>>36660>Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
I said it when Torc fucked death, and I'll say it again
Its not really plans anymore, its more ideas of why its happening this way. What happens from there is anyone's guess.
Fucking turn back on gets>>36665
Fuck your math
And that is why I went for the pali Xp
You clever bastard
So I alluded to it in OP but yes, finding "the right gnome(s)" isn't going to be easy, and gnomes are difficult to interact with and roleplay
as it is. I'm telling you this as a meta explanation of why Torcuil hasn't been successful yet. There are all kinds of workshops, and that's just the ground level. The city walls actually lead to the edge of a cliff, where in segmented and burrowed-into-the-cliff-face levels a sprawling and often disorderly oasis of autistic creativity has been made. Tools and gadgets whirl and move of their own accord, pidgeons fly everywhere this way and that, all of whom carry a tiny scroll or pouch, its all the romanticism and innovation of the renaissance writ large, except with a hint of gnomish tactless-ness. Welcome to Krenshal.
That'd be one hell of a script to get all palis desu
>>36672>disorderly oasis of autistic creativity
I fucking like it. Also, I know nothing of gnomes so I guess its research time.
Torc's is amazed by the intrestingness of it all, and then begins to look for a town map or something of the likes.
There is an empty booth with a blood splotch on one side that says "Information", but there's no one seated there at the moment. Other than that, there don't seem to be any distinguishably evident areas. There's a mess of hallways and doors, but gnomes are quick and efficient on their feet and leave no room for an obviously out-of-place fellow to slip in amidst the bustle.
"Well that's just great"
Welp, my best idea is for Torc to polynorph into a gnome and slip in.
That's completely unnecessary…. And bizarrely creative. DO IT
Well what would you do Mr. Highandmightypaladin?INB4 he requests a banhammer as a new weapon>>36678
No, you can try that. Don't fall in.
What did he mean by this?
I guess Torc's doing it then
>>36676oh that's a beautiful idea. I had thought that if I quit the game and Trumpaladin showed up in s future version as a Blackguard Villian, he'd have an obnoxious Warhammer as a weapon that he could point at any player and freeze their actions for d8 rounds or something like that
Well, I would talk to the gnomes, figure out what they want and like and don't like, then ask for the information I want, then use my knowledge of the gnome's motivations to arrange a deal that gets me what I want.
But your "have sex with the gnomes" idea seems more entertaining to watch. Try it
I promise you thats not what I'm planning.
Plus, its easier to get information when you don't look like a complete and total outsider.
Plus I need someone who can do what I'm looking for before I start making deals.
What if GM says "fuck your plans" and you get >raped again?
Behind the first of the otherwise "gnomes only" doors, Torcuil finds the beginnings of a long hallway, with gears, sprockets, and shafts lining the halls and intersections. It appears that a certain degree of power is transmitted throughout the city by way of mechanical devices.
You mean the whorehouse? Where people beat eachother senseless and then have fivilous and copious amounts of contractual sex (hetero only)? Yes, there is such a place. You can decorate it with divegrass iconography if you like.
>>36689>dive grass imagery
NOW it's getting burned down
Are there signs?>>36684
I'll play a reverse card and fuck the plans
>>36689I wanted to go there for a long time , but then she got pregnant and I thought getting beat-up might be bad..
I have her check it out sometime.>tfw Thez being there for an extended period literally makes the site Unholy>>36690
you to try to burn down Thez's hive.
That's getting into "nuke it from orbit" territory
It could happen, it would require the right timing.>makes unholy
That was when she was diabolical, its not a given anymore
She established/conquered/etc it while she was diabolical, right?
Also, does the tower have a machine that can produce masterwork daggers and/or lances? I want to make some more.
How does a poner throw a lance?
A lance-head is a fancy dagger, so yes to both. The Lance-head machine uses denze metal stamped in an octagonal shape with a hexagonal spear-point, barbed on one side.
There's a bunch of dagger machines. Which one?
I'm a retard and got lance and javelin confused, carry on.
With the animated demon-gauntlets.
The magick Hoers-shoes allow both her and
her rider to make Spirited Charge attacks, so she can do Triple Damage with a single strike from a lance while she's charging.>>36698>A lance-head is a fancy dagger, so yes to both
Can she use her daggers as lance heads? That way, it could be adjustable.>Which one?ALL
I g2g for a bit..
All u need to do in that event is strap a dagger to a pole. I can hold lots of poles and sticks in that bag Thez gave Tracy.>>36700
Lance or javelin, there's a technique for it
What's the optimal material for making the poles out of?>There's a bunch of dagger machines.
Is there a dagger machine that can make magical daggers?>>36703
GM, you said something about enchantments on Armor? What can I get for a Fae sized chain shirt?
GM, did Torc see any signs?
There are a number of canon and non-canon options. What are your interests? Speed? Strength?>>36706
Oh no. I mentioned don't fall in, but I forgot to mention don't get lost.
Torc ducks into a workshop to catch his breath and find his bearings.
This is gonna get really shitty real quick, isn't it?
A grumpy gnome extends their hands expectantly. "Whda'dyoubringme,Ihaven'tgotalldayyourandomnewbiewhogottheirpositionbecauseof,…" she has the presence of mind to stop at this point.>>36710
That depends on the effect. I know the classic "paladin"route is a big shiny suit of plates, but thats low energy bullshit. Piece-mail is where its at. You can have a spaulder + murder, a chest-plate of eating faces, a girdle (giant strength or w/e),Bracers of salted earth,… My point is, if you are creative enough you can have whatever array you want. You just have to decide on it and be willing to wait the requisite time.
I swear, you guys all hate me.
Torc jumps back a bit, starteed by the gattling gun of words infront of him.
"Hold up, slow down. I'm not from around here, so stop with the requesting. Second, who are you?"
All on Fae?
I've recently become enamoured by the way Templar knights are depicted. In most images they are completely covered in armor, and you can often see that they are wearing chain mail suits underneath plate armor… Just like Trumpaladin. It's just a beautiful way of saying "good luck hitting me under 30+ AC."
I'm less of a fan of the way Templar horses are depicted. They have white cloth on them that makes them look like Ku Klux Klan horses. Now, now, the really sexy horse armor that I like is the Cataphract armor of the Byzantines, Sassanids, and Armenians. THAT is how you armor a horse.
Unfortunately I don't think I'll be Cataphract-ing Fae, since there is a mobility penalty for anything heavier than light armor. Chain shirt is the heaviest in that catagory, although I like the aesthetics of my little pony partial plate better. The coolest enchantments are etherealness and dimension door. I absolutely intend to try to get a belt of strength for her at some time, since I want her strength up.
I can wait for all of that. But in the meantime, a +4 AC chain shirt is desired
Did you get all those pics from Australia?
|Rolled 4, 18, 6, 3 = 31|
A quartet of exceptionally well-armored gnomes rush you with words and force.
Fuck, lets see.
Torc stops the polymorph and tries to reason with them
"Listen, I'm not here to cause harm. I'm here to make a very large purpose, and I'm willing to pay lots for it."
Upon successful grapple from the group, who immediately bombard him with a deluge of "Lookathisguyhere""Thisguyhere?"YouKNOWit!""Yeahthisguyhere""Whataboutthisguyhere?""Hethoughthewasgoingtosneakhiswayinasagnome,probablyusingapolymorphspell""apolymorphspellyousay?""indeed,itcertainly,…"he trails off, for a gnome that is, before snffing Torcuil in the armpit area. "Newlygnomish,hedisplaycharacteristicsofagnomebutonewhoknowsnoknoledgeofhygeneorpersonalcareandiscertaintodevelopirritatedfingersydromeovertimewhichissomethingANYgnomewouldbebletovoid.NoImcallingitnowthisgnomeisaFRAUD!"
"Oh fuck everyone last one of you all, I'M HERE FOR BUISNESS!"
Why you so rude all the time? You'll get further if you are polite and civil
>>36723>the irony was lost on Trump's faggot
I already tryed in >>36718
unless GM didn't see it
|Rolled 8, 3, 4, 11 = 26|
They stop for a moment. Then they begin to laugh amongst themselves.
"Heyguyswhenwasthelasttimeosmeonewashereforsomereasonoranother""Hastherebeenatimewheresomeonewasnt'thereonsuperimportantbusiness?""NotthatIcanrecall.Isayweturnhimupside-downandshakeouthispockets.""Thatseemsthebestapproach.Onthreethen?" and then in unison "Onetwothree,HO"
"Okay you little shits."
Torc teleports out of their grasp
Roll to try and do it before they shake him down.
"Listen, I don't want to harm you. I just want to buy something."
try speaking there language.
I resign to my shitty fate
Okay, here we go
Now that's more like it!
Where are you getting money from though?
Torc can basically use anytype of seell and do anything if I can't find a meme for it, money can grow on a fucking tree for all he cares
I fucking swear autocorrect is messing with me, but it isn't fucking on
Just offer them your body. It's what you have with you anyways
Torc ain't a prostitute>>36735
This guy fucking gets it
Can Tracy develop an uber-slick, jet-black studded-leather, spiked motorcycle suit, that fits to her form?
I want something light-wight and mobile, that blends into the night and allows her easy breathing to do all of her tricks. Black would also bring out her mane. If combining leather with metal is an option, I'd adore that, because that's how you make a real suit of ghost-pony armor.
Torcuil makes this outburst while upside down.
The gnomes start shaking him vigorously, spilling out whatever not-tightly secured equipment, contents, or available property.
Also, pockets for pulling things out quickly would be nice too; would also be good for concealing things.
they better thank their gnome god infernuis didn't go.
"Well since that didn't work,
I guess I'll have to be big enough.
For both of us."
Pic related appears and releases a sonic screech, hopefully
I thought that was what you have right now?
If you conceal a dagger with a Sleight of Hand check while in front of someone, can you make a Sneak Attack with it while observed?
GM said it was left out.
Just ask Torcuil or Trumpaladin or someone who already has those things
>>36748>who already has those things
It's not much help if someone else is wearing it.
I could have sworn that is 100% what you have now. You can pull out weapons with the quick draw feat. It's my favorite feat
I mean ask to have theirs
Thats cuz the quiver Thez gave. The suit is still in the works
>>36750> It's my favorite feat
Did you take it?
Of courseI actually haven't specified all of my feats…
Gnomes are stunned. Not enough to drop or release Torcuil, but enough to stop them with carting him off for the moment.
Torc tries to teleport out of their grasp, probaly ~20 feet away
Tracy is in the force, working on her repeating bow-gauntlet.
She also make as Screaming Bolt.
After that, she feeds her birds, and goes up to the holodeck to practice finessing her chain and getting a handle of it's abilities.
"Ana will you sing me a song?"
"I know you don't want to kill her either… She'd make a great consort. I mean cohort."
He didn't actually say that in front of her, did he?
I hope he did, should be entertaining a shit to see how it plays out
I was going to say yes, he says that to her, but the way you ask that question implies that he really shouldn't say that
*jerks around, accidentally nicking herself on the edge of a new dagger as she whirls*
"I'm sorry, Flashy; I was busy and didn't hear you. What did you say just now?"
"Do you want to kill Trollestia?"
"Yes." she says, flatly.
"Then why are you playing arts and craft right now rather than killing her while you have the chance?"
>>36768Nonsense. Paladins don't lie, and neither does Trump.>>36770
"I can kill her any time I feel. Would you like to start now?"
>>36768It was a question. There was no statement. It can't be a lie because it can't be true or false>>36771
"Why are you putting it off?"
You asked what he said>>36772
You replied with a statment that was not what you said, therefore lyingPlz no ban
Btw, i mention in the last thread that she'd moved her birds to aniother room. She pushed the furniture out of one of the VIP suites and left them there; they're currently chowing down on a pile of ground elephant and scrambled yolks in the center of the room (they should be big enough to eat it themselves now).>>36772
"I wanted to wait until you were ready.">>36773That's the joke.
Well then I answered a different question. But it's really the same question, just approached a different way. The question is "if you want to kill this bitch, then why are you playing ninja with chains, or crafting macaroni images, or whatever you're doing, rather than killing her while we have the chance?"
She'd kill her even if the tower were full, so she doesn't actually see it as a chance.
Oh shut up. Tracy obviously doesn't mean she wants him to repeat what he said. She wants him to clarify his intentions. That's what he's doing
Also, Tracy's faggot wants to get at least 1 feat per weak.
"As I have said before I do not want to kill her. But waiting is making me anxious. Soon, or never. Make up your mind. I prefer the latter, but it is your choice"
*taps wand against dagger*
"I'm ready, Flashy.
Just go to the stables and make your move. I'll be lurking."
Tracy rummages through her bag and pulls out the old Conceal Alignment scroll she got months ago at the shop
"That bitch alwats greeted me with that obnoxious smile every time I enter the stables before we put the dividers up; I'm going to take a minute to make sure she's caught off guard this time.
I'll make my move the moment after you do, Flashy, so be ready."Remember he has the Shackles and the rope.
*gestures over to a prepared barrel of pure grain alcohol*
"Make sure that sword of yours is drunk off his saddle before you start."
This gonna be good.
Is GM kill for now?
|Rolled 1 + 17|
With that Tracy vanishes.
Rolling to Move Silently across the tower as she gets ready.
Also, Detect Good, to ensure the cunt is in the stables>>36781This is part of the reason why I was waiting. The forest should be burning down as we shitpost, but idk anymore…
>>36782>*trips and falls face flat, knocking over furniture as she goes*
|Rolled 13 + 17|
"I.. I'm okay…!"
*Slinks off once again, deciding to wait a few minutes before she goes back towards the stables*
"Very well. We'll do it tonight. Now think of a full strategy while I go take some measurements for Fae to fit her into new armor, and then get her set up in the holodeck to train for multi attack, while my faggot goes to see a movie."
>Once again I can't do anything ingame without GM
Why this always happen to me?
We can Train our animals for feats? Can Tracy train her birds?
Would that mean Torc could train…….
Why do I always forget Torc has a Snek? Maybe I should unbind him from the staff so I alway remember.
A big ass snake would be great for scaring some dwarves
You should make a Greater Magick Fang Potion, and an Enlarge Potion, and make them permanent on him.>>36788>unbind
Make the staff intelligent and animated, then give it the ingrained special purpose of "Protect Torc" and give it extraordinary powers for said purpose.
You sudgestion has been noted and will be considered>enlarge potion
Mr. Snek is already ~20ft long, and thats enough for me>magic fang potion>Rangers lvl1 can cast it as a spell
I want to dual class more now, but not a bad idea
I'm accessorizing the hell out of my kitty, that I know.>>36786
Coco. I've seen it before and I'm now dragging a friend to see it. I like how it has what seems to be an Aztec Dragonne in it
hey if trollestia could teach you about being a ranger i probably could to.
That post is actually the reason I hoped Tracy/Trump's child would be a cenataur
See you guys later, I gtg
>>36793Doesn't it normally take an Epic Check in Handle Animal and at least one whole year to Train a Magical Beast for things?
How many ranks did you put into Handle Animal? Help train Tracy while you're at it, if you can.
God dammit, I thought I wouldn't be so long
That's alright.>tfw need to cook for family soon
Tracy is snooping around the Tower in stealth, making sure Troll is in the stables before Trump goes there.
How many of y'all are going to be lurking tonight? I'm probably not going to play tomorrow, since it's the holidays.
I'm back and lurking
My friend is pissed off because Coco is an incredibly sad movie and it made him cry…
I may be able to play later. I want to either kill that unicorn or make her a Paladin's mount, but one of the two (or both?). I hope GM will be on long enough for that
So Torcuil's teleportation would work, positioning him away from the cluster of gnomes manhandling him.
He unpolymorphes and throws down his snek staff, bringing Mr. Snek into play.
"OkaylistennoworI'mleaving. Idon'twanttohurtyou. Ijustwishtobuyarobotmadebyyourpeopel'shandiwork. Ihavenotbeeninthislandlong,butIhavealreadyheardthatyourpeoplearemastercraftsmen. Ididnotwishtocauseproblemswithmydeception,butitseemedtheonlywaytogetintothecity. Iunderstandifyoudenymeservice,butIwishfornomorefighting."
Torc then doublesover, catching his breath from talking so quickly.
Mr. Snek: >hiss
The gnomes look at eachother speechless for a moment, before breaking into a small round of applause. An older one approaches. "Thatwasprettygoodyoungfella,youspeakhalfdecentgnomish(whichisn'tanindependantlanguageitsjustonethatsspokenreallyfast.Mostcommoners,thatsyoufolkwhospeakbasiccommon,nevergettheknackforitandalwaysenduptellingustotalkslowlywhichonlymakesthemmoremadwhenwedoforsomereason.Soyouwantaroboteh?Whatlevelofsophisticationarewetalkinghere?There'syourbasicgolemofwhatevermaterialsyougotortherearecompositeconstructslikeshieldguardiansandthelike."
Torc looks ready to shoot himself realizing that it wasn't the fact they ignored his pleas, its the fact they didn't like him speaking slow.
Torc grabs Mr. Snek, and uses the staff like a walking stick.
He said he was looking for someone too make a robot, not asking the ones infront of him you idiot
>>36805>Torc's autism was up to the task
Good for him.
Tracy confirms with her detection abilities that Troll is in fact in the stables.
Yes, though she seems unusually wary today. Everything looks and smells normal.
"thez you sing me a song?"
>>36811tluciffid s'taht gniylpmi<>>36813
uoy ot no s'ehs
|Rolled 18 + 5|
*grabs bag in stables and leaves nonchalantly*
Sense Motive check to get a hunch if she's caught wind of something
Not so much>>36759
"RIght now? Uhm,… I don't know too many upbeat songs.">>36814
^^>>36815Hye, smoe ehva a drah miet ithw ti. Yur'ou pbbrloay efni w/ arcsdelb oto he?
The way she's eyeballin', she definitely suspects Tracy of something.
"as long as it from the heart me will like it."
Btw, can Tracy use the fluids she collected for Barry's corpse to make AIDS-coated daggers?
Also, I forgot, do you need to roll for Sneak Attacks when you're using poison?>>36818
Tracy sticks her tongue out at Troll like she does every day, and leaves in a huff.
Start at :55>>36821
No, the poison is automatic upon doing damage, the fortitude save is to determine if the individual's immune response is effective or not.
What's the fortitude save for AIDS? (yeah, I was serious)
We got off topic
Plz see >>36807
*wipes away a tear*
"that song almost as beautiful as you ana."
Barry doesn't have AIDS, he has spastic colon.>>36824
The older one crosses his arms, placing one hand at his chin."Thatservesasamount?That'sgoingtorequiresomesophisticatedbio-sumlatoryengineering.Againthequestionarises,howspphisticatedarewetalking?"
"I thought you'd like that one. Its one of the few I know thats in German. And what has you in such a sentimental mood today?"
Is that contagious?
I'm trying to buff my biological arsenal.
No, its not, its just very painful.
Trumpaladin's faggot arrives at a bar after like 30 minutes of driving, and is ready for his character to finally kill, fuck or marry this damned unicorn
Just use Tracy's blood if you want to kill enemies with syphilis or super AIDS
I already said she's resistant to STDs. And she needs to keep her body healthy, because those diseases fuck-up fetuses.
Don't neglect the scene on our behalf but,… yeah I do get a kick out of the idea of you reaching through your phone to take swings at a unicorn>>36832
The ones Tracy knows of,….
How many doors that will let a horse through are there at the stable? Can we lock it? Where can locks be obtained?
There's not really doors. Rooms are connected by open archways or corridors that connect areas.
You're shitting me. There is nothing we can close?
>>36834>'I'm near the stables. Go for it; I'll be there.'
Your character has Magic Weapon as a 1st level spell, and so does Tracy. Damage Reduction isn't an issue.
And yes. Her sword is magical, as are three of her daggers.>>36835
Just do the deed as soon as you get the chance. She'll get suspicious if you try to lock the door. She's a >>36836
Is there a corner she can hide around?
Tracy is crouching ~60-ft away from the stables, trying to figure out how many rounds her conceal Alignment scroll lasts, keeping an eye on the stables as she does.
She moves around a corner before she does that.
"WellIwantittohaveapersonality,forstarters. Designwise… onemoment."
Torc picks up his tome and rips out an empty page. He sketches pic related but in greyscale.
"ThisistheroughshapeIwouldlike. Proballyabout4feettallorso. Maybeasmall3inchcannonthatfoldoutifpossible."
Torc takes another moment to catch his breath
>>36838>do the deed
She's a freaking demigod. Not a regular horse. It would take Trump almost four full rounds to kill her if almost ever attack landed
He lifts his glasses from his eyes and wipes his face. "Idon'tknowifyourealizethisbutgivingconstructsanidentityisn'tsomethingyoujust"do",thatrequiresingenuityandcreativitythatdoesn'tjustspringoutofnowhere,andifitwaspossibleyouwouldhavetobeafull-timeparticipantinitsconstruction.Imean,howimportantisthisthingtoyou?You'reessentiallydescribingaconstructartifact,entirelycustomandunique."
Try the shackles then the rope, or at least get a blow on her.>demigod
Like I give a shit. That only means moar XP
She's just a 13th level encounter. Her facing Trumpaladin and Tracy together is hardly a battle: it's a murder
. The most Tracy has to worry about is getting hit by one of those Good Domain spells.>>36842>'She won't fall for that crap. She's already on to me. Do your thing, and don't choke.'
A non-descript citizen walks up and whispers in Thez' ear.
"Uhm,… there's something I need to take care of." <whoooof>
The citizen bows briefly, then departs.
"me get sad around winter time, me never had family to celebrate with."
She has a +22 melee attack and also smite evil. She can kill Tracy in three rounds. But more importantly she can run away. The rope is weak. It could be destroyed by her. The shackles require a successful grapple, and she's bigger than him, she'd win a grapple check.
Torc seems a bit shocked by this statement. Torc reflects a minute on if he really wants this. He considers what it would mean.
"Pleasegivemejustaminute,ifyoudon'tmind."Fuck, now you have me questioning this.
Trumpaladin places the rope and shackles in his tie, and then enters the stables.
He has a sorrowful expression as he approaches Trollestia. He positions himself between the entryway and her
Boi he bout to fucking do it
*goes back to the tower.*
As Infernius enters, Thez whispers from an unknown location, "Act natural"
|Rolled 19 + 17|
Don't be a bitch.
Tracy has him to heal her anyway.>she can run away
Then they'll follow her.>shackles require a grapple check>bigger than him
What about that night he used them on Tracy?
Either way, just do what you think is best; just do it
If you don't think the bindings will work, just go for a full attack and hope you land a 20, then they'll hunt her down.
Tracy is hidden around the corner, and now activates her True strike and Conceal alignment scrolls.
Rolling to Move Silently around the corner.
"why? whats wrong?"
And he says to her "hello Troll…"
Torc then remembers how much of a fith wheel he can feel like
"Trouble, maybe, I'm not sure myself."
This from around a different corner.>>36859
"Greetings, paladin Trump. What business?"
Detect Good one more time, to make sure Troll isn't using a Decoy of some sort.
Is left entirely stupefied before her, staring
>>36860Ah, I understand. Go ahead and say it can't be done, idc
*follows her voice*
And where is Tracy positioned?
Consider the area around the stables looking ish like so. To converse, Trump would have to be in the open to her, and I'm assuming he's approaching.
Trump has positioned himself as between troll and the exit as possible
She's hidden just around the corner, in range for a Sneak Attack, her alignment magically concealed.
Thez comes out of ethereal in the center of the hallway, drawing Trollestia's attention, as well as Trump and Tracy's.
"OH COME ON! You decide to show up finally and it's now and here!"
Tracy ignores Thez, and Makes her triple Sneak Attack while Troll's attention is divered with two Been-edged bane daggers and her sword.
Thez has a weird look in her eye. "You've got assassins, yes? You should call them.>>36874
Well, you guys wanted to get up out of the Court City, Thez said "they'll be back", and its far easier for me to wage an epic-scale conflict when all the party's general and human resources are on hand. ^_^
Incase you didn't pick up, I wanna get Torc to the tower
Roll the dice or it doesn't count
>"No! Abandon plan!"
|Rolled 7, 6, 4 = 17|
Can I'z mount Troll?
Trumpaladin backs away and slips out of the room
What was that? The fortitude for the Death attacks or the Reflex for the Sneak Attacks?
*blocks your path*
"not so fast!"
I TRIED to bring her last time, but SOMEONE said something about her being unsubtle
"Why? Let me pass"
Remember, those aren't attack rolls, those are saving throws. Trollestia takes a long-swipe up the side of her neck, while getting stabbed through the chest-plate (not ALL the way through her but most of the way) while another dagger disembowels her in sudoku-like efficiency.
I don't even need to roll the dice on that one. Trollestia is kill. And then, Trollestia changes shape and form, and a very-murdered and partially dissected Ponimaru lies on the ground in front of Tracy.
"what going on here?"
I'VE BEEN CATFISHED
Goddamn it. Fuck you Thez. Fuck you.
I used Detect Good for exactly this reason. Does Ponimaru have an aura?
"Faust almighty! Where is she?!"
*assumes monstrous shape*
"I can't be here right now. Stand aside"
|Rolled 16, 5, 19 = 40|
"oh no ponimaru!"
*draws sword pushes trump out of the way.*
"tracy what have you done?!"
slash slash slash
Nevermind. I misread that scene. Trumpaladin says "clever girl" and leaves the room
Oh relax, its far more complicated than you think.>>36892
Yes, Ponimaru is good, and in this case was polymorphed to appear as Trollestia in exchange for a previous favor she did for him. Meta, so no immediate responses, just shock and awe.>>36894
Already? You're attacking?
|Rolled 20, 5, 14, 12 = 51|
"LEAVE TRACY ALONE!"
Quick draw Vanderien. draw ring shield.
>>36896>Torc wasn't catfished
Pushing Trump should require its own action, shouldn't it?
Does she get an Attack of opportunity?>>36887
"What did I tell you about being a white-knight?!"
*shoves body in the bag and disappears into the Ethereal plane*
"I don't know lad, I dunna like this situation a tall!" Vandereim says.
So Infernius has first declared action. In this sense, he is taking
initiative (decisive first move). Everyone else rolls for initiative, behind his stated move.
Torc teleports to the Tower after grabbing some food.
Hearing noises in the stable he heads that way and walks in.
You can get the body or you can jaunt. You cannot do both in the same round. Pick one
Gif didn't attach, and won't fucking attach
Did she take that hit, or did Infernius fail to push Trump to the side?
If she's not wounded, she puts the body in the bag, if she 's hurt, she jaunts.
"What the fuck are you wankstains doing?"
Tracy is greeted by a looming ring of very tall and very evil undead. Some with cages for torsos, inside which lie little grasping forms with hollowed-out glowing eyes, faces seeming to shriek with no words coming out, others seem a slender representation of the night its self, with sinister eyes being the only apparent distinction about them. Myriad forms swirl about, of a variety of forms and shapes and appearances, all held back meekly by a silly hat with a charm attached that Tracy gave Thez one time, with a piece of string about 60'diameter chalked out. The circle represents a position on a sphere which though not represented can be observed by all sorts of ghoulish nastiness piling on top of and along an invisible barrier.
He has insane strength. That round of attacks would kill her I think
Ah fucking hell, why did Torc teleport back?>>36908
"WHAT THE ACTUAL EVER LIVING FUCK?!"
I guess initiative
Torc is going last, isn't he?
She says that out loud.>>36908>barrier
I'm confused. Is it keeping them out or holding her in?
Keeping them out. Now go to a nearby room, enter the material plane, go to Flashy so he can heal you, mount you, and the two can flee to Mexico
She does this.
Then she flies off with him to the forest which is still on fore, frothing at the mouth.
Trumpaladin uses his dimension door helm to go to a room in the tower on a different floor, then calls Tracy as mount
Alright, so the 16 and the 19 would have hit, but drawing a sword is a move action without the requisite feat, meaning Infernius could charge and
draw his weapon, or he could attack w/ fists. Since he's unarmed, he could attempt a grapple for both without drawing an attack of opportunity, having ahem
grappled with Thez on so many occasions.>>36904
K, you got a 20 so I'll put you in second.
At the last moment, Vandereim veers off of course, causing a miss. "Lad, this doesn't seem anything like ye. and I doont know if I can be a part of it.">>36903
No, I'll allow both.>>36912>3
Them out, but its very weak and obviously improvised.
Thez takes a deep breath, while from the entrance an emerging Gestapo specialist enters and yells out in unison. "We're under attack,"/"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!"
Adm. Torc yells at the specialist "By fucking WHAT MAN?"
Torc throws snek staff and wraps Mr. Snek around him, then draws both pistols.
"No, I don't want any part of this, but Tracy expects things from me. She expects me to attack her attackers when she is attacked"
Hold on tiger, you used up your move gathering the body and going ethereal where there's the pile of undead.
Thez <shoooomp> meshes in and gestures.
"I don't know how long the seal I put up will hold them, but there they are. I don't know why they're there, but I doubt its a random occurrence, and this guy back here (meaning material) seems to have more information."
Let's say that Trumpaladin Dimension doors out of the scene, and calls Tracy in the new room
"The dead!" the man says, not fearfully but desperately. "Legions"
[angry monster noises]>>36924
Stay there faggot. Don't make her use-up a turn finding him.
Torc turns to Thez looking for an explanation
"The fuck are legions?"
Too late faggot, is he beating/grappeling or is he drawing a weapon and smash?
"She made the little weeb take the hit for her. I don't believe it!"
[furious nightmare noises]
And get attacked by Infernius or Thez? No way in hell hes staying behind after being caught. Not a chance in hell. Not even for an invasion. He'd dimension door to a room, call Tracy, heal her, call Fae and ask her what is going on, and then go to the monestary to fetch his soldiers and figure out what to do from there. Also, Tracy could be killed by Infernius if she reappeared in that room. She should appear in a different room
GM, is there anyway Torc cpuld get Troll to show up?
Just move outside the stables.
Yeah fuck you he's gone before your move
[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
Infernius would grapple. No. That's stupid
He's not going to grapple after the Gestapo show up. Stay there.
[Furious nightmare noises]
"Imagine being surrounded on all sides, on 3 dimensions instead of 2 (spherical geometry) and you've got an idea. The ethreal plane should be considered compromised,">>36932
Oh she's outside the tower, and she's going full alicorn. She's pissed.
So with Infernius grappling, Tracy needs to roll 2 d20 saving throws.
Grapple gives an attack of opportunity. Draw suigoto and attack of opportunity
Then fucking flash step the hell out of there
Why you attack the healer when meta reveals the undead are attacking? It doesn't stop the grapple either.
"Welp, that sucks ass."
Torc heads outside to see how this is going down. What he see?
so we are surrounded on multiple planes?
BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! THE UNDEAD CAN WAIT UNTIL HE IS SAFE
|Rolled 12, 6 = 18|
Can she escape grapple with her escape artist check? She has 5 ranks in it.>>36944
Relax. He's not getting killed.
The attack of opportunity does. He has a +16 base, a +5 strength, +3 suigoto and rolled an 8 against Infernius's 17 AC, which means the attack landed and did damage, so the grapple fails
>The dead always act as heralds of Legion's coming. In places of great death and destruction, where the dead are not buried, burned, or respected.
Wait, how did he grapple herwhile she was ethereal?>>36946
Stop attacking PCs. We've got more important shit.
The port is surrounded by a ring of darkness. Its not pure darkness like on the ethereal plane, its a scorched and empty decayed sort of darkness. Much is zombified, others are skeletal. Some aren't even specific creatures, they're just a collection of bones that happens to make a weird distorted bone murder shape. Its as though the collective natural deposits of the land have been animated to emerge and combine.
He's spooked. Trollestia should have known about the plan ahead of time because he told her, but Infernius and Thez should not have been there. He's running the fuck away until he's in a safe spot, then he'll figure out what the fuck to do from there
Nigger that's him fucking fleeing
"TROLL, CAN I GET A LIFT?"
i rush outside on uatchit.
Call Fae. Ask her what the hell that guy meant by "invasion"
He's the Paladin. Paladins don't run.>>36949
Can Tracy go outside?
Where is Trollestia?
It's a tactical withdrawal
Fuck you nigger. And leave my waifu alone
fuck you this is all your fault faggot.
She <whoooof> grabs onto Uatchit's underside.>>36955
There's a radiant rainbow presence above the Tower that is shooting beams of light into the intermittent encroachment of arial undead, if thats what you're askying.
Do what you want…>>36958>>36959
Fight the zombies first, faggots.
He's still calling Tracy
Can Tracy get a closer look from a distance?>>36950>Trollestia should have known about the plan ahead of time because he told her
[angry nerd noises]
Oh hush. Killing Trollestia is a massive overreaction. And then killing Tracy over a damned non-magical horse is an even bigger overreaction
Tracy should t even know. She's on the ethereal plane and left before anyone mentioned the zombie invasion
*goes to him and helps him on*
[angry nightmare noises]
She says something through EM link, but it's just incoherent monster ravings. She's absolutely rabid that she was fooled.
overreacton? you knew she would do it.
Thez reaches up and grabs Infernies for a moment. With a gesture she conveys that its going to suck, but will probably be okay,… maybe. She lets go of Uatchit and falls about (however many feet) into a huge wave of undead forms and starts mobbin'.
"I gotta mow the lawn!" can be heard as she falls away.
Thats a good point and nice dub 69's
Trump, what where you planning?>>36970
Does Troll give Torc a lift?
I'm the course of several rounds
Heal serous wounds on Tracy
Puts hands on Tracy (paladin's lay of hands) to calm her and heal her)
asks Fae what the fuck is going on
No, I have no idea how she responds to things, and frankly she should never have known since she was away when it happened
How many Lay on Hands do you have left?
Fine. Heal mount. He doesn't know it's undead attacking, he just knows that Tracy is almost dead
she has the scent abilty. she could smell it. and bullshit you knew you just didnt care.>>36970
GM what level is Torc? 15 or 16?
Also, I need a rough estimation of how many undead are in the area.
Sjhe would've immediately told him about the Spooky Scary Skeletons.>>36976
From his elevated position, Infernius can determine that there are three main points of possible entry; the Docks, the Main Gates, and the Sewers. Each area would require the attendance of one faction (the Gestapo, the Generals, etc.) and one character. This will require a bit of splitting up.
The whole town is covered in zombies.
Surrounded, not covered. And there's skeletons and ghouls and ghasts and wights and other shits also
"MEN TO THE GATE!!!!"
*flies to the gate.*
I don't fucking know, it just seemed like an opportunity so I took it
No. I had no idea Tracy's faggot would claim to smell in it in the stables
I can work with lvl 16>>36979
I guess Torc takes the docks.
"TROLL, WANNA GO FIGHT AT THE DOCKS AGAIN?"
Where are Tracy and Trump atm?
Tracy is still rabid, furious about what just happened.
All of this happens while I am on a phone in a social situation an hour away from home. Fuck me
whatever im tired of arguing.
lets save port barry from communist zombies.
He would be in his room until he's healed, then call Fae to him, and then go either to the monestary to get troops or to wherever the troops have deployed themselves, and then get to killing. Or make Fae get the mean and go straight to the killing
He's on her back, right?
Tracy flies outside, still seething with rage.
To Fae>"deploy the men. All of them. Try to evacuate civilians to a central safe area of possible. Tell me if we are needed immediately"
[frumious nightmare noises]
"Where is she?!"
Trollestia spins into a dive toward the docks "So long as parties can avoid killing me, lets tend to business.">>36986
Thez is murdering rampantly, but she can only take down 12 enemies per round, and there's literally thousands. It would take days.
"We were set up. Thez and Infernius should never have intervened. Situation's compromised. Anyways, I think we have a bigger problem right now. A guard said something about an invasion. I think there's an attack. And fuck me this is a terrible fucking time for an attack"
|Rolled 9, 3, 12 = 24|
i land at the main gate and start fighting.
how many are my men are there?
"WHERE IS SHE?!"
She's beside herself with rage.
"What a convenient time for an attack"
said no one ever
Use your Mass Heal spells. You could kill like 16 undead per turn that way.
Trumpaladin directs Fae to gather the men to fight at strong points, or fight a rearguard action if civilians can or need to be evacuated to any citadel like position
He tries to direct Tracy to attack anywhere the undead are near civilians
And Trumpaladin's faggot is designated driver again
>inb4 no trips
I can't check the D&D wiki and this thread and drive at the same time
Torc heads towards the dock ready to cast a very good spell.
Has Tracy spotted Troll yet?>>37002
What are we going to do then?
Bee-line and rainbow-streaking toward the docks.>>36994
"Only a handful sir, the rest r scattered throughout the town at varying rally-points."
Where are the undead? We fight the undead on the way to the monestary
Is the forest still on fire?
|Rolled 1, 2, 2, 4, 4, 3, 1, 3, 1, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 3, 2 = 46|
This should fucking help at the docks.
"send word tell them to fight way over here."
*cure serous wounds mass*
The undead are being repelled by the city walls except at the docks (tended by Torcuil and Trollestia), the Main Gates (unattended) and the Sewers (unattended)
1. Where are the undead
2. Where is trumps personal army
3. Where is Fae
Direct Geberajs and Spartans tabs Fae the gate. Direct Tracy and self to sewers
|Rolled 20, 16, 1 = 37|
Fuck it then.
Tracy swears on her mother's grave to finish off Troll once the battle is over and she's used up her spells, and begins mowing down undead creatures near the main gates in a whirling fury, using her sword.>pic semi-related
Rolling for first round of attacks.
"The Generals seem to have secured the stadium in the name of Football, where the word of John Elway who is himself football and is also the Denver Broncos and who's word has been heard by Trump and therefore conveyed to the team (because he's all about a strong team) the stadium is secure." says some random guy enthusiastically.
She has Great Cleave, can she attack again?
K So now Tracy and Infernius are attending the Main gates. Thez is wading through the hoardes. Troll/Torc are going to the docks, who is going to the sewer? > Thinks Infernius
|Rolled 11, 2, 13, 14 = 40|
Is this a fallback position or no? Send them to the gates or walls if it usnt a citadel
Rolling because Tracy's favor is
Goddamnit Tracy and trump are ridding. She's mounted. He's mounting her. They go to the one place it covered , wich is the sewers
|Rolled 10, 20, 12 = 42|
Sewers don't sound suited for mounted combat.
Rolling second line of attacks because Great Cleave.
you guys can have the gate ill take the sewers.
While waiting for a responce to >>37008
Does Torc being lvl16 mean lvl8 spells now?
Yes, for both channeling citizens and civillians and preventing forces from assailing.>>37020
So Infernius is alone at the gate, Troll/Torc are in the docks, and Trump/Tracy are in the sewers? Thez is messy with gore and bits, she could pass as a zombie if she'd slow down and stop murdering. but she's got her staff out and she doesn't show sign of slowing. "I don't think this is an attack force." she shouts at some point. "They seem kinda weak and squishy."
I am driving. There is no way at all I can figure out I mounted combats. Go to the fucking series mounted
To Tracy "go to the ducking seerss"
im going to the sewers they can have the gate.
|Rolled 15, 3, 4 = 22|
Can she strike again?>>37025>ducking seerss
|Rolled 15, 3, 10 = 28|
"I'm going to kill that bitch!"
Another round of attacks as she makes her way towards the ducking seerss
"If it's the last thing I do!"
I can't roll or play right now. I won't be able to for 30 or more minutes. Just say Trumpaladin stats mounted on Tracy and swings at whatever enemies come near him. Some one do my rolls for me
|Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 20|
So now Trump is going to the ducking seerss, followed by Infernius, leaving the front gate wide open and the docks still well tended by Torc/Troll. I assume Tracy is with Trump? And where are the human resources? The Gestapo is placed throughout the city, so can't be directed, and the Generals are at the stadium. The Fight Club is active, but location unknown.
We're back at the gates, Infernius is taking the sewers
You try spelling everything right typing while driving down a highway at 60
Don't worry, I'm just setting up storyline diversions and independent actions affecting a grander scale. We can wait.
|Rolled 14, 3, 9 = 26|
Shitposting while driving kills. Don't do it.
It'll be fine, just be ready to kill the unicorn by the end of the night.>>37029
|Rolled 13, 17, 7 = 37|
Can she cleave again?
Tracy releases her chain and lets it dance.
|Rolled 1, 14, 1 = 16|
|Rolled 18, 11, 9 = 38|
You're not that far, I'm just determining who is fighting what. The sewer is one set of encounters, the dock is another, and the main gate is the third.
>has no idea wtf is happening
Where is Tracy? At the gates?
ill direct my men to tell the gestapo to get to the sewers as fast as possible.
trump is riding Tracy at the main gates and slashing enemies
The party is at a splitting point, to do with geographical characteristics of the port and the circumstances. I'm a little fuzzy on who is ending up where so its still up in the air.
Does Torc's undeath to death do anything?
Also, what level spells can Torc use?
K, Main Gates, got it. That's a good choice.>>37042
Gestapo to sewers, confirmed. Is Infernius also?
Just keep throwing out memes.
Do dead memes do extra damage against undead?
We'll decide when we see them.
*is slashing her way through zombie*
"I did not *stab* need this tonight! Now the forest is going to burn to the ground before we get a move on."
He's the financal aid.
Oh snap. From nowhere there were frogs of all different varieties and armaments. Its a good thing Torcuil went to the docks too.
you should summon a Zombie killing pepe
|Rolled 3, 10 = 13|
"GO MY GLORIOUS FROGS, KILL THE UNDEAD!"
Torc makes 2 shots at the closest undead
Don't forget to have Snek defend you.
And the bard frogs begin to play, hoping to boost moralhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XkkvC3D_srM>>37057>3
When does the encounter start?
Tracy looses her chain and lets it dance.
Noted, waiting on Trump mostly
Tracy is still slashing zombies, scorching the earth as she prowls the battlefield.
…And in the distance, the forest where she intended to fight Troll burns to the ground without her there…
Ahh yes, where did you guys get deployed?
i was with the 420th Dank meme Battalion.
Tracy and Trump are able to collectively prevent penetration of the main gate. Infernius and his Gestapo - Heil Hitler - make short work of the initial goopy poo-zombies they find themselves confronted with.
Torcuil and Trollestia also find themselves easily and readily reinforcing the situation at the various points they are at.
Aside from Thez, there is nothing tending to the undead situation outside the wall, but the situation at/inside the wall is stable.
>>37068>tfw when I didn't have a battalion
I don't really know what I would be considering I did all my fighting with actual campaigning.>>37069>docks are contained>for now
I'm finally done driving and am at a laptop. If any Spartans or generals can be spared, deploy them to the main gate or any other choke points. Deploy Fae to action.>>37064
You lit a single tree on fire. One tree. One that was far away from other trees. You did not light the forest on fire. Stop trying to destroy our supply of wood for new ships or whatever
*bitch smacks pony*
"stop burning the ground. this is our ground. My ground
. You want to scorth earth, go get your own earth, and you can burn it"
"/pol/ days through good and bad."
Equipment Distribution, mostly. I made sure our men had memes in their hands when the battles came.>>37064
Fug.. I really wanted to hunt her down in the burning forest..
Oh well, she'll get her after the battle.>>37071
It was the tallest tree in the forest, it had to have spread unless addressed.
which board were you with?
Slashing and slashing at undead, for all the time we've been there>>37073
No, a single tree being lit on fire does not necessarily cause a forest fire. Otherwise, trees would not live to be old enough to even be recognizable as trees with all the lightning that exists. Much more, like low humidity, undrebrush, dry weather and what ever is required for a forest fire. That tree was in a clearing, because gibberniggers exist and the tower was able to come within a few feet of the ground right there>>37074
*pets pony to calm her*
I was in captured territory in the great meme war… We were unable to resist…
Captured by shills?
Leftist petite Bourgeoisie. A university and a government agency
[seething nightmare noises]
"She tricked us! And she made the little weeb take the hit for her too.. I'm going to annihilate that bitch!"
*rears in fury, crushing two zombies beneath her as she falls back down*
|Rolled 1, 4, 4, 2, 1, 2, 3, 3, 2, 3, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2 = 40|
I'm gonna try undeath to death again
Even the token Republicans hated Trump…>>37081
"Take out your anger on the undead, because I think that is the only chance you will get"
*Fucking decapitates Zombies because damn it Tracy isn't going to get all the fun*
i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
*shakes with fury*
"I'm going to stab her full of holes the next chance I get! I'll let her blow out all her spell and tire herself out before I finish her off tonight!"
you should >rape first.
Pop, bang, piff, and other sounds of undead being deprived their source power and collapsing, but not enough to eliminate the strategic mass.>>37084
Gimme a quick rundown on the Gestapo
on my gestapo? or the real life gestapo?
"Tracy. I think you're going to have to let your grudge go">>37087
Can we assign some spartans and maybe the cute sex horse to start lauching projectiles through the trebucket and catapult at the undead masses over the walls?
Matters on the circumstances we're afforded.
Tracy is still slashing the dead, beside herself with rage.>>37090
"Carry on killing the zombies. Savor the sounds of their skulls cracking"No rape Trollestia. It's bad enough she's shown more interest in Ponimaru than him in front of him
>>37092She wouldn't leave him out of it. it'd be more of a fucking her to death with a sword" kind of >rape.
*charges forward, leaving a stream of ghostly fire in her wake*
I don't have all night, are we ready for the big targets yet?
Slov> "Oh yes, can we please?" drip drip
So for loose referenes, refer to this, those manning the sewers. https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o
what do you wanna know?
IT IS RECREATION TIME MY DUDES
Kek. Cute sex horse is then ordered to grape shot or fireball or however creative she can be in killing the enemy. "Burn them. Crush them. Anything you can think of, my lovely pony of death"
Any spare General's not needed for combat elsewhere are to shoot arrows from the walls, and any Spartans not on the seige engines are to join the melee at the gates, though a little back from Trump and Tracy for their protection. Fae is to join the melee too. I'm guessing she can't bite because of the poison on these things
I've got levels for them (hd wise) but I have no class or strategy for them. Are they group-centric or are they individual ninja staus?>>37093
Funny you ask that, A WHUDD sounds off near the gate.
Trumpaladin looks to see what it is
"R E C R E A T I O N
A C T I V A T E D"
Torc recreationally nukes the docks, protecting him, mr. Snek, and Troll.
|Rolled 14 + 21|
What does Tracy see at the gates?>>37099
Can I get a Listen check to ell what's coming?
The Poo demon in the sewer got murdered. Not only the Gestapo, but the Fight Club showed up with Infernius. Quick and easy secure.
well when i first came up with the idea i said they were gonna have magic weapons and armor, and i was going to try to make them as space marine-Esq as possible.
so they would use group tactics.
oh and they're all of European stock.
It's getting late..
Only midnight in your timezone. you can take it
So a hearty and fair-skinned group of fellas who wanted to maintain peace and a measure of stability no matter who was in charge?>>37105
Sleep, this may
be resolved this time tomorrow, no hurry and its the holidays so here is to you as you are and as you will.
[hysterical nightmare noises]>>37107
I wanna cause drama right after the fight though…
>>37108>Implying you won't be able to do that tomorrow
If that scene were just Trollestia replacing herself with Ponimaru that'd be one thing. But Thez and Infernius finding out and intervening, and then Trollestia telling Torcuil? That's a Mission Abort if ever there were one
Tracy wouldn't have cared if they saw. She was pissed that Troll swapped herself with Troll though.
She's already made the Vallhas Vow to slay her tonight.
First rule of the attack: Make sure you outnumber your enemy at the point of attack. This is a four to two advantage Trollestia, and two of those are really powerful.
*Pets horsey to calm her down*
"I'll make it up to you Tracy. But right now, focus your anger on the zombies"
So, what happens for the rest of the night?>>37113
It's two against one, and she would've used up more than half her spells by the end of the battle.
Well. You remember that cloud giant I mentioned? It was part of that circuit of organisms that fed the vampire's blood farm, yes?
"It has to be tonight, Flashy..! I can't wait any longer!"
Aww.. I thought I had her unplug those machines..
First move would be to slash it's sinews so that it can't walk.
[increasingly hysterical monster noises]
Fuck yeah! Tell Slovenia to target it with both the trebuchet and the Catapult. Make the generals shoot at it with arrows
Charge the Giant, sword drawn!>>37119
"Charge the cloud giant!"
*points sword at it*
I need sleep, see you faggots tomorrow afternoon
Ready a full round attack when in range
i turn undead.
>>37121>charging>not using the lance for triple damage
She has two, use one of those and Smite Evil
Do a Spirited Charge with Tracy.>>37123
You can't do a full attack after charging unless you have the Dire Charge feat
Just shut the fuck up and get him close enough so he can damage the enemy
She did, its for that reason there's a giant zombie.
"Its STILL too EASY," Thez yells from the midst of the crowd outside the gate, unexhausted cuz feats.>>37122
I'll have Torcuil smite with range attacks per staff.>>37124
DOOOD. I seriously wondered how long it would take before someone would do that. Its not like I hid that they were undead or anything
I was waiting on medium sized opponents
Use the lance if you're going to make a charge attack. You only get one strike.
Take out its leg with Smite Evil.
Human zombies are medium.
|Rolled 17, 10, 10, 11 = 48|
If he ever gets in range…
A Cloud giant is just barely too big to turn
Full round attack, with two smite evil attacks>>37129
I'll study the D&D wiki tomorrow
Are they charging, or do you want to get into its square and then make a full round attack?
Before he does whatever, Tracy Charges the creature's leg with her lance and makes makes a Spirited charge.
Oh yes, triple damage on that strike. Leg is kill.
I don't know actually
Can that be a ride-by attack?
Wiki says double damage>>37135
I don't think you can attack the same enemy in the next round after a ride by because of the need to turn around and decelerate and all that. Just get in the same square as it and fight it
This is Huge>>37131
"Aye lad, that's righ; where I was thinkin" Vandereium mutters before launching into a throng of undead, who the Gestapo keep learning from observing the demise of.
Spirited charge does double damage with melee, triple with a lance.
Ribe-by attacks are charges.>Just get in the same square as it and fight it
Why do that and potentially get slammed, when we could just ride-bby again and again?
so turn undead does nothing to it?
No. It has more hit dice than you have levels.
|Rolled 12, 12, 18, 9 = 51|
More slashing! Full round. Attack the Cloud giant, if it's in range>>37138
Did you take that feat?
If that's how ride by's work, then sure. Do that
"Get more closer. I want to hit it with my sword">>37139
It's the hoers shoes, although Tracy is getting used to the combat style.
Lance can hit things 10 ft away..
That's for the rider though, not the magic beast wearing it>>37143
I've already done math and worked out everything for how to use Vanderiem. I don't want to switch to an unfamiliar weapon with a lower damage dice for an entirely new combat style in the middle of a battle. I want to do four slashing attacks in a round like I know I can do
I gotta sleep…
The first thing Tracy would do in character after the fight would be to attempt to slay Troll, just fyi.>>37144>not the magic beast wearing it
It explicitly grants the ability to both the rider and the mount.
Centaurs love those things.
I never said that, I gave it a moment to pause and resonate.
The spirit of the fuhrer shoots outward and on a 2-dimensional plane, The varieties of abominations shriek and reject to their ability.
Skeletons and zombies can be said to fall en masse, but in few so can citizens of port Barry. I'm thinking 2 so far.
Roll for initiative
Trump would drag her to the monastery and make them both stay the night there and wait for things to blow over
Tracy's faggot is gone though…
|Rolled 15 + 6|
Is cloud giant re-kill?
I think that just means the attack landed and did damage
We're not gonna start fighting tonight>>37147
Thats the objective, yes
No. There is no stopping her at this point.
Why do I get a beeyotch for that? What's wrong with that?>>37154
"Tracy, Infernius and Thez are now involved. They will be protecting that horse, and prevent any harm from coming to her, or will avenge any that is done to her. You're going to have to chose either to have a future with your child, or to kill that horse. But you cannot do both. The universe will not let you do both."
And with that, Trumpaladin is done with the matter of Tracy and Trollestia, at least for now
She isn't listening, desu. She's beside herself.
I said there wouldn't be any stopping her.
I'm often criticized here for making decisions or doing things that are bad, but somethimes I really don't understand why.
Letting Tracy go back would just result in Tracy getting killed. And if they both returned, well, the last thing that happened when they were all together was Infernius tried to kill Tracy, and frankly should have succeeded. So it would be stupid to let her go back, or for Trump himself to return. So the best solution is to stay at the monestary
Infernius attacked Tracy because she killed Ponimaru, who didn't stand a chance; Tracy was nearly as pissed-off about the fact.
Regardless, Tracy is still going after Troll, before the party regroups. She's on a vendetta.
Goes to bed for real this time
Can she be smart about it and wait for a time that her efforts actually have more than a 0% chance of success?
I hate irrational people. I hate having to work with them
So in spite of lots of glaring, Trump and Tracy are v the giant skeleton-zombie thing.
Infernius, the Gestapo, and the Fight Club are
Attacking the giant.
You know what, fuck logic. Trumpaladin joins Tracy in whatever batshit insane vindictive whatever she has planned, so long as he can ride her Cauchemar
"Donec mors nos separaverit, little pony"
>>37168>she made you kill your lover?
Trollestia caused Tracy to kill Ponimaru through her trick
Why did you think Ponimaru was some kind of "lover"?
She's not a colt-cuddler anymore
Ponimaru is the colt that Tracy bullies in her spare time. It is by no means a romantic thing.
The only things Trumpaladin knows about Ponimaru is that he's male, he's of approximately the same species as Tracy, and Tracy once ditched him for an opportunity to go see Ponimaru. He's only seen him like once before, but that's all he needs to know.
When I was looking back through older threads I saw there was this entire session full of a battle between Lenos and Thez, an exploration of the Dias, and an interaction between Tracy and Ponimaru that I never read (and still haven't) that explains a lot of things like the fear of Lenos. All of this information should be as unknown to Trumpaladin as it is to his faggot>>37172
And Slovenia is just Trumpaladin's artillery-mare.
>>37173>Slovenia is just Trumpaladin's artillery-mare.
I hope so.
Tracy and Ponimaru haven't actually interacted very much at all, desu… Two of the ~6 times they met in session, she 1-shotted him…
Well Tracy's made it pretty clear that if she ever catches him doing with her as one does with a waifu, then she'll coerce him into killing and then eating the poor mare. Which he obviously does not want to do or have happen to her.
>>37176>she'll coerce him into killing and then eating the poor mare
She never said anything about eating.
And she could kill her herself, so don't sweat it (actually, do. Sweat hard)
. Slovenia is her friend though, so she wouldn't want to kill her unless she stepped over the line.
Why's ponimaru have to die? Also the beyotch was cuz I was drinking last night and it looked like you wanted to run and hide.>>37177
So would Tracy not
eat Trollestia then? Seems uncharacteristic desu.
Ponimaru shouldn't have to die at all; he wasn't meant to. Tracy put his body in her bag so she could resurrect him later (and give him a thorough whipping for tricking her).
intends to keep Troll dead though.
>>37178>So would Tracy not eat Trollestia then?
Well, probably parts of her; I hadn't planned that far, because I'd be tempted to spoil shit through meta. Although I meta
had originally intended to have her make another Nithing and feed part of her to her birds, because muh symbolism.
Also, why haven't the Devourers begun to attack the living yet? They can freely access the material plane can't they?
Devourers are creepiest pasta.. If they get you, you can't even be revived…
Nah, keep that bitch dead. Fuck him>>37178
Cause the bastard is going after his waifu. Unlike Trollestia, he's not a party asset, but rather only interacts tangentially with the party. He has no value alive. And why not hide from danger? They want to do harm, they can come to him and his personal army
Y U h8 Ponimaru?>going after his waifu
No he isn't. He's afraid of her, if anything. Tracy just chases after him because she finds it hilarious to torment him.>he's not a party asset>has no value alive
That's not how you quantify life, Anon…
>>37182>Why hate ponimaru
Because Tracy ditched Trumpaladin for him! I tried to have him kill Ponimaru in that encounter, but Infernius got in the way. Now he's dead, so keep him dead
>Hilarious to torment
I know how she shows love
>Feeling pity for a fictional horse
Then why no pity for Trollestia, who has actually been helpful at times?
Are Infernius, Thez and Torcuil undead?
Question, how many remains is Tracy carrying at the moment?>>37185
Of course not, why would you ask?
>>37183>Tracy ditched Trumpaladin for him
No she didn't.>I tried to have him kill Ponimaru in that encounter
They weren't going to kill him, and if so, not permanently.>>37183>who has actually been helpful at times?
Ponimaru has been delivering messages from Ben and Thez for months now. And it's not like I, Tracy's faggot, personally hate Troll; it's just that it wouldn't be in character to let her off.
>>37186>how many remains is Tracy carrying at the moment?
Whole? Just Ponimaru. She's got a few other parts, but they're only in bits and pieces.
It was a rhetorical question to signify to Tracy's faggot that he was not afraid of the undead
Have any of those Devourers made a move on the living yet?
Not yet, but the fight with the Giant Skeltal hasn't happened yet either.>>37189
It's going to be a pain and a half to load all of these undead parts into the Entertron..
Also, could we make another body-cast made out of Dimerterium, for the sake of reviving mages?
A non-stabby iron maiden then, with an open face?>>37192
Just what are you intending?
>>37194>what are you intending?
Saving all the souls who were enslaved by the necromancers of the capital, of course.
Isn't that the righteous thing to do?
Yes she did>>37193>>37192
No. Just, no. No. No.
The entertron doesn't work on souls. It needs matter
Undead turn back into living when Ressurection is used on them.
We could revive every corpse in the Port.
Can we give the Cloud Giant skeleton a red hat and suit?
Uhm,… that's not how it works. Resurrection destroys undead utterly. Bringing the person back is a no go at that point.
Those undead could be the villains of yesteryear, always chaotic evil races, criminals, communists - who the hell knows
I read on the wiki that Resurrection and True Resurrection work on undead.>Resurrection and true resurrection can affect undead creatures. These spells turn undead creatures back into the living creatures they were before becoming undead.
Why not give them a chance? That's what we call Bliss, isn't it?
Everyone could be revived for Christmas.
I guess I just get all preachy during the holidays…
I g2g for a bit to wash the dog.
>>37204I do want more humans…
It seems risky
My listing shows that undead expressly can't be resurrected via either
resurrection spells, as the last line of the spell description.
Oh, I guess I'm reading a separate edition, although another site says it's 3.5e.
Too bad then…
Does that also mean PCs are done for if Animate Dead is cast on them?
Idk how the rules work, but I thought that meant undead creatures couldn't be brought back as undead creatures. Meaning zombies and vampires go back to being alive; monsters like and Nightshades, who were never among the living, stay kill.>You can resurrect someone killed by a death effect or someone who has been turned into an undead creature and then destroyed. You cannot resurrect someone who has died of old age. Constructs, elementals, outsiders, and undead creatures can’t be resurrected.
Idk though. I just want to figure out how it works.
I g2g again.
Stop with this >Paladin shit.
First off, if you want to be a white knight moralist who knows everything about what makes a great Paladin, then you should have played a Paladin. In fact, you still can play as a white knight Paladin. Just have Tracy put on the cursed hat and POOF, she's a white knight moralist just like her faggot, so you can do your moralizing in the game as well as in Meta.
Second, and more importantly, I am keeping up with the character
. This is a character who is dutiful to his protectorates and will fight for them regardless of the danger to himself. That's why he attacked Infernius after he started slashing at his fiance. That's why he charges headlong into legions of undead that are threatening the city that sees him as a protector. But I have zero intent of playing a stupid
character. He's not going to get himself killed over a damned murder plot that was questionable to begin with. Some things are worth dying for, but not everything is.
What if you used the Undead to Death spell? That turns undead into regular corpses, doesn't it?
No, you're right. It was the line about undead creatures that threw me, but yes if a creature has been made into undead it can be returned to life
Hooray! It's a Christmas Miracle.
Gotta smash all the zombies before we can save them though.
Tracy helps in the task before doing whatever else she had planned
Thez is way ahead of her, lamenting all the while that she can't rebuke undead anymore.
"Oh wait! There's the words! Kek!" and all the undead around her in a 65' diameter r squish.
If you want to kill a Cloud giant before Christmas Eve…
Afternoon, whats happening?
Chillin, reading, arranging. Making sure I've got the right tables and shit.
Oh just get to the Giant already
Trumpaladin has commanded the Generals and the cute sex horse to target the giant with ranged weapons, while he readies an attack against the Giant. Or he kills shit on the way to the giant, if the demon horse is taking the scenic route
Oh and Fae. Fae is ordered to attack, the cloud giant or whatever targets of opportunity
She could just leap over them all.
I just thought we were still preparing.
No ride bys. A ride by attack means that every time we attack we are "charging" and therefor only get one attack. Even with trippling the dice roll that means I only get less than half as much damage as I could if I slashed with my magic great sword four times (unless the entire damage set is multiplied by three, then maybe it might be worth it). Tracy has an AC of 26 or maybe higher, and Trumpaladin has an AC of like ~33, Tracy has 155 HP and Trumpaladin has ~104. That damned giant is a CR 11, has 200 HP and 24 AC. Don't be a pussy. After the first charge, stay in range, and kill it. It could hit us with a rock if we rode by anyways>>37227D'aww, thanks
So for simplicity, what is Tracy's line of attack, as that determines for her and Trump.>>37227
Torcuil and Trollestia have only faced aquatic zombies and ghouls so far, which she can easily dispense of in waves from her undead turning, let alone Torcuil's magic.
I was actually going to ask how that was going. Good to know the frog army is useful
Oh yeah, its fine. Trollestia can airwalk all around and on top of them, the frog army can pick them off from range, Torcuil can be as creative as he wants,… you guys got this. There is a weird set of torches in the distance, but the docks are solid.
How close is "in range"? She can't just spot on a dime.>>37231>what is Tracy's line of attack
I was going to make a Spirited Charge with a lance, to do triple damage on the first ride-by attack, then go ahead and try to trip it with her dancing chain, if not set on fire.
I thought once it's legs were taken out and it fell over incapacitated, it could be finished off with Lay On Hands.
would say spirited charge with a Lance, and then stay in square and fight it with magic swords until it is dead or we are forced to withdrawal…>>37230That's going to be extremely difficult… It may be difficult enough even to keep Trumpaladin from being obligated to fight on behalf of TracyThe easiest thing to do is just let her be killed, then resurrect her in the entertron. That way Tracy may be satisfied, Trumpaladin has fullfilled his covanent, Trollestia lives, and you keep your steed and ally. I actually had Trumpaladin go and collect blood from her so she could be resurrected if killed. And I was intending him to resurrect her anyways>>37234>>37234
Reeeeeee! Let me hit it with my sword! I want to be able to do damage too. Also, I am not sure the Trip attack works in that way
>Can't spot on a dime
Transfer all of your momentum into the giant through the lance. Seriously, you think you can spot on a dime in the air in a ride by attack and charge back the opposite direction? Physics do not work that way. And if it does, then by the same logic she can stop right next to the giant
A trip attack is an unarmed melee attack. Just hit the damned thing with a sword until it dies
She lands with the Spirited Charge, but distancing from the creature quickly doesn't seem possible, unless abandoning the lances.
Now, did you mean to essentially use the chain as a trip-wire?
|Rolled 16, 4, 3, 9 = 32|
Trumpaladin swings in whatever way the horse will let him
Its something low to the water, as the light from the torches - there's only 3 visible at most- reflects from the water. It drifts silently toward the docks as the water zombies and ghouls feelbly maintain their occupation.
The lance isn't magick, so let it stick in its leg.
Release the chain and let it dance all over it.
I meant to make a trip attack with the chain. That's an option, right? If not, just lash at its legs, or try to stick into its carcass and pull it over.
The Giant takes several stabs and slashes, causing visible damage but not slowing it in the slightest. It swings for Tracy/Trump.
|Rolled 6, 6 = 12|
>>37245I should have cast Protection from evil…
~33 AC do not fail me
Also, activate the robe of colors and smoke every turn.
>>37249>Uboats built by communists
They'll be easy.
Especially if the commander's name is "Marko"
Something like that>>37247
The Giant's crude mobility is not sufficient to land a blow against either Trump or Tracy, its arm/weapon swooshing by through the air.
|Rolled 15, 19, 16, 19 = 69|
Sounds like funhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9zcieO7Plw>>37253
Full Round Attack!
|Rolled 1, 15, 10 = 26|
We could use a Bull's Strength to pull that thing over.>>37253
Rolling to lash with sword.
Let chain attack.
Hmmmm… what could Torc cast…
Ah yes, now I know.
"Go to gulag, cyka blyats"
e_e Rly? Magic missiles fly off and strike various targets, so weak was that meme.
>>37255>>37255I was on an iphone with a cracked screen and a shitty browser in a bar an hour away from home when I was doing this last night, that's my excuse for not casting obvious spells like "protection from evil" or what have you…>>37257
|Rolled 7, 7, 18 = 32|
The d&d spell is called "imprisonment," although I think it's one level above your caster level. It's a scary spell…>>37253
Can Fae pounce without being harmed by undead flesh? If so, Pounce!
Um… I think I calculated her bite attack to be +18 (base is +13, +6 strength, -1 size) so that bite should land against 24 AC
This thing has Damage Reduction, weak to bludgeoning. Try using Tracy's mace to crush its bones.
Are you sure? Where is it listed?
If that's true I'll hold Fae back then. Next round. I hope to get her teeth and claws enchanted eventually.
But a bite attack can be bludgeoning damage. It can be piercing, slashing, or bludgeoning
Under special qualities.
Of course, he doesn't know that. It'd just seem like stabbing a skeleton wouldn't be making very much progress.
Slashing should land when coming from a magic sword. Especially since Vanderiem is Epic level magic against Evil foes, (+7).
Can she attack again?
Also, I'll have to go soon…
Welp, I gtg.
Incase I can't find the time, Merry Christmas guys.
What kind of weapon is this Skeleton using?
My intuition says the Clould Giant mace
Also, this is just the front of a much larger army that has devourers and death mages, I'll bet you
I wondering why the Devourers hadn't attacked yet. They could be wreaking havoc atm, since they already got inside the tower.
It makes me question what (((their))) strategy really is. It can't be this simple.
I don't think devourers just plane shift as easily as you suggest, but whatever, it's a spooky enough possibility
Trumpaladin orders the generals to return to and fortify the hallowed ground of the stadium, and coup up as much of the civilian population there as possible. Cute sex horse and necessary troops are to remain and shoot projectiles over the walls at enemy masses, however
It's not planeshift, it's Etherrealness, and they can use it at will at 20th caster level to freely shift between the material, Etherrealness, and astral planes.
All the same, the wiki implies that they stay on the ethereal plane
thanks tracys faggot.
I'm going to head off to dinner soon.
Merry Christmas everybody.
Say he's using a Gargantuan Candy Cane. And he's wearing a suit of bright red polar bear bear hide armor.
Also, he has a beard, despite being a skeleton.
I'z have question, but I am afraid of the answer
post a thez for the party pic.
I didn't save the one I would have gone with, but this one is fine.>>37286
Which one was that?
It was a modified RL cosplay pic. The girl looked like Arya from Game of Thrones, wearing a leather tunic and with cosmetic ears, faced away from the camera.
What, I notice things. Xp
You mean this one I made?
I considered throwing it out, because the hair was fugged.
Yes, that's the one
Of course, we can't forget her cool Monk staff, and some holly because why not?
That gave me a hearty chuckle.
Fucking Kek. I love how Torcuil is mostly a fabric sample
Will we be able to finish off the giant skeleton tonight?
I can do it. We already landed hits in two rounds and now we are waiting for the giant's round>>37300
Reeee I want to do math and kill it with math
because ms paint is the worst program ever.
Why am I not surprised
Tis true. I am not good with programs
Can I haz its club as a trophy?>>37307
I never use anything but this:https://pixlr.com/editor/
i wonder (((who))) could be behind this attack?
The giant needs a special feat just to wield it. No. Now lets go attack the main force before they suck the souls of everyone in town>>37310
*cough* Bush Dynasty *cough*
Um… during the fight the generals were ordered back to the stadium… See >>37273
You're welcome to kill it with math>>37308
Thez has been saying "too easy" for how long?
About 4 intermittent bang-sounds issue from within the city. Thez stops her murder spree and <whooof>>>37310
(((who))) indeed? Didn't you get a hitler-vision recently?
thanks i didnt save the link.>>37311
Get it later
"Towards the sounds!"
Or maybe, everyone at once. My God. It's 2016 all over again
*Spurs horse again*
I meant the video, but yeah he did kill some undead recently didn't he? >>37318
No dynasty's yet, but there are some crazy liches up in the mix
*gallops towards said sounds*>>37319She loses hit points when you spur her, fyi
*gallops even faster*
If you destroy a lich in combat without offing its phylactery, do you still get XP?
She's killed like 100 or so zombies and in part taken out a Cloud giant, and her HP went from 172, to 170 because her rider spurred her.I kind of want to fuck the horse in that image…>>37326What spells does demon horse want?>>37324
That legit is scarier>>37323
I know right
Eagle's Spendor will help with Saving Throws.
Deathward sounds helpful against liches.
Bull's strength for attacks.
Heal Mount as go-to healing spells.
Wait until the battle. How many ranks did you put into Concentration?
Bring 'em on.
I picked some choice liches for this initial encounter with liches,… crazy liches.
Death ward is my intuition. Are you sure you want to use up level two spells because I think I may need to cast remove paralysis?
What do you think we're up against?>>37332
Nice. Cast protection from evil, target self and mount. Cast resistance
>>37335>What do you think we're up against?
Every lich is a spellcaster with at least 11 levels. Expect high-level necromancers.>I think I may need to cast remove paralysis?
Do as you wish, although you've got that spell-resistance cloak, and Heal Mount removes most status effects. Reminder that you're sharing Tracy's monstrous Saving Throw bonuses, so defense isn't as big of an issue.
As the giant skeleton eventually falls to Tracy and Trump's direct and insistent attack, a feeling of dread seems to spread.
As soon as the spell is active, it becomes hyper-active, burning its self out after about 4 rounds of hyper-visual-activity.
So as I understand it, Trumpaladin has a +10 fort base, +1 for his Constitution modifier, +4 for charisma, +1 for the stone of luck, and that Cloak of resistance which should be like +1-+5
Resistance adds +1
Protection from evil adds +2>>37336
Yikes. We know at least one of them has the power to use finger of death…
I think the shared throw only benefits the mount, and also I did the math and it looks like both Tracy and Trump have +10 bases plus modifers>>37337
Trumpacy advance towards the sound and danger with spuring and speed
Since coming from the giant fight at the bridge, Trump and Tracy can only directly affect one leg of the incursion. Don't worry, you get to kill Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
The Notorious RBG you say? NiceI like her argumentation style…
Where did she land?
Finger of death only kills you if you are a bitch.
So true. I've got like a ~20+ fort save now anyways
They can tough-out pretty much any spell with a save.>Finger of Death
Don't be a bitch.
Unless you run into some lvl 30 Archmage, it won't be anything to be afraid of.
If ypou're afraid, cast Deathward.>>37339
Can't she jump/fly over the horde to get to the action faster?
She more floated in. It is as though a dark cloud interjected its self, accentuated by a skeletal face.with "brown" tightly knit "hair". Upon critical review, you can't be certain that any aspect is "alive"
They are going into town. Fly or gallop, either way it's 100 ft.
Some of these spells have very high DCs, like 10+1/2 caster level plus charisma modifer. At least that can be high>>37346
I was in the Court Room the day Whole Women's Health was delivered by the Justices. I saw Ruth Bader Ginsberg. As the Justices walked away and back into their quarters, RBG took much, much longer than any of the others. Holy hell is she old
Stop worrying about meta and focus on the fight. TRrumpaladin doesn't know shit about necromancy, so it doesn't matter if we do.
Then fucken' fly to it
Dood, read the writing. She's unholy and profane and is being held together by force of magical will rather than biological design. And she'll die soon.
I only have one level 4 spell. I can do one or the other, but not both…
That's a pretty accurate description
i charge rbg on uatchit.
There's 3 of them in this encounter desu, she's just one (the "oldest")
GM, can I do a lay of hands touch attack while charging?>>37355
Go to a different Lich. There are plenty of Lichs
Use one of your mass heal spells.
Can Tracy attack with her chain before they get there? It's got a 60 ft range.
i am when i get close to a lich.
There are a lot of lichs in town, you should probably check another area…
She can travel at twice her speed in a charge round. that's 200 feet. She'd be in range before it mattered
Can they see the other liches from where they are?
I want to know who they are
Is it Kagan and Sotomayor? Are their clerks Vampire helpers?
Fucking Anthony Kennedy too
Soros is a balor. These are liches
all jews are the same desu.
Wait for it, Anon.>>37367
It'd already be clear if he were. You could see him from a mile away, with the height and the flame.
Any desired spells?
Deathward would last 16 minutes on both Trump and Tracy
Wait for the encounter first.
Anyone still there?
I'm watch a movie with family per Christmas tradition though
Well, I'll probably lurk for the next couple hours.
Kek. I just saw that one on my watchlist.
Shameless Blogpost:I'm going to go to a movie with my family for the next couple hours. They want to watch the new (((Star Wars))) film; i hope it's half-decent this year.
Good. Good. Blog post with usI honestly believe it's not a bad movie. I watched it a couple nights ago with a friend when we went to see it at midnight. It's definitely better than the other two disney Star Wars films and any of the prequals,
although it drags on for way too long - it should have been shorter.
But I think it's a solid film
So I hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday, allow me to get meta for a moment.
I've kind of painted myself into a corner. This was supposed to be the point at which the party becomes aware of certain aspects of the world through a lengthy villainous monologue/description, but Liches don't do that. In fact, in this context all they would do is attack. No explanations or dialogue, just a throwing of themselves and their resources against their opponent. Liches revive after a short period of time, and there's always more corpses to animate, so who cares? So, in the conclusion of the immediate situation, I'm going to introduce a new NPC to give convenient explanations. In this way, we can still meta as needed, but in a very tongue-in-cheek gesture it will enable characters to know stuff by way of convenient explanations. Pic related is convenient eplanation man
>>37391>Implying Thez shouldn't already know all of this shit
That's okay, it's very easy to imagine the lichs have human lackeys that are taken aliveI'm finally making some plans for world building after the war is over.
The lack of international commerce has been putting a hold on my world building for a while, but hopefully I can get back in the gameUm… I got a few things I want for my Fae after the battle is over…
Merry Christmas>>37390>>37389IMO the new one is mainly hated because of the guy who dies at the end. I feel most people can't look over that detail, and hate the rest of the movie because of it. The only film I personally won't sit down and watch is the Phantom Menace. I like how (((disney))) is doing with it, but I still prefer the books.Go ahead, shit on me
Do I redeem myself by currently reading The Art of the Deal?
Yes. Absolutely. I've felt kind of lonely here making references to it, but no one gets my references because I am the only person who has read it>>37398
D'aww, thanks. Merry Christmas Dixie
Prepare to have your references understood Donny>>37400
Mein Kampf is next on my reading list don't worry
Well, I assume the liches didn't go down without a fight. How many spell slots did it take to fell them? How much energy did we expend?
Oh certainly not, and the Liches timed their arrival. At the same time they're arriving (there's three) a mix of screams of alarm and panic can be heard from within the port.
For those at the bridge, there's Ruth Bader Ginsberg. For those at the port there is Nanci Pelosi, and for those at the sewer (is there anyone even?) there's Dianne Feinstein.
Infernius was supposed to be at the sewer, but we can kill Fienstien after The Notorious RBG is semi-kill>>37402
Do you not want to play out the combat sequence?
Why do you assume we are not going to kill the licks in combat? They need a chance to kill us, after all
Infernius left the sewer.
Can we start the charge soon?
I am aware. He should head back
I had planned to play it out a bit, as players are able. The biggest risk to players is human resources, reputation, and immediate adversary.>>37405
Thats the the thing about liches, you can kill the image/presence all you want and it'll b back in some days; one must kill the phylactery, also for swag.>>37408
Allyps, vargouilles, shadows, and other base undead lunge at Trump, each dying in rapid and often continuous succession when coinciding with Vandereium's abilities. Maintaining a perimeter is pretty easy. Trump can turn undead, say "Football" (1x/day) or move (incurring attacks of opportunity, aside from attacks or item use.
I am in the sewers.
Well fuck me. Where is RBG relative to me? Where am I? Am I unmounted again?
Can't Tracy just fly over all of the grunts and charge straight for Ruth?
All three listed enemy types are flying…
High in the air, appearing as a dense dark cloud or fog, a disgusting mask of decayed flesh is stuck half-assedly out one side on a broom handle as a "recognizable face"
Fuck it. Trample Attack while attempting to Overrun them, while Trump keeps swinging his sword, and continue the charge. Tracy is Huge and has 31 Str, so she can Trample just about anything that doesn't choose to get out of her way.
Alright, is it possible to move forward without more than normal attacks? What about using the generals to shoot arrows to clear a path?
Can cute sex horse use the grape-shot type effect of the Trebuchet fire to clear a path?
Does daylight scare them away?
Um… Trumpaladin re-kills anything undead that comes in range
It's not a weapon and it's not in range
Now should we use NPCs with range attacks to help clear the gap, proceed forward at risk, or use the holy word to clear a circle?
I meant Disarm, and a broom could count as a weapon.
Anyway, can Tracy knock the old "lady" off the broom with her 60 ft chain?
Yes, the trebuchet.<WHUDDDD> sounds off from the rear. "What are you aiming at? No seriously, what? The giant is meta-kill, what else is there?" Slovenia demands, showing visual cues that she had most enjoyed fing the toys. "Sound off targets!" her voice somehow cuts through the din of hundreds of undead spoops clamoring around.
>"Second enemy wave appears to be proceeding from the same points of attack as the first. Send all combat personnel back to the walls, and engage via ranged attacks. You yourself shall engage in flying targets that come too close, or assist the ground troops">>37422
"Target this dense horde of flying and grounded undead! It is absolutely impossible for you to miss. Target the mass between us and the cloud!"
And… My parents are making me eat dinner. Be back in a few minutes
Tracy is using her free-action smoke cloud every turn, btw.
Tracy continues plowing straight towards Ruth, crushing bones beneath her fiery hooves as she charges, reading her dancing chain to lash at the old caster once she gets withing 60 ft.
I too must eat. Not now, but soon. Go forth and nom good paladin. This part upcoming is where we take all the cards and resources we have been hiding/stashing/cultivating and throw them - almost literally - against the undead hoard context.
60 feet is one third of her charge speed. She gets that close, unless there are too many undead to make a charge, she really ought to charge
How many squares away is she?
As Tracy dashes forward, often leaving a ruined opponent in her wake, a shrivelled voice calls out from the darkened cloud with the stupid broom puppet-head sticking out. "Hold," it shrieks
Shit. Was that a save?
How high-up is Tracy? It'll fucking suck if she drops Trump…
Tracy shrugs off, was that a compulsion attempt? Oh well, that dark cloud clearly needs to die cuz it sounds like spoopy talking.>>37429
She was more than one round away, but her dice roll side-stepped the efficacy of her action.
So Tracy hovers-ish across from Ruth Bader Ginsberg along(?) with,….
Thez and the Fight club secured aspects of the town, while Infernius observed the giant pile or poo divide and segment into a few dozen piles of poo, which quickly and angrily look at him.
Trump has been riding her the whole time.>>37433>her dice roll side-stepped the efficacy of her action
Does that mean she still has more rounds until she can attack with her chain?
The Horse Shoes of the Peerless steed, combined with the already high bonus from being a Paladin's mount or Cauchemar, make Tracy basically immune to compulsion spells even from God-tier spell casters.>>37433
All personel with ranged attacks - spartan, generals, and cute sex horse - who are not essential to hold the line, are to target undead between RBG and Trumpacy, as well as around them. Fae is to engage undead on the bridge, as reasonable to hold the line
Charge if possible. If not possible, I guess do ranged attacks, but you're in range of her spells, so you're basically waiting for her to kill us while we can't attack her with melee
"Get me closer. I want to hit her with my sword.
No really, almost all of our ways of harming her require us to get within ten feet. I could probably kill her in a single round with a buffed enough Paladin's lay of hands, but I need to touch her
Spirited Charge. Attempt to knock her off of her broom with the dancing chain once she gets within 60 ft.
Ready Attack with Vanderiem and Smite Evil when in range
That might require a Concentration check, while riding at this rate point..
How be the docks?
>>37440True. I went through a set of threads last night and discovered GM did not apply my Int modifier when calculating my Skill points, so I have more than realized that I can put into Ride and Concentration>>37441
It's being visited by friendly undead senator Nancy Pelosi. See >>37403
Can Torc drain the swamp?
More like get rid of these fuck ass zombie senators, but on a scale of 1 to "orbit of pluto" how far would draining the ocean launch my sides?
Uh… Target the senators if possible
Oh wait, why did I think you where GM?
I'm gonna wait and see what he says
Also, Don't use-up Death Ward. Cast Eagle's Splendor. You have high Char and Divine Grace. Save that Spell slot for Holy Sword to finish off the biggest boss.>>37452Merry Christmas.
easy now, I insisted on those buffs long ago
Good point on Death ward. Be advised it lasts 16 minutes though, so probably more than one encounter
I want to use eagle's splendor to buff a lay of hands attack though. How many more waves do you think are comming?
Tracy also has an odd numbered Dexterity score, meaning she gains +1 to her AC, +1 to her ranged attack score, and +1 to her chain attack score/rapier attack score if she gets the weapon finesse feat, if just one more point is allotted there
>>37452>Torc's charisma isn't odd>can't get a bonus to make fucking random things easier
What would drain the swamp do against the zombie senators?
I thought she had Finess by now? She was training to finess her chain this week in the holodeck.
Why did you want a Spell Resistance Cloak instead of a Cloak of Charisma? It would've been better for saves against spells.
It's been less than a day in game time since they came back from the hunting trip. And a lot of that has been spent talking or feeding birds or killing ponimaru [-]but not having sex reeeee and all the other things Tracy does in a day
Handling those huge birds should count towards Dodge training…
Because a cloak of charisma adds from +2 to +6 to a Cha score, whereas a Cloak of resistance adds from +1 to +6 to savings throws. Basically he could get the same bonus from a +3 resistance cloak as an epic tier cloak of charisma>>37461
Maybe. It's one solid week of training per feat though. Doesn't come cheap. I do know a few feats I want to give my Fae though…
>>37462>Basically he could get the same bonus from a +3 resistance cloak as an epic tier cloak of charisma
Yeah, so why not just go for higher Char, and use that bonus to also count towards Lay On Hands, Diplomacy, Leadership, etc? Tracy made one for him, but she just dyed it black and used it on herself after she saw he got another one.>>37462>give my Fae though
Can we just give feats to our animals? I thought it takes a year to train a magical beast to do one thing?
Can Tracy give feats to her birds?
>>37463Aww. That's sweet
Can he's still use it for the Paladin's Lay of Hands attack? A +2 cloak would do 16 HP damage.
I think I asked for both a Cloak of Charisma and a Cloak of Resistance, so maybe both?>>37463
Well, Fae is a magical beast, which should help her. I'm going to try to advance her as much as GM will let me. There are Feats specific to monsters that Fae can take that I want for her
I believed and continue to believe that that Rapier of Puncture is perfect for Tracy. With the weapons Finesse feat, as well as the 5e version of the shape shifter's armor or a skillful placing of ability points, Tracy could have a +5 dexterity bonus to attack as well as the sword's +2 bonus for +7, besides the sword's special attack.
Apparently Infernius already promised the sword to someone else. But Tracy is a neutral evil thief. She doesn't give a shit about any promises to anyone, with the possible
exception of her betrothal, and she certainly wouldn't care for an agreement she wasn't party to.
>>37464>which should help her
Shouldn't it be the opposite? It takes a whole year to train a magical beast, while it only takes one week to train an animal. Animals may have low Int, but they're trained to exploit those slots much more easily than magical beasts; that's really the only excuse for giving them such low Int in the first place.
Fuck if I know. I just know I'm putting Fae in the holodeck and having her train towards a monster feat until GM tells me not to
>>37465>that Rapier of Puncture is perfect for Tracy
Yeah, but it belongs to Darkie.>She doesn't give a shit about any promises to anyone
True, but I'm not about to take my chance with stealing from the higher-level thief. I'll just murder other NPCs for their shit.>>37467
It also requires an Epic Check in Handle Animal. How many ranks did you put into that? Paladin's (and Blackguards) have that skill for the sake of training their horses, which only require a 15-20 DC to train.
Oh fuck off. Do you want to tell me how you're keeping animals exactly? You don't get an animal companion, you don't get a familiar, and it's only GM haxxor that's letting you get not one but two
animals that are not mere animals But giant fucking animals that should eat Tracy, not listen to her
Now let me advance my NPC mount the way you normally advance an NPC
>It belongs to Darkie
Are you playing a lawful Good character? If yes, then please cut the "kill the unicorn" bullshit. If no, then please stop being a hypocrite and moralizing
>Not taking a chance with a higher level thief
Then will you please make Tracy not take her chances against a higher level Wizard, a Higher level Cleric, and possibly a god-level monk while trying to kill a demi-god unicorn?
>>37469>higher level wizard
Techinacally Torc is lvl 16 too.
The point is that the odds of success of Tracy against the entire party at once is much lower than Tracy versus Darkemeter
>>37469>You don't get an animal companion
Animal Companions are special NPCs, like Paladins's mounts.
You can own/train as many creatures as you have time to Handle, although it takes time to manage them. Rearing them from birth makes it easier.
I'm not trying to give you a hard time, I'm just wondering if that'll work, since I'll gladly jump on that opportunity if it's allowed.>tfw Rocs count as Animals
If I can give these birdies feats, I'll buff them into gods.>>37471
When did she say she was fighting the entire party?
>>37472I call Sam
Well, the Holodeck I think requires an intelligent creature. Birds could be trained, but probably can't train themselves
>Entire Party at once
Infernius always white knights, always, and now Torcuil is joining the mix Thank you Torcuil, she deserves someone to fight for her
. I'll believe that Tracy can fight Torcuil, snek, and Trollestia all at once and win if Trumpaladin and Fae are fighting on her side, but throw in Infernius and it's no longer a fair fight.
She'd be much smarter to give it up, to delay a week, or to make a deal
Well, I have been sadly, and unintntionally
projecting myself a bit on the Troll/Torc relations.
I didn't really understand the point at first, so I blew it off. In reality, Troll has shown if a somewhat strange and perverted
affection for Torc. This would lead the hermity old Torc to fall head over heels for Troll, because of his solitary background.>>37474
TLDR, I've been fucking up my RPing
Can feats be acquired outside the Holodeck? Some feats feel better off being acquired on the road.>make a deal
That's literal cuckoldry. Also, didn't I say she was irrationally angry in character?
I don't like spoiling character intentions through meta.. Let her get there first.
>>37475Torc doesn't know that Troll cheated on him too though.
We'll get to that point later. Discussing it now just spoils shit. Let's kill these liches first.
Is GM here?
>>37476>Outside of the holodeck
I would say yes, but the point is that it takes a literal 40 to 100 hours of doing something in order to get the feat. It's not super cheap, it's just obtainable
How is that literal Cuckholdry? As I understand the meaning of the term, it means "a person whose partner has had sex with someone else besides the person while in the relationship." No one is having sex in most possible deals, so where is the cukholdry?
>Let her get there first
You know he'll try to talk her down long before she gets there, right? >>37475
Nevermind the romantic aspect. If a demi-god unicorn agrees to be your "steed and ally," you say yes>>37477
Yes he does. The character talked to Tracy after Tracy found out. Also, Torcuil cheated on Trollestia
>>37478>where is the cukholdry?
Cuckoldry involves consent or inaction of the other partner, otherwise it's NTR.
How are you tonight?
What is NTR?
But how would making a deal with the other party members and Trollestia to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revived and be Torcuil's mountfu or whatever, be "Literal cuckholdry"?
>>37482>to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revived
That isn't meta
what Tracy wants. She wants to dispose of
the cunt who cucked her.
Sup>>37478>you say yes
What part about "I was confused and kinda didn't want it so I made Torc blow her off" don't you get>>37478>he knows
spoke about it, not Torc
"Can I buy you Ice cream after this?">>37484
That conversation took place in Character between Tracy, Thez, and Torcuil. Of that I am sure
Gimme a quick gestalt of what i missed.
Actually since tracy is a female its Cuckqueaning.
Diane Fienstiene is coming up through the sewers
Oh shit i use cure serous wounds on (((Her))).
TLDR: Tracy and Trump need a relationship conseler>>37485
I don't remember it, so it never happened: A book of logical fallacies by me>>37487
She's surrounded by shambling shit-monsters. Use the Mass version.
Either way, she's irredeemably pissed off. She's destroyed ponies before for less than half of what Troll did.
Trump to Tracy
>"Do I still have to help you kill her?">>37492>"Look on the bright side, little pony. That weeb faggot horse is dead, so someone did die over this. Blood has been paid. So you can let go of your gudge"
Tracy's going to wup his ass so hard for that dumb stunt he pulled; he'll wish he stayed dead.
And the godless communists
Hey no psychologically scarring him before Infernuis appolgizes.
I've mean meaning to revive the Fire Giants and the zombies from the first session for a really long time, but I kept forgetting.
Amidst the sense of hopeless, there's a feeling of emptiness>>37500
Yes,… of course Kefka has
That's a good point actually>>37496>"Tracy, I want you to understand that I am here for you. I am loyal to you - I can be loyal to you. If you need an ally, you have me.
>"But killing the Troll… it can't happen tonight. Not today. The event of this morning is too fresh in everyone's minds. The bull will be white knighting for her. The NEET will be white knighting for her. Perhaps even the demon-THOT will be white knighting for her. No, even with a white-knight all of your own, you are out-matched, and the white bitch would live"
>"No. You need to be the sneaky Shadow of the Night. Kill her, but only when everyone least expects it. Let days or weeks or months pass. Do it late at night when all of the others
and their faggots are asleep. Then you shall strike, you shall kill her, and it will be reported in the morning that she returned to her forest. But not until then should you strike. And when you do, you may call me.">>37499>"Maybe you could even resurrect that homosexual horse and interrogate him. Make him agree to a plan"
Reeeee thez isnt a thot.
Only semi-minor trauma; consider it training. She'll ask him about that other thing after, if she finds out. She'd been looking for him.>>37505
*is still charging through a cloud of screeching spooks*>'I'm sorry, Flashy. But can you wait until we're done fighting before we all get emotionally compromised?'
Where do you think a community of ziggers would be in this world?
Thez is an unapologetic thot. It adds to her swagger.
I mean, she owns a whore house: she's the top-thot.>>37508
Jungles, Savannahs, Alleyways.
I was going through an old thread and saw Torcuil referring to Thez as the "demon-THOT" and thought it was funny>>37507>"No. You'll have made up your mind by then. You need to understand now what I am saying, and then we can kill this bitch activist judge who writes very well
I cure serous wounds mass.
*swerves dangerously*>'I don't have time for this..!'Seriously. You can't just throw-out emotional dialogue in a beat-em-up combat scenario
Can we re-kill Ruth now?
What's the emotion in "wait to kill her later"? More anger? Anger is good, because he wants her to attack and kill the Notorious RBG who is right in front of them.
Emotion is beside the point. She can't talk very much while she's fighting a sea of corpses.
You can swarm on the dark cloud that has a broom-stick head sticking out of one end, yes
Are they within 60 ft? Can she knock her off of her broom?
THOT DETECTOR: ACTIVTATED
B E G O N E T H O TI though I called her a demon-whore…
Whore is better. Since she's a diabolical pop-idol.
Infernuis don't want to kill you guys,but he will.
Ready attack, and order NPCs to clear other undead nearby with ranged weapons>>37515
Use your night vision to determine the precise location of the Notorious RBG, and attack her, getting Trump close enough to take swings>>37518
I don't think it works that way. Just charge the fucking lich, since you can go 180 feet in a single round, and if you are 60 feet away she can spam all sorts of one-hit kill spells at you while Trump can't do shit and you can't use your more effective weapons
>>37521>Use your night vision to determine
|Rolled 15 + 21|
Darkvision is passive, but Spot check I guess.
Pretty sure that cloud grants Concealment though, like Tracy's.
Thez would be the first to admit it though.>>37521
Kek, that was a while ago
Fuck it. You have a sword with wind gust. Use that when you get close. Also, charge the activist justice
>tfw actually respect the Justice
Tracy's chain is everdancing. It's attacks won't impede her own.
-THOT. There. Is that better?
Slovenia is sub- pony.
That only lets you make attacks of opportunity. Which you shouldn't get in this scenario>>37528
I will ban you!
Don't you dare insult horsefuckery on this board!
*frees chain to attack Ruth*
If you want to be a good goy and fight your breatheren, you can take that shit right back to (((/mlp/))). At mlpol, we are united to save the white race and secure a future for our satry children>>37534
"Unicorns are just over-glorified goats, desu. It's only the Arabian version that even look look horses."
You have a point. Ive never seen a black saytr.
That Unicorns in the classical sense are really just over-glorified goats and it's only the Arabian variety that even look like horses. European unicorns look like small goats/deer, with cloven hooves, beards, and Leonid tail. It was only in the Renaissance Era that they even started drawing them as horse-like, because every artist wanted to paint a new version of Pegasus (that's also when hippogriffs came to be). Scottish Unicorns came later though, and are thus more horse-like.
They're still cute as fuck though. Too bad they only approach pure maidens.
1.meet a qt 3.14
2.save the white race
4.make her stay pure
Slovenia is an MLP unicorn though. She's basically sexuality distilled down to its essence, and shaped into a particularly cute horned-pony
They also like Knights in shining armor, in Mixed Nuts And NEET meme mages apparently…>>37538
I think you got the order wrong
ATM I'll go wtfe,… and thats damn cute
What the fuck did you just fuking say about unicorns, you little (((jew)))? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the horsefucker accadmy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit-Quaeda, and I have over 420 confirmed kills, I am trained in horsepussy warfare, and I'm the top shitposter in the entire /mlpol/ defense force. You are nothing to me but another shill. I will rule #10 you with precision the likes of which has ever been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words.
I'll make a full version later>>37537
Scottish unicorns are best unicorns>>37538
"Happy Holidays guys,… ^_~"
Merry Christmas/other thez
2. Save white race by having multiple sons before your daughter.
Merry Christmas Thez/Thez's faggot
I was going to dump my collection of over two dozen woodhoers shoops, but I think I just won't now.
Here's a 1-minute shoop, as compensation.
>>37544>Scottish unicorns are best unicorns
Plz make Trollestia edit
>>37553>repeating the Leftist version
Are you a Jew or something?
No. I'm just a parakeet who repeats what people say.
Why not make Tracy images? She's completely neglected by the fandom. She needs love
I'm lazy and suck at everything except recolors on this computer…
This is all I've made of her recently. I can't find my older stuff.
Also, I was going to make shoops of woodhoers to develop her character, since she's Tracy's friend.
>>37561>disembodied blue asses>I'd still fap to it
Eh, keep it up. Recolors are just fine, since she's a traced character anyways. Make more!
Elves celebrate Christmas, don't they?
What do they celebrate in Hell this time of year?
Vid because I feel like it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhkStL0xyM>>37563>Make more!
I need moar disembodied asses to recolor.
Has Tracy even talked to her recently?
I was going to have Trumpaladin go on another date with her so we could get a deep exploration of her character. But since Tracy made him commit himself to her he hasn't been able. I like her
Idk where she actually is, but I would've had them chat every now and then if I had the chance…
I like her too. She reminds me of my geeky cousin who was always building things in my uncle's workshop.
I think you can do that, just take a few minutes when GM is around. As I said, I managed an entire date Exhausted the hell out of GM though
.>>37564>Trying to be all Multi-cultural and Accepting of foreign cultures
In places inhabited by White people and Western Culture, we celebrate Christmas, and have for over 1000 years
What the fuck did you just fuking say about nazi ponies you little (((jew)))? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the horsefucker academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit-Quaeda, and I have over 420 confirmed kills, I am trained in horsepussy warfare, and I'm the top shitposter in the entire /mlpol/ defense force. You are nothing to me but another shill. I will rule #10 you with precision the likes of which has ever been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with calling horsefuckers degenerate on my board? Think again, (((Jew))). As we speak I am contacting my secret board of nazi horsefuckers across the internet, and you board is being flooded with horsepussy so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that floods the shills with horsepussy. You're fucking dead, kid. I can post anywhere, anytime, and I can post seven hundred clop pics, and that's just my Pinkie Pie folder. Not only am I extensively trained in the ways of horsepussy, but I have access to the entire shitposting capabilities of the /mlpol/ defence force and I will use it to it's full extent to flood your miserable post of the face of this board you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "Horsefucking is degenerate" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're drowning in horsepussy, you little shill. I will post rule #10 all over you and you will drown in it.
You're fucking dead (((Jew)))
Plz r8 my art.
Spectacula Out of wow.
>>37573>these pics>softening me up
*releases chain, hoping it reaches Ruth by now*
Um… GM, can I have a few accessories for my Kitty? I mean, if it's alright with you…
All kidding aside, I appreciate you guys. I'm glad there's [i]something[/i about this/these threads that keeps u coming back to monitor like spergs, and I look forward to messing with your heads to the fullest extent of my ability in the new year.>>37577
Not right now, u have to kill things first
Yea i got you fam.
>>37580>messing with our heads>implying Torc won't fuck everything up by fucking sticking his dick in the plans, just like everything else
I agree, this year should be intresting
Can we get to the killing tonight?
This, also. My massive OC shitpost has to count for something….
It's Christmas though. I'm just fine if I can relax and take a walk>>37583
At least you are spending time with your waifu, who you've freaking cheated on twice now, you whore
I would expect no less than atleast three mindfucks.
Torc never fucked the dragon, only death and troll. And Death was a highly unusal
No desu, this opponent is going to bat you about like a tennis ball and observe your response times>>37588
I'm gonna shoot for 6 then
Detect evil on that cloud with the stick>>37589
Isn't any problem a mindfuck to the minotaur with low intellegence?>>37591
Yes, cloud is ebil.>>37592
Several of the Keks
So as characters position and situate themselves, they notice that the air is almost stale with inactivity. Its almost as though they have been in this position - on the verge or in process of some dramatic action or other - for several minutes in game time and almost a day now from player-standpoint. I assure you, I'm noy just
being a fag
If the characters are suspended indefinitely in galloping pose, can they talk out their relationship problems?
Aside from stabbing one another, go for it>>37596
I love Monty Python.
Boop Attack on Tracy!
Bad Anonfilly! Don't pick up habits from communists!
>>37599>Rolled a 6
I'm a say that landed with a 26 AC for Horsey, a +16 base attack bonus, and a +5 strength modifier. So horsey is booped>>37601
The Right way to do it is to boop another pony>>37601
"Looks like that fucking space coyote screwed us over or something. Just like Trollestia, she set me up!
Anyways… wanna talk about our problems?"
Strength doesn't make attacks land more easily. And he'd have to crawl out of his saddle and climb her neck to reach her snoot.
Also, it might me unwise to boop her while she's 40 ft up…>landing on a 6
Yes it does, you apply your strength modifier to your attack roll to beat AC. So 16+5+6=27>26 The attack landed.
>Crawl out of saddle
He's got a reach of 5 feet. Or maybe 10. But he can boop a horse if he leans forward
>>37604>Landing on a 6
That's why playing a higher level Paladin is so epic. His attack bonuses are so high that his first attack lands against almost any opponent on any role higher than a 1
Well, as long as he's on her back, he counts as helpless
"Bad Horsey! Bad!"
"Stahp! You'll mess up my absolutely perfect hair"
*Infernuis starts laughing uncontrollably*
>>37611>Image won't upload because of this fucking change that Swedish dev made
I'm'a ban you if you insult the perfect hair>>37612
He can always talk
>Glisten in the moonlight
"Tracy, do have any moneys I can use or borrow? I need to get some gifts for my Fae"
*ignores volatile statements*
"How do you feel about Fae, Tracy? I know you used to not like her, because you were jealous of her. But now you are a mount too. So can you accept her?"
>>37616>"When she laid out Torcuil in two rounds, she proved to me two things. That she was willing to do anything I needed her to do, and that she was able.
If you could have your own killer attack lion - better than a lion - that you could fly, wouldn't you?"
That second part is supposed to be in the link-greentext, but it feels appropriate as is>>37616>"Well… it's more than just that. She came to me. It would be beyond rude to dismiss her. And she spoke the magic words of Football, American, and Ponies. Who else in this world have you heard speak do beautifully?">>37618>"I asked you to attack Torcuil first"
Happy 26th good night guys.
It was five years ago today I first watched My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
If i get fingered by the lich, protect thez and then res me.
>>37625>Fingered by the lich
It'll be the Lich that needs to be protected from Thez