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Bittersweet Nuts
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35536
35542
Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35538
ponys-are-asleep-ready-the-banhammer.jpg

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35539
35540
Spoilered
*Finishes butchering monsters and feeds the giblets to her angels*
>*sounds of monster bird-thingy sizzling in a deep fryer*
[relaxed pony noises]
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35540
35550
>>35533 →
>Lenos is Gone
RIP Lenos. May he make a great coat or suit of armor

>>35539
*Boops Pony*
*Back rubs pony*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35541
*heils in minotuar*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35542
35543 35544
Bronzefascesjpg-1840935_p9.jpg
9a0a084a8250d1ae48b461fa4abcb18a.jpg
20225407_336337620138608_3193650832771907584_n.jpg
dy_nwo.jpg
7828906_36f3422305_b.jpg
>>35536
Norfilly is making the supreme, ultimate Fasce with all those sticks. Creatures of all kinds shall migrate from across the continent to behold its glory; minstrels shall sing ballads of it's power. We're talking about an artifact-tier relic here; a true legend in the making.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35543
35545 35549
>>35542
*weeps at the sheer beauty*
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35544
35549
tumblr_oqf4vocZHo1u4g684o1_1280.png
>>35542
>Making an artifact
The ability to craft artifacts has been lost

>Image of a Mercury Dime
What'd Tracy do with that dime Trumpaladin gave her?
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35545
35546 35553
>>35543
It is really pretty. Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35546
35547 35549
>>35545
id like the pillars of my cathedral to be stone fasces.
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35547
35548 35549
>>35546
How are you going to make the axe head appear at the top?
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35548
>>35547
Oh I see. The axe is in the bundle on the edge, not necessarily at the top
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35549
35550
o-LINCOLN-MEMORIAL-facebook.jpg
>>35543
You know what Johnny Cash asked about the faggot behind the faggot? This is the ultimate faggot, crafted from 88 hand-selected rods.
>'Many rods of common grain: Together they form an unbreakable faggot.'
>>35544
>dime
It's in her room, beneath the jibbernigger skeleton.
>>35546
That goes without saying.
>>35547
The axe blades could be omitted if we're talking about stone columns. Think of the Lincoln memorial
>this is where Lincoln logs come from
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35550
35551 35552
>>35540
Oh he's just fraternizing, don't read too much into it.
>>35549
Oh look, someone caught one of the many metaphors to the riddle


Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35551
>>35550
It was really late; I had to re-read it the next morning.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35552
35561 35562
>>35550
Are we(the faggots) characters in a rpg?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35553
35554
2016-01-11-2c40ca20_large.png
>>35545
>Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
That's one of the two in the U.S. House of Representatives, beside the speaker's podium.
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35554
>>35553
Yeah I know. They exist on the top of Congress as well, and in the Supreme Court
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35556
Fasces_in_the_Sheldonian_Theatre.jpg
Behold! The Almighty Faggot!
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35557
Tracy is okay with Trumpaladin having multiple waifus
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35558
35562 35563
>thez is best waifu

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35560
35565
867128__safe_artist-colon-accu_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_angry_bust_face_gritted teeth_mad_portrait_reaction image_show accurate_simple background_so.png
DAMMIT, TRUMPALADIN!
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35561
>>35552
My faggot might be a noob...
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35562
35563
>>35552
Yes
>>35558
Yes she is

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35563
35564
1dxet4.jpg
>>35562
>>35558
>Thez is best waifu
Wrong!
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35564
35565 35567
>>35563
want to fight over it?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35565
35566 35568
laughing_luna_by_cencerberon-d5y7xf8.png
>>35560
Hehehehehehe

>>35564
Does the outcome of a fight alter the truth?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35566
35568
>>35565
it proves who the best husbando is.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35567
35569
>>35564
Cuz this is grade-school n sheeit
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35568
35569
>>35565
>does it alter the truth
Does it matter?
>>35566
This
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35569
35570
>>35567
This.

>>35568
>Does it matter that a fight does not alter truth
Why wouldn't it matter?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35570
35571 35572
>>35569
>Why wouldn't it matter?
Any excuse for a nice duel.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35571
hqdefault.jpg
>>35570
>is nice duel
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35572
35573
nervous_twilight_sparkle_by_ironm17-db0o3vs.png
>>35570
I'm just fine
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35573
35575
>>35572
So you cede to me that thez is best waifu?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35575
35576
>>35573
By Paladin's code I am not allowed to lie
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35576
>>35575
it wouldn't be a lie though.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35577
35578 35579
1477276490534.png
berserk_crossbow.jpg
balestra4.jpg
*makes anti-mage daggers*
>*Faggot researches a bit*
Hey, could Tracy make a Chu-Ko-Nu crossbow attachment to one of her animated gauntlets, like Guts's repeating bow-gun in Berserk? Now that I look at it, a Chu-Ko-Nu doesn't actually require fingers to operate, since it has a pump instead of a trigger.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35578
FRZWZMAHHJOITNH.MEDIUM.jpg
>>35577
It doesn't even normally require a crank. Guts's bow is modified so it can be reloaded easily.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35579
35582
>>35577
A pair of dubs confirm, I'm surprised it took this long for you to suggest it. Its a relatively simple mechanism too. Range isn't the greatest, but for a repeating crossbow, who cares?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35580
35581
Fucking hell, You guys where active while I was gone. Whats up?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35581
35582 35583 35585
>>35580
thez is confirmed best waifu.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35582
35583 35584 35585 35591
>>35579
The repeating crossbow is one hell of a lot larger than the gauntlets. That's not an attachment

>>35581
Wrong
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35583
35592
>>35581
Tell me something I didn't know
>>35582
>wrong
You are fake news
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35584
>>35582
well that's just like your opinion man.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35585
35586
>>35581
*blushes, cuz doesn't know how to handle flattery*
>>35582
As an attachment, yes. I just meant the crossbow in general.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35586
35587 35591
>>35585
i head off to the bazaar.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35587
35588 35589
>>35586
Looking for anything in particular?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35588
35590
>>35587
Cosplay.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35589
35590 35595
>>35587
Anything that can get 2 men, a minotaur, a smol hoers, and a dwarf/elf to LEO
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35590
35594 35601
>>35588
Call it, they've got mundane items coming out of the gills. Its magic stuff they're short on.
>>35589
Law Enforcement Officer?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35591
35593 35595
>>35582
It could be built into the bracer, like Guts's bow (he doesn't have an arm inside that thing; it's just all mechanical). His bow, in canon, would only fire 30-40~ feet, but it saved him countless times when he was getting charged by a hoard of monsters.
>>35586
I thought the bazaar was kill after the Drow left?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35592
1504288825213.png
>>35583
Sighs... wondering if there was anything to defend...

I just wanted my waifu to be best waifu...
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35593
>>35591
>no arm
>mechanical
You just gave me an idea.
>>35591
No the bazaar is still active, but they're not getting swank-ass items in since no drow.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35594
35596 35597
>>35590
LEO= Low Earth Is this an earthlike planet? Orbit

In the meantime, where is everyone and what is going on?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35595
35597 35600
>>35591
I don't know what Guts is but I'm guessing it's not D&D. Get a proper repeating bow so it can have some degree of range and damage and not be added to that heap of weapons you never use.

>>35589
They used dimension door or something mundane I'll bet. Do you know the plane?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35596
>>35594
Why? Besides, I've already been to Low Earth Orbit
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35597
35598
>>35594
LEO
You mean like the Tower?
>>35595
Guts is from BASTARD. Its essentially D&D but not quite, but its passable. I'll think on it.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35598
35599 35604
>>35597
T-the tower can go full Saturn V?
Also, can Torc get some skills/feats/stat upgrades because lvl or????
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35599
>>35598
We have a holodeck where you can train to get feats
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35600
35602 35606
>>35595
>it's not D&D
This is not D&D: it's mixed nuts.
And she'll definitely use it if she can load it with anti-magick tracking bolts
>Wizard/monster would have to fish every single hooked projectile out of their flesh before they can use any magick
> heap of weapons you never use
Which ones? She's got a sword, knives, and a chain. I guess there's that composite bow, but I really only wanted a crossbow in the first place.
>I don't know what Guts is
Guts is from Berserk: one of my favorite manga.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35601
35603 35604 35606 35607 35608
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>35590
these three for thez.
a leash
some bondage rope.
a Blue velvet dress.

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35602
35604
>>35600
>Wizard/monster is disabled because of shot from small arm crossbow
I don't think that's how it works
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35603
35606
>>35601
Is Thez not good enough for you? Why you gotta make her look like other girls?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35604
35605 35607 35613
>>35598
I had hinted at it back when Trump wanted some levels in space-marine,....
>>35601
"I dunno about the Wendy's outfit, but Raven and Zelda are hawt."
>leash/rope
"THIS"
>>35602
Yeah, I have to agree, that's a bit of a stretch. Dimeterium is an otherwise unknown ore in this world. It will take alot of trial and error to make stuff like insta-no-magic arrows.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35605
>>35604
As long as it goes Apollo 11 and not Apollo 1 I'm will be happy.
Did Torc ever get telescope mirrors?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35606
35612
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>35600
>This is not D&D: it's mixed nuts.
this.
>>35601
>pics related
for infernuis.
>>35603
why you gotta fuck trollestia when you have tracy?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35607
35609
>>35604
Wait. We can get dog leashes?

>>35601
Pls. Pick up second dog leash. Strong. Very strong. Like a steel chain or tough leather
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35608
35609 35610 35612
>>35601
Remember in the Witcher III, when Dikstra slipped a dimerterium ring onto Philippa's toe while she was in owl form, so she couldn't change back?
Dimerterium nerfs the crap out of mages: they can't do shit if they're touching it. By far one of the best materials in the game (and one of the most expensive).
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35609
35623
>>35608
i think i remember.
>>35607
alright.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35610
35611
>>35608
Plz no hurt my precious mage
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35611
35614 35615
>>35610
ill protect you m'lady
*tips invisible fedora*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35612
35623
>>35606
>why you gotta fuck trollestia when you have tracy?
In retrospect not one of my smartest moves

>>35608
Yeah, we need to preserve some balance and fairness, so no silver bullets
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35613
>>35604
"me glad me picked out something you liked."
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35614
35617
>>35611
kek
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35615
35616
>>35611
Oh god, If thats my fucking alternative I'll take Tracy fucking up Torc's haggis anyday
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35616
35618
>>35615
You keep your haggis away from my waifu
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35617
35619
>>35614
Um... Can I get the girdle and Suigoto from Thez? Also, can I get a listing of Suigito's stats and abilities?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35618
35619 35620
>>35616
Actually, considering haggis is guts, with some blood, Tracy should probally eat haggis to help curve her thirst for blood and guts
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35619
35620 35622
>>35617
+3 base attack, +7 on sunder attempts
Mythrium (hardness 25).
Shaped like a Bokken, with a jagged (cutting, but crude) edge on the backside of the (blunt) 'blade'.
>>35618
>haggis prevails
"Is there more haggis?" Darkie pokes his head in.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35620
35621 35622
>>35618
Are we talking literal haggis or metaphorical haggis here?

>>35619
What is the damage die?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35621
>>35620
1d8 (with bastard sword rules for 1 or 2 hands)
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35622
35624
>>35620
Yes
>>35619
GM, do I get to pick any feats or skills for Torc because leveling up or am I wasting my time asking?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35623
35625 35629
tokyo_akazukin_v04_c026_p172.png
Hybrid vigor.png
>>35609
Ikr. I used the bombs every time I had to fight a construct or elemental. Works like a charm. The only annoying part is that you can't cast signs while you're in the cloud, but it's worth it if you know how to roll properly.
>>35612
>no silver bullets
What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us? Or swarms of epic-level wolfpires? I'd like to have some silver bullets.
>balance and fairness
To Tartarus with that Bolshevik nonsense. Mages could go for some buttdevestation anyway.
It wouldn't work unless they're touching the metal anyway, unless you managed to make a splash-weapon/bomb that could scatter shavings in the air.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35624
35626 35627
>>35622
Normally, only on level up. However, cuz holodeck you can work on and develop them whenever
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35625
35632
>>35623
>What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us?
Then use the shit loads of other haxxor GM gave you. If that's difficult, then get creative
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35626
>>35624
Oh
>research time
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35627
35628
>>35624
"hey thez uh do you still have those arms?"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35628
35631
>>35627
"... yeah,..."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35629
35630
QA_Wars.png
>>35623
That second pic was from /qa/, in reference to the /mlpol/ merge, btw.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35630
>>35629
No, I remember it. I remember...
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35631
>>35628
"you know me wasn't in me right mind then, me sorry me gave them back."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35632
35633 35636
>>35625
If it's too easy, just up the difficulty.
Why do you care so much about "balance" anyway? Weren't you complaining about mages being OP just last week?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35633
35634 35635
>>35632
Newb question, what does OP mean in this context? Its obv. not Original Poster
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35634
>>35633
Over-powered*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35635
>>35633
over powered.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35636
35637 35639 35643
>>35632
It's far more difficult to craft things right than you appreciate. It's very easy to break a game with something being off kilter. The D&D rules are fine tuned for the best play, and deviating from them creates risk of making things too easy, too difficult, or unfair
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35637
35638
>>35636
this is not D&D though.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35638
35640
>>35637
I'm arguing for why it shouldn't deviate too drastically
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35639
35641
>>35636
I'm not convinced of this. There are an exceptional number of details that I get the impression were half-assed or ill-conceived.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35640
35641 35642 35651
>>35638
more rules don't necessarily make a better story.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35641
35644 35651
>>35639
>>35640
Then deviate from those details. But just tossing in more shit doesn't necessarily make anything better either
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35642
35658
>>35640
So this
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35643
>>35636
>break a game
>Dimerterium bolts
How is that a game-breaker? It'd mostly just be useful to stop monsters from using annoying spell-like abilities easily, or to nerf a mage long enough to slash him before he can fish the bolt out, it wouldn't do shit to a melee fighter or a large monster.
>Muh D&D
This isn't D&D.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35644
>>35641
as long as we have gm to sort it all out,i'm not to worried.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35645
35646 35647
>Torc's faggot leans back as everyone os debating about D&D rules
>Remembers killing Klefka with a well thought out meme and a bit of luck
I'm fucking glad
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35646
35647
>>35645
Fug, I didn't finish
I'm glad we stray from D&D rules
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35647
35648 35649 35651
>>35646
>>35645
That was the Implosion Spell. It's in the D&D list. You should read the wizard spell list sometime

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35648
>>35647
Don't ruin my fucking fun
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35649
35651
>>35647
>You should read the wizard spell list sometime.
this.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35651
35652
>>35640
This, desu…
>>35641
>tossing in more shit doesn't necessarily make anything better
Why not? More shit to play with = more fun.
>>35649
>>35647
No. He should only use memes. The memes count as arcane preparation.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35652
35654
>>35651
>should only use memes.
he should do whichever one he wants.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35653
35655
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Sorcerer/Wizard_Spell_List
GM, will you accept this?
If so, what lvl srry I always forget and schools of magic?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35654
35656 35657
3d9.png
>>35652
The memes are what make it fun. Like when he used Recreational Nuke to finish Kefka.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35655
>>35653
>I always forget
This is another reason to use moar memes.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35656
35659 35661
>>35654
yeah you're right that was pretty funny.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35657
>>35654
>RECREATIONAL NUKE<
>A C T I V A T E D<
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35658
35683
>>35642
Can Darkie give an overview of the past party - his party?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35659
35662 35665 35683
1071364__safe_artist-colon-thebirdiebin_oc_oc-colon-choosie_oc only_cyoa_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_monochrome.png
>>35656
This RPG needs moar memes. I feel like the players have rulecucked themselves a little bit and forgotten to shitpost.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35660
35663
Is there a place outside the stables that Tracy can semi-safely take her birds? It can't be healthy for them to be cooped-up in there.
Also, their official names are Sam and Bunny, because reasons.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35661
35668
>>35656
Can you post Infernius's Character sheet?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35662
35664 35700
1512777843438-0.png
>>35659
>pic related
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35663
35664 35670
>>35660
You are right next to a forest in a mountain range
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35664
35666 35668 35683
>>35662
Awww, now I want to build a Flesh Golem..
>>35663
They're as big as elephants, you know.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35665
>>35659
>needs more shitposting
A dial appears infront of Torcuil labeled "OP SHITPOSTING POWERS." It is currently set to "calm, you can't be that weird." Torc turns it to "THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES"

Remember, you unleashed this evil...
I can't wait to have my PC back this week. Then my shitposting can be better

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35666
35667 35668 35670
>>35664
What's your point? If you can't take them outside, you can't, and if you can, then you can
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35667
35670 35676
>>35666
OH NOW YOU TURN THE TRIPS BACK ON
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35668
35669 35670 35672 35683
>>35661
yea.
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 17
hp 135
Fort Refl Will
+10 +5 +10

Armor
the bracers of armor +4

Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)

Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off

Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting

psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive

inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) ,
belt +5 str
gloves of sparking
8 grenades

cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth

skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
4 intimidation
2 tracking
>>35664
fucking do it!,please?
>>35666
>>35664
awww he's got a point though you gotta take em outside sometime

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35669
Infernuis Preston Engaged.png
>>35668

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35670
35671 35676 35683
>>35663
It's an idea though.
She just wants to take them out a bit. They need to be properly trained too.
*gives a little bit of fried fiend to each bird as special treat*
>>35666
quad-nerfing meanie
I meant like a balcony or something. Somewhere high-up where they can get some fresh air look down at the world.
>>35667
Ikr
>>35668
I want to build all kinds of constructs.

Is there a facility in the shop that assembles constructs?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35671
35674
>>35670
can you construct a cyber frankenstein bear?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35672
35673
>>35668
Don't you have at least one level in Wilder

>Preston
Wait. Your character has a surname?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35673
>>35672
yea to both questions(its psion)
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35674
35675
>>35671
Idk. We'd need bear-parts first.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35675
35677
>>35674
"uatchit,we are going bear hunting."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35676
35680
>>35670
>>35667
It's not back on, there's just a feature in the code that means that posts from moderator logins still receive trip or quad numbers
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35677
35679
>>35675
But did you pick up the cosplay items first?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35679
>>35677
i assumed i did already.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35680
35681
1071202__safe_artist-colon-accu_edit_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_angry_annoyed_badumsquish's kitties_cute_earth pony_female_frown_glare_grumpy_lookin.png
>>35676
Ass
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35681
35682 35684
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
>This would be fine, but when everyone else is adventuring with theirs I get bored
Welp, I guess Torc decides to investigate that one place him and Thez ended up
>>35680
This
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35682
35686
>>35681
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
Dude. Are you shitting me. Have you LOOKED at the d&d wiki entry for the Celestial Charger?
*Face Palms*
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35683
35685
>>35658
Yes
>>35659
This
>>35664
You're not a wizard
>>35668
Cuz Y?
>>35670
Constructs are complicated. There are machines that build the components of constructs, but no "Insta-golem" machines.

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35684
35689
>>35681
I've been envying that Horse for a long time. If you're not going to use her then can I have her?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35685
>>35683
>cuz why?
why what?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35686
35687 35688 35689
XUwJHCm.jpg
>>35682
>Implyting stats matter
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35687
>>35686
>this so hard
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35688
>>35686
>Implying riding a meme version of Princess Celestia isn't fun
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35689
35690 35691 35692 35693
>>35686
Me playing Torc. I honestly don't even know what I'm doing 420% of the time
>>35684
As long as your waifu doesn't kill her first
Honestly, I never wanted a Torc/Troll relationship, but you guys layed the shit down so I tried and now regret it.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35690
35692
>>35689
you need a waifu man.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35691
35694 35695
1512813219238.png
>>35689
maybe gm will let you have Ponk
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35692
>>35690
Waifus are Drama. But Goddamn I'd love a Celestial Charger as a Paladin's mount

>>35689
>As Long as your waifu doesn't kill her first
Admittedly that's a bit of a hurdle to overcome
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35693
35695 35696
*Puts anti-magick daggers in pouch*
Btw, how big are the stables? It has dividers, but how many spaces?
>>35689
Care to help get rid of her?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35694
>>35691
Oh God. If you think Trollestia is pure evil (and she is) Ponk will be a billion times worse
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35695
35700
>>35691
>get best pony as waifu
Where the fuck do I sign?
>>35693
Why not?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35696
35697 35698 35707
>>35693
I never approved the anti-magic daggers, I just said that daggers were available, and that was directed mostly at Trump, cuz he doesn't have any.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35697
35699 35775
>>35696
hey i want to go weapon shopping now.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35698
>>35696
Okay..
Can she still make some hooked punching daggers?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35699
35701 35702
>>35697
I want to raid Cardishore asap. I'm a Thief, but I haven't stolen anything yet.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35700
35702 35705 35775
>>35662
>>35695
Torc should create his own waifu. It'd be a breakthrough in NEET-Wizard innovation.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35701
35706
>>35699
>ASAP
One does not simply raid Cardishore. That's enemy territory and unlike last time they know who you are
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35702
35703 35706
>>35699
do they have weapons there?
>>35700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35703
35704 35713 35775
>>35702
You'll get more weapons in the tower
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35704
35775
>>35703
i bet they have some super high quality stuff though.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35705
35708 35713 35775
>>35700
Sex robots here we come
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35706
35708 35709 35775
b17219210d44ab3091b594509da01552--pathfinder-rpg-rogues.jpg
>>35702
>do they have weapons
They'd better freaking still have her knives, or people are going to get hurt really badly.
>>35701
>they know who you are
>Disguise
I feel like a challenge.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35707
35775
>>35696
Um.... Any chance I can get Trollestia as a Paladin's Mount? I've noticed she has very strict motivation requirements, where any request has to be framed through one of two things that she cares about (reducing suffering, and sowing discord) but once you have one or both of those, she'll do almost anything to that end
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35708
35710 35711
>>35705
>>35706
ill help for some dope ass weapons and maybr torc could find a robo pinkie pie there.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35709
35716 35723
>>35706
Just take Trumpaladin with you...

I want to pose as setting up a reality TV series
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35710
>>35708
It's not a shopping mall. It's an enemy stronghold and an allegorical representation of social media
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35711
35712 35717
>>35708
>steampunk robo-pinkie pie
Just when I thought this couldn't get better
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35712
35715
>>35711
>Even in fantasy your waifu isn't an alive person
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35713
35714 35716
g3C6Cc5.jpg
>>35705
Now you're talking.
>>35703
>You'll get more weapons in the tower
I still want to steal things! I didn't play a rogue to get everything fair and square.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35714
35723
>>35713
What is there to steal? I think you are not understanding what this location is like
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35715
>>35712
Oh thats just fucking cold as ice m8
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35716
>>35713
See >>35709

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35717
35718 35719 35721
105634__safe_pinkie pie_steampunk_artist-colon-0ravensrequiem0.jpg
>>35711
>Steam-Ponk
Fund it.
Try talking to the gnomes about it.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35718
35720 35721
>>35717
ill help you in cardishore.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35719
35720 35721 35775
>>35717
THIS

Krenshall is Japan in this game. It has Hitech stuff. You want stuff, go there. Cardishore is Facebook. It has nothing but soulless drones.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35720
35722
>>35718
See >>35719

Cardishore is basically morodor, more so than the Court City. there's nothing of value there, but much evil

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35721
35724 35725 35775
>>35719
Has Torc been to Krenshall before? Where is it?
Help, plz I confused.
>>35717
>>35718
>invests 2 bitcoin
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35722
>>35720
im sure they confiscated some nice weapons, and plus i suspect (((they have something vaulable there.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35723
35725
cb04873ff6781e70f2d558261812bc31.jpg
>>35709
Trumpaldin would have to be lawful and wait in line though...
He could still come though., She'll just do her thing separately.
>>35714
>What is there to steal?
EVERYTHING! Weapons, clothes, body parts, wonderous items money. Literally anything she can get away with, she'll take.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35724
35728
map legend.txt
1511058315891.png
>>35721
>>35721

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35725
35726
>>35721
It's only been visited by Tracy and Trumpaladin and only briefly. But they will craft anything for you with money

>>35723
>Wait in line
Kek. I'm much too important for that. I'll be making my own reality TV series, commercials, WWE fights, and so forth
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35726
35727
>>35725
wwe fights?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35727
35731 35775
>>35726
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMKFIHRpe7I
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35728
35729 35775
>>35724
I'm assuming its the red one.
Torc needs a ride...
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35729
35732
>>35728
If only you had a horse
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35731
35733
>>35727
"uh c-can i be a part of that?"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35732
35734
>>35729
>Torc needs a horse to get a horse
>>35730
He can't teleport somewhere he hasn't been..
Can he?
>mount spell
That'll work
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35733
35735
>>35731
Oh you'd dominate in Cardishore
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35734
35737 35739
>>35732
RIDE. TROLLESTIA! They will be impressed that you have a pretty Unicorn! They were impressed when I had Fae the last time we were there
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35735
35736
>>35733
*excited minotuar noises*
"will you be my manager?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35736
35738
>>35735
Oh My God we have our story. We are infiltrating the fuck out of Cardishore
"Hell yes I will be. You ready to beat the shit out of a bunch of people?"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35737
35741
>>35734
>Implying my shitposting powers won't be enough to impress them
No, no Trollestia....
Also, where the hell is GM?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35738
35741
>>35736
"Infernuis ready to open up a can of Whoop-Ass"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35739
35740 35741
>>35734
Why would he ride something when he's on a quest to assemble the parts to replace it? That's both insensitive and counter-intuitive.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35740
>>35739
Also, this
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35741
35742 35743 35747 35775
>>35737
If you fail, you can use your pocket spaghetti defense system

>Where is GM
GM is kill

>No Trollestia
Your neglect of your literal godtier mount makes me sad

>>35738
"Only one can?"

>>35739
Krenshall is the better location for sex robots, Desu
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35742
35744
>>35741
"i got 2 12 packs!"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35743
35745 35747
>>35741
My new goal is to piss you off by ignoring Trollestia as much as I can
tExej
?
No.35744
35746
>>35742
"To kick ass you gotta think big. We're thinkin' big, and we're gonna go big. Believe me"
\r
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35745
>>35743
Your mount has more magical buffs than Cauchemar Tracy!
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35746
35748 35749
iron_will_base_by_selenaede-d5l0rgb.png
>>35744
*f;exes*
"OOOOOH YEAH!!!"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35747
35748 35749
>>35741
>Your neglect of your literal godtier mount makes me sad
Ditto.
Also, did she ever agree to being a "mount"? I don't think she ever said that. They just had one date.
>>35743
Her body has got to have some sweet materials.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35748
35755
>>35746
>koolaid man bursts through wall
"OOOOHHH YEAH"
>>35747
This, it was a date involving a rape, later Torc said he was trying because he imagined something that was never there. Troll agreed, but told Torc not to sell himself short. That was their last interaction.
I call the horn
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35749
35750 35751 35755
>>35747
How could your possibly forget that line where Trollestia said to Torcuil "I am here for you as your steed and ally," clearly friend-zoning him? It was funny as fuck to see him friend-zoned, but it was also her telling him he can ride her in a non-sexual way probably pretty much at will

>>35747
We're so taking that horn. Her bracers too

>>35746
"You'll even be able to thank hitler on television after you win. Just look at the expression in the jew's faces"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35750
35752
>>35749
"MEIN GOTT! YOU ARE BENUIS TRUMP!"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35751
35752 35755 35775
>>35749
Haha, I called the Horn first...
Ugh, I gotta wait for GM so Torc can engineer a steampunk waifu...
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35752
35762
>>35750
"It'll get even better when you punch a kike Journalist's face in on TV. And the looks of the others dying who just can't even as you quote the fuher while punching jews will be the best television there is. We'll have yuge ratings, believe me"

>>35751
No, I made a pact with Tracy to kill her, so I get first pick. Well, maybe Tracy, but close enough
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35753
35754 35758
e_e
Whoever said I left? I just stopped responding.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35754
35755 35775
>>35753
For reasons I cannot understand Torcuil does not want Trollestia as a mount. Can I mount her?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35755
35756 35775
>>35748
You can have the horn. It'd be most useful with him.
Tracy will save some of the blood for Taylor, because reasons.
The rest of the carcass belongs to Tracy through.

Fyi. Tracy is now hunting all Celestials too now, instead of just fiends. Fug Celestials, every single one of them.
>>35749
>We're so taking that..
Gets to have the bracers if he actually kills her, but only if he actually, seriously goes through with it.
>>35751
If the citizens of Krenshal are autistic as legends say, steampunk waifus might be a hit.
>>35754
NO!
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35756
35757
>>35755
Have you thought of strategies for how to do it? I've pondered a few
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35757
>>35756
It all depends on circumstances.
Tracy will only stike when she gets the urge to.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35758
35759 35775
>>35753
To me halting responces might as well be leaving.
Can Torc get to Krenshal?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35759
35760 35761
>>35758
Ride your horse
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35760
35763
>>35759
He just said he's willing to kill her. What kind of shallow prick would still ride her?
Also, he can just summon a horse, or turn into a Pegasus.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35761
35763 35765
>>35759
Torc using the Mount spell to summon a shetland pony and rides it to Krenshal
Torc/Troll isn't gonna happen, even as rider/mount so shut up
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35762
35763
stop-my-penis-ezulzv.jpg
>>35752
Fresh oc
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35763
35764 35767
>>35760
He shouldn't be willing to kill her!
I think I'd do it...

>>35761
I'm not asking you to marry her, just accept her offer as steed/ally!

>>35762
Top Fucking Kek!
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35764
35772
>>35763
No accepting
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35765
35766 35769 35772
153348941.jpg
shetland-pony-1.jpg
minature-shetland-pony-on-a-pasture-bavaria-germany-europe-533676600-58483b2b5f9b5851e5df1177.jpg
freddie-on-shetland-pony.jpg
GettyImages-493343484_master.jpg
>>35761
>shetland pony
Good taste.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35766
35768 35769
>>35765
absolutely adorable
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35767
35769 35770
>>35763
Why do you insist on him accepting when she's just going to die in a couple session anyway?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35768
>>35766
Ikr

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35769
35773 35775
>>35765
Thx. I still can't believe some people knit sweaters for them, it's adorable.
>>35767
This
>>35766
They truely are

Now to begin my autistic planning, what fucking class would a steampunk Pinkie Pie be?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35770
35771 35772
>>35767
he doesn't want to wast a resource.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35771
>>35770
*sighs in agreement*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35772
35774
>>35765
>>35764
>Shetland pony speed: 40
>Celestial Charger speed: 60
Fuck I'd love to put horseshoes of the peerless steed on a celestial charger.

>>35770
This.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35773
35774
>>35769
she could be a warforged race those are pretty powerful desu, as far as class im not sure.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35774
35776
>>35772
Does Tracy really have to exterminate every other magical beast for you to be happy? Because she would definitely do that.
>Implying speed matters in this case
>>35773
Pinkie would be a Bard.
Bard is also the favored class of the Gnomes, coincidentally.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35775
35776 35778 35779 35781
>where's GM
Cuz you haven't figured out what I do on monday nights?
>>35697
For what?
>>35700
I think I alluded to "no".
>>35703
>>35704
>>35705
e_e
>>35706
e\\_/e
>>35707
Is that a serious question?
>>35719
Oh look, someone paid attention. Ty for that.
>>35721
That's a no.
>>35727
*sigh*
>>35728
The purple one actually
>>35741
He says, literally occupying the streaming room GM has been monitoring
>>35751
>steampunk waifu
So many levels of "No"
>>35754
OH no
>>35755
What bracers?
>>35758
See above.
>>35769
e_e


Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35776
35780 35781
>>35774
>>35774
I hope she puts up the fight of her life...

>>35775
Kek. I love you. Have I ever told you that?

Now, given just how kick ass a character is being thrown to the wolves by its master...
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35778
35782
>>35775
You weren't here to say no
Its to late GM

Besides, it doesn't have to be an OP one
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35779
>>35775
>steampunk waifu
>So many levels of "No"
aww man
but its steampunk ponk.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35780
35781
>>35776
>Master
Stop imagining things you idiot
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35781
35785
>>35775
>What bracers?
Idk. Trump's faggot something about bracers, but I don't recall any.
>>35776
>I hope she puts up the fight of her life…
Why though?
>>35780
This
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35782
35783 35784 35785
>>35778
>too late
Torcuil explodes in a display of gore and blood spatter, rematerializing in the Entertron.

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35783
>>35782
he was so young.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35784
35786
>>35782
>no fun allowed
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35785
35792
>>35782
RIP Torcuil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFUTHcjiZGo

>>35781
Cause she deserved better
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35786
35787
>>35784
I didn't say "no fun", that was for suggesting it was too late to say no. Its never too late.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35787
35788 35789 35790 35792
>>35786
You ain't letting Torc has his waifu
>Press F to pay respects
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35788
>>35787
F.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35789
35792 35796
>>35787
TALK TO TROLLESTIA! A girl friend zones you and your response is to kill her? Jesus, what's wrong with you?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35790
35791
>>35787
Pay respects to whom? Torcuil is right there, next to the blood splotch that used to be Torcuil.
>no crazy steampunk waifu
Cry me a river

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35791
35793
>>35790
he just wants party pone.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35792
35795 35796
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>35785
>she deserved better
Are we still talking about Tracy here?
Yeah, she does.
>>35787
Even if it were a hopeless endeavor, a that wouldn't stop a wizard NEET from believing/trying. It'd be a good motivation for him to venture to Krenshal, even if he doesn't succeed.
>>35789
She'll be dead in two weeks. Stop shipping.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35793
35794 35796
>>35791
Yes, but anything I approve a "Just a" idea, I get hammered with "Well then this, that, the other thing, the other thing's pet dog, their dog's pet hamster,...." demands/requests. You'll pardon me if I am reticent in approving a robo-ponk.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35794
>>35793
*anytime
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35795
35801
>>35792
Trollestia deserved better
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35796
35797
>>35789
It isn't the friendzone, its the fact I've never liked her
>>35793
Then give me the real ponk
I don't want WELL SHE HAS FUCKING LASERS, AND ROCKETS SO SHE CAN FLY AND SHE'S INVINCIBLE AND AND AND... I just want hoers
>>35792
Torc tries again, with a new shetland this time
Nice pics btw
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35797
35798 35800
>>35796
Cuz real Pinkie is less haxxor. e_e
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35798
35799
b5b.png
>>35797
Gib ponk pone
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35799
35800 35801 35802 35803
>>35798
>inb4 pones are allowed, no exceptions
I'll think about it
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35800
35801 35803 35805 35806
>>35797
You gave him haxxor with Trollestia. Holy shit she's powerful

pls pls pls I he won't take her can I have her?

>>35799
Oh come on!
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35801
35807
>>35795
Yeah, she doesn't but she really should've thought of that before she went to town with Tracy's husband.
It wouldn't be in character to not-kill her at this point.
>>35799
I wouldn't mind seeing some moar Pony NPCs, desu.
>>35800
>*mental stabbing*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35802
35803 35804
>>35799
Dubs confirm?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35803
35804 35806
>>35800
Will you fuck off with Trollestia?
>>35799
She doesn't have to be OP, hell she doesn't have to be that good with combat. Just a mount/waifu/companion for Torc.
>>35802
Yes
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35804
>>35802
>>35803
Shh! Trump's faggot might take away dubs too.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35805
>>35800
>Holy shit she's powerful
Not everyone want relationships purely for the sake of power, Mr. Paladin.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35806
35808 35811
>>35800
The main balancing point I have for OP characters is IDGAF. Trollestia is powerful, but she can't be motivated to do much, and will troll players who make her try to. Ponk would be likewise.
>>35803
>Ponk
>not OP
Riiiiiiiight
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35807
>>35801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPX-mW4l1rU

You can't let something that beautiful go to waste
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35808
35809 35811
>>35806
I never said I wanted breaking of the forth wall, though the baking skills might be nice
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35809
35813
>>35808
e_e You said Ponk. The term/concept "Ponk" is a sextup-ally bladed one, and one I'm certain to regret haphazardly approving.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35810
35813
Robo-ponk no less
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35811
35812 35813
159605__pinkie pie_grimdark_nightmare fuel_creepy_fun_artist-colon-aguantegrimtales.png
>>35806
I would seriously be scared shitless of a hostile ponk encounter.
>>35808
One does not simply nerf ponk.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35812
35816
>>35811
This. Like how the hell is ponk anything other than Trollestia but much more so?

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35813
35814 35815
>>35811
That image is gonna be my new reocuring nightmare
>>35809
>>35810
Soo... yes? Kinda? Maybe?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35814
35817 35818 35820
>>35813
I said I'd think about it. Robo-Ponk is like Cyber-Akuma.
Meaning, a boss fight
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35815
>>35813
Just go talk to Trollestia! You can't just kill off waifus and allies you don't like and just poof replace them with magical ones

Lord knows I would have done that a very long time ago
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35816
35817 35821
1357463621021.png
>>35812
>Comparing Ponk to some Unicorn Cleric
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35817
35819 35820 35822
>>35814
GM, I am sadden that we have a ride-able cleric among our allies and the most the rider wants out of her is her severed horn

>>35816
Fuck that's a cute picture. I meant they'd have the same personalities - they love causing chaos
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35818
538496__grimdark_artist-colon-megablack0x_pinkie pie_black sclera_duality_glare_glowing eyes_grin_gritted teeth_heart eyes_looking at you_multeity_nigh.jpeg
>>35814
Regular Ponk sound scarier, desu.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35819
35820
>>35817
>ride-able cleric
only for thez.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35820
35821 35824
>>35819
Top kek
>>35814
>I finally decide to be a bit of a bitch and ask for something just a tiny bit unreasonable
>GM turns it into a boss fight
Hello darkness my old friend...
>>35817
Torc doesn't care about Troll, he even admits he imagined them having something but it wasn't there
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35821
35823 35826
>>35816
*Trumpaldin goes and picks up Pony, holding her between his arms. Because she's cute now*

>>35820
Steed and ally!
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35822
35825
>>35817
It's good that he doesn't want her, because she has to die at this point.
Stop lingering on it.
>same personalities
Ponk is not nearly as simple. One does not simply generalize the motives of Ponk.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35823
35825
>>35821
"H-hello, Flashy."
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35824
35826
>>35820
>boss fight
That was a metaphor/reference. It was to illustrate the severity of what you're asking for.
>didn't happen immediately so hate
I said I'd think about it
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35825
35827 35828
>>35822
>Ponk is not nearly as simple.
Well yeah. I think she'd be even scarier to deal with than Trollestia

>She has to die at this point
C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?

>>35823
"D'aww. You're so cute Tracy"
*rocks little pony back and forth between his arms*
*rubs his face against pony fur*
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35826
>>35824
I never said I hate, and I didn't get the reference.
>>35821
Fuck off
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35827
35829 35832
>>35825
>paladin
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35828
35832
>>35825
>C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
I thought you'd get bent out of shape about it, but sure... She'd gladly share with her husband..
>tfw wanted to freak him out by eating the unicorn's corpse in front of him...
Do you intend for him to wear that skin under the other two suits of armor.

Also, to tartarus with this meta-faggotry
They are now discussing the above via dialogue/telepathy.
Say something.
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35829
>>35827
ikr...
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35830
35831
"thez how you feel?"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35831
35833 35835 35837
>>35830
"Sad. I read some stuff about the future of MLP and I haven't been able to get it out of my head...."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35832
35834 35839
>>35827
Are you familiar with Native American Tradition and mythology? Using every part of the animal is a way to be respectful to the slain...

She still deserves better

>>35828
"Are you sure you need to kill her Tracy? Surely there must be something she can do for you? Did you know she insisted on me being nicer to your birds?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35833
35834 35836
>>35831
"apple hoers?"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35834
35837 35838
>>35832
NA trad./myth
Quite. In NA tradition, you don't kill what you don't need to.
>>35833
"Not just that,... its the ride. I only just got on,...."
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35835
35837
>>35831
I know that feel...
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35836
35842
>>35833
Poor appel hoers. What the hell is hasbro thinking?

So, I guess I have nothing to do.
>sits around waiting for something
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35837
35841 35842
>>35834
Do you know a way out of this?

>>35831
>>35835
Fuck, I'd just like to know what city I'll be living in in nine months. I can't plan two years ahead. I can't care about things that distant in the future
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35838
35842
>>35834
"me know feel."
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35839
35840 35846
>>35832
>implying she gives a shit about NPC utility
*blank stare implies conviction*
*nuzzles chest*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35840
35845
>>35839
*Gives thousand yard stare*
*pets*
"How do you want to do it and when?"
*Kind of shaking*

It's not just NPC utility, it's that he's being forced to murder a (relative) innocent because of his fuckery
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35841
35846
216646__safe_oc_oc-colon-fausticorn_oc only_doom faust_doom paul_image macro_meme.png
>>35837
>a way out
>implying
There is no other way, Anon.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35842
35843 35844
>>35837
"How could I? OC? Rallying under a banner? Petitions?"
>>35836
You can still venture to Krenshall, you can shop or devise or construct items as you like, just no robo-Ponks. And limitations are only cuz its friggin Monday.
>>35838
"I'm not so sure. I've lost plenty of things, have grown accustomed to it. What kills me is seeing those who I've come to appreciate losing what is important to them that makes it hard."

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35843
>>35842
Torc summons yet another shetland and heads to krenshall
Plz let there be a quest in need of a wizard there
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35844
35848
>>35842
"you no have to worry about losing infernuis"
*smiles and hugs*
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35845
35846 35847
>>35840
"I don't know when, Flashy, but don't let it worry you."
*helps to chair*
"Are you alright, Flashy? I can take you to bed if you're tired."
>relatively innocent
Not from Tracy's perspective. To her, that's worth a dozen executions. She did the one thing she absolutely cannot forgive.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35846
35850
>>35839
>>35841
"You know she has damage reduction that makes her damn near immune to anything but magical weapons right? And she can make magic circles to keep you out, and she can smite evil, and she can use her cleric powers for "sanctuary," and all sorts of other shit. She can teleport out too... that's the worst part."

>>35845
"I am not tired, but there's something I'd like to do to you on a bed"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35847
35848 35850
>>35845
>Worth a dozen executions
No shit. It's obvious to him that who she really wants to kill is him, but she is just deferring his death warrant onto her because killing him would get in the way of her ambitions (and I hope she's a little afraid of him by now...). And he's accepting Trollestia being sacrificed in his place. Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35848
35849 35851
>>35844
*clutches tightly*
*sniff* "You,... you,... oaf," she hits him half-assedly, but ends up grabbing his fur and holding on.
>>35847
Not him, just the part of him that compels him to act 'against her', which is a loose criteria, but one that works for her. IMO.

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35849
>>35848
As I said before, the way in which the two of us... or four of us... look at the Tracy character is radically different from one another
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35850
35853 35858
>>35846
>all this statistical bullshit
[confused pony noises]

If you insist on doing that, do it in the previous thread, and spare the overboard the faggotry.
>>35847
In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both, but she forgives him because reasons (I still wanna play the game), despite that seriously hurting her where it stings the most.
>killing him would get in the way of her ambitions
What ambitions? She loves him. Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him.
>I hope she's a little afraid of him by now
Why?
>Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
I didn't hadn't thought of it that way before, but sure-ish I guess... Tracy wouldn't have intended to kill him though, so it's not exactly a trade-off.

Also, to hell with the meta-faggotry. Stop asking questions about her motives and gib dialogue if you wanna' play.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35851
35861
>>35848
"me love you ana, forever."
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35852
35854 35855
I'm going to bed, it's not like Torc has anything to do anyway...
See y'all tomorrow
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35853
35856
>>35850
"Well, I'm sure you've fantasized about how you'd kill her before right? So how are you going to do it?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35854
>>35852
night man.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35855
35857
>>35852
It not personal, like I said, its monday.
'Night!
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35856
35858
>>35853
"That doesn't matter right now, Flashy. Don't let it bother you. You'll know when you need to.
Let's get you to bed. You're trembling"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35857
35859
>>35855
No, I understand. Its fine
tExej
?
No.35858
35860 35863
>>35850
>In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both
Exactly my point
>Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him
And killing him would get in the way of that
>Why?
Being feared is a deterrence against being attacked

>>35856
"I'll tremble all over you!"
\r
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35859
35879
>>35857
In fairness, I realize that Torcuil largely takes a back-seat to the ongoing action. This is partially because other characters are more assertive in their presentation/approach. Part of it too is because he's an enigmatic character. I see your point. This is his game as much as anyone's, and TBH, he started "rolling for stats" before anyone else anyway. I see what you're literally (and subliminally Xp) getting at though, and like I said; I'll think on it.

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35860
35862
>>35858
>And killing him would get in the way of that
Well, that and she doesn't want to kill the person that she loves, even if part of her wants to stab him.
>Deterrence
>Implying
You don't understand her homicidal tendencies. Her stabs aren't nearly as premeditated as you'd think. Fear isn't a deterrent for her, because she doesn't behave rationally.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35861
35862 35864
>>35851
"I know,... I couldn't ask for more,... but the anons. I worry about them. Some of them have been on the ride for half their lifetime. I can't imagine."
tExej
?
No.35862
35866
[1d20 = 18]
>>35860
>she doesn't behave rationally.
Sighs

Grapple roll on horse pussy

>>35861
It'll be five years for me in a week
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35863
35865 35867
>>35858
"~hmmmmm... Well, I hope I can do some of the trembling too.. Let's get you to bed though."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35864
35870
>>35861
"me feel for my brothers,its all going to go downhill from here."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35865
>>35863
See >>35862. The Grapple landed

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35866
35867
>>35862
Aren't they still in the forge? Not that she'd resist,but don't mess with Lenos's equipment..
"..Unf!"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35867
35868 35869
>>35863
*Carries grappled pony to his bed*

>>35866
Yes they are still in the forge
"Try not to drip all over every thing as we make our way up the tower Tracy...

Tracy... Would you like to start sleeping in my room? With me?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35868
35872
>>35867
>Implying she hasn't been breathing down his neck in his sleep
"... I thought you'd never ask."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35869
>>35867
*drips*
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35870
35871 35872 35873
>>35864
Her expression sharpens, her brow furrows, and her voice focuses. "NO. Its not over. I won't let it. I don't know what we'll do, but there's still time."

And with that, I adjourn for a measly 5 hours of sleep Xp
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35871
35873
>>35870
Goodnight.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35872
35873 35874
>>35868
*Puts lips to pony lips*
*Kisses her passionately while still holding her by the pussy, and runs up the stairs to try to get to a room, almost tripping along the way*

Wait really? I thought Tracy would refuse that and I was going to have to make Trumpaladin take Slovenia as his sort of public "queen" so he'd have someone to go places with him and sleep in his bed

>>35870
Goodnight
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35873
35875
>>35872
>>35870
>>35871
yea im going to sleep too,enjoy your erp guys.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35874
35876
>>35872
Why would she ever refuse that? That's part of marriage.
Also, don't do shit that'll make Tracy want to kill her friend.

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35875
35876
>>35873
My body is shutting down. I gotta crash.

No degeneracy 4 U tonight. You'll have to imagine it all yourself.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35876

>>35875
>>35874
Tracy arrives in Trumpaladin's room. The formal one, where he sleeps when he sin't avoiding the tower. She had seen in before, and woken up in it, yet it still seems unfamiliar. Almost everything that can be gilded is, and so many of his damned trademarked products are hung on the walls or on cabinets

He Throws her on the bed and loves her, kissing her and rubbing her mane. After finishing in her, he curls up beside her. And the shivering returns
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35879
>>35859
Rolling for stats? I'm confused....
>enigmatic
Apparently I'm playing him a bit too well
>subliminally
Oh I seriously doubt you do
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35880
35881 35883
4619762fdc9afd034a6ca8f0dd7d62b9.jpg
190501da49aa34ba593c23ae85b8f9f2--funny-google-searches-demotivational-posters.jpg
6da.png
10687019_356104611238021_4762475476217205640_n.jpg
10154290_356105074571308_1915872415174306076_n.jpg
A few more shitty RPG poster memes for Torc, because I realized haven't posted any for wizards.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35881
35887
>>35880
>Fourth pic
Lightning is nice when you're making roast beef, but 4HP doesn't help when you're mauled to death by a lion

>Never give them alcohol
This is even more true for unicorns

Post paladin and knight memes pls
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35882
35884
e39b93d6a1411dcb97aed820332f1fbc--warcraft-monk-demotivational-posters.jpg
35b0bf1ff3632388cdc795aaf57a315b--geek-meme-fantasy-rpg.jpg
yhofka7.jpg
Monk-e1378580223102.jpg
KlJU0lU.jpg
And for Monks.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35883
35885
>>35880
torc needs a Katana forged from glorious Nippon steel.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35884
35893
>>35882
bost strong cleric memes.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35885
35886
>>35883
He has a Dagger/Claymore that suits his character better.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35886
>>35885
no NEET is complete without a katana.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35887
35889
jQ76LBZ.jpg
Mit70Hq.jpg
7688f6a5933bb57ab3b0e984647b1ed9.jpg
paladin-lawful-nice.jpg
84dacf5fdbb0fb20c4972ed0cc5d046b--rpg-memes-pathfinder-rpg.jpg
>>35881

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35889
lvlPaHr.jpg
e9d9643527ece092253fafde7705c5fb.jpg
11822829_962719767124272_274874133931382592_n.jpg
Demotivator-EpicLevelPaladins.jpg
P1EydQy.jpg
>>35887

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35890
35891 35895
b56271ba291faa58c71a65e1315612a7.jpg
I swear I didn't make this one. It appeared in the Jewgle search.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35891
35892
Paladins-3.jpg
e1d49b4848d95ddc25835ef48bc65ab0.jpg
4d55d97d33b20ad9b86c8d1463048f65--paladin-dungeons-and-dragons.jpg
oJ4dR.jpg
paladins_by_weimao-d8a80p4.jpg
>>35890
It's from this page
http://www.dorkly.com/post/78251/out-of-context-dd-the-return
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35892
35896 35897
>>35891
if i wasn't playing infernuis id fugg #5
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35893
35894
1d4nT1e.jpg
cleric.jpg
f89d58a5bde3e4dbe40e9c1266e8ff50.jpg
cleric-level-80.jpg
DnD-Memes-strength-cleric-15k.jpg
>>35884
I've already posted most of my good ones for that.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35894
>>35893
damn.
tExej
?
No.35895
35896
By the way, I had Trumpaladin have an in character conversation with mlpol.net's John Elway ## Moderator, who served as Trumpaladin's Patron, John Elway. He gave guidance in the most hilarious way possible. I'll post screenshots when I don't have a take-home exam to do

>>35890
reeeeee
\r
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35896
2kNZr.jpg
a8fce0e51e8726812807c640bc7f2c78.jpg
f858f75b2efe7f7212c4d38d5f4e26c9--character-creation-motivational-posters.jpg
2b4c8ab31bcdd1de568f54401a10aeb0.jpg
f222c5458f9378b157d6e21f32141bc0.jpg
>>35892
She'd probably be chaste or something.
>>35895
You should talk to that statue more often.

I g2g for a while again..
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35897
35898
>>35892
I'll post if I find any.
I don't want to use /tg/ with all that malware though...
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35898
35899 35907
>>35897
malware?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35899
35900
>>35898
What chan is /tg/ on?
Also, fuck windows tech support.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35900
35901
>>35899
4chang.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35901
35902
>>35900
Well fuck. I had completely missed it
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35902
35903 35904
>>35901
i think there is a /tg/ on ininitycan as well.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35903
>>35902
8chan*
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35904
35906 35907
>>35902
Eh, there was nothing good imo on 4/tg/
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35906
35908
>>35904
yea its lost most quality anons. check out /qst/
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35907
35908 35909 35919
>>35898
Hiroshima recently installed some bullshit on every SFW board.

"..Hey, Infernius. Will could you help me out with these daggers?"
*holds out Assassins's Dagger diagrams*
>>35904
There never really was that much.. They're all faggots.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35908
>>35907
>>35906
If I'm being honest, I wouldn't really know cause I'm very newfag to chans in general
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35909
35911
>>35907
>Hiroshima recently installed some bullshit on every SFW board.
link me to the thread on here, i looked for it but i can't find it.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35911
35912 35914
>>35909
Second half of this one:
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/90792.html
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35912
35913
>>35911
all nips aren't like this guy right?
Anonymous
nraz5
?
No.35913
35914 35915
>>35912
No. Even 2ch hates him.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35914
>>35911
>>35913
i hope he gets yakuza'd.
Anonymous
nraz5
?
No.35915
>>35913
Because he's a jew.
>During 2008 the site generated an annual revenue upwards of ¥100 million for its founder Hiroyuki Nishimura.[1]
https://web.archive.org/web/20080527190538/http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/magazine/16-06/mf_hiroyuki?currentPage=2
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35916
35917 35919 35920
Tracy is once again in the forge, making knives and other sharp objects.
She has her wand with her (taken back while nobody was looking) and is working on a sweet-looking Bane dagger, humming to herself happily.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35917
35918
>>35916
>doesn't even kiss husbando good morning
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35918
>>35917
He was asleep. She didn't want to wake him up.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35919
35921
>>35907
>>35916
"oh hey tracy need some help with that."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35920
35921
image.png
>>35916
>She took back the wand she gave to Trumpakadin
Oh... Okay...
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35921
35922
>>35920
She could make another one for him: they're dirt cheap to make. Summon Monster I is most useful for making Bane weapons, anyway.
>>35919
"Oh, yeah, that'd bee much appreciated."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35922
35923
>>35921
"me forgive you for cutting my balls off and burning me after me apologized for the eye thing."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35923
35924 35925
>>35922
"Oh, sure... (very quietly: 'sorry') I thought I'd fix whatever was bugging you. I guess the issue must've been in your balls in the first place."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35924
35926
>>35923
"me still want to be friends."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35925
35926 35927
>>35923
*nervous chuckling*
"Hehe.. sure."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35926
>>35925
>>35924

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35927
35928
>>35925
"something wrong?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35928
35930
>>35927
"Nothing."
*pounds metal*
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35929
Trumpaladin wakes up alone. He wanders down to the printing area - the area with all of the machines - and looks over the machinery. He goes to the infirmary, and drops a certain critical vial off into cold storage.

He considers calling Fae, who he gad not seen since he left so abruptly, to ask her the progress on the training
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35930
35931
>>35928
"tracy why you feel need to stab?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35931
35932 35934
stab.jpg
>>35930
"It's my special talent. Everypony has one. It's an equine thing though, so you wouldn't understand.."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35932
35933
>>35931
"why your cutey mark of Nicholas cage then?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35933
35935
>>35932
>slightly annoyed
"A cutie mark doesn't necessarily reveal everything about a pony. Mine is one of the vague ones.."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35934
35935 35936
>>35931
"me was born in germaniegh i was among fillys in school before me was cast out."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35935
>>35933
>>35934
"me know all about cutey marks, tracy."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35936
35940
>>35934
"Oh. I've never been to Germaneigh though, although I've met ponies from there."
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35937
35939 36047
Torc continues riding the shetland he summoned
Boy, I sure hope no random encounters happen to Torc when GM gets back
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35938
Trumpaladin goes to the kitchen and summons a cake. He leaves it in the stable, with a handwritten note

"I am sorry"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35939
>>35937
Gee Wilerkers Torc That Would Just Be Terrible.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35940
35941
>>35936
"really? who you met?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35941
35942 35945
637573__safe_artist-colon-neuro_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_bed_cartoon_cyoa_female_heart_monochrome_swastika.png
>>35940
"A blond bitch named Aryanne. We didn't get along well, but we often crossed paths on /mlp/."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35942
35945
700162__safe_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_armband_ball pit_blonde_computer_exploitable meme_female_game_hat_heart_internet_iwtcird_k.png
>>35941
*nostalgic look*
"I wonder whatever happened to her.. We tried to kill eachother last time we met, but Anons always tried to insist that we had something in common.. "
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35943
35944
A thought occurs to Trumpaladin. That rapier in the vault. He goes to the vault to retrieve it
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35944
35946
>>35943
We gave Darkie back his weapons, didn't we?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35945
35947 35957
>>35941
>>35942
"really?! me knew Aryanne,she only person who ever talk to me before you guys."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35946
>>35944
I hope not. I don't recall him being given them back and GM didn't say anything when I mentioned taking one of the weapons. Of course, I wasn't there for the freeing of Darkie
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35947
35948 35950
>>35945
Pretty sure that's one of the things he asked for in his deal.
Also, they weren't in the vault anyway.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35948
35949
>>35947
That where you said you left them
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35949
35951
>>35948
I said she left them in the armory. The vault was full of spiders.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35950
35953
image.jpeg
>>35947
I didn't make that deal

If it was one of the things, pic so related
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35951
>>35949
I see

*Trumpaladin looks for rapier and continues until he finds it or gets frustrated*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35953
35954
>>35950
he loves money and he's an alright guy he won't cross us."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35954
35956
>>35953
I don't think Onfernius is in range...
*sad paladin noises*
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35955
35957
>>35952
You don't understand. That's not a normal rapier. That's a very high level, very expensive magical sword with the ability to drain constitution from an opponent through a touch attack. It's an epic way to reduce enemy hit points.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35956
>>35954
*sad wwe fighter noises*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35957
35958 35960
If he asked Tracy, she could forge him a punching-rapier or whatever he needed. She and Infernius are in the forge.
>>35945
"She'd only talk to certain kinds of creatures. I guess there must be something about you half worth respecting.
>>35955
I know. That why I wanted it so much. I just didn't want to be a loot whore, since it seemed people were bothered by it.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35958
35959
>>35957
"she a good pony, me feel like she my sister."
dgYBw
?
No.35959
35961 35964
>>35958
But she's not your sister, so you're okay with your friend having sex with her right?
\r
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35960
35962
>>35957
>"Pony?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35961
35962 35963
>>35959
>'Yes, Flashy?'
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35962
>>35961
>>35960

Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35963
35965
>>35961
>"I don't know..."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35964
>>35959
you already have a waifu stick with her.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35965
35966 35967
>>35963
>'... I'm in the forge. Where are you?'
*drops what she's doing*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35966
35968
>>35965
"tracy where you going?"
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35967
>>35965
>"I'll come to you"
*goes to pony*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35968
35969
>>35966
"It seems like my husband needs me for something."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35969
35970 35971
>>35968
"oh me come with me have some buissnes questions."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35970
35971
>>35969
"Ah, wait, he's on his way here."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35971
35972 35975
>>35970
>>35969
*Arrives in forge*
"Hey Tracy!"
*crouches down and opens arms*

*Sees Infernius, looks over at him with an uncertain expression, waiting for a response*
7nJCI
?
No.35972
35973
2D60dKn.png
>>35971
"Good morning, Flashy. Are you feeling better today?"
*puts down tools and walks over*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35973
35974
>>35972
"Eh... maybe"
*tries to hold pony*
Fuck that's a weird image

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35974
35976
>>35973
It is weird.. I regret posting it..
>tries to
*waits for it*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35975
35976
>>35971
"hey freind when we go to cardishore"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35976
35977 35978 35980 35982
1513374655896.jpg
>>35974
*picks up pony*
"You want to ride a white knight?"
pic related

>>35975
*glad he doesn't seem to be pissed off at him*
"I... I'm expecting it to be dangerous this time around. Darkie knows something about this realm and about Cardishore. I wouldn't want to go without asking him about that place first. Ask Thez and Lenos as well. People who know what's going on. Because we sure don't"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35977
35979 35981
Question time cause I just had an idea for a boss.
Is there a bird/human race?
>>35976
Why are you guys going to Cardishore?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35978
35981
>>35976
"i haven't seen lennos in a few cycles."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35979
35984
>>35977
tengu comes to mind.
7nJCI
?
No.35980
35981
>>35976
*rides hoo-man*

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35981
35983 35984 35987 35988 35990
>>35977
>why
Because Tracy's faggot and Infernius's faggot want it. I think it's smarter to delay, because I am expecting something big

>>35978
"Yeah. Last I saw he was going to see the bitch dragon"
why does the black dragonne get to live,
while Trollestia, who did nothing wrong, has an execution date pending?


>>35980
Puts Tracy on his back
"D'aww. You're so cute. What are you up to this morning?"

7nJCI
?
No.35982
35985 35986
stabs.jpg
>>35976
>Because we sure don't
"That just makes it more fun, doesn't it?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35983
1512675270954.png
>>35981
>nothing wrong
jej.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35984
>>35979
Thats exactly the thing I was thinking of, thanks
>>35981
>why does dragon live and troll die
Because https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3A3hVn2iFjI
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35985
35987
>>35982
Or, it means we piss off the GM with our stupidity and he gladly obliges when you all walk into a death trap, get killed, and lose all of your equipment. In your case, again.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35986
35989
>>35982
Wait. That's in character
"Do you want your child to die? Because when you take risks, you're sharing them with your child. Now let's collect information, and know what to expect before we go"
7nJCI
?
No.35987
35991
>>35981
>What are you up to
"I've been making knives." she says, picking up a newly-finished dagger.
>>35985
I'm not going in the front door this time.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35988
35991
>>35981
"those scales looked pretty good, i bet it would make a nice sleeveless jacket."
7nJCI
?
No.35989
35995
>>35986
"I'm not afraid.." *trails off*
7nJCI
?
No.35990
>>35981
>execution date pending
Because he fugged her!
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35991
35992 35994
>>35987
Then wouldn't it be a good idea to find out ahead of time if there are lichs or magic shields or whatever waiting for you before you attempt to find a back door?

"Oh neat! what kinds of daggers...

I'z want dagger..."

>>35988
"I know right! All sorts of beautiful stuff could be made from her. Armor, bar decorations, who knows what else"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35992
35993 35994
>>35991
"shes evil so its okay right?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35993
35994 35998
>>35992
"Evil? Evil is one thing. Bitch killed five of my men. My men. We killed humans - with dignity and rights - for doing far less back in Texas"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35994
35995 35996
>>35991
"Bane daggers."
*she holds out a wicked-dagger with a spiral pattern on it*
>>35993
>>35992
"I don't know how Lenos would feel about that..."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35995
35996
>>35989
"Don't be afraid. Be cautious"

>>35994
*inspects dagger*
"Neat!"
*looks at her*
"Baned against what?"

"Is Lenos still alive even? Or is he a jacket now?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35996
36003
>>35994
wicked-looking*
>>35995
"Magical beasts... Like me."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35997
36001 36003 36005
"Just what could he have run into that could've killed him? He's just on a long date."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35998
36003 36004
180.png
>>35993
"whats texas?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36001
36002
>>35997
"drow assassins?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36002
>>36001
"I find that hard to believe..."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36003
36004 36005 36006 36007
>>35997
"You ever have a date that lasts four days? Guy's dead or tied up"

>>35996
*turns back to look at her*
"What?"

>>35998
"Too great to describe. Wataburger and guns and low rent and republican legislatures"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36004
36005
>>35998
I wanna goooooooooooo home
I wanna go home
>>36003
You forgot the Alamo
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36005
36008
>>35997
>>36003
"You baned the knife against ponies?"

>>36004
Oh right. That too
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36006
36011 36012
>>36003
im fucking jealous of you texas fags and your whataburger there are none in Louisiana REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"im getting a vision ohhh ohhh hitler said RE CONQUISTA whatever that means."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36007
36009 36011
>>36003
"Yeah, there was that week after you and I-...

..Anyway, he's taking her to her new home by the beach. All he ever does is sit on his ass in the forge here anyway, so I don't see why he'd be in a hurry to come back soon."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36008
36011
>>36005
"Well, yeah; ponies and whatnot. Other things too."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36009
36010 36011
>>36007
"me just say we should check on him."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36010
36014
>>36009
"Eh.. You can go if you want. I've got more important stuff to do."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36011
36013
>>36007
"What?

Yeah, he's on the corpse pile"

>>36008
"What is it baned against specifically?"

>>36006
"Yes, recoquista! and a Blitzkrieg lebensraum to you too"

>>36009
"Why though? To avenge his death"
*ready to kill*
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36012
>>36006
Haha, we have wataburger in Florida
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36013
36014
>>36011
>baned against specifically
"I said Magical beasts. At least that's what the diagrams say."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36014
36015 36016
>>36013
"That's really broad"

>>36010
"Like what?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36015
>>36014
>broad
"Eh, not really.. I intend to make a few more.
>Like what?
"I used to have the perfect knife for every job.. I guess about it's time to build-up again, since I don't know when I'm ever going to see my collection.."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36016
36017 36018
>>36014
"cardishore."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36017
36018
>>36016
"........."
*ears perk a little bit*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36018
36019 36020
>>36016
"Do you have a strategy? No?"

>>36017
"You're going to lose much more this time than all of your weapons"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36019
36021
>>36018
"me gonna ask for my arms back then barge in."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36020
36021 36022
Could Tracy make possibly Bane knives that turn blue or something when their targeted creatures are around, like in the Hobbit?

>>36018
".... I've grown since then.. I'm not dumb enough to go through the front door anymore...
.. Besides, I've got a bone to pick with the security..."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36021
36023
>>36020
"Really now? Where are you going in if not the front door?"

>>36019
"You know it's run by the same people as the Court City right? They'll be expecting us"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36022
36024 36025
>>36020
could you make me a jew hunting knife?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36023
36027
>>36021
"me know (((they))) control it."
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36024
36025 36026
>>36022
Any knife can be a Jew hunting knife
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36025
>>36022
Idk. Maybe.
>>36024
Also this.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36026
36028 36029
>>36024
like a jew bane knife that lights up.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36027
36031
>>36023
"Indeed. But one does not simply barge into Cardishore"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36028
>>36026
>installs blue LEDs
>smear pig blood on it
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36029
36030 36032
11.jpg
>>36026
Or one that (((vibrates)))

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36030
>>36029
yes pls.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36031
36033 36034
>>36027
>barge into
"I prefer a less direct approach."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36032
36036
>>36029
Eww...

I had forgotten where she stores her knives
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36033
36036
>>36031
>>36031
"Okay. What's your strategy?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36034
36035
>>36031
"maybe me can distract while you two sneak in."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36035
>>36034
"Sneak in where precisely on the structure?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36036
36037
948978__safe_artist-colon-petirep_fluttershy_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_nicolas cage_simple background_tools_transparent background.png
a68a11af2ffde9777f09feb35464532b.jpg
>>36032
She had a box for her collection. Neatly arranged, but seemingly infinite.
>>36033
"Through the walls. If I can't phase through them, I'll stab my way in."
I already registered for entry. So I'm sure they won't mind if I skip the line this time." *chuckles a bit*
tExej
?
No.36037
36038 36041 36046
>>36036
*deadly serious look*
"Why do you think you could phase your way in? Do you think they hadn't thought of that? Do you think they can't make a magic barrier like they did in the court city after you are in? And as for stabbing, do you think they don't have reinforcements? You know you're not super tough. I could take you out in a single round. They don't have smite evil, so it'd be more difficult, but enough guards and you're out. Basic archers damn near took out Torcuil. Then again, a lion did take out Torcuil. Think. Or else, you're losing yourself, your new weapons, your bracers and your hat and your only ever child"
\r
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36038
36039
>>36037
"i have simple solution me kill (((everyone)))."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36039
36040
>>36038
*facepalms*
"Or (((everyone))) kills you first"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36040
36042
>>36039
"with arms and ring me cannot be kill."
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36041
36042
>>36037
When did archers and a lion take out Torc?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36042
36043
>>36040
"You heard of the Finger of death right?"

>>36041
Archers didn't kill you, but when you and Trollestia attacked the pirates they landed hits.

By lion I mean when I had Fae maul you
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36043
36044
>>36042
"me not a bitch, me can turn undead."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36044
36045
>>36043
*sighs*
"All I'm asking is that you wait until everyone is here, and after we can ask people who know something about Cardishore what's going on. Especially Darkie. If anyone knows how to infiltrate Cardishore, if anyone can inflitrate Cardishore, it's him"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36045
36048
>>36044
"so much cool items"
*antsy minotuar noises*
"wait cant you talk way in?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36046
36048
>>36037
Well, the last time when I had already gone through that portal, Thez was able to teleport in and grab me easily, so the dimensional barrier has to have openings in some place.
I don't intend to engage any guards, or to be seen at all for that matter."
Also, gib flanking bootz. She could use those better than he could, especially for sneak attacks.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36047
36051
>>35937
Ar you wanting him to be attacked?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36048
36049
>>36045
"I don't know. Do you know? Don't you think that's the sort of thing we should try to collect information about before we leave?"

>>36046
I still fucking hate your ethereal bullshit
"You know Korak was able to sense you without even trying right? Do you just assume you can go in without a plan or any idea what the hell you're dealing with and get lucky every time?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36049
36050
17bde397a495398ad770336203b1d438.png
>>36048
"hmm maybe you right."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36050
36053 36056
>>36049
"Thank you. We're going back to Cardishore eventually. We may even need to go with an entire army. But we should do some very basic research first"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36051
36052 36055
>>36047
Maybe, how are you tonight?
[b]What the hell did you mean by the subliminal comment? I have no dignity left in these threads so just tell me.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36052
36054 36061
>>36051
Well, I fucked up that spoiler tett
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36053
36057
>>36050
"wheres vrees?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36054
>>36052
[b]
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36055
>>36051
Hella late desu, but there's no anime tonight so
>shrugs
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36056
36058
>>36050
*grasps and humps leg*
"I'm not really much of a mare for grossly premeditated murder (I'm more of a spree killer), but I'll wait for a plan if it makes you feel better.."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36057
36059
>>36053
"Well, I woke up this morning"
*sad'angry*
"Alone. So at least he didn't kill us in our sleep"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36058
36060
>>36056
*Pets pony*
*shakes leg*
"That's better"
*slightly soothed schemer noises*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36059
36064
>>36057
"me told you he a good guy."

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36060
36064
>>36058
>Paladin
>schemer
*is stuck firmly to leg*
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36061
36062 36063 36064
>>36052
Desu, I'm a little disturbed,... I played through Doki Doki Literature
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36062
>>36061
Doki... Doki?
CAN I GET A WEEB TRANSLATOR?

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36063
>>36061
i heard it was a spook.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36064
36065
>>36059
"I don't know. He's True Neutral. Good, I can understand. Evil, I sort of can understand. I understand the law, and sort of understand chaos. But neutral?"
*shudders*
"The enemy, you know where they stand. I don't trust these neutral types"

>>36060
He's taken a few liberties... In any event,
he clearly likes to have plans

*shakes leg again*

>>36061
Stahp
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36065
36066
1003664__safe_flash sentry_normal norman_equestria girls_background human_feels_frog_humanized_meme_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_pepe the frog_sad_that feel_w.png
>>36064
"with enough friendship he can be brought around."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36066
>>36065
"Can he? I don't know. Maybe. And maybe he'll change his mind after the end of it"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36067
36068 36069
Okay. Darkie's equipment was part of the bargain, but he hasn't been given them yet. He's still enjoying not being stuck in a body-cast, as well as the fruits of the food-synthesizer.

On the road to Krenshall, Torcuil comes across a disheveled old woman, stumbling along in the opposite direction, leaning on a gnarled stick.

DDLC - I ain't sayin' SHIT
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36068
36070 36071 36072
>>36067
Worst trade deal. Way to give away great loot
Can we go speak to Darkie?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36069
36072
>>36067
If you won't say shit, why did you mention it?
"Good (evening/morning/afternoon?) Ma'am, is there anyway I could assist you?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36070
36073
>>36068
this.
REEEEEEEE its his property.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36071
36073
>>36068
>trade deal
It was his stuff in the first place. It was stolen from him.
Stop it with this Thief-mentality. That's my job.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36072
36074 36075 36077
>>36068
"Oh yes, hello friends!" He's nomming a phatty steak. "How can I be of assistence?"
>>36069
His words startle her and she fumbles her cane, falling over. "Oooh!"
Cuz I want you to have the nightmares too
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36073
36076
>>36071
>>36070
>"Stolen"
Nigger stole from us. It's civil asset forfeiture
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36074
36078 36079
>>36072
Pulls out Vanderiem. Not in any way to make a threat, but more to present the sword and have Vanderiem in the open... to respond
"Hello. Can you tell us something about the previous parties that occupied this tower? You said before you knew Korak?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36075
36079
>>36072
"what you know about cardishore?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36076
36080
>>36073
I'm just saying that it was his shit,
and it makes sense that he'd want it back.

Gib bootz.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36077
36083
>>36072
Torc dismounts and goes to help the lady up
"Sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to startle you"
But what does it have to do with my failed spoiler and the subliminal comment?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36078
36080
>>36074
*is still glued to leg*
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36079
36081 36082
>>36074
"Korak, yes. An ill tempered man. I never crossed blades with him, but he showed up shortly after I did, though he didn't have the presence of mind to hide, as I did. He didn't appreciate being blown up by the little-one's fire traps, which led to a huge "misunderstanding" that left several (including himself) in the infirmary."
>>36075
"I know my previous associates were quite keen on robbing the place, but we hadn't finalized the logistics when we,... parted company."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36080
36087
>>36076
I'll think about the boots...
I know exactly why you want them

>>36078
*wobbles leg*
At least she's not humping
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36081
>>36079
"By the little one, do you mean Lenos?"

"Do you mean to say the drow? How did you part company with them exactly?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36082
36085
>>36079
"what you're a faggot?"
kkPvC
?
No.36083
36086
[1d20 = 12]
>>36077
The old woman lashes at Torcuil as he helps her to her feet. "Awwwr, ern't this one a noble feller?"
kkPvC
?
No.36084
36086
[1d20 = 17]
[1d6+7 = 8]
Her jagged nails draw lines of blood along Torcuil's arm, but more than that she immediately clamps down on his arm with unusual strength for her frail appearance.
"Yer softy types be the easiest!"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36085
36088 36089
>>36082
"A what? Perish the thought!"
KFZGF
?
No.36086
36088
[1d20 = 19]
>>36083
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f49ELvryhao
"What the hell?"
>>36084
"Ah fuck you"
Rolling for pistol shot
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36087
36090
6.jpg
>>36080
For Sneak Attacks, obviously. They were made for a rogue with the Ex Ability.
Just use the Helm of flash step. The bootz only work within 30 feet where there's enemies/allies are standing anyway.
>not humping
*humps softly*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36088
36097
>>36086
>Only one

>>36085
"Who else was in your party?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36089
36091 36097
>>36085
"no you a faggot like trump and me are."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36090
36093
>>36087
To get within range? That might work
When did she get down from his back or shoulders?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36091
36092
>>36089
"Infernius..."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36092
>>36091
"what?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36093
36095
>>36090
>is sekrit thread nao
>within range
Of what? More for speed of striking.
Idk when she got down. I forget she was on his back.
kkPvC
?
No.36094
36096
[1d20 = 12]
[1d6+2 = 5]
Torcuil, though effectively grappled manages to hit her squarely with a shot from his pistol.
"OOooh, fancy trick yer be havin'. Makes me want to eats ye's MORE!
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36095
36098
>>36093
*waits to see how pony responds to Infernius implying to Darkie that he and Trumpaladin are in a homosexual relationship*
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36096
36099
>>36094
"I got some real shit for you motherfucker, you been waiting a long time for this mothafucker...
MEGA FAGGOT"
A tricycle flies at the old hag
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36097
36103
Torcuil, roll for initiative. This is important.
>>36088
"Lets see, there was Thez, who of course you already know, and Korak, likewise. Also there was this brooding Orc fellow named Slag, as well as a right fool named Cecil; he,... had differences and,... was not well received. Also a small fellow named Lenos."
>>36089
>like Trump and me are
"I'm afraid you've lost me with that one. If you're looking to involve me in some sordid game you play, count me out."


Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36098
36103 36104
>>36095
".... Everyone here is a faggot. Myself included. Didn't that weird fox guy say something about it?"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36099
36100
>>36096
Uhm, what?
KFZGF
?
No.36100
36101
[1d20 = 5]
Initiative roling time
>>36099
>sigh
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p0N34buECqY
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36101
36102
1512848608457.png
>>36100

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36102
36106 36107
>>36101
>5 initiative
I'll start drafting my new character...
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36103
36161
>>36097
>>36097
"Cecil? I haven't met him. Anything you can tell me about him?"

>>36098
>Not participating in the Joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-VTPYXvfc
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36104
36113
>>36098
"Tracy, that's not... I'm not... I didn't know you were I didn't want to know..."
*looking down*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36105
A faggot is term used to refer to the person playing a character. Not the Character him or herself. None of the characters are faggots. Unless you mean Homosexuals. In that case, Thez probably is, and maybe Tracy - who knows
kkPvC
?
No.36106
36109
[2d20 = 17]
>>36102
Alright. The Hag (literally) stands upright, and when not hunched over a cane and otherwise disguising her stature, stands about 8' tall and is gaunt as fuck. She cackles maniacally. She attacks with Rake (both claws).
grumble grumble snek staff
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36107
>>36102
Psst!
Cast Implosion!
Use snake staff!
kkPvC
?
No.36108
Another clawed hand strikes, but the other can't manage to get a good shot in.
Which is good cuz,... anyway. "Err, this one's got fight in 'im! Tasty that!"
KFZGF
?
No.36109
36110 36112 36115 36153
[2d20 = 34]
>>36106
>mega faggot didn't do shit
Fug
Torc quickly throws his snek staff away from him
Roll 1 initiative for Mr. Snek, Roll 2 for grapple check.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36110
36118
>>36109
Dice-dubs checked.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36112
36118
1586783__safe_artist-colon-luciusheart_oc_oc-colon-nova starburst_oc only_dab_meme_unicorn.png
>>36109

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36113
36114 36117
>>36104
"What was it that cat-thing had to say about faggots again? I was only half paying attention."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36114
36116 36117
>>36113
"johnny cash?"
kkPvC
?
No.36115
36118
[1d20 = 8]
>>36109
Torcuil attempts to break the hag's grip, while throwing down the Snek staff-release.

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36116
36117
>>36114
"Was that his name?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36117
36121
>>36113
>>36114
"Johny Cash spoke about the riddle of the faggot. The idea of larger purpose behind every action. But that's not the essential point. The point is that yes, Darkie is a player. Did you not know that?"

>>36116
"Space Coyote"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36118
36120
>>36112
>flips water bottle
>>36110
Does it get me a bonus?
>>36115
That 8 scares me
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36119
36134
If you survive this, wrap up her head and cut-off her hands, pls.

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36120
36122 36123
>>36118
Don't worry. This enemy can't be very strong if a 7 doesn't beat your AC
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36121
>>36117
"n-no me didn't."
kkPvC
?
No.36122
36134
[1d6+7 = 8]
Oh snap, Torcuil successfully breaks the hag's hold on him. (dice is damage from 2nd attack)
"Ahhhh, pretty one. Come, lets get CLOSER."
>>36120
In a grapple check, its 1d20+str mod, rather than going off AC
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36123
36126 36134
>>36120
Any enemy can kill you if you fuck up.
kkPvC
?
No.36124
[1d8 = 1]
Thats the second 1 in a row.

Test dice
kkPvC
?
No.36125
[1d8 = 3]
e_e
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36126
36128
>>36123
my whole party got killed by a dire bat before.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36127
e_e
>still highly suspicious
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36128
36132
>>36126
I lol'd
Shit...
kkPvC
?
No.36129
[2d20 = 18]
So Snek is fully snek'd, the hag is within range, and its her move. Torcuil has taken 16 pts of damage so far, and she's attacking with both clawed hands.
kkPvC
?
No.36130
36135
[1d6+7 = 8]
[1d20 = 12]
She lands another hit, which immediately clamps down on him again, starting another grapple. She's done this before, he realizes.
kkPvC
?
No.36131
36134
[1d6+7 = 11]
Seriously? Another 1 for damage? Are all damage rolls gonna be 1's?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36132
>>36128
good times.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36133
36135
Nevermind, Torcuil needs to beat a,... 19 (after modifiers) to break the grapple (initially)
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36134
36137
>>36119
>Making other people do your work for you

>>36122
Oh

>>36123
So very true

>>36131
Infernius, is that you?
KFZGF
?
No.36135
36136
[1d20 = 6]
>>36130
>another 1
Aw fuck my sides
>>36133
Oh fuck
Welp, heres nothing
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36136
36138
>>36135
Newp, she's got him again. Torcuil's move, and he's at 1/2 hp.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36137
36144
>>36134
yes i and gm are the same person.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36138
36139 36140 36142 36144 36147
>>36136
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Teleport ~20 feet away?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36139
36141 36146
>>36138
see you space cowboy.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36140
36146
>>36138
F
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36141
>>36139
Reeeeeee! That's my title!
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36142
36143 36145
>>36138
You did say I could have your horse right?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36143
36149
>>36142
You cannot have the horse.
It's BS that he could have two in the first place.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36144
36146 36149
>>36137
Which makes Thez and Infernius' relationship weird,... but strangely it makes more sense. And less.
>>36138
>Teleport
Only verbal components,... that works.
Torcuil <shwoooomp> is 20' way, out of the Hag's clutches.
Hrmmmhrmmmrhmmm Snek
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36145
36149
>>36142
Also, she's not his to give.
KFZGF
?
No.36146
36148 36153 36158
[2d6+4 = 12]
[1d20+6 = 13]
>>36139
>>36140
It was nice playing with you all
I regret asking for this, so so so much
Mr. Snek trys bite
>>36144
I was gonna use Snek, hold your horses
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36147
36153
>>36138
Seriously, for the love of Kek, use the fucking Snek to grapple the hag.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36148
36151 36153
934208__safe_flash sentry_equestria girls_feels_hug_meme_paradox_reaction image_self paradox_tfw_wojak.jpg
>>36146

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36149
36150
>>36143
She's such a beautiful mare though

>>36144
That works? I've been wondering myself for a while now

>>36145
I guess I'll try negotiating with her then
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36150
36151
>>36149
>I'll try negotiating with her
Pls don't.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36151
36152 36154
1510691__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_screencap_flash sentry_lesson zero_alone_colt_funny face_hi girls_male_not creepy_pegasus_pony_simple backgroun.png
>>36148
I'm Flash Sentry here damn it!

>>36150
I think I know how to avoid being Torcuiled
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36152
36156
>>36151
*bites leg playfully*
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36153
>>36146
>Bite 1d20+6 2d6+4
Die rolls
>>36147
See >>36109
>>36148
In the arms of an angel...
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36154
36156 36158
1564156__safe_artist-colon-lil miss jay_tempest shadow_my little pony-colon- the movie_spoiler-colon-my little pony movie_animated_broken horn_chibi_fe.gif
>>36151

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36155
36157 36159
Aww fuck, i gtg for a while
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36156
36157
>>36152
"That's new"
Um... what does that mean???

>>36154
Kek. That's cute
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36157
36160
>>36155
I would've gone to go help you reclaim your stuff.
>>36156
It's her leg, and hers alone.
kkPvC
?
No.36158
36159
[2d20 = 27]
>>36154
>fizzlepop meme
>>36146
Ahem. Snek grapples the Hag, holding her in place, waiting for Torcuil's next move.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36159
>>36158
>>36155

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36160
>>36157
... Well he didn't need that leg anyways
Pls no bite every body party she wants to claim exclusive ownership of...
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36161
36162 36163 36164
Now then.
>>36103
"He's dead. His is one of the heads in the mess hall. We placed it there in case we thought we'd need a paladin. We didn't.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36162
36165
>>36161
"what was he like?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36163
36165
>>36161
"Ah. I see."
*is sad because a paladin was unnecessary*
"Curious, what did him in?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36164
36166 36167
>>36161
Hey, when Tracy get's the chance, could she duct-tape Torc to her underbelly and help him go reclaim his shit? It'd be a shame for him to lose it all.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36165
36167
>>36162
"Theatrical. Unnecessarily theatrical. He seemed to think he was living out some sort of grand epic story or some nonsense."
>>36163
"Slag. He missed his saving throw on "hold person", so Slag golf-swung the top of his head off. Grisly bit that,...."
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36166
36168
>>36164
I'm way ahead of you

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36167
36171
>>36164
He's not dead yet

>>36165
"Ah. So other parties have been just as tense as we are"

"I kind of like theatrical"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36168
36169 36175
>>36166
*goes to mess hall and gets down head*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36169
36170 36171 36175
>>36168
*follows and bloats body with chocolate ice-cream*
*holds out fried monster-limb*
"Fiend?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36170
36173
>>36169
"me think this guy seem cool."
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36171
36172 36175 36178
>>36167
"Heavens no, EVERY party murders each-other once or twice!"
>>36169
???
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36172
>>36171
The bird-things she killed earlier. She chicken-fried them.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36173
36174 36175
>>36170
*munch* "Sure, I guess." *munch*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36174
36176
>>36173
*takes limb*
"what this?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36175
36181
>>36168
Kek

>>36169
*look of disgust towards Tracy, even as he appreciates the freedom of movement*

>>36171
"I think we've only had one death so far. Is that right?"

>>36173
*still disgusted, but no longer looking at Tracy*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36176
36177 36178
>>36174
"I'm not really sure. Some kind of monster Flashy and I killed earlier."
>disgust
*munching stops*
*stares quizzically*
>'What?'
Oh stop. She's pregnant; she gets cravings. She can't have a foal if she's still got those exposed ribs anyway.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36177
36179
>>36176
*bites*
"hmm taste like chicken."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36178
36179
>>36176
>"you just leave me behind..."

>>36171
*sits down*
*Crosses his legs, both of which are free*
"So... Tell us what you know about this world. Cardishore is the place we are most interested in, but the Court City as well"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36179
36180
>>36177
*munch* "Ikr. Just like home." *munch*
>>36178
>'I was hungry. Come join us. The bird-things taste great.'
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36180
36182
>>36179
"me think this is best meat flavour where you find these things?"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36181
36183 36193
>>36175
Aside from Trump having Fae kill Torcuil, no deaths.

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36182
36183 36190
Btw. Does the tower by any chance have a facility to more-easily preserve corpses and monster parts? I also asked about a freezer earlier.

>>36180
*munch* "In the forest beyond the mountains. They taste almost otherworldly." *munch*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36183
36184 36185
>>36182
*finishes*
"thanks for sharing me go revive this guy now."
>>36181
*throws head into the enteron*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36184
36186 36187
>>36183
Just. Why.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36185
>>36183
>Chaotic Good characters
*face-hoofs*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36186
36187
>>36184
While in the Infirmary waiting for Infernius's... I don't know what to call it, to take affect, he checks on the status of a vial. Once examined, he places it black in cold storage
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36187
36188
>>36184
It sounds like a stunt a Chaotic Good Cleric with low Int would try...
>>36186
*follows him there, still eating fried monster*
"Do you need any help with that, Flashy? You seem busy."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36188
36189
>>36187
>It sounds like a stunt a Chaotic Good Cleric with low Int would try
Well, he's playing his character. that is for sure

*unhappy look*
"No"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36189
36192
>>36188
[concerned pony noises]
"Are you upset? What're you doing the infirmary? Actually, now that I think of it, why do we even need an infirmary, since the Entertron fixes everything?"
*offers fried monster drumstick*
"You look stressed. You should relax."
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36190
>>36182
There's a spell for that
Also, Hi I'm back.
Give me a minute before next attack
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36191
36193 36195 36198
1512777843438-4.png
>inb4 gm is in shock at infernuis' stupidity
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36192
>>36189
*pushes aside drumstick*
"I followed Infernius here.

Relax how?"
Infirmary is the name of the room that houses the Entertron I think
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36193
36225
>>36191
I would not be shocked if that is the reason why he has not responded

>>36181
GM, a few sessions ago, requests were made for items, and these requests were granted. Specifically for a Cloak of Resistance, A Periphat of Wisdom, and Bracers of Armor. What are the numbers on those things? I think each varies +1 to +5
KFZGF
?
No.36194
36224
[4d6+3 = 16]
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Mage%27s_Sword
Is this my best move? Probaly not.
Can I think of a better idea? Nope.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36195
36196 36197 36203
>>36191
I'll inform Cecil's faggot immediately.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36196
36198
>>36195
Cecil?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36197
36202
>>36195
hmmm im not sure if that means im going to die or not.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36198
36199
>>36191
That;s what I was thinking...
>>36196
A Paladin from a previous campaign, who had his severed head on the wall.
Infernius just threw his head in the entertron, because Infernius...
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36199
>>36198
But y infernius?
Y tho?
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36200
36201
*wonders if he should remain in the room or not*
*netvously starts looking through other vials*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36201
36205
>>36200
[concerned look intensifies]
"... Flashy..? You don't look so good.."
kkPvC
?
No.36202
36210
[2d20 = 17]
>>36197
Why would you? He's a paladin, its not like he's going to go apeshit on you.
Alright.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36203
36204 36205 36206
Dungeon-Master.jpg
>>36195
A moment of silence for the man who makes all of this possible for us.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36204
>>36203
Fucking this
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36205
36208
>>36201
*places all vials back in position, closes the container, tries to secure it, and lock it if at all possible*
"Uh, should we be here for this?"

>>36203
Is this super bad?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36206
1505705179423.jpg
>>36203

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDpHz9GT5PY
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36208
36209
>>36205
"Be here for what?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36209
36211
>>36208
"For the resurrection of Mr. Theatrical"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36210
>>36202
uhh rolls?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36211
36212
>>36209
"Who's that?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36212
36213
>>36211
"Cecil"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36213
36214 36216
>>36212
"... you mean that gut Infernius just threw in the Entertron? Who is he anyway?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36214
36215 36216
>>36213
"awesome."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36215
36217
>>36214
"How do you know?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36216
36218 36219
>>36213
"Last party's Paladin. Not well liked. Very theatrical. Failed a saving throw in a fight against the Orc leader"

>>36214
"You weren't satisfied that the current party has enough theatrical Paladins?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36217
>>36215
"vrees tell me."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36218
36221
813279__artist needed_safe_artist-colon-mcsadat_edit_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_colored_smiling_when she smiles.jpg
>>36216
"Well that's great, Flashy. Now you can show him what a righteous and faithful Paladin you are. You can show him what real heroic theatrics look like."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36219
36225
>>36216
"we need more friends to help destroy communist and conquer land."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36220
36223 36226
*Is sad, because is not theatrical or dramatic enough to satisfy Infernius*
*sad Paladin noises*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36221
36223
>>36218
"Wanna go revive the old party's rogue? And how do you like that we've got a real Assassin?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36223
36225
395144__grimdark_questionable_artist-colon-wicked-dash-at-dash-heart_pinkie pie_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_implied rape_knife_pinkamena diane pie_vulgar.png
>>36220
*humps leg*
"It's more fun when you have someone to compare yourself to."
>>36221
"I wouldn't mind. Do you think we should?"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36224
36225 36228 36231
To conclude
>>36194
With Snek's str, he can keep the Hag in place long enough to prevent her from attacking Torcuil, and whille he'll take damage in the process, as a staff he can be fixed with a simple "mend item" spell (1st lvl I think). The hag is done for.
Infernius just resurrected Cecil, wooer of Ant Queens, insufferable comic-book paladin of legend and infamy.

Am I forgetting anything?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36225
36228 36229
>>36219
"we have severe difficulty not murdering each other. This particular individual was known to be bad, and died in-fighting in a party that was less united than we are"\\\\

>>36223
"Well, Torcuil isn't here..."

>>36224
Woer of ant queens?

Also, at some point I would like to know >>36193


Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36226
36227
>>36220
"you my favorite paladin."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36227
36230
>>36226
"D'aww"
*hugs infernius*
"But maybe he wasn't liked for a reason... probably should have asked Thez first, since she knows him"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36228
36234
>>36224
... He might not be happy when he finds out that all the ants are kill..
Tracy has all of their dust in a bucket in her room though.
>>36225
"I can kill him if he bullies you, Flashy..."
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36229
36232 36234
>>36225
There were 2 cloaks made actually, and the periapt. I missed the bracers tho.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36230
36234
>>36227
"maybe you right oh well."
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36231
36233 36241
>>36224
I do have a question, but I'll save it for a better time.
Torc heals Mr. Snek, pets the noodle, then continues on his path.
I have a compremise to the whole steampunk pinkie. I doesn't happen if you don't want it to
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36232
>>36229
What was the second cloak?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36233
36235
>>36231
Give me her hands.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36234
36236
>>36228
"Oh, you haven't even killed the last person you swore you killed. In fact, I haven't killed the last two I swore to kill either. Last three"

>>36229
Huzzah!

>>36230
"Yeah, I guess he can just be killed if there is a problem"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36235
36239
>>36233
Torc ties a note to the ol hag and teleports the corpse to the tower.
Tracy reads "I thought you might want another body -Torc"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36236
36237 36238
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>36234
"...Do you want to kill her now?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36237
36238
>>36236
"who?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36238
36240
>>36237
"Good point Infernius"

>>36236
"Not literally now"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36239
>>36235
"Oh Yippee!"
*Drags body to corpse collection*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36240
36244 36246
>>36238
"who you guys killing?"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36241
36242 36243 36249
>>36231
>steampunk ponk
I look forward to it. We'll get to that. For now, I'm going to actually get a decent night's sleep for once

So Cecil is not-kill, Torcuil survived daring a random encounter,... this time and,... where is Thez?

'Night! ^_~
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36242
>>36241
Goodnight.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36243
>>36241
goodnight.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36244
36245 36246
>>36240
"I was talking about resurrecting Korak, and she said 'I can kill him if he bullies you.' I told her 'come on, you haven't killed the last person you swore to kill, and I haven't killed the last three people I swore to kill. Then she said 'should we kill her right now.'"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36245
36247
>>36244
"me confused now."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36246
>>36240
>>36244
"We ain't killing anyone right now"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36247
36248
>>36245
"Yep. That'll happen when you try to think about these things"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36248
36250
>>36247
"why you sound like Jew now? you hiding something?"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36249
36252
>>36241
Good night. I'm hitting the hay too
>steamponk is gonna happen
Oh fuck, thats gonna go really good or really bad,
There will be no inbetween
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36250
36251
>>36248
"Do you want to kill Kiynen?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36251
36253
>>36250
*makes sure lennos isn't around*
"yes."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36252
36335
>>36249
My guess is really bad.

Also, why is your fantasy waifu a robot?

Nevermind
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36253
36254
>>36251
"well... Maybe it would be worth venturing to Durpistan. You know. To see if Lenos is still alive... make some acid resistance potion before we go. You know, Trollestia has natural acid resistance. Eh, you get the point"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36254
36255
>>36253
"yea, hey me have questions about wwe."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36255
36256
>>36254
"what do you want to know?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36256
36257
>>36255
"how we go about setting up the thing, and what my gimmick?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36257
36258
>>36256
"Do you want to do it for real or as a cover story? If you want to do it for real, we can have fights in the stadium on week days. Challenge any of Thez's fight club members. We also may have a new person here with a knack for theatrics... as for you gimmick, I mean, you're a minotaur right? That's something. Also you had this really sad story to tell Thez. Make a story like that, and maybe replace the word "jew" for "white males" or something when you tell it to the people in Cardishore"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36258
36259
>>36257
"me want to do it for real.why would me say the good guys are the bad guys?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36259
36260 36263
>>36258
"Well, that was just the story you'd tell to bluff through to get into Cardishore. But if you want to do it for real... find a story. Find some opponents who are equally theatrical *cough* Cecil *cough* or any of Thez's fight club members, and we can play it on non-game Nights in our stadium. Eventually, Sparintenar might be interested as well, since they love entertainment."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36260
36261
>>36259
"me want torc to participate, he be called "thot slayer."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36261
36262
>>36260
"Kek. So long as the action stays smoke and mirrors he won't get his ass beat too easily. He's kind of squishy."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36262
36264
>>36261
"me fine with that he can even beat me, we could have rivalry."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36263
36264 36265
>>36259
*brushes up against leg*
"Flashy, what were you so stressed out about earlier? You were shaking all last night.. and you've been busy all morning..."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36264
36266 36267
>>36263
*Pets pony*
"I really need your affection little pony"
*hugs pony*
"And I'm sad without it"

>>36262
"Nice. Melodrama is good. May even enter my Fae, if she doesn't think it's demeaning"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36265
36267
>>36263
>"And you wanting to kill her..."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36266
36268
>>36264
"me guarantee thez would fight to."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36267
36269 36273
>>36264
[concerned pony noises]
"... Come and eat with me then.."
>>36265
>'....?'
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36268
36270
>>36266
"Oh she'd love to, that I am sure off. I just wonder if she can appreciate the drama. And how the goal isn't to harm, but to put on a show"
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36269
36271 36273
>>36267
"Alright, I'll go with you then. To the kitchen?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36270
36272
>>36268
"if she no stun me, me think me could take her."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36271
36274
>>36269
"Yes."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36272
36275
>>36270
"I've run the numbers... She's tough. Very tough. Don't count on it."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36273
36275
1505706927209.jpg
>>36269
>>36267
"um can me have some more chicken?"
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36274
36276
>>36271
*Goes with pony to kitchen, carrying her if she'll let him*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36275
36277 36278
>>36272
>implying he knows her numbers or her levels or any of all the Meta BS
>>36273
"Save some for Thez."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36276
36278
>>36274
[happy pony noises]
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36277
>>36275
"ok me only eat a little."
dgYBw
?
No.36278
36280
>>36275
oh he could absolutely do some relative strength measurements and assessments to determine likely fight outcomes. Especially since he cares so much

>>36276
*carries pony*
"Want an angus steak?"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36280
36281 36282
>>36278
"Try some of this first."
*offers drumstick*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36281
>>36280
"me recemend it taste like chicken."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36282
36283
image.png
>>36280
"................................. No thank you"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36283
36284
>>36282
[sad pony noises]
"... Just a bite..? We went throught all that effort hunting them.."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36284
36285 36286
>>36283
"We rid a hunting trail of aggressive evil... Things... That's good enough. What the hell are these things?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36285
>>36284
"but its chicken."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36286
>>36284
"They're big chickens, as far as I'm concerned."
*tears into drumstick like a hungry nigger*
"Actually a bit better, imo."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36287
36288
*summons a salad, with French bread loafs and cheeses*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36288
4d7.png
>>36287

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36289
>Trump's faggot is too chicken to let his character eat the chicken
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36290
36291
*Eats salad with expression of disgust*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36291
36292
582c6a2f1800006a0730e5e2.jpeg
>>36290
[confused pony noises]
"What's wrong, Flashy?"
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36292
36293 36294
>>36291
*looks at her*
"I should have brought Fae"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36293
36294
>>36292
"you right she would love this chicken."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36294
36297
>>36292
"Hunting, you mean? We got along just fine without her. Besides, someone has to preach at the stadium while you're not around."
>>36293
"I'll save a piece for her too."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36295
36296 36298
"I know what I need to do"
*prepares a cup of chamomile tea*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36296
36298 36299
>>36295
"do we have any milk?"
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36297
36300
>>36294
"No. Here. Now. She was looking over the soldiers after I left, the Spartan trainees and the tests of the siege engines. I'd like to hear a progress report. I also want her fitted for armor and whatever other accessories I can manage. That, and I haven't talked with her much"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36298
36301
>>36295
"If you need any help, don't be afraid to let me know."
>>36296
"Check the synthesizer... dumb bu-"
>milk
*quizzical expression*
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36299
36305
>>36296
"Synthesizer will make damned near anything"
*makes coffee for self*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36300
36303
>>36297
"She does keep herself busy, that zealous cat.."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36301
36302
>>36298
"milk delicious."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36302
>>36301
".. Sure."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36303
36304 36305
>>36300
"She is wonderful, isn't she"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36304
36306
>>36303
"meh."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36305
36307
>>36299
"Not chicken like this. It's fried with love."
>>36303
"Eh... I'll admit she's professional."
*expression darkens somewhat*
".... I need a chocolate cake."
[craving pony noises]
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36306
36312
>>36304
"Do you have a priest who can lead troops into battle on her own, can be ridden into battle, and can pounce and bite and claw enemies to death swiftly?"
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36307
36309
>>36305
"Stop.

Sure. Get some cake"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36308
36310
*thunk*
>cake lands on table
"Faust, I'm starving!"
*rapidly consumes cake*
Y U he no eat chikun?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36309
36310
>>36307
"Would you like a slice, Flashy?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36310
36311
>>36308
Doesn't know what it is, and puritanical sensibilities means he's disgusted by it

>>36309
*as if uncertain at first*
"sure"
*reaches out for cake*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36311
36313
>>36310
>puritanical sensibilities
Wat?
>as if uncertain at first*
*concerned stare*
"Flashy, what's wrong now? You've been awkward all day.."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36312
36313 36314
1513009120098-3.jpg
>>36306
"i yearn to have any contact but its not provided,maybe the fuhrer doesn't care."
*Depressed minotuar noises*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36313
36316
>>36311
"Oh, many things.."
*leans on pony*

>>36312
Fuck. I got so much great copypasta from Elway mod to count as a conversation with the deity, it will just make him more depressed
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36314
36315
>>36312
"Ever thought of making a big statue, like the one in the Entertron? Who knows it might just talk."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36315
36316 36317
>>36314
"tracy me mad him a statue of him slaying globalist hydra."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36316
36318
>>36315
"Hmmm... Well, I don't know very much about religion (except for those two ranks), but all I can say is keep trying."
>>36313
*takes hand and puts it on belly*
"~Hmmmmmmmmmn..!"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36317
36320
>>36315
"I'm guessing it doesn't talk"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36318
36319 36321
>>36316
Two ranks in religion. Wat

"Uh. What?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36319
>>36318
>Knowledge: Religion
>Two ranks required for Blackguard
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36320
36321 36322
>>36317
"did you make yours?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36321
36322 36323
>>36320
"It was here when we first arrived."
>>36318
*hugs*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36322
36323 36324
>>36320
"It's been here"
>>36321
*hugs back. Perhaps a little too tightly, betraying that he actually needs it*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36323
36325
>>36321
>>36322
"C-can me have hug?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36324
36325 36326
>>36322
*Hugs around chest*
*Guides hand down to abdomen*
"Can you feel our foal, Flashy?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36325
36326 36328
>>36323
"Just a moment"

>>36324
"Barely. Sort of. Now you're making me terrified"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36326
36327
>>36325
>>36324
"me go to sleep goodnight."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36327
>>36326
*hugs*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36328
36329
>>36325
"I want you to feel it, like I can..
It's our love, growing inside of me.."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36329
36330
>>36328
"D'aww. I'm glad something is growing.

Gives me a future, in a way. Gives us a future"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36330
36331
>>36329
"I look forward to seeing our child.. starting a family together."
tExej
?
No.36331
>>36330
"Tell me. What does that future look like for you? You a stay at home mom? Where would we live? Do you want your foal to integrate with the rest of the children?"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36332
36333
I'm really sorry. I gotta sleep....
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36333
36334
>>36332
"It's a good thing Trollestia is looking after the birds. I don't think they've been fed today"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36334
36338
>>36333
>implying
I mentioned it twice
And a unicorn Cleric wouldn't put meat in her mouth.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36335
36336 36341
>>36252
This isn't my fucking waifu. This isn't "I can't get the girl of my dreams so I'll have GM create her in game for me." It's more "Fuck, everyone else has someone to adventure with. Maybe I should get someone for Torc so he isn't a fifth wheel, both romanatically and platonially." Plus the personallity difference should make for some side launching oppernunites
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36336
36337
>>36335
Building steam-ponies just sounds like a lot of fun.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36337
>>36336
Yeah, this too
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36338
36339
>>36334
Tracy decides to try and take her birds to the balcony (if there is one), for some much-needed fresh air.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36339
36340
>>36338
Later that day, she goes to the stadium to bring Fae her portion of the chicken.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36340
36341
>>36339
And after that she returns to her birds.
Is there a place where she can take them out to exercise? I kind of want to have her train/housebreak them through casual game-play.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36341
36342
>>36335
Still think you should appreciate what was given

>>36340
>Is there a place where she can take them out to exercise?
Outside
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36342
36343
>>36341
What is your obsession with Torc and Troll getting together? Cause it won't happen.
tExej
?
No.36343
36344
>>36342
I guess in one way she was put in here to troll you and I, but in another way she was here to be exactly what you wanted. You asked for a unicorn, and not only did you get one, you got the demi-god version.

Yeah I know she's been mean to you and such, but after the Kefka battle, there was a clear indication from her (and by implication, GM), that she would be more cooperative with you. She would let you take her and use her as an ally. I don't think you gave her a chance.
\r
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36344
36345
>>36343
Shall we settle this via democratic vote?
Srawpoll for us faggots and lurkers?
Cause I'll be completely fucking honest here, if I had know Trollestia was gonna be the result of my request I wouldn't have made it.
Now if what GM implyed a while ago meant what I think it did Troll could teach Torc ranger shit I would probaly reconsider.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36345
36346 36348
>>36344
She's a cleric with animals as a domain, and a large number of other boosts that make her good with animals, tracking, and the wild, which is part of the reason why I think she's so valuable. She's fills a niche we don't have. She's the closest thing you're going to get to a ranger.

I did not want to be forcibly and exclusively married to Tracy. I wanted Trumpaladin to play out as my waifu thief character, stealing waifus, and maybe eventually have a small harem of ponies, while Tracy could be just another evil monster or criminal or whatever that he'd have to kill in his mission to keep the world safe. But yet here we are, and it's in large part because of everyone else.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36346
36347 36348 36350
>>36345
>Paladin
That second half is so dastardly it even make me sad.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36347
36349 36351
>>36346
Dastardly? Anon, a Paladin is supposed to kill those who will go out and commit evil acts. If she's killing the people in Port Barry, he's obligated to save them by eliminating her
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36348
36349 36350
>>36345
>She's the closest thing you're going to get to a ranger.
Until I multiclass Torc Wizard/ranger could be intresting
>Harem
At least the real Trump gets a divorce before marrying someone else...
>>36346
Agreed
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36349
>>36348
See >>36347
tExej
?
No.36350
>>36346
>>36348
I don't think I'm clear here. It's not "kill her if she gets in the way" it's "kill her if she commits capital murder or whatever in his jurisdiction." If she's just being adorable like she was in the first couple of games, he wouldn't do anything to her. But the Tracy character was fundamentally changed into a very different character than she was at the beginning of the game. The new Tracy is one that is far more likely to eventually cross a line, or make it clear that she will if not stopped.
\r
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.36351
36352 36353
>>36347
I call it "dastardly" because that mindset quite honestly makes me want to barf. It makes me sad because I realized how arrogantly vain I've been playing her, in comparison to all of the other characters I've written for my Romantic stories. All of my other characters were, sharp, cunning and easily able to sense "betrayal", although I haven't given any of that to Tracy.
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.36352
36353
>>36351
>All of my other yandere characters*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36353
>>36352
>>36351
Look, I've never read any of your other yandere stories. I've never read anime yandere, I hate anime and never will read anime yandere. My only experience with yandere has been IRL experience when I dated one for an extended period of time. I fucking hated it. It was a mistake to go into it, it was a mistake to continue it, it gave me a contempt for females in general, and it's made me vow that if I ever recover enough to date again, I will do all I can to make sure the girl is sane, rational, and non-violent first. I had a specific idea with what I wanted to do with the Trumpaladin character, and that is now impossible thanks to yandere realism.

Now, please. These couple weeks have actually been fairly pleasant gameplay-wise. So let's not deviate from it.
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.36355
Tracy leaves to the holodeck to work on finessing her chain and using its abilities.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36356
36357 36360
"hey anyone seen thez?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36357
36358
>>36356
"Nope, not in a couple days actually."
*lashes weird dancy wiggly whip*
"Did you check the fight club?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36358
36359
>>36357
"me a little worried about her, me hope she didn't get in any trouble."
*leaves for the fight club.*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36359
36361
>>36358
"I'm sure she can take care of herself. I get the feeling she has for a while..."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36360
36361
>>36356
"I know right? I would have thought she'd show up by now"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36361
36362
>>36359
"she doesn't have to anymore,me here for her."
>>36360
"me really worried trump, me have bad feeling."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36362
36363
>>36361
"It definitely seems meaningful, since she's generally here I would think there would be a reason for her absence. The worst case scenario is that Darkie murdered her in the night... But he bothered to show up this morning so unless that's some weird way of avoiding suspicion I'd say that possibility is out. Maybe she's off doing something important? Maybe she really is at fight club? Or maybe she just slept in, because she needs a break too"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36363
36364
>>36362
"wait a second maybe she's with torc."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36364
36365 36369 36382
>>36363
"I doubt it. Why would she go with him to get a sex robot from a bunch of Japanese gnomes?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36365
36366
>>36364
"to protect him."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36366
36367 36369
>>36365
"I doubt it. She didn't seem to be with him when he left."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36367
36368 36369
>>36366
"she better at hiding than tracy."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36368
36369 36370
>>36367
"Why would she want to hide? When does she need to?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36369
36370 36372 36373
>>36364
>Torc never mentioned SteamPonk in character, and his character set-off to Krenshal before it was brought up
>>36366
"She disappears pretty easily.
Besides, I wouldn't worry. She's more than capable of taking care of herself."
>>36367
*crosses arms a humphs*
".. This bull on the other hand would probably get himself killed while he was looking for her."
>>36368
"Ask her when you find her. If you can find her.. She must have had something she needed to do right after you guys released that dark guy."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36370
36371 36372 36374
>>36368
"look me don't know trump, me just don't know."
>>36369
"me meant no disrespect."
*leaves to look for thez*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36371
>>36370
Should he be greeting that guy he just resurrected?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36372
>>36369
Nigger I can't keep up with what is said character what isn't and everything. This detail is unimportant, and it doesn't matter

"All I'm saying is, her absence has been noticed, and it seems like something is going on...

He's allowed to be concerned for his wife when he hasn't seen her"

>>36370
"Yeah, I don't know either. Good luck, and godspeed"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36373
>>36369
"I think it's super sweet that he would literally get himself killed in an unnecessary gesture of love for her. I wish I............... I am impressed by him"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36374
36376 36383
>>36370
"SHE IS IN WICKETT" Yak Lee tells(yells) to Infernius, in between beating the piss out of one of the fight club participants. There seem to be more injuries amongst the Fight Club since Thez put him in charge. Maybe a Yak wasn't the best choice,....
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36375
36378 36382
Now as for Trollestia, I will admit that I assumed that at least one character would want to fug her, so I thought to discourage it by way of making her Trollestia (I contemplated Molestia, but thought that might actally encourage it). There was a hint of "Be careful what you wish for" involved as well.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36376
36377
>>36374
Speaking of which, how much heal x wounds potion can be manufactured a day with the machines? Also, can "calm emotions" scrolls be made?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36377
36381
>>36376
Depends on which "wounds" potions you're looking to make.
>calm
Sure
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36378
36379 36380
>>36375
Correct on both accounts.

Um... Can I ride her non-sexually?
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.36379
36387
>>36378
No.

Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36380
36381 36386
>>36378
You're asking ME?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36381
>>36377
I'd assume the higher level potions sell for more, but if all that can be made is cure light wounds, that'd work too. I want to ressurect pirates (who will be also kept for possible mercenary work), have them work the machines (paid on commission), assign the spare paladin to be a technician (if he can be properly motivated), export the potions and other potions to Sparintenar via the caravels (since Sparintenar appears to be a port city), trade it for goods, then sell the goods in Port Barry or export them.

Um... Trumpaladin goes and tries to make a large number of Calm emotions scrolls

>>36380
Good point
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36382
36388
>>36375
>hint of "Be careful what you wish for" involved as well.
I hadn't fucking noticed
>>36364
>reeee-ing
Also, GM I have a boss idea, how can I get it to you without anyone seeing?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36383
36384 36388
>>36374
"thanks you filthy animal."
*heads to the wickett*

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36384
36385
>>36383
*keep the change ya filthy animal
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36385
36388
>>36384
you can tell gm stuff on rabb.it privately.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36386
36391 36453
>>36380
How much bigger have Sam and Bunny (these are their permanent names btw, to exemplify Tracy's sense of taste) grown since they hatched? Raptors grow really quickly, and I want to get a good picture of them.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36387
36389 36390
>>36379
Tracy's faggot, I am not sure you understand. A Paladin, at core, is heavy cavalry. Like the Templar Knights they are based on, they belong on horse back. On foot, a Paladin is incomplete. They must merge with their mount. Become one with her.

Trollestia is a beautiful mare - very fine. She must be ridden, just as surely as the Paladin must ride. No, Trollestia is not as adept in combat as Fae (Fae's pounce feat is kick ass, by the way). But she has talent with animals and spells and magical features that make her worth exploring.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36388
36390
>>36383
Through the window Infernius can see that the Wickett is pretty much empty, but as he enters he's greeted by piano music.
https://youtu.be/PXt8aOB0afs
>tfw former music major and none of the piano covers or tutorials get it right
>>36382
>>36385
I'll have rabbit open in a bit

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36389
36392
>>36387
>pounce feat
Pounce is an extraordinary ability. It's feat equivalent is Dire Charge.
Also, for your own sake, stop getting attached to that unicorn. If you want Epic Cohorts, just work on your Leadership-related feats.
>She must be ridden
I don't think you understand unicorn very well..
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36390
36392 36397
>>36387
REEEEEEEE why do you go out of your way to hurt the tracy character?
>>36388
*walks in caredully not to distract her*
*watches her play*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36391
>>36386
*feeds birds again*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36392
36393 36395
>>36390
I don't want to hurt Tracy! I just think it's a shame that the Unicorn is unappreciated.

>>36389
>Extraordinary ability
Nice to know. Either way, I think it's super useful, and it makes Fae pretty useful.

>Epic Cohorts
That's pretty awesome. I'll see if I can figure out how to gain her as a cohort

>Unicorns don't want to be ridden
They just need to be properly wooed. Also, aren't nightmares only supposed to let you ride them after you've defeated them? When was Tracy defeated by Trumpaladin? In the Space Cowboy sequence?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36393
36394 36395
>>36392
in lore only "pure" maidens can ride them.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36394
36398
>>36393
I see why she liked Torcuil at first
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36395
36396
>>36392
>gain her as a cohort
That's not how leadership works. The epic feat allows you to attract cohorts, not just make NPCs do what you want.
>>36392
>aren't nightmares only supposed to let you ride them after you've defeated them?
Where did you hear that?
>>36393
This
Are you a pure maiden, Trump's faggot?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36396
36401 36406
>>36395
>Epic feat doesn't get me a unicorn
Then why did you bring it up?

>Where did you hear that
Probably either a wiki or that nightmare tactics thing or somewhere

>Are you a pure maiden, Trump's faggot?
Um... No
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36397
36399
>>36390
One of the staff walks up next to Infernius and whispers, "She's been at it for hours now. The same song, over and over. Its nice to have music for once, normally the patrons ignore the piano, but still,...." his voice trails off as he returns to his duties.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36398
1599960__safe_screencap_pinkie pie_animated_commercial_food_meme_open mouth_pie_seizure warning_target_vibrating_wat_x intensifies.gif
>>36394
jej.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36399
36400
>>36397
*walks over to the bar and orders 2 drinks*
*walks over to the piano*
"this show situation makes me sad too."
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36400
36403
>>36399
She misses a note, and stops playing. She sighs at length, and doesn't look up from the keys.
"Its not that. I mean there is that, but there's way more too it. Its,... complicated."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36401
36404
>>36396
>Epic Feat
With enough hard work and sweat, you can attract creatures with the same alignment as cohorts (which doesn't include chargers, but still). I thought you already took the leadership feat, didn't you know that?
Also, just fall already. Being able to trade in 16 levels and get epic feats (normally against the rules) is more hax than anything else in the game so far. Normally, you'd have to be past lvl 21 to be able to do that.
Gib bootz.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36402
36405 36423
Doe Torc ever make it to his desination?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36403
36423
>>36400
"Sad for the anons too?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36404
36406 36407
>>36401
I think I'm really limited on how advanced they can be though

I can get epic feats that way? How many and what kind?

I kind of want to complete the full 20 levels of Paladin first. Also, I don't want to lose Fae....
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36405
36406 36408
>>36402
whats torc look like again?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36406
36408
34B138CA00000578-3612966-Robert_the_Bruce_was_crowned_King_of_Scotland_in_1306_and_went_o-a-16_1464363847231.jpg
>>36396
I've been taking inspiration from this page, in terms of Nightmare thematics.
http://thecampaign20xx.blogspot.com/2015/05/dungeons-dragons-guide-to-nightmare.html
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare_(creature)
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?426904-Taming-a-Nightmare
http://www.enworld.org/forum/showthread.php?394952-What-s-the-origin-of-the-Nightmare
>>36404
If haxx, you could select them from the list at the bottom of the page.
>>36405
He said like pic related, but older.
Also, a white beard is not optional for wizards, so he has one.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36407
36413
>>36404
>I'm really limited on how advanced they can be though
Also, if you have a special mount or familiar, you get a -1 penalty for leadership checks.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36408
36409 36410
600px-MacLeod_tartan_(Vestiarium_Scoticum).png
>>36405
Uh, first pic is about what he looks like (longer beard), pic 2 is tarten for his robe
>>36406
Nvrmind, thats the pic
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36409
36411
>>36408
Sweet robe.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36410
36411 36413 36414
>>36408
im gonna make a shit ms paint picture of the party.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36411
>>36409
Thanks
>>36410
This is gonna be good
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36412

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36413
36426 36429
>>36407
Shut up.

I'm counting my circlet of persuasion bonus towards that anyways

>Epic Leadership Feat
I CAN GAIN AN ANCIENT SILVER DRAGON! I hope her equine form is much younger though

>>36410
Neat!
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36414
36415 36417
1376163629369.jpg
>>36410
Here's one of my Rare Tracys.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36415
36419
>>36414
>Doesn't ever offer rare Tracy to husbando
Oh I see how it is
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36416
36419
gibe pics you want used.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36417
36418
>>36414
i'm honored to receive a rare Tracy.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36418
image.png
>>36417

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36419
36420 36422
1334942844102.jpg
>>36415
You are not my husbando, you are Tracy's husbando. If you want my rares, you'll have to earn them.
>>36416
Quite honestly, the Unoriginal version would make it a more classic meme. I've got more than ~50 pics of this thing horribly shooped into various screencaps from the show.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36420
36421 36422
>>36419
Well fuck you too Tracy's faggot
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36421
36428
1391273962625.png
>>36420
*throws bone*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36422
36428
>>36419
ill make a couple versions.
>>36420
gibe trump.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36423
36424 36425
>>36402
Yes. Beleagured and wounded from the Hag,... who was only a challenge rating 7 encounter,... Torcuil arrives at Krenshall.
>>36403
"No,... I mean yes but no."

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36424
>>36423
"is it wedding jitters?"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36425
36427 36428 36446
>trying to watch hoers stream
>head phones arent working on old phone
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36423
"WHERE'S AN INN?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36426
36428
>>36413
>Wanting to attract cougars
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36427
36435
>>36425
Several gnomes in the area jibber amongst themselves.
"Lookatthisguydemandingthingslikehessomesortofsomebody,asthoughhecan'treadthesignsthatclearlysay"PlacetoPayMoneyAndSleep".Thisistheproblemwithoutoftownersexpectingthegeneralpopulacetoserveassomesortofconcierge." They stop and point. "Thatway." They point to a 2-story building just a bit from the entrance.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36428
36429 36430 36431 36432 36435
462.jpg
>>36421
*takes bone*
I had Pink text added to the code because you asked...

>>36422
The version GM made holding peach rings is better but this general picture is my favorite. That, or Donald Trump hugging an American flag.

>>36425
It's only like an hour away. Why you need an inn? Also you're physically too large

>>36426
Kek. Actually, it would make more sense for him to attract a young adult Silver Dragon as a cohort, because he's at a much lower level than it takes to get an ancient silver dragon
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36429
36433
>>36413
Do item bonuses really affect your leadership feat? With her item buffs, Tracy has 18.
Also, I think the circlet gives bonus to specific dice checks. It'd be better to get something that gives a stat buff instead, like a cloak.
>>36428
Young silver dragons are much more dangerous than adults for exactly that reason.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36430
36433
4621.jpg
>>36428

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36431
36433
>>36428
how long do dragons live again and how old is said dragon?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36432
36433 36436
cage.png
>>36428
*another bone for the pinkness*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36433
36434
>>36429
Eh. I'm'a write it off as mixed nuts, because do you really want to do that math and define terms and such?

>Dangerous silver dragons
Because they can be cohorts? Also, how are silver dragons dangerous? They are lawful good

>>36430
PERFECT

>>36431
I don't know how long they live but a long time. Like, a very long time. I think an ancient dragon is a thousand years old

>>36432
Huzzah!
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36434
36440
>>36433
so is a young dragon over 18?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36435
36437 36440
>>36427
G-gnomes?
"Thanks m8s"
Torc trudges to the inn
>>36428
>why he need an inn?
Cause he was in a battle
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36436
36440
>>36432
thats a magnificent rare.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36437
36439 36440
>>36435
id seek a chapel desu.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36438
36441 36442 36443
Fug it.
Tracy slinks off by herself and decides to scout-out the road to Cardishore, after putting her birds to bed.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36439
>>36437
1: Torc isn't holy, how would that help?
2: old inns had food
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36440
36445
>>36434
>tfw when going after those under 18 can get your general banned off 4chan, or cause you to lose an election... even in Alabama

>>36436
I know. It's mine

>>36435
>He was in a battle
That's kind of sad though. It was a level 7

>>36437
But it's Japan. They are heathens
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36441
36447
>>36438
Just
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36442
36445 36447
>>36438
no!
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36443
36463
>>36438
She disguises herself as a stray dog, and moves along the path in stealth.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36445
36449
>>36440
>str: 9
>>36442
Youre lucky Torc isn't nearby
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36446
36455
>>36425
She chuckles and smiles at that. "No,... but,...." she sighs and looks up at him. "I don't know. Its,... meat-space."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36447
36448
>>36442
>>36441
Torc gets to go on a solo adventure.
I want to do something.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36448
36451
>>36447
Entirely by yourself. You've done a lot of those. Why you doing this one that is both dangerous and that everyone else wants to do?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36449
36450 36452
>>36445
BTW, you said something about a boss,....
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36450
36451
>>36449
Can I'z call Fae and ask her the results of the Seige engine testing? Like how many people it takes to man them and so forth?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36451
36454
>>36448
>Why
Because I feel like it.
>>36450
Serious question.
Can Fae read?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36452
36461
>>36449
Ah yes, I'll send you a message
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36453
>>36386

Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36454
36456
>>36451
Well fuck you too
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36455
36458
>>36446
"me know feel,can me help cheer you up in some way?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36456
36457 36459
10806217_356104627904686_7037574631246567809_n.jpg
>>36454
I want to go it alone just to test the water and gather info. And Tracy want to get in without waiting in line this time.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36457
>>36456
oh just say your gonna scout then.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36458
36462
>>36455
Eyes tear up. "You already have." Long, lengthy hug.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36459
36474
>>36456
All it takes is one high level opposing rogue or some spell we don't know about, Tracy is dead and she loses her stuff. No one even knows she's gone, so no one will even think to get it or revive her
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36461
>>36452
Sent
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36462
36471
>>36458
"me excited to start life with you, me want to shield you from all pain."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36463
36464
>>36443
As a war-hoers, her ground-speed is 100, right?
Actually, change that disguise to a deer.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36464
36465
>>36463
>Tracy moves off into the woods and hides while her faggot tries to think of animals in the right size category.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36465
36466
>>36464
bob-cat?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36466
36468
>>36465
I want to go faster in hybrid form..
Fug it. Doe is best disguise. Doesn't attract attention, and less likely to get shot than a buck.

Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36467
Well if Tracy's faggot us going to try to take up GM's limited time by making him map out an adventure specifically for him on a weeknight, then damn it, I'm going to do something too.

Trumpaladin goes to the Tavern (possibly the wicket where Thez is?)
Actually, make it the widget

Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36468
36469
>>36466
A deer is a medium sized creature. You're claiming to be using a large class form. Wrong size class. You're also claiming a speed of 100 thanks to haxxor shoes. But deer, like horses, only have half that speed. Nothing is going to be going 100 and not stick out like a sore thumb. And GM has also said the modified forms do not easily disguise
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36469
36470
>>36468
>acting like I've never done this before
She's not turning into a deer, she's using the glasses to disguise herself as one.
Also, there aren't any penalties on Hide or Move Silently checks due to speed: her stealth is not impaired. She's just moving along the side of the path as to not attract unwanted attention.
Sure, she might look like an unusually big deer, at a glance, but 4 ranks+10 from the glasses is easy enough to fool most casual onlookers, especially since the spell can make her look a whole foot shorter.
Regardless, she should get there fine.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36470
>>36469
Actually, I'd better pull up my sheet and get a look at those ranks again, because I keep forgetting. She has at least 4 in Disguise though.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36471
36475
>>36462
"You're off to a good start," she admits grudgingly.
"Yer still an oaf tho" she says clutching him tightly.
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.36473
>>36472
We bedtime nao
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36474
>>36459
If it's that important to you, I'll delay the trip, but I still want her to go on recon by herself at one point.

Tracy dissects her new corpse in her room, while reading a copy of Hags Illustrated. Studying the specimenThis is my way of saying I'm setting her to grind on Knowledge Arcana:
she's learning about monsters.

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36475
>>36471
"um what oaf mean?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36476
36477 36478 36479
She preserves the hands and the head, and she later gets to work on another True strike scroll.
After that, she takes one of the Nithing Poles from in front of the Stables, and ties it to her bag.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36477
36479
>>36476
Do those things harm good creatures just by being near them? What do they do exactly?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36478
36479
>>36476
tracy the witcher.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36479
36480 36493
C3Rr6FlUYAEbxGx.jpg
5-horse-skull.jpg
63abc0bf1da81590de074cd830d08364--viking-house-viking-age.jpg
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074d6c2e84265939d68e8efef93e7e5e.jpg
>>36476
*feeds birdies*
>>36477
The area around the Skull, wherever it goes, is treated as if it had Unhallow cast on it (minus the cool area spells), and thereby also functions as Magic Circle Against Good. In a sense, anywhere the skull goes is considered to be Unholy ground. Idk how Magixc Circle Against X even works in this game though, because Tracy should've had more than several reasons to have a problem with goddamn unicorn living in the stables.
In Nordic and Scandinavian tradition, planting a Nithing outside is a gesture to wish doom upon a household, usually planted as a decree of revenge for high crimes that caused suffering upon one's clan or family. In nordic folklore, the practice invokes a powerful runic curse that inflicts mortal illness or even death upon a person and/or their family, specified by the wicked runes carved on the pole. In modern times, it's very, very occasionally used as an expression of absolute vendetta and loathing upon a person. Vikings were incredibly vengeful people...
>>36478
That is exactly what I want.
I wonder if there are any monster-hunting contracts around town..
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36480
36483
>>36479
>Tracy should've had more than several reasons to have a problem with goddamn unicorn living in the stables
Kek! What are these reasons exactly? I get that in their first encounter Trollestia was pissed that Tracy killed some horses and she was bitchy about it, and then Tracy's efforts at stabbing were cut from her. And then there was a period of time when Trumpaladin seemed more interested in Trollestia than in Tracy romantically. There's also the whole had sex with him thing. But did I miss anything? Trollestia has been a primary caretaker of the birds and has been a pretty good babysitter.

Shouldn't Tracy plant a pole in the stable just opposite Troll that stares directly at her?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36481
36482 36485 36508
Also, is there any place Tracy can keep her birds other than the stables? I've been asking this for a while now.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36482
36484
>>36481
A long time ago, GM said they could perch directly on the tower
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36483
36487
>>36480
>miss anything
I'd rather not be a metafag so I won't just say her motive, but she has at least 3 more reasons. I don't have the charting anymore, so I can't just list her feelings off the bat anymore, although I still do a bit of math out of habit.
>babysitter
That is exactly the opposite of what she wanted.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36484
>>36482
Idk what it looks like, but it'd be better for them to have a place in a more open area.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36485
36488
>>36481
Pst, build a nest
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36486
36488 36489 36514
Tracy walks out into the woods to vent stress by collecting jibbernigger skulls.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36487
36490
>>36483
Why not metafag? No one is ever going to discover her motives in game play. You've already said she isn't rational, and there's not really a way of figuring her out. So why not entertain me and give the reasons why the condemned unicorn is condemned? After all, it's only proper to read out the charges against the accused before the execution
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36488
>>36486
Scratch that
>>36485
Tracy takes it to herself to build a nest on the tower's balcony for her birds, so they can look down at the Port from their perch.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36489
36491
>>36486
>"little pony. I found Infernius and Thez at the wicket while looking for that one of Korak's pirates. Want to join us?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36490
>>36487
>Why not metafag?
Because it's gay, and it detract from dialogue the characters could've had other wise.
Also, now that I threw-out the booklet, it's not as easy for me.
>give the reasons why the condemned unicorn is condemned
Because he FUGGED HER!
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36491
36492
>>36489
>'I'm busy right now. And I can't drink...'
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36492
36494
>>36491
>"drinking is degenerate anyways. It's more for the company. What cha' busy doing, little pony?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36493
36496
>>36479
infernuis and tracy should form a witcher school or something.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36494
36495
*goes out into the woods to collect branches*
>>36492
>'Building an open nest for my birds, so they won't be cooled-up like chikuns'
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36495
36497 36498
>>36494
>"Slovenia may be able to help you with that. Might you want to ask her?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36496
>>36493
Would do.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36497
36499 36500
>>36495
>Asking Trump's waifu to go with the girl he would rather be dating
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36498
>>36495
>'I'll see about that later.'
*Moves deep into the woods*
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36499
36501
>>36497
What? She's good with woodworking
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36500
>>36497
kej this.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36501
>>36499
I bet Trump want Slovenia working on his wood
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36503
36514
Tracy is in the woods, by the tall tree where she found the Jew gold.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36504
36505 36506 36507 36510
Is anyone here?
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36505
36509
image.jpeg
>>36504
Boop
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36506
36509
405.jpg
>>36504

Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36507
36509
96b0bad6ced0d1e997aa3e16e221aeef.jpg
>>36504

Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36508
36513 36515
>>36481
I told you a long time ago. There's the holodeck, and you can always take them outside. The tower has all gravity on the outside. If you wanted, you could almost arrange a mini-maze in the strip-mall section to take them on walks and such, and that would only take up one floor.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36509
>>36507
>>36506
>>36505
Hello fellow faggots
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36510
36511 36512
end of the hallway.png
>>36504
[lurking pony noises]
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36511
36513
>>36510
Why lurk ehen you can shitpost?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36512
>>36510
Boop
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36513
>>36508
I didn't realize it was that sophisticated. I'll have her try that.
>>36511
Work 'n shit.
Also laziness.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36514
36516 36521
>>36503
>>36486
Do jibberniggers only come out at night, or could she coax them out by burning down their tree?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36515
36517 36529
>>36508
Torc walks out of the inn after a nap and some food.
What he find?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36516
36521
>>36514
Regardless, Tracy sets the tree on fire just because.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36517
36518 36519
>>36515
dragon dildos
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36518
>>36517
always
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36519
36520
>>36517
The only place to find those is up Infernius' ass
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36520
36523
>>36519
thats a funny way to spell torculi
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36521
36522
>>36514
>>36516
Is this a way of taking out frustration for when Trumpaladin recommended she ask Slovenia for help building a nest, which offended her for some reason?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36522
36528
>>36521
Tracy's faggot is just feeling CE tonight.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36523
36524 36525
>>36520
That a strange way to spell trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.36524
36526
>>36523
Was user banned for this post? Check the ban list to find out!
\r
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36525
36528
1473692__safe_artist-colon-manly man_edit_sunset shimmer_equestria girls_colored pencil_meme_meta_protest_sign_simple background_solo_sunset's board_.png
>>36523

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36526
36527
>>36524
I swear to Hitler if you fucking ban me
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36527
36529
image.png
>>36526
Then you'll be unable to post
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36528
36532
>>36522
Well if you're looking to do evil things and have fun in the process I can think of a CR13 monster right now

>>36525
This
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36529
36530 36531
>>36527
>inb4 GM is ban
>>36515
A sprawling array of workshops. Gnomes wander about, some with clip-boards, others are wearing glasses. They mutter to themselves and to one another constantly without any spacing or punctuation. Still others have pencils behind their heads.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36530
36551
>>36529
I wasn't really expectng gnomes...
Torc begins to walk around, lookin for a shop that would suit his needs.
Do I have permision to continue with my stupid ass idea?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36531
>>36529
*heils hitler*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36532
36533
>>36528
>CR 13 monster
The unicorn? Wanna do it now?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36533
36534 36535
45852__safe_artist-colon-mattyhex_twilight sparkle_lesson zero_animated_breakdown_messy mane_nose wrinkle_open mouth_petting_simple background_smiling_.gif
>>36532
>Faggot is legit and honestly sad for killing this NPC
Uh... I don't know how Tracy reasons but it's already been a while since the pact was made. The Unicorn's master is out of town, and both Thez and Infernius are out of the tower, so if you're going to murder an NPC...
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36534
36536 36537 36539
>>36533
He is not her fucking master
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36535
36539
>>36533
>master
Stop making shit up.
>>36533
>he Unicorn's master is out of town, and both Thez and Infernius are out of the tower, so if you're going to murder an NPC…
He won't (meta) get cold feet will he? he'll actually do it?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36536
36537 36538 36539
1595996__suggestive_artist-colon-johnjoseco_princess celestia_alicorn_ask princess molestia_bedroom eyes_bust_drool_female_hoof licking_jewelry_licking.png
>>36534
>implying

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36537
36539
>>36536
>>36534
Unicorns don't have masters. They're worse than cats in that regard (at least cats sometimes pretend to be domesticated).
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36538
>>36536
>distant triggered frog noises
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36539
36540 36541
>>36534
well, Torcuil isn't the last guy to fuck her
>I still feel sorry for her

>>36536
Kek

>>36535
That's definitely the sort of thing that should have in-character dialogue

>>36537
I'll figure out how to break her
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36540
36541
>>36539
Pretty sure the coldfeet was in reference to GM letting Troll die
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36541
36542
1509089958097.png
>>36539
>should have in-character dialogue
Okay then...
>'Flashy... Soon...'
>>36540
No, it was to see if Trump's faggot would get any dumb ideas.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36542
36543 36544
>>36541
>"Sweetie, a proper wedding takes time to plan"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36543
36545
1508951942002.png
>>36542
>'The troll hunt, Flashy...'
*watches tree burn*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36544
1493344__safe_artist-colon-momomistress_oc_oc only_oc-colon-sweet skies_bust_female_hat_mare_meme_ponified_pony_portrait_solo_what in tarnation.png
>>36542

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36545
36547
>>36543
*Trumpaladin sets down his glass*
>"............"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36546
Is GM kill?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36547
36548
zoom.gif
>>36545
>'Are you ready..? I'll be ready soon....'
>'You're sure you'll do this for me, Flashy..? I could manage it myself, but...'
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36548
36549
>>36547
>"But you want me to do it to prove that I love you and not her?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36549
36550
>>36548
>'You'll do it, right?'
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36550
36552
Trumpaladin realizes he should head back to the tower...

He calls Fae, and they speed off

>>36549
>"If you need me to"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36551
36556
>>36530
What are his needs exactly?

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36552
36553
>>36550
"I need you, Flashy...'
*plants pole in forest*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36553
36557
>>36552
Trumpaladin speeds back on Fae. Fae can certainly sense that he is uncomfortable, but recieves nothing more than an "I don't want to talk about it..."

>>36552
>"Are you sure she must die? Maybe she can pay you back in some way? Do something for you? Anything else?"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36554
>inb4 no trips
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36556
>>36551
Steamponk
this was not at all what I was originally planning
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36557
36558 36560
>>36553
>'Kill the troll, Flashy.'
Tracy leaves her nithing in its spot in the forest, and returns to the tower.
She takes her birds to another room, then returns to hers to fit her leather armor.
>'You have the Rope and those cuffs, right?'
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36558
36559
>>36557
Trumpadin arrives in the Tower. He dismisses Fae, apologizing to her for he is not sure what, and then goes to the shrine

>"I have both, Tracy. Please though, there is one thing I must do first"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36559
>>36558
>'What? is it?'
>'Send the kitty back to the stadium.'
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36560
36561
>>36557
>"I sent her back... I have to speak with my Master"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36561
36566
>>36560
>'....... so be it....'
Divine Guidance
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36562
36563 36565 36572 36604
The blessed word (2).png
The Code (2).png
Before going to do the deed… Trumpaladin went to the shrine of Elway in the tower. He knew he needed to consult first…
Speaketh Trumpaladin: Paladins must maintain a code of conduct to stay in favor with their god
What would Elway require?

John Elway takes many forms, the majority of which are so Football it would cause the average person's eyeballs to melt out of their sockets and pool on the floor, then bubbling through the floorboards and dripping down onto the neighbors in the apartment below, who would then become timber wolves.
He appeared in the form of a tall horse, cast in the image of Sleipnir, the eight legged horse ridden by the Norse god Loki. His long flowing mane glows bright orange and dances like the fires of pure Football. His coat is pure and white as the rocky mountain snow, a snow like the crystallized tears of the Oakland Raiders when they realize that they shall never be truly football

Well, first and foremost you must be Football. This is pretty important.
Elway does not expect you to be 100% football, that would be unreasonable.
Only Elway himself can be 100% football.
However, a minimum level of at least 65% football would be the floor.
Ideally you should try to remain between 75-80% football.
There was once a disciple who attained levels of I think 93% football, and that proved too much for his fragile mortal body to take
he discorporated into football and became part of the river of football that encircles the Tree of Life, which is also a football
so basically, I'd aim for like 70% football on an average day. if you feel like it's too much of a strain, you can ease back, but don't drop below 65% or Elway can't materialize.
The second thing to take into account is that you must be true to the path of football at all times.
many agents of football, though well meaning, are led astray by the path of false football. You must be wary, for it is easy to fall into the trap of false football.
the Oakland Raiders are false football most foul
you must never heed their words
they may appear to you in disguise, and you must be wary of their tricks
the same goes for the Seattle Seahawks, although their tactics are different.
they may appear to you in the guise of Peyton Manning, or even Dan Reeves. I think I saw one of them pull of a Terrel Davis impersonation at one point.
However, do not be deceived.
if in doubt, you must ask them to become Football, for only true Football can become Football.
if they cannot become Football, they were never truly Football.
Hence, false football.
Football.

And now, for the big question
If, lets say, you see this Unicorn and she's smoking hot, but this psycho succubus earth pony forces you into a relationship and later you get engaged with her, and you later promise a coworker not to have sex with the unicorn because it's sort of his, but then he pisses you off, and you get an opportunity to have sex with the unicorn so you fornicate with her, but your psycho fiance is absolutely pissed, so she forces you into an agreement to kill the unicorn, is eating the flesh or making the unicorn's hide into a jacket a step too far?

Well, when I was a young Elway, perhaps only about 71% football myself, I had a similar situation. In one of the infinite timelines in which I attempted to travel back into the past and assume the form of Dan Reeves so that I might impregnate Rainbow Dash and father myself and become Football for all time, I accidentally tapped into the power of pure Football and made a seismic ejaculatory field goal right inside Rainbow Dash, who oddly enough was a unicorn in that timeline. Needless to say she did not survive. In accordance with what I like to imagine her dying wishes might very well have been, I removed her hide and fashioned it into a technicolor dreamcoat of pure Football, and emblazoned upon it the logo of the Denver Broncos, so that wherever I may go, the emblem of True Football would shine throughout the heavens, forevermore.
When later I encountered the pegasus Rainbow Dash in another timeline, it was that very jacket with which I was able to initiate the conversation that led to my becoming Dan Reeves and creating Football. I believe you should know the rest of the story.
So, in summation: yes, making a jacket should be fine.

Thank you Elway. Praise be
Take, and be Football my child
in fact I may add that segment into the Great Manual of Football, which is a guide for Paladins of Football to become more Football in the ways of Football.

And with that, Trumpaladin left the shrine, and went on his way to Tracy
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36563
36565 36568
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>>36562

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36565
36568
>>36562
What did he mean by this?
>Needless to say she did not survive. In accordance with what I like to imagine her dying wishes might very well have been, I removed her hide and fashioned it into a technicolor dreamcoat of pure Football
>So, in summation: yes, making a jacket should be fine.
So it's okay? We can go leatherface on her plot?
*Listens in on glorious prayer, from a non-vaporizing distance*
>>36563
I feel you bro...
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36566
36567
>>36561
After having spoken to his Patron, Trumpaladin takes a moment to take in what he has heard.

He gets back up, and uses his detect evil to find and go to Pony

"Tracy... I think I am ready. I want you to know that I do not want to do this. I really do not want to do this at all. But yet I will do this. I will do this, because I love you, and I want you to forgive me"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36567
36568 36591
>>36566
"I love you too, Flashy."
*puts tower sheild and Lance in bag*
*adds crossbolts to gauntlet*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36568
36569
>>36563
>>36565
Well, my Patron is a meme god based upon this series of shitposts made up by a guy who I'm friends with on Discord. He's a super talented bullshitter so I figured I may as well involve him in this because I like his work

>>36567
*hugs pony*
"How do you want to do this, exactly? I had this magazine that says a lot about the demi-god unicorns which I'd look at for all the pictures of the mares in it. I mean, I used to look at it. Used to. Anyways, I saw that it had quite a bit of information on these creatures. I don't think she can teleport outside of her forest, and even then, only once a day.

What's your strategy, little pony?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36569
36570 36593
>>36568
>'Well, it's simple, we kill the unicorn. We'll have the advantage of the confined space in the stables, so she'll probably teleport to her little golf course to heal herself after the first strike; after that, the real fun begins...'
>'You go in first, and be ready to use those handcuffs. I'll be lurking in the background.'
Can he put those handcuff on in the same turn that he grapples? Fyi, there a Pocket of Holding in his tie, so he probably could take those out as a free action.
>Tfw Elway lets us sacrifice unicorns
On an entirely separate note. I will gib zip for rare collection, if gib imaginary bootz.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.36570
36593
>>36569
>"I don't know if she's able to teleport out of the stables. We're outside of her forest. If she does get out, well, I can ride you. We could try to use the cuffs, but I can do a hell of a lot of damage to her with my sword.
Well, in the past GM has let us do it in a single die roll while doing bullshit between each other, really it should require at barte minimum a full grapple. That would be an attack of opportunity (she might fail, because my AC is insane) followed by an opposed grapple check. But she'd probably win a grapple check, because she has a size category advantage.

I'll probably give them eventually....

*places cuffs in pocket of holding*
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36572
36573 36576
>>36562
What the fuck is this?
Also Sleipnir is the horse Loki gave birth to for Odin to ride, not Loki's war horse
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36573
36574 36576
>>36572
Wikipedia confirms.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36574
36575
>>36573
Loki In his own fucked up way was the original horsefuker
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36575
>>36574
Vikings are weird..
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36576
36577
>>36572
>>36573
>Implying Loki didn't take back the horse he gave birth to to ride himself, or didn't ride him first

>>36573
GM did say explicitly that Trollestia cannot teleport when I asked a few weeks ago.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36577
36578
>>36576
He didn't ride it. It would've been awkward.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36578
36579
>>36577
More awkward than a male human-shaped God turning into a mare and being fucked by a stallion?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36579
36580
>>36578
Well, yeah, because the awkwardness would've been cumulative, imo..
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36580
36581
1577552__safe_artist-colon-smoldix_oc_oc-colon-filly anon_oc only_bed_chest fluff_dark background_depressed_ear fluff_female_filly_freckles_gradient ba.png
>>36579
I mean, he didn't really intend to get pregnant. He was just trying to distract the stallion, but he was really fast.. That had to be embarrassing...
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36581
36582
image.jpeg
>>36580
>I just wanted to keep her from running away. I didn't intend her to get pregnant
I can sympathize...
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36582
>>36581
It was the opposite, but sure.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36583
36584
>ITT 2 faggots discuss the logistics of a Norse Trickster God becoming a mare, and then giving birth to a 8-legged horse
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36584
36585
>>36583
>Third faggot watches them
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36585
>>36584
>Third faggot says "no homo" for no reason
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36586
36588
*yawns tiredly*
Goodnight, faggots.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36587
image.jpeg
>when it's late December but your apartment has only heat-pump and air conditioning settings so they set it to heat-pump, but the weather becomes hot again, and so now it's 77 fucking degrees inside your apartment. And this has happened every single December you've lived here. Every single December
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36588
36590
>>36586
*dies of heat exhaustion*
I want a good fight out of the poor girl when she goes...
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36590
108391__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-derkrazykraut_rarity_bipedal_clothes_coat_dark comedy_grin_hakapik_happy_pony_seal_shoes_smiling_winter clothin.png
>>36588
I don't.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36591
36592
>>36567
*Adds a second Lance to the bag*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36592
>>36591
*Makes armor-spikes out of Hydra teeth just because*
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36593
36594 36596 36597
237_preview.png
>>36569
>>36570
>plotting to kill a particularly significant unicorn cuz reasons
>Elway approves
Didn't Trump give the others shit over going right wing safety squad on a giant commie cesspit?
Mrs. Sentry
G7igY
?
No.36594
36595 36596
>>36593
Ikr...
Also, although while Tracy did compel him to kill Troll, eating her body and wearing her skin was entirely his idea; I can't take credit for that one (impressively edgy, desu).
No grief about it though. I don't care, so long as it doesn't cause any extra drama.
I wonder if/where we could get some material for messages with Hitler. Infernius could use a bit of guidance.
Shameless Blogpost ignore:
>tfw you go to relatives' house to help out with some housework, but didn't expect to be cleaning toilets all day...
Mrs. Sentry
G7igY
?
No.36595
>>36594
Didn't mean to spoiler the whole thing.. just parts.
tExej
?
No.36596
36603
>>36593
Hey. 1. Commie nations tend to have 20% or fewer actual communists, with the rest being oppressed victims of leftist totalitarianism who long for freedom, tradition, and the nation. 2. Infidels must be given a chance to renounce their previous convictions and to follow the true path of America, Capitalism, and Football before they are put to the sword. 3. We still don't have any miners for that mine because all the laborers were killed

DO YOU HAVE A WAY OUT OF KILLING HER that will leave Tracy satisfied

>>36594
>eating body and wearing skin
I take it back...
\r
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36597
36598 36599 36602
>>36593
>particularly significant unicorn
Could you tell me why she is important so I can consider my path of domestic relations? I promise not to meta fag, +Torc hasn't been involved yet so he could stll stop this...
>Elway approves
Can we get the TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FOOTBALL so we don't have to guess what pleases Elway?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36598
36601 36613
>>36597
>inb4 Trumpaladin is the Moses of Football
And why would I go ahead and spoiler?
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36599
36601
image.png
>>36597
Here's the rule page from /sp/
No he can't get involved. He's in Krenshall and he has no idea Troll is in danger. No meta-fagging in the way of Trump and Tracy's secret covenant
The Entertron exists, if you want to give her another go.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36601
>>36598
>Moses
Feels like more of a clerical archetype, desu.
>>36599
>Entertron
lol no
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36602
>>36597
>so we don't have to guess
I crafted two Phylacteries of Faithfulness for a reason.. They're supposed to warn you before you do anything against your alignment...
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36603
>>36596
>take it back
It's too late: Lord Elway has spoken. You must strip the raw-hide of the unicorn, and present the jacket to the shrine as an offering.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36604
36605
1416653__safe_starlight glimmer_4chan_angry_crying_meme_op is mad_solo_tfw_wojak.jpeg
>>36562

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36605
36606 36608
>>36604
Infernius deserves a spiritual experience more...
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36606
36607
>>36605
Oh fuck off. I've been doing my due diligence to talk about football wherever possible, to spread it and so forth. I've given freaking philosophical analyses of football, what it is, and it's roll on society, and I haven't heard any of the like from you
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36607
>>36606
He still deserves it though.
dgYBw
?
No.36608
36609
>>36605
And there's also the fact that I took the effort to contact him, set up a dialogue, get all of that, and do it all at 3am the night before I had an exam.\r
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36609
36610
>>36608
>ingrate
I didn't say I didn't appreciate it. I just said that Infernius deserves the same, especially since he's been trying so hard to get something like that.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36610
36611 36612 36615
>>36609
I saw that "more"...
mlpol's own Atlas is an actual national socialist, and he has a pretty funny sarcastic attitude that would make a great Hitlrr or Rockwell character. He's joined in RPG's before so maybe he'll be interested. He works all the time but he's free a few hours late at night every now and then, so maybe I can ask him to provide something, if we can get a few questions for Infernius to ask him
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36611
1505663438380-4.png
>>36610

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36612
>>36610
Atlas was the first guy who came to mind too.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36613
36614 36618
>>36598
Fine, steamponk his going full steam ahead then.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36614
36616
Spoilered
>>36613
SteamPonkalypse when?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36615
36616
>>36610
>how does he feel about thez?
>what is his bidding?
>will he aid me to save the earth ponies from the ziggers?
>how does he feel about the football religion?
>how can we conquer the continent the fastest?
>how to get to space?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36616
36617
>>36615
Actually... Nazis are the reason anyone got to space. Great question for Hitler
>>36614
Soon
BTW for reasons, how tall his Tracy in the game?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36617
36619
>>36616
>how tall his Tracy in the game?
Gosh, idk anymore... Four feet? She goes about alternating between bipedal and quadrupedal though..
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36618
image.png
>>36613
Still sad though...
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36619
36620
>>36617
>4 feet
Thanks, that satisfys my autism for now
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36620
36621
1505953675236.png
>>36619

Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36621
36622 36626
>>36620
Are Thez and Tracy that small though? That's super small
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36622
36626
>>36621
gm made this, so i think its cannon. and if thez is that smol thats super cute.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36623
36624 36625 36627 36631
I don't like the math for Steamponk.
I assumed a volume of 0.75m^3
At densitys of the metals I assumed (gold at 19300kg per cubic meter, and bronze at 7700kg) We are looking at a hoers that weighs over 100 US tons. (Distribution being 1 part gold per 2 parts bronze)
>TLDR, steamponk needs to lay off the cupcakes
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36624
36628
>>36623
That's not the way to do it. Just take the weight and density of pony, and then adjust it to the density of metal, maybe subtract from that number any way the robot is leaner
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36625
36628
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>>36623

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36626
36629
>>36621
>>36622
Thez is an Elf/Dwarf: she's just a bit bigger than 4 feet.
She just seems a lot bigger to us, because of her personality.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36627
>>36623
Ponk's body is mostly air in the first place.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36628
36630
>>36624
Okay, major fuck up in my math.
Its 9.5 tons, but original weight doesn't matter just the volume. And if you can get me the volume of a poner I would be glad to use it.
>>36625
I'm sorry best pony
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36629
>>36626
she can fit in infernuis' pocket.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36630
>>36628
Horses aren't solid cubes so that's not quite the way to go about it. A few years ago I calculated out the size of the little ponies with a few friends in college. We determined they were approximately the size of human females, but smaller. So maybe something like 100 pounds. I figured for this game that Tracy is about 80 pounds. I can't find the density of horses, but I suspect it's a little less than the density of water. Bronze is 8.7 times the density of water. So a solid bronze Tracy statue is something like 720 pounds. I seriously doubt a pony robot would be solid metal though
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36631
>>36623
>Steamponk
>Bronze
Brass is the only acceptable material for steampunk beings.
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.36637
Did a couple posts get deleted just now?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36638
36639
>>36636
>>36635
>>36634
>>36633
>>36632
Wtf?

Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36639
36641
>>36638
Calm your autism. We don't need every flame war that errupts
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36641
36642
1066067__safe_artist-colon-badumsquish_derpibooru exclusive_moondancer_angry_badumsquish is trying to murder us_badumsquish's kitties_cute_dancerbete.png
>>36639
[disapproving nerd noises]
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36642
36643
>>36641
HE FUCKING BANNED ME
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36643
36644
>>36642
He does it to me all the time too...
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36644
36645
>>36643
Does he fucking permaban you from all boards then reject your appeal?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.36645
36646
>>36644
>bothering to appeal
Yes.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36646
36647
>>36645
RIP us
>inb4 we get banned again because we are mad he banned us
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.36647
36648 36649
>>36646
I gotta sleep anyway.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36648
>>36647
Night
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36649
36650
image.png
>>36647
Goodnight
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.36650
36651
>>36649
Goodnight, Gaylord.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.36651
36652
>>36650
Well that's not my name
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36652
36653
>>36651
is gm kill?
dgYBw
?
No.36653
36654 36657
>>36652
Yes, GM is kill. He has not been seen since that post many hours ago. He probably has meat space stiuff. I know I had to move today then so family stuff and be asked by my dad about the job search...
\r
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36654
36655
>>36653
how did he react?
dgYBw
?
No.36655
36656 36659
>>36654
I kind of didn't directly say it. He asked if I had heard back and I sort of said "eh," I didn't tell him I got formal rejection letters from everywhere I interviewed..
\r
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.36656
>>36655
its alright man, im sure you'll find somewhere.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36657
36659
>>36653
I'll be les kill tomorrow
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36658
36659
And I'll bake a new bread
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.36659
36661
>>36655
That sucks, sorry too hear it
>>36657
Yay
>>36658
Holiday Nuts?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.36661
>>36659
Close
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