Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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*Finishes butchering monsters and feeds the giblets to her angels*
>*sounds of monster bird-thingy sizzling in a deep fryer*
[relaxed pony noises]
>*sounds of monster bird-thingy sizzling in a deep fryer*
[relaxed pony noises]
*heils in minotuar*
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>>35536
Norfilly is making the supreme, ultimate Fasce with all those sticks. Creatures of all kinds shall migrate from across the continent to behold its glory; minstrels shall sing ballads of it's power. We're talking about an artifact-tier relic here; a true legend in the making.
Norfilly is making the supreme, ultimate Fasce with all those sticks. Creatures of all kinds shall migrate from across the continent to behold its glory; minstrels shall sing ballads of it's power. We're talking about an artifact-tier relic here; a true legend in the making.
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>>35542
>Making an artifact
The ability to craft artifacts has been lost
>Image of a Mercury Dime
What'd Tracy do with that dime Trumpaladin gave her?
>Making an artifact
The ability to craft artifacts has been lost
>Image of a Mercury Dime
What'd Tracy do with that dime Trumpaladin gave her?
>>35543
It is really pretty. Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
It is really pretty. Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
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>>35543
You know what Johnny Cash asked about the faggot behind the faggot? This is the ultimate faggot, crafted from 88 hand-selected rods.
>'Many rods of common grain: Together they form an unbreakable faggot.'
>>35544
>dime
It's in her room, beneath the jibbernigger skeleton.
>>35546
That goes without saying.
>>35547
The axe blades could be omitted if we're talking about stone columns. Think of the Lincoln memorial
>this is where Lincoln logs come from
You know what Johnny Cash asked about the faggot behind the faggot? This is the ultimate faggot, crafted from 88 hand-selected rods.
>'Many rods of common grain: Together they form an unbreakable faggot.'
>>35544
>dime
It's in her room, beneath the jibbernigger skeleton.
>>35546
That goes without saying.
>>35547
The axe blades could be omitted if we're talking about stone columns. Think of the Lincoln memorial
>this is where Lincoln logs come from
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>>35545
>Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
That's one of the two in the U.S. House of Representatives, beside the speaker's podium.
>Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
That's one of the two in the U.S. House of Representatives, beside the speaker's podium.
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Behold! The Almighty Faggot!
Tracy is okay with Trumpaladin having multiple waifus
DAMMIT, TRUMPALADIN!
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*makes anti-mage daggers*
>*Faggot researches a bit*
Hey, could Tracy make a Chu-Ko-Nu crossbow attachment to one of her animated gauntlets, like Guts's repeating bow-gun in Berserk? Now that I look at it, a Chu-Ko-Nu doesn't actually require fingers to operate, since it has a pump instead of a trigger.
>*Faggot researches a bit*
Hey, could Tracy make a Chu-Ko-Nu crossbow attachment to one of her animated gauntlets, like Guts's repeating bow-gun in Berserk? Now that I look at it, a Chu-Ko-Nu doesn't actually require fingers to operate, since it has a pump instead of a trigger.
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>>35577
It doesn't even normally require a crank. Guts's bow is modified so it can be reloaded easily.
It doesn't even normally require a crank. Guts's bow is modified so it can be reloaded easily.
>>35577
A pair of dubs confirm, I'm surprised it took this long for you to suggest it. Its a relatively simple mechanism too. Range isn't the greatest, but for a repeating crossbow, who cares?
A pair of dubs confirm, I'm surprised it took this long for you to suggest it. Its a relatively simple mechanism too. Range isn't the greatest, but for a repeating crossbow, who cares?
>>35582
It could be built into the bracer, like Guts's bow (he doesn't have an arm inside that thing; it's just all mechanical). His bow, in canon, would only fire 30-40~ feet, but it saved him countless times when he was getting charged by a hoard of monsters.
>>35586
I thought the bazaar was kill after the Drow left?
It could be built into the bracer, like Guts's bow (he doesn't have an arm inside that thing; it's just all mechanical). His bow, in canon, would only fire 30-40~ feet, but it saved him countless times when he was getting charged by a hoard of monsters.
>>35586
I thought the bazaar was kill after the Drow left?
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>>35583
Sighs... wondering if there was anything to defend...
I just wanted my waifu to be best waifu...
Sighs... wondering if there was anything to defend...
I just wanted my waifu to be best waifu...
>>35590
LEO= Low Earth Is this an earthlike planet? Orbit
In the meantime, where is everyone and what is going on?
LEO= Low Earth Is this an earthlike planet? Orbit
In the meantime, where is everyone and what is going on?
>>35597
T-the tower can go full Saturn V?
Also, can Torc get some skills/feats/stat upgrades because lvl or????
T-the tower can go full Saturn V?
Also, can Torc get some skills/feats/stat upgrades because lvl or????
>>35595
>it's not D&D
This is not D&D: it's mixed nuts.
And she'll definitely use it if she can load it with anti-magick tracking bolts
>Wizard/monster would have to fish every single hooked projectile out of their flesh before they can use any magick
> heap of weapons you never use
Which ones? She's got a sword, knives, and a chain. I guess there's that composite bow, but I really only wanted a crossbow in the first place.
>I don't know what Guts is
Guts is from Berserk: one of my favorite manga.
>it's not D&D
This is not D&D: it's mixed nuts.
And she'll definitely use it if she can load it with anti-magick tracking bolts
>Wizard/monster would have to fish every single hooked projectile out of their flesh before they can use any magick
> heap of weapons you never use
Which ones? She's got a sword, knives, and a chain. I guess there's that composite bow, but I really only wanted a crossbow in the first place.
>I don't know what Guts is
Guts is from Berserk: one of my favorite manga.
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>>35600
>Wizard/monster is disabled because of shot from small arm crossbow
I don't think that's how it works
>Wizard/monster is disabled because of shot from small arm crossbow
I don't think that's how it works
>>35598
I had hinted at it back when Trump wanted some levels in space-marine,....
>>35601
"I dunno about the Wendy's outfit, but Raven and Zelda are hawt."
>leash/rope
"THIS"
>>35602
Yeah, I have to agree, that's a bit of a stretch. Dimeterium is an otherwise unknown ore in this world. It will take alot of trial and error to make stuff like insta-no-magic arrows.
I had hinted at it back when Trump wanted some levels in space-marine,....
>>35601
"I dunno about the Wendy's outfit, but Raven and Zelda are hawt."
>leash/rope
"THIS"
>>35602
Yeah, I have to agree, that's a bit of a stretch. Dimeterium is an otherwise unknown ore in this world. It will take alot of trial and error to make stuff like insta-no-magic arrows.
>>35604
As long as it goes Apollo 11 and not Apollo 1 I'm will be happy.
Did Torc ever get telescope mirrors?
As long as it goes Apollo 11 and not Apollo 1 I'm will be happy.
Did Torc ever get telescope mirrors?
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>>35601
Remember in the Witcher III, when Dikstra slipped a dimerterium ring onto Philippa's toe while she was in owl form, so she couldn't change back?
Dimerterium nerfs the crap out of mages: they can't do shit if they're touching it. By far one of the best materials in the game (and one of the most expensive).
Remember in the Witcher III, when Dikstra slipped a dimerterium ring onto Philippa's toe while she was in owl form, so she couldn't change back?
Dimerterium nerfs the crap out of mages: they can't do shit if they're touching it. By far one of the best materials in the game (and one of the most expensive).
>>35614
Um... Can I get the girdle and Suigoto from Thez? Also, can I get a listing of Suigito's stats and abilities?
Um... Can I get the girdle and Suigoto from Thez? Also, can I get a listing of Suigito's stats and abilities?
>>35616
Actually, considering haggis is guts, with some blood, Tracy should probally eat haggis to help curve her thirst for blood and guts
Actually, considering haggis is guts, with some blood, Tracy should probally eat haggis to help curve her thirst for blood and guts
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>>35609
Ikr. I used the bombs every time I had to fight a construct or elemental. Works like a charm. The only annoying part is that you can't cast signs while you're in the cloud, but it's worth it if you know how to roll properly.
>>35612
>no silver bullets
What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us? Or swarms of epic-level wolfpires? I'd like to have some silver bullets.
>balance and fairness
To Tartarus with that Bolshevik nonsense. Mages could go for some buttdevestation anyway.
It wouldn't work unless they're touching the metal anyway, unless you managed to make a splash-weapon/bomb that could scatter shavings in the air.
Ikr. I used the bombs every time I had to fight a construct or elemental. Works like a charm. The only annoying part is that you can't cast signs while you're in the cloud, but it's worth it if you know how to roll properly.
>>35612
>no silver bullets
What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us? Or swarms of epic-level wolfpires? I'd like to have some silver bullets.
>balance and fairness
To Tartarus with that Bolshevik nonsense. Mages could go for some buttdevestation anyway.
It wouldn't work unless they're touching the metal anyway, unless you managed to make a splash-weapon/bomb that could scatter shavings in the air.
>>35623
>What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us?
Then use the shit loads of other haxxor GM gave you. If that's difficult, then get creative
>What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us?
Then use the shit loads of other haxxor GM gave you. If that's difficult, then get creative
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>>35625
If it's too easy, just up the difficulty.
Why do you care so much about "balance" anyway? Weren't you complaining about mages being OP just last week?
If it's too easy, just up the difficulty.
Why do you care so much about "balance" anyway? Weren't you complaining about mages being OP just last week?
>>35632
It's far more difficult to craft things right than you appreciate. It's very easy to break a game with something being off kilter. The D&D rules are fine tuned for the best play, and deviating from them creates risk of making things too easy, too difficult, or unfair
It's far more difficult to craft things right than you appreciate. It's very easy to break a game with something being off kilter. The D&D rules are fine tuned for the best play, and deviating from them creates risk of making things too easy, too difficult, or unfair
>>35636
I'm not convinced of this. There are an exceptional number of details that I get the impression were half-assed or ill-conceived.
I'm not convinced of this. There are an exceptional number of details that I get the impression were half-assed or ill-conceived.
>>35636
>break a game
>Dimerterium bolts
How is that a game-breaker? It'd mostly just be useful to stop monsters from using annoying spell-like abilities easily, or to nerf a mage long enough to slash him before he can fish the bolt out, it wouldn't do shit to a melee fighter or a large monster.
>Muh D&D
This isn't D&D.
>break a game
>Dimerterium bolts
How is that a game-breaker? It'd mostly just be useful to stop monsters from using annoying spell-like abilities easily, or to nerf a mage long enough to slash him before he can fish the bolt out, it wouldn't do shit to a melee fighter or a large monster.
>Muh D&D
This isn't D&D.
>Torc's faggot leans back as everyone os debating about D&D rules
>Remembers killing Klefka with a well thought out meme and a bit of luck
I'm fucking glad
>Remembers killing Klefka with a well thought out meme and a bit of luck
I'm fucking glad
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Sorcerer/Wizard_Spell_List
GM, will you accept this?
If so, what lvl srry I always forget and schools of magic?
GM, will you accept this?
If so, what lvl srry I always forget and schools of magic?
>>35656
This RPG needs moar memes. I feel like the players have rulecucked themselves a little bit and forgotten to shitpost.
This RPG needs moar memes. I feel like the players have rulecucked themselves a little bit and forgotten to shitpost.
Is there a place outside the stables that Tracy can semi-safely take her birds? It can't be healthy for them to be cooped-up in there.
Also, their official names are Sam and Bunny, because reasons.
Also, their official names are Sam and Bunny, because reasons.
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>>35659
>needs more shitposting
A dial appears infront of Torcuil labeled "OP SHITPOSTING POWERS." It is currently set to "calm, you can't be that weird." Torc turns it to "THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES"
Remember, you unleashed this evil...
I can't wait to have my PC back this week. Then my shitposting can be better
>needs more shitposting
A dial appears infront of Torcuil labeled "OP SHITPOSTING POWERS." It is currently set to "calm, you can't be that weird." Torc turns it to "THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES"
Remember, you unleashed this evil...
I can't wait to have my PC back this week. Then my shitposting can be better
>>35661
yea.
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 17
hp 135
Fort Refl Will
+10 +5 +10
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive
inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) ,
belt +5 str
gloves of sparking
8 grenades
cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth
skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
4 intimidation
2 tracking
>>35664
fucking do it!,please?
>>35666
>>35664
awww he's got a point though you gotta take em outside sometime
yea.
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 17
hp 135
Fort Refl Will
+10 +5 +10
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive
inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) ,
belt +5 str
gloves of sparking
8 grenades
cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth
skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
4 intimidation
2 tracking
>>35664
fucking do it!,please?
>>35666
>>35664
awww he's got a point though you gotta take em outside sometime
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>>35663
It's an idea though.
She just wants to take them out a bit. They need to be properly trained too.
*gives a little bit of fried fiend to each bird as special treat*
>>35666
quad-nerfing meanie
I meant like a balcony or something. Somewhere high-up where they can get some fresh air look down at the world.
>>35667
Ikr
>>35668
I want to build all kinds of constructs.
Is there a facility in the shop that assembles constructs?
It's an idea though.
She just wants to take them out a bit. They need to be properly trained too.
*gives a little bit of fried fiend to each bird as special treat*
>>35666
quad-nerfing meanie
I meant like a balcony or something. Somewhere high-up where they can get some fresh air look down at the world.
>>35667
Ikr
>>35668
I want to build all kinds of constructs.
Is there a facility in the shop that assembles constructs?
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
>This would be fine, but when everyone else is adventuring with theirs I get bored
Welp, I guess Torc decides to investigate that one place him and Thez ended up
>>35680
This
>This would be fine, but when everyone else is adventuring with theirs I get bored
Welp, I guess Torc decides to investigate that one place him and Thez ended up
>>35680
This
>>35681
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
Dude. Are you shitting me. Have you LOOKED at the d&d wiki entry for the Celestial Charger?
*Face Palms*
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
Dude. Are you shitting me. Have you LOOKED at the d&d wiki entry for the Celestial Charger?
*Face Palms*
>>35681
I've been envying that Horse for a long time. If you're not going to use her then can I have her?
I've been envying that Horse for a long time. If you're not going to use her then can I have her?
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*Puts anti-magick daggers in pouch*
Btw, how big are the stables? It has dividers, but how many spaces?
>>35689
Care to help get rid of her?
Btw, how big are the stables? It has dividers, but how many spaces?
>>35689
Care to help get rid of her?
>>35693
I never approved the anti-magic daggers, I just said that daggers were available, and that was directed mostly at Trump, cuz he doesn't have any.
I never approved the anti-magic daggers, I just said that daggers were available, and that was directed mostly at Trump, cuz he doesn't have any.
>>35699
>ASAP
One does not simply raid Cardishore. That's enemy territory and unlike last time they know who you are
>ASAP
One does not simply raid Cardishore. That's enemy territory and unlike last time they know who you are
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>>35696
Um.... Any chance I can get Trollestia as a Paladin's Mount? I've noticed she has very strict motivation requirements, where any request has to be framed through one of two things that she cares about (reducing suffering, and sowing discord) but once you have one or both of those, she'll do almost anything to that end
Um.... Any chance I can get Trollestia as a Paladin's Mount? I've noticed she has very strict motivation requirements, where any request has to be framed through one of two things that she cares about (reducing suffering, and sowing discord) but once you have one or both of those, she'll do almost anything to that end
>>35708
It's not a shopping mall. It's an enemy stronghold and an allegorical representation of social media
It's not a shopping mall. It's an enemy stronghold and an allegorical representation of social media
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>>35717
THIS
Krenshall is Japan in this game. It has Hitech stuff. You want stuff, go there. Cardishore is Facebook. It has nothing but soulless drones.
THIS
Krenshall is Japan in this game. It has Hitech stuff. You want stuff, go there. Cardishore is Facebook. It has nothing but soulless drones.
>>35720
im sure they confiscated some nice weapons, and plus i suspect (((they have something vaulable there.
im sure they confiscated some nice weapons, and plus i suspect (((they have something vaulable there.
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>>35729
>Torc needs a horse to get a horse
>>35730
He can't teleport somewhere he hasn't been..
Can he?
>mount spell
That'll work
>Torc needs a horse to get a horse
>>35730
He can't teleport somewhere he hasn't been..
Can he?
>mount spell
That'll work
>>35732
RIDE. TROLLESTIA! They will be impressed that you have a pretty Unicorn! They were impressed when I had Fae the last time we were there
RIDE. TROLLESTIA! They will be impressed that you have a pretty Unicorn! They were impressed when I had Fae the last time we were there
>>35735
Oh My God we have our story. We are infiltrating the fuck out of Cardishore
"Hell yes I will be. You ready to beat the shit out of a bunch of people?"
Oh My God we have our story. We are infiltrating the fuck out of Cardishore
"Hell yes I will be. You ready to beat the shit out of a bunch of people?"
>>35734
>Implying my shitposting powers won't be enough to impress them
No, no Trollestia....
Also, where the hell is GM?
>Implying my shitposting powers won't be enough to impress them
No, no Trollestia....
Also, where the hell is GM?
>>35734
Why would he ride something when he's on a quest to assemble the parts to replace it? That's both insensitive and counter-intuitive.
Why would he ride something when he's on a quest to assemble the parts to replace it? That's both insensitive and counter-intuitive.
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>>35747
How could your possibly forget that line where Trollestia said to Torcuil "I am here for you as your steed and ally," clearly friend-zoning him? It was funny as fuck to see him friend-zoned, but it was also her telling him he can ride her in a non-sexual way probably pretty much at will
>>35747
We're so taking that horn. Her bracers too
>>35746
"You'll even be able to thank hitler on television after you win. Just look at the expression in the jew's faces"
How could your possibly forget that line where Trollestia said to Torcuil "I am here for you as your steed and ally," clearly friend-zoning him? It was funny as fuck to see him friend-zoned, but it was also her telling him he can ride her in a non-sexual way probably pretty much at will
>>35747
We're so taking that horn. Her bracers too
>>35746
"You'll even be able to thank hitler on television after you win. Just look at the expression in the jew's faces"
>>35749
Haha, I called the Horn first...
Ugh, I gotta wait for GM so Torc can engineer a steampunk waifu...
Haha, I called the Horn first...
Ugh, I gotta wait for GM so Torc can engineer a steampunk waifu...
>>35750
"It'll get even better when you punch a kike Journalist's face in on TV. And the looks of the others dying who just can't even as you quote the fuher while punching jews will be the best television there is. We'll have yuge ratings, believe me"
>>35751
No, I made a pact with Tracy to kill her, so I get first pick. Well, maybe Tracy, but close enough
"It'll get even better when you punch a kike Journalist's face in on TV. And the looks of the others dying who just can't even as you quote the fuher while punching jews will be the best television there is. We'll have yuge ratings, believe me"
>>35751
No, I made a pact with Tracy to kill her, so I get first pick. Well, maybe Tracy, but close enough
>>35753
For reasons I cannot understand Torcuil does not want Trollestia as a mount. Can I mount her?
For reasons I cannot understand Torcuil does not want Trollestia as a mount. Can I mount her?
>>35748
You can have the horn. It'd be most useful with him.
Tracy will save some of the blood for Taylor, because reasons.
The rest of the carcass belongs to Tracy through.
Fyi. Tracy is now hunting all Celestials too now, instead of just fiends. Fug Celestials, every single one of them.
>>35749
>We're so taking that..
Gets to have the bracers if he actually kills her, but only if he actually, seriously goes through with it.
>>35751
If the citizens of Krenshal are autistic as legends say, steampunk waifus might be a hit.
>>35754
NO!
You can have the horn. It'd be most useful with him.
Tracy will save some of the blood for Taylor, because reasons.
The rest of the carcass belongs to Tracy through.
Fyi. Tracy is now hunting all Celestials too now, instead of just fiends. Fug Celestials, every single one of them.
>>35749
>We're so taking that..
Gets to have the bracers if he actually kills her, but only if he actually, seriously goes through with it.
>>35751
If the citizens of Krenshal are autistic as legends say, steampunk waifus might be a hit.
>>35754
NO!
>>35759
He just said he's willing to kill her. What kind of shallow prick would still ride her?
Also, he can just summon a horse, or turn into a Pegasus.
He just said he's willing to kill her. What kind of shallow prick would still ride her?
Also, he can just summon a horse, or turn into a Pegasus.
>>35759
Torc using the Mount spell to summon a shetland pony and rides it to Krenshal
Torc/Troll isn't gonna happen, even as rider/mount so shut up
Torc using the Mount spell to summon a shetland pony and rides it to Krenshal
Torc/Troll isn't gonna happen, even as rider/mount so shut up
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>where's GM
Cuz you haven't figured out what I do on monday nights?
>>35697
For what?
>>35700
I think I alluded to "no".
>>35703
>>35704
>>35705
e_e
>>35706
e\\_/e
>>35707
Is that a serious question?
>>35719
Oh look, someone paid attention. Ty for that.
>>35721
That's a no.
>>35727
*sigh*
>>35728
The purple one actually
>>35741
He says, literally occupying the streaming room GM has been monitoring
>>35751
>steampunk waifu
So many levels of "No"
>>35754
OH no
>>35755
What bracers?
>>35758
See above.
>>35769
e_e
Cuz you haven't figured out what I do on monday nights?
>>35697
For what?
>>35700
I think I alluded to "no".
>>35703
>>35704
>>35705
e_e
>>35706
e\\_/e
>>35707
Is that a serious question?
>>35719
Oh look, someone paid attention. Ty for that.
>>35721
That's a no.
>>35727
*sigh*
>>35728
The purple one actually
>>35741
He says, literally occupying the streaming room GM has been monitoring
>>35751
>steampunk waifu
So many levels of "No"
>>35754
OH no
>>35755
What bracers?
>>35758
See above.
>>35769
e_e
>>35778
>too late
Torcuil explodes in a display of gore and blood spatter, rematerializing in the Entertron.
>too late
Torcuil explodes in a display of gore and blood spatter, rematerializing in the Entertron.
>>35784
I didn't say "no fun", that was for suggesting it was too late to say no. Its never too late.
I didn't say "no fun", that was for suggesting it was too late to say no. Its never too late.
>>35787
TALK TO TROLLESTIA! A girl friend zones you and your response is to kill her? Jesus, what's wrong with you?
TALK TO TROLLESTIA! A girl friend zones you and your response is to kill her? Jesus, what's wrong with you?
>>35787
Pay respects to whom? Torcuil is right there, next to the blood splotch that used to be Torcuil.
>no crazy steampunk waifu
Cry me a river
Pay respects to whom? Torcuil is right there, next to the blood splotch that used to be Torcuil.
>no crazy steampunk waifu
Cry me a river
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>>35785
>she deserved better
Are we still talking about Tracy here?
Yeah, she does.
>>35787
Even if it were a hopeless endeavor, a that wouldn't stop a wizard NEET from believing/trying. It'd be a good motivation for him to venture to Krenshal, even if he doesn't succeed.
>>35789
She'll be dead in two weeks. Stop shipping.
>she deserved better
Are we still talking about Tracy here?
Yeah, she does.
>>35787
Even if it were a hopeless endeavor, a that wouldn't stop a wizard NEET from believing/trying. It'd be a good motivation for him to venture to Krenshal, even if he doesn't succeed.
>>35789
She'll be dead in two weeks. Stop shipping.
>>35791
Yes, but anything I approve a "Just a" idea, I get hammered with "Well then this, that, the other thing, the other thing's pet dog, their dog's pet hamster,...." demands/requests. You'll pardon me if I am reticent in approving a robo-ponk.
Yes, but anything I approve a "Just a" idea, I get hammered with "Well then this, that, the other thing, the other thing's pet dog, their dog's pet hamster,...." demands/requests. You'll pardon me if I am reticent in approving a robo-ponk.
>>35800
>Holy shit she's powerful
Not everyone want relationships purely for the sake of power, Mr. Paladin.
>Holy shit she's powerful
Not everyone want relationships purely for the sake of power, Mr. Paladin.
>>35801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPX-mW4l1rU
You can't let something that beautiful go to waste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPX-mW4l1rU
You can't let something that beautiful go to waste
>>35808
e_e You said Ponk. The term/concept "Ponk" is a sextup-ally bladed one, and one I'm certain to regret haphazardly approving.
e_e You said Ponk. The term/concept "Ponk" is a sextup-ally bladed one, and one I'm certain to regret haphazardly approving.
>>35813
Just go talk to Trollestia! You can't just kill off waifus and allies you don't like and just poof replace them with magical ones
Lord knows I would have done that a very long time ago
Just go talk to Trollestia! You can't just kill off waifus and allies you don't like and just poof replace them with magical ones
Lord knows I would have done that a very long time ago
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>>35817
It's good that he doesn't want her, because she has to die at this point.
Stop lingering on it.
>same personalities
Ponk is not nearly as simple. One does not simply generalize the motives of Ponk.
It's good that he doesn't want her, because she has to die at this point.
Stop lingering on it.
>same personalities
Ponk is not nearly as simple. One does not simply generalize the motives of Ponk.
>>35820
>boss fight
That was a metaphor/reference. It was to illustrate the severity of what you're asking for.
>didn't happen immediately so hate
I said I'd think about it
>boss fight
That was a metaphor/reference. It was to illustrate the severity of what you're asking for.
>didn't happen immediately so hate
I said I'd think about it
>>35822
>Ponk is not nearly as simple.
Well yeah. I think she'd be even scarier to deal with than Trollestia
>She has to die at this point
C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
>>35823
"D'aww. You're so cute Tracy"
*rocks little pony back and forth between his arms*
*rubs his face against pony fur*
>Ponk is not nearly as simple.
Well yeah. I think she'd be even scarier to deal with than Trollestia
>She has to die at this point
C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
>>35823
"D'aww. You're so cute Tracy"
*rocks little pony back and forth between his arms*
*rubs his face against pony fur*
>>35825
>C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
I thought you'd get bent out of shape about it, but sure... She'd gladly share with her husband..
>tfw wanted to freak him out by eating the unicorn's corpse in front of him...
Do you intend for him to wear that skin under the other two suits of armor.
Also, to tartarus with this meta-faggotry
They are now discussing the above via dialogue/telepathy.
Say something.
>C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
I thought you'd get bent out of shape about it, but sure... She'd gladly share with her husband..
>tfw wanted to freak him out by eating the unicorn's corpse in front of him...
Do you intend for him to wear that skin under the other two suits of armor.
Also, to tartarus with this meta-faggotry
They are now discussing the above via dialogue/telepathy.
Say something.
>>35830
"Sad. I read some stuff about the future of MLP and I haven't been able to get it out of my head...."
"Sad. I read some stuff about the future of MLP and I haven't been able to get it out of my head...."
>>35827
Are you familiar with Native American Tradition and mythology? Using every part of the animal is a way to be respectful to the slain...
She still deserves better
>>35828
"Are you sure you need to kill her Tracy? Surely there must be something she can do for you? Did you know she insisted on me being nicer to your birds?"
Are you familiar with Native American Tradition and mythology? Using every part of the animal is a way to be respectful to the slain...
She still deserves better
>>35828
"Are you sure you need to kill her Tracy? Surely there must be something she can do for you? Did you know she insisted on me being nicer to your birds?"
>>35833
Poor appel hoers. What the hell is hasbro thinking?
So, I guess I have nothing to do.
>sits around waiting for something
Poor appel hoers. What the hell is hasbro thinking?
So, I guess I have nothing to do.
>sits around waiting for something
>>35839
*Gives thousand yard stare*
*pets*
"How do you want to do it and when?"
*Kind of shaking*
It's not just NPC utility, it's that he's being forced to murder a (relative) innocent because of his fuckery
*Gives thousand yard stare*
*pets*
"How do you want to do it and when?"
*Kind of shaking*
It's not just NPC utility, it's that he's being forced to murder a (relative) innocent because of his fuckery
>>35837
"How could I? OC? Rallying under a banner? Petitions?"
>>35836
You can still venture to Krenshall, you can shop or devise or construct items as you like, just no robo-Ponks. And limitations are only cuz its friggin Monday.
>>35838
"I'm not so sure. I've lost plenty of things, have grown accustomed to it. What kills me is seeing those who I've come to appreciate losing what is important to them that makes it hard."
"How could I? OC? Rallying under a banner? Petitions?"
>>35836
You can still venture to Krenshall, you can shop or devise or construct items as you like, just no robo-Ponks. And limitations are only cuz its friggin Monday.
>>35838
"I'm not so sure. I've lost plenty of things, have grown accustomed to it. What kills me is seeing those who I've come to appreciate losing what is important to them that makes it hard."
>>35842
Torc summons yet another shetland and heads to krenshall
Plz let there be a quest in need of a wizard there
Torc summons yet another shetland and heads to krenshall
Plz let there be a quest in need of a wizard there
>>35840
"I don't know when, Flashy, but don't let it worry you."
*helps to chair*
"Are you alright, Flashy? I can take you to bed if you're tired."
>relatively innocent
Not from Tracy's perspective. To her, that's worth a dozen executions. She did the one thing she absolutely cannot forgive.
"I don't know when, Flashy, but don't let it worry you."
*helps to chair*
"Are you alright, Flashy? I can take you to bed if you're tired."
>relatively innocent
Not from Tracy's perspective. To her, that's worth a dozen executions. She did the one thing she absolutely cannot forgive.
>>35839
>>35841
"You know she has damage reduction that makes her damn near immune to anything but magical weapons right? And she can make magic circles to keep you out, and she can smite evil, and she can use her cleric powers for "sanctuary," and all sorts of other shit. She can teleport out too... that's the worst part."
>>35845
"I am not tired, but there's something I'd like to do to you on a bed"
>>35841
"You know she has damage reduction that makes her damn near immune to anything but magical weapons right? And she can make magic circles to keep you out, and she can smite evil, and she can use her cleric powers for "sanctuary," and all sorts of other shit. She can teleport out too... that's the worst part."
>>35845
"I am not tired, but there's something I'd like to do to you on a bed"
>>35845
>Worth a dozen executions
No shit. It's obvious to him that who she really wants to kill is him, but she is just deferring his death warrant onto her because killing him would get in the way of her ambitions (and I hope she's a little afraid of him by now...). And he's accepting Trollestia being sacrificed in his place. Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
>Worth a dozen executions
No shit. It's obvious to him that who she really wants to kill is him, but she is just deferring his death warrant onto her because killing him would get in the way of her ambitions (and I hope she's a little afraid of him by now...). And he's accepting Trollestia being sacrificed in his place. Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
>>35848
As I said before, the way in which the two of us... or four of us... look at the Tracy character is radically different from one another
As I said before, the way in which the two of us... or four of us... look at the Tracy character is radically different from one another
>>35846
>all this statistical bullshit
[confused pony noises]
If you insist on doing that, do it in the previous thread, and spare the overboard the faggotry.
>>35847
In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both, but she forgives him because reasons (I still wanna play the game), despite that seriously hurting her where it stings the most.
>killing him would get in the way of her ambitions
What ambitions? She loves him. Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him.
>I hope she's a little afraid of him by now
Why?
>Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
I didn't hadn't thought of it that way before, but sure-ish I guess... Tracy wouldn't have intended to kill him though, so it's not exactly a trade-off.
Also, to hell with the meta-faggotry. Stop asking questions about her motives and gib dialogue if you wanna' play.
>all this statistical bullshit
[confused pony noises]
If you insist on doing that, do it in the previous thread, and spare the overboard the faggotry.
>>35847
In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both, but she forgives him because reasons (I still wanna play the game), despite that seriously hurting her where it stings the most.
>killing him would get in the way of her ambitions
What ambitions? She loves him. Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him.
>I hope she's a little afraid of him by now
Why?
>Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
I didn't hadn't thought of it that way before, but sure-ish I guess... Tracy wouldn't have intended to kill him though, so it's not exactly a trade-off.
Also, to hell with the meta-faggotry. Stop asking questions about her motives and gib dialogue if you wanna' play.
I'm going to bed, it's not like Torc has anything to do anyway...
See y'all tomorrow
See y'all tomorrow
>>35850
"Well, I'm sure you've fantasized about how you'd kill her before right? So how are you going to do it?"
"Well, I'm sure you've fantasized about how you'd kill her before right? So how are you going to do it?"
>>35853
"That doesn't matter right now, Flashy. Don't let it bother you. You'll know when you need to.
Let's get you to bed. You're trembling"
"That doesn't matter right now, Flashy. Don't let it bother you. You'll know when you need to.
Let's get you to bed. You're trembling"
>>35850
>In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both
Exactly my point
>Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him
And killing him would get in the way of that
>Why?
Being feared is a deterrence against being attacked
>>35856
"I'll tremble all over you!"
\r
>In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both
Exactly my point
>Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him
And killing him would get in the way of that
>Why?
Being feared is a deterrence against being attacked
>>35856
"I'll tremble all over you!"
\r
>>35857
In fairness, I realize that Torcuil largely takes a back-seat to the ongoing action. This is partially because other characters are more assertive in their presentation/approach. Part of it too is because he's an enigmatic character. I see your point. This is his game as much as anyone's, and TBH, he started "rolling for stats" before anyone else anyway. I see what you're literally (and subliminally Xp) getting at though, and like I said; I'll think on it.
In fairness, I realize that Torcuil largely takes a back-seat to the ongoing action. This is partially because other characters are more assertive in their presentation/approach. Part of it too is because he's an enigmatic character. I see your point. This is his game as much as anyone's, and TBH, he started "rolling for stats" before anyone else anyway. I see what you're literally (and subliminally Xp) getting at though, and like I said; I'll think on it.
>>35858
>And killing him would get in the way of that
Well, that and she doesn't want to kill the person that she loves, even if part of her wants to stab him.
>Deterrence
>Implying
You don't understand her homicidal tendencies. Her stabs aren't nearly as premeditated as you'd think. Fear isn't a deterrent for her, because she doesn't behave rationally.
>And killing him would get in the way of that
Well, that and she doesn't want to kill the person that she loves, even if part of her wants to stab him.
>Deterrence
>Implying
You don't understand her homicidal tendencies. Her stabs aren't nearly as premeditated as you'd think. Fear isn't a deterrent for her, because she doesn't behave rationally.
>>35851
"I know,... I couldn't ask for more,... but the anons. I worry about them. Some of them have been on the ride for half their lifetime. I can't imagine."
"I know,... I couldn't ask for more,... but the anons. I worry about them. Some of them have been on the ride for half their lifetime. I can't imagine."
>>35862
Aren't they still in the forge? Not that she'd resist,but don't mess with Lenos's equipment..
"..Unf!"
Aren't they still in the forge? Not that she'd resist,but don't mess with Lenos's equipment..
"..Unf!"
>>35867
>Implying she hasn't been breathing down his neck in his sleep
"... I thought you'd never ask."
>Implying she hasn't been breathing down his neck in his sleep
"... I thought you'd never ask."
>>35864
Her expression sharpens, her brow furrows, and her voice focuses. "NO. Its not over. I won't let it. I don't know what we'll do, but there's still time."
And with that, I adjourn for a measly 5 hours of sleep Xp
Her expression sharpens, her brow furrows, and her voice focuses. "NO. Its not over. I won't let it. I don't know what we'll do, but there's still time."
And with that, I adjourn for a measly 5 hours of sleep Xp
>>35868
*Puts lips to pony lips*
*Kisses her passionately while still holding her by the pussy, and runs up the stairs to try to get to a room, almost tripping along the way*
Wait really? I thought Tracy would refuse that and I was going to have to make Trumpaladin take Slovenia as his sort of public "queen" so he'd have someone to go places with him and sleep in his bed
>>35870
Goodnight
*Puts lips to pony lips*
*Kisses her passionately while still holding her by the pussy, and runs up the stairs to try to get to a room, almost tripping along the way*
Wait really? I thought Tracy would refuse that and I was going to have to make Trumpaladin take Slovenia as his sort of public "queen" so he'd have someone to go places with him and sleep in his bed
>>35870
Goodnight
>>35872
Why would she ever refuse that? That's part of marriage.
Also, don't do shit that'll make Tracy want to kill her friend.
Why would she ever refuse that? That's part of marriage.
Also, don't do shit that'll make Tracy want to kill her friend.
>>35873
My body is shutting down. I gotta crash.
No degeneracy 4 U tonight. You'll have to imagine it all yourself.
My body is shutting down. I gotta crash.
No degeneracy 4 U tonight. You'll have to imagine it all yourself.
>>35875
>>35874
Tracy arrives in Trumpaladin's room. The formal one, where he sleeps when he sin't avoiding the tower. She had seen in before, and woken up in it, yet it still seems unfamiliar. Almost everything that can be gilded is, and so many of his damned trademarked products are hung on the walls or on cabinets
He Throws her on the bed and loves her, kissing her and rubbing her mane. After finishing in her, he curls up beside her. And the shivering returns
>>35859
Rolling for stats? I'm confused....
>enigmatic
Apparently I'm playing him a bit too well
>subliminally
Oh I seriously doubt you do
Rolling for stats? I'm confused....
>enigmatic
Apparently I'm playing him a bit too well
>subliminally
Oh I seriously doubt you do
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A few more shitty RPG poster memes for Torc, because I realized haven't posted any for wizards.
>>35880
>Fourth pic
Lightning is nice when you're making roast beef, but 4HP doesn't help when you're mauled to death by a lion
>Never give them alcohol
This is even more true for unicorns
Post paladin and knight memes pls
>Fourth pic
Lightning is nice when you're making roast beef, but 4HP doesn't help when you're mauled to death by a lion
>Never give them alcohol
This is even more true for unicorns
Post paladin and knight memes pls
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And for Monks.
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I swear I didn't make this one. It appeared in the Jewgle search.
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By the way, I had Trumpaladin have an in character conversation with mlpol.net's John Elway ## Moderator, who served as Trumpaladin's Patron, John Elway. He gave guidance in the most hilarious way possible. I'll post screenshots when I don't have a take-home exam to do
>>35890
reeeeee
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>>35890
reeeeee
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>>35907
>Hiroshima recently installed some bullshit on every SFW board.
link me to the thread on here, i looked for it but i can't find it.
>Hiroshima recently installed some bullshit on every SFW board.
link me to the thread on here, i looked for it but i can't find it.
>>35913
Because he's a jew.
>During 2008 the site generated an annual revenue upwards of ¥100 million for its founder Hiroyuki Nishimura.[1]
https://web.archive.org/web/20080527190538/http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/magazine/16-06/mf_hiroyuki?currentPage=2
Because he's a jew.
>During 2008 the site generated an annual revenue upwards of ¥100 million for its founder Hiroyuki Nishimura.[1]
https://web.archive.org/web/20080527190538/http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/magazine/16-06/mf_hiroyuki?currentPage=2
Tracy is once again in the forge, making knives and other sharp objects.
She has her wand with her (taken back while nobody was looking) and is working on a sweet-looking Bane dagger, humming to herself happily.
She has her wand with her (taken back while nobody was looking) and is working on a sweet-looking Bane dagger, humming to herself happily.
>>35921
"me forgive you for cutting my balls off and burning me after me apologized for the eye thing."
"me forgive you for cutting my balls off and burning me after me apologized for the eye thing."
>>35922
"Oh, sure... (very quietly: 'sorry') I thought I'd fix whatever was bugging you. I guess the issue must've been in your balls in the first place."
"Oh, sure... (very quietly: 'sorry') I thought I'd fix whatever was bugging you. I guess the issue must've been in your balls in the first place."
Trumpaladin wakes up alone. He wanders down to the printing area - the area with all of the machines - and looks over the machinery. He goes to the infirmary, and drops a certain critical vial off into cold storage.
He considers calling Fae, who he gad not seen since he left so abruptly, to ask her the progress on the training
He considers calling Fae, who he gad not seen since he left so abruptly, to ask her the progress on the training
>>35930
"It's my special talent. Everypony has one. It's an equine thing though, so you wouldn't understand.."
"It's my special talent. Everypony has one. It's an equine thing though, so you wouldn't understand.."
>>35932
>slightly annoyed
"A cutie mark doesn't necessarily reveal everything about a pony. Mine is one of the vague ones.."
>slightly annoyed
"A cutie mark doesn't necessarily reveal everything about a pony. Mine is one of the vague ones.."
Torc continues riding the shetland he summoned
Boy, I sure hope no random encounters happen to Torc when GM gets back
Boy, I sure hope no random encounters happen to Torc when GM gets back
Trumpaladin goes to the kitchen and summons a cake. He leaves it in the stable, with a handwritten note
"I am sorry"
"I am sorry"
>>35940
"A blond bitch named Aryanne. We didn't get along well, but we often crossed paths on /mlp/."
"A blond bitch named Aryanne. We didn't get along well, but we often crossed paths on /mlp/."
>>35941
*nostalgic look*
"I wonder whatever happened to her.. We tried to kill eachother last time we met, but Anons always tried to insist that we had something in common.. "
*nostalgic look*
"I wonder whatever happened to her.. We tried to kill eachother last time we met, but Anons always tried to insist that we had something in common.. "
A thought occurs to Trumpaladin. That rapier in the vault. He goes to the vault to retrieve it
>>35944
I hope not. I don't recall him being given them back and GM didn't say anything when I mentioned taking one of the weapons. Of course, I wasn't there for the freeing of Darkie
I hope not. I don't recall him being given them back and GM didn't say anything when I mentioned taking one of the weapons. Of course, I wasn't there for the freeing of Darkie
>>35945
Pretty sure that's one of the things he asked for in his deal.
Also, they weren't in the vault anyway.
Pretty sure that's one of the things he asked for in his deal.
Also, they weren't in the vault anyway.
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>>35952
You don't understand. That's not a normal rapier. That's a very high level, very expensive magical sword with the ability to drain constitution from an opponent through a touch attack. It's an epic way to reduce enemy hit points.
You don't understand. That's not a normal rapier. That's a very high level, very expensive magical sword with the ability to drain constitution from an opponent through a touch attack. It's an epic way to reduce enemy hit points.
If he asked Tracy, she could forge him a punching-rapier or whatever he needed. She and Infernius are in the forge.
>>35945
"She'd only talk to certain kinds of creatures. I guess there must be something about you half worth respecting.
>>35955
I know. That why I wanted it so much. I just didn't want to be a loot whore, since it seemed people were bothered by it.
>>35945
"She'd only talk to certain kinds of creatures. I guess there must be something about you half worth respecting.
>>35955
I know. That why I wanted it so much. I just didn't want to be a loot whore, since it seemed people were bothered by it.
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>>35974
*picks up pony*
"You want to ride a white knight?"
pic related
>>35975
*glad he doesn't seem to be pissed off at him*
"I... I'm expecting it to be dangerous this time around. Darkie knows something about this realm and about Cardishore. I wouldn't want to go without asking him about that place first. Ask Thez and Lenos as well. People who know what's going on. Because we sure don't"
*picks up pony*
"You want to ride a white knight?"
pic related
>>35975
*glad he doesn't seem to be pissed off at him*
"I... I'm expecting it to be dangerous this time around. Darkie knows something about this realm and about Cardishore. I wouldn't want to go without asking him about that place first. Ask Thez and Lenos as well. People who know what's going on. Because we sure don't"
Question time cause I just had an idea for a boss.
Is there a bird/human race?
>>35976
Why are you guys going to Cardishore?
Is there a bird/human race?
>>35976
Why are you guys going to Cardishore?
>>35977
>why
Because Tracy's faggot and Infernius's faggot want it. I think it's smarter to delay, because I am expecting something big
>>35978
"Yeah. Last I saw he was going to see the bitch dragon"
why does the black dragonne get to live,
while Trollestia, who did nothing wrong, has an execution date pending?
>>35980
Puts Tracy on his back
"D'aww. You're so cute. What are you up to this morning?"
>why
Because Tracy's faggot and Infernius's faggot want it. I think it's smarter to delay, because I am expecting something big
>>35978
"Yeah. Last I saw he was going to see the bitch dragon"
why does the black dragonne get to live,
while Trollestia, who did nothing wrong, has an execution date pending?
>>35980
Puts Tracy on his back
"D'aww. You're so cute. What are you up to this morning?"
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>>35979
Thats exactly the thing I was thinking of, thanks
>>35981
>why does dragon live and troll die
Because https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3A3hVn2iFjI
Thats exactly the thing I was thinking of, thanks
>>35981
>why does dragon live and troll die
Because https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3A3hVn2iFjI
>>35982
Or, it means we piss off the GM with our stupidity and he gladly obliges when you all walk into a death trap, get killed, and lose all of your equipment. In your case, again.
Or, it means we piss off the GM with our stupidity and he gladly obliges when you all walk into a death trap, get killed, and lose all of your equipment. In your case, again.
>>35982
Wait. That's in character
"Do you want your child to die? Because when you take risks, you're sharing them with your child. Now let's collect information, and know what to expect before we go"
Wait. That's in character
"Do you want your child to die? Because when you take risks, you're sharing them with your child. Now let's collect information, and know what to expect before we go"
>>35987
Then wouldn't it be a good idea to find out ahead of time if there are lichs or magic shields or whatever waiting for you before you attempt to find a back door?
"Oh neat! what kinds of daggers...
I'z want dagger..."
>>35988
"I know right! All sorts of beautiful stuff could be made from her. Armor, bar decorations, who knows what else"
Then wouldn't it be a good idea to find out ahead of time if there are lichs or magic shields or whatever waiting for you before you attempt to find a back door?
"Oh neat! what kinds of daggers...
I'z want dagger..."
>>35988
"I know right! All sorts of beautiful stuff could be made from her. Armor, bar decorations, who knows what else"
>>35992
"Evil? Evil is one thing. Bitch killed five of my men. My men. We killed humans - with dignity and rights - for doing far less back in Texas"
"Evil? Evil is one thing. Bitch killed five of my men. My men. We killed humans - with dignity and rights - for doing far less back in Texas"
"Just what could he have run into that could've killed him? He's just on a long date."
>>36003
im fucking jealous of you texas fags and your whataburger there are none in Louisiana REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"im getting a vision ohhh ohhh hitler said RE CONQUISTA whatever that means."
im fucking jealous of you texas fags and your whataburger there are none in Louisiana REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"im getting a vision ohhh ohhh hitler said RE CONQUISTA whatever that means."
>>36003
"Yeah, there was that week after you and I-...
..Anyway, he's taking her to her new home by the beach. All he ever does is sit on his ass in the forge here anyway, so I don't see why he'd be in a hurry to come back soon."
"Yeah, there was that week after you and I-...
..Anyway, he's taking her to her new home by the beach. All he ever does is sit on his ass in the forge here anyway, so I don't see why he'd be in a hurry to come back soon."
>>36014
>broad
"Eh, not really.. I intend to make a few more.
>Like what?
"I used to have the perfect knife for every job.. I guess about it's time to build-up again, since I don't know when I'm ever going to see my collection.."
>broad
"Eh, not really.. I intend to make a few more.
>Like what?
"I used to have the perfect knife for every job.. I guess about it's time to build-up again, since I don't know when I'm ever going to see my collection.."
Could Tracy make possibly Bane knives that turn blue or something when their targeted creatures are around, like in the Hobbit?
>>36018
".... I've grown since then.. I'm not dumb enough to go through the front door anymore...
.. Besides, I've got a bone to pick with the security..."
>>36018
".... I've grown since then.. I'm not dumb enough to go through the front door anymore...
.. Besides, I've got a bone to pick with the security..."
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>>36036
*deadly serious look*
"Why do you think you could phase your way in? Do you think they hadn't thought of that? Do you think they can't make a magic barrier like they did in the court city after you are in? And as for stabbing, do you think they don't have reinforcements? You know you're not super tough. I could take you out in a single round. They don't have smite evil, so it'd be more difficult, but enough guards and you're out. Basic archers damn near took out Torcuil. Then again, a lion did take out Torcuil. Think. Or else, you're losing yourself, your new weapons, your bracers and your hat and your only ever child"
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*deadly serious look*
"Why do you think you could phase your way in? Do you think they hadn't thought of that? Do you think they can't make a magic barrier like they did in the court city after you are in? And as for stabbing, do you think they don't have reinforcements? You know you're not super tough. I could take you out in a single round. They don't have smite evil, so it'd be more difficult, but enough guards and you're out. Basic archers damn near took out Torcuil. Then again, a lion did take out Torcuil. Think. Or else, you're losing yourself, your new weapons, your bracers and your hat and your only ever child"
\r
>>36043
*sighs*
"All I'm asking is that you wait until everyone is here, and after we can ask people who know something about Cardishore what's going on. Especially Darkie. If anyone knows how to infiltrate Cardishore, if anyone can inflitrate Cardishore, it's him"
*sighs*
"All I'm asking is that you wait until everyone is here, and after we can ask people who know something about Cardishore what's going on. Especially Darkie. If anyone knows how to infiltrate Cardishore, if anyone can inflitrate Cardishore, it's him"
>>36037
Well, the last time when I had already gone through that portal, Thez was able to teleport in and grab me easily, so the dimensional barrier has to have openings in some place.
I don't intend to engage any guards, or to be seen at all for that matter."
Also, gib flanking bootz. She could use those better than he could, especially for sneak attacks.
Well, the last time when I had already gone through that portal, Thez was able to teleport in and grab me easily, so the dimensional barrier has to have openings in some place.
I don't intend to engage any guards, or to be seen at all for that matter."
Also, gib flanking bootz. She could use those better than he could, especially for sneak attacks.
>>36045
"I don't know. Do you know? Don't you think that's the sort of thing we should try to collect information about before we leave?"
>>36046
I still fucking hate your ethereal bullshit
"You know Korak was able to sense you without even trying right? Do you just assume you can go in without a plan or any idea what the hell you're dealing with and get lucky every time?"
"I don't know. Do you know? Don't you think that's the sort of thing we should try to collect information about before we leave?"
>>36046
I still fucking hate your ethereal bullshit
"You know Korak was able to sense you without even trying right? Do you just assume you can go in without a plan or any idea what the hell you're dealing with and get lucky every time?"
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>>36049
"Thank you. We're going back to Cardishore eventually. We may even need to go with an entire army. But we should do some very basic research first"
"Thank you. We're going back to Cardishore eventually. We may even need to go with an entire army. But we should do some very basic research first"
>>36047
Maybe, how are you tonight?
[b]What the hell did you mean by the subliminal comment? I have no dignity left in these threads so just tell me.
Maybe, how are you tonight?
[b]What the hell did you mean by the subliminal comment? I have no dignity left in these threads so just tell me.
>>36050
*grasps and humps leg*
"I'm not really much of a mare for grossly premeditated murder (I'm more of a spree killer), but I'll wait for a plan if it makes you feel better.."
*grasps and humps leg*
"I'm not really much of a mare for grossly premeditated murder (I'm more of a spree killer), but I'll wait for a plan if it makes you feel better.."
>>36059
"I don't know. He's True Neutral. Good, I can understand. Evil, I sort of can understand. I understand the law, and sort of understand chaos. But neutral?"
*shudders*
"The enemy, you know where they stand. I don't trust these neutral types"
>>36060
He's taken a few liberties... In any event,
he clearly likes to have plans
*shakes leg again*
>>36061
Stahp
"I don't know. He's True Neutral. Good, I can understand. Evil, I sort of can understand. I understand the law, and sort of understand chaos. But neutral?"
*shudders*
"The enemy, you know where they stand. I don't trust these neutral types"
>>36060
He's taken a few liberties... In any event,
he clearly likes to have plans
*shakes leg again*
>>36061
Stahp
Okay. Darkie's equipment was part of the bargain, but he hasn't been given them yet. He's still enjoying not being stuck in a body-cast, as well as the fruits of the food-synthesizer.
On the road to Krenshall, Torcuil comes across a disheveled old woman, stumbling along in the opposite direction, leaning on a gnarled stick.
DDLC - I ain't sayin' SHIT
On the road to Krenshall, Torcuil comes across a disheveled old woman, stumbling along in the opposite direction, leaning on a gnarled stick.
DDLC - I ain't sayin' SHIT
>>36067
If you won't say shit, why did you mention it?
"Good (evening/morning/afternoon?) Ma'am, is there anyway I could assist you?"
If you won't say shit, why did you mention it?
"Good (evening/morning/afternoon?) Ma'am, is there anyway I could assist you?"
>>36068
>trade deal
It was his stuff in the first place. It was stolen from him.
Stop it with this Thief-mentality. That's my job.
>trade deal
It was his stuff in the first place. It was stolen from him.
Stop it with this Thief-mentality. That's my job.
>>36072
Pulls out Vanderiem. Not in any way to make a threat, but more to present the sword and have Vanderiem in the open... to respond
"Hello. Can you tell us something about the previous parties that occupied this tower? You said before you knew Korak?"
Pulls out Vanderiem. Not in any way to make a threat, but more to present the sword and have Vanderiem in the open... to respond
"Hello. Can you tell us something about the previous parties that occupied this tower? You said before you knew Korak?"
>>36072
Torc dismounts and goes to help the lady up
"Sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to startle you"
But what does it have to do with my failed spoiler and the subliminal comment?
Torc dismounts and goes to help the lady up
"Sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to startle you"
But what does it have to do with my failed spoiler and the subliminal comment?
>>36074
"Korak, yes. An ill tempered man. I never crossed blades with him, but he showed up shortly after I did, though he didn't have the presence of mind to hide, as I did. He didn't appreciate being blown up by the little-one's fire traps, which led to a huge "misunderstanding" that left several (including himself) in the infirmary."
>>36075
"I know my previous associates were quite keen on robbing the place, but we hadn't finalized the logistics when we,... parted company."
"Korak, yes. An ill tempered man. I never crossed blades with him, but he showed up shortly after I did, though he didn't have the presence of mind to hide, as I did. He didn't appreciate being blown up by the little-one's fire traps, which led to a huge "misunderstanding" that left several (including himself) in the infirmary."
>>36075
"I know my previous associates were quite keen on robbing the place, but we hadn't finalized the logistics when we,... parted company."
>>36079
"By the little one, do you mean Lenos?"
"Do you mean to say the drow? How did you part company with them exactly?"
"By the little one, do you mean Lenos?"
"Do you mean to say the drow? How did you part company with them exactly?"
[1d20 = 12]
>>36077
The old woman lashes at Torcuil as he helps her to her feet. "Awwwr, ern't this one a noble feller?"
>>36077
The old woman lashes at Torcuil as he helps her to her feet. "Awwwr, ern't this one a noble feller?"
[1d20 = 17]
[1d6+7 = 8]
Her jagged nails draw lines of blood along Torcuil's arm, but more than that she immediately clamps down on his arm with unusual strength for her frail appearance.
"Yer softy types be the easiest!"
[1d6+7 = 8]
Her jagged nails draw lines of blood along Torcuil's arm, but more than that she immediately clamps down on his arm with unusual strength for her frail appearance.
"Yer softy types be the easiest!"
[1d20 = 19]
>>36083
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f49ELvryhao
"What the hell?"
>>36084
"Ah fuck you"
Rolling for pistol shot
>>36083
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f49ELvryhao
"What the hell?"
>>36084
"Ah fuck you"
Rolling for pistol shot
>>36080
For Sneak Attacks, obviously. They were made for a rogue with the Ex Ability.
Just use the Helm of flash step. The bootz only work within 30 feet where there's enemies/allies are standing anyway.
>not humping
*humps softly*
For Sneak Attacks, obviously. They were made for a rogue with the Ex Ability.
Just use the Helm of flash step. The bootz only work within 30 feet where there's enemies/allies are standing anyway.
>not humping
*humps softly*
>>36090
>is sekrit thread nao
>within range
Of what? More for speed of striking.
Idk when she got down. I forget she was on his back.
>is sekrit thread nao
>within range
Of what? More for speed of striking.
Idk when she got down. I forget she was on his back.
[1d20 = 12]
[1d6+2 = 5]
Torcuil, though effectively grappled manages to hit her squarely with a shot from his pistol.
"OOooh, fancy trick yer be havin'. Makes me want to eats ye's MORE!
[1d6+2 = 5]
Torcuil, though effectively grappled manages to hit her squarely with a shot from his pistol.
"OOooh, fancy trick yer be havin'. Makes me want to eats ye's MORE!
>>36093
*waits to see how pony responds to Infernius implying to Darkie that he and Trumpaladin are in a homosexual relationship*
*waits to see how pony responds to Infernius implying to Darkie that he and Trumpaladin are in a homosexual relationship*
>>36094
"I got some real shit for you motherfucker, you been waiting a long time for this mothafucker...
MEGA FAGGOT"
A tricycle flies at the old hag
"I got some real shit for you motherfucker, you been waiting a long time for this mothafucker...
MEGA FAGGOT"
A tricycle flies at the old hag
Torcuil, roll for initiative. This is important.
>>36088
"Lets see, there was Thez, who of course you already know, and Korak, likewise. Also there was this brooding Orc fellow named Slag, as well as a right fool named Cecil; he,... had differences and,... was not well received. Also a small fellow named Lenos."
>>36089
>like Trump and me are
"I'm afraid you've lost me with that one. If you're looking to involve me in some sordid game you play, count me out."
>>36088
"Lets see, there was Thez, who of course you already know, and Korak, likewise. Also there was this brooding Orc fellow named Slag, as well as a right fool named Cecil; he,... had differences and,... was not well received. Also a small fellow named Lenos."
>>36089
>like Trump and me are
"I'm afraid you've lost me with that one. If you're looking to involve me in some sordid game you play, count me out."
>>36095
".... Everyone here is a faggot. Myself included. Didn't that weird fox guy say something about it?"
".... Everyone here is a faggot. Myself included. Didn't that weird fox guy say something about it?"
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>>36097
>>36097
"Cecil? I haven't met him. Anything you can tell me about him?"
>>36098
>Not participating in the Joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-VTPYXvfc
>>36097
"Cecil? I haven't met him. Anything you can tell me about him?"
>>36098
>Not participating in the Joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-VTPYXvfc
>>36098
"Tracy, that's not... I'm not... I didn't know you were I didn't want to know..."
*looking down*
"Tracy, that's not... I'm not... I didn't know you were I didn't want to know..."
*looking down*
A faggot is term used to refer to the person playing a character. Not the Character him or herself. None of the characters are faggots. Unless you mean Homosexuals. In that case, Thez probably is, and maybe Tracy - who knows
[2d20 = 17]
>>36102
Alright. The Hag (literally) stands upright, and when not hunched over a cane and otherwise disguising her stature, stands about 8' tall and is gaunt as fuck. She cackles maniacally. She attacks with Rake (both claws).
grumble grumble snek staff
>>36102
Alright. The Hag (literally) stands upright, and when not hunched over a cane and otherwise disguising her stature, stands about 8' tall and is gaunt as fuck. She cackles maniacally. She attacks with Rake (both claws).
grumble grumble snek staff
Another clawed hand strikes, but the other can't manage to get a good shot in.
Which is good cuz,... anyway. "Err, this one's got fight in 'im! Tasty that!"
Which is good cuz,... anyway. "Err, this one's got fight in 'im! Tasty that!"
[2d20 = 34]
>>36106
>mega faggot didn't do shit
Fug
Torc quickly throws his snek staff away from him
Roll 1 initiative for Mr. Snek, Roll 2 for grapple check.
>>36106
>mega faggot didn't do shit
Fug
Torc quickly throws his snek staff away from him
Roll 1 initiative for Mr. Snek, Roll 2 for grapple check.
>>36104
"What was it that cat-thing had to say about faggots again? I was only half paying attention."
"What was it that cat-thing had to say about faggots again? I was only half paying attention."
[1d20 = 8]
>>36109
Torcuil attempts to break the hag's grip, while throwing down the Snek staff-release.
>>36109
Torcuil attempts to break the hag's grip, while throwing down the Snek staff-release.
[1d6+7 = 8]
Oh snap, Torcuil successfully breaks the hag's hold on him. (dice is damage from 2nd attack)
"Ahhhh, pretty one. Come, lets get CLOSER."
>>36120
In a grapple check, its 1d20+str mod, rather than going off AC
Oh snap, Torcuil successfully breaks the hag's hold on him. (dice is damage from 2nd attack)
"Ahhhh, pretty one. Come, lets get CLOSER."
>>36120
In a grapple check, its 1d20+str mod, rather than going off AC
e_e