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Contrarian, Cancerous, and Contentiously Contrite Nuts
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53728
53730 53731 53737 53744 53745 54297
ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition

Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....


1452 replies and 189 files omitted.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54033
>>54028
lol its not meta its "breaking the 4th wall"!
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54034
54041
>>54032
"Why this is Trump Tower of course. The center of operations for the present party. It has been the center of operations for previous parties as well. It was here when I got here"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54035
54041 54043
>>54027
>hotel for the dead
"You could call it that. Anyone who wakes up in that hallway can enter and leave this place freely. It's got quite a few facilities, especially for crafting." Tracy says, inspecting a double-ended swortsword.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54036
54037 54038 54041
Torc looks to be having a one sided conversation, except no one can here anything.
A minute or so later, Mr. Snek appears
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54037
54039
>>54036
>Torcuil is talking to himself for a few minutes
Knowing Torcuil, they would think nothing of it
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54038
54039
>>54036
*lamia pone*
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54039
54040
>>54038
Nooooooooooooo, that wore off
>>54037
Fair enough of a point
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54040
54042
>>54039
>blue snek pone
wud fug
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54041
54045 54048 54053
>>54034
“I like the name. Has a great ring to it.”
>>54035
Looks at the blade
“You got to teach me about crafting then sometime. I think I could cook up something useful if I just had the know-how”
>>54036
Hardly surprised at someone appearing after all the strange happenings going on
“And who is this?”

Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54042
54044
>>54040
Mr. Snek is not for sexual
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54043
54046
>>54035
"A few loosely-organised hooligans crash here for the most part until something big and scary comes to attack them.
You can find work in the Port outside, and the surrounding forests and mountains are rich with game of every size category.
All-in-all, it's pretty comfy, except when it's not."
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54044
54045
>>54042
Snek-pone shall not be infringed
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54045
54047
>>54041
"Ah, this is Mr. Snek"
>blep
"He's my... familiar I believe the term is... anyway, he's a big-ass snake."
And he's wearing a top hat
>>54044
Talk shit, get bit
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54046
>>54043
*stares*
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54047
54049 54050
>>54045
“I see. And is he sentient like us?”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54048
54051 54052
>>54041
Tracy smiles, showing off her ominously sharp teeth, at the mention of this.
"Oh this one?" she says, balancing the sword on one hoof with precarious dexterity
"It's a beast-bane sword. I made it for a creature I was tracking, in case he needed a little bit of 'convincing' in the custody dispute. Great weapon for a mare like me, who prefers fighting with multiple weapons."
She then lets out a sigh, dropping the sword and letting it sink into the stable's bedding
"However, it seems like that creature isn't in the area anymore, so it'll just g back on the pile of other never-used weapons. You can have it if you want." She says, a grimace of disappointment crossing her face as she recalls her endeavor that previous morning.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54049
54052
>>54047
"Yeah, he's sentient. He can't talk, but he can do this"
Torc places his hand on Snek, and after some hissing on both sides Snek transforms into a staff in a flash of light.
"Pretty neat, eh?"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54050
54052 54053 54054
>>54047
"Sort of." Tracy says, with a snicker
"He's mostly there to protect the wizards ass, because the scott is uber-squishy when it comes to physical combat."
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54051
>>54048
*mention of the knives
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54052
54053 54054 54056 54058
>>54048
“Isn’t in the area? Well, if you ever need to track down something, I’m more than happy to help.”
>>54049
>>54050
“Very neat. Does this come from that meme magic?”
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54053
54061
>>54041
"You said you did security work for archaeological teams? How comfortable are you in cities?"

>>54050
"He has only half the magician's hit points. Protecting the Wizard is Infernius's and my job"

>>54052
"I don't think you want to track what she is talking about..."
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54054
54059 54061
>>54050
"Well, he's wiser than you"
>>54052
"To be honest, IDK. My meme magic has become more... stabilized recently. Tho I did whip a demi?god's bitch ass with a single spell."
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54056
54057
>>54052
>meme magick
"No, it comes from-"
*leans in close and whispers in the secret language of horse*
"virtual divegrass."
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54057
>>54056
*stares*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54058
>>54052
"I know a thing or two about tracking, although I don't have very much experience."
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54059
54060 54062
>>54054
"Well, that 'demi-god' is around if you want to demonstrate for him"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54060
>>54059
Wat?
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54061
54062 54063
>>54053
“I’ll be honest. I hate traveling to cities. It is very crowded. I might much more at home in the wild. However, no one said life would be a walk in the park. I do what has to be done. Did you have a plan for me to go there?”
>>54054
dubs, meme magic confirmed there are gods in this land to fight?

Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54062
54063
>>54059
"Huh?"
>>54061
"Yeah, he violated my NAP so I used my recreational McNuclear warheads on him"
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54063
54066 54070
>>54061
"Well, most of the months I have been here have centered in the town just down the road. And most of the rest of that time has centered in a few other cities nearby on this continent. In fact, the dress wearing guy and myself were going to go to two distant cities...

But... do you like to hunt" Trumpaladin places extra emphasis on the next word "dragons?"

>>54062
"You know Kefka is alive. And you know the next time we see him, he'll be taking things more seriously"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54064
54065 54070
Tracy grows seemingly impatient with standing in the stables for all this time with several people.
"I heard around town last week a rumor of persons disappearing around the lumber mill in the forest, so I thought I might investigate to make sure there isn't anything poaching Slovenia's slav- I mean well-treated employees. I'm heading out to the forest."
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54065
>>54064
"No words to me? Well, go on then"
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54066
54067 54068
>>54063
"HE'S ALIVE?"
Torc reeeees on the inside
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54067
54069 54070
>>54066
"Yes. We heard him. An experienced cleric could have brought him back, and maybe they have the same resurrection technology we do. But he's back"
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54068
54073 54149
>>54066
Yes. The party missed the drawn out cinema cuz GM was mad, but Kefka being alive was deliberately revealed
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54069
>>54067
Torc is no longer reeee-ing on the inside
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54070
54071 54072
>>54063
“I remember fighting a dragon, but not killing it. Never hunted them down either, are they a problem here?”
>>54067
“And how dangerous is this god?”
>>54064
“I wish you luck.”
Wishes he could come, but had a feeling he is not invited. And doesn’t want to get on her bad side pestering to join.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54071
54074
>>54070
*looks back*
"Hey, you said you wanted to learn about crafting, right? There's someone at the mill you should probably meet.
Don't slow me down" Tracy says, as she makes her way towards the stairs.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54072
54074
>>54070
"No. Except for one. Fuck her. Just.... I don't want to go into it. But we haven't met many yet. But I sort of want to.

He's not a 'god' and if these people ever met one they'd stop throwing around the term like it meant nothing. But he is insanely dangerous. Certainly as dangerous as all of us combined. He feels that existance has no meaning beyond what beauty there may be in destruction. He is an incredibly powerful arch mage. Be wary of him.

Yeah, she doesn't like anyone, or to do things with people..."

Trumpaladin hangs his head a little, seeming defeated
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54073
54075
>>54068
*dabs because bored and alone*
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54074
54076
>>54072
“Well, I will love to hear about about all of this, but I’m dying to see what this place looks like. I’m going with Tracy. See you guys later.”
>>54071
Follows Tracy to the stairs.

Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54075
>>54073
There he is
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54076
54077
>>54074
"Now hold on. She's talking about a carpenter. Is carpentry what you're really interested in here?"
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54077
54078 54584
>>54076
“And she mentioned a forest. That’s like my Trump Tower. I got to see how that is. Do you guys want to come along?”
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54078
54079 54080
>>54077
"I just wanted... never mind"
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54079
54082
>>54078
“Wanted what? I’m listening”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54080
54081
>>54078
Wasn't he going to go meet the Spartans?
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54081
54082
>>54080
>throws Trump out of airship when above spartan land
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54082
54083 54084 54085
>>54079
"No, it's not you... But nice to meet you"

>>54081
>9 strength
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54083
54086
>>54082
>snek helps