Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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*Finishes butchering monsters and feeds the giblets to her angels*
>*sounds of monster bird-thingy sizzling in a deep fryer*
[relaxed pony noises]
>*sounds of monster bird-thingy sizzling in a deep fryer*
[relaxed pony noises]
*heils in minotuar*
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>>35536
Norfilly is making the supreme, ultimate Fasce with all those sticks. Creatures of all kinds shall migrate from across the continent to behold its glory; minstrels shall sing ballads of it's power. We're talking about an artifact-tier relic here; a true legend in the making.
Norfilly is making the supreme, ultimate Fasce with all those sticks. Creatures of all kinds shall migrate from across the continent to behold its glory; minstrels shall sing ballads of it's power. We're talking about an artifact-tier relic here; a true legend in the making.
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>>35542
>Making an artifact
The ability to craft artifacts has been lost
>Image of a Mercury Dime
What'd Tracy do with that dime Trumpaladin gave her?
>Making an artifact
The ability to craft artifacts has been lost
>Image of a Mercury Dime
What'd Tracy do with that dime Trumpaladin gave her?
>>35543
It is really pretty. Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
It is really pretty. Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
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>>35543
You know what Johnny Cash asked about the faggot behind the faggot? This is the ultimate faggot, crafted from 88 hand-selected rods.
>'Many rods of common grain: Together they form an unbreakable faggot.'
>>35544
>dime
It's in her room, beneath the jibbernigger skeleton.
>>35546
That goes without saying.
>>35547
The axe blades could be omitted if we're talking about stone columns. Think of the Lincoln memorial
>this is where Lincoln logs come from
You know what Johnny Cash asked about the faggot behind the faggot? This is the ultimate faggot, crafted from 88 hand-selected rods.
>'Many rods of common grain: Together they form an unbreakable faggot.'
>>35544
>dime
It's in her room, beneath the jibbernigger skeleton.
>>35546
That goes without saying.
>>35547
The axe blades could be omitted if we're talking about stone columns. Think of the Lincoln memorial
>this is where Lincoln logs come from
>>35545
>Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
That's one of the two in the U.S. House of Representatives, beside the speaker's podium.
>Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
That's one of the two in the U.S. House of Representatives, beside the speaker's podium.
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Behold! The Almighty Faggot!
Tracy is okay with Trumpaladin having multiple waifus
DAMMIT, TRUMPALADIN!
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*makes anti-mage daggers*
>*Faggot researches a bit*
Hey, could Tracy make a Chu-Ko-Nu crossbow attachment to one of her animated gauntlets, like Guts's repeating bow-gun in Berserk? Now that I look at it, a Chu-Ko-Nu doesn't actually require fingers to operate, since it has a pump instead of a trigger.
>*Faggot researches a bit*
Hey, could Tracy make a Chu-Ko-Nu crossbow attachment to one of her animated gauntlets, like Guts's repeating bow-gun in Berserk? Now that I look at it, a Chu-Ko-Nu doesn't actually require fingers to operate, since it has a pump instead of a trigger.
>>35577
It doesn't even normally require a crank. Guts's bow is modified so it can be reloaded easily.
It doesn't even normally require a crank. Guts's bow is modified so it can be reloaded easily.
>>35577
A pair of dubs confirm, I'm surprised it took this long for you to suggest it. Its a relatively simple mechanism too. Range isn't the greatest, but for a repeating crossbow, who cares?
A pair of dubs confirm, I'm surprised it took this long for you to suggest it. Its a relatively simple mechanism too. Range isn't the greatest, but for a repeating crossbow, who cares?
>>35582
It could be built into the bracer, like Guts's bow (he doesn't have an arm inside that thing; it's just all mechanical). His bow, in canon, would only fire 30-40~ feet, but it saved him countless times when he was getting charged by a hoard of monsters.
>>35586
I thought the bazaar was kill after the Drow left?
It could be built into the bracer, like Guts's bow (he doesn't have an arm inside that thing; it's just all mechanical). His bow, in canon, would only fire 30-40~ feet, but it saved him countless times when he was getting charged by a hoard of monsters.
>>35586
I thought the bazaar was kill after the Drow left?
>>35583
Sighs... wondering if there was anything to defend...
I just wanted my waifu to be best waifu...
Sighs... wondering if there was anything to defend...
I just wanted my waifu to be best waifu...
>>35590
LEO= Low Earth Is this an earthlike planet? Orbit
In the meantime, where is everyone and what is going on?
LEO= Low Earth Is this an earthlike planet? Orbit
In the meantime, where is everyone and what is going on?
>>35597
T-the tower can go full Saturn V?
Also, can Torc get some skills/feats/stat upgrades because lvl or????
T-the tower can go full Saturn V?
Also, can Torc get some skills/feats/stat upgrades because lvl or????
>>35595
>it's not D&D
This is not D&D: it's mixed nuts.
And she'll definitely use it if she can load it with anti-magick tracking bolts
>Wizard/monster would have to fish every single hooked projectile out of their flesh before they can use any magick
> heap of weapons you never use
Which ones? She's got a sword, knives, and a chain. I guess there's that composite bow, but I really only wanted a crossbow in the first place.
>I don't know what Guts is
Guts is from Berserk: one of my favorite manga.
>it's not D&D
This is not D&D: it's mixed nuts.
And she'll definitely use it if she can load it with anti-magick tracking bolts
>Wizard/monster would have to fish every single hooked projectile out of their flesh before they can use any magick
> heap of weapons you never use
Which ones? She's got a sword, knives, and a chain. I guess there's that composite bow, but I really only wanted a crossbow in the first place.
>I don't know what Guts is
Guts is from Berserk: one of my favorite manga.
>>35600
>Wizard/monster is disabled because of shot from small arm crossbow
I don't think that's how it works
>Wizard/monster is disabled because of shot from small arm crossbow
I don't think that's how it works
>>35598
I had hinted at it back when Trump wanted some levels in space-marine,....
>>35601
"I dunno about the Wendy's outfit, but Raven and Zelda are hawt."
>leash/rope
"THIS"
>>35602
Yeah, I have to agree, that's a bit of a stretch. Dimeterium is an otherwise unknown ore in this world. It will take alot of trial and error to make stuff like insta-no-magic arrows.
I had hinted at it back when Trump wanted some levels in space-marine,....
>>35601
"I dunno about the Wendy's outfit, but Raven and Zelda are hawt."
>leash/rope
"THIS"
>>35602
Yeah, I have to agree, that's a bit of a stretch. Dimeterium is an otherwise unknown ore in this world. It will take alot of trial and error to make stuff like insta-no-magic arrows.
>>35604
As long as it goes Apollo 11 and not Apollo 1 I'm will be happy.
Did Torc ever get telescope mirrors?
As long as it goes Apollo 11 and not Apollo 1 I'm will be happy.
Did Torc ever get telescope mirrors?
>>35601
Remember in the Witcher III, when Dikstra slipped a dimerterium ring onto Philippa's toe while she was in owl form, so she couldn't change back?
Dimerterium nerfs the crap out of mages: they can't do shit if they're touching it. By far one of the best materials in the game (and one of the most expensive).
Remember in the Witcher III, when Dikstra slipped a dimerterium ring onto Philippa's toe while she was in owl form, so she couldn't change back?
Dimerterium nerfs the crap out of mages: they can't do shit if they're touching it. By far one of the best materials in the game (and one of the most expensive).
>>35614
Um... Can I get the girdle and Suigoto from Thez? Also, can I get a listing of Suigito's stats and abilities?
Um... Can I get the girdle and Suigoto from Thez? Also, can I get a listing of Suigito's stats and abilities?
>>35616
Actually, considering haggis is guts, with some blood, Tracy should probally eat haggis to help curve her thirst for blood and guts
Actually, considering haggis is guts, with some blood, Tracy should probally eat haggis to help curve her thirst for blood and guts
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>>35609
Ikr. I used the bombs every time I had to fight a construct or elemental. Works like a charm. The only annoying part is that you can't cast signs while you're in the cloud, but it's worth it if you know how to roll properly.
>>35612
>no silver bullets
What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us? Or swarms of epic-level wolfpires? I'd like to have some silver bullets.
>balance and fairness
To Tartarus with that Bolshevik nonsense. Mages could go for some buttdevestation anyway.
It wouldn't work unless they're touching the metal anyway, unless you managed to make a splash-weapon/bomb that could scatter shavings in the air.
Ikr. I used the bombs every time I had to fight a construct or elemental. Works like a charm. The only annoying part is that you can't cast signs while you're in the cloud, but it's worth it if you know how to roll properly.
>>35612
>no silver bullets
What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us? Or swarms of epic-level wolfpires? I'd like to have some silver bullets.
>balance and fairness
To Tartarus with that Bolshevik nonsense. Mages could go for some buttdevestation anyway.
It wouldn't work unless they're touching the metal anyway, unless you managed to make a splash-weapon/bomb that could scatter shavings in the air.
>>35623
>What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us?
Then use the shit loads of other haxxor GM gave you. If that's difficult, then get creative
>What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us?
Then use the shit loads of other haxxor GM gave you. If that's difficult, then get creative
>>35625
If it's too easy, just up the difficulty.
Why do you care so much about "balance" anyway? Weren't you complaining about mages being OP just last week?
If it's too easy, just up the difficulty.
Why do you care so much about "balance" anyway? Weren't you complaining about mages being OP just last week?
>>35632
It's far more difficult to craft things right than you appreciate. It's very easy to break a game with something being off kilter. The D&D rules are fine tuned for the best play, and deviating from them creates risk of making things too easy, too difficult, or unfair
It's far more difficult to craft things right than you appreciate. It's very easy to break a game with something being off kilter. The D&D rules are fine tuned for the best play, and deviating from them creates risk of making things too easy, too difficult, or unfair
>>35636
I'm not convinced of this. There are an exceptional number of details that I get the impression were half-assed or ill-conceived.
I'm not convinced of this. There are an exceptional number of details that I get the impression were half-assed or ill-conceived.
>>35636
>break a game
>Dimerterium bolts
How is that a game-breaker? It'd mostly just be useful to stop monsters from using annoying spell-like abilities easily, or to nerf a mage long enough to slash him before he can fish the bolt out, it wouldn't do shit to a melee fighter or a large monster.
>Muh D&D
This isn't D&D.
>break a game
>Dimerterium bolts
How is that a game-breaker? It'd mostly just be useful to stop monsters from using annoying spell-like abilities easily, or to nerf a mage long enough to slash him before he can fish the bolt out, it wouldn't do shit to a melee fighter or a large monster.
>Muh D&D
This isn't D&D.
>Torc's faggot leans back as everyone os debating about D&D rules
>Remembers killing Klefka with a well thought out meme and a bit of luck
I'm fucking glad
>Remembers killing Klefka with a well thought out meme and a bit of luck
I'm fucking glad
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Sorcerer/Wizard_Spell_List
GM, will you accept this?
If so, what lvl srry I always forget and schools of magic?
GM, will you accept this?
If so, what lvl srry I always forget and schools of magic?
>>35656
This RPG needs moar memes. I feel like the players have rulecucked themselves a little bit and forgotten to shitpost.
This RPG needs moar memes. I feel like the players have rulecucked themselves a little bit and forgotten to shitpost.
Is there a place outside the stables that Tracy can semi-safely take her birds? It can't be healthy for them to be cooped-up in there.
Also, their official names are Sam and Bunny, because reasons.
Also, their official names are Sam and Bunny, because reasons.
>>35659
>needs more shitposting
A dial appears infront of Torcuil labeled "OP SHITPOSTING POWERS." It is currently set to "calm, you can't be that weird." Torc turns it to "THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES"
Remember, you unleashed this evil...
I can't wait to have my PC back this week. Then my shitposting can be better
>needs more shitposting
A dial appears infront of Torcuil labeled "OP SHITPOSTING POWERS." It is currently set to "calm, you can't be that weird." Torc turns it to "THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES"
Remember, you unleashed this evil...
I can't wait to have my PC back this week. Then my shitposting can be better
>>35661
yea.
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 17
hp 135
Fort Refl Will
+10 +5 +10
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive
inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) ,
belt +5 str
gloves of sparking
8 grenades
cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth
skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
4 intimidation
2 tracking
>>35664
fucking do it!,please?
>>35666
>>35664
awww he's got a point though you gotta take em outside sometime
yea.
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 17
hp 135
Fort Refl Will
+10 +5 +10
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive
inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) ,
belt +5 str
gloves of sparking
8 grenades
cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth
skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
4 intimidation
2 tracking
>>35664
fucking do it!,please?
>>35666
>>35664
awww he's got a point though you gotta take em outside sometime
>>35663
It's an idea though.
She just wants to take them out a bit. They need to be properly trained too.
*gives a little bit of fried fiend to each bird as special treat*
>>35666
quad-nerfing meanie
I meant like a balcony or something. Somewhere high-up where they can get some fresh air look down at the world.
>>35667
Ikr
>>35668
I want to build all kinds of constructs.
Is there a facility in the shop that assembles constructs?
It's an idea though.
She just wants to take them out a bit. They need to be properly trained too.
*gives a little bit of fried fiend to each bird as special treat*
>>35666
quad-nerfing meanie
I meant like a balcony or something. Somewhere high-up where they can get some fresh air look down at the world.
>>35667
Ikr
>>35668
I want to build all kinds of constructs.
Is there a facility in the shop that assembles constructs?
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
>This would be fine, but when everyone else is adventuring with theirs I get bored
Welp, I guess Torc decides to investigate that one place him and Thez ended up
>>35680
This
>This would be fine, but when everyone else is adventuring with theirs I get bored
Welp, I guess Torc decides to investigate that one place him and Thez ended up
>>35680
This
>>35681
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
Dude. Are you shitting me. Have you LOOKED at the d&d wiki entry for the Celestial Charger?
*Face Palms*
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
Dude. Are you shitting me. Have you LOOKED at the d&d wiki entry for the Celestial Charger?
*Face Palms*
>>35681
I've been envying that Horse for a long time. If you're not going to use her then can I have her?
I've been envying that Horse for a long time. If you're not going to use her then can I have her?
*Puts anti-magick daggers in pouch*
Btw, how big are the stables? It has dividers, but how many spaces?
>>35689
Care to help get rid of her?
Btw, how big are the stables? It has dividers, but how many spaces?
>>35689
Care to help get rid of her?
>>35693
I never approved the anti-magic daggers, I just said that daggers were available, and that was directed mostly at Trump, cuz he doesn't have any.
I never approved the anti-magic daggers, I just said that daggers were available, and that was directed mostly at Trump, cuz he doesn't have any.
>>35699
>ASAP
One does not simply raid Cardishore. That's enemy territory and unlike last time they know who you are
>ASAP
One does not simply raid Cardishore. That's enemy territory and unlike last time they know who you are
>>35696
Um.... Any chance I can get Trollestia as a Paladin's Mount? I've noticed she has very strict motivation requirements, where any request has to be framed through one of two things that she cares about (reducing suffering, and sowing discord) but once you have one or both of those, she'll do almost anything to that end
Um.... Any chance I can get Trollestia as a Paladin's Mount? I've noticed she has very strict motivation requirements, where any request has to be framed through one of two things that she cares about (reducing suffering, and sowing discord) but once you have one or both of those, she'll do almost anything to that end
>>35708
It's not a shopping mall. It's an enemy stronghold and an allegorical representation of social media
It's not a shopping mall. It's an enemy stronghold and an allegorical representation of social media
>>35717
THIS
Krenshall is Japan in this game. It has Hitech stuff. You want stuff, go there. Cardishore is Facebook. It has nothing but soulless drones.
THIS
Krenshall is Japan in this game. It has Hitech stuff. You want stuff, go there. Cardishore is Facebook. It has nothing but soulless drones.
>>35720
im sure they confiscated some nice weapons, and plus i suspect (((they have something vaulable there.
im sure they confiscated some nice weapons, and plus i suspect (((they have something vaulable there.
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>>35729
>Torc needs a horse to get a horse
>>35730
He can't teleport somewhere he hasn't been..
Can he?
>mount spell
That'll work
>Torc needs a horse to get a horse
>>35730
He can't teleport somewhere he hasn't been..
Can he?
>mount spell
That'll work
>>35732
RIDE. TROLLESTIA! They will be impressed that you have a pretty Unicorn! They were impressed when I had Fae the last time we were there
RIDE. TROLLESTIA! They will be impressed that you have a pretty Unicorn! They were impressed when I had Fae the last time we were there
>>35735
Oh My God we have our story. We are infiltrating the fuck out of Cardishore
"Hell yes I will be. You ready to beat the shit out of a bunch of people?"
Oh My God we have our story. We are infiltrating the fuck out of Cardishore
"Hell yes I will be. You ready to beat the shit out of a bunch of people?"
>>35734
>Implying my shitposting powers won't be enough to impress them
No, no Trollestia....
Also, where the hell is GM?
>Implying my shitposting powers won't be enough to impress them
No, no Trollestia....
Also, where the hell is GM?
>>35734
Why would he ride something when he's on a quest to assemble the parts to replace it? That's both insensitive and counter-intuitive.
Why would he ride something when he's on a quest to assemble the parts to replace it? That's both insensitive and counter-intuitive.
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>>35747
How could your possibly forget that line where Trollestia said to Torcuil "I am here for you as your steed and ally," clearly friend-zoning him? It was funny as fuck to see him friend-zoned, but it was also her telling him he can ride her in a non-sexual way probably pretty much at will
>>35747
We're so taking that horn. Her bracers too
>>35746
"You'll even be able to thank hitler on television after you win. Just look at the expression in the jew's faces"
How could your possibly forget that line where Trollestia said to Torcuil "I am here for you as your steed and ally," clearly friend-zoning him? It was funny as fuck to see him friend-zoned, but it was also her telling him he can ride her in a non-sexual way probably pretty much at will
>>35747
We're so taking that horn. Her bracers too
>>35746
"You'll even be able to thank hitler on television after you win. Just look at the expression in the jew's faces"
>>35749
Haha, I called the Horn first...
Ugh, I gotta wait for GM so Torc can engineer a steampunk waifu...
Haha, I called the Horn first...
Ugh, I gotta wait for GM so Torc can engineer a steampunk waifu...
>>35750
"It'll get even better when you punch a kike Journalist's face in on TV. And the looks of the others dying who just can't even as you quote the fuher while punching jews will be the best television there is. We'll have yuge ratings, believe me"
>>35751
No, I made a pact with Tracy to kill her, so I get first pick. Well, maybe Tracy, but close enough
"It'll get even better when you punch a kike Journalist's face in on TV. And the looks of the others dying who just can't even as you quote the fuher while punching jews will be the best television there is. We'll have yuge ratings, believe me"
>>35751
No, I made a pact with Tracy to kill her, so I get first pick. Well, maybe Tracy, but close enough
>>35753
For reasons I cannot understand Torcuil does not want Trollestia as a mount. Can I mount her?
For reasons I cannot understand Torcuil does not want Trollestia as a mount. Can I mount her?
>>35748
You can have the horn. It'd be most useful with him.
Tracy will save some of the blood for Taylor, because reasons.
The rest of the carcass belongs to Tracy through.
Fyi. Tracy is now hunting all Celestials too now, instead of just fiends. Fug Celestials, every single one of them.
>>35749
>We're so taking that..
Gets to have the bracers if he actually kills her, but only if he actually, seriously goes through with it.
>>35751
If the citizens of Krenshal are autistic as legends say, steampunk waifus might be a hit.
>>35754
NO!
You can have the horn. It'd be most useful with him.
Tracy will save some of the blood for Taylor, because reasons.
The rest of the carcass belongs to Tracy through.
Fyi. Tracy is now hunting all Celestials too now, instead of just fiends. Fug Celestials, every single one of them.
>>35749
>We're so taking that..
Gets to have the bracers if he actually kills her, but only if he actually, seriously goes through with it.
>>35751
If the citizens of Krenshal are autistic as legends say, steampunk waifus might be a hit.
>>35754
NO!
>>35759
He just said he's willing to kill her. What kind of shallow prick would still ride her?
Also, he can just summon a horse, or turn into a Pegasus.
He just said he's willing to kill her. What kind of shallow prick would still ride her?
Also, he can just summon a horse, or turn into a Pegasus.
>>35759
Torc using the Mount spell to summon a shetland pony and rides it to Krenshal
Torc/Troll isn't gonna happen, even as rider/mount so shut up
Torc using the Mount spell to summon a shetland pony and rides it to Krenshal
Torc/Troll isn't gonna happen, even as rider/mount so shut up
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>where's GM
Cuz you haven't figured out what I do on monday nights?
>>35697
For what?
>>35700
I think I alluded to "no".
>>35703
>>35704
>>35705
e_e
>>35706
e\\_/e
>>35707
Is that a serious question?
>>35719
Oh look, someone paid attention. Ty for that.
>>35721
That's a no.
>>35727
*sigh*
>>35728
The purple one actually
>>35741
He says, literally occupying the streaming room GM has been monitoring
>>35751
>steampunk waifu
So many levels of "No"
>>35754
OH no
>>35755
What bracers?
>>35758
See above.
>>35769
e_e
Cuz you haven't figured out what I do on monday nights?
>>35697
For what?
>>35700
I think I alluded to "no".
>>35703
>>35704
>>35705
e_e
>>35706
e\\_/e
>>35707
Is that a serious question?
>>35719
Oh look, someone paid attention. Ty for that.
>>35721
That's a no.
>>35727
*sigh*
>>35728
The purple one actually
>>35741
He says, literally occupying the streaming room GM has been monitoring
>>35751
>steampunk waifu
So many levels of "No"
>>35754
OH no
>>35755
What bracers?
>>35758
See above.
>>35769
e_e
>>35778
>too late
Torcuil explodes in a display of gore and blood spatter, rematerializing in the Entertron.
>too late
Torcuil explodes in a display of gore and blood spatter, rematerializing in the Entertron.
>>35782
RIP Torcuil
[YouTube] The Irish Rovers- Johnny I hardly knew ye![]()
>>35781
Cause she deserved better
RIP Torcuil
[YouTube] The Irish Rovers- Johnny I hardly knew ye
>>35781
Cause she deserved better
>>35784
I didn't say "no fun", that was for suggesting it was too late to say no. Its never too late.
I didn't say "no fun", that was for suggesting it was too late to say no. Its never too late.
>>35787
TALK TO TROLLESTIA! A girl friend zones you and your response is to kill her? Jesus, what's wrong with you?
TALK TO TROLLESTIA! A girl friend zones you and your response is to kill her? Jesus, what's wrong with you?
>>35787
Pay respects to whom? Torcuil is right there, next to the blood splotch that used to be Torcuil.
>no crazy steampunk waifu
Cry me a river
Pay respects to whom? Torcuil is right there, next to the blood splotch that used to be Torcuil.
>no crazy steampunk waifu
Cry me a river
>>35785
>she deserved better
Are we still talking about Tracy here?
Yeah, she does.
>>35787
Even if it were a hopeless endeavor, a that wouldn't stop a wizard NEET from believing/trying. It'd be a good motivation for him to venture to Krenshal, even if he doesn't succeed.
>>35789
She'll be dead in two weeks. Stop shipping.
>she deserved better
Are we still talking about Tracy here?
Yeah, she does.
>>35787
Even if it were a hopeless endeavor, a that wouldn't stop a wizard NEET from believing/trying. It'd be a good motivation for him to venture to Krenshal, even if he doesn't succeed.
>>35789
She'll be dead in two weeks. Stop shipping.
>>35791
Yes, but anything I approve a "Just a" idea, I get hammered with "Well then this, that, the other thing, the other thing's pet dog, their dog's pet hamster,...." demands/requests. You'll pardon me if I am reticent in approving a robo-ponk.
Yes, but anything I approve a "Just a" idea, I get hammered with "Well then this, that, the other thing, the other thing's pet dog, their dog's pet hamster,...." demands/requests. You'll pardon me if I am reticent in approving a robo-ponk.
>>35800
>Holy shit she's powerful
Not everyone want relationships purely for the sake of power, Mr. Paladin.
>Holy shit she's powerful
Not everyone want relationships purely for the sake of power, Mr. Paladin.
>>35808
e_e You said Ponk. The term/concept "Ponk" is a sextup-ally bladed one, and one I'm certain to regret haphazardly approving.
e_e You said Ponk. The term/concept "Ponk" is a sextup-ally bladed one, and one I'm certain to regret haphazardly approving.
>>35813
Just go talk to Trollestia! You can't just kill off waifus and allies you don't like and just poof replace them with magical ones
Lord knows I would have done that a very long time ago
Just go talk to Trollestia! You can't just kill off waifus and allies you don't like and just poof replace them with magical ones
Lord knows I would have done that a very long time ago
>>35817
It's good that he doesn't want her, because she has to die at this point.
Stop lingering on it.
>same personalities
Ponk is not nearly as simple. One does not simply generalize the motives of Ponk.
It's good that he doesn't want her, because she has to die at this point.
Stop lingering on it.
>same personalities
Ponk is not nearly as simple. One does not simply generalize the motives of Ponk.
>>35820
>boss fight
That was a metaphor/reference. It was to illustrate the severity of what you're asking for.
>didn't happen immediately so hate
I said I'd think about it
>boss fight
That was a metaphor/reference. It was to illustrate the severity of what you're asking for.
>didn't happen immediately so hate
I said I'd think about it
>>35822
>Ponk is not nearly as simple.
Well yeah. I think she'd be even scarier to deal with than Trollestia
>She has to die at this point
C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
>>35823
"D'aww. You're so cute Tracy"
*rocks little pony back and forth between his arms*
*rubs his face against pony fur*
>Ponk is not nearly as simple.
Well yeah. I think she'd be even scarier to deal with than Trollestia
>She has to die at this point
C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
>>35823
"D'aww. You're so cute Tracy"
*rocks little pony back and forth between his arms*
*rubs his face against pony fur*
>>35825
>C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
I thought you'd get bent out of shape about it, but sure... She'd gladly share with her husband..
>tfw wanted to freak him out by eating the unicorn's corpse in front of him...
Do you intend for him to wear that skin under the other two suits of armor.
Also, to tartarus with this meta-faggotry
They are now discussing the above via dialogue/telepathy.
Say something.
>C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
I thought you'd get bent out of shape about it, but sure... She'd gladly share with her husband..
>tfw wanted to freak him out by eating the unicorn's corpse in front of him...
Do you intend for him to wear that skin under the other two suits of armor.
Also, to tartarus with this meta-faggotry
They are now discussing the above via dialogue/telepathy.
Say something.
>>35830
"Sad. I read some stuff about the future of MLP and I haven't been able to get it out of my head...."
"Sad. I read some stuff about the future of MLP and I haven't been able to get it out of my head...."
>>35827
Are you familiar with Native American Tradition and mythology? Using every part of the animal is a way to be respectful to the slain...
She still deserves better
>>35828
"Are you sure you need to kill her Tracy? Surely there must be something she can do for you? Did you know she insisted on me being nicer to your birds?"
Are you familiar with Native American Tradition and mythology? Using every part of the animal is a way to be respectful to the slain...
She still deserves better
>>35828
"Are you sure you need to kill her Tracy? Surely there must be something she can do for you? Did you know she insisted on me being nicer to your birds?"
>>35833
Poor appel hoers. What the hell is hasbro thinking?
So, I guess I have nothing to do.
>sits around waiting for something
Poor appel hoers. What the hell is hasbro thinking?
So, I guess I have nothing to do.
>sits around waiting for something
>>35839
*Gives thousand yard stare*
*pets*
"How do you want to do it and when?"
*Kind of shaking*
It's not just NPC utility, it's that he's being forced to murder a (relative) innocent because of his fuckery
*Gives thousand yard stare*
*pets*
"How do you want to do it and when?"
*Kind of shaking*
It's not just NPC utility, it's that he's being forced to murder a (relative) innocent because of his fuckery
>>35837
"How could I? OC? Rallying under a banner? Petitions?"
>>35836
You can still venture to Krenshall, you can shop or devise or construct items as you like, just no robo-Ponks. And limitations are only cuz its friggin Monday.
>>35838
"I'm not so sure. I've lost plenty of things, have grown accustomed to it. What kills me is seeing those who I've come to appreciate losing what is important to them that makes it hard."
"How could I? OC? Rallying under a banner? Petitions?"
>>35836
You can still venture to Krenshall, you can shop or devise or construct items as you like, just no robo-Ponks. And limitations are only cuz its friggin Monday.
>>35838
"I'm not so sure. I've lost plenty of things, have grown accustomed to it. What kills me is seeing those who I've come to appreciate losing what is important to them that makes it hard."
>>35842
Torc summons yet another shetland and heads to krenshall
Plz let there be a quest in need of a wizard there
Torc summons yet another shetland and heads to krenshall
Plz let there be a quest in need of a wizard there
>>35840
"I don't know when, Flashy, but don't let it worry you."
*helps to chair*
"Are you alright, Flashy? I can take you to bed if you're tired."
>relatively innocent
Not from Tracy's perspective. To her, that's worth a dozen executions. She did the one thing she absolutely cannot forgive.
"I don't know when, Flashy, but don't let it worry you."
*helps to chair*
"Are you alright, Flashy? I can take you to bed if you're tired."
>relatively innocent
Not from Tracy's perspective. To her, that's worth a dozen executions. She did the one thing she absolutely cannot forgive.
>>35839
>>35841
"You know she has damage reduction that makes her damn near immune to anything but magical weapons right? And she can make magic circles to keep you out, and she can smite evil, and she can use her cleric powers for "sanctuary," and all sorts of other shit. She can teleport out too... that's the worst part."
>>35845
"I am not tired, but there's something I'd like to do to you on a bed"
>>35841
"You know she has damage reduction that makes her damn near immune to anything but magical weapons right? And she can make magic circles to keep you out, and she can smite evil, and she can use her cleric powers for "sanctuary," and all sorts of other shit. She can teleport out too... that's the worst part."
>>35845
"I am not tired, but there's something I'd like to do to you on a bed"
>>35845
>Worth a dozen executions
No shit. It's obvious to him that who she really wants to kill is him, but she is just deferring his death warrant onto her because killing him would get in the way of her ambitions (and I hope she's a little afraid of him by now...). And he's accepting Trollestia being sacrificed in his place. Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
>Worth a dozen executions
No shit. It's obvious to him that who she really wants to kill is him, but she is just deferring his death warrant onto her because killing him would get in the way of her ambitions (and I hope she's a little afraid of him by now...). And he's accepting Trollestia being sacrificed in his place. Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
>>35848
As I said before, the way in which the two of us... or four of us... look at the Tracy character is radically different from one another
As I said before, the way in which the two of us... or four of us... look at the Tracy character is radically different from one another
>>35846
>all this statistical bullshit
[confused pony noises]
If you insist on doing that, do it in the previous thread, and spare the overboard the faggotry.
>>35847
In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both, but she forgives him because reasons (I still wanna play the game), despite that seriously hurting her where it stings the most.
>killing him would get in the way of her ambitions
What ambitions? She loves him. Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him.
>I hope she's a little afraid of him by now
Why?
>Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
I didn't hadn't thought of it that way before, but sure-ish I guess... Tracy wouldn't have intended to kill him though, so it's not exactly a trade-off.
Also, to hell with the meta-faggotry. Stop asking questions about her motives and gib dialogue if you wanna' play.
>all this statistical bullshit
[confused pony noises]
If you insist on doing that, do it in the previous thread, and spare the overboard the faggotry.
>>35847
In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both, but she forgives him because reasons (I still wanna play the game), despite that seriously hurting her where it stings the most.
>killing him would get in the way of her ambitions
What ambitions? She loves him. Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him.
>I hope she's a little afraid of him by now
Why?
>Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
I didn't hadn't thought of it that way before, but sure-ish I guess... Tracy wouldn't have intended to kill him though, so it's not exactly a trade-off.
Also, to hell with the meta-faggotry. Stop asking questions about her motives and gib dialogue if you wanna' play.
I'm going to bed, it's not like Torc has anything to do anyway...
See y'all tomorrow
See y'all tomorrow
>>35850
"Well, I'm sure you've fantasized about how you'd kill her before right? So how are you going to do it?"
"Well, I'm sure you've fantasized about how you'd kill her before right? So how are you going to do it?"
>>35853
"That doesn't matter right now, Flashy. Don't let it bother you. You'll know when you need to.
Let's get you to bed. You're trembling"
"That doesn't matter right now, Flashy. Don't let it bother you. You'll know when you need to.
Let's get you to bed. You're trembling"
>>35850
>In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both
Exactly my point
>Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him
And killing him would get in the way of that
>Why?
Being feared is a deterrence against being attacked
>>35856
"I'll tremble all over you!"
\r
>In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both
Exactly my point
>Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him
And killing him would get in the way of that
>Why?
Being feared is a deterrence against being attacked
>>35856
"I'll tremble all over you!"
\r
>>35857
In fairness, I realize that Torcuil largely takes a back-seat to the ongoing action. This is partially because other characters are more assertive in their presentation/approach. Part of it too is because he's an enigmatic character. I see your point. This is his game as much as anyone's, and TBH, he started "rolling for stats" before anyone else anyway. I see what you're literally (and subliminally Xp) getting at though, and like I said; I'll think on it.
In fairness, I realize that Torcuil largely takes a back-seat to the ongoing action. This is partially because other characters are more assertive in their presentation/approach. Part of it too is because he's an enigmatic character. I see your point. This is his game as much as anyone's, and TBH, he started "rolling for stats" before anyone else anyway. I see what you're literally (and subliminally Xp) getting at though, and like I said; I'll think on it.
>>35858
>And killing him would get in the way of that
Well, that and she doesn't want to kill the person that she loves, even if part of her wants to stab him.
>Deterrence
>Implying
You don't understand her homicidal tendencies. Her stabs aren't nearly as premeditated as you'd think. Fear isn't a deterrent for her, because she doesn't behave rationally.
>And killing him would get in the way of that
Well, that and she doesn't want to kill the person that she loves, even if part of her wants to stab him.
>Deterrence
>Implying
You don't understand her homicidal tendencies. Her stabs aren't nearly as premeditated as you'd think. Fear isn't a deterrent for her, because she doesn't behave rationally.
>>35851
"I know,... I couldn't ask for more,... but the anons. I worry about them. Some of them have been on the ride for half their lifetime. I can't imagine."
"I know,... I couldn't ask for more,... but the anons. I worry about them. Some of them have been on the ride for half their lifetime. I can't imagine."
>>35862
Aren't they still in the forge? Not that she'd resist,but don't mess with Lenos's equipment..
"..Unf!"
Aren't they still in the forge? Not that she'd resist,but don't mess with Lenos's equipment..
"..Unf!"
>>35867
>Implying she hasn't been breathing down his neck in his sleep
"... I thought you'd never ask."
>Implying she hasn't been breathing down his neck in his sleep
"... I thought you'd never ask."
>>35864
Her expression sharpens, her brow furrows, and her voice focuses. "NO. Its not over. I won't let it. I don't know what we'll do, but there's still time."
And with that, I adjourn for a measly 5 hours of sleep Xp
Her expression sharpens, her brow furrows, and her voice focuses. "NO. Its not over. I won't let it. I don't know what we'll do, but there's still time."
And with that, I adjourn for a measly 5 hours of sleep Xp
>>35868
*Puts lips to pony lips*
*Kisses her passionately while still holding her by the pussy, and runs up the stairs to try to get to a room, almost tripping along the way*
Wait really? I thought Tracy would refuse that and I was going to have to make Trumpaladin take Slovenia as his sort of public "queen" so he'd have someone to go places with him and sleep in his bed
>>35870
Goodnight
*Puts lips to pony lips*
*Kisses her passionately while still holding her by the pussy, and runs up the stairs to try to get to a room, almost tripping along the way*
Wait really? I thought Tracy would refuse that and I was going to have to make Trumpaladin take Slovenia as his sort of public "queen" so he'd have someone to go places with him and sleep in his bed
>>35870
Goodnight
>>35872
Why would she ever refuse that? That's part of marriage.
Also, don't do shit that'll make Tracy want to kill her friend.
Why would she ever refuse that? That's part of marriage.
Also, don't do shit that'll make Tracy want to kill her friend.
>>35873
My body is shutting down. I gotta crash.
No degeneracy 4 U tonight. You'll have to imagine it all yourself.
My body is shutting down. I gotta crash.
No degeneracy 4 U tonight. You'll have to imagine it all yourself.
>>35875
>>35874
Tracy arrives in Trumpaladin's room. The formal one, where he sleeps when he sin't avoiding the tower. She had seen in before, and woken up in it, yet it still seems unfamiliar. Almost everything that can be gilded is, and so many of his damned trademarked products are hung on the walls or on cabinets
He Throws her on the bed and loves her, kissing her and rubbing her mane. After finishing in her, he curls up beside her. And the shivering returns
>>35859
Rolling for stats? I'm confused....
>enigmatic
Apparently I'm playing him a bit too well
>subliminally
Oh I seriously doubt you do
Rolling for stats? I'm confused....
>enigmatic
Apparently I'm playing him a bit too well
>subliminally
Oh I seriously doubt you do
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A few more shitty RPG poster memes for Torc, because I realized haven't posted any for wizards.
>>35880
>Fourth pic
Lightning is nice when you're making roast beef, but 4HP doesn't help when you're mauled to death by a lion
>Never give them alcohol
This is even more true for unicorns
Post paladin and knight memes pls
>Fourth pic
Lightning is nice when you're making roast beef, but 4HP doesn't help when you're mauled to death by a lion
>Never give them alcohol
This is even more true for unicorns
Post paladin and knight memes pls
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And for Monks.
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I swear I didn't make this one. It appeared in the Jewgle search.
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By the way, I had Trumpaladin have an in character conversation with mlpol.net's John Elway ## Moderator, who served as Trumpaladin's Patron, John Elway. He gave guidance in the most hilarious way possible. I'll post screenshots when I don't have a take-home exam to do
>>35890
reeeeee
\r
>>35890
reeeeee
\r
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>>35907
>Hiroshima recently installed some bullshit on every SFW board.
link me to the thread on here, i looked for it but i can't find it.
>Hiroshima recently installed some bullshit on every SFW board.
link me to the thread on here, i looked for it but i can't find it.
>>35913
Because he's a jew.
>During 2008 the site generated an annual revenue upwards of ¥100 million for its founder Hiroyuki Nishimura.[1]
https://web.archive.org/web/20080527190538/http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/magazine/16-06/mf_hiroyuki?currentPage=2
Because he's a jew.
>During 2008 the site generated an annual revenue upwards of ¥100 million for its founder Hiroyuki Nishimura.[1]
https://web.archive.org/web/20080527190538/http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/magazine/16-06/mf_hiroyuki?currentPage=2
Tracy is once again in the forge, making knives and other sharp objects.
She has her wand with her (taken back while nobody was looking) and is working on a sweet-looking Bane dagger, humming to herself happily.
She has her wand with her (taken back while nobody was looking) and is working on a sweet-looking Bane dagger, humming to herself happily.
>>35921
"me forgive you for cutting my balls off and burning me after me apologized for the eye thing."
"me forgive you for cutting my balls off and burning me after me apologized for the eye thing."
>>35922
"Oh, sure... (very quietly: 'sorry') I thought I'd fix whatever was bugging you. I guess the issue must've been in your balls in the first place."
"Oh, sure... (very quietly: 'sorry') I thought I'd fix whatever was bugging you. I guess the issue must've been in your balls in the first place."
Trumpaladin wakes up alone. He wanders down to the printing area - the area with all of the machines - and looks over the machinery. He goes to the infirmary, and drops a certain critical vial off into cold storage.
He considers calling Fae, who he gad not seen since he left so abruptly, to ask her the progress on the training
He considers calling Fae, who he gad not seen since he left so abruptly, to ask her the progress on the training
>>35930
"It's my special talent. Everypony has one. It's an equine thing though, so you wouldn't understand.."
"It's my special talent. Everypony has one. It's an equine thing though, so you wouldn't understand.."
>>35932
>slightly annoyed
"A cutie mark doesn't necessarily reveal everything about a pony. Mine is one of the vague ones.."
>slightly annoyed
"A cutie mark doesn't necessarily reveal everything about a pony. Mine is one of the vague ones.."
Torc continues riding the shetland he summoned
Boy, I sure hope no random encounters happen to Torc when GM gets back
Boy, I sure hope no random encounters happen to Torc when GM gets back
Trumpaladin goes to the kitchen and summons a cake. He leaves it in the stable, with a handwritten note
"I am sorry"
"I am sorry"
>>35940
"A blond bitch named Aryanne. We didn't get along well, but we often crossed paths on /mlp/."
"A blond bitch named Aryanne. We didn't get along well, but we often crossed paths on /mlp/."
>>35941
*nostalgic look*
"I wonder whatever happened to her.. We tried to kill eachother last time we met, but Anons always tried to insist that we had something in common.. "
*nostalgic look*
"I wonder whatever happened to her.. We tried to kill eachother last time we met, but Anons always tried to insist that we had something in common.. "
A thought occurs to Trumpaladin. That rapier in the vault. He goes to the vault to retrieve it
>>35944
I hope not. I don't recall him being given them back and GM didn't say anything when I mentioned taking one of the weapons. Of course, I wasn't there for the freeing of Darkie
I hope not. I don't recall him being given them back and GM didn't say anything when I mentioned taking one of the weapons. Of course, I wasn't there for the freeing of Darkie
>>35945
Pretty sure that's one of the things he asked for in his deal.
Also, they weren't in the vault anyway.
Pretty sure that's one of the things he asked for in his deal.
Also, they weren't in the vault anyway.
>>35952
You don't understand. That's not a normal rapier. That's a very high level, very expensive magical sword with the ability to drain constitution from an opponent through a touch attack. It's an epic way to reduce enemy hit points.
You don't understand. That's not a normal rapier. That's a very high level, very expensive magical sword with the ability to drain constitution from an opponent through a touch attack. It's an epic way to reduce enemy hit points.
If he asked Tracy, she could forge him a punching-rapier or whatever he needed. She and Infernius are in the forge.
>>35945
"She'd only talk to certain kinds of creatures. I guess there must be something about you half worth respecting.
>>35955
I know. That why I wanted it so much. I just didn't want to be a loot whore, since it seemed people were bothered by it.
>>35945
"She'd only talk to certain kinds of creatures. I guess there must be something about you half worth respecting.
>>35955
I know. That why I wanted it so much. I just didn't want to be a loot whore, since it seemed people were bothered by it.
>>35974
*picks up pony*
"You want to ride a white knight?"
pic related
>>35975
*glad he doesn't seem to be pissed off at him*
"I... I'm expecting it to be dangerous this time around. Darkie knows something about this realm and about Cardishore. I wouldn't want to go without asking him about that place first. Ask Thez and Lenos as well. People who know what's going on. Because we sure don't"
*picks up pony*
"You want to ride a white knight?"
pic related
>>35975
*glad he doesn't seem to be pissed off at him*
"I... I'm expecting it to be dangerous this time around. Darkie knows something about this realm and about Cardishore. I wouldn't want to go without asking him about that place first. Ask Thez and Lenos as well. People who know what's going on. Because we sure don't"
Question time cause I just had an idea for a boss.
Is there a bird/human race?
>>35976
Why are you guys going to Cardishore?
Is there a bird/human race?
>>35976
Why are you guys going to Cardishore?
>>35977
>why
Because Tracy's faggot and Infernius's faggot want it. I think it's smarter to delay, because I am expecting something big
>>35978
"Yeah. Last I saw he was going to see the bitch dragon"
why does the black dragonne get to live,
while Trollestia, who did nothing wrong, has an execution date pending?
>>35980
Puts Tracy on his back
"D'aww. You're so cute. What are you up to this morning?"
>why
Because Tracy's faggot and Infernius's faggot want it. I think it's smarter to delay, because I am expecting something big
>>35978
"Yeah. Last I saw he was going to see the bitch dragon"
why does the black dragonne get to live,
while Trollestia, who did nothing wrong, has an execution date pending?
>>35980
Puts Tracy on his back
"D'aww. You're so cute. What are you up to this morning?"
>>35979
Thats exactly the thing I was thinking of, thanks
>>35981
>why does dragon live and troll die
Because [YouTube] Ey boss, fuck you man![]()
Thats exactly the thing I was thinking of, thanks
>>35981
>why does dragon live and troll die
Because [YouTube] Ey boss, fuck you man
>>35982
Or, it means we piss off the GM with our stupidity and he gladly obliges when you all walk into a death trap, get killed, and lose all of your equipment. In your case, again.
Or, it means we piss off the GM with our stupidity and he gladly obliges when you all walk into a death trap, get killed, and lose all of your equipment. In your case, again.
>>35982
Wait. That's in character
"Do you want your child to die? Because when you take risks, you're sharing them with your child. Now let's collect information, and know what to expect before we go"
Wait. That's in character
"Do you want your child to die? Because when you take risks, you're sharing them with your child. Now let's collect information, and know what to expect before we go"
>>35987
Then wouldn't it be a good idea to find out ahead of time if there are lichs or magic shields or whatever waiting for you before you attempt to find a back door?
"Oh neat! what kinds of daggers...
I'z want dagger..."
>>35988
"I know right! All sorts of beautiful stuff could be made from her. Armor, bar decorations, who knows what else"
Then wouldn't it be a good idea to find out ahead of time if there are lichs or magic shields or whatever waiting for you before you attempt to find a back door?
"Oh neat! what kinds of daggers...
I'z want dagger..."
>>35988
"I know right! All sorts of beautiful stuff could be made from her. Armor, bar decorations, who knows what else"
>>35992
"Evil? Evil is one thing. Bitch killed five of my men. My men. We killed humans - with dignity and rights - for doing far less back in Texas"
"Evil? Evil is one thing. Bitch killed five of my men. My men. We killed humans - with dignity and rights - for doing far less back in Texas"
"Just what could he have run into that could've killed him? He's just on a long date."
>>36003
im fucking jealous of you texas fags and your whataburger there are none in Louisiana REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"im getting a vision ohhh ohhh hitler said RE CONQUISTA whatever that means."
im fucking jealous of you texas fags and your whataburger there are none in Louisiana REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"im getting a vision ohhh ohhh hitler said RE CONQUISTA whatever that means."
>>36003
"Yeah, there was that week after you and I-...
..Anyway, he's taking her to her new home by the beach. All he ever does is sit on his ass in the forge here anyway, so I don't see why he'd be in a hurry to come back soon."
"Yeah, there was that week after you and I-...
..Anyway, he's taking her to her new home by the beach. All he ever does is sit on his ass in the forge here anyway, so I don't see why he'd be in a hurry to come back soon."
>>36014
>broad
"Eh, not really.. I intend to make a few more.
>Like what?
"I used to have the perfect knife for every job.. I guess about it's time to build-up again, since I don't know when I'm ever going to see my collection.."
>broad
"Eh, not really.. I intend to make a few more.
>Like what?
"I used to have the perfect knife for every job.. I guess about it's time to build-up again, since I don't know when I'm ever going to see my collection.."
Could Tracy make possibly Bane knives that turn blue or something when their targeted creatures are around, like in the Hobbit?
>>36018
".... I've grown since then.. I'm not dumb enough to go through the front door anymore...
.. Besides, I've got a bone to pick with the security..."
>>36018
".... I've grown since then.. I'm not dumb enough to go through the front door anymore...
.. Besides, I've got a bone to pick with the security..."
>>36036
*deadly serious look*
"Why do you think you could phase your way in? Do you think they hadn't thought of that? Do you think they can't make a magic barrier like they did in the court city after you are in? And as for stabbing, do you think they don't have reinforcements? You know you're not super tough. I could take you out in a single round. They don't have smite evil, so it'd be more difficult, but enough guards and you're out. Basic archers damn near took out Torcuil. Then again, a lion did take out Torcuil. Think. Or else, you're losing yourself, your new weapons, your bracers and your hat and your only ever child"
\r
*deadly serious look*
"Why do you think you could phase your way in? Do you think they hadn't thought of that? Do you think they can't make a magic barrier like they did in the court city after you are in? And as for stabbing, do you think they don't have reinforcements? You know you're not super tough. I could take you out in a single round. They don't have smite evil, so it'd be more difficult, but enough guards and you're out. Basic archers damn near took out Torcuil. Then again, a lion did take out Torcuil. Think. Or else, you're losing yourself, your new weapons, your bracers and your hat and your only ever child"
\r
>>36043
*sighs*
"All I'm asking is that you wait until everyone is here, and after we can ask people who know something about Cardishore what's going on. Especially Darkie. If anyone knows how to infiltrate Cardishore, if anyone can inflitrate Cardishore, it's him"
*sighs*
"All I'm asking is that you wait until everyone is here, and after we can ask people who know something about Cardishore what's going on. Especially Darkie. If anyone knows how to infiltrate Cardishore, if anyone can inflitrate Cardishore, it's him"
>>36037
Well, the last time when I had already gone through that portal, Thez was able to teleport in and grab me easily, so the dimensional barrier has to have openings in some place.
I don't intend to engage any guards, or to be seen at all for that matter."
Also, gib flanking bootz. She could use those better than he could, especially for sneak attacks.
Well, the last time when I had already gone through that portal, Thez was able to teleport in and grab me easily, so the dimensional barrier has to have openings in some place.
I don't intend to engage any guards, or to be seen at all for that matter."
Also, gib flanking bootz. She could use those better than he could, especially for sneak attacks.
>>36045
"I don't know. Do you know? Don't you think that's the sort of thing we should try to collect information about before we leave?"
>>36046
I still fucking hate your ethereal bullshit
"You know Korak was able to sense you without even trying right? Do you just assume you can go in without a plan or any idea what the hell you're dealing with and get lucky every time?"
"I don't know. Do you know? Don't you think that's the sort of thing we should try to collect information about before we leave?"
>>36046
I still fucking hate your ethereal bullshit
"You know Korak was able to sense you without even trying right? Do you just assume you can go in without a plan or any idea what the hell you're dealing with and get lucky every time?"
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>>36049
"Thank you. We're going back to Cardishore eventually. We may even need to go with an entire army. But we should do some very basic research first"
"Thank you. We're going back to Cardishore eventually. We may even need to go with an entire army. But we should do some very basic research first"
>>36047
Maybe, how are you tonight?
[b]What the hell did you mean by the subliminal comment? I have no dignity left in these threads so just tell me.
Maybe, how are you tonight?
[b]What the hell did you mean by the subliminal comment? I have no dignity left in these threads so just tell me.
>>36050
*grasps and humps leg*
"I'm not really much of a mare for grossly premeditated murder (I'm more of a spree killer), but I'll wait for a plan if it makes you feel better.."
*grasps and humps leg*
"I'm not really much of a mare for grossly premeditated murder (I'm more of a spree killer), but I'll wait for a plan if it makes you feel better.."
>>36059
"I don't know. He's True Neutral. Good, I can understand. Evil, I sort of can understand. I understand the law, and sort of understand chaos. But neutral?"
*shudders*
"The enemy, you know where they stand. I don't trust these neutral types"
>>36060
He's taken a few liberties... In any event,
he clearly likes to have plans
*shakes leg again*
>>36061
Stahp
"I don't know. He's True Neutral. Good, I can understand. Evil, I sort of can understand. I understand the law, and sort of understand chaos. But neutral?"
*shudders*
"The enemy, you know where they stand. I don't trust these neutral types"
>>36060
He's taken a few liberties... In any event,
he clearly likes to have plans
*shakes leg again*
>>36061
Stahp
Okay. Darkie's equipment was part of the bargain, but he hasn't been given them yet. He's still enjoying not being stuck in a body-cast, as well as the fruits of the food-synthesizer.
On the road to Krenshall, Torcuil comes across a disheveled old woman, stumbling along in the opposite direction, leaning on a gnarled stick.
DDLC - I ain't sayin' SHIT
On the road to Krenshall, Torcuil comes across a disheveled old woman, stumbling along in the opposite direction, leaning on a gnarled stick.
DDLC - I ain't sayin' SHIT
>>36067
If you won't say shit, why did you mention it?
"Good (evening/morning/afternoon?) Ma'am, is there anyway I could assist you?"
If you won't say shit, why did you mention it?
"Good (evening/morning/afternoon?) Ma'am, is there anyway I could assist you?"
>>36068
>trade deal
It was his stuff in the first place. It was stolen from him.
Stop it with this Thief-mentality. That's my job.
>trade deal
It was his stuff in the first place. It was stolen from him.
Stop it with this Thief-mentality. That's my job.
>>36072
Pulls out Vanderiem. Not in any way to make a threat, but more to present the sword and have Vanderiem in the open... to respond
"Hello. Can you tell us something about the previous parties that occupied this tower? You said before you knew Korak?"
Pulls out Vanderiem. Not in any way to make a threat, but more to present the sword and have Vanderiem in the open... to respond
"Hello. Can you tell us something about the previous parties that occupied this tower? You said before you knew Korak?"
>>36072
Torc dismounts and goes to help the lady up
"Sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to startle you"
But what does it have to do with my failed spoiler and the subliminal comment?
Torc dismounts and goes to help the lady up
"Sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to startle you"
But what does it have to do with my failed spoiler and the subliminal comment?
>>36074
"Korak, yes. An ill tempered man. I never crossed blades with him, but he showed up shortly after I did, though he didn't have the presence of mind to hide, as I did. He didn't appreciate being blown up by the little-one's fire traps, which led to a huge "misunderstanding" that left several (including himself) in the infirmary."
>>36075
"I know my previous associates were quite keen on robbing the place, but we hadn't finalized the logistics when we,... parted company."
"Korak, yes. An ill tempered man. I never crossed blades with him, but he showed up shortly after I did, though he didn't have the presence of mind to hide, as I did. He didn't appreciate being blown up by the little-one's fire traps, which led to a huge "misunderstanding" that left several (including himself) in the infirmary."
>>36075
"I know my previous associates were quite keen on robbing the place, but we hadn't finalized the logistics when we,... parted company."
>>36079
"By the little one, do you mean Lenos?"
"Do you mean to say the drow? How did you part company with them exactly?"
"By the little one, do you mean Lenos?"
"Do you mean to say the drow? How did you part company with them exactly?"
[1d20 = 12]
>>36077
The old woman lashes at Torcuil as he helps her to her feet. "Awwwr, ern't this one a noble feller?"
>>36077
The old woman lashes at Torcuil as he helps her to her feet. "Awwwr, ern't this one a noble feller?"
[1d20 = 17]
[1d6+7 = 8]
Her jagged nails draw lines of blood along Torcuil's arm, but more than that she immediately clamps down on his arm with unusual strength for her frail appearance.
"Yer softy types be the easiest!"
[1d6+7 = 8]
Her jagged nails draw lines of blood along Torcuil's arm, but more than that she immediately clamps down on his arm with unusual strength for her frail appearance.
"Yer softy types be the easiest!"
[1d20 = 19]
>>36083
[YouTube] Roblox Death Sound Effect![]()
"What the hell?"
>>36084
"Ah fuck you"
Rolling for pistol shot
>>36083
[YouTube] Roblox Death Sound Effect
"What the hell?"
>>36084
"Ah fuck you"
Rolling for pistol shot
>>36080
For Sneak Attacks, obviously. They were made for a rogue with the Ex Ability.
Just use the Helm of flash step. The bootz only work within 30 feet where there's enemies/allies are standing anyway.
>not humping
*humps softly*
For Sneak Attacks, obviously. They were made for a rogue with the Ex Ability.
Just use the Helm of flash step. The bootz only work within 30 feet where there's enemies/allies are standing anyway.
>not humping
*humps softly*
>>36090
>is sekrit thread nao
>within range
Of what? More for speed of striking.
Idk when she got down. I forget she was on his back.
>is sekrit thread nao
>within range
Of what? More for speed of striking.
Idk when she got down. I forget she was on his back.
[1d20 = 12]
[1d6+2 = 5]
Torcuil, though effectively grappled manages to hit her squarely with a shot from his pistol.
"OOooh, fancy trick yer be havin'. Makes me want to eats ye's MORE!
[1d6+2 = 5]
Torcuil, though effectively grappled manages to hit her squarely with a shot from his pistol.
"OOooh, fancy trick yer be havin'. Makes me want to eats ye's MORE!
>>36093
*waits to see how pony responds to Infernius implying to Darkie that he and Trumpaladin are in a homosexual relationship*
*waits to see how pony responds to Infernius implying to Darkie that he and Trumpaladin are in a homosexual relationship*
>>36094
"I got some real shit for you motherfucker, you been waiting a long time for this mothafucker...
MEGA FAGGOT"
A tricycle flies at the old hag
"I got some real shit for you motherfucker, you been waiting a long time for this mothafucker...
MEGA FAGGOT"
A tricycle flies at the old hag
Torcuil, roll for initiative. This is important.
>>36088
"Lets see, there was Thez, who of course you already know, and Korak, likewise. Also there was this brooding Orc fellow named Slag, as well as a right fool named Cecil; he,... had differences and,... was not well received. Also a small fellow named Lenos."
>>36089
>like Trump and me are
"I'm afraid you've lost me with that one. If you're looking to involve me in some sordid game you play, count me out."
>>36088
"Lets see, there was Thez, who of course you already know, and Korak, likewise. Also there was this brooding Orc fellow named Slag, as well as a right fool named Cecil; he,... had differences and,... was not well received. Also a small fellow named Lenos."
>>36089
>like Trump and me are
"I'm afraid you've lost me with that one. If you're looking to involve me in some sordid game you play, count me out."
>>36095
".... Everyone here is a faggot. Myself included. Didn't that weird fox guy say something about it?"
".... Everyone here is a faggot. Myself included. Didn't that weird fox guy say something about it?"
>>36097
>>36097
"Cecil? I haven't met him. Anything you can tell me about him?"
>>36098
>Not participating in the Joke
[YouTube] Sweetie Belle - Oh, come on!![]()
>>36097
"Cecil? I haven't met him. Anything you can tell me about him?"
>>36098
>Not participating in the Joke
[YouTube] Sweetie Belle - Oh, come on!
>>36098
"Tracy, that's not... I'm not... I didn't know you were I didn't want to know..."
*looking down*
"Tracy, that's not... I'm not... I didn't know you were I didn't want to know..."
*looking down*
A faggot is term used to refer to the person playing a character. Not the Character him or herself. None of the characters are faggots. Unless you mean Homosexuals. In that case, Thez probably is, and maybe Tracy - who knows
[2d20 = 17]
>>36102
Alright. The Hag (literally) stands upright, and when not hunched over a cane and otherwise disguising her stature, stands about 8' tall and is gaunt as fuck. She cackles maniacally. She attacks with Rake (both claws).
grumble grumble snek staff
>>36102
Alright. The Hag (literally) stands upright, and when not hunched over a cane and otherwise disguising her stature, stands about 8' tall and is gaunt as fuck. She cackles maniacally. She attacks with Rake (both claws).
grumble grumble snek staff
Another clawed hand strikes, but the other can't manage to get a good shot in.
Which is good cuz,... anyway. "Err, this one's got fight in 'im! Tasty that!"
Which is good cuz,... anyway. "Err, this one's got fight in 'im! Tasty that!"
[2d20 = 34]
>>36106
>mega faggot didn't do shit
Fug
Torc quickly throws his snek staff away from him
Roll 1 initiative for Mr. Snek, Roll 2 for grapple check.
>>36106
>mega faggot didn't do shit
Fug
Torc quickly throws his snek staff away from him
Roll 1 initiative for Mr. Snek, Roll 2 for grapple check.
>>36104
"What was it that cat-thing had to say about faggots again? I was only half paying attention."
"What was it that cat-thing had to say about faggots again? I was only half paying attention."
[1d20 = 8]
>>36109
Torcuil attempts to break the hag's grip, while throwing down the Snek staff-release.
>>36109
Torcuil attempts to break the hag's grip, while throwing down the Snek staff-release.
[1d6+7 = 8]
Oh snap, Torcuil successfully breaks the hag's hold on him. (dice is damage from 2nd attack)
"Ahhhh, pretty one. Come, lets get CLOSER."
>>36120
In a grapple check, its 1d20+str mod, rather than going off AC
Oh snap, Torcuil successfully breaks the hag's hold on him. (dice is damage from 2nd attack)
"Ahhhh, pretty one. Come, lets get CLOSER."
>>36120
In a grapple check, its 1d20+str mod, rather than going off AC
e_e
>still highly suspicious
>still highly suspicious
[2d20 = 18]
So Snek is fully snek'd, the hag is within range, and its her move. Torcuil has taken 16 pts of damage so far, and she's attacking with both clawed hands.
So Snek is fully snek'd, the hag is within range, and its her move. Torcuil has taken 16 pts of damage so far, and she's attacking with both clawed hands.
[1d6+7 = 8]
[1d20 = 12]
She lands another hit, which immediately clamps down on him again, starting another grapple. She's done this before, he realizes.
[1d20 = 12]
She lands another hit, which immediately clamps down on him again, starting another grapple. She's done this before, he realizes.
[1d6+7 = 11]
Seriously? Another 1 for damage? Are all damage rolls gonna be 1's?
Seriously? Another 1 for damage? Are all damage rolls gonna be 1's?
Nevermind, Torcuil needs to beat a,... 19 (after modifiers) to break the grapple (initially)
>>36157
... Well he didn't need that leg anyways
Pls no bite every body party she wants to claim exclusive ownership of...
... Well he didn't need that leg anyways
Pls no bite every body party she wants to claim exclusive ownership of...
Now then.
>>36103
"He's dead. His is one of the heads in the mess hall. We placed it there in case we thought we'd need a paladin. We didn't.
>>36103
"He's dead. His is one of the heads in the mess hall. We placed it there in case we thought we'd need a paladin. We didn't.
>>36161
Hey, when Tracy get's the chance, could she duct-tape Torc to her underbelly and help him go reclaim his shit? It'd be a shame for him to lose it all.
Hey, when Tracy get's the chance, could she duct-tape Torc to her underbelly and help him go reclaim his shit? It'd be a shame for him to lose it all.
>>36174
"I'm not really sure. Some kind of monster Flashy and I killed earlier."
>disgust
*munching stops*
*stares quizzically*
>'What?'
Oh stop. She's pregnant; she gets cravings. She can't have a foal if she's still got those exposed ribs anyway.
"I'm not really sure. Some kind of monster Flashy and I killed earlier."
>disgust
*munching stops*
*stares quizzically*
>'What?'
Oh stop. She's pregnant; she gets cravings. She can't have a foal if she's still got those exposed ribs anyway.
Btw. Does the tower by any chance have a facility to more-easily preserve corpses and monster parts? I also asked about a freezer earlier.
>>36180
*munch* "In the forest beyond the mountains. They taste almost otherworldly." *munch*
>>36180
*munch* "In the forest beyond the mountains. They taste almost otherworldly." *munch*
>>36184
While in the Infirmary waiting for Infernius's... I don't know what to call it, to take affect, he checks on the status of a vial. Once examined, he places it black in cold storage
While in the Infirmary waiting for Infernius's... I don't know what to call it, to take affect, he checks on the status of a vial. Once examined, he places it black in cold storage
>>36187
>It sounds like a stunt a Chaotic Good Cleric with low Int would try
Well, he's playing his character. that is for sure
*unhappy look*
"No"
>It sounds like a stunt a Chaotic Good Cleric with low Int would try
Well, he's playing his character. that is for sure
*unhappy look*
"No"
>>36188
[concerned pony noises]
"Are you upset? What're you doing the infirmary? Actually, now that I think of it, why do we even need an infirmary, since the Entertron fixes everything?"
*offers fried monster drumstick*
"You look stressed. You should relax."
[concerned pony noises]
"Are you upset? What're you doing the infirmary? Actually, now that I think of it, why do we even need an infirmary, since the Entertron fixes everything?"
*offers fried monster drumstick*
"You look stressed. You should relax."
>inb4 gm is in shock at infernuis' stupidity
>>36189
*pushes aside drumstick*
"I followed Infernius here.
Relax how?"
Infirmary is the name of the room that houses the Entertron I think
*pushes aside drumstick*
"I followed Infernius here.
Relax how?"
Infirmary is the name of the room that houses the Entertron I think
>>36191
I would not be shocked if that is the reason why he has not responded
>>36181
GM, a few sessions ago, requests were made for items, and these requests were granted. Specifically for a Cloak of Resistance, A Periphat of Wisdom, and Bracers of Armor. What are the numbers on those things? I think each varies +1 to +5
I would not be shocked if that is the reason why he has not responded
>>36181
GM, a few sessions ago, requests were made for items, and these requests were granted. Specifically for a Cloak of Resistance, A Periphat of Wisdom, and Bracers of Armor. What are the numbers on those things? I think each varies +1 to +5
[4d6+3 = 16]
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Mage%27s_Sword
Is this my best move? Probaly not.
Can I think of a better idea? Nope.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Mage%27s_Sword
Is this my best move? Probaly not.
Can I think of a better idea? Nope.
*wonders if he should remain in the room or not*
*netvously starts looking through other vials*
*netvously starts looking through other vials*
[2d20 = 17]
>>36197
Why would you? He's a paladin, its not like he's going to go apeshit on you.
Alright.
>>36197
Why would you? He's a paladin, its not like he's going to go apeshit on you.
Alright.
>>36216
"Well that's great, Flashy. Now you can show him what a righteous and faithful Paladin you are. You can show him what real heroic theatrics look like."
"Well that's great, Flashy. Now you can show him what a righteous and faithful Paladin you are. You can show him what real heroic theatrics look like."
*Is sad, because is not theatrical or dramatic enough to satisfy Infernius*
*sad Paladin noises*
*sad Paladin noises*
To conclude
>>36194
With Snek's str, he can keep the Hag in place long enough to prevent her from attacking Torcuil, and whille he'll take damage in the process, as a staff he can be fixed with a simple "mend item" spell (1st lvl I think). The hag is done for.
Infernius just resurrected Cecil, wooer of Ant Queens, insufferable comic-book paladin of legend and infamy.
Am I forgetting anything?
>>36194
With Snek's str, he can keep the Hag in place long enough to prevent her from attacking Torcuil, and whille he'll take damage in the process, as a staff he can be fixed with a simple "mend item" spell (1st lvl I think). The hag is done for.
Infernius just resurrected Cecil, wooer of Ant Queens, insufferable comic-book paladin of legend and infamy.
Am I forgetting anything?
>>36226
"D'aww"
*hugs infernius*
"But maybe he wasn't liked for a reason... probably should have asked Thez first, since she knows him"
"D'aww"
*hugs infernius*
"But maybe he wasn't liked for a reason... probably should have asked Thez first, since she knows him"
>>36224
I do have a question, but I'll save it for a better time.
Torc heals Mr. Snek, pets the noodle, then continues on his path.
I have a compremise to the whole steampunk pinkie. I doesn't happen if you don't want it to
I do have a question, but I'll save it for a better time.
Torc heals Mr. Snek, pets the noodle, then continues on his path.
I have a compremise to the whole steampunk pinkie. I doesn't happen if you don't want it to
>>36233
Torc ties a note to the ol hag and teleports the corpse to the tower.
Tracy reads "I thought you might want another body -Torc"
Torc ties a note to the ol hag and teleports the corpse to the tower.
Tracy reads "I thought you might want another body -Torc"
>>36231
>steampunk ponk
I look forward to it. We'll get to that. For now, I'm going to actually get a decent night's sleep for once
So Cecil is not-kill, Torcuil survived daring a random encounter,... this time and,... where is Thez?
'Night! ^_~
>steampunk ponk
I look forward to it. We'll get to that. For now, I'm going to actually get a decent night's sleep for once
So Cecil is not-kill, Torcuil survived daring a random encounter,... this time and,... where is Thez?
'Night! ^_~
>>36240
"I was talking about resurrecting Korak, and she said 'I can kill him if he bullies you.' I told her 'come on, you haven't killed the last person you swore to kill, and I haven't killed the last three people I swore to kill. Then she said 'should we kill her right now.'"
"I was talking about resurrecting Korak, and she said 'I can kill him if he bullies you.' I told her 'come on, you haven't killed the last person you swore to kill, and I haven't killed the last three people I swore to kill. Then she said 'should we kill her right now.'"
>>36241
Good night. I'm hitting the hay too
>steamponk is gonna happen
Oh fuck, thats gonna go really good or really bad,
There will be no inbetween
Good night. I'm hitting the hay too
>steamponk is gonna happen
Oh fuck, thats gonna go really good or really bad,
There will be no inbetween
>>36251
"well... Maybe it would be worth venturing to Durpistan. You know. To see if Lenos is still alive... make some acid resistance potion before we go. You know, Trollestia has natural acid resistance. Eh, you get the point"
"well... Maybe it would be worth venturing to Durpistan. You know. To see if Lenos is still alive... make some acid resistance potion before we go. You know, Trollestia has natural acid resistance. Eh, you get the point"
>>36256
"Do you want to do it for real or as a cover story? If you want to do it for real, we can have fights in the stadium on week days. Challenge any of Thez's fight club members. We also may have a new person here with a knack for theatrics... as for you gimmick, I mean, you're a minotaur right? That's something. Also you had this really sad story to tell Thez. Make a story like that, and maybe replace the word "jew" for "white males" or something when you tell it to the people in Cardishore"
"Do you want to do it for real or as a cover story? If you want to do it for real, we can have fights in the stadium on week days. Challenge any of Thez's fight club members. We also may have a new person here with a knack for theatrics... as for you gimmick, I mean, you're a minotaur right? That's something. Also you had this really sad story to tell Thez. Make a story like that, and maybe replace the word "jew" for "white males" or something when you tell it to the people in Cardishore"
>>36258
"Well, that was just the story you'd tell to bluff through to get into Cardishore. But if you want to do it for real... find a story. Find some opponents who are equally theatrical *cough* Cecil *cough* or any of Thez's fight club members, and we can play it on non-game Nights in our stadium. Eventually, Sparintenar might be interested as well, since they love entertainment."
"Well, that was just the story you'd tell to bluff through to get into Cardishore. But if you want to do it for real... find a story. Find some opponents who are equally theatrical *cough* Cecil *cough* or any of Thez's fight club members, and we can play it on non-game Nights in our stadium. Eventually, Sparintenar might be interested as well, since they love entertainment."
>>36260
"Kek. So long as the action stays smoke and mirrors he won't get his ass beat too easily. He's kind of squishy."
"Kek. So long as the action stays smoke and mirrors he won't get his ass beat too easily. He's kind of squishy."
>>36259
*brushes up against leg*
"Flashy, what were you so stressed out about earlier? You were shaking all last night.. and you've been busy all morning..."
*brushes up against leg*
"Flashy, what were you so stressed out about earlier? You were shaking all last night.. and you've been busy all morning..."
>>36266
"Oh she'd love to, that I am sure off. I just wonder if she can appreciate the drama. And how the goal isn't to harm, but to put on a show"
"Oh she'd love to, that I am sure off. I just wonder if she can appreciate the drama. And how the goal isn't to harm, but to put on a show"
>>36283
"We rid a hunting trail of aggressive evil... Things... That's good enough. What the hell are these things?"
"We rid a hunting trail of aggressive evil... Things... That's good enough. What the hell are these things?"
>>36284
"They're big chickens, as far as I'm concerned."
*tears into drumstick like a hungry nigger*
"Actually a bit better, imo."
"They're big chickens, as far as I'm concerned."
*tears into drumstick like a hungry nigger*
"Actually a bit better, imo."
>Trump's faggot is too chicken to let his character eat the chicken
>>36294
"No. Here. Now. She was looking over the soldiers after I left, the Spartan trainees and the tests of the siege engines. I'd like to hear a progress report. I also want her fitted for armor and whatever other accessories I can manage. That, and I haven't talked with her much"
"No. Here. Now. She was looking over the soldiers after I left, the Spartan trainees and the tests of the siege engines. I'd like to hear a progress report. I also want her fitted for armor and whatever other accessories I can manage. That, and I haven't talked with her much"
>>36304
"Do you have a priest who can lead troops into battle on her own, can be ridden into battle, and can pounce and bite and claw enemies to death swiftly?"
"Do you have a priest who can lead troops into battle on her own, can be ridden into battle, and can pounce and bite and claw enemies to death swiftly?"
*thunk*
>cake lands on table
"Faust, I'm starving!"
*rapidly consumes cake*
Y U he no eat chikun?
>cake lands on table
"Faust, I'm starving!"
*rapidly consumes cake*
Y U he no eat chikun?
>>36310
>puritanical sensibilities
Wat?
>as if uncertain at first*
*concerned stare*
"Flashy, what's wrong now? You've been awkward all day.."
>puritanical sensibilities
Wat?
>as if uncertain at first*
*concerned stare*
"Flashy, what's wrong now? You've been awkward all day.."
>>36306
"i yearn to have any contact but its not provided,maybe the fuhrer doesn't care."
*Depressed minotuar noises*
"i yearn to have any contact but its not provided,maybe the fuhrer doesn't care."
*Depressed minotuar noises*
>>36312
"Ever thought of making a big statue, like the one in the Entertron? Who knows it might just talk."
"Ever thought of making a big statue, like the one in the Entertron? Who knows it might just talk."
>>36330
"Tell me. What does that future look like for you? You a stay at home mom? Where would we live? Do you want your foal to integrate with the rest of the children?"
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"Tell me. What does that future look like for you? You a stay at home mom? Where would we live? Do you want your foal to integrate with the rest of the children?"
\r
>>36332
"It's a good thing Trollestia is looking after the birds. I don't think they've been fed today"
"It's a good thing Trollestia is looking after the birds. I don't think they've been fed today"
>>36252
This isn't my fucking waifu. This isn't "I can't get the girl of my dreams so I'll have GM create her in game for me." It's more "Fuck, everyone else has someone to adventure with. Maybe I should get someone for Torc so he isn't a fifth wheel, both romanatically and platonially." Plus the personallity difference should make for some side launching oppernunites
This isn't my fucking waifu. This isn't "I can't get the girl of my dreams so I'll have GM create her in game for me." It's more "Fuck, everyone else has someone to adventure with. Maybe I should get someone for Torc so he isn't a fifth wheel, both romanatically and platonially." Plus the personallity difference should make for some side launching oppernunites
>>36334
Tracy decides to try and take her birds to the balcony (if there is one), for some much-needed fresh air.
Tracy decides to try and take her birds to the balcony (if there is one), for some much-needed fresh air.
>>36339
And after that she returns to her birds.
Is there a place where she can take them out to exercise? I kind of want to have her train/housebreak them through casual game-play.
And after that she returns to her birds.
Is there a place where she can take them out to exercise? I kind of want to have her train/housebreak them through casual game-play.
>>36342
I guess in one way she was put in here to troll you and I, but in another way she was here to be exactly what you wanted. You asked for a unicorn, and not only did you get one, you got the demi-god version.
Yeah I know she's been mean to you and such, but after the Kefka battle, there was a clear indication from her (and by implication, GM), that she would be more cooperative with you. She would let you take her and use her as an ally. I don't think you gave her a chance.
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I guess in one way she was put in here to troll you and I, but in another way she was here to be exactly what you wanted. You asked for a unicorn, and not only did you get one, you got the demi-god version.
Yeah I know she's been mean to you and such, but after the Kefka battle, there was a clear indication from her (and by implication, GM), that she would be more cooperative with you. She would let you take her and use her as an ally. I don't think you gave her a chance.
\r
>>36343
Shall we settle this via democratic vote?
Srawpoll for us faggots and lurkers?
Cause I'll be completely fucking honest here, if I had know Trollestia was gonna be the result of my request I wouldn't have made it.
Now if what GM implyed a while ago meant what I think it did Troll could teach Torc ranger shit I would probaly reconsider.
Shall we settle this via democratic vote?
Srawpoll for us faggots and lurkers?
Cause I'll be completely fucking honest here, if I had know Trollestia was gonna be the result of my request I wouldn't have made it.
Now if what GM implyed a while ago meant what I think it did Troll could teach Torc ranger shit I would probaly reconsider.
>>36344
She's a cleric with animals as a domain, and a large number of other boosts that make her good with animals, tracking, and the wild, which is part of the reason why I think she's so valuable. She's fills a niche we don't have. She's the closest thing you're going to get to a ranger.
I did not want to be forcibly and exclusively married to Tracy. I wanted Trumpaladin to play out as my waifu thief character, stealing waifus, and maybe eventually have a small harem of ponies, while Tracy could be just another evil monster or criminal or whatever that he'd have to kill in his mission to keep the world safe. But yet here we are, and it's in large part because of everyone else.
She's a cleric with animals as a domain, and a large number of other boosts that make her good with animals, tracking, and the wild, which is part of the reason why I think she's so valuable. She's fills a niche we don't have. She's the closest thing you're going to get to a ranger.
I did not want to be forcibly and exclusively married to Tracy. I wanted Trumpaladin to play out as my waifu thief character, stealing waifus, and maybe eventually have a small harem of ponies, while Tracy could be just another evil monster or criminal or whatever that he'd have to kill in his mission to keep the world safe. But yet here we are, and it's in large part because of everyone else.
>>36346
Dastardly? Anon, a Paladin is supposed to kill those who will go out and commit evil acts. If she's killing the people in Port Barry, he's obligated to save them by eliminating her
Dastardly? Anon, a Paladin is supposed to kill those who will go out and commit evil acts. If she's killing the people in Port Barry, he's obligated to save them by eliminating her
>>36346
>>36348
I don't think I'm clear here. It's not "kill her if she gets in the way" it's "kill her if she commits capital murder or whatever in his jurisdiction." If she's just being adorable like she was in the first couple of games, he wouldn't do anything to her. But the Tracy character was fundamentally changed into a very different character than she was at the beginning of the game. The new Tracy is one that is far more likely to eventually cross a line, or make it clear that she will if not stopped.
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>>36348
I don't think I'm clear here. It's not "kill her if she gets in the way" it's "kill her if she commits capital murder or whatever in his jurisdiction." If she's just being adorable like she was in the first couple of games, he wouldn't do anything to her. But the Tracy character was fundamentally changed into a very different character than she was at the beginning of the game. The new Tracy is one that is far more likely to eventually cross a line, or make it clear that she will if not stopped.
\r
>>36347
I call it "dastardly" because that mindset quite honestly makes me want to barf. It makes me sad because I realized how arrogantly vain I've been playing her, in comparison to all of the other characters I've written for my Romantic stories. All of my other characters were, sharp, cunning and easily able to sense "betrayal", although I haven't given any of that to Tracy.
I call it "dastardly" because that mindset quite honestly makes me want to barf. It makes me sad because I realized how arrogantly vain I've been playing her, in comparison to all of the other characters I've written for my Romantic stories. All of my other characters were, sharp, cunning and easily able to sense "betrayal", although I haven't given any of that to Tracy.
>>36352
>>36351
Look, I've never read any of your other yandere stories. I've never read anime yandere, I hate anime and never will read anime yandere. My only experience with yandere has been IRL experience when I dated one for an extended period of time. I fucking hated it. It was a mistake to go into it, it was a mistake to continue it, it gave me a contempt for females in general, and it's made me vow that if I ever recover enough to date again, I will do all I can to make sure the girl is sane, rational, and non-violent first. I had a specific idea with what I wanted to do with the Trumpaladin character, and that is now impossible thanks to yandere realism.
Now, please. These couple weeks have actually been fairly pleasant gameplay-wise. So let's not deviate from it.
>>36351
Look, I've never read any of your other yandere stories. I've never read anime yandere, I hate anime and never will read anime yandere. My only experience with yandere has been IRL experience when I dated one for an extended period of time. I fucking hated it. It was a mistake to go into it, it was a mistake to continue it, it gave me a contempt for females in general, and it's made me vow that if I ever recover enough to date again, I will do all I can to make sure the girl is sane, rational, and non-violent first. I had a specific idea with what I wanted to do with the Trumpaladin character, and that is now impossible thanks to yandere realism.
Now, please. These couple weeks have actually been fairly pleasant gameplay-wise. So let's not deviate from it.
Tracy leaves to the holodeck to work on finessing her chain and using its abilities.
>>36356
"Nope, not in a couple days actually."
*lashes weird dancy wiggly whip*
"Did you check the fight club?"
"Nope, not in a couple days actually."
*lashes weird dancy wiggly whip*
"Did you check the fight club?"
>>36357
"me a little worried about her, me hope she didn't get in any trouble."
*leaves for the fight club.*
"me a little worried about her, me hope she didn't get in any trouble."
*leaves for the fight club.*
>>36361
"It definitely seems meaningful, since she's generally here I would think there would be a reason for her absence. The worst case scenario is that Darkie murdered her in the night... But he bothered to show up this morning so unless that's some weird way of avoiding suspicion I'd say that possibility is out. Maybe she's off doing something important? Maybe she really is at fight club? Or maybe she just slept in, because she needs a break too"
"It definitely seems meaningful, since she's generally here I would think there would be a reason for her absence. The worst case scenario is that Darkie murdered her in the night... But he bothered to show up this morning so unless that's some weird way of avoiding suspicion I'd say that possibility is out. Maybe she's off doing something important? Maybe she really is at fight club? Or maybe she just slept in, because she needs a break too"
>>36364
>Torc never mentioned SteamPonk in character, and his character set-off to Krenshal before it was brought up
>>36366
"She disappears pretty easily.
Besides, I wouldn't worry. She's more than capable of taking care of herself."
>>36367
*crosses arms a humphs*
".. This bull on the other hand would probably get himself killed while he was looking for her."
>>36368
"Ask her when you find her. If you can find her.. She must have had something she needed to do right after you guys released that dark guy."
>Torc never mentioned SteamPonk in character, and his character set-off to Krenshal before it was brought up
>>36366
"She disappears pretty easily.
Besides, I wouldn't worry. She's more than capable of taking care of herself."
>>36367
*crosses arms a humphs*
".. This bull on the other hand would probably get himself killed while he was looking for her."
>>36368
"Ask her when you find her. If you can find her.. She must have had something she needed to do right after you guys released that dark guy."
>>36369
Nigger I can't keep up with what is said character what isn't and everything. This detail is unimportant, and it doesn't matter
"All I'm saying is, her absence has been noticed, and it seems like something is going on...
He's allowed to be concerned for his wife when he hasn't seen her"
>>36370
"Yeah, I don't know either. Good luck, and godspeed"
Nigger I can't keep up with what is said character what isn't and everything. This detail is unimportant, and it doesn't matter
"All I'm saying is, her absence has been noticed, and it seems like something is going on...
He's allowed to be concerned for his wife when he hasn't seen her"
>>36370
"Yeah, I don't know either. Good luck, and godspeed"
>>36369
"I think it's super sweet that he would literally get himself killed in an unnecessary gesture of love for her. I wish I............... I am impressed by him"
"I think it's super sweet that he would literally get himself killed in an unnecessary gesture of love for her. I wish I............... I am impressed by him"
>>36370
"SHE IS IN WICKETT" Yak Lee tells(yells) to Infernius, in between beating the piss out of one of the fight club participants. There seem to be more injuries amongst the Fight Club since Thez put him in charge. Maybe a Yak wasn't the best choice,....
"SHE IS IN WICKETT" Yak Lee tells(yells) to Infernius, in between beating the piss out of one of the fight club participants. There seem to be more injuries amongst the Fight Club since Thez put him in charge. Maybe a Yak wasn't the best choice,....
Now as for Trollestia, I will admit that I assumed that at least one character would want to fug her, so I thought to discourage it by way of making her Trollestia (I contemplated Molestia, but thought that might actally encourage it). There was a hint of "Be careful what you wish for" involved as well.
>>36374
Speaking of which, how much heal x wounds potion can be manufactured a day with the machines? Also, can "calm emotions" scrolls be made?
Speaking of which, how much heal x wounds potion can be manufactured a day with the machines? Also, can "calm emotions" scrolls be made?
>>36377
I'd assume the higher level potions sell for more, but if all that can be made is cure light wounds, that'd work too. I want to ressurect pirates (who will be also kept for possible mercenary work), have them work the machines (paid on commission), assign the spare paladin to be a technician (if he can be properly motivated), export the potions and other potions to Sparintenar via the caravels (since Sparintenar appears to be a port city), trade it for goods, then sell the goods in Port Barry or export them.
Um... Trumpaladin goes and tries to make a large number of Calm emotions scrolls
>>36380
Good point
I'd assume the higher level potions sell for more, but if all that can be made is cure light wounds, that'd work too. I want to ressurect pirates (who will be also kept for possible mercenary work), have them work the machines (paid on commission), assign the spare paladin to be a technician (if he can be properly motivated), export the potions and other potions to Sparintenar via the caravels (since Sparintenar appears to be a port city), trade it for goods, then sell the goods in Port Barry or export them.
Um... Trumpaladin goes and tries to make a large number of Calm emotions scrolls
>>36380
Good point
>>36380
How much bigger have Sam and Bunny (these are their permanent names btw, to exemplify Tracy's sense of taste) grown since they hatched? Raptors grow really quickly, and I want to get a good picture of them.
How much bigger have Sam and Bunny (these are their permanent names btw, to exemplify Tracy's sense of taste) grown since they hatched? Raptors grow really quickly, and I want to get a good picture of them.
>>36379
Tracy's faggot, I am not sure you understand. A Paladin, at core, is heavy cavalry. Like the Templar Knights they are based on, they belong on horse back. On foot, a Paladin is incomplete. They must merge with their mount. Become one with her.
Trollestia is a beautiful mare - very fine. She must be ridden, just as surely as the Paladin must ride. No, Trollestia is not as adept in combat as Fae (Fae's pounce feat is kick ass, by the way). But she has talent with animals and spells and magical features that make her worth exploring.
Tracy's faggot, I am not sure you understand. A Paladin, at core, is heavy cavalry. Like the Templar Knights they are based on, they belong on horse back. On foot, a Paladin is incomplete. They must merge with their mount. Become one with her.
Trollestia is a beautiful mare - very fine. She must be ridden, just as surely as the Paladin must ride. No, Trollestia is not as adept in combat as Fae (Fae's pounce feat is kick ass, by the way). But she has talent with animals and spells and magical features that make her worth exploring.
>>36383
Through the window Infernius can see that the Wickett is pretty much empty, but as he enters he's greeted by piano music.
[YouTube] Sia - Rainbow - Piano Tutorial - My Little Pony: The Movie OST![]()
>tfw former music major and none of the piano covers or tutorials get it right
>>36382
>>36385
I'll have rabbit open in a bit
Through the window Infernius can see that the Wickett is pretty much empty, but as he enters he's greeted by piano music.
[YouTube] Sia - Rainbow - Piano Tutorial - My Little Pony: The Movie OST
>tfw former music major and none of the piano covers or tutorials get it right
>>36382
>>36385
I'll have rabbit open in a bit
>>36387
>pounce feat
Pounce is an extraordinary ability. It's feat equivalent is Dire Charge.
Also, for your own sake, stop getting attached to that unicorn. If you want Epic Cohorts, just work on your Leadership-related feats.
>She must be ridden
I don't think you understand unicorn very well..
>pounce feat
Pounce is an extraordinary ability. It's feat equivalent is Dire Charge.
Also, for your own sake, stop getting attached to that unicorn. If you want Epic Cohorts, just work on your Leadership-related feats.
>She must be ridden
I don't think you understand unicorn very well..
>>36390
I don't want to hurt Tracy! I just think it's a shame that the Unicorn is unappreciated.
>>36389
>Extraordinary ability
Nice to know. Either way, I think it's super useful, and it makes Fae pretty useful.
>Epic Cohorts
That's pretty awesome. I'll see if I can figure out how to gain her as a cohort
>Unicorns don't want to be ridden
They just need to be properly wooed. Also, aren't nightmares only supposed to let you ride them after you've defeated them? When was Tracy defeated by Trumpaladin? In the Space Cowboy sequence?
I don't want to hurt Tracy! I just think it's a shame that the Unicorn is unappreciated.
>>36389
>Extraordinary ability
Nice to know. Either way, I think it's super useful, and it makes Fae pretty useful.
>Epic Cohorts
That's pretty awesome. I'll see if I can figure out how to gain her as a cohort
>Unicorns don't want to be ridden
They just need to be properly wooed. Also, aren't nightmares only supposed to let you ride them after you've defeated them? When was Tracy defeated by Trumpaladin? In the Space Cowboy sequence?
>>36392
>gain her as a cohort
That's not how leadership works. The epic feat allows you to attract cohorts, not just make NPCs do what you want.
>>36392
>aren't nightmares only supposed to let you ride them after you've defeated them?
Where did you hear that?
>>36393
This
Are you a pure maiden, Trump's faggot?
>gain her as a cohort
That's not how leadership works. The epic feat allows you to attract cohorts, not just make NPCs do what you want.
>>36392
>aren't nightmares only supposed to let you ride them after you've defeated them?
Where did you hear that?
>>36393
This
Are you a pure maiden, Trump's faggot?
>>36395
>Epic feat doesn't get me a unicorn
Then why did you bring it up?
>Where did you hear that
Probably either a wiki or that nightmare tactics thing or somewhere
>Are you a pure maiden, Trump's faggot?
Um... No
>Epic feat doesn't get me a unicorn
Then why did you bring it up?
>Where did you hear that
Probably either a wiki or that nightmare tactics thing or somewhere
>Are you a pure maiden, Trump's faggot?
Um... No
>>36390
One of the staff walks up next to Infernius and whispers, "She's been at it for hours now. The same song, over and over. Its nice to have music for once, normally the patrons ignore the piano, but still,...." his voice trails off as he returns to his duties.
One of the staff walks up next to Infernius and whispers, "She's been at it for hours now. The same song, over and over. Its nice to have music for once, normally the patrons ignore the piano, but still,...." his voice trails off as he returns to his duties.
>>36397
*walks over to the bar and orders 2 drinks*
*walks over to the piano*
"this show situation makes me sad too."
*walks over to the bar and orders 2 drinks*
*walks over to the piano*
"this show situation makes me sad too."
>>36399
She misses a note, and stops playing. She sighs at length, and doesn't look up from the keys.
"Its not that. I mean there is that, but there's way more too it. Its,... complicated."
She misses a note, and stops playing. She sighs at length, and doesn't look up from the keys.
"Its not that. I mean there is that, but there's way more too it. Its,... complicated."
>>36396
>Epic Feat
With enough hard work and sweat, you can attract creatures with the same alignment as cohorts (which doesn't include chargers, but still). I thought you already took the leadership feat, didn't you know that?
Also, just fall already. Being able to trade in 16 levels and get epic feats (normally against the rules) is more hax than anything else in the game so far. Normally, you'd have to be past lvl 21 to be able to do that.
Gib bootz.
>Epic Feat
With enough hard work and sweat, you can attract creatures with the same alignment as cohorts (which doesn't include chargers, but still). I thought you already took the leadership feat, didn't you know that?
Also, just fall already. Being able to trade in 16 levels and get epic feats (normally against the rules) is more hax than anything else in the game so far. Normally, you'd have to be past lvl 21 to be able to do that.
Gib bootz.
>>36401
I think I'm really limited on how advanced they can be though
I can get epic feats that way? How many and what kind?
I kind of want to complete the full 20 levels of Paladin first. Also, I don't want to lose Fae....
I think I'm really limited on how advanced they can be though
I can get epic feats that way? How many and what kind?
I kind of want to complete the full 20 levels of Paladin first. Also, I don't want to lose Fae....
>>36396
I've been taking inspiration from this page, in terms of Nightmare thematics.
http://thecampaign20xx.blogspot.com/2015/05/dungeons-dragons-guide-to-nightmare.html
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare_(creature)
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?426904-Taming-a-Nightmare
http://www.enworld.org/forum/showthread.php?394952-What-s-the-origin-of-the-Nightmare
>>36404
If haxx, you could select them from the list at the bottom of the page.
>>36405
He said like pic related, but older.
Also, a white beard is not optional for wizards, so he has one.
I've been taking inspiration from this page, in terms of Nightmare thematics.
http://thecampaign20xx.blogspot.com/2015/05/dungeons-dragons-guide-to-nightmare.html
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare_(creature)
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?426904-Taming-a-Nightmare
http://www.enworld.org/forum/showthread.php?394952-What-s-the-origin-of-the-Nightmare
>>36404
If haxx, you could select them from the list at the bottom of the page.
>>36405
He said like pic related, but older.
Also, a white beard is not optional for wizards, so he has one.
>>36404
>I'm really limited on how advanced they can be though
Also, if you have a special mount or familiar, you get a -1 penalty for leadership checks.
>I'm really limited on how advanced they can be though
Also, if you have a special mount or familiar, you get a -1 penalty for leadership checks.
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>trying to watch hoers stream
>head phones arent working on old phone
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36423
"WHERE'S AN INN?"
>head phones arent working on old phone
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36423
"WHERE'S AN INN?"
>>36425
Several gnomes in the area jibber amongst themselves.
"Lookatthisguydemandingthingslikehessomesortofsomebody,asthoughhecan'treadthesignsthatclearlysay"PlacetoPayMoneyAndSleep".Thisistheproblemwithoutoftownersexpectingthegeneralpopulacetoserveassomesortofconcierge." They stop and point. "Thatway." They point to a 2-story building just a bit from the entrance.
Several gnomes in the area jibber amongst themselves.
"Lookatthisguydemandingthingslikehessomesortofsomebody,asthoughhecan'treadthesignsthatclearlysay"PlacetoPayMoneyAndSleep".Thisistheproblemwithoutoftownersexpectingthegeneralpopulacetoserveassomesortofconcierge." They stop and point. "Thatway." They point to a 2-story building just a bit from the entrance.
>>36421
*takes bone*
I had Pink text added to the code because you asked...
>>36422
The version GM made holding peach rings is better but this general picture is my favorite. That, or Donald Trump hugging an American flag.
>>36425
It's only like an hour away. Why you need an inn? Also you're physically too large
>>36426
Kek. Actually, it would make more sense for him to attract a young adult Silver Dragon as a cohort, because he's at a much lower level than it takes to get an ancient silver dragon
*takes bone*
I had Pink text added to the code because you asked...
>>36422
The version GM made holding peach rings is better but this general picture is my favorite. That, or Donald Trump hugging an American flag.
>>36425
It's only like an hour away. Why you need an inn? Also you're physically too large
>>36426
Kek. Actually, it would make more sense for him to attract a young adult Silver Dragon as a cohort, because he's at a much lower level than it takes to get an ancient silver dragon
>>36413
Do item bonuses really affect your leadership feat? With her item buffs, Tracy has 18.
Also, I think the circlet gives bonus to specific dice checks. It'd be better to get something that gives a stat buff instead, like a cloak.
>>36428
Young silver dragons are much more dangerous than adults for exactly that reason.
Do item bonuses really affect your leadership feat? With her item buffs, Tracy has 18.
Also, I think the circlet gives bonus to specific dice checks. It'd be better to get something that gives a stat buff instead, like a cloak.
>>36428
Young silver dragons are much more dangerous than adults for exactly that reason.
>>36429
Eh. I'm'a write it off as mixed nuts, because do you really want to do that math and define terms and such?
>Dangerous silver dragons
Because they can be cohorts? Also, how are silver dragons dangerous? They are lawful good
>>36430
PERFECT
>>36431
I don't know how long they live but a long time. Like, a very long time. I think an ancient dragon is a thousand years old
>>36432
Huzzah!
Eh. I'm'a write it off as mixed nuts, because do you really want to do that math and define terms and such?
>Dangerous silver dragons
Because they can be cohorts? Also, how are silver dragons dangerous? They are lawful good
>>36430
PERFECT
>>36431
I don't know how long they live but a long time. Like, a very long time. I think an ancient dragon is a thousand years old
>>36432
Huzzah!
Fug it.
Tracy slinks off by herself and decides to scout-out the road to Cardishore, after putting her birds to bed.
Tracy slinks off by herself and decides to scout-out the road to Cardishore, after putting her birds to bed.
>>36425
She chuckles and smiles at that. "No,... but,...." she sighs and looks up at him. "I don't know. Its,... meat-space."
She chuckles and smiles at that. "No,... but,...." she sighs and looks up at him. "I don't know. Its,... meat-space."
>>36447
Entirely by yourself. You've done a lot of those. Why you doing this one that is both dangerous and that everyone else wants to do?
Entirely by yourself. You've done a lot of those. Why you doing this one that is both dangerous and that everyone else wants to do?
>>36449
Can I'z call Fae and ask her the results of the Seige engine testing? Like how many people it takes to man them and so forth?
Can I'z call Fae and ask her the results of the Seige engine testing? Like how many people it takes to man them and so forth?
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>>36454
I want to go it alone just to test the water and gather info. And Tracy want to get in without waiting in line this time.
I want to go it alone just to test the water and gather info. And Tracy want to get in without waiting in line this time.
>>36456
All it takes is one high level opposing rogue or some spell we don't know about, Tracy is dead and she loses her stuff. No one even knows she's gone, so no one will even think to get it or revive her
All it takes is one high level opposing rogue or some spell we don't know about, Tracy is dead and she loses her stuff. No one even knows she's gone, so no one will even think to get it or revive her
>>36463
>Tracy moves off into the woods and hides while her faggot tries to think of animals in the right size category.
>Tracy moves off into the woods and hides while her faggot tries to think of animals in the right size category.
>>36465
I want to go faster in hybrid form..
Fug it. Doe is best disguise. Doesn't attract attention, and less likely to get shot than a buck.
I want to go faster in hybrid form..
Fug it. Doe is best disguise. Doesn't attract attention, and less likely to get shot than a buck.
Well if Tracy's faggot us going to try to take up GM's limited time by making him map out an adventure specifically for him on a weeknight, then damn it, I'm going to do something too.
Trumpaladin goes to the Tavern (possibly the wicket where Thez is?)
Actually, make it the widget
Trumpaladin goes to the Tavern (possibly the wicket where Thez is?)
Actually, make it the widget
>>36466
A deer is a medium sized creature. You're claiming to be using a large class form. Wrong size class. You're also claiming a speed of 100 thanks to haxxor shoes. But deer, like horses, only have half that speed. Nothing is going to be going 100 and not stick out like a sore thumb. And GM has also said the modified forms do not easily disguise
A deer is a medium sized creature. You're claiming to be using a large class form. Wrong size class. You're also claiming a speed of 100 thanks to haxxor shoes. But deer, like horses, only have half that speed. Nothing is going to be going 100 and not stick out like a sore thumb. And GM has also said the modified forms do not easily disguise
>>36468
>acting like I've never done this before
She's not turning into a deer, she's using the glasses to disguise herself as one.
Also, there aren't any penalties on Hide or Move Silently checks due to speed: her stealth is not impaired. She's just moving along the side of the path as to not attract unwanted attention.
Sure, she might look like an unusually big deer, at a glance, but 4 ranks+10 from the glasses is easy enough to fool most casual onlookers, especially since the spell can make her look a whole foot shorter.
Regardless, she should get there fine.
>acting like I've never done this before
She's not turning into a deer, she's using the glasses to disguise herself as one.
Also, there aren't any penalties on Hide or Move Silently checks due to speed: her stealth is not impaired. She's just moving along the side of the path as to not attract unwanted attention.
Sure, she might look like an unusually big deer, at a glance, but 4 ranks+10 from the glasses is easy enough to fool most casual onlookers, especially since the spell can make her look a whole foot shorter.
Regardless, she should get there fine.
>>36469
Actually, I'd better pull up my sheet and get a look at those ranks again, because I keep forgetting. She has at least 4 in Disguise though.
Actually, I'd better pull up my sheet and get a look at those ranks again, because I keep forgetting. She has at least 4 in Disguise though.
>>36462
"You're off to a good start," she admits grudgingly.
"Yer still an oaf tho" she says clutching him tightly.
"You're off to a good start," she admits grudgingly.
"Yer still an oaf tho" she says clutching him tightly.
>>36472
We bedtime nao
We bedtime nao
>>36459
If it's that important to you, I'll delay the trip, but I still want her to go on recon by herself at one point.
Tracy dissects her new corpse in her room, while reading a copy of Hags Illustrated. Studying the specimenThis is my way of saying I'm setting her to grind on Knowledge Arcana:
she's learning about monsters.
If it's that important to you, I'll delay the trip, but I still want her to go on recon by herself at one point.
Tracy dissects her new corpse in her room, while reading a copy of Hags Illustrated. Studying the specimenThis is my way of saying I'm setting her to grind on Knowledge Arcana:
she's learning about monsters.
She preserves the hands and the head, and she later gets to work on another True strike scroll.
After that, she takes one of the Nithing Poles from in front of the Stables, and ties it to her bag.
After that, she takes one of the Nithing Poles from in front of the Stables, and ties it to her bag.
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>>36476
*feeds birdies*
>>36477
The area around the Skull, wherever it goes, is treated as if it had Unhallow cast on it (minus the cool area spells), and thereby also functions as Magic Circle Against Good. In a sense, anywhere the skull goes is considered to be Unholy ground. Idk how Magixc Circle Against X even works in this game though, because Tracy should've had more than several reasons to have a problem with goddamn unicorn living in the stables.
In Nordic and Scandinavian tradition, planting a Nithing outside is a gesture to wish doom upon a household, usually planted as a decree of revenge for high crimes that caused suffering upon one's clan or family. In nordic folklore, the practice invokes a powerful runic curse that inflicts mortal illness or even death upon a person and/or their family, specified by the wicked runes carved on the pole. In modern times, it's very, very occasionally used as an expression of absolute vendetta and loathing upon a person. Vikings were incredibly vengeful people...
>>36478
That is exactly what I want.
I wonder if there are any monster-hunting contracts around town..
*feeds birdies*
>>36477
The area around the Skull, wherever it goes, is treated as if it had Unhallow cast on it (minus the cool area spells), and thereby also functions as Magic Circle Against Good. In a sense, anywhere the skull goes is considered to be Unholy ground. Idk how Magixc Circle Against X even works in this game though, because Tracy should've had more than several reasons to have a problem with goddamn unicorn living in the stables.
In Nordic and Scandinavian tradition, planting a Nithing outside is a gesture to wish doom upon a household, usually planted as a decree of revenge for high crimes that caused suffering upon one's clan or family. In nordic folklore, the practice invokes a powerful runic curse that inflicts mortal illness or even death upon a person and/or their family, specified by the wicked runes carved on the pole. In modern times, it's very, very occasionally used as an expression of absolute vendetta and loathing upon a person. Vikings were incredibly vengeful people...
>>36478
That is exactly what I want.
I wonder if there are any monster-hunting contracts around town..
>>36479
>Tracy should've had more than several reasons to have a problem with goddamn unicorn living in the stables
Kek! What are these reasons exactly? I get that in their first encounter Trollestia was pissed that Tracy killed some horses and she was bitchy about it, and then Tracy's efforts at stabbing were cut from her. And then there was a period of time when Trumpaladin seemed more interested in Trollestia than in Tracy romantically. There's also the whole had sex with him thing. But did I miss anything? Trollestia has been a primary caretaker of the birds and has been a pretty good babysitter.
Shouldn't Tracy plant a pole in the stable just opposite Troll that stares directly at her?
>Tracy should've had more than several reasons to have a problem with goddamn unicorn living in the stables
Kek! What are these reasons exactly? I get that in their first encounter Trollestia was pissed that Tracy killed some horses and she was bitchy about it, and then Tracy's efforts at stabbing were cut from her. And then there was a period of time when Trumpaladin seemed more interested in Trollestia than in Tracy romantically. There's also the whole had sex with him thing. But did I miss anything? Trollestia has been a primary caretaker of the birds and has been a pretty good babysitter.
Shouldn't Tracy plant a pole in the stable just opposite Troll that stares directly at her?
Also, is there any place Tracy can keep her birds other than the stables? I've been asking this for a while now.
>>36480
>miss anything
I'd rather not be a metafag so I won't just say her motive, but she has at least 3 more reasons. I don't have the charting anymore, so I can't just list her feelings off the bat anymore, although I still do a bit of math out of habit.
>babysitter
That is exactly the opposite of what she wanted.
>miss anything
I'd rather not be a metafag so I won't just say her motive, but she has at least 3 more reasons. I don't have the charting anymore, so I can't just list her feelings off the bat anymore, although I still do a bit of math out of habit.
>babysitter
That is exactly the opposite of what she wanted.
Tracy walks out into the woods to vent stress by collecting jibbernigger skulls.
>>36483
Why not metafag? No one is ever going to discover her motives in game play. You've already said she isn't rational, and there's not really a way of figuring her out. So why not entertain me and give the reasons why the condemned unicorn is condemned? After all, it's only proper to read out the charges against the accused before the execution
Why not metafag? No one is ever going to discover her motives in game play. You've already said she isn't rational, and there's not really a way of figuring her out. So why not entertain me and give the reasons why the condemned unicorn is condemned? After all, it's only proper to read out the charges against the accused before the execution
>>36486
>"little pony. I found Infernius and Thez at the wicket while looking for that one of Korak's pirates. Want to join us?"
>"little pony. I found Infernius and Thez at the wicket while looking for that one of Korak's pirates. Want to join us?"
>>36487
>Why not metafag?
Because it's gay, and it detract from dialogue the characters could've had other wise.
Also, now that I threw-out the booklet, it's not as easy for me.
>give the reasons why the condemned unicorn is condemned
Because he FUGGED HER!
>Why not metafag?
Because it's gay, and it detract from dialogue the characters could've had other wise.
Also, now that I threw-out the booklet, it's not as easy for me.
>give the reasons why the condemned unicorn is condemned
Because he FUGGED HER!
>>36491
>"drinking is degenerate anyways. It's more for the company. What cha' busy doing, little pony?"
>"drinking is degenerate anyways. It's more for the company. What cha' busy doing, little pony?"
*goes out into the woods to collect branches*
>>36492
>'Building an open nest for my birds, so they won't be cooled-up like chikuns'
>>36492
>'Building an open nest for my birds, so they won't be cooled-up like chikuns'
Tracy is in the woods, by the tall tree where she found the Jew gold.
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>>36481
I told you a long time ago. There's the holodeck, and you can always take them outside. The tower has all gravity on the outside. If you wanted, you could almost arrange a mini-maze in the strip-mall section to take them on walks and such, and that would only take up one floor.
I told you a long time ago. There's the holodeck, and you can always take them outside. The tower has all gravity on the outside. If you wanted, you could almost arrange a mini-maze in the strip-mall section to take them on walks and such, and that would only take up one floor.
>>36529
I wasn't really expectng gnomes...
Torc begins to walk around, lookin for a shop that would suit his needs.
Do I have permision to continue with my stupid ass idea?
I wasn't really expectng gnomes...
Torc begins to walk around, lookin for a shop that would suit his needs.
Do I have permision to continue with my stupid ass idea?
>>36532
>Faggot is legit and honestly sad for killing this NPC
Uh... I don't know how Tracy reasons but it's already been a while since the pact was made. The Unicorn's master is out of town, and both Thez and Infernius are out of the tower, so if you're going to murder an NPC...
>Faggot is legit and honestly sad for killing this NPC
Uh... I don't know how Tracy reasons but it's already been a while since the pact was made. The Unicorn's master is out of town, and both Thez and Infernius are out of the tower, so if you're going to murder an NPC...
Is GM kill?
>>36545
>'Are you ready..? I'll be ready soon....'
>'You're sure you'll do this for me, Flashy..? I could manage it myself, but...'
>'Are you ready..? I'll be ready soon....'
>'You're sure you'll do this for me, Flashy..? I could manage it myself, but...'
Trumpaladin realizes he should head back to the tower...
He calls Fae, and they speed off
>>36549
>"If you need me to"
He calls Fae, and they speed off
>>36549
>"If you need me to"
>inb4 no trips
>>36553
>'Kill the troll, Flashy.'
Tracy leaves her nithing in its spot in the forest, and returns to the tower.
She takes her birds to another room, then returns to hers to fit her leather armor.
>'You have the Rope and those cuffs, right?'
>'Kill the troll, Flashy.'
Tracy leaves her nithing in its spot in the forest, and returns to the tower.
She takes her birds to another room, then returns to hers to fit her leather armor.
>'You have the Rope and those cuffs, right?'
>>36557
Trumpadin arrives in the Tower. He dismisses Fae, apologizing to her for he is not sure what, and then goes to the shrine
>"I have both, Tracy. Please though, there is one thing I must do first"
Trumpadin arrives in the Tower. He dismisses Fae, apologizing to her for he is not sure what, and then goes to the shrine
>"I have both, Tracy. Please though, there is one thing I must do first"
Before going to do the deed… Trumpaladin went to the shrine of Elway in the tower. He knew he needed to consult first…
Speaketh Trumpaladin: Paladins must maintain a code of conduct to stay in favor with their god
What would Elway require?
John Elway takes many forms, the majority of which are so Football it would cause the average person's eyeballs to melt out of their sockets and pool on the floor, then bubbling through the floorboards and dripping down onto the neighbors in the apartment below, who would then become timber wolves.
He appeared in the form of a tall horse, cast in the image of Sleipnir, the eight legged horse ridden by the Norse god Loki. His long flowing mane glows bright orange and dances like the fires of pure Football. His coat is pure and white as the rocky mountain snow, a snow like the crystallized tears of the Oakland Raiders when they realize that they shall never be truly football
Well, first and foremost you must be Football. This is pretty important.
Elway does not expect you to be 100% football, that would be unreasonable.
Only Elway himself can be 100% football.
However, a minimum level of at least 65% football would be the floor.
Ideally you should try to remain between 75-80% football.
There was once a disciple who attained levels of I think 93% football, and that proved too much for his fragile mortal body to take
he discorporated into football and became part of the river of football that encircles the Tree of Life, which is also a football
so basically, I'd aim for like 70% football on an average day. if you feel like it's too much of a strain, you can ease back, but don't drop below 65% or Elway can't materialize.
The second thing to take into account is that you must be true to the path of football at all times.
many agents of football, though well meaning, are led astray by the path of false football. You must be wary, for it is easy to fall into the trap of false football.
the Oakland Raiders are false football most foul
you must never heed their words
they may appear to you in disguise, and you must be wary of their tricks
the same goes for the Seattle Seahawks, although their tactics are different.
they may appear to you in the guise of Peyton Manning, or even Dan Reeves. I think I saw one of them pull of a Terrel Davis impersonation at one point.
However, do not be deceived.
if in doubt, you must ask them to become Football, for only true Football can become Football.
if they cannot become Football, they were never truly Football.
Hence, false football.
Football.
And now, for the big question
If, lets say, you see this Unicorn and she's smoking hot, but this psycho succubus earth pony forces you into a relationship and later you get engaged with her, and you later promise a coworker not to have sex with the unicorn because it's sort of his, but then he pisses you off, and you get an opportunity to have sex with the unicorn so you fornicate with her, but your psycho fiance is absolutely pissed, so she forces you into an agreement to kill the unicorn, is eating the flesh or making the unicorn's hide into a jacket a step too far?
Well, when I was a young Elway, perhaps only about 71% football myself, I had a similar situation. In one of the infinite timelines in which I attempted to travel back into the past and assume the form of Dan Reeves so that I might impregnate Rainbow Dash and father myself and become Football for all time, I accidentally tapped into the power of pure Football and made a seismic ejaculatory field goal right inside Rainbow Dash, who oddly enough was a unicorn in that timeline. Needless to say she did not survive. In accordance with what I like to imagine her dying wishes might very well have been, I removed her hide and fashioned it into a technicolor dreamcoat of pure Football, and emblazoned upon it the logo of the Denver Broncos, so that wherever I may go, the emblem of True Football would shine throughout the heavens, forevermore.
When later I encountered the pegasus Rainbow Dash in another timeline, it was that very jacket with which I was able to initiate the conversation that led to my becoming Dan Reeves and creating Football. I believe you should know the rest of the story.
So, in summation: yes, making a jacket should be fine.
Thank you Elway. Praise be
Take, and be Football my child
in fact I may add that segment into the Great Manual of Football, which is a guide for Paladins of Football to become more Football in the ways of Football.
And with that, Trumpaladin left the shrine, and went on his way to Tracy
Speaketh Trumpaladin: Paladins must maintain a code of conduct to stay in favor with their god
What would Elway require?
John Elway takes many forms, the majority of which are so Football it would cause the average person's eyeballs to melt out of their sockets and pool on the floor, then bubbling through the floorboards and dripping down onto the neighbors in the apartment below, who would then become timber wolves.
He appeared in the form of a tall horse, cast in the image of Sleipnir, the eight legged horse ridden by the Norse god Loki. His long flowing mane glows bright orange and dances like the fires of pure Football. His coat is pure and white as the rocky mountain snow, a snow like the crystallized tears of the Oakland Raiders when they realize that they shall never be truly football
Well, first and foremost you must be Football. This is pretty important.
Elway does not expect you to be 100% football, that would be unreasonable.
Only Elway himself can be 100% football.
However, a minimum level of at least 65% football would be the floor.
Ideally you should try to remain between 75-80% football.
There was once a disciple who attained levels of I think 93% football, and that proved too much for his fragile mortal body to take
he discorporated into football and became part of the river of football that encircles the Tree of Life, which is also a football
so basically, I'd aim for like 70% football on an average day. if you feel like it's too much of a strain, you can ease back, but don't drop below 65% or Elway can't materialize.
The second thing to take into account is that you must be true to the path of football at all times.
many agents of football, though well meaning, are led astray by the path of false football. You must be wary, for it is easy to fall into the trap of false football.
the Oakland Raiders are false football most foul
you must never heed their words
they may appear to you in disguise, and you must be wary of their tricks
the same goes for the Seattle Seahawks, although their tactics are different.
they may appear to you in the guise of Peyton Manning, or even Dan Reeves. I think I saw one of them pull of a Terrel Davis impersonation at one point.
However, do not be deceived.
if in doubt, you must ask them to become Football, for only true Football can become Football.
if they cannot become Football, they were never truly Football.
Hence, false football.
Football.
And now, for the big question
If, lets say, you see this Unicorn and she's smoking hot, but this psycho succubus earth pony forces you into a relationship and later you get engaged with her, and you later promise a coworker not to have sex with the unicorn because it's sort of his, but then he pisses you off, and you get an opportunity to have sex with the unicorn so you fornicate with her, but your psycho fiance is absolutely pissed, so she forces you into an agreement to kill the unicorn, is eating the flesh or making the unicorn's hide into a jacket a step too far?
Well, when I was a young Elway, perhaps only about 71% football myself, I had a similar situation. In one of the infinite timelines in which I attempted to travel back into the past and assume the form of Dan Reeves so that I might impregnate Rainbow Dash and father myself and become Football for all time, I accidentally tapped into the power of pure Football and made a seismic ejaculatory field goal right inside Rainbow Dash, who oddly enough was a unicorn in that timeline. Needless to say she did not survive. In accordance with what I like to imagine her dying wishes might very well have been, I removed her hide and fashioned it into a technicolor dreamcoat of pure Football, and emblazoned upon it the logo of the Denver Broncos, so that wherever I may go, the emblem of True Football would shine throughout the heavens, forevermore.
When later I encountered the pegasus Rainbow Dash in another timeline, it was that very jacket with which I was able to initiate the conversation that led to my becoming Dan Reeves and creating Football. I believe you should know the rest of the story.
So, in summation: yes, making a jacket should be fine.
Thank you Elway. Praise be
Take, and be Football my child
in fact I may add that segment into the Great Manual of Football, which is a guide for Paladins of Football to become more Football in the ways of Football.
And with that, Trumpaladin left the shrine, and went on his way to Tracy
>>36562
What did he mean by this?
>Needless to say she did not survive. In accordance with what I like to imagine her dying wishes might very well have been, I removed her hide and fashioned it into a technicolor dreamcoat of pure Football
>So, in summation: yes, making a jacket should be fine.
So it's okay? We can go leatherface on her plot?
*Listens in on glorious prayer, from a non-vaporizing distance*
>>36563
I feel you bro...
What did he mean by this?
>Needless to say she did not survive. In accordance with what I like to imagine her dying wishes might very well have been, I removed her hide and fashioned it into a technicolor dreamcoat of pure Football
>So, in summation: yes, making a jacket should be fine.
So it's okay? We can go leatherface on her plot?
*Listens in on glorious prayer, from a non-vaporizing distance*
>>36563
I feel you bro...
>>36561
After having spoken to his Patron, Trumpaladin takes a moment to take in what he has heard.
He gets back up, and uses his detect evil to find and go to Pony
"Tracy... I think I am ready. I want you to know that I do not want to do this. I really do not want to do this at all. But yet I will do this. I will do this, because I love you, and I want you to forgive me"
After having spoken to his Patron, Trumpaladin takes a moment to take in what he has heard.
He gets back up, and uses his detect evil to find and go to Pony
"Tracy... I think I am ready. I want you to know that I do not want to do this. I really do not want to do this at all. But yet I will do this. I will do this, because I love you, and I want you to forgive me"
>>36563
>>36565
Well, my Patron is a meme god based upon this series of shitposts made up by a guy who I'm friends with on Discord. He's a super talented bullshitter so I figured I may as well involve him in this because I like his work
>>36567
*hugs pony*
"How do you want to do this, exactly? I had this magazine that says a lot about the demi-god unicorns which I'd look at for all the pictures of the mares in it. I mean, I used to look at it. Used to. Anyways, I saw that it had quite a bit of information on these creatures. I don't think she can teleport outside of her forest, and even then, only once a day.
What's your strategy, little pony?"
>>36565
Well, my Patron is a meme god based upon this series of shitposts made up by a guy who I'm friends with on Discord. He's a super talented bullshitter so I figured I may as well involve him in this because I like his work
>>36567
*hugs pony*
"How do you want to do this, exactly? I had this magazine that says a lot about the demi-god unicorns which I'd look at for all the pictures of the mares in it. I mean, I used to look at it. Used to. Anyways, I saw that it had quite a bit of information on these creatures. I don't think she can teleport outside of her forest, and even then, only once a day.
What's your strategy, little pony?"
>>36568
>'Well, it's simple, we kill the unicorn. We'll have the advantage of the confined space in the stables, so she'll probably teleport to her little golf course to heal herself after the first strike; after that, the real fun begins...'
>'You go in first, and be ready to use those handcuffs. I'll be lurking in the background.'
Can he put those handcuff on in the same turn that he grapples? Fyi, there a Pocket of Holding in his tie, so he probably could take those out as a free action.
>Tfw Elway lets us sacrifice unicorns
On an entirely separate note. I will gib zip for rare collection, if gib imaginary bootz.
>'Well, it's simple, we kill the unicorn. We'll have the advantage of the confined space in the stables, so she'll probably teleport to her little golf course to heal herself after the first strike; after that, the real fun begins...'
>'You go in first, and be ready to use those handcuffs. I'll be lurking in the background.'
Can he put those handcuff on in the same turn that he grapples? Fyi, there a Pocket of Holding in his tie, so he probably could take those out as a free action.
>Tfw Elway lets us sacrifice unicorns
On an entirely separate note. I will gib zip for rare collection, if gib imaginary bootz.
>>36569
>"I don't know if she's able to teleport out of the stables. We're outside of her forest. If she does get out, well, I can ride you. We could try to use the cuffs, but I can do a hell of a lot of damage to her with my sword.
Well, in the past GM has let us do it in a single die roll while doing bullshit between each other, really it should require at barte minimum a full grapple. That would be an attack of opportunity (she might fail, because my AC is insane) followed by an opposed grapple check. But she'd probably win a grapple check, because she has a size category advantage.
I'll probably give them eventually....
*places cuffs in pocket of holding*
>"I don't know if she's able to teleport out of the stables. We're outside of her forest. If she does get out, well, I can ride you. We could try to use the cuffs, but I can do a hell of a lot of damage to her with my sword.
Well, in the past GM has let us do it in a single die roll while doing bullshit between each other, really it should require at barte minimum a full grapple. That would be an attack of opportunity (she might fail, because my AC is insane) followed by an opposed grapple check. But she'd probably win a grapple check, because she has a size category advantage.
I'll probably give them eventually....
*places cuffs in pocket of holding*
>>36562
What the fuck is this?
Also Sleipnir is the horse Loki gave birth to for Odin to ride, not Loki's war horse
What the fuck is this?
Also Sleipnir is the horse Loki gave birth to for Odin to ride, not Loki's war horse
>>36577
More awkward than a male human-shaped God turning into a mare and being fucked by a stallion?
More awkward than a male human-shaped God turning into a mare and being fucked by a stallion?
>>36579
I mean, he didn't really intend to get pregnant. He was just trying to distract the stallion, but he was really fast.. That had to be embarrassing...
I mean, he didn't really intend to get pregnant. He was just trying to distract the stallion, but he was really fast.. That had to be embarrassing...
>>36580
>I just wanted to keep her from running away. I didn't intend her to get pregnant
I can sympathize...
>I just wanted to keep her from running away. I didn't intend her to get pregnant
I can sympathize...
>ITT 2 faggots discuss the logistics of a Norse Trickster God becoming a mare, and then giving birth to a 8-legged horse
>when it's late December but your apartment has only heat-pump and air conditioning settings so they set it to heat-pump, but the weather becomes hot again, and so now it's 77 fucking degrees inside your apartment. And this has happened every single December you've lived here. Every single December
>>36593
Ikr...
Also, although while Tracy did compel him to kill Troll, eating her body and wearing her skin was entirely his idea; I can't take credit for that one (impressively edgy, desu).
No grief about it though. I don't care, so long as it doesn't cause any extra drama.
I wonder if/where we could get some material for messages with Hitler. Infernius could use a bit of guidance.
Shameless Blogpost ignore:
>tfw you go to relatives' house to help out with some housework, but didn't expect to be cleaning toilets all day...
Ikr...
Also, although while Tracy did compel him to kill Troll, eating her body and wearing her skin was entirely his idea; I can't take credit for that one (impressively edgy, desu).
No grief about it though. I don't care, so long as it doesn't cause any extra drama.
I wonder if/where we could get some material for messages with Hitler. Infernius could use a bit of guidance.
Shameless Blogpost ignore:
>tfw you go to relatives' house to help out with some housework, but didn't expect to be cleaning toilets all day...
>>36593
Hey. 1. Commie nations tend to have 20% or fewer actual communists, with the rest being oppressed victims of leftist totalitarianism who long for freedom, tradition, and the nation. 2. Infidels must be given a chance to renounce their previous convictions and to follow the true path of America, Capitalism, and Football before they are put to the sword. 3. We still don't have any miners for that mine because all the laborers were killed
DO YOU HAVE A WAY OUT OF KILLING HER that will leave Tracy satisfied
>>36594
>eating body and wearing skin
I take it back...
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Hey. 1. Commie nations tend to have 20% or fewer actual communists, with the rest being oppressed victims of leftist totalitarianism who long for freedom, tradition, and the nation. 2. Infidels must be given a chance to renounce their previous convictions and to follow the true path of America, Capitalism, and Football before they are put to the sword. 3. We still don't have any miners for that mine because all the laborers were killed
DO YOU HAVE A WAY OUT OF KILLING HER that will leave Tracy satisfied
>>36594
>eating body and wearing skin
I take it back...
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>>36593
>particularly significant unicorn
Could you tell me why she is important so I can consider my path of domestic relations? I promise not to meta fag, +Torc hasn't been involved yet so he could stll stop this...
>Elway approves
Can we get the TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FOOTBALL so we don't have to guess what pleases Elway?
>particularly significant unicorn
Could you tell me why she is important so I can consider my path of domestic relations? I promise not to meta fag, +Torc hasn't been involved yet so he could stll stop this...
>Elway approves
Can we get the TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FOOTBALL so we don't have to guess what pleases Elway?
>>36597
Here's the rule page from /sp/
No he can't get involved. He's in Krenshall and he has no idea Troll is in danger. No meta-fagging in the way of Trump and Tracy's secret covenant
The Entertron exists, if you want to give her another go.
Here's the rule page from /sp/
No he can't get involved. He's in Krenshall and he has no idea Troll is in danger. No meta-fagging in the way of Trump and Tracy's secret covenant
The Entertron exists, if you want to give her another go.
>>36597
>so we don't have to guess
I crafted two Phylacteries of Faithfulness for a reason.. They're supposed to warn you before you do anything against your alignment...
>so we don't have to guess
I crafted two Phylacteries of Faithfulness for a reason.. They're supposed to warn you before you do anything against your alignment...
>>36596
>take it back
It's too late: Lord Elway has spoken. You must strip the raw-hide of the unicorn, and present the jacket to the shrine as an offering.
>take it back
It's too late: Lord Elway has spoken. You must strip the raw-hide of the unicorn, and present the jacket to the shrine as an offering.
>>36605
Oh fuck off. I've been doing my due diligence to talk about football wherever possible, to spread it and so forth. I've given freaking philosophical analyses of football, what it is, and it's roll on society, and I haven't heard any of the like from you
Oh fuck off. I've been doing my due diligence to talk about football wherever possible, to spread it and so forth. I've given freaking philosophical analyses of football, what it is, and it's roll on society, and I haven't heard any of the like from you
>>36605
And there's also the fact that I took the effort to contact him, set up a dialogue, get all of that, and do it all at 3am the night before I had an exam.\r
And there's also the fact that I took the effort to contact him, set up a dialogue, get all of that, and do it all at 3am the night before I had an exam.\r
>>36608
>ingrate
I didn't say I didn't appreciate it. I just said that Infernius deserves the same, especially since he's been trying so hard to get something like that.
>ingrate
I didn't say I didn't appreciate it. I just said that Infernius deserves the same, especially since he's been trying so hard to get something like that.
>>36609
I saw that "more"...
mlpol's own Atlas is an actual national socialist, and he has a pretty funny sarcastic attitude that would make a great Hitlrr or Rockwell character. He's joined in RPG's before so maybe he'll be interested. He works all the time but he's free a few hours late at night every now and then, so maybe I can ask him to provide something, if we can get a few questions for Infernius to ask him
I saw that "more"...
mlpol's own Atlas is an actual national socialist, and he has a pretty funny sarcastic attitude that would make a great Hitlrr or Rockwell character. He's joined in RPG's before so maybe he'll be interested. He works all the time but he's free a few hours late at night every now and then, so maybe I can ask him to provide something, if we can get a few questions for Infernius to ask him
>>36610
>how does he feel about thez?
>what is his bidding?
>will he aid me to save the earth ponies from the ziggers?
>how does he feel about the football religion?
>how can we conquer the continent the fastest?
>how to get to space?
>how does he feel about thez?
>what is his bidding?
>will he aid me to save the earth ponies from the ziggers?
>how does he feel about the football religion?
>how can we conquer the continent the fastest?
>how to get to space?
>>36616
>how tall his Tracy in the game?
Gosh, idk anymore... Four feet? She goes about alternating between bipedal and quadrupedal though..
>how tall his Tracy in the game?
Gosh, idk anymore... Four feet? She goes about alternating between bipedal and quadrupedal though..
I don't like the math for Steamponk.
I assumed a volume of 0.75m^3
At densitys of the metals I assumed (gold at 19300kg per cubic meter, and bronze at 7700kg) We are looking at a hoers that weighs over 100 US tons. (Distribution being 1 part gold per 2 parts bronze)
>TLDR, steamponk needs to lay off the cupcakes
I assumed a volume of 0.75m^3
At densitys of the metals I assumed (gold at 19300kg per cubic meter, and bronze at 7700kg) We are looking at a hoers that weighs over 100 US tons. (Distribution being 1 part gold per 2 parts bronze)
>TLDR, steamponk needs to lay off the cupcakes
>>36623
That's not the way to do it. Just take the weight and density of pony, and then adjust it to the density of metal, maybe subtract from that number any way the robot is leaner
That's not the way to do it. Just take the weight and density of pony, and then adjust it to the density of metal, maybe subtract from that number any way the robot is leaner
>>36628
Horses aren't solid cubes so that's not quite the way to go about it. A few years ago I calculated out the size of the little ponies with a few friends in college. We determined they were approximately the size of human females, but smaller. So maybe something like 100 pounds. I figured for this game that Tracy is about 80 pounds. I can't find the density of horses, but I suspect it's a little less than the density of water. Bronze is 8.7 times the density of water. So a solid bronze Tracy statue is something like 720 pounds. I seriously doubt a pony robot would be solid metal though
Horses aren't solid cubes so that's not quite the way to go about it. A few years ago I calculated out the size of the little ponies with a few friends in college. We determined they were approximately the size of human females, but smaller. So maybe something like 100 pounds. I figured for this game that Tracy is about 80 pounds. I can't find the density of horses, but I suspect it's a little less than the density of water. Bronze is 8.7 times the density of water. So a solid bronze Tracy statue is something like 720 pounds. I seriously doubt a pony robot would be solid metal though
Did a couple posts get deleted just now?
>>36652
Yes, GM is kill. He has not been seen since that post many hours ago. He probably has meat space stiuff. I know I had to move today then so family stuff and be asked by my dad about the job search...
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Yes, GM is kill. He has not been seen since that post many hours ago. He probably has meat space stiuff. I know I had to move today then so family stuff and be asked by my dad about the job search...
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>>36654
I kind of didn't directly say it. He asked if I had heard back and I sort of said "eh," I didn't tell him I got formal rejection letters from everywhere I interviewed..
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I kind of didn't directly say it. He asked if I had heard back and I sort of said "eh," I didn't tell him I got formal rejection letters from everywhere I interviewed..
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