ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition
Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....
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>>53879>>53878Kek
For Tracy, it's managing her edges, and she would be in the armory working on weapons after she put her birds to bed.
>>53882And I didn’t do that right... oops
[1d20 = 17]
Let’s see if this works...
I feel ashamed that I can’t figure out basic commands
>>53884As he enters the hallway, he notices a sign that has been charred countless times that reads "Please don't firetrap the rooms". There is a door on either end that is open, otherwise the side he came from has doors all along the wall.
[20d1 = 20]>>53885Hey at least you haven't done this before
>>53888Amen
>>53886He peaks inside the open door on the right side.
>>53890It opens to a larger hallway, with more ambient lighting. The door is situated at a corner, around which turns a hallway based on an equalateral triangle formation (the hallway is a perimeter, around the base of a pyramid,... sorta.)
[1d20 = 5]>>53891Continues down this hall, slightly more relaxed.
He observes the layout as he walks to see if he can picture where in the world he is.
this would be some sort of check, correct? >>53892Unless your looking for something that may be hidden, you usually don't need to roll to observe your surroundings.
>>53892You're coming up on some double doors on the left, and a staircase just beyond.
Torc continues to wander while looking for Trump or Infernius and ends up in the tower
>>53895I thought he was going to the gnomish city?
>>53895He's on the airship right? Thez and Infernius are curled up on a couch (a loveseat? Xp).
>>53896Well first he has to drag the others on.
>>53897On the airship or no?
[1d20 = 18]>>53894As much as climbing a staircase would be the logical way out, Stix is curious by nature and decides to push his luck and attempt to open the double doors, praying that they don’t shoot more fire this time.
I have a bad feeling about this place, pic related >>53899No, that was just for the general quarters.
Upon entering the stables (the double doors) Styx finds a well-stocked and aesthetically designed stables, including a gray-ish colt with wrappings all over his face.
Additionally there may be 2 birds, each the size of UPS trucks
For visualization, are we going with Styx the youtuber, or are we just using the name Styx?
From distant in the Tower, Tracy hears the faint sound of what just might be someone setting off a firetrap
[1d20 = 20]>>53901There is a youtuber named Styx? I didn’t consider that... I was just thinking the name would fit.
>>53900Does the colt appear hostile, having weapons or something?
>>53903Damn it, I didn’t want to roll!
>>53904Sorry, still working out the kinks in my approach to this game.
[1d20+21 = 37]Rolling to Move Silently
>>5390420's are always good. Know that.
>>53906I know, but not when you don’t have anything to do. I simply asked if there were weapons at play. My kind of luck that I roll one where it can’t be used.
>>53900Tracy moved her birds to their own room after she decided to get rid of Troll.
>>53903>>53904You never need to apologize for rolling a 20
As for Styx(HexenHammer or some shit), yes; hes a gaunt-AF fag who people seem to like for some reason. No worries if no relation.
>>53908Ah, k. No birds, just the colt that appears very surprised and furtively wary.
>>53901>>53909He was named Stix because he has a bundle of Sticks (a faggot) as his cutie mark: it was supposed to illustrate his resourcefulness and toughness.
>>53911Oh, that makes sense. He might get on well with Norfilly, if ever.
>>53910I signal to the colt.
“Hey there, I’m a bit lost here. You know your way around this place?”
>>53913"... Yes. Do not be alarmed," he says throwing a small object back out into the hallway, which explodes after a moment.
Tracy hears an explosion.
In spite of the explosion, he holds his hooves out non-offensively. "You are,... dead!" he struggles with the correct words and emphasis.
"But here is not so dead, and so here you are," he continues, ineffectively.
Does Torc hear the explosion?
>>53914>>53915Stix rushes inside, but tries to remain calm and talk to the colt.
“O...k... so, what was that bottle for then?”
>>53917Autocorrect turned my misspelling of bomb to bottle... man my luck just keep improving. Oh well...
>>53916That's just one of Ponimaru's circus tricks. Not powerful enough to hear from the airship.
>>53914Tracy is still sneaking towards there, but she'll be there soon. She listens through the wall of the stables.
>>53917"Thats cuz there is usually a player around to do the introductions and explanation. I'm,... just an NPC. I don't know if I'm qualified."
>>53916No, the airship is suitably away from the tower that he heard nothing.
Oy vey i slept for like 17 hours.
>>53922No shit you did, but shush, new player
>>53920“Explain? You have me a little lost here. Calm down and let’s start from the beginning. What’s your name?”
>>53921As Tracy continues toward the source of the fire-trap, and then the explosion, she can hear conversation emanating from the stables
>>53924"I am,... not known to have a name, so I have taken to be called Ponimaru. I came here from another world, much as I assume you did."
>>53923*checks for suit merchant*
>>53927Infernius is on the airship with him.
>>53925Tracy peeks around furtively to evesdrop on the newcomer and ponimaru.
>>53926“Neat. I can’t recall another world at the moment, but I guess I will take your word for it. It’s better than what I can think up for why I’m here. Now, Ponimaru, what was the bomb for?”
>>53928Oh yes, I forgot about that. Thez is sleeping on the airship, Infernius was inquiring with the french tailor.
"B'yeeeessss?"