So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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"Um... If these wants to tell a story I can read when I get home that's good. I just don't want the initial burst in to happen before then"
>>44601
Well as far as I know, the only things to occur tonight will be:
1. Cracking the egg (pyramid)
2. Storytime, but only if anons behave themselves. Otherwise Thez will cast fist.
Well as far as I know, the only things to occur tonight will be:
1. Cracking the egg (pyramid)
2. Storytime, but only if anons behave themselves. Otherwise Thez will cast fist.
Other developmental stuff is welcome to occur, but that's the only elements I am currently planning on addressing.
>Torc gives Mr. Snek a pistol and holster
>Enchant him with crazy high defense
>Torc learns to use Mr. Snek as a mount
>Snake Tank
>Enchant him with crazy high defense
>Torc learns to use Mr. Snek as a mount
>Snake Tank
>>44605
Thez is currently mutter to herself about heavily entrenched dominance hierarchies and the inevitable sycophancy of those lower on the hierarchy. Infernius is presumably nearby trying to impress on her the importance of being sober during a pregnancy.
>>44606
I haven't done anything with it, but I snagged this one tks Infernius' faggot for just that reason
Thez is currently mutter to herself about heavily entrenched dominance hierarchies and the inevitable sycophancy of those lower on the hierarchy. Infernius is presumably nearby trying to impress on her the importance of being sober during a pregnancy.
>>44606
I haven't done anything with it, but I snagged this one tks Infernius' faggot for just that reason
>>44607
Desu, enlarge is one of the spells I would neglect to allow to be made permanent
Desu, enlarge is one of the spells I would neglect to allow to be made permanent
>>44608
>Thez
"You okay?"
>snek
I fucking love that pic, I have it saved too
>>44607
Fucking hell, Snek is already 25 feet long
>Thez
"You okay?"
>snek
I fucking love that pic, I have it saved too
>>44607
Fucking hell, Snek is already 25 feet long
>>44613
>>44615
>tfw every time posts start getting deleted or a link to test is posted, I check the banlist
>>44612
"Oh I'm FINE. What's NOT okay is the state of established societies and communities and how they interact with one another. On the surface its all diplomatic niceties, but its REALLY a bunch of rationalized cannibalism!"
>>44615
>tfw every time posts start getting deleted or a link to test is posted, I check the banlist
>>44612
"Oh I'm FINE. What's NOT okay is the state of established societies and communities and how they interact with one another. On the surface its all diplomatic niceties, but its REALLY a bunch of rationalized cannibalism!"
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>>44612
It looks like animals can't be enlarged the same way PCs can. Snek is already technically more than large enough.
Can a Snek be used as a mount? I don't see any rule against it. You'd probably need an exotic saddle and some ranks in Ride to do it properly though.
It looks like animals can't be enlarged the same way PCs can. Snek is already technically more than large enough.
Can a Snek be used as a mount? I don't see any rule against it. You'd probably need an exotic saddle and some ranks in Ride to do it properly though.
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Active bans always show on the ban list, as do expired bans that have not been seen.. ALWAYS. Warnings, expired bans that have been seen, repealed bans, and bans that are imagined and never existed in the first place NEVER show
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>>44623
Picture guy on a snek
"And its no wonder either! You've got these varying groups and factions, all trying to maintain/improve their position but generally - in public - all nice and pretty to one another,...."
Picture guy on a snek
"And its no wonder either! You've got these varying groups and factions, all trying to maintain/improve their position but generally - in public - all nice and pretty to one another,...."
>>44624
25 str is sufficient. 266lbs is a 'light load' for a 25 str, which Torcuil is nowhere near soaking wet.
25 str is sufficient. 266lbs is a 'light load' for a 25 str, which Torcuil is nowhere near soaking wet.
Alright, I am now home and at my laptop, and hav the time and ability to read and respond to posts
>>44602
"Now I have time for your bullshit. What do you want?"
>>44602
"Now I have time for your bullshit. What do you want?"
>>44631
Could it be done so Torc is crouching on Sneks back directing him with a bit and reigns?
"Listen, it's not the topic, its the fact that you just sprung it on me when I walked in
Could it be done so Torc is crouching on Sneks back directing him with a bit and reigns?
"Listen, it's not the topic, its the fact that you just sprung it on me when I walked in
>>44632
>snek-boarding
That's kind of what I had in mind. Rather than a saddle or over-done harness, it would be a simple set of grippy-pads allowing Torcuil to 'surf' (board, w/e) on Snek (but not 'ride' in a traditional sense).
"Oh. WELL! Look who's Mr. Safespace all of a sudden!
>snek-boarding
That's kind of what I had in mind. Rather than a saddle or over-done harness, it would be a simple set of grippy-pads allowing Torcuil to 'surf' (board, w/e) on Snek (but not 'ride' in a traditional sense).
"Oh. WELL! Look who's Mr. Safespace all of a sudden!
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>>44644
No, I just thought you were expressing regret or melancholy over the progression of events. I hadn't planned on sidelining Troll, but by ur post I was starting to reconsider.
No, I just thought you were expressing regret or melancholy over the progression of events. I hadn't planned on sidelining Troll, but by ur post I was starting to reconsider.
>>44654
Trumpaladin's faggot just shipped them because he actually wanted her for himself, and was irked by Torc not using her the way he would've tried to.
Trumpaladin's faggot just shipped them because he actually wanted her for himself, and was irked by Torc not using her the way he would've tried to.
>>44659
The most notable thing she really did was >rape Torc and earn a vendetta from Tracy
There's not much to miss, desu. We have a Cleric.
The most notable thing she really did was >rape Torc and earn a vendetta from Tracy
There's not much to miss, desu. We have a Cleric.
>>44659
>PCs carting around magical wheelbarrows of stuff that they forget they have and never use
>Trollestia could have done more
e_e
>PCs carting around magical wheelbarrows of stuff that they forget they have and never use
>Trollestia could have done more
e_e
>>44663
I was going to have Tracy take Slovenia to the Tower the next chance I got, although I hadn't realized how much time had actually progressed in Game..
>ride her
Anon...
I was going to have Tracy take Slovenia to the Tower the next chance I got, although I hadn't realized how much time had actually progressed in Game..
>ride her
Anon...
>>44664
>Tracy wasn't keeping her hostage in a secret location in the woods
*cough* bullshit *cough*
>Anon...
Wouldn't you want to ride her too? She was a very fine mare
>Tracy wasn't keeping her hostage in a secret location in the woods
*cough* bullshit *cough*
>Anon...
Wouldn't you want to ride her too? She was a very fine mare
>>44667
>Wouldn't you want to ride her too?
If I already had a buffed mount, unironically no.
>Hostage
You have to be able to keep track of someone to keep them hostage...
Also, did you think I was just going to leave her in the grove forever?
>Wouldn't you want to ride her too?
If I already had a buffed mount, unironically no.
>Hostage
You have to be able to keep track of someone to keep them hostage...
Also, did you think I was just going to leave her in the grove forever?
>>44669
>I bet you would.
I'd totally want a nightmare in my run if I ever had to. They're my favorite monsters. Like draft horses from Hades.
>I bet you would.
I'd totally want a nightmare in my run if I ever had to. They're my favorite monsters. Like draft horses from Hades.
>>44669
She's pretty sloshed
Fun fact, tulpas can be utilized in such a capacity as to divvy up and "appoint" degrees of intoxication so that the principle can operate suitably and effectively while the tulpa is fuggin' smashed
"Rambling? Was I rambling? I was having a conversation with,... who was I talking to? Anyway, the shits all fucked up, and its fucked up cuz everyone keeps trying to make the situation better for themselves but "oops, not for anyone else"."
She's pretty sloshed
Fun fact, tulpas can be utilized in such a capacity as to divvy up and "appoint" degrees of intoxication so that the principle can operate suitably and effectively while the tulpa is fuggin' smashed
"Rambling? Was I rambling? I was having a conversation with,... who was I talking to? Anyway, the shits all fucked up, and its fucked up cuz everyone keeps trying to make the situation better for themselves but "oops, not for anyone else"."
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>>44674
"It depends on the degree of "for themselves" and "others", especially as pertains to 'consequences'. Say you've got a group of,... I don't know,... Gully Dwarves. The Gully Dwarves find themselves a new shiny thing, and the new shiny thing causes acclaim and celebration amongst the dwarves. But let's suggest,... just for sake of argument,... that the shiny thing results in unintended consequences and considerations that the dwarves never anticipated, but are forced to deal with?"
"It depends on the degree of "for themselves" and "others", especially as pertains to 'consequences'. Say you've got a group of,... I don't know,... Gully Dwarves. The Gully Dwarves find themselves a new shiny thing, and the new shiny thing causes acclaim and celebration amongst the dwarves. But let's suggest,... just for sake of argument,... that the shiny thing results in unintended consequences and considerations that the dwarves never anticipated, but are forced to deal with?"
"Do the Gully Dwarves deal with the consequences of their actions - both in producing/procuring the 'shiny thing' and its aftermath - or do they modify their structure so that the shiny thing which - entirely outside the will of the shiny thing, cuz when do shiny things have wills and interests she says dryly - bears both the consequence of being administered in the environment, AND the consequences of it?" she says, her drink hand teetering a bit.
>>44678
"Plans!" she smacks the table. "Plans! Thats a funny one." takes another swig.
"There is no 'plan' that one can engage or apply when one is the unintended consequence of the shiny thing!"
"Plans!" she smacks the table. "Plans! Thats a funny one." takes another swig.
"There is no 'plan' that one can engage or apply when one is the unintended consequence of the shiny thing!"
>>44679
*reaching up and petting horsey pony*
"I can't say I know much about either gully dwarves or the particular shiny thing in question"
*reaching up and petting horsey pony*
"I can't say I know much about either gully dwarves or the particular shiny thing in question"
>>44688
"No! I'm talking about a foolish, elitist, nihilistic little girl running off and getting herself bagged and shagged by all kinds of,... well who fucking knows, and then spitting out a child who has nothing to do with the circumstances they find themselves in, but unable to abrogate her circumstances cuz muh parents!" she finishes her drink with this statement, slamming the glass back down on the table.
"No! I'm talking about a foolish, elitist, nihilistic little girl running off and getting herself bagged and shagged by all kinds of,... well who fucking knows, and then spitting out a child who has nothing to do with the circumstances they find themselves in, but unable to abrogate her circumstances cuz muh parents!" she finishes her drink with this statement, slamming the glass back down on the table.
>>44697
*Smiles and nods, sleepy-eyed*
*Gestures to keep rubbing*
"You've gotten good at this, ~Flashy."
*Smiles and nods, sleepy-eyed*
*Gestures to keep rubbing*
"You've gotten good at this, ~Flashy."
>>44699
"... ~Hmmmm... I don't know; you tell us.. ~hmmm.. I assume they would've fought over it... If they hadn't come to an.. agreement ~hmmm.."
".. lot's of stabbing..?"
"... ~Hmmmm... I don't know; you tell us.. ~hmmm.. I assume they would've fought over it... If they hadn't come to an.. agreement ~hmmm.."
".. lot's of stabbing..?"
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