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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
1286 replies and 125 files omitted.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44392
44393 44395
>>44391
*Nuzzles pony as humps wildly*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44393
44394 44395
>>44392
*fur bristles*
*relaxes, feeling it happen*
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44394
44397
>>44393
*relaxes into pony and... lets forth his held back love for her, into her*
*pets pony by ears*
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.44395
44396 44397 44398
>>44393
>>44392
"Oh hey guys whats going on over here?"
Anonymous
GWQiV
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No.44396
44400
>>44395
"They're sexin' again," is muttered from concealment.
5CQOG
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No.44397
44399 44400
[2d20 = 23]
>>44394
"Good boy, now.. I can feel how dreadfully pent-up you are.. Let it all out."
>>44395
*whirls head around*
"Do you mind?!"
*stares daggers* (rolling to stare daggers with both eyes)
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44398
44400
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>>44395
"It's a game from /mlp/"
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44399
44402
>>44397
*Lets it all out*

*His own eyes roll up as he orgasms into the mare*
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.44400
44401
>>44398
>>44397
>>44396
"Uh, me sorry."
*walks away*
"Wait thez, do you watch them fug?"
Anonymous
GWQiV
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No.44401
44403 44404
>>44400
"No, this is definitely the first time." is uttered from another patch of shadow.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44402
44406
>>44399
*ignores voices*
".. Good boy.." *clenches* ".. I've got it now.."
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.44403
>>44401
"Me bet so."
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.44404
>>44401
*leaves*
*walk to town*
*goes to the police station*
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44406
44407
>>44389
>Bigger isn't necessarily better
Yeah, I agree on that. It can reduce mobility and access to smaller areas. Since Fae is outclassed in a large number of ways by Trachemar, I want to keep her at least as essentially a companion animal, and to do that well she needs to be small enough to take into a dungeon.

>got everything already
Well, when we negotiated for the mount we got some features and did not get others. For instance, Trachemar is a whole size category larger than a normal nightmare (which is already kind of OP for a mount) and that gives her 31 strength instead of 18, more constitution, better damage die, and so forth. But a lot of mount benefits were waved, like the +10 natural armor bonus which for some reason you didn't want very badly.

In pony form, Tracy keeps the Command ability and the empathic link, but I think that's all

>>44402
*gives last bit to pony*
*Is pleased*

"And you're a good girl to take it all without spilling a drop"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44407
44408 44411
>>44406
I was under the impression that she got everything from the class in both forms, and being ridden just gave her the Str and Con that her incomplete transformation lacks.

>Without spilling a drop
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
Anonymous
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No.44408
44409
>>44407
What the fuck did i just watch?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.44409
44410 44411
>>44408
>Not recognizing a Month Python movie
Top pleb
It's a clip from The Meaning Of Life
Anonymous
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No.44410
44411 44412
>>44409
>worst movie
Will not watch.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44411
44413 44414
>>44407
That video is precisely the way to look at semen in Tracy. What did she do with the semen Fae spit on her by the way?

>Gets everything in both forms
Uh... No

>>44409
This. Everyone ought to have the words memorized by now

>>44410
wat
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44412
44413
>>44410
I find it hilarious.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.44413
44415
>>44412
>>44411
Plebs.

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44414
44418
>>44411
>No
I was almost sure she got everything but the Str boost (fine without it anyway; it's just muscle juice). I've been running her under the assumption that she had the evasion and the natural armor (grateful for that, fug dex penalties).
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44415
44416
>>44413
You didn't see the whole movie, so how can you tell?
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.44416
44417
>>44415
>monty python and the holy grail
Top python
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44417
Shoot, imagine if she got to ebin level and became a Guardian Paramount: she'd make her rider virtually invincible.
>>44416
True.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44418
44419
>>44414
>Gaining improved evasion feat without selecting it as one of the Rogue's bonus specials
sure

>the ebin +10 natural armor, which stacks with everything and doesn't have any cost to it
I'd be a lot more sympathetic to that if you weren't constantly pushing for abjurations and all sorts of other haxx. No.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44419
44420 44421 44440
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>>44418
Fae gets the armor bonus, and she even has PC class levels in Cleric now.
I would've had her using a shield and wearing armor if not for that.
Tracy Cage is a Mount too, after all: she's supposed to be of equal cohort status (except that she's ridden moar often).
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44420
44424 44440
>>44419
Trachemar's base is a Cauchemar. That's a CR11, whereas a dragonne is a CR7. So there's a difference. Trachemar has:
More speed and manueverability, especially flying (100 versus 40)
Ethereal Jaunt
Smoke Screen
Fire
Higher damage (52 versus 38.5)
Very similar combined attack bonuses
Similar Armor class (26 versus 28)

For once, just once be understanding of the fact that you have been given much and stop demanding more like an ingrate
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44421
44422
>>44419
What I wanted to do was to give the Tracy mount a Nightmare base, but to add all the Paladin's mount class bonuses. But you wanted full cauchemar instead with nerfed mount bonuses
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.44422
44423
>>44421
How does brad sentry feel about angela merkel and Vladimir Putin?
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44423
>>44422
>Vladimir Putin
Patriot

>Angela Merkel
Traitor
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44424
44425
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>>44420
[sad pony noises]
".. I just don't want anything to happen to our foal when I have to fight.. I don't want to end up like Lauren..."
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44425
44426
>>44424
"Uh. Uh. Awww..."

*pets pony*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44426
44427
>>44425
"It's scary.. knowing I have to fight with something so precious inside of me, even when I'm fighting to protect the future of our foal and you.. in a few months, I won't be able to move like a used to either.. if anything ever once happened to our foal, even to the slightest degree, I... I.. *voice cracks* ..I wouldn't ever be able to look at myself in a mirror again.."
*Grasps leg desperately*
"Football will protect us now, won't it?"

Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44427
44428
>>44426
"Awww...."

*bends down to hug pony*
"don't worry, Football will protect you. Elway won't let anything happen to you. Fae said our foal has a big roll to play in the future.

You're stronger when you're bigger. At least I think you are. Better able to take a hit. You'll be fine, though we may have to be more clever if we meet anything bigger.

It wouldn't hurt to get some barding though"

*hugs pony*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44428
44429
>>44427
*Lays back in bed*
*Gestures to touch her belly*
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44429
44430
>>44428
*touches pony belly*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44430
44431
>>44429
"C-can you feel it..?" She asks, her voice heavy with worry and doubt
"Can you feel our foal, Flashy?"
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44431
44432
>>44430
"I... Think so? You're less... emaciated than you were before. Are you worried?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44432
44433
>>44431
*Shudders*
"I am worried... I'm just a pastel pony after all, and there's a whole world out there.. a stray arrow, a falling rock, a natural 1.. anything could happen that could put our family in jeopardy.. I've never cared about my own safety before, but I'm worried..! I'm worried that I might mess up and never get to see our foal.."
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44433
44434
>>44432
"Don't worry little pony, I am here for you. I'll protect you. You're bigger now. Stronger. Better equipped. We can weather any danger. Except a natural 1 on a saving throw against a lich. Then you're doomed no matter what."

*rubs self on pony face*

"It'll be okay. I'll protect you. Protecting things is my natural talent"

*rubs face on pony belly*

"And I have more reason than ever now to protect you"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44434
44437
>>44433
"... I wanted to protect you, Flashy.. I'm not used to needing protection myself....
*Sniffles a bit*
"I really do love you, Flashy. I wish I knew how to show it better somehow..."
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44435
*faggot passes out*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44436
44437
I'm going to ask politely, done ruin the 44444 GET with that dragon thing. Do football or something else checkable.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.44437
>>44434
"Aww... We're here for each other little pony. We're here for each other"

*Hugs and pets poner deeply*

>>44436
reeeee I wanted to waifu a dragon with the quids
Anonymous
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No.44438
44439
Sorry about the stream last night, my internet went down for over an hour so I passed out
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44439
>>44438
That's alright.My video wasn't working anyway, so I guess I can't speak for the group though.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44440
44443
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>>44419
>>44420
Tbh, now that I think of it, I guess have been bullshitting Tracy's incomplete monstrous shape quite a bit. When she got it, it was said that she was only supposed to be able to use it by herself for a limited time and duration each day, and that it was supposed to come with an exhaustion recoil like a Barbarian's Rage; I've been having her use it whenever without consequences though. She was only supposed to be able to transform when angry or otherwise riled-up, but I've been having her transform whenever because I could get away with it. That time when I had her walking up the mountain to get to to the Roc nest instead of flying was really the last time I ever thought of her ability to be limited.
For the sake of rules 'n shit, it probably should come at the same usage/duration limitations as Rage. Just set the Barbarian level equal to her Blackguard level for how often it can be used (1/day atm).
Besides, i think anger-activation and exhaustion are better for roleplaying purposes. I'll RP be sure to RP her getting pissed-off to power-up from now on.
I still want those Paladin's Mount Buffs though, or at least just the Natural Armor.
Anonymous
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No.44443
44450
>>44440
What color is tracys body when angry?
DOV7+
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No.44444
44445 44447 44449 44473
Praise be to Football, the Denver Broncos, and American
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44445
44448
>>44444
>cuz it wasn't already well established
"Oaf."
Anonymous
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No.44446
44448 44462
>>43997
What did thez mean by this?
Anonymous
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No.44447
>>44444
CLAMING THEZ
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.44448
>>44445
>>44446

Anonymous
5CQOG
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No.44449
44451
>>44444
Oh shit. Checked!
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44450
44452 44453
>>44443
Somewhat dark and smokey. Her fire is blue.
Anonymous
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44454 44456
>>44449
Your husbando edited it.it said claming thez.
Anonymous
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>>44450
So not like this?
Anonymous
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No.44453
44461
>>44450
>claiming supernatural abilities in an alternate form
lol no
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44454
44455 44463
>>44451
>using quids to claim
I refrained from doing that because Tracy's faggot asked me to not use it in that way, but rather to post something checkable
Anonymous
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No.44455
44457
>>44454
Yea he asked ypu to not me.
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44456
>>44451
"Its okay, it was cute,... if sappy,... oaf."
Anonymous
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No.44457
44458
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>>44455
It's the same regardless of who does it
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.44458
44459
>>44457
No he asked you to personally, because for some reason you don't value your relationship with your waifu.
Anonymous
H9FhC
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>>44458
That was not the reason
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.44460
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>>44459
No no it was, it was because of "claiming dragon as waifu." When you already have a waifu. A lion(that performs felato on you) and 2 side bitches.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44461
>>44452
>White coat
I said dark and smokey. Her eyes remain teel-green as well.
The fire is somewhat accurate though.
>>44453
What did I claim?
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44462
44467
>>44446
Yeah, I'm not completely sure. I was pretty drunk. Still, even though openly declaring an intention to overhaul the story, I hope Anon comes back. I don't think he liked having to actually participate for a week before getting a chance to nuke shit tho.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44463
44464 44465
>>44454
Tbh, I was readying a big surprise for the board/site, but it got delayed and I got distracted preparing it.
Until next time then.
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44464
>>44463
Awwww
Anonymous
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No.44465
44466
>>44463
Sorry i didnt know.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44466
44468 44469
>>44465
Nah, it's still not ready.
You'll love it though.
Anonymous
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No.44467
44471
>>44462
So would you really let that wish happen?
Anonymous
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No.44468
44470
>>44466
55555 is long ways away.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44469
44471
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>>44466
I made this bleaching for Thez though.
It doesn't have the hairstyle or expression I imagine her to have, but I was just killing time by trying to get a pic that illustrated her skin complexion i envisioned.
Is this accurate in that regard?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44470
>>44468
I'll probably just post whenever it's ready.
Anonymous
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No.44471
44472
>>44467
It would depend on alot of factors. His wording would be relevant, the dice of course, the context,... its hard to say.
>>44469
That's certainly not her default expression, but its not unknown for her to show it. That aside, the complexion is good and the hair needs a little bit of blue tone but otherwise spot on.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44472
44475 44480
>>44471
>hair needs a little bit of blue tone
Interesting.
Is it that her hair is somewhat purplish, or that she has strands of blue in her hair?
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.44473
>>44444
420/420
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.44474
44476 44477
>>44460
No, he took issue with using digits in claiming a dragon pony cohort, never mind a waifu
>lion that performs felatio
That only happened that one time because a trolling mod god coerced it
>two side bitches
Neither of them have ever been penetrated, except one of them with a sword
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44475
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>>44472
This is the pic I chose to depict the shade autistic, I know based off an extensive list of hair-color shades. The only real significance to the hair-color is that it was inherited from her father, who was supposed to be sterile when she was conceived, and inescapable evidence of her parentage.
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44476
>>44474
It was for Football.
Anonymous
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No.44477
44484
>>44474
Oh i forgot to mention torculi hes the 3rd side bitch.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.44478
44479
>>44475
That gair is unironicly beautiful.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.44479
>>44478
I hate phone posting.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44480
44482
ye ready to die3.jpg
>>44472
I noticed that Artists really like to mess with the skin complexion of elves, particularly gray elves and drow, who are drawn almost the same way that you can't tell the difference. I think the reason to that is because nobody really knows how to handle drawing Drow. They're described as incredibly dark, almost jet black; I think the only real reason people draw them as any color other than black (maroon, blue, gray, etc) is because jet black skin is a pain and a half to draw because of shading.
That aside, looked at pics of wood elves and Duegars and figured (in my mind) that she wouldn't look so much as slate-colored, but just "colorless", which is wy I did those shoops by desaturating wood-elves, who are rather pale.
>>44475
Interesting.
I figured she'd have the standard wood elf hair, which artists usually depict as a human-like red/orange. This color seems to hammer in the nail that she's non-human though, with the purplish hue.

If it wasn't obvious, I took pretty big interest in researching how races are depicted in art vs the books they're described in.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44481
44482
>>44475
I take she got her eyes from her father too?
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44482
44486
>>44481
No, her mother.
>>44480
That's spot on. The gray of her skin isn't so much an over-statement, its more an allusion to that she's not wholly gray-elven (elves notice these things).
Anonymous
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No.44483
>>44475
I wonder what InfernuisXThez will look like.
Anonymous
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No.44484
44485
>>44477
Fak u
Anonymous
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>>44484

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44486
44488
>>44482
>elves notice these things
Tbh, it probably wouldn't be so hard for them.
Noobs have me have trouble because their imaginary, but an actual elf would probably be able to tell as easily as hoo-mans do when they see an elf of a different race by their hair/skin color.
>she's not wholly gray-elven
Was her father a gray elf or a wood elf?
I only assumed Wood-elf because of the red hair.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44487
44491
Tracy goes to the holodeck and works on her mobility training.
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44488
44489
>>44486
Her father was a gray dwarf actually. Her mother was brash and foolish gray-elven princess, and got herself kidnapped and sold as a slave to her father who was a Gray-dwarven king. The king was supposed to be infertile, until the slave-princess became pregnant. She'd been passed around and "utilized" by a number of the dwarven aristocracy, but the only dwarf in the whole kingdom that had that hair was the king.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44489
44490
>>44488
I see. He must've been unique in that aspect.
Anonymous
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No.44490
44491
>>44489
I can tell you the full story, but Thez will have to be hammered for a notable duration
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44491
44492
>>44487
Actually, wasn't it said earlier that the temple could be opened if not entered?
I kind of want to crack it open earlier, so we can avoid having to do that step later start raiding asap.
>>44490
>Thez will have to be hammered for a notable duration
Eh, sounds a bit too dangerous...
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44492
44493 44498
>>44491
>crack it open
I was hoping/intending to get to that
>hammered
Its not dangerous (usually), but it is a character element that she doesn't talk about her past unless she's drunk.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.44493
44494
>>44492
>it is a character element that she doesn't talk about her past unless she's drunk
Understandable. It sounds pretty dark.
Anonymous
wchUD
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No.44494
>>44493
Its not so much that its dark (it is tho), its that if she starts, she ends up ranting and raving about politics and authoritarianism and all sorts of other stuff.