ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition
Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....
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>>54235Tracy's interest begins to waiver as she finds that there's nothing to be stabbed. She wanders for a little bit before she considers turning back.
Is there anyone at the mill at the moment?
>>54236"Remind me to teach you shanties later"
>>54238"Eh, that'll work"
>continues singing shanties >>54234I cant stop listening to this song now. It’s so catchy!
>>54238Yeah, to punish the drunk sailor. The captain would be pissed.
>>54239Yes, there is a complete idiot with no ability to regulate the volume of his voice. His name is Jerry, feel free to chat with him.
>>54242"'Sup?" Tracy asks out of boredom, hoping she won't regret asking
[1d20 = 4]>>54243I haven't decided yet.
>>54244"Hey there, what's up?" he says, leaning expertly on his broom.
>>54245"'Nothin' really. I just heard some rumors about people disappearing around here. I figured I'd check to see if anyone was poaching my- I mean - disturbing the peace." Tracy says, with a slight stutter
>>54247"Oh yeah! Eric hasn't been here for like 5 days now! I MEAN NORMALLY HE'S CONSISTENT AND RELIABLE, but I don't know. Maybe he got caught up, YOU KNOW? RIGHT?" He laughs excessively at his own humorless comment.
>>54249Tracy's ears flatten against her head momentarily at the outburst, but she still appears interested
"..So.. This Eric guy, where was he last seen?"
>>54253Jerry proceeds to supply all kinds of excessive details and anecdotes about people who Tracy has no idea of. First its Cody, then its Austin, then its Jose, then its not that Jose, its the other Jose,....
After about a 5 minute - and very loud - exploration of every little detail Jerry could think of, Tracy realizes that he has told her absolutely nothing of value, but without realizing it. He seems quite pleased.
>>54248"Sounds like negros be good at that."
>>54256"Nah, mainly merchants. I don't know if the negros had any well known work songs..."
It wouldn't a massive fucking pointless argument if Tracy killed Jerry, will it? That's what she'd normally be inclined to do.
Tracy's eye twitches with irritation for a moment, as she considers putting a knife through Jerry before leaving, but then stops realizing that that would make it even more complicated to search for a missing person.
"Bye." Tracy says flatly, as she walks out of the mill in a huff.
>>54258What race is jerry?
>>54257"Are the (((merchants))) or merchants hou are talking about?"
>>54259By all appearances and indication, he's a white guy
>>54259"Good merchants. The kinds with the big ass boats, and not big ass noses. Think Pirates with less stealing"
>>54258Why didn't you ask Slovenia or Alan? They actually know shit and aren't annoying
Tracy goes back towards the tower to check out her ogre corpse.
>>54019Can she check out that item?
>>54262Well, I assumed neither were there, since they weren't listed when Tracy looked around.
>>54263Normally Alan will ask "who the fuck are you, why are you here, and what do you want" any time you near the mill. Probably worth asking where the guy lived or frequented, since that could get to the next location for clues
>>54264Tracy does that before she leaves then.
>>54265 now is as good a time as any to get there, right? Stix wanders inside the mill.
>>54266Yeah, sure. It'd be easy enough to get there.
So what is it? Did she leave after talking to Jerry? Is she sticking around to find
Adam?
>>54266What is Styx looking for in particular?
>>54269Tracy would've looked to see if there was anyone else worth talking to before she left.
>>54267“So, how goes it?”
Slowly takes in the surroundings.
>>54269Tracy told Stix to look for the carpenter here to learn more skills, such as crafting.
>>54271"Haven't found very much so far.." Tracy says as she steps away from the talkative hoo-man
>>54272Stares at the human a bit and says to him:
“And you don’t know anything?”
>>54273Jerry very loudly says the exact things he told Tracy, which was all of nothing (unless you count anecdotes about the one time they attended a festival a few years back, and other useless facts), proving that no he does not know anything. Its not that he doesn't know anything, its that he has no filter and he doesn't realize that all the information he offers is irrelevant and inconsequential.
>>54274Is Tracy able to find Adam?
>>54275"No, its the weekend. He'll probably be at the Rusty Duck."
>>54276Tracy peeks around to see if Slovenia is there.
>>54274“Well, tell Austin that he needs to take a break now and then. He is going to overwork himself at this rate.”
>>54279Pretending to have actually listened
>>54277Turns to Tracy
“So, do we check out this Rusty... Duck was it? What kind of name is that?”
[1d100 = 27]>>54280Got it
>>54277Slovenia seems to have taken the trebuchet out for some target practice.
Also, the item Tracy got was an Oil, wrapped in a piece of leather hide to prevent breaking. It was obviously too small for a Ogre to use.
>>54281"Let me see how Woody's doing first. It's been a while since we've spoke."
>>54282Tracy heads towards the testing grounds, or wherever it is Slovenia does her target practice.
>>54284Waves goodbye to Jerry and follow Tracy, curious to meet this carpenter.
Alright, enough of that divegrass nonsense.
>>54284>>54285Just outside the wall around the Mill is the testing area, where Slovenia briskly gives direction to two of the Fight Club survivors. Tracy and Styx arrive just as a boulder explodes against a large rock outcropping a fair distance down the field.
>>54268"Well imagine capitalist pirates. Instead of stealing they buy and sell stuff depending on where it's needed."
>>54286"'Sup, Woody." Tracy says, turning to watch the dust settle in the distance
"Machinery working well?"