ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition
Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....
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>>54028lol its not meta its "breaking the 4th wall"!
>>54032"Why this is Trump Tower of course. The center of operations for the present party. It has been the center of operations for previous parties as well. It was here when I got here"
>>54027>hotel for the dead"You could call it that. Anyone who wakes up in that hallway can enter and leave this place freely. It's got quite a few facilities, especially for crafting." Tracy says, inspecting a double-ended swortsword.
Torc looks to be having a one sided conversation, except no one can here anything.
A minute or so later, Mr. Snek appears
>>54036>Torcuil is talking to himself for a few minutesKnowing Torcuil, they would think nothing of it
>>54034“I like the name. Has a great ring to it.”
>>54035Looks at the blade
“You got to teach me about crafting then sometime. I think I could cook up something useful if I just had the know-how”
>>54036Hardly surprised at someone appearing after all the strange happenings going on
“And who is this?”
>>54040Mr. Snek is not for sexual
>>54035"A few loosely-organised hooligans crash here for the most part until something big and scary comes to attack them.
You can find work in the Port outside, and the surrounding forests and mountains are rich with game of every size category.
All-in-all, it's pretty comfy, except when it's
not."
>>54042Snek-pone shall not be infringed
>>54041"Ah, this is Mr. Snek"
>blep"He's my... familiar I believe the term is... anyway, he's a big-ass snake."
And he's wearing a top hat
>>54044Talk shit, get bit
>>54045“I see. And is he sentient like us?”
>>54041Tracy smiles, showing off her ominously sharp teeth, at the mention of this.
"Oh this one?" she says, balancing the sword on one hoof with precarious dexterity
"It's a beast-bane sword. I made it for a creature I was tracking, in case he needed a little bit of 'convincing' in the custody dispute. Great weapon for a mare like me, who prefers fighting with multiple weapons."
She then lets out a sigh, dropping the sword and letting it sink into the stable's bedding
"However, it seems like that creature isn't in the area anymore, so it'll just g back on the pile of other never-used weapons. You can have it if you want." She says, a grimace of disappointment crossing her face as she recalls her endeavor that previous morning.
>>54047"Yeah, he's sentient. He can't talk, but he can do this"
Torc places his hand on Snek, and after some hissing on both sides Snek transforms into a staff in a flash of light.
"Pretty neat, eh?"
>>54047"Sort of." Tracy says, with a snicker
"He's mostly there to protect the wizards ass, because the scott is uber-squishy when it comes to physical combat."
>>54048“Isn’t in the area? Well, if you ever need to track down something, I’m more than happy to help.”
>>54049>>54050“Very neat. Does this come from that meme magic?”
>>54041"You said you did security work for archaeological teams? How comfortable are you in cities?"
>>54050"He has only half the magician's hit points. Protecting the Wizard is Infernius's and my job"
>>54052"I don't think you want to track what she is talking about..."
>>54050"Well, he's wiser than you"
>>54052"To be honest, IDK. My meme magic has become more...
stabilized recently. Tho I did whip a
demi?god's bitch ass with a single spell."
>>54052>meme magick"No, it comes from-"
*leans in close and whispers in the secret language of horse*
"virtual divegrass." >>54052"I know a thing or two about tracking, although I don't have very much experience."
>>54054"Well, that 'demi-god' is around if you want to demonstrate for him"
>>54053“I’ll be honest. I hate traveling to cities. It is very crowded. I might much more at home in the wild. However, no one said life would be a walk in the park. I do what has to be done. Did you have a plan for me to go there?”
>>54054 dubs, meme magic confirmed there are gods in this land to fight?
>>54059"Huh?"
>>54061"Yeah, he violated my NAP so I used my recreational McNuclear warheads on him"
>>54061"Well, most of the months I have been here have centered in the town just down the road. And most of the rest of that time has centered in a few other cities nearby on this continent. In fact, the dress wearing guy and myself were going to go to two distant cities...
But... do you like to hunt" Trumpaladin places extra emphasis on the next word "
dragons?"
>>54062"You know Kefka is alive. And you know the next time we see him, he'll be taking things more seriously"
Tracy grows seemingly impatient with standing in the stables for all this time with several people.
"I heard around town last week a rumor of persons disappearing around the lumber mill in the forest, so I thought I might investigate to make sure there isn't anything poaching Slovenia's slav- I mean well-treated employees. I'm heading out to the forest."
>>54064"No words to me? Well, go on then"
>>54063"HE'S ALIVE?"
Torc reeeees on the inside
>>54066"Yes. We heard him. An experienced cleric could have brought him back, and maybe they have the same resurrection technology we do. But he's back"
>>54066Yes. The party missed the drawn out cinema cuz GM was mad, but Kefka being alive was deliberately revealed
>>54067Torc is no longer reeee-ing on the inside
>>54063“I remember fighting a dragon, but not killing it. Never hunted them down either, are they a problem here?”
>>54067“And how dangerous is this god?”
>>54064“I wish you luck.”
Wishes he could come, but had a feeling he is not invited. And doesn’t want to get on her bad side pestering to join.
>>54070*looks back*
"Hey, you said you wanted to learn about crafting, right? There's someone at the mill you should probably meet.
Don't slow me down" Tracy says, as she makes her way towards the stairs.
>>54070"No. Except for one. Fuck her. Just.... I don't want to go into it. But we haven't met many yet. But I sort of want to.
He's not a 'god' and if these people ever met one they'd stop throwing around the term like it meant nothing. But he is insanely dangerous. Certainly as dangerous as all of us combined. He feels that existance has no meaning beyond what beauty there may be in destruction. He is an incredibly powerful arch mage. Be wary of him.
Yeah, she doesn't like anyone, or to do things with people..."
Trumpaladin hangs his head a little, seeming defeated
>>54068*dabs because bored and alone*
>>54072“Well, I will love to hear about about all of this, but I’m dying to see what this place looks like. I’m going with Tracy. See you guys later.”
>>54071Follows Tracy to the stairs.
>>54074"Now hold on. She's talking about a carpenter. Is carpentry what you're really interested in here?"
>>54076“And she mentioned a forest. That’s like my Trump Tower. I got to see how that is. Do you guys want to come along?”
>>54077"I just wanted... never mind"
>>54078“Wanted what? I’m listening”
>>54078Wasn't he going to go meet the Spartans?
>>54079"No, it's not you... But nice to meet you"
>>54081>9 strength