Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
*Finishes butchering monsters and feeds the giblets to her angels*
>*sounds of monster bird-thingy sizzling in a deep fryer*
[relaxed pony noises]
>>35533 →>Lenos is GoneRIP Lenos. May he make a great coat or suit of armor
>>35539*Boops Pony*
*Back rubs pony*
>>35536Norfilly is making
the supreme, ultimate Fasce with all those sticks. Creatures of all kinds shall migrate from across the continent to behold its glory; minstrels shall sing ballads of it's power. We're talking about an artifact-tier relic here; a true legend in the making.
>>35542*weeps at the sheer beauty*
>>35542>Making an artifactThe ability to craft artifacts has been lost
>Image of a Mercury DimeWhat'd Tracy do with that dime Trumpaladin gave her?
>>35543It is really pretty. Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
>>35545id like the pillars of my cathedral to be stone fasces.
>>35546How are you going to make the axe head appear at the top?
>>35547Oh I see. The axe is in the bundle on the edge, not necessarily at the top
>>35543You know what Johnny Cash asked about the faggot behind the faggot? This is the ultimate faggot, crafted from 88 hand-selected rods.
>'Many rods of common grain: Together they form an unbreakable faggot.'>>35544>dimeIt's in her room, beneath the jibbernigger skeleton.
>>35546That goes without saying.
>>35547The axe blades could be omitted if we're talking about stone columns. Think of the Lincoln memorial
>this is where Lincoln logs come from >>35540Oh he's just fraternizing, don't read too much into it.
>>35549Oh look, someone caught one of the many metaphors to the riddle
>>35550It was really late; I had to re-read it the next morning.
>>35550Are we(the faggots) characters in a rpg?
>>35545>Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildingsThat's one of the two in the U.S. House of Representatives, beside the speaker's podium.
>>35553Yeah I know. They exist on the top of Congress as well, and in the Supreme Court
Behold! The Almighty Faggot!
Tracy is okay with Trumpaladin having multiple waifus
>>35552My faggot might be a noob...
>>35560Hehehehehehe
>>35564Does the outcome of a fight alter the truth?
>>35565it proves who the best husbando is.
>>35564Cuz this is grade-school n sheeit
>>35569>Why wouldn't it matter?Any excuse for a nice duel.
>>35572So you cede to me that thez is best waifu?
>>35573By Paladin's code I am not allowed to lie
>>35575it wouldn't be a lie though.
*makes anti-mage daggers*
>*Faggot researches a bit*
Hey, could Tracy make a Chu-Ko-Nu crossbow attachment to one of her animated gauntlets, like Guts's repeating bow-gun in Berserk? Now that I look at it, a Chu-Ko-Nu doesn't actually require fingers to operate, since it has a pump instead of a trigger.
>>35577It doesn't even normally require a crank. Guts's bow is modified so it can be reloaded easily.
>>35577A pair of dubs confirm, I'm surprised it took this long for you to suggest it. Its a relatively simple mechanism too. Range isn't the greatest, but for a repeating crossbow, who cares?
Fucking hell, You guys where active while I was gone. Whats up?
>>35580thez is confirmed best waifu.
>>35579The repeating crossbow is one hell of a lot larger than the gauntlets. That's not an attachment
>>35581Wrong
>>35581Tell me something I didn't know
>>35582>wrongYou are fake news
>>35582well that's just like your opinion man.
>>35581*blushes, cuz doesn't know how to handle flattery*
>>35582As an attachment, yes. I just meant the crossbow in general.
>>35585i head off to the bazaar.
>>35586Looking for anything in particular?
>>35587Anything that can get 2 men, a minotaur, a smol hoers, and a dwarf/elf to LEO
>>35588Call it, they've got mundane items coming out of the gills. Its magic stuff they're short on.
>>35589Law Enforcement Officer?
>>35582It could be built into the bracer, like Guts's bow (he doesn't have an arm inside that thing; it's just all mechanical). His bow, in canon, would only fire 30-40~ feet, but it saved him countless times when he was getting charged by a hoard of monsters.
>>35586I thought the bazaar was kill after the Drow left?
>>35583Sighs... wondering if there was anything to defend...
I just wanted my waifu to be best waifu... >>35591>no arm>mechanicalYou just gave me an idea.
>>35591No the bazaar is still active, but they're not getting swank-ass items in since no drow.
>>35590LEO= Low Earth
Is this an earthlike planet? Orbit
In the meantime, where is everyone and what is going on?
>>35591I don't know what Guts is but I'm guessing it's not D&D. Get a proper repeating bow so it can have some degree of range and damage and not be added to that heap of weapons you never use.
>>35589They used dimension door or something mundane I'll bet. Do you know the plane?
>>35594Why? Besides, I've already been to Low Earth Orbit
>>35594LEO
You mean like the Tower?
>>35595Guts is from BASTARD. Its essentially D&D but not quite, but its passable. I'll think on it.
>>35597T-the tower can go full Saturn V?
Also, can Torc get some skills/feats/stat upgrades because lvl or????
>>35598We have a holodeck where you can train to get feats
>>35595>it's not D&DThis is not D&D: it's mixed nuts.
And she'll definitely use it if she can load it with anti-magick tracking bolts
>Wizard/monster would have to fish every single hooked projectile out of their flesh before they can use any magick> heap of weapons you never useWhich ones? She's got a sword, knives, and a chain. I guess there's that composite bow, but I really only wanted a crossbow in the first place.
>I don't know what Guts isGuts is from Berserk: one of my favorite manga.
>>35600>Wizard/monster is disabled because of shot from small arm crossbowI don't think that's how it works
>>35601Is Thez not good enough for you? Why you gotta make her look like other girls?
>>35598I had hinted at it back when Trump wanted some levels in space-marine,....
>>35601"I dunno about the Wendy's outfit, but Raven and Zelda are hawt."
>leash/rope"THIS"
>>35602Yeah, I have to agree, that's a bit of a stretch. Dimeterium is an otherwise unknown ore in
this world. It will take alot of trial and error to make stuff like insta-no-magic arrows.
>>35604As long as it goes Apollo 11 and not Apollo 1 I'm will be happy.
Did Torc ever get telescope mirrors?
>>35600>This is not D&D: it's mixed nuts.this.
>>35601>pics relatedfor infernuis.
>>35603why you gotta fuck trollestia when you have tracy?
>>35604Wait. We can get dog leashes?
>>35601Pls. Pick up second dog leash. Strong. Very strong. Like a steel chain or tough leather
>>35601Remember in the Witcher III, when Dikstra slipped a dimerterium ring onto Philippa's toe while she was in owl form, so she couldn't change back?Dimerterium nerfs the crap out of mages: they can't do shit if they're touching it. By far one of the best materials in the game (and one of the most expensive).
>>35608Plz no hurt my precious mage
>>35606>why you gotta fuck trollestia when you have tracy?In retrospect not one of my smartest moves
>>35608Yeah, we need to preserve some balance and fairness, so no silver bullets
>>35604"me glad me picked out something you liked."
>>35611Oh god, If thats my fucking alternative I'll take Tracy fucking up Torc's haggis anyday
>>35615You keep your haggis away from my waifu
>>35614Um... Can I get the girdle and Suigoto from Thez? Also, can I get a listing of Suigito's stats and abilities?
>>35616Actually, considering haggis is guts, with some blood, Tracy should probally eat haggis to help curve her thirst for blood and guts
>>35617+3 base attack, +7 on sunder attempts
Mythrium (hardness 25).
Shaped like a Bokken, with a jagged (cutting, but crude) edge on the backside of the (blunt) 'blade'.
>>35618>haggis prevails"Is there more haggis?" Darkie pokes his head in.
>>35618Are we talking literal haggis or metaphorical haggis here?
>>35619What is the damage die?
>>356201d8 (with bastard sword rules for 1 or 2 hands)
>>35620Yes
>>35619GM, do I get to pick any feats or skills for Torc because leveling up or am I wasting my time asking?
>>35609Ikr. I used the bombs every time I had to fight a construct or elemental. Works like a charm. The only annoying part is that you can't cast signs while you're in the cloud, but it's worth it if you know how to roll properly.
>>35612>no silver bulletsWhat if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us? Or swarms of epic-level wolfpires? I'd like to have some silver bullets.
>balance and fairnessTo Tartarus with that Bolshevik nonsense. Mages could go for some buttdevestation anyway.
It wouldn't work unless they're touching the metal anyway, unless you managed to make a splash-weapon/bomb that could scatter shavings in the air.
>>35622Normally, only on level up. However, cuz holodeck you can work on and develop them whenever
>>35623>What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us?Then use the shit loads of other haxxor GM gave you. If that's difficult, then get creative
>>35624"hey thez uh do you still have those arms?"
>>35623That second pic was from /qa/, in reference to the /mlpol/ merge, btw.
>>35629No, I remember it. I remember...
>>35628"you know me wasn't in me right mind then, me sorry me gave them back."
>>35625If it's too easy, just up the difficulty.
Why do you care so much about "balance" anyway? Weren't you complaining about mages being OP just last week?
>>35632Newb question, what does OP mean in this context? Its obv. not Original Poster
>>35632It's far more difficult to craft things right than you appreciate. It's very easy to break a game with something being off kilter. The D&D rules are fine tuned for the best play, and deviating from them creates risk of making things too easy, too difficult, or unfair
>>35637I'm arguing for why it shouldn't deviate too drastically
>>35636I'm not convinced of this. There are an exceptional number of details that I get the impression were half-assed or ill-conceived.
>>35638more rules don't necessarily make a better story.
>>35639>>35640Then deviate from those details. But just tossing in more shit doesn't necessarily make anything better either
>>35636>break a game>Dimerterium boltsHow is that a game-breaker? It'd mostly just be useful to stop monsters from using annoying spell-like abilities easily, or to nerf a mage long enough to slash him before he can fish the bolt out, it wouldn't do shit to a melee fighter or a large monster.
>Muh D&DThis isn't D&D.
>>35641as long as we have gm to sort it all out,i'm not to worried.
>Torc's faggot leans back as everyone os debating about D&D rules
>Remembers killing Klefka with a well thought out meme and a bit of luck
I'm fucking glad
>>35645Fug, I didn't finish
I'm glad we stray from D&D rules
>>35646>>35645That was the Implosion Spell. It's in the D&D list. You should read the wizard spell list sometime
>>35647Don't ruin my fucking fun
>>35640This, desu…
>>35641>tossing in more shit doesn't necessarily make anything betterWhy not? More shit to play with = more fun.
>>35649>>35647No. He should only use memes. The memes count as arcane preparation.
>>35651>should only use memes.he should do whichever one he wants.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Sorcerer/Wizard_Spell_ListGM, will you accept this?
If so, what lvl
srry I always forget and schools of magic?
>>35652The memes are what make it fun. Like when he used Recreational Nuke to finish Kefka.
>>35653>I always forgetThis is another reason to use moar memes.
>>35654yeah you're right that was pretty funny.
>>35642Can Darkie give an overview of the past party - his party?
>>35656This RPG needs moar memes. I feel like the players have rulecucked themselves a little bit and forgotten to shitpost.
Is there a place outside the stables that Tracy can semi-safely take her birds? It can't be healthy for them to be cooped-up in there.
Also, their official names are Sam and Bunny, because reasons.
>>35656Can you post Infernius's Character sheet?
>>35660You are right next to a forest in a mountain range
>>35662Awww, now I want to build a Flesh Golem..>>35663They're as big as elephants, you know.
>>35659>needs more shitpostingA dial appears infront of Torcuil labeled "OP SHITPOSTING POWERS." It is currently set to "calm, you can't be that weird." Torc turns it to "THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES"
Remember, you unleashed this evil...
I can't wait to have my PC back this week. Then my shitposting can be better >>35664What's your point? If you can't take them outside, you can't, and if you can, then you can
>>35666OH NOW YOU TURN THE TRIPS BACK ON
>>35661yea.
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 17
hp 135
Fort Refl Will
+10 +5 +10
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off
Feats
>Dodge>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts>Soul-Mate>Favored of Deity>Leadership 25>Two-Weapon Fighting psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive
inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) ,
belt +5 str
gloves of sparking
8 grenades
cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth
skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
4 intimidation
2 tracking
>>35664fucking do it!,please?>>35666>>35664awww he's got a point though you gotta take em outside sometime
>>35663It's an idea though.
She just wants to take them out a bit. They need to be properly trained too.
*gives a little bit of fried fiend to each bird as special treat*
>>35666quad-nerfing meanieI meant like a balcony or something. Somewhere high-up where they can get some fresh air look down at the world.
>>35667Ikr
>>35668I want to build all kinds of constructs.Is there a facility in the shop that assembles constructs?
>>35668Don't you have at least one level in Wilder
>PrestonWait. Your character has a surname?
>>35672yea to both questions(its psion)
>>35674"uatchit,we are going bear hunting."
>>35670>>35667It's not back on, there's just a feature in the code that means that posts from moderator logins still receive trip or quad numbers
>>35675But did you pick up the cosplay items first?
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu>This would be fine, but when everyone else is adventuring with theirs I get boredWelp, I guess Torc decides to investigate that one place him and Thez ended up
>>35680This
>>35681>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifuDude. Are you shitting me. Have you LOOKED at the d&d wiki entry for the Celestial Charger?
*Face Palms*
>>35658Yes
>>35659This
>>35664You're not a wizard
>>35668Cuz Y?
>>35670Constructs are complicated. There are machines that build the components of constructs, but no "Insta-golem" machines.
>>35681I've been envying that Horse for a long time. If you're not going to use her then can I have her?
>>35686Me playing Torc. I honestly don't even know what I'm doing 420% of the time
>>35684As long as your waifu doesn't kill her first
Honestly, I never wanted a Torc/Troll relationship, but you guys layed the shit down so I tried and now regret it.
>>35689maybe gm will let you have
Ponk >>35690Waifus are Drama. But Goddamn I'd love a Celestial Charger as a Paladin's mount
>>35689>As Long as your waifu doesn't kill her firstAdmittedly that's a bit of a hurdle to overcome
*Puts anti-magick daggers in pouch*
Btw, how big are the stables? It has dividers, but how many spaces?
>>35689Care to help get rid of her?
>>35691Oh God. If you think Trollestia is pure evil (and she is) Ponk will be a billion times worse
>>35693I never approved the anti-magic daggers, I just said that daggers were available, and that was directed mostly at Trump, cuz he doesn't have any.
>>35696hey i want to go weapon shopping now.
>>35696Okay..
Can she still make some hooked punching daggers?
>>35697I want to raid Cardishore asap. I'm a Thief, but I haven't stolen anything yet.
>>35662>>35695Torc should create his own waifu. It'd be a breakthrough in NEET-Wizard innovation.
>>35699>ASAPOne does not simply raid Cardishore. That's enemy territory and unlike last time they know who you are
>>35702You'll get more weapons in the tower
>>35703i bet they have some super high quality stuff though.
>>35702>do they have weapons They'd better freaking still have her knives, or people are going to get hurt really badly.
>>35701>they know who you are>DisguiseI feel like a challenge.
>>35696Um.... Any chance I can get Trollestia as a Paladin's Mount? I've noticed she has very strict motivation requirements, where any request has to be framed through one of two things that she cares about (reducing suffering, and sowing discord) but once you have one or both of those, she'll do almost anything to that end
>>35705>>35706ill help for some dope ass weapons and maybr torc could find a robo pinkie pie there.
>>35706Just take Trumpaladin with you...
I want to pose as setting up a reality TV series
>>35708It's not a shopping mall. It's an enemy stronghold and an allegorical representation of social media
>>35708>steampunk robo-pinkie pieJust when I thought this couldn't get better
>>35705Now you're talking.
>>35703>You'll get more weapons in the towerI still want to steal things! I didn't play a rogue to get everything fair and square.
>>35713What is there to steal? I think you are not understanding what this location is like
>>35712Oh thats just fucking cold as ice m8
>>35711>Steam-PonkFund it.
Try talking to the gnomes about it.
>>35717ill help you in cardishore.
>>35717THIS
Krenshall is Japan in this game. It has Hitech stuff. You want stuff, go there. Cardishore is Facebook. It has nothing but soulless drones.
>>35718See
>>35719Cardishore is basically morodor, more so than the Court City. there's nothing of value there, but much evil
>>35719Has Torc been to Krenshall before? Where is it?
Help, plz I confused.
>>35717>>35718>invests 2 bitcoin >>35720im sure they confiscated some nice weapons, and plus i suspect (((they have something vaulable there.
>>35709Trumpaldin would have to be lawful and wait in line though...
He could still come though., She'll just do her thing separately.
>>35714>What is there to steal?EVERYTHING! Weapons, clothes, body parts, wonderous items money. Literally anything she can get away with, she'll take.
>>35721It's only been visited by Tracy and Trumpaladin and only briefly. But they will craft anything for you with money
>>35723>Wait in lineKek. I'm much too important for that. I'll be making my own reality TV series, commercials, WWE fights, and so forth
>>35724I'm assuming its the red one.
Torc needs a ride...
>>35727"uh c-can i be a part of that?"
>>35729>Torc needs a horse to get a horse>>35730He can't teleport somewhere he hasn't been..
Can he?
>mount spellThat'll work
>>35731Oh you'd dominate in Cardishore
>>35732RIDE. TROLLESTIA! They will be impressed that you have a pretty Unicorn! They were impressed when I had Fae the last time we were there
>>35733*excited minotuar noises*
"will you be my manager?"
>>35735Oh My God we have our story. We are infiltrating the fuck out of Cardishore
"Hell yes I will be. You ready to beat the shit out of a bunch of people?"
>>35734>Implying my shitposting powers won't be enough to impress themNo, no Trollestia....
Also, where the hell is GM?
>>35736"Infernuis ready to open up a can of Whoop-Ass"
>>35734Why would he ride something when he's on a quest to assemble the parts to replace it? That's both insensitive and counter-intuitive.
>>35737If you fail, you can use your pocket spaghetti defense system
>Where is GMGM is kill
>No TrollestiaYour neglect of your literal godtier mount makes me sad
>>35738"Only one can?"
>>35739Krenshall is the better location for sex robots, Desu
>>35741My new goal is to piss you off by ignoring Trollestia as much as I can
>>35742"To kick ass you gotta think big. We're thinkin' big, and we're gonna go big. Believe me"
\r
>>35743Your mount has more magical buffs than Cauchemar Tracy!
>>35741>Your neglect of your literal godtier mount makes me sadDitto.Also, did she ever agree to being a "mount"? I don't think she ever said that. They just had one date.
>>35743Her body has got to have some sweet materials.
>>35746>koolaid man bursts through wall"OOOOHHH YEAH"
>>35747This, it was a date involving a rape, later Torc said he was trying because he imagined something that was never there. Troll agreed, but told Torc not to sell himself short. That was their last interaction.
I call the horn
>>35747How could your possibly forget that line where Trollestia said to Torcuil "I am here for you as your steed and ally," clearly friend-zoning him? It was funny as fuck to see him friend-zoned, but it was also her telling him he can ride her in a non-sexual way probably pretty much at will
>>35747We're so taking that horn. Her bracers too
>>35746"You'll even be able to thank hitler on television after you win. Just look at the expression in the jew's faces"
>>35749"MEIN GOTT! YOU ARE BENUIS TRUMP!"
>>35749Haha, I called the Horn first...
Ugh, I gotta wait for GM so Torc can engineer a steampunk waifu...
>>35750"It'll get even better when you punch a kike Journalist's face in on TV. And the looks of the others dying who just can't even as you quote the fuher while punching jews will be the best television there is. We'll have yuge ratings, believe me"
>>35751No, I made a pact with Tracy to kill her, so I get first pick. Well, maybe Tracy, but close enough
e_e
Whoever said I left? I just stopped responding.
>>35753For reasons I cannot understand Torcuil does not want Trollestia as a mount. Can I mount her?
>>35748You can have the horn. It'd be most useful with him.
Tracy will save some of the blood for Taylor, because reasons.
The rest of the carcass belongs to Tracy through.
Fyi. Tracy is now hunting all Celestials too now, instead of just fiends. Fug Celestials, every single one of them.
>>35749>We're so taking that..Gets to have the bracers if he actually kills her, but only if he actually, seriously goes through with it.
>>35751If the citizens of Krenshal are autistic as legends say, steampunk waifus might be a hit.
>>35754NO! >>35755Have you thought of strategies for how to do it? I've pondered a few
>>35756It all depends on circumstances.
Tracy will only stike when she gets the urge to.
>>35753To me halting responces might as well be leaving.
Can Torc get to Krenshal?
>>35759He just said he's willing to kill her. What kind of shallow prick would still ride her?
Also, he can just summon a horse, or turn into a Pegasus.
>>35759Torc using the Mount spell to summon a shetland pony and rides it to Krenshal
Torc/Troll isn't gonna happen, even as rider/mount so shut up >>35760He shouldn't be willing to kill her!
I think I'd do it...>>35761I'm not asking you to marry her, just accept her offer as steed/ally!
>>35762Top Fucking Kek!
>>35763Why do you insist on him accepting when she's just going to die in a couple session anyway?
>>35765Thx. I still can't believe some people knit sweaters for them, it's adorable.
>>35767This
>>35766They truely are
Now to begin my autistic planning, what fucking class would a steampunk Pinkie Pie be?
>>35767he doesn't want to wast a resource.
>>35765>>35764>Shetland pony speed: 40>Celestial Charger speed: 60Fuck I'd love to put horseshoes of the peerless steed on a celestial charger.
>>35770This.
>>35769she could be a warforged race those are pretty powerful desu, as far as class im not sure.
>>35772Does Tracy really have to exterminate every other magical beast for you to be happy? Because she would definitely do that.
>Implying speed matters in this case>>35773Pinkie would be a Bard.
Bard is also the favored class of the Gnomes, coincidentally.
>where's GMCuz you haven't figured out what I do on monday nights?
>>35697For what?
>>35700I think I alluded to "no".
>>35703>>35704>>35705e_e
>>35706e\\_/e
>>35707Is that a serious question?
>>35719Oh look, someone paid attention. Ty for that.
>>35721That's a no.
>>35727*sigh*
>>35728The purple one actually
>>35741He says, literally occupying the streaming room GM has been monitoring
>>35751>steampunk waifuSo many levels of "No"
>>35754OH no
>>35755What bracers?
>>35758See above.
>>35769e_e
>>35774>>35774I hope she puts up the fight of her life...
>>35775Kek. I love you. Have I ever told you that?
Now, given just how kick ass a character is being thrown to the wolves by its master...
>>35775You weren't here to say no
Its to late GM
Besides, it doesn't have to be an OP one
>>35776>MasterStop imagining things you idiot
>>35775>What bracers?Idk. Trump's faggot something about bracers, but I don't recall any.
>>35776>I hope she puts up the fight of her life…Why though?
>>35780This
>>35778>too lateTorcuil explodes in a display of gore and blood spatter, rematerializing in the Entertron.
>>35784I didn't say "no fun", that was for suggesting it was too late to say no. Its
never too late.
>>35786You ain't letting Torc has his waifu
>Press F to pay respects >>35787TALK TO TROLLESTIA! A girl friend zones you and your response is to kill her? Jesus, what's wrong with you?
>>35787Pay respects to whom? Torcuil is right
there, next to the blood splotch that used to be Torcuil.
>no crazy steampunk waifuCry me a river
>>35790he just wants party pone.
>>35785>she deserved betterAre we still talking about Tracy here?
Yeah, she does.>>35787Even if it were a hopeless endeavor, a that wouldn't stop a wizard NEET from believing/trying. It'd be a good motivation for him to venture to Krenshal, even if he doesn't succeed.
>>35789She'll be dead in two weeks. Stop shipping.
>>35791Yes, but anything I approve a "Just a" idea, I get hammered with "Well then this, that, the other thing, the other thing's pet dog, their dog's pet hamster,...." demands/requests. You'll pardon me if I am reticent in approving a robo-ponk.
>>35792Trollestia deserved better
>>35789It isn't the friendzone, its the fact I've never liked her
>>35793Then give me the real ponk
I don't want WELL SHE HAS FUCKING LASERS, AND ROCKETS SO SHE CAN FLY AND SHE'S INVINCIBLE AND AND AND... I just want hoers>>35792Torc tries again, with a new shetland this time
Nice pics btw
>>35796Cuz real Pinkie is less haxxor. e_e
>>35797You gave him haxxor with Trollestia. Holy shit she's powerful
pls pls pls I he won't take her can I have her?>>35799Oh come on!
>>35795Yeah, she doesn't but she really should've thought of that before she went to town with Tracy's husband.
It wouldn't be in character to not-kill her at this point.
>>35799I wouldn't mind seeing some moar Pony NPCs, desu.
>>35800>*mental stabbing* >>35800Will you fuck off with Trollestia?
>>35799She doesn't have to be OP, hell she doesn't have to be that good with combat. Just a mount/waifu/companion for Torc.>>35802Yes
>>35800>Holy shit she's powerfulNot everyone want relationships purely for the sake of power, Mr. Paladin.
>>35800The main balancing point I have for OP characters is IDGAF. Trollestia is powerful, but she can't be motivated to do much, and will troll players who make her try to. Ponk would be likewise.
>>35803>Ponk>not OPRiiiiiiiight
>>35801https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPX-mW4l1rUYou can't let something that beautiful go to waste
>>35806I never said I wanted breaking of the forth wall, though the baking skills might be nice
>>35808e_e You said Ponk. The term/concept "Ponk" is a sextup-ally bladed one, and one I'm certain to regret haphazardly approving.
>>35806I would seriously be scared shitless of a hostile ponk encounter.
>>35808One does not simply nerf ponk.
>>35811This. Like how the hell is ponk anything other than Trollestia but much more so?
>>35811That image is gonna be my new reocuring nightmare
>>35809>>35810Soo... yes? Kinda? Maybe?
>>35813I said I'd think about it. Robo-Ponk is like Cyber-Akuma.
Meaning, a boss fight >>35813Just go talk to Trollestia! You can't just kill off waifus and allies you don't like and just poof replace them with magical ones
Lord knows I would have done that a very long time ago
>>35814GM, I am sadden that we have a ride-able cleric among our allies and the most the rider wants out of her is her severed horn
>>35816Fuck that's a cute picture. I meant they'd have the same personalities - they love causing chaos
>>35814Regular Ponk sound scarier, desu.
>>35819Top kek
>>35814>I finally decide to be a bit of a bitch and ask for something just a tiny bit unreasonable>GM turns it into a boss fightHello darkness my old friend...
>>35817Torc doesn't care about Troll, he even admits he imagined them having something but it wasn't there
>>35816*Trumpaldin goes and picks up Pony, holding her between his arms. Because she's cute now*
>>35820Steed and ally!
>>35817It's good that he doesn't want her, because she has to die at this point.
Stop lingering on it.
>same personalitiesPonk is not nearly as simple. One does not simply generalize the motives of Ponk.
>>35820>boss fightThat was a metaphor/reference. It was to illustrate the severity of what you're asking for.
>didn't happen immediately so hateI said I'd think about it >>35822>Ponk is not nearly as simple.Well yeah. I think she'd be even scarier to deal with than Trollestia
>She has to die at this pointC-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
>>35823"D'aww. You're so cute Tracy"
*rocks little pony back and forth between his arms*
*rubs his face against pony fur*
>>35824I never said I hate, and I didn't get the reference.
>>35821Fuck off >>35825>C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?I thought you'd get bent out of shape about it, but sure... She'd gladly share with her husband..
>tfw wanted to freak him out by eating the unicorn's corpse in front of him...Do you intend for him to wear that skin under the other two suits of armor.
Also, to tartarus with this meta-faggotry
They are now discussing the above via dialogue/telepathy.
Say something.
>>35830"Sad. I read some stuff about the future of MLP and I haven't been able to get it out of my head...."
>>35827Are you familiar with Native American Tradition and mythology? Using every part of the animal is a way to be respectful to the slain...
She still deserves better
>>35828"Are you sure you need to kill her Tracy? Surely there must be something she can do for you? Did you know she insisted on me being nicer to your birds?"
>>35832NA trad./myth
Quite. In NA tradition, you don't kill what you don't need to.
>>35833"Not just that,... its the ride. I only just got on,...."
>>35833Poor appel hoers. What the hell is hasbro thinking?
So, I guess I have nothing to do.
>sits around waiting for something >>35834Do you know a way out of this?
>>35831>>35835Fuck, I'd just like to know what city I'll be living in in nine months. I can't plan two years ahead. I can't care about things that distant in the future
>>35832>implying she gives a shit about NPC utility*blank stare implies conviction*
*nuzzles chest*
>>35839*Gives thousand yard stare*
*pets*
"How do you want to do it and when?"
*Kind of shaking*
It's not just NPC utility, it's that he's being forced to murder a (relative) innocent because of his fuckery >>35837>a way out>implyingThere is no other way, Anon.
>>35837"How could I? OC? Rallying under a banner? Petitions?"
>>35836You can still venture to Krenshall, you can shop or devise or construct items as you like, just no robo-Ponks. And limitations are only cuz its friggin Monday.
>>35838"I'm not so sure. I've lost plenty of things, have grown accustomed to it. What kills me is seeing those who I've come to appreciate losing what is important to
them that makes it hard."
>>35842Torc summons yet
another shetland and heads to krenshall
Plz let there be a quest in need of a wizard there >>35842"you no have to worry about losing infernuis"
*smiles and hugs*
>>35840"I don't know when, Flashy, but don't let it worry you."
*helps to chair*
"Are you alright, Flashy? I can take you to bed if you're tired."
>relatively innocentNot from Tracy's perspective. To her, that's worth a dozen executions. She did the one thing she absolutely cannot forgive. >>35839>>35841"You know she has damage reduction that makes her damn near immune to anything but magical weapons right? And she can make magic circles to keep you out, and she can smite evil, and she can use her cleric powers for "sanctuary," and all sorts of other shit. She can teleport out too... that's the worst part."
>>35845"I am not tired, but there's something I'd like to do to you on a bed"
>>35845>Worth a dozen executionsNo shit. It's obvious to him that who she really wants to kill is him, but she is just deferring his death warrant onto her because killing him would get in the way of her ambitions (and I hope she's a little afraid of him by now...). And he's accepting Trollestia being sacrificed in his place. Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
>>35844*clutches tightly*
*sniff* "You,... you,... oaf," she hits him half-assedly, but ends up grabbing his fur and holding on.
>>35847Not him, just the part of him that compels him to act 'against her', which is a loose criteria, but one that works for her. IMO.
>>35848As I said before, the way in which the two of us... or four of us... look at the Tracy character is radically different from one another
>>35846>all this statistical bullshit[confused pony noises]
If you insist on doing that, do it in the previous thread, and spare the overboard the faggotry.>>35847In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both, but she forgives him because reasons
(I still wanna play the game), despite that seriously hurting her where it stings the most.
>killing him would get in the way of her ambitionsWhat ambitions? She loves him. Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him.
>I hope she's a little afraid of him by nowWhy?
>Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of JesusI didn't hadn't thought of it that way before, but sure-ish I guess... Tracy wouldn't have
intended to kill him though, so it's not exactly a trade-off.
Also, to hell with the meta-faggotry. Stop asking questions about her motives and gib dialogue if you wanna' play.
>>35848"me love you ana, forever."
I'm going to bed, it's not like Torc has anything to do anyway...
See y'all tomorrow
>>35850"Well, I'm sure you've fantasized about how you'd kill her before right? So how are you going to do it?"
>>35852It not personal, like I said,
its monday.
'Night!
>>35853"That doesn't matter right now, Flashy. Don't let it bother you. You'll know when you need to.
Let's get you to bed. You're trembling"
>>35855No, I understand. Its fine
>>35850>In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them bothExactly my point
>Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves himAnd killing him would get in the way of that
>Why?Being feared is a deterrence against being attacked
>>35856"I'll tremble all over you!"
\r
>>35857In fairness, I realize that Torcuil largely takes a back-seat to the ongoing action. This is partially because other characters are more assertive in their presentation/approach. Part of it too is because he's an enigmatic character. I see your point. This is his game as much as anyone's, and TBH, he started "rolling for stats" before anyone else anyway. I see what you're literally (and subliminally Xp) getting at though, and like I said; I'll think on it.
>>35858>And killing him would get in the way of thatWell, that and she doesn't want to kill the person that she loves, even if part of her wants to stab him.
>Deterrence>ImplyingYou don't understand her homicidal tendencies. Her stabs aren't nearly as premeditated as you'd think. Fear isn't a deterrent for her, because she doesn't behave rationally.
>>35851"I know,... I couldn't ask for more,... but the anons. I worry about them. Some of them have been on the ride for half their lifetime. I can't imagine."
[1d20 = 18]>>35860>she doesn't behave rationally.Sighs
Grapple roll on horse pussy
>>35861It'll be five years for me in a week
>>35858"~hmmmmm... Well, I hope I can do some of the trembling too.. Let's get you to bed though."
>>35861"me feel for my brothers,its all going to go downhill from here."
>>35862Aren't they still in the forge? Not that she'd resist,but don't mess with Lenos's equipment..
"..Unf!"
>>35863*Carries grappled pony to his bed*
>>35866Yes they are still in the forge
"Try not to drip all over every thing as we make our way up the tower Tracy...
Tracy... Would you like to start sleeping in my room? With me?"
>>35867>Implying she hasn't been breathing down his neck in his sleep"... I thought you'd never ask."
>>35864Her expression sharpens, her brow furrows, and her voice focuses. "NO. Its not over. I won't
let it. I don't know what we'll do, but there's still time."
And with that, I adjourn
for a measly 5 hours of sleep Xp >>35868*Puts lips to pony lips*
*Kisses her passionately while still holding her by the pussy, and runs up the stairs to try to get to a room, almost tripping along the way*
Wait really? I thought Tracy would refuse that and I was going to have to make Trumpaladin take Slovenia as his sort of public "queen" so he'd have someone to go places with him and sleep in his bed>>35870Goodnight
>>35872>>35870>>35871yea im going to sleep too,enjoy your erp guys.
>>35873My body is shutting down. I gotta crash.
No degeneracy 4 U tonight. You'll have to imagine it all yourself.
>>35875>>35874Tracy arrives in Trumpaladin's room. The formal one, where he sleeps when he sin't avoiding the tower. She had seen in before, and woken up in it, yet it still seems unfamiliar. Almost everything that can be gilded is, and so many of his damned trademarked products are hung on the walls or on cabinets
He Throws her on the bed and loves her, kissing her and rubbing her mane. After finishing in her, he curls up beside her. And the shivering returns
>>35859Rolling for stats? I'm confused....
>enigmaticApparently I'm playing him a bit too well
>subliminallyOh I seriously doubt you do
A few more shitty RPG poster memes for Torc, because I realized haven't posted any for wizards.
>>35880>Fourth picLightning is nice when you're making roast beef, but 4HP doesn't help when you're mauled to death by a lion
>Never give them alcoholThis is even more true for unicorns
Post paladin and knight memes pls
>>35880torc needs a Katana forged from glorious Nippon steel.
>>35882bost strong cleric memes.
>>35883He has a Dagger/Claymore that suits his character better.
>>35885no NEET is complete without a katana.
I swear I didn't make this one. It appeared in the Jewgle search.
>>35891if i wasn't playing infernuis id fugg #5
>>35884I've already posted most of my good ones for that.
By the way, I had Trumpaladin have an in character conversation with mlpol.net's John Elway ## Moderator, who served as Trumpaladin's Patron, John Elway. He gave guidance in the most hilarious way possible. I'll post screenshots when I don't have a take-home exam to do
>>35890reeeeee\r
>>35892She'd probably be chaste or something.
>>35895You should talk to that statue more often.
I g2g for a while again..
>>35892I'll post if I find any.
I don't want to use /tg/ with all that malware though...
>>35900Well fuck. I had completely missed it
>>35901i think there is a /tg/ on ininitycan as well.
>>35902Eh, there was nothing good imo on 4/tg/
>>35904yea its lost most quality anons. check out /qst/
>>35898Hiroshima recently installed some bullshit on every SFW board.
"..Hey, Infernius. Will could you help me out with these daggers?"
*holds out Assassins's Dagger diagrams*
>>35904There never really was that much.. They're all faggots.
>>35907>>35906If I'm being honest, I wouldn't really know cause I'm very newfag to chans in general
>>35907>Hiroshima recently installed some bullshit on every SFW board.link me to the thread on here, i looked for it but i can't find it.
>>35911all nips aren't like this guy right?
Tracy is once again in the forge, making knives and other sharp objects.
She has her wand with her (taken back while nobody was looking) and is working on a sweet-looking Bane dagger, humming to herself happily.
>>35917He was asleep. She didn't want to wake him up.
>>35907>>35916"oh hey tracy need some help with that."
>>35920She could make another one for him: they're dirt cheap to make. Summon Monster I is most useful for making Bane weapons, anyway.
>>35919"Oh, yeah, that'd bee much appreciated."
>>35921"me forgive you for cutting my balls off and burning me after me apologized for the eye thing."
>>35922"Oh, sure...
(very quietly: 'sorry') I thought I'd fix whatever was bugging you. I guess the issue must've been in your balls in the first place."
>>35923"me still want to be friends."
Trumpaladin wakes up alone. He wanders down to the printing area - the area with all of the machines - and looks over the machinery. He goes to the infirmary, and drops a certain critical vial off into cold storage.
He considers calling Fae, who he gad not seen since he left so abruptly, to ask her the progress on the training
>>35928"tracy why you feel need to stab?"
>>35930"It's my special talent. Everypony has one. It's an equine thing though, so you wouldn't understand.."
>>35931"why your cutey mark of Nicholas cage then?"
>>35932>slightly annoyed"A cutie mark doesn't necessarily reveal everything about a pony. Mine is one of the vague ones.."
>>35931"me was born in germaniegh i was among fillys in school before me was cast out."
>>35933>>35934"me know all about cutey marks, tracy."
>>35934"Oh. I've never been to Germaneigh though, although I've met ponies from there."
Torc continues riding the shetland he summoned
Boy, I sure hope no random encounters happen to Torc when GM gets back
Trumpaladin goes to the kitchen and summons a cake. He leaves it in the stable, with a handwritten note
"I am sorry"
>>35937Gee Wilerkers Torc That Would Just Be Terrible.
>>35940"A blond bitch named Aryanne. We didn't get along well, but we often crossed paths on /mlp/."
>>35941*nostalgic look*
"I wonder whatever happened to her.. We tried to kill eachother last time we met, but Anons always tried to insist that we had something in common.. "
A thought occurs to Trumpaladin. That rapier in the vault. He goes to the vault to retrieve it
>>35943We gave Darkie back his weapons, didn't we?
>>35941>>35942"really?! me knew Aryanne,she only person who ever talk to me before you guys."
>>35944I hope not. I don't recall him being given them back and GM didn't say anything when I mentioned taking one of the weapons. Of course, I wasn't there for the freeing of Darkie
>>35945Pretty sure that's one of the things he asked for in his deal.
Also, they weren't in the vault anyway.
>>35947That where you said you left them
>>35948I said she left them in the armory. The vault was full of spiders.
>>35947I didn't make that deal
If it was one of the things, pic so related
>>35949I see
*Trumpaladin looks for rapier and continues until he finds it or gets frustrated*
>>35950he loves money and he's an alright guy he won't cross us."
>>35953I don't think Onfernius is in range...
*sad paladin noises*
>>35952
You don't understand. That's not a normal rapier. That's a very high level, very expensive magical sword with the ability to drain constitution from an opponent through a touch attack. It's an epic way to reduce enemy hit points.
If he asked Tracy, she could forge him a punching-rapier or whatever he needed. She and Infernius are in the forge.
>>35945"She'd only talk to certain kinds of creatures. I guess there must be something about you half worth respecting.
>>35955I know. That why I wanted it so much. I just didn't want to be a loot whore, since it seemed people were bothered by it.
>>35957"she a good pony, me feel like she my sister."
>>35958But she's not your sister, so you're okay with your friend having sex with her right?
\r
>>35959you already have a waifu stick with her.
>>35966"It seems like my husband needs me for something."
>>35968"oh me come with me have some buissnes questions."
>>35969"Ah, wait, he's on his way here."
>>35970>>35969*Arrives in forge*
"Hey Tracy!"
*crouches down and opens arms*
*Sees Infernius, looks over at him with an uncertain expression, waiting for a response*
>>35971"Good morning, Flashy. Are you feeling better today?"
*puts down tools and walks over*
>>35971"hey freind when we go to cardishore"
>>35974*picks up pony*
"You want to ride a white knight?"
pic related
>>35975*glad he doesn't seem to be pissed off at him*
"I... I'm expecting it to be dangerous this time around. Darkie knows something about this realm and about Cardishore. I wouldn't want to go without asking him about that place first. Ask Thez and Lenos as well. People who know what's going on. Because we sure don't"
Question time cause I just had an idea for a boss.
Is there a bird/human race?
>>35976Why are you guys going to Cardishore?
>>35976"i haven't seen lennos in a few cycles."
>>35977>whyBecause Tracy's faggot and Infernius's faggot want it. I think it's smarter to delay, because I am expecting something big
>>35978"Yeah. Last I saw he was going to see the bitch dragon"
why does the black dragonne get to live,
while Trollestia, who did nothing wrong, has an execution date pending?>>35980Puts Tracy on his back
"D'aww. You're so cute. What are you up to this morning?"
>>35976>Because we sure don't"That just makes it more fun, doesn't it?"
>>35979Thats exactly the thing I was thinking of, thanks
>>35981>why does dragon live and troll dieBecause
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3A3hVn2iFjI >>35982Or, it means we piss off the GM with our stupidity and he gladly obliges when you all walk into a death trap, get killed, and lose all of your equipment. In your case, again.
>>35982Wait. That's in character
"Do you want your child to die? Because when you take risks, you're sharing them with your child. Now let's collect information, and know what to expect before we go"
>>35981>What are you up to"I've been making knives." she says, picking up a newly-finished dagger.
>>35985I'm not going in the front door this time.
>>35981"those scales looked pretty good, i bet it would make a nice sleeveless jacket."
>>35986"I'm not afraid.." *trails off*
>>35987Then wouldn't it be a good idea to find out ahead of time if there are lichs or magic shields or whatever waiting for you before you attempt to find a back door?
"Oh neat! what kinds of daggers...
I'z want dagger..."
>>35988"I know right! All sorts of beautiful stuff could be made from her. Armor, bar decorations, who knows what else"
>>35991"shes evil so its okay right?"
>>35992"Evil? Evil is one thing. Bitch killed five of my men.
My men. We killed humans - with dignity and rights - for doing far less back in Texas"
>>35991"Bane daggers."
*she holds out a wicked-dagger with a spiral pattern on it*
>>35993>>35992"I don't know how Lenos would feel about that..."
>>35989"Don't be afraid. Be
cautious"
>>35994*inspects dagger*
"Neat!"
*looks at her*
"Baned against
what?"
"Is Lenos still alive even? Or is he a jacket now?"
>>35994wicked-looking*
>>35995"Magical beasts... Like me."
"Just what could he have run into that could've killed him? He's just on a long date."
>>36001"I find that hard to believe..."
>>35997"You ever have a date that lasts four days? Guy's dead or tied up"
>>35996*turns back to look at her*
"What?"
>>35998"Too great to describe. Wataburger and guns and low rent and republican legislatures"
>>35998I wanna goooooooooooo home
I wanna go home
>>36003You forgot the Alamo
>>35997>>36003"You baned the knife against ponies?"
>>36004Oh right. That too
>>36003im fucking jealous of you texas fags and your whataburger there are none in Louisiana REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"im getting a vision ohhh ohhh hitler said RE CONQUISTA whatever that means."
>>36003"Yeah, there was that week after you and I-...
..Anyway, he's taking her to her new home by the beach. All he ever does is sit on his ass in the forge here anyway, so I don't see why he'd be in a hurry to come back soon."
>>36005"Well, yeah; ponies and whatnot. Other things too."
>>36007"me just say we should check on him."
>>36009"Eh.. You can go if you want. I've got more important stuff to do."
>>36007"What?
Yeah, he's on the corpse pile"
>>36008"What is it baned against specifically?"
>>36006"Yes, recoquista! and a Blitzkrieg lebensraum to you too"
>>36009"Why though? To avenge his death"
*ready to kill*
>>36006Haha, we have wataburger in Florida
>>36011>baned against specifically"I said Magical beasts. At least that's what the diagrams say."
>>36014>broad"Eh, not really.. I intend to make a few more.
>Like what?"I used to have the perfect knife for every job.. I guess about it's time to build-up again, since I don't know when I'm ever going to see my collection.."
>>36016"Do you have a strategy? No?"
>>36017"You're going to lose much more this time than all of your weapons"
>>36018"me gonna ask for my arms back then barge in."
Could Tracy make possibly Bane knives that turn blue or something when their targeted creatures are around, like in the Hobbit?
>>36018".... I've grown since then.. I'm not dumb enough to go through the front door anymore...
.. Besides, I've got a bone to pick with the security..."
>>36020"Really now? Where are you going in if not the front door?"
>>36019"You know it's run by the same people as the Court City right? They'll be expecting us"
>>36020could you make me a jew hunting knife?
>>36021"me know (((they))) control it."
>>36022Any knife can be a Jew hunting knife
>>36024like a jew bane knife that lights up.
>>36023"Indeed. But one does not simply barge into Cardishore"
>>36026Or one that (((vibrates)))
>>36027>barge into"I prefer a less direct approach."
>>36029Eww...
I had forgotten where she stores her knives
>>36031>>36031"Okay. What's your strategy?"
>>36031"maybe me can distract while you two sneak in."
>>36034"Sneak in where precisely on the structure?"
>>36032She had a box for her collection. Neatly arranged, but seemingly infinite.
>>36033"Through the walls. If I can't phase through them, I'll stab my way in."
I already registered for entry. So I'm sure they won't mind if I skip the line this time." *chuckles a bit*
>>36036*deadly serious look*
"Why do you think you could phase your way in? Do you think they hadn't thought of that? Do you think they can't make a magic barrier like they did in the court city
after you are in? And as for stabbing, do you think they don't have reinforcements? You know you're not super tough. I could take you out in a single round. They don't have smite evil, so it'd be more difficult, but enough guards and you're out. Basic archers damn near took out Torcuil. Then again, a lion
did take out Torcuil. Think. Or else, you're losing yourself, your new weapons, your bracers and your hat and your only ever child"
\r
>>36037"i have simple solution me kill (((everyone)))."
>>36038*facepalms*
"Or (((everyone))) kills you first"
>>36039"with arms and ring me cannot be kill."
>>36037When did archers and a lion take out Torc?"
>>36040"You heard of the Finger of death right?"
>>36041Archers didn't kill you, but when you and Trollestia attacked the pirates they landed hits.
By lion I mean when I had Fae maul you
>>36042"me not a bitch, me can turn undead."
>>36043*sighs*
"All I'm asking is that you wait until everyone is here, and after we can ask people who know something about Cardishore what's going on. Especially Darkie. If anyone knows how to infiltrate Cardishore, if anyone
can inflitrate Cardishore, it's him"
>>36044"so much cool items"
*antsy minotuar noises*
"wait cant you talk way in?"
>>36037Well, the last time when I had already gone through that portal, Thez was able to teleport in and grab me easily, so the dimensional barrier has to have openings in some place.
I don't intend to engage any guards, or to be seen at all for that matter."
Also, gib flanking bootz. She could use those better than he could, especially for sneak attacks. >>36045"I don't know. Do you know? Don't you think that's the sort of thing we should try to collect information about before we leave?"
>>36046I still fucking hate your ethereal bullshit"You know Korak was able to sense you without even trying right? Do you just assume you can go in without a plan or any idea what the hell you're dealing with and get lucky every time?"
>>36049"Thank you. We're going back to Cardishore eventually. We may even need to go with an entire army. But we should do some very basic research first"
>>36047Maybe, how are you tonight?
[b]What the hell did you mean by the subliminal comment? I have no dignity left in these threads so just tell me.
>>36051Well, I fucked up that spoiler tett
>>36051Hella late desu, but there's no anime tonight so
>shrugs >>36050*grasps and humps leg*
"I'm not really much of a mare for grossly premeditated murder (I'm more of a spree killer), but I'll wait for a plan if it makes you feel better.."
>>36053"Well, I woke up this morning"
*sad'angry*
"Alone. So at least he didn't kill us in our sleep"
>>36056*Pets pony*
*shakes leg*
"That's better"
*slightly soothed schemer noises*
>>36057"me told you he a good guy."
>>36059"I don't know. He's
True Neutral. Good, I can understand. Evil, I sort of can understand. I understand the law, and sort of understand chaos. But
neutral?"
*shudders*
"The enemy, you know where they stand. I don't trust these neutral types"
>>36060He's taken a few liberties... In any event,
he clearly likes to have plans*shakes leg again*
>>36061Stahp >>36064"with enough friendship he can be brought around."
>>36065"Can he? I don't know. Maybe. And maybe he'll change his mind after the end of it"
Okay. Darkie's equipment was part of the bargain, but he hasn't been given them yet. He's still enjoying not being stuck in a body-cast, as well as the fruits of the food-synthesizer.
On the road to Krenshall, Torcuil comes across a disheveled old woman, stumbling along in the opposite direction, leaning on a gnarled stick.
DDLC - I ain't sayin' SHIT
>>36067Worst trade deal. Way to give away great lootCan we go speak to Darkie?
>>36067If you won't say shit, why did you mention it?"Good (evening/morning/afternoon?) Ma'am, is there anyway I could assist you?"
>>36068"Oh yes, hello friends!" He's nomming a phatty steak. "How can I be of assistence?"
>>36069His words startle her and she fumbles her cane, falling over. "Oooh!"
Cuz I want you to have the nightmares too >>36072Pulls out Vanderiem. Not in any way to make a threat, but more to present the sword and have Vanderiem in the open... to respond
"Hello. Can you tell us something about the previous parties that occupied this tower? You said before you knew Korak?"
>>36072"what you know about cardishore?"
>>36072Torc dismounts and goes to help the lady up
"Sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to startle you"
But what does it have to do with my failed spoiler and the subliminal comment? >>36074"Korak, yes. An ill tempered man. I never crossed blades with him, but he showed up shortly after I did, though he didn't have the presence of mind to hide, as I did. He didn't appreciate being blown up by the little-one's fire traps, which led to a huge "misunderstanding" that left several (including himself) in the infirmary."
>>36075"I know my previous associates were quite keen on robbing the place, but we hadn't finalized the logistics when we,... parted company."
>>36076I'll think about the boots...I know exactly why you want them>>36078*wobbles leg*
At least she's not humping
>>36079"By the little one, do you mean Lenos?"
"Do you mean to say the drow? How did you part company with them exactly?"
[1d20 = 12]>>36077The old woman lashes at Torcuil as he helps her to her feet. "Awwwr, ern't this one a noble feller?"
[1d20 = 17]
[1d6+7 = 8]
Her jagged nails draw lines of blood along Torcuil's arm, but more than that she immediately clamps down on his arm with unusual strength for her frail appearance.
"Yer softy types be the easiest!"
>>36082"A what? Perish the thought!"
>>36086>Only one>>36085"Who else was in your party?"
>>36085"no you a faggot like trump and me are."
>>36090>is sekrit thread nao>within rangeOf what? More for speed of striking.Idk when she got down. I forget she was on his back.
[1d20 = 12]
[1d6+2 = 5]
Torcuil, though effectively grappled manages to hit her squarely with a shot from his pistol.
"OOooh, fancy trick yer be havin'. Makes me want to eats ye's MORE!
>>36093*waits to see how pony responds to Infernius implying to Darkie that he and Trumpaladin are in a homosexual relationship*
>>36094"I got some real shit for you motherfucker, you been waiting a long time for this mothafucker...
MEGA FAGGOT"
A tricycle flies at the old hag
Torcuil, roll for initiative. This is important.
>>36088"Lets see, there was Thez, who of course you already know, and Korak, likewise. Also there was this brooding Orc fellow named Slag, as well as a right fool named Cecil; he,... had differences and,... was not well received. Also a small fellow named Lenos."
>>36089>like Trump and me are"I'm afraid you've lost me with that one. If you're looking to involve me in some sordid game you play, count me out."
>>36095".... Everyone here is a faggot. Myself included. Didn't that weird fox guy say something about it?"
>>36101>5 initiativeI'll start drafting my new character...
>>36097>>36097"Cecil? I haven't met him. Anything you can tell me about him?"
>>36098>Not participating in the Jokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-VTPYXvfc >>36098"Tracy, that's not... I'm not... I didn't know you were I didn't want to know..."
*looking down*
A faggot is term used to refer to the person playing a character. Not the Character him or herself. None of the characters are faggots. Unless you mean Homosexuals. In that case, Thez probably is, and maybe Tracy - who knows
[2d20 = 17]>>36102Alright. The Hag (literally) stands upright, and when not hunched over a cane and otherwise disguising her stature, stands about 8' tall and is gaunt as fuck. She cackles maniacally. She attacks with Rake (both claws).
grumble grumble snek staff Another clawed hand strikes, but the other can't manage to get a good shot in.
Which is good cuz,... anyway. "Err, this one's got fight in 'im! Tasty that!"
[2d20 = 34]>>36106>mega faggot didn't do shitFug
Torc quickly throws his snek staff away from him
Roll 1 initiative for Mr. Snek, Roll 2 for grapple check.
>>36104"What was it that cat-thing had to say about faggots again? I was only half paying attention."
[1d20 = 8]>>36109Torcuil attempts to break the hag's grip, while throwing down the Snek staff-release.
>>36113>>36114"Johny Cash spoke about the riddle of the faggot. The idea of larger purpose behind every action. But that's not the essential point. The point is that yes, Darkie is a player. Did you not know that?"
>>36116"Space Coyote"
If you survive this, wrap up her head and cut-off her hands, pls.
>>36118Don't worry. This enemy can't be very strong if a 7 doesn't beat your AC
[1d6+7 = 8]Oh snap, Torcuil successfully breaks the hag's hold on him. (dice is damage from 2nd attack)
"Ahhhh, pretty one. Come, lets get CLOSER."
>>36120In a grapple check, its 1d20+str mod, rather than going off AC
>>36120Any enemy can kill you if you fuck up.
[1d8 = 1]
Thats the second 1 in a row.
Test dice
>>36123my whole party got killed by a dire bat before.