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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
1286 replies and 130 files omitted.
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43840
43841
>>43833
"Well, we're not married yet"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43841
43845
>>43840
Psssst, Trump would have had no opportunity to learn pony, in spite of bonus languages
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43842
>>43839
"Wat"
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43843
>>43839
"Uhh, nice. But why? And wheres your husband?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43844
43847
1459557__safe_artist-colon-pantheracantus_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_jojo's bizarre adventure_monochrome_pony_traditional art.jpeg
>>43837
Tracy cocks an eyebrow, unimpressed.
"... And..?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43845
>>43841
You really think a guy who spent so much time thieving waifus would never have devoted time to the language his waifus speak?
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43846
43849
>>43839
Wow whats that do? It's cool

Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43847
43848 43853
>>43844
I like playing. We should play sometime.
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43848
43851
>>43847
*glares*
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43849
>>43846
She pulls the monocle off her face and starts spinning it lackadaisically. "Ordinarily it just shows the time."
As she says this, a dapper skeleton in a tux enters the room.
>doots in butler
"There he is!" she <whooof> is next to him and starts adorning him with the pocket watch and monocle.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43850
43854
86708e821c54d95b1431223c5fb1ec1e--top-hats-character-design.jpg
>>43839
*clip-clop*
Tracy claps her hooves together and Mr. Bones steps out of the shadows right behind Thez.
*doot*
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43851
43852
>>43848
*Cute face*
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43852
>>43851
"D'aww, I can't resist a cute filly"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43853
43856
>>43847
"Well, there's no point if you want it, now is there?"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43854
43855 43857 43858 43859
bones.jpg
>>43850
"Now then, isn't that better. Master Bones, please bring our Griffon friend some of the experimental whiskey." Thez says.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43855
43862
>>43854
"GRIFFON!?"
Mr. Snek falls of Torc at the sudden shock
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43856
>>43853
*glares*
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43857
43860 43861
>>43854
"There's a griffon here?!?!"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43858
43860
>>43854
>Griffon
There was a reason I didn't pull roll a spot check....
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43859
43860
>>43854
"She's a filly"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43860
43863
>>43858
It'd of failed
>>43857
Bones doots and then shuffles off toward the mess area.
>>43859
"Clearly,"
>>43857
"It must be my mistake."

H9FhC
?
No.43861
43864
>>43857
"It's okay, if there were a griffon here I wouldn't let it hurt you"
\r
sQZjW
?
No.43862
43865
[1d20 = 13]
>>43855
Torc realizes the griffon must be disguised
Detect magic check
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43863
43868
>>43860
It'd be a 20-30 DC, right?
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43864
43866
>>43861
"Please, they scare me."
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43865
43867
>>43862
Detect magic fails
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43866
43869
>>43864
*poses heroically*

"Not all Griffins are bad, but if a malevolent one comes near, he shall not harm you"
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43867
43869
>>43865
Oh
"Eh, I'm not dealing with this bullshit tonight. I'm playing with my snek." Torc goes to play fetch with Mr. Snek
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43868
43870 43872 43876
>>43863
There's nothing to spot, In context you'd be looking for a clue or an incompleteness to the affect. Alter Self is a complete metamorphosis. There is no evidence to suggest that what is apparent is not true. Bones walks in and offers a greenish beverage to Anonfilly.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43869
43871 43873
>>43867
"Can i pet your snake?"
>>43866
"You are so cool, my kgb handler would love you. She love American men."
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43870
43874
>>43868
"Oh no thank you im not old enough to drink."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43871
43875
>>43869
"D'aww, what was she like?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43872
43881 43883
>>43868
Interesting. From the spell description I thought it only granted a +10 competence bonus. I didn't realize it was uncheckable.
I'll keep that in mind for the future then, since Tracy get's that on her Assassin Spell list, I thought it was only useful for slipping through things and flying.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43873
>>43869
"I have a super cool cat. Like a dire lion, but dander free"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43874
>>43870
"My mistake, I thought you looked older. Please don't hesitate if you have any questions." Thez says with a wink, snatching the drink. "Cheers!" she takes the drink.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43875
43877
>>43871
"Well her code name was mummy."
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43876
43881
>>43868
>is a complete metamorphosis
>complete
So anon filly is a real girl now?
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43877
43878 43880
>>43875
"Aww. Do you miss your mummy? Where we were you deployed?"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43878
43879
>>43877
"Mostuar."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43879
43882
>>43878
"I'm sorry, where is Mostuar?
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43880
>>43877
"I miss her very much."
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43881
43884
>>43872
Literally it does, but I'm taking license on this one. The only individuals who know that Filly is a griffon is Thez and Bones. Thez is intrigued, and bones
>doot
... well he's Bones
>>43876
Unless anon lacks enough of an idea of physiology to dictate the specific body, which any fan of anonfilly certainly would,....
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43882
43885
>>43879
"You know like Moscow but minotaur instead of cow."
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43883
43884
>>43872
*hugs poner*
*swings her around more*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43884
43887 43888
>>43881
... Can Tracy use it that way?
>>43883
*giggles a bit*
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43885
43886
>>43882
"Oh neat! We have a Minotaur in our party. He's from 'Germaneigh' or something like that. He's like a Nazi"
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43886
43888 43889
>>43885
"Fuck all Nazis, they are all evil. They killed six million Jews."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43887
>>43884
"D'aww, I love you fluffy blue poner"
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43888
43891
>>43884
No, Tracy cannot
>>43886
If only
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43889
43890
>>43886
"R-really? He omitted that part when he talked about nazism"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43890
43892 43893
>>43889
"I bet he's literal Hoofler."
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43891
43893
>>43888
>Tracy cannot
Reeeee!
Okay...
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43892
43894
>>43890
"I met Hoofler once. She wasn't nearly as dumb as that Bull."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43893
43896
>>43890
"Oh no, he's a red Minotaur. So are you from Mostar?"

>>43891
*kisses pony*
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43894
43895 43902
>>43892
"She? She?"
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43895
43897 43901
>>43894
Dude, 6d chess. Relax
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43896
43897
>>43893
"No i was born in equestria but i liberated from there by my aunt starlight."
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43897
43898 43899
>>43895
I don't understand. Why isn't he allowed to be offended at the concept of a female leader?

>>43896
"D'aww. You must miss her. I'm sorry that you're away from them now"
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43898
43901
>>43897
As you will
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43899
43900 43903
>>43897
"Can i stab stuff?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43900
43904
>>43899
"No. I have enough difficulty restraining this one"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43901
>>43898
>>43895
Like is it supposed to be a test to see if anon filly corrects her for an error? Trumpaladin doesn't know anything about hoofler
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43902
700162__safe_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_armband_ball pit_blonde_computer_exploitable meme_female_game_hat_heart_internet_iwtcird_k.png
>>43894
She's referring to Aryanne.
She mentioned her in that dialogue with Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43903
43905
>>43899
"It's encouraged."
Anonymous
LAy0j
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No.43904
43905 43906 43908 43921
>>43900
"Who was it that walked on the ceiling?"
"i know you and tracy are married but can she and i fug?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43905
>>43903
>>43904
*death glares*
*to both of them*
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43906
43907 43909
>>43904
Now can Torc kill the Griffon?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43907
43910
>>43906
What Griffon?
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43908
43911
>>43904
"With regards to your question about who walked on the ceiling, I am not sure I know what you are referring to, but my guess would be Thez. She's kind of scary, so I stay away from her"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43909
>>43906
I don't know about any griffons but keep this bitch away from my waifu
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43910
43911
>>43907
Idfk, you're the one who mentioned a griffon
>throws ball to snek
>snek shoots it
"Good snek
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43911
43912 43913 43916
>>43910
>>43908
"Daddy trump can you help me rape torc?"
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43912
>>43911
"NOPE"
Torc grabs Snek and teleports to the ship again
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43913
43914 43915
>>43911
"I'm... Not sure how to respond to that"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43914
43917
>>43913
"You people are prudes."
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43915
>>43913
Bout ready to meme this fucker to death
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43916
43918 43922
>>43911
>needing help to >rape Torc
*scroffs at pleb*
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43917
43919 43922
>>43914
*is genuinely offended*
"I'm no prude! I just want to be nicer to Torcuil since that time I fucked his sort of girlfriend and had him mauled to death"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43918
43920
>>43916
"Keep that up blue pony and you will be raped"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43919
43926
>>43917
">Not wanting to cum in the filly."
"Where is that skeleton with the whiskey?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43920
43923
>>43918
>raped
"You can't >rape the willing, Flashy."
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43921
43922 43924
>>43904
"Whoever said I left?" Thez says from a small corner of the railing. Yes, she can hide in plain sight.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43922
>>43916
Rude
>>43921
Of course she can
>>43917
>eyes narrow more
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43923
43926 43928
"I never said I didn't want to cum in the filly, I just don't want to help rape Torcuil"

>>43920
"I'll get you when you're sleeping"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43924
43925
>>43921
"Can i have some whiskey?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43925
>>43924
"You're 19, little filly. Way too young."
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43926
43927 43931
>>43923
>didn't say it cuz wants to be the filly
>>43919
"That's Bones. Tracy found him somewhere and took possession of him somehow. He's the butler now. Bones, another two drinks."
>doot
Bones wanders off again. He can't communicate or speak in any discernable way, but he can doot.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43927
>>43926
"Thanks."
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43928
43929 43930
stretching.png
>>43923
>sleeping
"Oh, ~nooo..! I'm so ~afraaaid..!"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43929
>>43928
*is disturbed by what she might be implying*

"I guess you win this one..."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43930
43932
>>43928
"You don't think I could ever overpower you, do you?"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43931
43933 43934
>>43926
"So what do you do?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43932
43937
implying you wouldn't.png
>>43930
"It's not just a question of power, ~Flashy. A real >rape requires 'circumstances'." She says smugly
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43933
43936
>>43931
Eyes narrow for a moment, she wanders over to Bones and claims a glass.
"I survive," she says taking a sip from the deep-green 'whiskey'.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43934
>>43931
Bones takes the remaining drink to Anonfilly, dooting sadly at Thez as he does so.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43935
43938
Torc walks back in
"Has anyone seen Infernius? I need to talk to him."
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43936
43940
>>43933
"But we died right? So what do you do for fun?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43937
>>43932
"what do you mean? I thought all interactions between any two things were determined by power?"
V3o0K
?
No.43938
43939
[1d20 = 9]
>>43935
Thez chuckles, but maintains composure and says nothing (unless 5 or less)
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43939
>>43938
"Okay, You obviously know where he is. Can you tell him I need his help next time you see him?"