So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>>43839"Uhh, nice. But why? And wheres your husband?"
>>43837Tracy cocks an eyebrow, unimpressed.
"... And..?"
>>43841You really think a guy who spent so much time thieving waifus would never have devoted time to the language his waifus speak?
>>43839Wow whats that do? It's cool
>>43844I like playing. We should play sometime.
>>43846She pulls the monocle off her face and starts spinning it lackadaisically. "Ordinarily it just shows the time."
As she says this, a dapper skeleton in a tux enters the room.
>doots in butler"There he is!" she <whooof> is next to him and starts adorning him with the pocket watch and monocle.
>>43839*clip-clop*
Tracy claps her hooves together and Mr. Bones steps out of the shadows right behind Thez.
*doot* >>43851"D'aww, I can't resist a cute filly"
>>43847"Well, there's no point if you want it, now is there?"
>>43850"Now then, isn't that better. Master Bones, please bring our Griffon friend some of the experimental whiskey." Thez says.
>>43854"GRIFFON!?"
Mr. Snek falls of Torc at the sudden shock
>>43854"There's a griffon here?!?!"
>>43858It'd of failed>>43857Bones doots and then shuffles off toward the mess area.
>>43859"Clearly,"
>>43857"It must be my mistake."
>>43857"It's okay, if there were a griffon here I wouldn't let it hurt you"
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[1d20 = 13]>>43855Torc realizes the griffon must be disguised
Detect magic check
>>43864*poses heroically*
"Not all Griffins are bad, but if a malevolent one comes near, he shall not harm you"
>>43865Oh
"Eh, I'm not dealing with this bullshit tonight. I'm playing with my snek." Torc goes to play fetch with Mr. Snek
>>43863There's nothing to spot, In context you'd be looking for a clue or an incompleteness to the affect. Alter Self is a complete metamorphosis. There is no evidence to suggest that what is apparent is not true. Bones walks in and offers a greenish beverage to Anonfilly.
>>43867"Can i pet your snake?"
>>43866"You are so cool, my kgb handler would love you. She love American men."
>>43868"Oh no thank you im not old enough to drink."
>>43869"D'aww, what was she like?"
>>43868Interesting. From the spell description I thought it only granted a +10 competence bonus. I didn't realize it was uncheckable.
I'll keep that in mind for the future then, since Tracy get's that on her Assassin Spell list, I thought it was only useful for slipping through things and flying.
>>43869"I have a super cool cat. Like a dire lion, but dander free"
>>43870"My mistake, I thought you looked older. Please don't hesitate if you have any questions." Thez says with a wink, snatching the drink. "Cheers!" she takes the drink.
>>43871"Well her code name was mummy."
>>43868>is a complete metamorphosis>completeSo anon filly is a real girl now?
>>43875"Aww. Do you miss your mummy? Where we were you deployed?"
>>43878"I'm sorry, where is Mostuar?
>>43872Literally it does, but I'm taking license on this one. The only individuals who know that Filly is a griffon is Thez and Bones. Thez is intrigued, and bones
>doot... well he's Bones
>>43876Unless anon lacks enough of an idea of physiology to dictate the specific body, which any fan of anonfilly certainly would,....
>>43879"You know like Moscow but minotaur instead of cow."
>>43881... Can Tracy use it that way?
>>43883*giggles a bit*
>>43882"Oh neat! We have a Minotaur in our party. He's from 'Germaneigh' or something like that. He's like a Nazi"
>>43885"Fuck all Nazis, they are all evil. They killed six million Jews."
>>43884"D'aww, I love you fluffy blue poner"
>>43886"R-really? He omitted that part when he talked about nazism"
>>43889"I bet he's literal Hoofler."
>>43890"I met Hoofler once. She wasn't nearly as dumb as that Bull."
>>43890"Oh no, he's a red Minotaur. So are you from Mostar?"
>>43891*kisses pony*
>>43893"No i was born in equestria but i liberated from there by my aunt starlight."
>>43895I don't understand. Why isn't he allowed to be offended at the concept of a female leader?
>>43896"D'aww. You must miss her. I'm sorry that you're away from them now"
>>43899"No. I have enough difficulty restraining
this one"
>>43898>>43895Like is it supposed to be a test to see if anon filly corrects her for an error? Trumpaladin doesn't know anything about hoofler
>>43894She's referring to Aryanne.
She mentioned her in that dialogue with Infernius.
>>43900"Who was it that walked on the ceiling?"
"i know you and tracy are married but can she and i fug?"
>>43904Now can Torc kill the Griffon?
>>43904"With regards to your question about who walked on the ceiling, I am not sure I know what you are referring to, but my guess would be Thez. She's kind of scary, so I stay away from her"
>>43906I don't know about any griffons but keep this bitch away from my waifu
>>43907Idfk, you're the one who mentioned a griffon
>throws ball to snek>snek shoots it"Good snek
>>43910>>43908"Daddy trump can you help me rape torc?"
>>43911"NOPE"
Torc grabs Snek and teleports to the ship again
>>43911"I'm... Not sure how to respond to that"
>>43913Bout ready to meme this fucker to death
>>43914*is genuinely offended*
"I'm no prude! I just want to be nicer to Torcuil since that time I fucked his sort of girlfriend and had him mauled to death"
>>43916"Keep that up blue pony and
you will be raped"
>>43917">Not wanting to cum in the filly."
"Where is that skeleton with the whiskey?"
>>43918>raped"You can't >rape the willing, Flashy."
>>43904"Whoever said I left?" Thez says from a small corner of the railing. Yes, she can hide in plain sight.
"I never said I didn't want to cum in the filly, I just don't want to help rape Torcuil"
>>43920"I'll get you when you're sleeping"
>>43921"Can i have some whiskey?"
>>43924"You're 19, little filly. Way too young."
>>43923>didn't say it cuz wants to be the filly>>43919"That's Bones. Tracy found him somewhere and took possession of him somehow. He's the butler now. Bones, another two drinks."
>dootBones wanders off again. He can't communicate or speak in any discernable way, but he can doot.
>>43923>sleeping"Oh, ~nooo..! I'm so ~afraaaid..!"
>>43928*is disturbed by what she might be implying*
"I guess you win this one..."
>>43928"You don't think I could ever overpower you, do you?"
>>43930"It's not just a question of power, ~Flashy. A real >rape requires 'circumstances'." She says smugly
>>43931Eyes narrow for a moment, she wanders over to Bones and claims a glass.
"I survive," she says taking a sip from the deep-green 'whiskey'.
>>43931Bones takes the remaining drink to Anonfilly, dooting sadly at Thez as he does so.
Torc walks back in
"Has anyone seen Infernius? I need to talk to him."
>>43933"But we died right? So what do you do for fun?"
>>43932"what do you mean? I thought all interactions between any two things were determined by power?"
[1d20 = 9]>>43935Thez chuckles, but maintains composure and says nothing (unless 5 or less)
>>43938"Okay, You obviously know where he is. Can you tell him I need his help next time you see him?"