ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition
Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....
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>>55162But Tracy says she's king
>>55149Just playing with the software now. It’s pretty fun.
But I’ll stop for now.
>>55151Looks great.
>>55163You act like it's not to be expected.
There's
always more to be killed.
>>55168Never say "not happening" around the sorcerer with limited wish
and soon, wish >>55168Duchess is fine for starters, desu, so long as she has inalienable impunity over her domain and things that she can kill kill.
>>55169You still have that moon card.
>>55170Yes, yes.. Let the rudeness flow thru u..
>>55171You can have trollestia grove.
>>55176Let her set up a base in former-Durpistan too though. Tracy will be sure to keep the mines productive.
>>55178A cave/mine beneath the crumbling remains of a communist city, with a black dragon's nest on top, sounds like the perfect place for an ebil hideout.
>>55179Still exploiting it personally. If you want to do whatever with an orc or whatever workforce, that' fine
At least, I don't think I still have either card...
Which bread was that?
>>55182Pretty sure Death only wrote her name on the Star card.
>>55177Fine but you have to look into Ben's life.
>>55184Why? GM explicitly said he's not a jew in any sense you understand it
>>55183Yep, Torc still has the Star Card...
Shit, now I really wanna use it but I don't know which stat...
>>55179Thats kind of the idea,... ever since,....
>GM, its ebil to slaughter a city>clean up the dead or else spoopy>black dragon lording over a pile of corpsesWhere did you all
think I was going with it? Its an ebil sanctuary.
>>55182IIRC, Death wrote her number on the star card, voiding it.
>>55187Fine, I'll clear the fucking thing out a second time
>>55185I still have my suscpesions.
>>55190"I'll ask politely - why the fuck not?"
>>55184Fine. Just don't gas him immediately, because that'll give GM a headache and mess-up the shekel-haxx.
The minerals will will be delivered to the port as it comes out of the mines, and won't be targeted by raiders
(Tracy). The place will stay productive, if not a bit isolated and shady.
>>55187B-but you said I could keep that one
>>55193I think that was the Moon card.
>>55197Oh..
The Star card is the better one anyway.
Spamming because I hate Tracy's faggot and because there's no fucking justice. Let him see what "raiding" is
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