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Contrarian, Cancerous, and Contentiously Contrite Nuts
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53728
53730 53731 53737 53744 53745 54297
ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition

Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....


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Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54239
54242
>>54235
Tracy's interest begins to waiver as she finds that there's nothing to be stabbed. She wanders for a little bit before she considers turning back.
Is there anyone at the mill at the moment?
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54240
54246
>>54236
"Remind me to teach you shanties later"
>>54238
"Eh, that'll work"
>continues singing shanties
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54241
>>54234
I cant stop listening to this song now. It’s so catchy!
>>54238
Yeah, to punish the drunk sailor. The captain would be pissed.

Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54242
54243 54244
>>54239
Yes, there is a complete idiot with no ability to regulate the volume of his voice. His name is Jerry, feel free to chat with him.

Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54243
54245
>>54242
I take it this is another 'Barry's face' situation?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54244
54245
>>54242
"'Sup?" Tracy asks out of boredom, hoping she won't regret asking
9hwZT
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No.54245
54247
[1d20 = 4]
>>54243
I haven't decided yet.
>>54244
"Hey there, what's up?" he says, leaning expertly on his broom.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54246
54248
>>54240
"Zhantie?"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54247
54249
>>54245
"'Nothin' really. I just heard some rumors about people disappearing around here. I figured I'd check to see if anyone was poaching my- I mean - disturbing the peace." Tracy says, with a slight stutter
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54248
54252 54256
>>54246
"You know, a work song?"
>>54221
WOAH
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54249
54250 54253
>>54247
"Oh yeah! Eric hasn't been here for like 5 days now! I MEAN NORMALLY HE'S CONSISTENT AND RELIABLE, but I don't know. Maybe he got caught up, YOU KNOW? RIGHT?" He laughs excessively at his own humorless comment.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54250
54251
>>54249
>INB4 it's Eric's hand
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54251
54254
>>54250
>>54227

Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54252
54254
>>54248
You heard this jig before?
https://youtu.be/PEFQc2eP17k
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54253
54255
>>54249
Tracy's ears flatten against her head momentarily at the outburst, but she still appears interested
"..So.. This Eric guy, where was he last seen?"
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54254
>>54251
>inb4 I'm a fucking idiot
>>54252
No, but I like it
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54255
>>54253
Jerry proceeds to supply all kinds of excessive details and anecdotes about people who Tracy has no idea of. First its Cody, then its Austin, then its Jose, then its not that Jose, its the other Jose,....
After about a 5 minute - and very loud - exploration of every little detail Jerry could think of, Tracy realizes that he has told her absolutely nothing of value, but without realizing it. He seems quite pleased.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54256
54257
>>54248
"Sounds like negros be good at that."
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54257
54259
>>54256
"Nah, mainly merchants. I don't know if the negros had any well known work songs..."
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54258
54259 54262
It wouldn't a massive fucking pointless argument if Tracy killed Jerry, will it? That's what she'd normally be inclined to do.
Tracy's eye twitches with irritation for a moment, as she considers putting a knife through Jerry before leaving, but then stops realizing that that would make it even more complicated to search for a missing person.
"Bye." Tracy says flatly, as she walks out of the mill in a huff.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54259
54260 54261
>>54258
What race is jerry?
>>54257
"Are the (((merchants))) or merchants hou are talking about?"
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54260
>>54259
By all appearances and indication, he's a white guy
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54261
54268
>>54259
"Good merchants. The kinds with the big ass boats, and not big ass noses. Think Pirates with less stealing"
Anonymous
FiIo5
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No.54262
54263
>>54258
Why didn't you ask Slovenia or Alan? They actually know shit and aren't annoying
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54263
54264
Tracy goes back towards the tower to check out her ogre corpse.
>>54019
Can she check out that item?
>>54262
Well, I assumed neither were there, since they weren't listed when Tracy looked around.
Anonymous
FiIo5
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No.54264
54265
>>54263
Normally Alan will ask "who the fuck are you, why are you here, and what do you want" any time you near the mill. Probably worth asking where the guy lived or frequented, since that could get to the next location for clues
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54265
54266
>>54264
Tracy does that before she leaves then.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54266
54267 54269
>>54265
now is as good a time as any to get there, right?
Stix wanders inside the mill.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54267
54271
>>54266
Yeah, sure. It'd be easy enough to get there.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54268
54287
>>54261
"Me hate pirates"
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54269
54270 54271
So what is it? Did she leave after talking to Jerry? Is she sticking around to find Adam?
>>54266
What is Styx looking for in particular?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54270
>>54269
Tracy would've looked to see if there was anyone else worth talking to before she left.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54271
54272
>>54267
“So, how goes it?”
Slowly takes in the surroundings.
>>54269
Tracy told Stix to look for the carpenter here to learn more skills, such as crafting.

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54272
54273
>>54271
"Haven't found very much so far.." Tracy says as she steps away from the talkative hoo-man
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54273
54274
>>54272
Stares at the human a bit and says to him:
“And you don’t know anything?”
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54274
54275 54278
>>54273
Jerry very loudly says the exact things he told Tracy, which was all of nothing (unless you count anecdotes about the one time they attended a festival a few years back, and other useless facts), proving that no he does not know anything. Its not that he doesn't know anything, its that he has no filter and he doesn't realize that all the information he offers is irrelevant and inconsequential.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54275
54276
>>54274
Is Tracy able to find Adam?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54276
54277
>>54275
"No, its the weekend. He'll probably be at the Rusty Duck."
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54277
54281 54282
>>54276
Tracy peeks around to see if Slovenia is there.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54278
54279
>>54274
“Well, tell Austin that he needs to take a break now and then. He is going to overwork himself at this rate.”
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54279
54280
>>54278
o_O
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54280
54282
>>54279
Pretending to have actually listened
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54281
54284
>>54277
Turns to Tracy
“So, do we check out this Rusty... Duck was it? What kind of name is that?”
9hwZT
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No.54282
54284 54295
[1d100 = 27]
>>54280
Got it
>>54277
Slovenia seems to have taken the trebuchet out for some target practice.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54283
Also, the item Tracy got was an Oil, wrapped in a piece of leather hide to prevent breaking. It was obviously too small for a Ogre to use.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54284
54285 54286
>>54281
"Let me see how Woody's doing first. It's been a while since we've spoke."
>>54282
Tracy heads towards the testing grounds, or wherever it is Slovenia does her target practice.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54285
54286
>>54284
Waves goodbye to Jerry and follow Tracy, curious to meet this carpenter.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54286
54288 54289
Alright, enough of that divegrass nonsense.
>>54284
>>54285
Just outside the wall around the Mill is the testing area, where Slovenia briskly gives direction to two of the Fight Club survivors. Tracy and Styx arrive just as a boulder explodes against a large rock outcropping a fair distance down the field.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54287
54290 54292
>>54268
"Well imagine capitalist pirates. Instead of stealing they buy and sell stuff depending on where it's needed."
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54288
54292
>>54286
"'Sup, Woody." Tracy says, turning to watch the dust settle in the distance
"Machinery working well?"