So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>>44809
"If you want to be a racist, be consistent. And if you don't want to, that's just fine as well. But don't attack people when they point this out"
"If you want to be a racist, be consistent. And if you don't want to, that's just fine as well. But don't attack people when they point this out"
>>44812
"If you want to have friends then you need to calm the fuck down. Do you like to be attacked?"
"If you want to have friends then you need to calm the fuck down. Do you like to be attacked?"
>>44815
"no. And me sorry for swinging. But you hurt Infernuis feelings. Me no that no reason to attack. Here's 3 grenades as apology."
"no. And me sorry for swinging. But you hurt Infernuis feelings. Me no that no reason to attack. Here's 3 grenades as apology."
>>44817
*sadly*
"You know I don't have your ebin arms or strength. Or your six gorrlion hp. My allies aren't that loyal, and even my sword won't side with me. It's not an even fight. So I'm vulnerable to you in a way I'm not to others..."
Looking away, and mutters silently
"I only have one set of dark powers to counter"
"So that's why it really hurts"
>>44820
"I... I value you too. Let's conquer this thing together"
\r
*sadly*
"You know I don't have your ebin arms or strength. Or your six gorrlion hp. My allies aren't that loyal, and even my sword won't side with me. It's not an even fight. So I'm vulnerable to you in a way I'm not to others..."
Looking away, and mutters silently
"I only have one set of dark powers to counter"
"So that's why it really hurts"
>>44820
"I... I value you too. Let's conquer this thing together"
\r
>>44829
"I won't I'm sure, though I really want to sometimes...
I don't think your waifu is really into the whole white-race-reaching-the-stars thing yet. Should we teach her sometime of the idea of collective glory?"
"I won't I'm sure, though I really want to sometimes...
I don't think your waifu is really into the whole white-race-reaching-the-stars thing yet. Should we teach her sometime of the idea of collective glory?"
>>44831
"Are you repulsed by the idea of being a part of something greater than the self? Something that outlives the self? Of beauty, splendor, and awe? Of creating that sense of awe in others?"
"Are you repulsed by the idea of being a part of something greater than the self? Something that outlives the self? Of beauty, splendor, and awe? Of creating that sense of awe in others?"
>>44834
"Why do you not like me? Don't think I didn't notice that subtle knock at me when spoke of "prominent individuals" earlier. And don't think I haven't noticed that I've received the least equipment"
"Why do you not like me? Don't think I didn't notice that subtle knock at me when spoke of "prominent individuals" earlier. And don't think I haven't noticed that I've received the least equipment"
>>44842
"Its not offense,... its,... hope." She says sheepishly. "I'd rather you,... not know,... why."
"Its not offense,... its,... hope." She says sheepishly. "I'd rather you,... not know,... why."
>>44843
"I just don't like to be detested is all. It worst when you don't know the reason why. But even when you know exactly why... It's still not pleasant"
"I just don't like to be detested is all. It worst when you don't know the reason why. But even when you know exactly why... It's still not pleasant"
>>44847
"Yes,... but,... there are some things better left unsaid."
And with that, she >boops Infernius on the nose
passing out cuz 2:30+a
"Yes,... but,... there are some things better left unsaid."
And with that, she >boops Infernius on the nose
passing out cuz 2:30+a
What classes would the mane six be if they were in game?
I think:
>Twilight: Wizard
>Pinkie: Bard
>Rainbow Dash: fighter
>Fluttershy: druid
>Raity: Not sure.. I wanna say arcana archer, but she not elf
>Applejack: Cancer Mage
I think:
>Twilight: Wizard
>Pinkie: Bard
>Rainbow Dash: fighter
>Fluttershy: druid
>Raity: Not sure.. I wanna say arcana archer, but she not elf
>Applejack: Cancer Mage
>>44854
Dash is all about being the best at everything: she'd go for those Fighter bonus feats.
Also, she's too bold and impatient to be a Rogue. It'd take all her willpower to resist making a sonic rainboom before a sneak attack.
Dash is all about being the best at everything: she'd go for those Fighter bonus feats.
Also, she's too bold and impatient to be a Rogue. It'd take all her willpower to resist making a sonic rainboom before a sneak attack.
>>44855
Then again, she could probably make for a pretty awesome Rogue too (I just remembered S6 e17). I feel like she'd prefer being on the front lines though, with all the glory.
All in all, Dash would make sure she's 20% cooler than everyone at everything.
Then again, she could probably make for a pretty awesome Rogue too (I just remembered S6 e17). I feel like she'd prefer being on the front lines though, with all the glory.
All in all, Dash would make sure she's 20% cooler than everyone at everything.
Hey, can Tracy pull a korak and make sneak attacks bye flinging kunai from under her robe?
Tracy makes sure all her edges are keened before the crawl.
Tracy makes sure all her edges are keened before the crawl.
>>44859
Tracy gives him a hand and grapples herself, because those rolls sucked balls.
*lowers self onto penis*
Tracy gives him a hand and grapples herself, because those rolls sucked balls.
*lowers self onto penis*
>>44866
>Tracy's now in a position she can't respond properly to attacks. She looses her dexterity bonus to AC
Tracy has Improved Uncanny Dodge. She retains her dexterity bonus when flat-footed, and cannot be flanked.
However, she does not resist.
>Tracy's now in a position she can't respond properly to attacks. She looses her dexterity bonus to AC
Tracy has Improved Uncanny Dodge. She retains her dexterity bonus when flat-footed, and cannot be flanked.
However, she does not resist.
>>44873
*hugs adorable little pony, and humps until he finishes in her*
*rubs pony belly again afterwards
*hugs adorable little pony, and humps until he finishes in her*
*rubs pony belly again afterwards
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>tfw you take the time to study your character's abilities in combat and realize you can do a lot more cooler shit than you thought at better optimization
I just realized That Tracy hasn't been making any Trample attacks while mounted. With YUGE size-class and 31 Str, she can push-over and crush almost anything underhoof that doesn't opt to get out of her way, not to mention that extra Flaming hoof attack she'd get after knocking her opponent prone.
She's be better off to just charge and overrun low-level grunts when facing a large army, instead of slowly cleaving through them, so I'll do that from now on and let Trumpaladin do the sword-swinging.
If her rider had mounted combat, he could negate any virtually attack of opportunity made at her by enemies desperately trying to defend themselves (they can't avoid her because shoes gib Trample feat), since they get a -4 modifier on their Attack of Opportunity. Not to mention that she can lower their save DCs with Intimidate and Doom.
>Cauchemar: old French for "Spirit that Tramples"
I just realized That Tracy hasn't been making any Trample attacks while mounted. With YUGE size-class and 31 Str, she can push-over and crush almost anything underhoof that doesn't opt to get out of her way, not to mention that extra Flaming hoof attack she'd get after knocking her opponent prone.
She's be better off to just charge and overrun low-level grunts when facing a large army, instead of slowly cleaving through them, so I'll do that from now on and let Trumpaladin do the sword-swinging.
If her rider had mounted combat, he could negate any virtually attack of opportunity made at her by enemies desperately trying to defend themselves (they can't avoid her because shoes gib Trample feat), since they get a -4 modifier on their Attack of Opportunity. Not to mention that she can lower their save DCs with Intimidate and Doom.
>Cauchemar: old French for "Spirit that Tramples"
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>>44885
I think you're overrating Mounted Combat. Mounted Combat is essentially an alternate way of calculating a mount's AC. Trachemar already has a very high +16 natural armor that comes with the Cauchemar template. If we assume Trumpaladin has 10 ranks in ride, and the shoes give 10, then he'd need to roll a 6 to even equal her AC, and a 7 to provide even a +1 benefit. You may as well armor her. There is no reason to charge into battle on a naked mount when armor is so sexy.
>>44889
I saw it. I was not pleased
I think you're overrating Mounted Combat. Mounted Combat is essentially an alternate way of calculating a mount's AC. Trachemar already has a very high +16 natural armor that comes with the Cauchemar template. If we assume Trumpaladin has 10 ranks in ride, and the shoes give 10, then he'd need to roll a 6 to even equal her AC, and a 7 to provide even a +1 benefit. You may as well armor her. There is no reason to charge into battle on a naked mount when armor is so sexy.
>>44889
I saw it. I was not pleased
>>44890
>You may as well armor her
I'd put some chain shirt or plate on her for cavalry charges. She'd also look sexy in a nice painted decorative mantle/cloak too though (pic semi-related). What design were you thinking of? She needs a cool helmet to go with it too.
>overrating mounted combat
I know she doesn't need the AC, but I was thinking more for attacks from spells that that would otherwise hinder her movements, because I hate having to slow down (or get fugged by a death spell or other lethal attack) while charging like a speeding bullet. It's not that important though, I was just drooling over her combat prowness.
>You may as well armor her
I'd put some chain shirt or plate on her for cavalry charges. She'd also look sexy in a nice painted decorative mantle/cloak too though (pic semi-related). What design were you thinking of? She needs a cool helmet to go with it too.
>overrating mounted combat
I know she doesn't need the AC, but I was thinking more for attacks from spells that that would otherwise hinder her movements, because I hate having to slow down (or get fugged by a death spell or other lethal attack) while charging like a speeding bullet. It's not that important though, I was just drooling over her combat prowness.
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>>44890
Were you thinking of putting some armor or a mantle on Fae too? heard you mention mithril breastplate, but I think it'd really just cover-up her naturally-shiny brass scales. She'd look ebin with a partially-covered, white mantle though.
If Tracy got a decorative helm or armor though, it should leave some space around her mane for the flames to flow through, because that natural illumination is stylish asf.
Were you thinking of putting some armor or a mantle on Fae too? heard you mention mithril breastplate, but I think it'd really just cover-up her naturally-shiny brass scales. She'd look ebin with a partially-covered, white mantle though.
If Tracy got a decorative helm or armor though, it should leave some space around her mane for the flames to flow through, because that natural illumination is stylish asf.
>>44891
I've looked into this. The heaviest armor Trachemar could have that does not encumber her or slow her down, is Mythril breast plate - which is the heaviest medium armor, but is a light armor when made out of mythril. That would give her +5 AC before enchantments but at only -1 armor check penalty.
It's an incredibly sexy way to armor her too. Imagine something along the lines of Nightmare moon's armor, but with the neck armor being separate from the chanfron, there being a full set of plate covering her chest, and the whole set having the beautiful silvery polished-titanium look of mythril. Obviously I'd cover her in a beautiful Templar Knights caparison as well, but I don't know if you'd want that.
>Mounted combat against spells
How does this work?
>>44892
>Armoring Fae
Oh absolutely. Armoring Fae is where I first got the ideas from, but then I realized that there was no reason not to do the same to Tracy
>White mantle on Fae
I'd love to decorate her like the OC pony Priestess Padlock in pics related. Padlock is absolutely adorable in her religious zealotry and her desire to purge the heretics, even if her vow of celibacy is frustrating. I think of Fae as somewhat similar, although with a more "stuck up" attitude than Priest Padlock. To give Fae such a caparison, and especially if it were something functional like a robe of resistance, would be great
>Space in Chanfron to allow flames
Done. I could probably find more pics of what I had in mind
>>44893
>Lawful nuetral ranger
Yeah, I can see that
I've looked into this. The heaviest armor Trachemar could have that does not encumber her or slow her down, is Mythril breast plate - which is the heaviest medium armor, but is a light armor when made out of mythril. That would give her +5 AC before enchantments but at only -1 armor check penalty.
It's an incredibly sexy way to armor her too. Imagine something along the lines of Nightmare moon's armor, but with the neck armor being separate from the chanfron, there being a full set of plate covering her chest, and the whole set having the beautiful silvery polished-titanium look of mythril. Obviously I'd cover her in a beautiful Templar Knights caparison as well, but I don't know if you'd want that.
>Mounted combat against spells
How does this work?
>>44892
>Armoring Fae
Oh absolutely. Armoring Fae is where I first got the ideas from, but then I realized that there was no reason not to do the same to Tracy
>White mantle on Fae
I'd love to decorate her like the OC pony Priestess Padlock in pics related. Padlock is absolutely adorable in her religious zealotry and her desire to purge the heretics, even if her vow of celibacy is frustrating. I think of Fae as somewhat similar, although with a more "stuck up" attitude than Priest Padlock. To give Fae such a caparison, and especially if it were something functional like a robe of resistance, would be great
>Space in Chanfron to allow flames
Done. I could probably find more pics of what I had in mind
>>44893
>Lawful nuetral ranger
Yeah, I can see that
>>44894
Yeah, that's the look. If she's a priestess, then white robes are the way to go.
>stuck up
I don't really see that. She just seems professional.
>Mythril breast plate
That stuff's expensive, m8. And time consuming.
It'd look ebin though.
>How does this work?
The feat description says "when your mount is hit in combat, you may attempt a Ride check (as a reaction) to negate the hit." It probably doesn't just backhand targeted spells (not sure what a "hit" means), but it should at least be able to negate touch-range attacks.
For Fighters, it's necessary, because non-paladins are fugged if their mounts get shot even once in battle.
The real benefit to it is that it's also a prereq for Mounted Archery, and all of the other riding feats. I just thought that Trumpaladin could train for it while he's training Fae or Tracy in the holodeck.
Yeah, that's the look. If she's a priestess, then white robes are the way to go.
>stuck up
I don't really see that. She just seems professional.
>Mythril breast plate
That stuff's expensive, m8. And time consuming.
It'd look ebin though.
>How does this work?
The feat description says "when your mount is hit in combat, you may attempt a Ride check (as a reaction) to negate the hit." It probably doesn't just backhand targeted spells (not sure what a "hit" means), but it should at least be able to negate touch-range attacks.
For Fighters, it's necessary, because non-paladins are fugged if their mounts get shot even once in battle.
The real benefit to it is that it's also a prereq for Mounted Archery, and all of the other riding feats. I just thought that Trumpaladin could train for it while he's training Fae or Tracy in the holodeck.
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