correct?
>>54993Yes. Even more Str.
He'd lose like 2 more Int though (total brainlet), but the fact that the new shape would have lower Int is what'd make the change permanent, with the Polymorph Any Object spell.
>>54995Stop trying to spread your bullshit to other players
>>54994Yeah, but you can't just Add shit to a creature, you can only turn it into something else. And only changes between creatures already similar can be permanent.
>>54997And would it change stats?
>>54997*creatures or objects
Also, polymorph spells can't grant Su or spell-like abilities.
I read on a blog you can change a creature's race/species entirely with a carefully-worded Wish, but it's more than likely to go haywire if you try to turn it into a creature more useful than it already is.
>>54998Should be the base stats of the new form. I'd use the base stat-modifiers for monstrous humanoids and fey. There isn't much else, because it's simply inadvisable change a creature into a non-humanoid shape, unless you're trying to attack it by simulating the affects of Baleful Polymorph.
>>55001It'd only be useful in a permanent sense for changes into less intelligent creatures that way. You could turn a shrew into a manticore for only a week, but the inverse is permanent, primarily because the manticore had more Intelligence.
That's why it isn't generally used in attempt to morph characters.
>>55003So how would I give something wings?
Should I get the redbull to do it?