ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition
Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....
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>>54082“Nice to meet you too good sir.”
Does a salute and runs off after Tracy
>>54086Eh, whatever
>Torc faggot falls asleepAssume Torc and Snek get the ship ready to depart, and they leave whenever everone who wants to go is ready. Forst Spartan land, then gnome land
>>54087But I am a sorcerer
>>54086Most of your followers would be lvl 1. You'd only have a few lvl 4 followers, so it's not really humane to pit them against any PC character.
>>54087The spell telekinesis.
And unicorn's telekinesis isn't that strong. More like at-will Mage Hand.
*dabs on alll the npcs in town*
>>54090Your men should have their suits ordered by now. Was Infernius going to see the gnomes with Torc?
>>54085Tracy trots off towards the mill at the edge of the forest, with the stallion in tow.
>>54089Except that that's wrong, because they are level 5, and who knows what the Spartan Auxilaries are. But more to the point, it's a strength check, not a battle. And I think a level 1 fighter whatever could beat a high level wizard on that
>>54093>lvl 5How can
all of your followers be lvl 5?
>>54094Even at 25th leadership lvl, you only get two lvl 5 followers.
>>54094I think GM took the set of level 2s and let them level up, and more or less ignored the other followers. but whatever. Why are you
>>54084 >>54089 >>54094 arguing so pointlessly?
>>54096>arguingNot really an argument, just a thought of what it could've looked like when Torc threw him off the airship.
Is GM still here?
>>54097And no one is throwing any one off an airship because we haven't left yet
>>54095“So, who are we going to go see?”
>>54100Trumpaladin could have answered that better...
>>54099Shrugging
I guess they are about to leave then
*walks to airship defeated with the suits because i was unable to make it to police station*
>>54100"A unicorn. She's a carpenter who takes her work
very seriously; makes everything from furniture to siege equipment. She arrived here a couple months back, and has basically made the mill into her own little empire. She's a friend of mine, so I figured I'd check it out if anything's been causing trouble around her turf."
>>54102It's okay. Trumpaladin just wanted a hug... but never got one
>>54107"Aww... I love you. I can count on you. Do you want to go to Krenshall and our Sparintenar with us?"
>>54103“Think she will take a liking or disliking to me?”
>>54108"Yeah me want see gnome tech we need guns."
>>54109"Well, that's hard to say; she definitely likes lumber, so if you're willing to talk about that for three and a half hours, you'd probably hit off pretty well... The only thing I can say for sure is that when it comes to moving wood, she doesn't mess around.
She's the only one I know around here who spends so much time at the edge of the forest, so if you're looking for a hunting/trapping requisition she might know someone you could meet to find work or make a name for yourself."
>>54112Huh?
>>54113“Well, I’m willing to learn about lumber then. I need all the allies I can get if strange beings try to kill us for enjoyment.”
>>54112"Guns are super effective against no guns."
>>54114I'm not sure I want to say it aloud for fear of meta-gaming
>>54115*checks D&D weapons list for guns*
>>54114"Have you heard about our lord and savour Adolf Hitler?"
>>54117I thought your character was apart from mine, out of speaking range. If not:
“No. I haven’t. Who is that?”
>>54114Hopefully that strange being gets back before the other strange beings fall asleep"I'll warn 'ya: She can be a bit of a slave-driver when it comes to work. Otherwise, she's actually pretty polite."
>>54118"The greatest man to ever live! He was able to revive his dying country by kicking out all the (((parasites)))"
>>54116It doesn't need to be in the list gm said 5 months ago everything is a reference that can be used.
>>54119“Discipline does the body good. It’s worth the skills I need to learn.”
[spoilers] indeed, but if not, this has been great so far
>>54120“Sounds like a good guy. I know a thing or two about removing animal parasites, so he sounds kind of relatable.”
>>54122You know your getting tired when you fail spoilers. *facepalm*
>>54118"Since we're ignoring distance now, I'll say this. Don't get
too close to her"
>>54120"That's not how things went down in my timeline"
>>54121Yeah but that's overthrowing the game we've been playing for 5 months and replacing it with something different that we don't have developed metrics for
>>54124“I’m not sure I understand. To close to Tracy you mean?”
>>54124It only improves the game m8. I have a resource if you care.
>>54122"Unfortunately the (((parasites))) clansmen that was in other countries convinced the goy population to fight their brothers in Germany, and they committed atrocities to the german people."
>>54125Where swords are the main weapons and where guns, while present, are pretty limited in rate of fire or ammo
>>54126Trumpaladin now realizes the situation is more complex than he thought. "I meant Slovenia, the lovely carpenter. Or Regina, her true name"
>>54128“Ah, I see now. Look, I’m just going to get help. I like to be alone in the woods, I’m not after any ladies.”
>>54127Wow, the people should have exterminated the parasites before the problem got out of hand, huh?
>>54129"I see. Carry on then. I don't think she's as woodsie as the blue one has made her out to be though. Since I've been with her she's been either working in factories or with my guard operating artillery. I don't believe she goes out in the woods herself. But some of the men at the mill do. We had to rescue them from trolls once"
>>54129"Actually, come to think of it, I think I know the
perfect person for you. Someone who also spends most of her time in the woods and knows the creatures well. Who has a special connection with them.
She could tell you everything you want to know. You'll have to find her first. And she's a horse, like you"
>>54130"Yea your right. They should have. They kicked them out 109 times in history, the only way to fix the problem is exterminating them all"