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Contrarian, Cancerous, and Contentiously Contrite Nuts
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53728
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ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition

Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....


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Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54084
54087 54096
>>54082
>telekinesis
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54085
54086 54092
>>54082
“Nice to meet you too good sir.”
Does a salute and runs off after Tracy
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54086
54088 54089
>>54083
>Forgets that Trumpaladin is taking 2 dozen strong men with him

>>54085
*looks along sadly*
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54087
54088 54089
>>54084
He's not a unicorn
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54088
>>54086
Eh, whatever
>Torc faggot falls asleep
Assume Torc and Snek get the ship ready to depart, and they leave whenever everone who wants to go is ready. Forst Spartan land, then gnome land
>>54087
But I am a sorcerer
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54089
54093
>>54086
Most of your followers would be lvl 1. You'd only have a few lvl 4 followers, so it's not really humane to pit them against any PC character.
>>54087
The spell telekinesis.
And unicorn's telekinesis isn't that strong. More like at-will Mage Hand.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54090
54091
*dabs on alll the npcs in town*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54091
>>54090
Your men should have their suits ordered by now. Was Infernius going to see the gnomes with Torc?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54092
54147
>>54085
Tracy trots off towards the mill at the edge of the forest, with the stallion in tow.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54093
54094
>>54089
Except that that's wrong, because they are level 5, and who knows what the Spartan Auxilaries are. But more to the point, it's a strength check, not a battle. And I think a level 1 fighter whatever could beat a high level wizard on that
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54094
54095 54096
>>54093
>lvl 5
How can all of your followers be lvl 5?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54095
54100
>>54094
Even at 25th leadership lvl, you only get two lvl 5 followers.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54096
54097
>>54094
I think GM took the set of level 2s and let them level up, and more or less ignored the other followers. but whatever. Why are you >>54084 >>54089 >>54094 arguing so pointlessly?

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54097
54098
>>54096
>arguing
Not really an argument, just a thought of what it could've looked like when Torc threw him off the airship.

Is GM still here?
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54098
54099
>>54097
And no one is throwing any one off an airship because we haven't left yet
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54099
54101
>>54098
What's he doing now?
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54100
54101 54103
>>54095
“So, who are we going to go see?”

Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54101
>>54100
Trumpaladin could have answered that better...

>>54099
Shrugging
I guess they are about to leave then
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54102
54104
*walks to airship defeated with the suits because i was unable to make it to police station*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54103
54109
>>54100
"A unicorn. She's a carpenter who takes her work very seriously; makes everything from furniture to siege equipment. She arrived here a couple months back, and has basically made the mill into her own little empire. She's a friend of mine, so I figured I'd check it out if anything's been causing trouble around her turf."
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54104
54105 54107
>>54102
It's okay. Trumpaladin just wanted a hug... but never got one
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54105
54106
>>54104
Y he no ask?
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54106
>>54105
The hope she'd come to him...
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54107
54108
>>54104
*hugs paladin*

Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54108
54110 54111
>>54107
"Aww... I love you. I can count on you. Do you want to go to Krenshall and our Sparintenar with us?"
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54109
54112 54113
>>54103
“Think she will take a liking or disliking to me?”
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54110
54112
>>54108
"Yeah me want see gnome tech we need guns."
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54111
>>54108
"Me love you too."
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54112
54114 54115
>>54110
"Why?"

>>54109
>opening that can of worms
Oh God
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54113
54114
>>54109
"Well, that's hard to say; she definitely likes lumber, so if you're willing to talk about that for three and a half hours, you'd probably hit off pretty well... The only thing I can say for sure is that when it comes to moving wood, she doesn't mess around.
She's the only one I know around here who spends so much time at the edge of the forest, so if you're looking for a hunting/trapping requisition she might know someone you could meet to find work or make a name for yourself."
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54114
54116 54117 54119
>>54112
Huh?
>>54113
“Well, I’m willing to learn about lumber then. I need all the allies I can get if strange beings try to kill us for enjoyment.”
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54115
54116
>>54112
"Guns are super effective against no guns."
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54116
54121
>>54114
I'm not sure I want to say it aloud for fear of meta-gaming

>>54115
*checks D&D weapons list for guns*
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54117
54118
>>54114
"Have you heard about our lord and savour Adolf Hitler?"
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54118
54120 54124
>>54117
I thought your character was apart from mine, out of speaking range. If not:
“No. I haven’t. Who is that?”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54119
54122
>>54114
Hopefully that strange being gets back before the other strange beings fall asleep
"I'll warn 'ya: She can be a bit of a slave-driver when it comes to work. Otherwise, she's actually pretty polite."
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54120
54122 54124
>>54118
"The greatest man to ever live! He was able to revive his dying country by kicking out all the (((parasites)))"
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54121
54124
>>54116
It doesn't need to be in the list gm said 5 months ago everything is a reference that can be used.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54122
54123 54127
>>54119
“Discipline does the body good. It’s worth the skills I need to learn.”
[spoilers] indeed, but if not, this has been great so far
>>54120
“Sounds like a good guy. I know a thing or two about removing animal parasites, so he sounds kind of relatable.”
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54123
>>54122
You know your getting tired when you fail spoilers. *facepalm*
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54124
54125 54126 54127
>>54118
"Since we're ignoring distance now, I'll say this. Don't get too close to her"

>>54120
"That's not how things went down in my timeline"

>>54121
Yeah but that's overthrowing the game we've been playing for 5 months and replacing it with something different that we don't have developed metrics for
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54125
54128
>>54124
>overthrowing the game we've been playing for 5 months
What game?
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54126
54128
>>54124
“I’m not sure I understand. To close to Tracy you mean?”
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54127
54130
>>54124
It only improves the game m8. I have a resource if you care.
>>54122
"Unfortunately the (((parasites))) clansmen that was in other countries convinced the goy population to fight their brothers in Germany, and they committed atrocities to the german people."
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54128
54129
>>54125
Where swords are the main weapons and where guns, while present, are pretty limited in rate of fire or ammo

>>54126
Trumpaladin now realizes the situation is more complex than he thought. "I meant Slovenia, the lovely carpenter. Or Regina, her true name"
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54129
54131 54132
>>54128
“Ah, I see now. Look, I’m just going to get help. I like to be alone in the woods, I’m not after any ladies.”
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54130
54133
>>54127
Wow, the people should have exterminated the parasites before the problem got out of hand, huh?
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54131
54134
>>54129
"I see. Carry on then. I don't think she's as woodsie as the blue one has made her out to be though. Since I've been with her she's been either working in factories or with my guard operating artillery. I don't believe she goes out in the woods herself. But some of the men at the mill do. We had to rescue them from trolls once"
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54132
54134
>>54129
"Actually, come to think of it, I think I know the perfect person for you. Someone who also spends most of her time in the woods and knows the creatures well. Who has a special connection with them. She could tell you everything you want to know. You'll have to find her first. And she's a horse, like you"
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54133
>>54130
"Yea your right. They should have. They kicked them out 109 times in history, the only way to fix the problem is exterminating them all"