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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
1286 replies and 133 files omitted.
V3o0K
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No.43940
43942 43943
[1d20 = 5]
>>43936
"I don't understand the question," she says after a moment. "What is fun, except being with friends?" she downs the whiskey like a shooter.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43941
>coughing once or twice
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43942
43944 43951
>>43940
"Friends?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43943
43944 43946
>>43940
>dat roll
kek
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43944
43945
>>43942
"Oh, do stick around. Thez pulls a gem-embossed microphone from nowhere, and with a wooOOOOOOOOO! she sets the volume and input levels so they're not atrocious.
>>43943
That was her "take the shot" roll. Aldebran whiskey - even hybrid - is no joke.
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43945
43950
>>43944
"Is that a microphone?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43946
43947
>>43943
"What did you do with my cod piece?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43947
43948
>>43946
"What's a cod-piece?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43948
43949 43950
>>43947
"Did you steal part of my armor?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43949
43953
>>43948
"Flashy! Your family jewels are dangling out for all to see! Did you really walk through town like that?"
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43950
43952 43964
>>43945
"It is,"
>>43948
Pretty sure its lost at this point
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43951
>>43942
F is for friends who do stuff together...
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43952
>>43950
She stole it. It's in her bag, but she's not about to give it back.
H9FhC
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No.43953
43954 43955
>>43949
"I still have the pimp suit of armor. And the panties of strength or whatever they are called"

*looks down*
\r
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43954
43956
>>43953
>panties
You know you could've made your own belt in just over a week, right?
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43955
43956
>>43953
>Girdle of Giant's Strength
Pretty sure that ended up w/ Infernius

Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43956
43957 43961
>>43954
>a week
That's forever though

>>43955
Isn't it a separate device she gave him right before they went to the death city?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43957
43958
>>43956
>forever though
Not if you remember each day.
Tracy is wearing her belt; it's just not properly enchanted yet.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43958
43959
>>43957
I thought you said she had nothing in that category?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43959
43960
>>43958
Nothing magical. She still has to enchant the belt.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43960
>>43959
... When she has time for it...
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43961
43962
>>43956
There's technically three parts. There's the +5 Giant's Girdle, to ensure that the 'user' has sufficient strength. There's the Regeneration item, ensuring the character doesn't die from the actual activation and use of the arms, and then there's the arms themselves.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43962
43965
>>43961
I know what was given to Infernius, I keep up with his items as well. I'm talking about the +4 girdle handed to Trumpaladin before they went to the court city, that was taken back as they left, and that I assumed was given back to Trumpaladin after Tracy and Trumpaladin came back from their hunting trip
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43963
43967
>+4
My bad, its a cross-engine item. I was under the impression that was left with Torcuil, who relinquished them to Thez
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43964
43966
>>43950
"What are we gonna sing?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43965
43967
>>43962
Wasn't that the same one Thez was wearing?
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43966
43968
>>43964
Thez takes a 0 level in Sorcerer, meaning she's fixed for her next level (if she ever gets one) but she can cast motherfucking Dancing Lights.
https://youtu.be/6YgAw1G-4zY
You asked
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43967
43969 43970
>>43965
Yes, the moment she gave it to him, she took it off herself

>>43963
So... Then what?
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43968
>>43966
Sings along
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43969
43971
>>43967
So, that was her belt, the one she gave to Infernius.
Just make another belt, m8. Tracy would help him.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43970
43974
>>43967
Well, as an antiquated item it came from previous campaigns. As a current item it enables the use of the Abyssal Arms (min str 20).
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43971
43972
>>43969
So it was taken back and he no longer has it?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43972
>>43971
As I've gathered.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43973
I would really hate for Infernius to have been wearing the arms without the girdle. He might survive tho.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43974
43975 43976
>>43970
Trumpaladin no longer has use of it?
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43975
43977 43978 43979
>>43974
He had it?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43976
Did we gain enough XP in that last fight to make a lvl 4 Abjuration permanent without going back a level? Other lvl 4 spells seem to take about 2000 XP.
>>43974
Well, Infernius will get eaten if he takes it of..
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43977
>>43975
Thez handed hers to him before they went to the court city when he requested it as one of his items.


Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43978
43980 43981 43982
>>43975
"Lets sing my song!"
https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs
H9FhC
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No.43979
43987
>>43975
He asked for something to improve strength before going to the Court City. Thez removed from her person an item described as a girdle which gave +4 strength. Trumpaladin wore it, then in the Court City, Thez did a pair of stunning fist attacks against him taking sugoito and the belt saying he could have them back later. I asked about both items repeatedly in the time since then. I believe there was an interaction where both were retrieved by Trumpaladin. I was under the impression that the +5 belt or girdle Thez have to Infernius was an entirely seperate item
\r
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43980
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>>43978
"..........."
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43981
43985
>>43978
e_e
This post makes me want to take exception. I won't demand its immediate expulsion, yet, but dood.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43982
43984
>>43978
*hums song*
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43984
>>43982
>>43983
e_6
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43985
43986 43988
>>43981
Anonfilly is communist.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43986
43987 43989
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>>43985
~_~
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43987
>>43986
So >>43979
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43988
>>43985
No
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43989
43994
>>43986
"So who's this Infernuis to you?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43990
Tracy leaves the room to go feed her birds.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43991
Trumpaladin leaves the room
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43993
Torc teleports to the ship
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43994
43995
>>43989
Thez' shoulders slump. "That depends on the metric." she says, filling a dixie-cup from a nearby cooler,
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43995
43997
>>43994
"I Don't understand."
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43997
43999 44446
>>43995
"Desu, neither do I. I will say tho, for the moment we're not attacking one another"
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43998
44000
Uhm, can I ask Anonfilly's name?
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43999
44001
>>43997
"He doesn't love you,you know. Nazis can't love."
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44000
44003
>>43998
Twinkle Dirtblossom.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44001
>>43999
"Nice digits"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44002
After feeding her birds and putting them to bed, Tracy leaves to the holodeck to practice her Mobility.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44003
>>44000
Cute. Roll a d20
LAy0j
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No.44004
44005
[1d20 = 1]

Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44005
44006
>>44004
>hurts
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44006
44009
>>44005
Is that bad?
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44007
44011
So, how can I make this situation work. Its evident - beyond gamey dice-rolls - that there are differing parties. How do I make it work for both?
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44008
The last mention I see of it is >>34504 →. I ask again about it later but no response
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44009
44010 44012
>>44006
A 1? Yes, yes thats bad.

Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44010
>>44009
What was that for?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44011
44012
>>44007
I'm not sure what you mean.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44012
44013
>>44011
SLEEEP
>>44009
Its bad

Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44013
44014
>>44012
How bad?
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44014
44015
>>44013
Its rly not bad, I just make bitches scared of 1s and 20s.
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44015
44017
>>44014
Ok so what happens?
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44016
44019
okay, so in >>33615 → it's revered to as the Girdle of Giant strength
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44017
44018
>>44015
I never know the answer to that question. Its better that question was not answered.
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44018
44021
>>44017
I can handle bad news I'm a big filly.
Anonymous
5CQOG
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No.44019
44020
>>44016
In retrospect, that comment was also typed in context that Infernius's faggot might've never come back..
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44020
>>44019
I have no idea. This is all news to me
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44021
44022 44023
>>44018
"Fine then, there IS no permanent world. What 'seem' permanent is a matter of individual consistency coupled with mass intent. Its quite absurd, I assure you."
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44022
>>44021
There is no spoon.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44023
44024
>>44021
How many belts or girdles did Thez have?
Anonymous
5CQOG
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No.44024
44025 44028
>>44023
She could've only worn one.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44025
44026
>>44024
That's not what I asked
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44026
>>44025
1 girdle (a weight belt essentially)
and
1 Twined leather belt. Mostly blackened suede with gold trim. No can has
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44027
44029 44031
"So seriously, who's here with genuine curiosity?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44028
44030 44031 44039
>>44024
The belt makes a massive difference. It's fully 23% of his damage capability, and without it he has litterally half the damage ability of Infernius and is Fae's equal. I am obsessed with numbers. There is a reason I kept mentioning it again and again and again three weeks ago and I'm not going to stop asking about it now that it is uncertain until I have a yes or no
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44029
>>44027
I am
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.44030
44034
>>44028
Maybe
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44031
44033 44035 44067
*drags out Cloud-Giant's pelvis and gets to work on carving Trumpaladin's belt buckle*
>>44028
Just make another one. If you collaborated with Tracy and Infernius, it could get done faster (I think).
>>44027
These sees Tracy in the hallway dragging a massive pelvis.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44032
Thez sees*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44033
>>44031
It helps if I use an actual giant's pelvis to carve the giant buckle, right?
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.44034
44067
>>44030
Can i make me wish now?
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44035
44037
>>44031
16 days crafting time that would have to be completely devoted to it. Completely devoted to it.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44037
>>44035
8 hours a day, and it wouldn't be that far fetched to get it done faster if several party members pitched in.

Muh pelvis meme-ingredient
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44038
>army of skeletons attacks
>"~Yay! We'll never run out of bones again!"
I love bone aesthetics

>*Doot doot*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44039
>>44028
Did she have anything to say? Tracy is in the hallway passing by.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44041
44042
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If Trumpaladin does not have a +4 belt, then Thez owes him one per principle of estoppel
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44042
44043
>>44041
Chill. We'll make him another one out of Santa's pelvis. It'll look great.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44043
44046 44049
>>44042
Not chill. Not chill.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44045
>>>/test/