ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition
Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....
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Tracy brings Sparkle with her because she's lonely and he could use a walk.
>>54704Alejandro Garcia-Menendez?
>>54705Even Infernius isn't dumb enough to give a doggo a name too long for him to remember.
>hiss that sounds a lot like "yahtzee"
"We're playing fucking blackjack, BLACKJACK DAMMIT"
>>54707It's the name on his birth certificate
>>54709He's undocumented: he has no birth certificate.
>>54710But he still has an Acta de Nacimiento
>>54712Okay, Alejandro "brillar" Garcia-Menendez it is
>>54713Or "Destello." I like that one
>>54715Brad insists on giving Infernius's doggo a Spic name.
>>54715The name of Infernius's Chihuahua
>hiss "king me"
Chess peice fly around the room
>>54695Damn my mobile posting. It won’t let me just search it for some reason. Looks like it isn’t going to happen.
>>54719You need an account for it anyway. It's just the EqG movie.
Tracy dashes towards Sparta at 500 ft/round, Sparkle sticking his head out of her saddlebag with his tongue flapping about like a flag.
rolling Sparkle's Ride check, because I'm that bored.
>>54733It appears that Sparkle excels in riding ponies.
>>54735Sparkle deserves some love. Tracy is delivering him to Infernius, so she can berate him for not taking proper care of him.
>>54736That's not why, but whatever. Sure, deliver Destello to Infernius
>>54738And you named him "Sparkle," which sounds like a homosexual stripper
>>54739Infernius named him.
>stripperGet your head out of the gutter. That's perfectly fine for a dog's name.
>>54739Do you know of many homo strippers to know about that?
Just playing with ya.
>>54740Well so is Alejandro. Anyways, why do you care?
>GM collapses for the second day in a row
>>54745Eh, uneventful, but still tiring..
>>54747Good question. Unknown at this time.
>>54748How many rounds would it take Tracy to gallop to Sparta at full speed?
>>54749You know, she literally has all day.