So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>>43738And where is Torcuil coming from? I know he's going toward the bang, but where was he in the tower?
>>43737I'm guessing it's because he posted the image of the inn
>>43738i gotta go for awhile guys
pls no let bad thing happen. >>43739See
>>43698>>43740Idk, he teleport there but I'm not sure exactly where
>>43743I will defend infernius honor
>>43744Well, I want to have fun first.
>>43748*follows dazzling meme sorcerer*
*carries attack pony*
>>43748What I'm trying to determine is which of the two doors Torcuil would have gone toward, and at what point they would come across each-other
Gryphanonfilly is at the bottom-right of the map which is 1st floor
>>43752Where is the doors cause thats where Torc would've been
>>43754The main doors are at the top of the overhead, across from the stairs
>>43713Tracy would probably be in the stables, maintaining her equipment.
>>43755Okay, thtts where Trrc starts
>>43756Actually, she'd probably first think to feed her birds, so she's in there.
>>43753But pony us being petted and carried
*smells fresh soft pony fur*
"You smell like semen"
>>43749Thez wakes up, skips over to the bar and deposits Pickle I'nis into a plastic baggie and puts him in her bracelet.
>>43756Perhaps, but Torcuil will have gotten back to the Tower first
>>43757Alright, there's an adorable green filly at the end of the hallway
>>43760"FILLY, Hi little one how are you?"
>>43762"Well this is Trump tower. Do you have a name?"
I really miss nordfilly now >>43763I- im anon,you aren't going to do lewd things to me are you?
>>43764"Nice to meet you. I wouldn't oo that to you, why?"
>>43769I figured he'd just come back when he wanted to.
Also, gathering sticks should earn her some XP.
>>43767The last thing i saw that looks like you did lewd stuff with me.
I nuzzle your thigh.
>>43766Well, since the party has an airship now, there's increased potential for independent exploration/activity. I sympathize with the timezone issues, but if he still wants to play its no bother. She can gather sticks from exotic lands if desired.
>>43772"Oh..."
Torc scoops up the little filly in his arms
"Well I won't"
Mr. Snek begins to coil up as if to rest
>>43774Aww but i liked it though, are you sure you won't?
>>43775Torc turns redder than a communist flag
"Oh... w-well I... I mean... uhhhhh"
>I'm liking this anon filly character so far
>>43776Thats a nice shade of red on your face it reminds me of my flag, come on I'll make you feel good.
>>43779What you dont like little fillies? Um you arent gay are you?
>>43779Yeah, come on, Torc. You're not gay, right?
>>43780"What? No! I-its just, um.... well... where I'm from fillys aren't for lewd"
Mr. Snek notices Torc's distress
I know where this is going
>>43782Please mister its been a REALLY long time, I'll be your good little filly.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2a64aqZZZSQ>>43784"No no no no, I can't. But I know someone who would."
>>43785You know Torcuil, if you want to distract the Paladin who's after you
>>43785But your beard is great. Your 10/10 i wanna smash.
[1d20+7 = 17]>>43786What do you think I meant
>>43787"Well if you won't stop insisting... MR. SNEK?"
Torc sets anonfilly down and Mr. Snek grapples. Not enough to hurt, but just enough to hold in place
>>43788You can attempt a pin next round, but Anon is grappled.
Trumpaladin, who has totes not been stalking and following Torcuil this entire time, rushes in dashingly to defend Torcuil's honor
"I'll save you!"
>>43787"Well hello young filly... Are you at least 18 in horse years?"
>>43792Im 19 in horse years,sir.
>>43793"Oh someone kill me now"
>>43792"Oh praise Kek you're here."
Torc grabs anon and hands her to Trump
"Take this young semen demon away from me"
>>43791Grappled is "arm wrestling", a pin is a "tap"
>>43795"I'm glad to be of service"
>>43794"Well hello young but sufficiently aged filly... Where did you come from?"
>>43798Im from esquestria. Have you seen my mommy twilight sparkle?
>>43798>>43799"I'm fast as fuck boy"
Torc runs like a gnome outta hell
>>43799"Oh... Well you see... You're not in Equestria anymore, and never will again... I'm sorry.
Uh... Before we proceed, do you know who your father was, per chance?"
>>43792He's still carrying Tracy, isn't he?
>>43803He would either have Tracy in his arms or would have set her down very close to him
>>43805"Well... I don't think you're going home. But you say Twilight had a child?"
>>43807Yes she did, but why cant i go home?
>>43808"You're dead." Tracy says bluntly.
"We all are."
>>43808"You died there. You're on a different plane...
Although....
Our cleric may be able to plane shift you back to Equestria, when he comes back"
>>43809>>43810*Pets abandoned /mlp/ OC*
>>43810I'm only dead inside currently
>>43810"We're not dead, we
died," Thez is sitting on the ceiling again, but quickly hops up to a standing position, still on the ceiling. "BIG difference."
>>43810>Horse languag engauge.jpegYou are a pony. Whats going on here? who is he? What the hell is a cleric? Where did torc go? Why is he so sexy? How did i die?
>>43815Wait a second, you're Tay's faggot!
"I'm not really gone, I'm just hiding"
>humans get one additional language per int bonus modifier at start
>my character knows pony
>>43816This is my first character.
>>43816"Well hello there... You look charming"
Torc walks back in with Mr. Snek wrapped around him like armor
"Carry on"
>>43818>narrows eyes>>43817Wait really? That means Torc gets another 3
>>43812>horse language'This is the afterlife.. I think..'
'A cleric is some kind of mage.'
'All the bitches in this world want a crack at Torc for some reason, so you might be one.'
>>43821Cease your faggotry.
>>43822Did he have a natural 16 or was it lower then you allowed ability points to it as we gained them?
>>43815"Don't think I can't hear you, little pony"
>>43824Natural 16
I never touched ability points
>>43823Whats your name? I love your mane. Your cutie mark is so cool! How'd you get it?
>>43827'My name is Tracy.'
>How'd you get it?'Three days of pure concentrated autism.'
Thez gets an idea <whooooof>
>>43828Uh why is that regal man holding you?
>>43829How do you know equestrian? Thats cool too.
>>43833So you 2 do lewd stuff?
>>43834'All the time.'
*wraps hoof around paladin*
>>43835"You still smell like... Nevermind"
>>43835Hey tracy, i know what the rape game is.
>mfw being able to speak to horses was supposed to be my thing
>>43834<whoooof> Thez reappears doing her best "upper-class pompous" stance, a fine ruby monocle on her face and a matching ruby pocket-watch in her hand, extended as though she were checking the time. She looks at each character in turn."What do you think? Where's bones?"