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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
1286 replies and 123 files omitted.
Anonymous
aTMVm
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No.44598
44599
>>44582
Muh kittens.
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44599
44600
>>44596
"Ban everyone? Then whad did ya give me all this booze for?"
>>44597
Don't get me started on modern technology and the effects it has on socialization
>>44598
Dood, I gotta say. That "Quick, Lenos, use the kitty wand" comment was cause for so much hilarity, I can't even begin to describe.
Anonymous
aTMVm
?
No.44600
>>44599
Im glad i can entertain you goys.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44601
44602 44603
"Um... If these wants to tell a story I can read when I get home that's good. I just don't want the initial burst in to happen before then"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44602
44630
>>44601
*humps leg*
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44603
44605 44609
>>44601
Well as far as I know, the only things to occur tonight will be:
1. Cracking the egg (pyramid)
2. Storytime, but only if anons behave themselves. Otherwise Thez will cast fist.
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44604
44605
Other developmental stuff is welcome to occur, but that's the only elements I am currently planning on addressing.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44605
44608
>>44603
>>44604
Fine by me. Torc hears the cannons and looks for Thez and Infernius for an explanation
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44606
44608
>Torc gives Mr. Snek a pistol and holster
>Enchant him with crazy high defense
>Torc learns to use Mr. Snek as a mount
>Snake Tank
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44608
44612
snek.png
>>44605
Thez is currently mutter to herself about heavily entrenched dominance hierarchies and the inevitable sycophancy of those lower on the hierarchy. Infernius is presumably nearby trying to impress on her the importance of being sober during a pregnancy.
>>44606
I haven't done anything with it, but I snagged this one tks Infernius' faggot for just that reason
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44609
44611
a76.jpg
>>44603
>Otherwise Thez will cast fist
Wouldn't want that to happen...
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44610
>>44607
Desu, enlarge is one of the spells I would neglect to allow to be made permanent
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44611
>>44609
I was being facetious with that, but I like the idea that the threat carries weight
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44612
44616 44617
>>44608
>Thez
"You okay?"
>snek
I fucking love that pic, I have it saved too
>>44607
Fucking hell, Snek is already 25 feet long
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44616
44618 44623
>>44613
>>44615
>tfw every time posts start getting deleted or a link to test is posted, I check the banlist
>>44612
"Oh I'm FINE. What's NOT okay is the state of established societies and communities and how they interact with one another. On the surface its all diplomatic niceties, but its REALLY a bunch of rationalized cannibalism!"

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44617
44619
Man-Riding-on-a-Snake-111898.jpg
>>44612
It looks like animals can't be enlarged the same way PCs can. Snek is already technically more than large enough.
Can a Snek be used as a mount? I don't see any rule against it. You'd probably need an exotic saddle and some ranks in Ride to do it properly though.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44618
44619
>>44616
They don't always show on the banlist.
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44619
44620 44623
>>44618
Good to know
>>44617
He's large enough, but not to ride. Snek would require skateboard-style traction points, allowing torcuil to ride him like a Goku cirrus cloud.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44620
44622 44624
maxresdefault.jpg
>>44619
How big does an animal need to be to ride?

Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44621
44622
Active bans always show on the ban list, as do expired bans that have not been seen.. ALWAYS. Warnings, expired bans that have been seen, repealed bans, and bans that are imagined and never existed in the first place NEVER show
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44622
44624
>>44620
Depends on a couple factors, strength more than size particularly. Technically, both Thez and moreover Infernius could be ridden. Just saying. ^_^
>>44621
>never existed
Magical fairy bans, that exist only in myth and legend and game
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44623
44625
>>44616
"Okay then..."
>>44619
I never watched Dragon Ball, do you have another reference?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44624
44626 44627
Kid-riding-snake.jpg
riding_a_snake_by_naga_senpai-d5rwnm0.jpg
jesus-riding-a-snake.jpg
a03746349b3f4e5449f5b0e3caeb4b73.jpg
FevaTV-AzealiaBanks-IcePrincess-e1428004245688.png
>>44620
>>44622
Snek has 25 Str though. Is that not enough?
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44625
44627 44629
Longboard_skateboard.jpg
>>44623
Picture guy on a snek
"And its no wonder either! You've got these varying groups and factions, all trying to maintain/improve their position but generally - in public - all nice and pretty to one another,...."
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44626
>>44624
25 str is sufficient. 266lbs is a 'light load' for a 25 str, which Torcuil is nowhere near soaking wet.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44627
44628
>>44625
What about the "camel humps" locomotion you see in pics like >>44624 (ist and 4th)? It looks better imo.

On another note, if you cast the Awaken sspell on Snek, he'd become a magical talking cartoon Snek.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44628
>>44627
Oh wait, Awakened animals can't be familiars.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44629
44631 44636
>>44625
Ah, so it'd be snekboarding
"Infernius, you wife is acting stranger than usual"
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44630
44631 44633
Alright, I am now home and at my laptop, and hav the time and ability to read and respond to posts

>>44602
"Now I have time for your bullshit. What do you want?"
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44631
44632 44636
>>44630
>that afterthought
kek
>>44629
"I start talking about endemic and observable dynamics, and suddenly I'm "acting strange"."
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44632
44634 44635
>>44631
Could it be done so Torc is crouching on Sneks back directing him with a bit and reigns?
"Listen, it's not the topic, its the fact that you just sprung it on me when I walked in
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44633
44636
>>44630
"Nothing, Flashy. I'm just appreciating ho solid and sturdy your leg is."
*kisses*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44634
>>44632
>crouching with reigns
This sounds like it'd look cooler and funnier.
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44635
44637
>>44632
>snek-boarding
That's kind of what I had in mind. Rather than a saddle or over-done harness, it would be a simple set of grippy-pads allowing Torcuil to 'surf' (board, w/e) on Snek (but not 'ride' in a traditional sense).
"Oh. WELL! Look who's Mr. Safespace all of a sudden!

Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44636
44638 44639
19051828_1869214893344069_813443587269197824_n.jpg
>>44631
"You get all political when you're drunk Thez"

>>44633
*Picks up leg and shakes it*

>>44629
What'd you do with your unicorn?
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44637
44640
>>44635
"Oh fucking- I don't have to put up with this ya know"
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44638
44640 44641
>>44636
Don't rightly know, don't rightly care.
She disapeared and I never asked
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44639
44641
>>44636
*Crawls up body*
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44640
44644
>>44637
Don't worry, its not all bully, but I have to transition the conversation somehow
>>44638
And now I has a sad
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44641
44643 44644
>>44638
Trumpaladin moves over to comfort the distressed Meme magician
"Aww... I'm sorry that your sort of girl friend left. Wanna talk about it?"

>>44639
Trumpaladin is disturbed by this development

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44643
44646
>>44641
*Hangs on shoulder*
>tfw Trumpaladin is big enough to be Tracy's mount
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44644
44645 44647 44648
>>44640
>sad
Wait... did you faggots actually expect me to build TorcXTroll?
>>44641
"Not really, I don't really care at this point"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44645
44654
>>44644
>Pali check.
I never expected it at all.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44646
44649
1513374655896.jpg
>>44643
"D'aww"
*pulls pony up so she's properly mounted on him*
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44647
44650 44654
>>44644
"There there. It's okay big guy. I sort of miss her too in a way"
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44648
44653 44654
>>44644
No, I just thought you were expressing regret or melancholy over the progression of events. I hadn't planned on sidelining Troll, but by ur post I was starting to reconsider.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44649
44653
>>44646
*Hugs head and straddles neck*
"You make a good mount, Flashy."
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44650
44651 44653
>>44647
*eyes narrow ever so slightly*
".. Yeah, I guess I miss her in a way too..."
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44651
44652
>>44650
>with her knives
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44652
44653
>>44651
Bingo
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44653
>>44648
I expect her to be back

>>44649
*rubs pony leg*

>>44650
"It's okay though little pony. We have Felicia now"

>>44652
Missed her twice
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44654
44655 44656
>>44645
I thank you for that
>>44647
"Like I said, I don't really care. Now stop asking about it"
>>44648
I wouldn't've even brought it up
But someone just had to bring it up
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44655
44656 44657
>>44654
Trumpaladin's faggot just shipped them because he actually wanted her for himself, and was irked by Torc not using her the way he would've tried to.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44656
44658 44662
>>44654
"What's wrong though?"

>>44655
CR11 Mount that has a horse pussy. Colossal waste of resources
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44657
>>44655
I figured
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44658
44659
>>44656
>NPCs are "resources"
She didn't do much anyway.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44659
44660 44661
>>44658
I like NPCs. And for more than just stabbing.

She could have done more
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44660
44663
>>44659
The most notable thing she really did was >rape Torc and earn a vendetta from Tracy
There's not much to miss, desu. We have a Cleric.
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44661
44662 44663
>>44659
>PCs carting around magical wheelbarrows of stuff that they forget they have and never use
>Trollestia could have done more
e_e
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44662
44665 44666
>>44656
"What do ya mean? I was fine until you startd your little interegation"
I need sleep, see you faggots tmorrow
>>44661
Speaking of that, what all does Torc have?
VoRsg
?
No.44663
44664
>>44660
She also showed Trumpaladin the location of Slovenia and helped search the bank and defend the docks. Oh and help piss off Korak

>>44661
I never got to ride her...\r
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44664
44667
>>44663
I was going to have Tracy take Slovenia to the Tower the next chance I got, although I hadn't realized how much time had actually progressed in Game..
>ride her
Anon...
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44665
44669 44849
>>44662
4 staves, 1 ring, 1 set of bracers, a gun,... a snek with a gun,....
5CQOG
?
No.44666
44849
>>44662
I think you have 3 staffs, a dagger, guns, cufflings, shield bracers, and some ring.
\r
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44667
44668
>>44664
>Tracy wasn't keeping her hostage in a secret location in the woods
*cough* bullshit *cough*

>Anon...
Wouldn't you want to ride her too? She was a very fine mare
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44668
44669
>>44667
>Wouldn't you want to ride her too?
If I already had a buffed mount, unironically no.
>Hostage
You have to be able to keep track of someone to keep them hostage...
Also, did you think I was just going to leave her in the grove forever?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44669
44670 44671 44672
>>44668
>If I already had a buffed mount
I bet you would.

>Leave her in the grove forever
You left her that long. Yes I did

>>44665
"What were you rambling on about earlier Thez?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44670
44674
>>44669
>I bet you would.
I'd totally want a nightmare in my run if I ever had to. They're my favorite monsters. Like draft horses from Hades.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44671
>>44669
>You left her that long.
I really didn't mean to...
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44672
44673 44674 44775
>>44669
She's pretty sloshed
Fun fact, tulpas can be utilized in such a capacity as to divvy up and "appoint" degrees of intoxication so that the principle can operate suitably and effectively while the tulpa is fuggin' smashed
"Rambling? Was I rambling? I was having a conversation with,... who was I talking to? Anyway, the shits all fucked up, and its fucked up cuz everyone keeps trying to make the situation better for themselves but "oops, not for anyone else"."
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44673
44674
>>44672
That can't be good for your brain.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44674
44676 44677
irDq92i.jpg
>>44670
>Favorite animals
I've noticed. You tried to kill an old /mlp/ OC for the sake of it

Still a D&D creation

>>44672
"I don't understand. Do you expect people to try to make the situation better for others rather than themselves?"

>>44673
Intoxicants are never good for your brain
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44676
44678 44775
>>44674
"It depends on the degree of "for themselves" and "others", especially as pertains to 'consequences'. Say you've got a group of,... I don't know,... Gully Dwarves. The Gully Dwarves find themselves a new shiny thing, and the new shiny thing causes acclaim and celebration amongst the dwarves. But let's suggest,... just for sake of argument,... that the shiny thing results in unintended consequences and considerations that the dwarves never anticipated, but are forced to deal with?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44677
44678
>>44674
*Nibbles ear*
"I'm still alive, Flashy."
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44678
44680 44682
>>44676
>Introduction of new elements causes unintended consequences
"I can sympathize. But in general, you should expect people - including gully dwarfs - to be selfish and short sighted. Plan accordingly"

>>44677
"Gah!"
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44679
44681 44683
"Do the Gully Dwarves deal with the consequences of their actions - both in producing/procuring the 'shiny thing' and its aftermath - or do they modify their structure so that the shiny thing which - entirely outside the will of the shiny thing, cuz when do shiny things have wills and interests she says dryly - bears both the consequence of being administered in the environment, AND the consequences of it?" she says, her drink hand teetering a bit.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44680
>>44678
*Licks temples*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44681
>>44679
*Cocks eyebrow at seemingly rhetorical question*
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44682
44684 44775
>>44678
"Plans!" she smacks the table. "Plans! Thats a funny one." takes another swig.
"There is no 'plan' that one can engage or apply when one is the unintended consequence of the shiny thing!"
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44683
44685
>>44679
*reaching up and petting horsey pony*
"I can't say I know much about either gully dwarves or the particular shiny thing in question"
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44684
44686 44687
>>44682
"Come again? You're the unintended result of a shiny thing?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44685
44688
>>44683
*Droops around neck like a foxskin*
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44686
44688 44864
>>44684
"Aren't we all?" she says tipping her drink cordially.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44687
44688
>>44684
*Nibbles at neck*
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44688
44689 44690
>>44685
That's just cute

>>44686
"I don't understand your meaning. Are you referring to an arranged political marriage?"

>>44687
Now grabs pony torso and starts rubbing her in a petting motion

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44689
44692
>>44688
[rythmatic moaning]
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44690
44691 44695 44697 44775
>>44688
"No! I'm talking about a foolish, elitist, nihilistic little girl running off and getting herself bagged and shagged by all kinds of,... well who fucking knows, and then spitting out a child who has nothing to do with the circumstances they find themselves in, but unable to abrogate her circumstances cuz muh parents!" she finishes her drink with this statement, slamming the glass back down on the table.

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44691
>>44690
Ears perk*
*Looks over only slightly interested at this part*
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44692
44693 44694
>>44689
*Looks down at Tracy*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44693
44694 44695
>>44692
"Keep rubbing."
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44694
>>44692
>>44693
kek
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44695
44696 44699
>>44693
*rubs pony*

>>44690
"I think I've seen women like that before"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44696
44697
>>44695
[Happy pony noises]
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44697
44698 44700
Damn it, I got that wrong.

Trumpaladin looks down at Tracy in response to what Thez said in >>44690

>>44696
*rubs pony, if weirded out by moaning*

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44698
44701
>>44697
*Smiles and nods, sleepy-eyed*
*Gestures to keep rubbing*
"You've gotten good at this, ~Flashy."
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44699
44701 44702
>>44695
"But the big question is, how do the,... Gully Dwarves respond to the revelation?"
Anonymous
wchUD
?
No.44700
44705
>>44697
Don't thik of it as a moan, think of it as a slight murmur.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44701
44703 44704
>>44698
"Thanks Tracy"
*continues rubbing Tracy sensually*

>>44699
"To the revelation of your birth? I'd imagine a new born child is an every day occurrence of relatively little note"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44702
44704
>>44699
"... ~Hmmmm... I don't know; you tell us.. ~hmmm.. I assume they would've fought over it... If they hadn't come to an.. agreement ~hmmm.."
".. lot's of stabbing..?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44703
44705
>>44701
"..Yes... Keep working those fine hands, hoo-man. Your Waifu needs attention... ~hmmm..!"