Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>35840
"I don't know when, Flashy, but don't let it worry you."
*helps to chair*
"Are you alright, Flashy? I can take you to bed if you're tired."
>relatively innocent
Not from Tracy's perspective. To her, that's worth a dozen executions. She did the one thing she absolutely cannot forgive.
"I don't know when, Flashy, but don't let it worry you."
*helps to chair*
"Are you alright, Flashy? I can take you to bed if you're tired."
>relatively innocent
Not from Tracy's perspective. To her, that's worth a dozen executions. She did the one thing she absolutely cannot forgive.
>>35839
>>35841
"You know she has damage reduction that makes her damn near immune to anything but magical weapons right? And she can make magic circles to keep you out, and she can smite evil, and she can use her cleric powers for "sanctuary," and all sorts of other shit. She can teleport out too... that's the worst part."
>>35845
"I am not tired, but there's something I'd like to do to you on a bed"
>>35841
"You know she has damage reduction that makes her damn near immune to anything but magical weapons right? And she can make magic circles to keep you out, and she can smite evil, and she can use her cleric powers for "sanctuary," and all sorts of other shit. She can teleport out too... that's the worst part."
>>35845
"I am not tired, but there's something I'd like to do to you on a bed"
>>35845
>Worth a dozen executions
No shit. It's obvious to him that who she really wants to kill is him, but she is just deferring his death warrant onto her because killing him would get in the way of her ambitions (and I hope she's a little afraid of him by now...). And he's accepting Trollestia being sacrificed in his place. Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
>Worth a dozen executions
No shit. It's obvious to him that who she really wants to kill is him, but she is just deferring his death warrant onto her because killing him would get in the way of her ambitions (and I hope she's a little afraid of him by now...). And he's accepting Trollestia being sacrificed in his place. Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
>>35848
As I said before, the way in which the two of us... or four of us... look at the Tracy character is radically different from one another
As I said before, the way in which the two of us... or four of us... look at the Tracy character is radically different from one another
>>35846
>all this statistical bullshit
[confused pony noises]
If you insist on doing that, do it in the previous thread, and spare the overboard the faggotry.
>>35847
In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both, but she forgives him because reasons (I still wanna play the game), despite that seriously hurting her where it stings the most.
>killing him would get in the way of her ambitions
What ambitions? She loves him. Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him.
>I hope she's a little afraid of him by now
Why?
>Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
I didn't hadn't thought of it that way before, but sure-ish I guess... Tracy wouldn't have intended to kill him though, so it's not exactly a trade-off.
Also, to hell with the meta-faggotry. Stop asking questions about her motives and gib dialogue if you wanna' play.
>all this statistical bullshit
[confused pony noises]
If you insist on doing that, do it in the previous thread, and spare the overboard the faggotry.
>>35847
In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both, but she forgives him because reasons (I still wanna play the game), despite that seriously hurting her where it stings the most.
>killing him would get in the way of her ambitions
What ambitions? She loves him. Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him.
>I hope she's a little afraid of him by now
Why?
>Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
I didn't hadn't thought of it that way before, but sure-ish I guess... Tracy wouldn't have intended to kill him though, so it's not exactly a trade-off.
Also, to hell with the meta-faggotry. Stop asking questions about her motives and gib dialogue if you wanna' play.
I'm going to bed, it's not like Torc has anything to do anyway...
See y'all tomorrow
See y'all tomorrow
>>35850
"Well, I'm sure you've fantasized about how you'd kill her before right? So how are you going to do it?"
"Well, I'm sure you've fantasized about how you'd kill her before right? So how are you going to do it?"
>>35853
"That doesn't matter right now, Flashy. Don't let it bother you. You'll know when you need to.
Let's get you to bed. You're trembling"
"That doesn't matter right now, Flashy. Don't let it bother you. You'll know when you need to.
Let's get you to bed. You're trembling"
>>35850
>In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both
Exactly my point
>Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him
And killing him would get in the way of that
>Why?
Being feared is a deterrence against being attacked
>>35856
"I'll tremble all over you!"
\r
>In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both
Exactly my point
>Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him
And killing him would get in the way of that
>Why?
Being feared is a deterrence against being attacked
>>35856
"I'll tremble all over you!"
\r
>>35857
In fairness, I realize that Torcuil largely takes a back-seat to the ongoing action. This is partially because other characters are more assertive in their presentation/approach. Part of it too is because he's an enigmatic character. I see your point. This is his game as much as anyone's, and TBH, he started "rolling for stats" before anyone else anyway. I see what you're literally (and subliminally Xp) getting at though, and like I said; I'll think on it.
In fairness, I realize that Torcuil largely takes a back-seat to the ongoing action. This is partially because other characters are more assertive in their presentation/approach. Part of it too is because he's an enigmatic character. I see your point. This is his game as much as anyone's, and TBH, he started "rolling for stats" before anyone else anyway. I see what you're literally (and subliminally Xp) getting at though, and like I said; I'll think on it.
>>35858
>And killing him would get in the way of that
Well, that and she doesn't want to kill the person that she loves, even if part of her wants to stab him.
>Deterrence
>Implying
You don't understand her homicidal tendencies. Her stabs aren't nearly as premeditated as you'd think. Fear isn't a deterrent for her, because she doesn't behave rationally.
>And killing him would get in the way of that
Well, that and she doesn't want to kill the person that she loves, even if part of her wants to stab him.
>Deterrence
>Implying
You don't understand her homicidal tendencies. Her stabs aren't nearly as premeditated as you'd think. Fear isn't a deterrent for her, because she doesn't behave rationally.
>>35851
"I know,... I couldn't ask for more,... but the anons. I worry about them. Some of them have been on the ride for half their lifetime. I can't imagine."
"I know,... I couldn't ask for more,... but the anons. I worry about them. Some of them have been on the ride for half their lifetime. I can't imagine."
>>35862
Aren't they still in the forge? Not that she'd resist,but don't mess with Lenos's equipment..
"..Unf!"
Aren't they still in the forge? Not that she'd resist,but don't mess with Lenos's equipment..
"..Unf!"
>>35867
>Implying she hasn't been breathing down his neck in his sleep
"... I thought you'd never ask."
>Implying she hasn't been breathing down his neck in his sleep
"... I thought you'd never ask."
>>35864
Her expression sharpens, her brow furrows, and her voice focuses. "NO. Its not over. I won't let it. I don't know what we'll do, but there's still time."
And with that, I adjourn for a measly 5 hours of sleep Xp
Her expression sharpens, her brow furrows, and her voice focuses. "NO. Its not over. I won't let it. I don't know what we'll do, but there's still time."
And with that, I adjourn for a measly 5 hours of sleep Xp
>>35868
*Puts lips to pony lips*
*Kisses her passionately while still holding her by the pussy, and runs up the stairs to try to get to a room, almost tripping along the way*
Wait really? I thought Tracy would refuse that and I was going to have to make Trumpaladin take Slovenia as his sort of public "queen" so he'd have someone to go places with him and sleep in his bed
>>35870
Goodnight
*Puts lips to pony lips*
*Kisses her passionately while still holding her by the pussy, and runs up the stairs to try to get to a room, almost tripping along the way*
Wait really? I thought Tracy would refuse that and I was going to have to make Trumpaladin take Slovenia as his sort of public "queen" so he'd have someone to go places with him and sleep in his bed
>>35870
Goodnight
>>35872
Why would she ever refuse that? That's part of marriage.
Also, don't do shit that'll make Tracy want to kill her friend.
Why would she ever refuse that? That's part of marriage.
Also, don't do shit that'll make Tracy want to kill her friend.
>>35873
My body is shutting down. I gotta crash.
No degeneracy 4 U tonight. You'll have to imagine it all yourself.
My body is shutting down. I gotta crash.
No degeneracy 4 U tonight. You'll have to imagine it all yourself.
>>35875
>>35874
Tracy arrives in Trumpaladin's room. The formal one, where he sleeps when he sin't avoiding the tower. She had seen in before, and woken up in it, yet it still seems unfamiliar. Almost everything that can be gilded is, and so many of his damned trademarked products are hung on the walls or on cabinets
He Throws her on the bed and loves her, kissing her and rubbing her mane. After finishing in her, he curls up beside her. And the shivering returns
>>35859
Rolling for stats? I'm confused....
>enigmatic
Apparently I'm playing him a bit too well
>subliminally
Oh I seriously doubt you do
Rolling for stats? I'm confused....
>enigmatic
Apparently I'm playing him a bit too well
>subliminally
Oh I seriously doubt you do
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A few more shitty RPG poster memes for Torc, because I realized haven't posted any for wizards.
>>35880
>Fourth pic
Lightning is nice when you're making roast beef, but 4HP doesn't help when you're mauled to death by a lion
>Never give them alcohol
This is even more true for unicorns
Post paladin and knight memes pls
>Fourth pic
Lightning is nice when you're making roast beef, but 4HP doesn't help when you're mauled to death by a lion
>Never give them alcohol
This is even more true for unicorns
Post paladin and knight memes pls
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And for Monks.
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I swear I didn't make this one. It appeared in the Jewgle search.
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By the way, I had Trumpaladin have an in character conversation with mlpol.net's John Elway ## Moderator, who served as Trumpaladin's Patron, John Elway. He gave guidance in the most hilarious way possible. I'll post screenshots when I don't have a take-home exam to do
>>35890
reeeeee
\r
>>35890
reeeeee
\r
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