ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition
Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....
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>>54853Okay, when Fae or Stix gets around to it, they can track. Since they are the only ones with the ability to track
Tracy summons a crow to deliver a message to Infernius that she's borrowing Sparkle.
>>54856Great. Now she can spend several hours going back because I am pretty sure she's already to Sparintenar by now
>>54857Worth it.
Sparta wouldn't be that far away anyway. Remember that time Tracy flew there in two rounds after Brad called her?
Mixed Nuts: a breakdown
>80% Tracy and Trump's faggots bickering
>10% sex scenes
>5% shitposting
>4% metafagging
>1% actually playing
>>54859And we wouldn’t have it any other way
>>54858And she wasn't called this time, so she can take a while
Why is a few cows so much better than performing before an eager audience though? Whatever
Trumpaladin should have taken Felicia. I was going to have him take Slovenia but then she was an essential NPC for the other thing>>54859You forgot Shopping
>>54861Mostly, because I don't want the trail to go cold.
Tracy's isn't exactly a performer anyway. Sure, she plays (*shudders*) dubstep, but her perform is just an improvsed tumble. She just noticed that people gather when she's doing backflips in the streets while juggling katanas.
>>54863Where did that take place? Was that at Port Barry or Sparintenar?
Also, don't forget:
https://youtu.be/7bzG8JQn-pI >>54865*sigh*
Here we go again...
*begins watching for another ten hours*
>>54861A breakdown by each player>Trump69% Complaining about Tracy and her faggot
30% Fucking mares and shit
1%
"baptisms">Tracy33% Meta-fagging
33% Playing
33% fucking Trump
1% doing hell knows what
>Infernius50% fucking Thez
50% getting ignored by Hitler
>Torc90% wondering what the hell is going on and what he's doing
10% shitposting
>>54865Well, he hasn't left Sparintenar since he arrived there, so definitely Sparentinar
>>54866Get that weeaboo shit out of your head. This is a pony neighborhood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBvl-AdnHGY&t >>54867>Stix isn’t on the listThis must mean I ain’t done shit huh? I hope to change that this weekend.
>>54868This artist has some great talent, just too bad I don’t care for his style of metal rock. It’s not bad, just my taste in music.
>>54867>pic related>>54868R u serious? MLP-inspired symphonic metal opera julienne fries?
>>54870I will admit that it is a bit of an acquired taste. If you don't like it, acquire some tastes
Try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMYKSdZdAY>>54871>>54869Sure why not?
>>54870I just haven't really gotten to see much, but yes lets make that change this weekend.
>>54872>Classical metalI meant I love this stuff
>>54872>acquire some tasteUmm... sure... I guess
not sure why I can’t just like what music I want to like, but I can try I do like that song a bit better.
>>54867You didn't do one for Thez.
>>54875>Thez40% fucking infernius
40% being damn cryptic
20% casting dancing lights and singing
>tfw raping the overboardHey look, Mlpol just topped 2500 UIDs. Time for another "the site is dying" thread!
Seriously, have a good night
>pic unrelated, just something I came across while searching MLP Ranger>>54876That's,... about right. Id throw in 5% putting gems on things, but yeah.
>>54878Nah, Tracy's
at least 50% meta fagging and especially shopping
>>54880Oh I'm playing the waiting game right now. I'll let you guess what for
>>54881Obviously for my birthday, thanks for remembering Xp
I kind of want to make another U-turn, but I don't want to lose that trail...
*runs in circles*
Decisions, descisions...
>>54883Happy birthday, Anon.
>>54885Yeah, I'd just considered that.
*zips around*
>>54884It's not actually my birthday
>>54887Why lie to us? What have we done to deserve such scandalous deception?
I can't get over that not liking onions or parfait thing though. I'm going to see what's up with those ogres after she delivers that letter and does other crap in Sparta.
>>54891Maybe they are upset because they are being displaced by refugees arriving into their swamp?
>>54892I think shabby was just retarded for his species, or something.
I might have her speak with the other ogres. Hopefully shabby hasn't been badmouthing her.
>>54892They should have built a wall and enforced the boarders. It’s their own fault for having an open boarder policy.
>>54894This.
Port Barry had a wall when they found it, and even so Trumpaladin built a new wall to the east to help inclose more land in the town. And the Tower had a wall around it. So why don't they just build a wall
>>54893She really should talk to her boyfriend first
Ponies are magical beasts, right?
>>54896I can't tell what creature subtype to categorize them as. I've been treating her as humanoid, but humanoid doesn't really make sense for them as a race...
>>54897Let's just go with Humanoid for relevant purposes
>>54896I would guess so because their magic can be taken way by Tirek, rendering them weak and useless. But I have no say as to how the rules would count them.
If they were magical beasts, they'd certainly have a higher lvl adjustment, so it might be better to treat them as humanoid.
>>54901Oh, I am. I’m just good at multitasking these two.
>>54898Nah, unicorns in this universe have had the ability to teleport and at-will Mage Hand: it wouldn't be proper to classify them as Humanoids. Pegasi can fly too.
I wanna say monstrous humanoid to compromise, but they really don't LOOK humanoid at all.