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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
1286 replies and 122 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44260
37856f7a625b74ed30b0c0a1fd2afea0--dragons-memes.jpg
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paladinsrock.jpg
Mcstorms rolled image thats my old fetish let me _bc48a6ddfdea8c9b2d73006245e55035.jpg
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>>44258
Or at least that's what it looks like.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44261
>>44255
I home to pull the bullshit levels of that epic wizard some day
Anonymous
GWQiV
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No.44266
44269
>>44265
Yeah, there was a miscommunication there. The 'portal room' is the Dais (it used to be elsewhere in the tower)
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44269
44270
>>44266
I was busy the day that was explored, so I missed the session on it. I don't know anything about it except that it exists
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44270
44272 44289
>>44269
>>44268
Can we go inside the pyramid?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44272
44277
>>44270
GM has the Stream to do
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44277
44284
1513203325328.png
>>44272
>tfw i cant watch.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44284
>>44277
You poor thing
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44287
44291
I hate how there's new shit every single day. Every single day. Go one day without stacking shit
Anonymous
GWQiV
?
No.44289
>>44270
Even if no stream, I wouldn't permit entry to the Pyramid tonight. It can be opened, but not entered yet.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44291
Spoilered
>>44287

Anonymous
GWQiV
?
No.44292
44293 44294
Damn dude, you went hiroshima
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44293
>>44292
What?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44294
44295
>>44292
Tracy's faggot wants to relentlessly, perpetually, and endlessly advance M.A. Larson wing giving, and I want to generally keep things as conservative as possible, or at least to advance in lock step. To that end, I object to everything, argue everything, and when I cannot win, make the cost of victory as high as possible
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44295
44296 44299
1616696__safe_artist-colon-deannart_edit_rarity_animated_bored_cropped_female_mare_pony_rarity is not amused_reaction image_solo_unamused_unicorn.gif
>>44294
>To that end, I object to everything, argue everything, and when I cannot win, make the cost of victory as high as possible
Are you really intending to be a stick in the mud until whoknowswhen?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44296
>>44295
Until I believe there will be some sort of limit to the rate of change without needing to fight for it. But yes. It's the curse of the conservative
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44298
44300
>>44282
"Me cast miracle for you."
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44299
>>44295
I've learned my lesson not to let you get away with shit
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44300
>>44298
To thez.
Anonymous
GWQiV
?
No.44307
This is rather hilarious desu
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44308
Reeeee

I thought I had actually accomplished something. Then, no.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44311
image.jpeg

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44314
44318 44319
Spoilered
I made this meh shoop of Thez, but I guess it doesn't really look like her...I'm posting it anyway, because I don't feel like throwing it away.
I was just using it as a reference of what the girdle looked like.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44315
44316
Yo look at this
[1d20 = 15]

[1d100 = 87]

[1d10 = 10]

COLORED DICE
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44316
44317
>>44315
How do you roll like that?
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44317
>>44316
[ 1 d 20 ]
No space
VoRsg
?
No.44318
>>44314
>girdle
Oh god don't remind me
\r
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44319
>>44314
I like it.
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44320
44321 44322 44323
[1d20 = 8]
to shit in torcs pocket
Anonymous
5CQOG
?
No.44321
>>44320
That looks like a fail to me, desu.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44322
44324
>>44320
Top Kek!

Rolling to grapple, pin, and >rape Tracy

[1d20 = 4]
[1d20 = 2]
[1d20 = 20]

Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44323
44325 44326 44328
>>44320
[1d20 = 11]

Counter attack for Torc using cattle prod
[1d20+7 = 8]

Graple check for Mr. Snek
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44324
44328
>>44322
WHY DO I GET A NATURAL 20 ON >rape BUT SO LOW ON EVERYTHING ELSE!
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44325
>>44323
Kek
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44326
>>44323
>Snek got one
>sigh
Mr. Snek gets confused and hugs Torc instead
After the counter attack
Anonymous
GWQiV
?
No.44327
44329
A 20 on >rape is still a success, even with fails for the lead-up
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44328
44329 44330
>>44324
Because she consented.
>>44323
Snek rolled a 1 and tied himself in a knot.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44329
44331 44332
15444__safe_screencap_princess luna_luna eclipsed_adorkable_animated_cute_huzzah_lunabetes_solo.gif
>>44327
HUZZAH! I was afraid I would have to find an easier target like Felicia

>>44328
I'm not sure, but I think the + modifier is not actually added into the number there
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44330
44334 44338
>>44328
After hugging Torc, rendering them both stuck
"Damn it Snek"
Mr. Snek: tounge flick
Roll to untie: [1d20 = 6]

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44331
44335
>>44329
lol
*lifts tail and stretches*
You are powerless!
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44332
>>44329
After a quick test, bonus actually do get added
Anonymous
5CQOG
?
No.44333
Praise Epona
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44334
44337
>>44330
Eh, still looks like a fail.
Poor Snek. He tied himself up hard..
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44335
44336 44337
>>44331
But that's where the Natural 20 on the >rape roll comes in

*rapes pony*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44336
44340
>>44335
"Unf!"
*turns around*
"So sudden..! I like it that way.."
*presses back into hoo-man*
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44337
44339 44340 44341
>>44334
Ugh
"Srry snek, I'll get you out...
Some how..." [1d20 = 20]

>>44335
Can't rape the willing though
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44338
44341 44342
>>44330
[1d20 = 18]
*rapes the scotsman*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44339
>>44337
>20
There it is.
>Can't >rape the willing
It's like throwing a rabbit into a briar patch.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44340
44346
>>44336
"You should expect it every morning"

*smashes pony*

>>44337
My character is busy at the moment so I'm not sure I can save you
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44341
44343 44344 44347
>>44337
Hahaha, I guess Mr. Snek untangles himself
>>44338
FUCKING KILL ME NOW
[1d20 = 9]
escape
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44342
44345 44347
>>44338
Cease your faggotry!
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44343
>>44341
I can have Fae maul you. I would offer to maul the minotaur but he's roo strong
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44344
44349
>>44341
FUCK!
Anonymous
GWQiV
?
No.44345
44347 44350
Nothing short of a 20 will >rape on a single roll you silly fools
>>44342
This
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44346
44349
>>44340
"It's not so sudden if it's routine...
I hope you can make up for that with intensity, if your up to the ~task." *winks*
*clenches down and bucks back*
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44347
44348 44350
>>44342
>>44341
>>44345
Oh calm down it was just a shitpost.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44348
>>44347
As was mine. A counter-shitpost if you will.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44349
44352
>>44344
*cough* Teleport *cough*

>>44346
>rape intensifies
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44350
44351 44353
>>44345
Praise fucking kek
"Mr. Snek shall we try again?"
Grapple check [1d20+7 = 25]

>>44347
Oh that won't save you now
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44351
44355
>>44350
Dude. Infernius is strong. So unless you're going to use your high level spells (which you have) you should probably cease
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44352
44359
>>44349
"Come on, ~Flashy. Give me the best you've goot."
*clenches diamond-cutting cunt and presses paladin back against the wall, looking back seductively*
"I want to see just what you have in you."
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44353
44354 44355
>>44350
[1d20 = 20]
counter grapple
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44354
44367
>>44353
Shit
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44355
44356
>>44351
It isn't Torc grappling
Its Mr. >25 str Snek...
>>44353
Whats Infernius' strength?
>scared
Anonymous
GWQiV
?
No.44356
44357 44358
>>44355
38
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44357
44359
>>44356
WAT THE FUCK?
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44358
>>44356
This.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44359
44370 44376
>>44352
>only just now making use of a horse's innate ability to exercise strong control over her vaginal mussels
Why you just now using this? It would have been so helpful in all the cauchemar sequences

ejaculates into pony, but only for the first of several times

"Oh yeah? You're in for it!"

*throws self on pony*
*punishes pony*

>>44357
I know right?
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44360
44361 44362
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Flesh_to_Stone
Yeah well whats his fort?
Anonymous
GWQiV
?
No.44361
>>44360
That could be effective. Rolling 4?
"You know,...."
shush
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44362
44363
>>44360
Its good.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44363
44364
>>44362
Then
Fucking
Roll
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44364
44365
>>44363
[1d20+10 = 16]

Anonymous
GWQiV
?
No.44365
44366 44368
>>44364
Easy save
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44366
>>44365
Fug
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44367
44371
>>44354
*pushes pony into ground*

*pounds pony*
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44368
44369
>>44365
I use Deafness on torc
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44369
44372
>>44368
>Torc only has 5 fort
Fuck [1d20+5 = 22]

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44370
44373
>>44359
"~Oh...!"
>le butterfly eyelids face
"Come on, ~Flashy. I know you've got moar in you."
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44371
44373
>>44367
*takes it like a bitch in heat*

Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44372
44374 44375
>>44369
>sigh of relief
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Reduce_Person
Maybe this time?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44373
44377
>>44370
>>44370
*pushes harder into pony, and deeply*
"I've got a lot more to give"

>>44371
*gives it to her like the cowboys of old, man on mare*
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44374
44379
>>44372
[1d20+10 = 23]

Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44375
44379
>>44372
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Inflict_Critical_Wounds
Steps on snek
[4d8+17 = 33]

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44376
44378 44382
>>44359
>Why you just now using this?
I thought it was a given, desu.
>31 Str vaginal muscles
Wait, doesn't she get a Str buff in that form from the Paladin's Mount class?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44377
44382
>>44373
*pushes back firmly, clenching*
".. Good boy... let it all out now."
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44378
44383
1512730185100.png
>>44376
N- nice bonus.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44379
44380 44381
>>44374
Damn it
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Irresistible_Dance
Then Torc and Snek teleport away because I need sleep.
>>44375
>28 HP
>will save halves damage
>4 will
FUCK [1d20+4 = 23]

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44380
44381
>>44379
>+4 will
Your will save is like +10 at this level.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44381
>>44379
Finally, a good roll.
>>44380
Ah, but Mr. Snek's isn't and he said step on snek.
In the meantime I need fucking sleep so goodnight faggots
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44382
44384 44385
>>44376
>31 strength vaginal muscles
Oh God yes. That makes up for the size difference.

>strength buuf
She would, but getting the larger nightmare size is itself the buff
>>44377
>vagina is well lubricated by his love for her
"Nice try pony"
*continues fucking tight but slippery pony*
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44383
44386
>>44378
Oops wrong pic. Cant delete.
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44384
>>44382
L- lewd
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44385
44386
face.jpg
>>44382
Fae gets it...
>>44382
*stern look*
"Give it to me."
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44386
44387
I TAKE YOUR WAIFU.jpg
>>44383
I was going to delete it for you, but then I saw the picture

>>44385
>Fae
Well yes, but Fae is the smaller dragonne base, while tracy is a way oversized nightmare

*stares right back at poner*
*gives her penis*
*gives it hard*

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44387
44388 44389
>>44386
>Fae is the smaller dragonne base, while tracy is a way oversized nightmare
She's stil pretty buff with it though.. and she has that buff all the time...
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44388
44389
>>44387
To be honest I kind of agree that Tracy should get more Paladin's mount bonuses in pony form
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44389
44390 44406
>>44387
Also, getting bigger isn't necessarily bigger for a Mount. You can't normally fast-mount a Yuge creature (You can use it for cover though, so that natural armor buff is pretty fucking sweet. She's a tank.)
>>44388
I thought she got everything already.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44390
44391
>>44389
*humps pony*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44391
44392
>>44390
*humps back*
[happy pony noises]