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Contrarian, Cancerous, and Contentiously Contrite Nuts
Anonymous
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No.53728
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ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition

Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....


1452 replies and 180 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54441
>>54439
DC for her Cause Fear is 10, although all of her enemies take a -2 penalty on all saving throws 'cuz Aura of Despair
[scary pony noises]
9hwZT
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No.54442
[1d20+1 = 6]
>>54439
Especially raw onions.
Okay, the Death Gaze is a standard action, as is the fear effect, so only 1/round. Rolling to see if he died
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54443
>>54440
Which one?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54444
54445 54446 54447
And shabby is kill.
Again
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54445
>>54444
Check'd and kek'd
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54446
54448
>>54444
>dem quads
... I wan't meaninh to kill him.
>Death Gaze
I was using Doom: Causes enemy to become shaken...
Do the eyes of Doom have a Death Gaze Effect?
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54447
54449
>>54444
Quad of fours, Shabby is gone, but not from our hearts!

Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54448
54450 54452
>>54446
Oh, whoops, I was thinking Finger of Death for some reason.
Shabby is not kill, he's just hella shaken, cuz for a moment he really thought he was kill
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54449
54450
>>54447
We are gathered in the sight of God, to mourn the second passing of Sir Shabby.
He was a good ogre, with plenty of layers. And he died as he lived, surrounded by onions.

F
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54450
>>54449
Oh well, it would have been a good funeral...
>>54448
That was close... you got to stop giving Shabby the finger, man...
Anonymous
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No.54451
54455
Rarity_screaming_S2E10.png
Trumpaladin's faggot screams internally
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54452
54453 54459 54464
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>>54448
Tracy looks Shabby dead in the eye, and pushes to him object with an ungodly look that passes beyond cultural borders
>'Eat the fucking onion!'
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54453
54457
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>>54452
Wrong pic
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54455
54458
>>54451
You chose to ride the airship. You can take some boredom.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54457
54460
>>54453
I like how the Arcane Sight would make her eyes glow slightly.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54458
54464
>>54455
Double dubs speak the truth

But speaking of boredom, Stix is stuck wandering a forest with no idea if he has made it to his destination. Will this be the last of poor Stix?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54459
>>54452
Do I need to roll an intimidate check to make shabby eat the onions?
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54460
54461
>>54457
>Arcane Sight
Stop pulling more shit out of your ass
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54461
54465
>>54460
It was one of the permanent spells she asked Torc to put on her.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54462
54463
Snek looks very smug as Torc flips a table. Fake paper money and cards fly everywhere, and some plastic houses hit Trump.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54463
>>54462
kek
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54464
54466 54471
>>54458
No, he started following a trail of gibberniggers. We'll get to that in a bit.
>>54452
Ogre shakes his head fearfully
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54465
54467
>>54461
No, you don't just fucking have a thing because you think you asked for a permanent spell. You never asked for that, for one, it didn't happen, there'd be consequences, and GM never approved it
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54466
54469
>>54464
That sounds deadly to me.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54467
54468
>>54465
I remember doing it
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54468
54470
>>54467
Well I sure as shit don't. When did that allegedly happen?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54469
>>54466
That's not what they're called, that's what we've taken to calling them. Besides, Stix is completely unaware of that tidbit, that was just a teaser to the other players
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54470
54473
>>54468
When I wanted to shed levels, but then decided against it...

wait...
wRUJL
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No.54471
54472 54474
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[1d20+4 = 7]
>>54464
Sense motive check, to try to figure out why this ill-guided ogre doesn't understand the glory of onions.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54472
>>54471
Onions are love, onions are life
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54473
54475 54476
>>54470
It's only 1000 XP.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54474
54477
>>54471
He must be cepaphobic
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54475
>>54473
And yet you still didn't get it
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54476
>>54473
Get levels in cleric and make your god Onions
>>54473
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I really want a bard level
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54477
54478 54479
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>>54474
*offers ogre-sized parfait*
Everyone like parfaits.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54478
>>54477
And yes, I'm serious.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54479
54480 54483
>>54477
He doesn't seem interested in the parfait.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54480
54485
>>54479
Hates onions and parfaits? What kind of monster is this?
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54481
Where's Mr. McRib?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54482
54484 54486
Meanwhile, Trump, Torcuil, and all assembled arrive at Sparintenar to a massive fanfare. The Sparintenar group retire to their respective squads n shit, while Trump and Torcuil (and Infernius?) are give proper rooms to rest and retire before a phatty banquet.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54483
54487
>>54479
>doesn't like parfait
Well wtf does he like then?!

Tracy appears greatly frustrated, and decides to leave the ogre to his own devices as she resumes her lonely lunch. She returns to the table in the mess hall to finish her mystery-meat sandwich, alone, again.
Anonymous
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No.54484
>>54482
Well shit. Glad to see he is popular. Are Renquist or Baz around?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.54485
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>>54480
Ikr
He's too pathetic to kill.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54486
54488
>>54482
>banquet
y

I just wanna go learn gnomish engineering
Anonymous
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No.54487
54489
>>54483
As Tracy sadly makes her way, the ogre takes the opportunity to run flailing out of the Tower and ff to parts unknown.
I am sad for Tracy, but it wasn't going to happen. The thing had 6 Int
Anonymous
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No.54488
54490
>>54486
This is Sparintenar
Mrs. Sentry
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No.54489
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>>54487
Tracy summons a dire rat to eat with her.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54490
>>54488
That's my point
Anonymous
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No.54492
No waifu.jpg

Mrs. Sentry
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No.54493
54494
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>>54491
>both serial killers
I didn't know there was a competition.