So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>>44596"Ban everyone? Then whad did ya give me all this booze for?"
>>44597Don't get me started on modern technology and the effects it has on socialization
>>44598Dood, I gotta say. That "Quick, Lenos, use the kitty wand" comment was cause for so much hilarity, I can't even begin to describe.
>>44599Im glad i can entertain you goys.
"Um... If these wants to tell a story I can read when I get home that's good. I just don't want the initial burst in to happen before then"
>>44601Well as far as I know, the only things to occur tonight will be:
1. Cracking the egg (pyramid)
2. Storytime, but only if anons behave themselves. Otherwise Thez will cast fist.
Other developmental stuff is welcome to occur, but that's the only elements I am currently planning on addressing.
>>44603>>44604Fine by me. Torc hears the cannons and looks for Thez and Infernius for an explanation
>Torc gives Mr. Snek a pistol and holster
>Enchant him with crazy high defense
>Torc learns to use Mr. Snek as a mount
>Snake Tank
>>44605Thez is currently mutter to herself about heavily entrenched dominance hierarchies and the inevitable sycophancy of those lower on the hierarchy. Infernius is presumably nearby trying to impress on her the importance of being sober during a pregnancy.
>>44606I haven't done anything with it, but I snagged this one
tks Infernius' faggot for just that reason
>>44603>Otherwise Thez will cast fistWouldn't want that to happen...
>>44607
Desu, enlarge is one of the spells I would neglect to allow to be made permanent
>>44609I was being facetious with that, but I like the idea that the threat carries weight
>>44608>Thez"You okay?"
>snekI fucking love that pic, I have it saved too
>>44607Fucking hell, Snek is already 25 feet long
>>44613>>44615>tfw every time posts start getting deleted or a link to test is posted, I check the banlist>>44612"Oh I'm FINE. What's NOT okay is the state of established societies and communities and how they interact with one another. On the surface its all diplomatic niceties, but its REALLY a bunch of rationalized cannibalism!"
>>44612It looks like animals can't be enlarged the same way PCs can. Snek is already
technically more than large enough.
Can a Snek be used as a mount? I don't see any rule against it. You'd probably need an exotic saddle and some ranks in Ride to do it properly though.
>>44616They don't always show on the banlist.
>>44618Good to know
>>44617He's large enough, but not to ride. Snek would require skateboard-style traction points, allowing torcuil to ride him like a Goku cirrus cloud.
>>44619How big does an animal need to be to ride?
Active bans always show on the ban list, as do expired bans that have not been seen.. ALWAYS. Warnings, expired bans that have been seen, repealed bans, and bans that are imagined and never existed in the first place NEVER show
>>44620Depends on a couple factors, strength more than size particularly. Technically, both Thez and moreover Infernius could be ridden. Just saying. ^_^
>>44621>never existedMagical fairy bans, that exist only in myth and legend
and game >>44616"Okay then..."
>>44619I never watched Dragon Ball, do you have another reference?
>>44620>>44622Snek has 25 Str though. Is that not enough?
>>44623Picture guy on a snek
"And its no wonder either! You've got these varying groups and factions, all trying to maintain/improve their position but generally - in public - all nice and pretty to one another,...."
>>4462425 str is sufficient. 266lbs is a 'light load' for a 25 str, which Torcuil is nowhere near soaking wet.
>>44625What about the "camel humps" locomotion you see in pics like
>>44624 (ist and 4th)? It looks better imo.
On another note, if you cast the Awaken sspell on Snek, he'd become a magical talking cartoon Snek.
>>44627Oh wait, Awakened animals can't be familiars.
>>44625Ah, so it'd be snekboarding
"Infernius, you wife is acting stranger than usual"
Alright, I am now home and at my laptop, and hav the time and ability to read and respond to posts
>>44602"
Now I have time for your bullshit. What do you want?"
>>44630>that afterthoughtkek
>>44629"I start talking about endemic and observable dynamics, and suddenly I'm "acting strange"."
>>44631Could it be done so Torc is crouching on Sneks back directing him with a bit and reigns?"Listen, it's not the topic, its the fact that you just sprung it on me when I walked in
>>44630"Nothing, Flashy. I'm just appreciating ho solid and sturdy your leg is."
*kisses*
>>44632>crouching with reignsThis sounds like it'd look cooler and funnier.
>>44632>snek-boardingThat's kind of what I had in mind. Rather than a saddle or over-done harness, it would be a simple set of grippy-pads allowing Torcuil to 'surf' (board, w/e) on Snek (but not 'ride' in a traditional sense).
"Oh. WELL! Look who's Mr. Safespace all of a sudden!
>>44631"You get all political when you're drunk Thez"
>>44633*Picks up leg and shakes it*
>>44629What'd you do with your unicorn?
>>44635"Oh fucking- I don't have to put up with this ya know"
>>44636Don't rightly know, don't rightly care.
She disapeared and I never asked
>>44637Don't worry, its not all bully, but I have to transition the conversation
somehow>>44638And now I has a sad
>>44638Trumpaladin moves over to comfort the distressed Meme magician
"Aww... I'm sorry that your sort of girl friend left. Wanna talk about it?"
>>44639Trumpaladin is disturbed by this development
>>44640>sadWait... did you faggots actually expect me to build TorcXTroll?
>>44641"Not really, I don't really care at this point"
>>44644>Pali check.I never expected it at all.
>>44643"D'aww"
*pulls pony up so she's properly mounted on him*
>>44644"There there. It's okay big guy. I sort of miss her too in a way"
>>44644No, I just thought you were expressing regret or melancholy over the progression of events. I hadn't planned on sidelining Troll, but by ur post I was starting to reconsider.
>>44646*Hugs head and straddles neck*
"You make a good mount, Flashy."
>>44647*eyes narrow ever so slightly*
".. Yeah, I guess I miss her in a way too..."
>>44648I expect her to be back
>>44649*rubs pony leg*
>>44650"It's okay though little pony. We have Felicia now"
>>44652Missed her twice
>>44645I thank you for that
>>44647"Like I said, I don't really care. Now stop asking about it"
>>44648I wouldn't've even brought it up
But someone just had to bring it up >>44654Trumpaladin's faggot just shipped them because he actually wanted her for himself, and was irked by Torc not using her the way he would've tried to.
>>44654"What's wrong though?"
>>44655CR11 Mount
that has a horse pussy. Colossal waste of resources
>>44656>NPCs are "resources"She didn't do much anyway.
>>44658I like NPCs. And for more than just stabbing.
She could have done more
>>44659The most notable thing she really did was >rape Torc and earn a vendetta from Tracy
There's not much to miss, desu. We have a Cleric.
>>44656"What do ya mean? I was fine until you startd your little interegation"
I need sleep, see you faggots tmorrow>>44661Speaking of that, what all does Torc have?
>>44660She also showed Trumpaladin the location of Slovenia and helped search the bank and defend the docks. Oh and help piss off Korak
>>44661I never got to ride her...\r
>>44663I was going to have Tracy take Slovenia to the Tower the next chance I got, although I hadn't realized how much time had actually progressed in Game..
>ride herAnon...
>>446624 staves, 1 ring, 1 set of bracers, a gun,... a snek with a gun,....
>>44662I think you have 3 staffs, a dagger, guns, cufflings, shield bracers, and some ring.
\r
>>44664>Tracy wasn't keeping her hostage in a secret location in the woods*cough* bullshit *cough*
>Anon...Wouldn't you want to ride her too? She was a very fine mare
>>44667>Wouldn't you want to ride her too?If I already had a buffed mount, unironically no.
>HostageYou have to be able to keep track of someone to keep them hostage...
Also, did you think I was just going to leave her in the grove forever?
>>44668>If I already had a buffed mountI bet you would.
>Leave her in the grove foreverYou left her that long. Yes I did
>>44665"What were you rambling on about earlier Thez?"
>>44669>I bet you would.I'd totally want a nightmare in my run if I ever had to. They're my favorite monsters. Like draft horses from Hades.
>>44669>You left her that long.I really didn't mean to...
>>44669She's pretty sloshed
Fun fact, tulpas can be utilized in such a capacity as to divvy up and "appoint" degrees of intoxication so that the principle can operate suitably and effectively while the tulpa is fuggin' smashed"Rambling? Was I rambling? I was having a conversation with,... who was I talking to? Anyway, the shits all fucked up, and its fucked up cuz everyone keeps trying to make the situation
better for themselves but "oops, not for anyone else"."
>>44670>Favorite animalsI've noticed. You tried to kill an old /mlp/ OC for the sake of it
Still a D&D creation
>>44672"I don't understand. Do you
expect people to try to make the situation better for others rather than themselves?"
>>44673Intoxicants are never good for your brain >>44674"It depends on the degree of "for themselves" and "others", especially as pertains to 'consequences'. Say you've got a group of,... I don't know,... Gully Dwarves. The Gully Dwarves find themselves a new shiny thing, and the new shiny thing causes acclaim and celebration amongst the dwarves. But let's suggest,... just for sake of argument,... that the shiny thing results in unintended consequences and considerations that the dwarves never anticipated, but are forced to deal with?"
>>44674*Nibbles ear*
"I'm still alive, Flashy."
>>44676>Introduction of new elements causes unintended consequences"I can sympathize. But in general, you should expect people - including gully dwarfs - to be selfish and short sighted. Plan accordingly"
>>44677"Gah!"
"Do the Gully Dwarves deal with the consequences of their actions - both in producing/procuring the 'shiny thing' and its aftermath - or do they modify their structure so that the shiny thing which - entirely outside the will of the shiny thing, cuz when do shiny things have wills and interests she says dryly - bears both the consequence of being administered in the environment, AND the consequences of it?" she says, her drink hand teetering a bit.
>>44679*Cocks eyebrow at seemingly rhetorical question*
>>44678"Plans!" she smacks the table. "Plans! Thats a funny one." takes another swig.
"There is no 'plan' that one can engage or apply when one
is the unintended consequence of the shiny thing!"
>>44679*reaching up and petting horsey pony*
"I can't say I know much about either gully dwarves or the particular shiny thing in question"
>>44682"Come again? You're the unintended result of a shiny thing?"
>>44683*Droops around neck like a foxskin*
>>44684"Aren't we all?" she says tipping her drink cordially.
>>44685That's just cute
>>44686"I don't understand your meaning. Are you referring to an arranged political marriage?"
>>44687Now grabs pony torso and starts rubbing her in a petting motion
>>44688"No! I'm talking about a foolish, elitist, nihilistic little girl running off and getting herself bagged and shagged by all kinds of,... well who fucking knows, and then spitting out a child who has nothing to do with the circumstances they find themselves in, but unable to abrogate her circumstances cuz muh parents!" she finishes her drink with this statement, slamming the glass back down on the table.
>>44690Ears perk*
*Looks over only slightly interested at this part*
>>44693*rubs pony*
>>44690"I think I've seen women like that before"
Damn it, I got that wrong.
Trumpaladin looks down at Tracy in response to what Thez said in
>>44690>>44696*rubs pony, if weirded out by moaning*
>>44697*Smiles and nods, sleepy-eyed*
*Gestures to keep rubbing*
"You've gotten good at this, ~Flashy."
>>44695"But the big question is, how do the,... Gully Dwarves respond to the revelation?"
>>44697Don't thik of it as a moan, think of it as a slight murmur.
>>44698"Thanks Tracy"
*continues rubbing Tracy sensually*
>>44699"To the revelation of your birth? I'd imagine a new born child is an every day occurrence of relatively little note"
>>44699"... ~Hmmmm... I don't know; you tell us.. ~hmmm.. I assume they would've fought over it... If they hadn't come to an.. agreement ~hmmm.."
".. lot's of stabbing..?"
>>44701"..Yes... Keep working those fine hands, hoo-man. Your Waifu needs attention... ~hmmm..!"