So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
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[1d20 = 5]>>43936"I don't understand the question," she says after a moment. "What
is fun, except being with friends?" she downs the whiskey like a shooter.
>>43942"Oh, do stick around. Thez pulls a gem-embossed microphone from nowhere, and with a wooOOOOOOOOO! she sets the volume and input levels so they're not atrocious.
>>43943That was her "take the shot" roll. Aldebran whiskey - even hybrid - is no joke.
>>43943"What did you do with my cod piece?"
>>43947"Did you steal part of my armor?"
>>43948"Flashy! Your family jewels are dangling out for all to see! Did you really walk through town like that?"
>>43945"It is,"
>>43948Pretty sure its lost at this point
>>43942F is for friends who do stuff together...
>>43949"I still have the pimp suit of armor. And the panties of strength or whatever they are called"
*looks down*
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>>43953>Girdle of Giant's StrengthPretty sure that ended up w/ Infernius
>>43954>a weekThat's forever though
>>43955Isn't it a separate device she gave him right before they went to the death city?
>>43956>forever thoughNot if you remember each day.
Tracy is wearing her belt; it's just not properly enchanted yet.
>>43957I thought you said she had nothing in that category?
>>43958Nothing magical. She still has to enchant the belt.
>>43959... When she has time for it...
>>43956There's technically three parts. There's the +5 Giant's Girdle, to ensure that the 'user' has sufficient strength. There's the Regeneration item, ensuring the character doesn't die from the actual activation and use of the arms, and then there's the arms themselves.
>>43961I know what was given to Infernius, I keep up with his items as well. I'm talking about the +4 girdle handed to Trumpaladin before they went to the court city, that was taken back as they left, and that I assumed was given back to Trumpaladin after Tracy and Trumpaladin came back from their hunting trip
>+4
My bad, its a cross-engine item. I was under the impression that was left with Torcuil, who relinquished them to Thez
>>43950"What are we gonna sing?"
>>43962Wasn't that the same one Thez was wearing?
>>43964Thez takes a 0 level in Sorcerer, meaning she's fixed for her next level (if she ever gets one) but she can cast motherfucking Dancing Lights.
https://youtu.be/6YgAw1G-4zYYou asked
>>43965Yes, the moment she gave it to him, she took it off herself
>>43963So... Then what?
>>43967So, that was her belt, the one she gave to Infernius.
Just make another belt, m8. Tracy would help him.
>>43967Well, as an antiquated item it came from previous campaigns. As a current item it enables the use of the Abyssal Arms (min str 20).
>>43969So it was taken back and he no longer has it?
I would really hate for Infernius to have been wearing the arms without the girdle. He might survive tho.
>>43970Trumpaladin no longer has use of it?
Did we gain enough XP in that last fight to make a lvl 4 Abjuration permanent without going back a level? Other lvl 4 spells seem to take about 2000 XP.
>>43974Well, Infernius will get eaten if he takes it of..
>>43975Thez handed hers to him before they went to the court city when he requested it as one of his items.
>>43975He asked for something to improve strength before going to the Court City. Thez removed from her person an item described as a girdle which gave +4 strength. Trumpaladin wore it, then in the Court City, Thez did a pair of stunning fist attacks against him taking sugoito and the belt saying he could have them back later. I asked about both items repeatedly in the time since then. I believe there was an interaction where both were retrieved by Trumpaladin. I was under the impression that the +5 belt or girdle Thez have to Infernius was an entirely seperate item
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>>43978e_e
This post makes me want to take exception. I won't demand its immediate expulsion, yet, but dood.
>>43986"So who's this Infernuis to you?"
Tracy leaves the room to go feed her birds.
Trumpaladin leaves the room
Torc teleports to the ship
>>43989Thez' shoulders slump. "That depends on the metric." she says, filling a dixie-cup from a nearby cooler,
>>43995"Desu, neither do I. I will say tho, for the moment we're not attacking one another"
Uhm, can I ask Anonfilly's name?
>>43997"He doesn't love you,you know. Nazis can't love."
After feeding her birds and putting them to bed, Tracy leaves to the holodeck to practice her Mobility.
So, how can I make this situation work. Its evident - beyond gamey dice-rolls - that there are differing parties. How do I make it work for both?
The last mention I see of it is
>>34504 →. I ask again about it later but no response
>>44007I'm not sure what you mean.
>>44013Its rly not bad, I just make bitches scared of 1s and 20s.
okay, so in
>>33615 → it's revered to as the Girdle of Giant strength
>>44015I never know the answer to that question. Its better that question was not answered.
>>44017I can handle bad news I'm a big filly.
>>44019I have no idea. This is all news to me
>>44018"Fine then, there IS no permanent world. What 'seem' permanent is a matter of individual consistency coupled with mass intent. Its quite absurd, I assure you."
>>44021How many belts or girdles did Thez have?
>>44023She could've only worn one.
>>440251 girdle (a weight belt essentially)
and
1 Twined leather belt. Mostly blackened suede with gold trim. No can has
"So seriously, who's here with genuine curiosity?"
>>44024The belt makes a massive difference. It's fully 23% of his damage capability, and without it he has litterally half the damage ability of Infernius and is Fae's equal. I am obsessed with numbers. There is a reason I kept mentioning it again and again and again three weeks ago and I'm not going to stop asking about it now that it is uncertain until I have a yes or no
*drags out Cloud-Giant's pelvis and gets to work on carving Trumpaladin's belt buckle*
>>44028Just make another one. If you collaborated with Tracy and Infernius, it could get done faster (I think).
>>44027These sees Tracy in the hallway dragging a massive pelvis.
>>4403116 days crafting time that would have to be completely devoted to it. Completely devoted to it.
>>440358 hours a day, and it wouldn't be that far fetched to get it done faster if several party members pitched in.
Muh pelvis meme-ingredient
>army of skeletons attacks
>"~Yay! We'll never run out of bones again!"
I love bone aesthetics
>*Doot doot*
>>44028Did she have anything to say? Tracy is in the hallway passing by.
If Trumpaladin does not have a +4 belt, then Thez owes him one per principle of estoppel
>>44041Chill. We'll make him another one out of Santa's pelvis. It'll look great.