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Contrarian, Cancerous, and Contentiously Contrite Nuts
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53728
53730 53731 53737 53744 53745 54297
ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition

Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....


1452 replies and 187 files omitted.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54391
>>54390
Alright, what hath the Spartan Auxiliaries to say in approach to the city?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54392
54394
>>54390
She relaxes and eats her lunch of ambiguous meat-stuffs, and sends shabby off with a bag of onions in his hand, unless he'd rather sit and eat with her.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54393
54394
>>54390
Shrugs at the sight of tiny footprints
“Might as well follow this a bit.”
Keeps a look out for animals that may have caused this trail.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54394
54395 54396 54397
>>54393
Before we continue, how experienced of a ranger is Stix? He has a dagger as I recall, any other weapons? We're getting to the part where that will be determined for certain.
>>54392
Are you trolling me?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54395
54400
>>54394
Well, I kind of just like the image of Tracy sitting back and eating lunch with an ogre. Same reason I had her revive the Fire Giants.

Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54396
54398 54400
>>54394
He also has a bow, but as you can imagine, it is not the easiest weapon for an earth pony to use. He mainly focuses on stealth to avoid direct encounters until a trap is set for his enemy.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54397
54398 54400
>>54394
Tracy gave him a double-ended bane shortsword when they met. It's for animals and magical beasts.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54398
54399 54401
>>54396
But I’m unfamiliar with D&D mechanics, do not sure how to describe the experience. He has been in the woods a lot, but never fought more than some tough magical creatures before.
>>54397
Oh right, forgot about that.

Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54399
>>54398
So not sure*
My autocorrect fails me!
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54400
54403
>>54395
>Fire Giants
I forgot about those. Ogres act differently under these circumstances than Fire Giants. The ogre snarls and grabs the end of the bag like an exceptionally crude flail.
>>54397
wut?
>>54396
K, I'm thinking 6th level then

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54401
54405
>>54398
As a Ranger, you can choose a combat style. You can choose better range combat, or specialized two-weapon fighting.
The double-weapon can count as two weapons on either end, so he could use it while we figure out what his preferred combat style is.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54402
54404 54408
>inb4 Tracy is beaten with a sack of onions
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54403
>>54400
She did back at the stables.
She made it in case daddybird needed a little extra "convincing", and the other end was in case she ever saw troll again.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54404
54407 54408
>>54402
Ogres have layers.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54405
54406 54407
>>54401
Okay, seriously. Why did you not continue the investigation?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54406
>>54405
Mostly, because I thought that Tracy wouldn't really care what happened to some guy named Eric if nobody missed him. She mostly just went because she felt like seeing Slovenia.
9hwZT
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No.54407
54409 54413
[1d20 = 13]
>>54405
Because there were no leads, just contacts and interactions.
>>54404
Ogre has a bag of layers. Roll for initiative.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54408
"No Snek, you can't move your rook there. It's my turn anyway"

>>54402
That's a beautiful mental image
>>54404
Parfaits have layers, everybody likes parfaits.
wRUJL
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No.54409
54410 54411 54414
[1d20+4 = 5]
>>54407
Rollin'
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54410
54412 54414
>>54409
reeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54411
>>54409
>fumble on initiative
I'm not sure how to respond to that
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54412
54417
>>54410
It was at this moment Tracy knew,
she fucked up
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54413
54415 54417
>>54407
>No leads
Wrong.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54414
>>54410
>>54409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54415
54416
>>54413
Not any that a mare like Tracy would bother pursuing.
Fucking around with ogres and whatnot is more interesting to her.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54416
>>54415
Great. Just have her communicate everything to someone who would bother pursuing
9hwZT
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No.54417
54420
[1d20 = 18]
>>54413
??
>>54412
I kinda want to give shabby an automatic hit for that. Let's see.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54418
54419 54422
Oh, Tracy takes a bag of onions to the face. >_<
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54419
>>54418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f49ELvryhao
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54420
54421 54423
>>54417
>layers to the face
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54421
54423 54424
>>54420
Layers upon layers of pain
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54422
>>54418
[layered pony noises]
Tracy makes an "Ooof!" noise as the bag of layers smacks her where it hurts.
9hwZT
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No.54423
54424 54426
[1d6 = 1]
[2d8 = 12]
>>54420
>>54421
>GM glances up from his books, determining the damage for Layers as an improvised Heavy Flail, and sees this
>2 minutes later he stops laughing
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54424
>>54423
>>54421
Ouch.
9hwZT
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No.54425
[1d20 = 16]
And Tracy is whonked for a total of 18 layers of damage in the face. Alright, first round, the ogre is doing a full round attack with the layers, so 3 attacks. Just kidding, its only one attack.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54426
54428 54429
>>54423
Is it bad I'm still chuckling at my own stupid joke?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54427
54429
I'm pretty sure Tracy's AC is 21 or more, so I think that was a miss.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54428
54434
>>54426
Not as bad as me looking up more roblox death noise memes... am I a lost cause?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54429
54431 54432
>>54426
No, it's hilarious
>>54427
Tracy narrowly avoids the bag of layers and readies herself Dodge Shabby.
She draws a dagger from her quiver
Rolling to sunder bag of high-quality, organic, locally-grown layers.
She can't use that stance yet, can she?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54430
54433
And so it came to pass we wuz Mormons n sheeit that Tracy was beaten upside the face with a bag full of layers. And the dice saw that it was good.
wRUJL
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No.54431
[1d20 = 12]
>>54429
forgot to roll
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54432
54434 54435
>>54429
That lands. The bag tears open, spilling layers all over the ground. The ogre looks at the shrivelled bag and creams in rage.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54433
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>>54430
Praise be
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54434
54436
>>54428
Nah, at least you don't watch Behind the Meme
>>54432
>creams
I don't think that's what you meant
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54435
54436
>>54432
Tracy shrugs at the sound.
"You shouldn't be playing with your food, big guy."
9hwZT
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No.54436
54439
[1d20 = 13]
>>54434
kek, no
>>54435
He's swinging an oversized fist
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54437
54438
... and misses. Tracy still has dagger in hand, and its her move.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54438
54439
>>54437
Cut up his precious onions.
His relations through layers will make him cry even more
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54439
54441 54442
burn, baby, burn.jpg
>>54436
Tracy flips on her Eyes of Doom on and uses their effect to casts Doom (DC 11) and she herself casts Cause Fear, on the ogre who is seemingly ignorant of the nutritious qualities of onions.
>>54438
*cuts an onion*
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54440
54443
>Still can't get over all the missed opportunities earlier