ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition
Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....
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>>55112If it doesn’t, have Tracy claim it does have a history and change it to fit the scene each time. Like when taking to a warlord, claim it is from a grand general that won a battle outnumbered five to one. Or in a place of nobility, claim a king once owned it and gave it to you as reward for saving a kingdom. I think it would be funny if Tracy could successfully trick NPCs that she had something of status and might respect her based on simply possessing it.
>>55113It's from a dead guy though.
Another player used it in a previous campaign.
>>55114Its not distinguishable as being "Korak's cane", it's just a fine gentleman's cane that turns into a sword at will.
>>55113>I think it would be funny if Tracy could successfully trick NPCs that she had something of status and might respect her based on simply possessing it.Shit, now I gotta kill a king to steal his swag.
Remind me to find the location of the nearest monarchy.
*wanting of things intensifies*
>>55115It's a swift action to turn it into a sword, right?
>>55117Sounds useful for Sneak Attacks.
Korak's faggot had some nice taste.
>>55116On that note, it'd be best to try to do something about Kefka, before he wises up enough to try to scry on his sleeping dog
, which may or may not have mutated after consuming Soros's leg in Tracy's meat locker... >>55122Stahp giving GM ideas goddamn it
>>55123That is something I must adamantly refuse.
It's my favorite thing to do in this game, followed by imagining things that I want.
>>55110I'll be here through tomorrow and the weekend, although I'll probably be out until later tomorrow afternoon.
>>55128Kek. I think Tracy could go for being queen again some day.
>>55129Don't forget who shall be King
>>55130>>55129I don't think Tracy would have any complaints
*Urge to blogpost intensifies*
Can I get the pattern for Torc's kilt again? I forgot to save it.
Eh, a pic is better than my blogpost
Torc needs a magical wizard hat, btw.
>>55139>choking back tearsIt's..
It's beautiful.
>>55140Gandalf wore a hat kinda like that
>>55141I don't think he wore anything that feminine
My inner Puritan tells me we need to light a fire...
>>55130I think a king needs something a little cooler going for him than snacks.
slowly learning the editing process... maybe one day I will actually be good >>55143*left spoiler image on*
And maybe one day I will master THIS site...
>>55143HOLY SHIT THAT'S BEAUTIFUL
>>55143Kek. One of my pics was in there.
>>55147Like I said, I steal memes. I’m not that creative to make my own, at least not yet. Most I seem to do is alter them slightly.
>>55144>And maybe one day I will master this siteI hope for the same
>>55148Best meme maker already. But Peach Rings are essential
>>5515110/10
Now for Torc to shoot fireballs out his eyes and lightning bolts out his arse
>>55155Infernius is the Pope: Pope is better than king.
I want to kill something soon...
>>55159You had your chance last week, which was better than any of us. Shut up
>>55160I'll find something to kill.
>>55158>>55157Infernuis is Fhürer/pope.