ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition
Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....
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>>55006
Snek is an object; you could probably graft some Wings of Flying onto him, if not just cast Fly on him whenever you need to.
Snek is an object; you could probably graft some Wings of Flying onto him, if not just cast Fly on him whenever you need to.
>>55010
I’m going to nod my head and appear to understand what this is about.
*nods head*
I’m going to nod my head and appear to understand what this is about.
*nods head*
>>55013
I deleted the following because I thought it was poorly-worded and possibly misleading. May as well repost:
How to craft your own Maud Pie
Step One: Cract an oversized Maud Statue
>carved a large stone statue of a heavy warhorse out of high-quality granite
>Be sure to decorate your Maud, with features of the pony in question
>Enchant statue over the course of 15 days to craft a Stone Horse (destrier)
>Though unintelligent, maud is a fully-functioning stone creature, capable of restoring her health by eating gems and minerals
Step 2: Animate your Maud
>Cast Animate Objects on your Maud and afflict her with Permanency, to allow her to move freely even when her ability to move as an item is not active
>Your Maud is now treated as a construct of large size and Neutral Alignment with 4 hit dice, and is capable of making powerful Trample attacks
>Being a former inanimate object, Maud's personality may seem bland to those who don't know her well
Step 3 Shrink and harden Maud down to fun size
>Use the Hardening spell to increase Maud's density
>Since Maud is composed of mineral substances, her body will shrink down to pony size (medium), but will still be just as heavy and tough as rock
Step 4: Awaken her
>Your Maud can be transformed into a Heavy Warhorse (medium size), with the Stone To Flesh spell. Conventional magick works on her, and she can be healed by using the same healing spells you'd use on a normal horse, since she is treated as a living creature of the Animal subtype
>In animal state, enchant her over the course of 24 hours with the Awaken spell
>This spell will transform Maud into a sentient talking "animal" (magical beast), increasing her charisma and intelligence levels
Step 5: Make a Wish
>As with all Epic golems, Maud must be Wished to life to attain her maximum potential
>With a well-worded wish, combine the various enchantments that you've placed on Maud to turn her into a unique, sapient being with super-scored abilities
>Your Maud is now her own, independent creature, with herculean Strength, tough-as-rock natural armor
Stats:
>18 Str
>13 Dex
>17 Con
>3d6 Int (depending on how well your Awakening worked)
>13 Wis
>6 +1d3 Char (again, Awaken)
Maud's Int, Char, and Wis could be higher, depending on how much XP is spent in giving her Intelligence (as an item) through the Wish......
Aaaaand, I'm done typing out this bullshit for now. I was just looking through the meta to teach myself stuff, and I used that as an exercise. It still seems like I don't know what the Tartarus I'm doing though.
I deleted the following because I thought it was poorly-worded and possibly misleading. May as well repost:
How to craft your own Maud Pie
Step One: Cract an oversized Maud Statue
>carved a large stone statue of a heavy warhorse out of high-quality granite
>Be sure to decorate your Maud, with features of the pony in question
>Enchant statue over the course of 15 days to craft a Stone Horse (destrier)
>Though unintelligent, maud is a fully-functioning stone creature, capable of restoring her health by eating gems and minerals
Step 2: Animate your Maud
>Cast Animate Objects on your Maud and afflict her with Permanency, to allow her to move freely even when her ability to move as an item is not active
>Your Maud is now treated as a construct of large size and Neutral Alignment with 4 hit dice, and is capable of making powerful Trample attacks
>Being a former inanimate object, Maud's personality may seem bland to those who don't know her well
Step 3 Shrink and harden Maud down to fun size
>Use the Hardening spell to increase Maud's density
>Since Maud is composed of mineral substances, her body will shrink down to pony size (medium), but will still be just as heavy and tough as rock
Step 4: Awaken her
>Your Maud can be transformed into a Heavy Warhorse (medium size), with the Stone To Flesh spell. Conventional magick works on her, and she can be healed by using the same healing spells you'd use on a normal horse, since she is treated as a living creature of the Animal subtype
>In animal state, enchant her over the course of 24 hours with the Awaken spell
>This spell will transform Maud into a sentient talking "animal" (magical beast), increasing her charisma and intelligence levels
Step 5: Make a Wish
>As with all Epic golems, Maud must be Wished to life to attain her maximum potential
>With a well-worded wish, combine the various enchantments that you've placed on Maud to turn her into a unique, sapient being with super-scored abilities
>Your Maud is now her own, independent creature, with herculean Strength, tough-as-rock natural armor
Stats:
>18 Str
>13 Dex
>17 Con
>3d6 Int (depending on how well your Awakening worked)
>13 Wis
>6 +1d3 Char (again, Awaken)
Maud's Int, Char, and Wis could be higher, depending on how much XP is spent in giving her Intelligence (as an item) through the Wish......
Aaaaand, I'm done typing out this bullshit for now. I was just looking through the meta to teach myself stuff, and I used that as an exercise. It still seems like I don't know what the Tartarus I'm doing though.
>>55015
Meh, it's still incomplete.
You'd still need a high-level Cleric or Druid with enough knowledge ranks to give her the physical and mental abilities of the real Maud.
Maud is one of the strongest, fastest and smartest ponies in all of Equestria. I was mostly just looking to see how non-epic spells could be combined to create more powerful creatures.
Meh, it's still incomplete.
You'd still need a high-level Cleric or Druid with enough knowledge ranks to give her the physical and mental abilities of the real Maud.
Maud is one of the strongest, fastest and smartest ponies in all of Equestria. I was mostly just looking to see how non-epic spells could be combined to create more powerful creatures.
>>55016
I mean, I just threw-in the Wish at the end to stitch together the bullshit.
Creating a proper Maud would be a project for an epic level divine spellcaster.
I mean, I just threw-in the Wish at the end to stitch together the bullshit.
Creating a proper Maud would be a project for an epic level divine spellcaster.
>>55018
That's because of the knowledge ranks.
Through the Life seed. Casters with enough ranks in knowledge of Religion or Nature can give greater-than-humanoid sentience and life to any creature/object. Such epic seeds would be necessary to create a truly living, breathing, growing creature made of stone, that couldn't just be robbed of it's enchantments.
This Maud, in her prototype form is merely an awakened warhorse that likes eating rocks
Arcane magick is great for creating things too though. No epic-level golem can be enchanted without a proper Wish.
The process of creating an artifact-tier Maud-golem would be better off as a Ritual with multiple different types of spellcasters contributing 9th lvl spell slots.
That's because of the knowledge ranks.
Through the Life seed. Casters with enough ranks in knowledge of Religion or Nature can give greater-than-humanoid sentience and life to any creature/object. Such epic seeds would be necessary to create a truly living, breathing, growing creature made of stone, that couldn't just be robbed of it's enchantments.
This Maud, in her prototype form is merely an awakened warhorse that likes eating rocks
Arcane magick is great for creating things too though. No epic-level golem can be enchanted without a proper Wish.
The process of creating an artifact-tier Maud-golem would be better off as a Ritual with multiple different types of spellcasters contributing 9th lvl spell slots.
>>55026
I have no reference of comparison, though its a solid choice with how technology is evolving.
I have no reference of comparison, though its a solid choice with how technology is evolving.
>>55027
The problem I’m facing with this type of degree is that I seem to be largely self taught. They give me a programming problem, give a tip or two on how it is solved, then sit back and watch until I finish and the cycle repeats. It gets frustrating as it feels I could get an equal education if I taught myself over the resources available online, most of which is free. But companies don’t want you unless you got that pretty piece of paper. I hope to start my own business someday as well in order to keep (((corporate))) from telling me what to do 24/7.
The problem I’m facing with this type of degree is that I seem to be largely self taught. They give me a programming problem, give a tip or two on how it is solved, then sit back and watch until I finish and the cycle repeats. It gets frustrating as it feels I could get an equal education if I taught myself over the resources available online, most of which is free. But companies don’t want you unless you got that pretty piece of paper. I hope to start my own business someday as well in order to keep (((corporate))) from telling me what to do 24/7.
>>55028
Yeah, don't get me started on the pretty piece of paper. Well, I know of individuals who would study additional courses while taking their regular classes, and then would challenge those additional courses without attending a single class. If the material is largely self-taught, then there might be ways of utilizing your own specialties and proclivities to accelerate your schooling?
Yeah, don't get me started on the pretty piece of paper. Well, I know of individuals who would study additional courses while taking their regular classes, and then would challenge those additional courses without attending a single class. If the material is largely self-taught, then there might be ways of utilizing your own specialties and proclivities to accelerate your schooling?
>tfw Economics and Philosophy major
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>>54968
Rolling a disguise check, because why not.
Applying all relevant modifiers
Tracy disguises herself as one of the Spartans, just to see how things work around here.
>>54968
Rolling a disguise check, because why not.
Applying all relevant modifiers
Tracy disguises herself as one of the Spartans, just to see how things work around here.
>>55032
I was almost hoping that would happen...
Tracy walks around Spartintar, believing herself to be totally disguised, but not realizing that her bushy, blue tail is sticking out for all to see.
[confident infiltrator noises]
I was almost hoping that would happen...
Tracy walks around Spartintar, believing herself to be totally disguised, but not realizing that her bushy, blue tail is sticking out for all to see.
[confident infiltrator noises]
>>55036
No. There are only tanks. There is ample parking for tanks, as well as showrooms and dealerships for tanks.
Yes, there is a stable. I bet you want a mini-tank now don't you? Maybe a 2-person tank? Perhaps a tank-wagon?
Ha ha, no tanks.
No. There are only tanks. There is ample parking for tanks, as well as showrooms and dealerships for tanks.
Yes, there is a stable. I bet you want a mini-tank now don't you? Maybe a 2-person tank? Perhaps a tank-wagon?
Ha ha, no tanks.
>>55037
Getting my hopes up like that... [disgruntled, greedy thief noises]
Tracy walks up towards the stables, on two legs, in a spartan uniform, with her tail wagging confidently.
Getting my hopes up like that... [disgruntled, greedy thief noises]
Tracy walks up towards the stables, on two legs, in a spartan uniform, with her tail wagging confidently.
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Rolling for even more street preaching. Because what else is he to do than to spread the glory of Football?
Rolling for even more street preaching. Because what else is he to do than to spread the glory of Football?
>>55041
Just wondering for the sake of future reference.
Diplomacy is one of the few skills Tracy has in all of her classes. I didn't realize it could be used to sway a mob.
Does the same thing apply to Bluff and other Charisma-based checks?
Just wondering for the sake of future reference.
Diplomacy is one of the few skills Tracy has in all of her classes. I didn't realize it could be used to sway a mob.
Does the same thing apply to Bluff and other Charisma-based checks?
Maybe I should put that last point in Char, seeing as how Intimidate and Diplomacy are two of the few skills she has in each class.
>>55043
C-can I gain skill points that way..?
*wants things*
>>55043
C-can I gain skill points that way..?
*wants things*
>>55045
That's not how skill points work, and you're probably better off specializing in the things you do well that no one else can rather than trying to do the only thing my character does well but would do better regardless
That's not how skill points work, and you're probably better off specializing in the things you do well that no one else can rather than trying to do the only thing my character does well but would do better regardless
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>>55046
Yeah, but Paladins don't make bonds easily with chaotic/ebil NPCs or other thugs, and I want to make friends with badasses to join the Wild Hunt.
I'm not really intending to put skill points in that atm, but I'm really just confused as to the practical difference between Diplomacy, Perform, and Bluff as of now.
Tracy's faggot has yet to given up on ogre-diplomacy. Imma' take another crack at it asap.
Yeah, but Paladins don't make bonds easily with chaotic/ebil NPCs or other thugs, and I want to make friends with badasses to join the Wild Hunt.
I'm not really intending to put skill points in that atm, but I'm really just confused as to the practical difference between Diplomacy, Perform, and Bluff as of now.
Tracy's faggot has yet to given up on ogre-diplomacy. Imma' take another crack at it asap.
>>55048
People have learned to communicate with different languages before since ancient times. That’s how people learned other languages before Rosetta Stone software.
People have learned to communicate with different languages before since ancient times. That’s how people learned other languages before Rosetta Stone software.
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Tracy is heading towards the stablles, since brad is busy with a speech or something.
>>55055
He's mostly just occupying his time until Renquist and Baz are available
>>55056
I'm actually not familiar with the song
He's mostly just occupying his time until Renquist and Baz are available
>>55056
I'm actually not familiar with the song
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