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Contrarian, Cancerous, and Contentiously Contrite Nuts
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53728
53730 53731 53737 53744 53745 54297
ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition

Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....


1452 replies and 187 files omitted.
Oq8HH
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No.54340
54345
[1d20 = 5]
>>54336
Machinery
>we industrious now
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54341
54343
>>54338
First of all, fuck you second of all hoe?
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54343
54344
>>54341
How?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54344
54352 54353
NUERmap.png
>>54335
There's more than one design too. Figuring out the best configuration will require extensive testing, and will likely produce different types of ordinance depending on the need.
She really didn't appreciate the trebuchet failing to dent the Octahedron.
>>54339
"Oh yes, that. Here," she leads him over to an oversized map located near the entrance to the mill.
"The thin traced line is the forest-area that our crews primarily operate. With the exception of one incident with some trolls, we've found this area to be particularly safe."
>>54343
>5
That's how Xp
tFvLF
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No.54345
54346 54347 54348
[1d20+13 = 33]
>>54340
Leave this to the professionals.

Rolling to try and understand the basics of how the airship works.
>>54333
Nice
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54346
>>54345
>pali
>nat 20
This pleases me
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54347
>>54345
This saddens me.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54348
54349
>>54345
e_e
~_~'
Okay. Torcuil understands the basics of how the airship works.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54349
54354
>>54348
And that is?
And I don't mean "It flies and shit"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54350
54351 54354
Upon returning to the tower, Tracy puts Shabby's stuff in a burlap sack, and ties up his body in a comfy chair at the entertron.
Then she revives him.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54351
>>54350
Is that gonna be our first domesticated monster?
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54352
54354
>>54344
“Alright. I don’t suppose there is anything I could keep a look out for to justify my trip in there?”
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54353
>>54344
Oh no, that's not why I wish my character were there
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54354
54357 54362 54377
>>54349
Sigh. It works primarily off the properties of the float-stone, which is the part that looks like a balloon but is lumpy and not balloon-shaped, heavily layered with water/weather/damage-eliminating protection. The stone has a particular degree of weight that it counteracts. The wheel operates a series of wind-rudders, and the levers manipulate a series of counter-balances, which allow the ship to elevate or descend, while a pair of modified and exquisite Wind Fans control the propulsion.
>>54350
Oh boy.
>>54352
"Not that I know of. There was a dragon some time ago, but we're friends now and she relocated. You should be fine," she says.
wRUJL
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No.54355
54356
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[1d20 = 18]
>>54336
Rolling to develop Thousand-Swords Bulwark Martial Discipline.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54356
54360
>>54355
What now?
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54357
>>54354
Ayy that's exactly what I fucking wanted.
/A8XB
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No.54358
54359 54365
[1d20 = 11]
Rolling to develop new rule against "rolling to develop" cancer
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54359
54364
>>54358
Hey, mine was an engineering check
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54360
54361 54366
>>54356
It's a maneuver: she and her allies gain the benefit of flanking for one round when an attack misses here.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54361
54363 54364
>>54360
So its essentially a counter-buff technique.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54362
54371
>>54354
“I’m both relieved and disappointed.”
Chuckles a little
“I’m off to this... ælveheim, if I’m reading this map right.”
Lines up the map and checks the position of the sun
Heads off into the forest
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54363
>>54361
Yes. When an enemy misses her, she strikes at the openings.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54364
54366
>>54361
It's free sneak attack every time an opponent fails to land an attack

>>54359
You're fine
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54365
54369
>>54358
Help! Im being oppressed!
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54366
54367 54371
>>54360
Pardon. It's actually a stance.
>>54364
>free
It's a swift action to assume the stance.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54367
>>54366
It's free sneak attack during normal battle just cause something you'd expect to happen happens
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54368
"Go fish"
>angry hiss
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54369
54370
>>54365
Call this number if you feel like it is just too much.
1800 923-4357
It will be worth your while
I’m kidding
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54370
>>54369
muh sides

Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54371
54372 54375
>>54362
Don't put too much stock in the names, especially general geography names, but I get where you're indicating.
>>54366
The stance makes sense, I just don't get why allies get flanking also

Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54372
54373
>>54371
So, how does travel work when I’m wander into a strange place?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54373
54385
>>54372
Generally I roll a few dice, check a few tables, and come up with a side-story. The area is already cleared, so there won't be any tribes of Orcs or nothing, but I'd pretty much come up with a context that depending on how it is responded to will determine the adversity, rewards/benefits/swag, and potential plot devices for later reference. As evidenced by Tracy's encounter, they will be plausible scenarios that are happening simultaneously and largely independent of Stix' actions, with the potential for no contact at all (which gets stealth Exp).
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54374
54376
*wishes he had gone on the investigation adventure*
Mrs. Sentry
64Ht4
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No.54375
54379
>>54371
Not sure, but in context of that maneuver set it's inferred that allies would have to be in adjacent or threatened squares.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54376
54378
>>54374
You're the one who wanted the Spartan side tour
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54377
54379
>>54354
"Onion?" Tracy offers, to the bound ogre.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54378
54380
>>54376
Yeah, but I was expecting the others to do a better job of it
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54379
54381
>>54375
I'll tell you what. I checked that 18, so I won't allow her to learn that specific stance, but I will allow her to learn something like it but not yet.
>>54377
Oh yes. That. I get to role-play an ogre now. Oh wait, Tracy doesn't speak Giant-kin.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54380
>>54378
To be fair, airship trips are usually boring

"HOW'D YOU GET A ROYAL FLUSH? WE'RE PLAYING GO FISH"
>smug hiss
wRUJL
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No.54381
54382 54383
[1d20+21 = 37]
>>54379
Ogres understand onions.
*gives onion*
Bluff check, to communicate simple message of "Onion?"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54382
>>54381
Wait, fucked that up. Can't use bluff that way it seems.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54383
54384 54386
>>54381
He's tied to the chair. And he's large size. An onion is kind of like a marble to him.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54384
54387 54390
>>54383
Tracy cuts the ogre loose because her faggot is feeling reckless.
She decides to have hunch.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54385
54390
>>54373
Takes in the scenery and takes a deep breath
“This place may be some kind of purgatory, but it still looks nice.”
Continues to roam forward
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54386
54388
>>54383
Alright, let's get into this.

The airship flies low, and with great displays of the Trump coat of arms (a Dragonne carrying a Football of course) on the ship, so as to distinguish it from whoever the hell originally owned the Ship. Trumpaladin has the Spartans wave down gate keepers upon their arrival within range of the city
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54387
54388
>>54384
*lunch
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54388
54389 54390
>>54387
>>54386
Unless Trump can stay for long enough to have lunch with pony
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54389
>>54388
They've already left
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54390
54391 54392 54393
>>54388
Seriously?
>>54384
Seriously.
>>54385
The initial landscape of the forest is moderately dense sections of thin trees, about 6" in diameter and 4' apart or less. There is an apparent foot path, but a number of animal trails as well, including what almost appear to be a trail of some sort of disorganized group of tiny feet.