Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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>>36201*places all vials back in position, closes the container, tries to secure it, and lock it if at all possible*
"Uh, should we be here for this?"
>>36203Is this super bad?
>>36208"For the resurrection of Mr. Theatrical"
>>36212"... you mean that gut Infernius just threw in the Entertron? Who is he anyway?"
>>36213"Last party's Paladin. Not well liked. Very theatrical. Failed a saving throw in a fight against the Orc leader"
>>36214"You weren't satisfied that the current party has enough theatrical Paladins?"
>>36216"Well that's great, Flashy. Now you can show him what a righteous and faithful Paladin you are. You can show him what
real heroic theatrics look like."
>>36216"we need more friends to help destroy communist and conquer land."
*Is sad, because is not theatrical or dramatic enough to satisfy Infernius*
*sad Paladin noises*
>>36218"Wanna go revive the old party's rogue? And how do you like that we've got a real Assassin?"
>>36220*humps leg*
"It's more fun when you have someone to compare yourself to."
>>36221"I wouldn't mind. Do you think we should?"
To conclude
>>36194With Snek's str, he can keep the Hag in place long enough to prevent her from attacking Torcuil, and whille he'll take damage in the process, as a staff he can be fixed with a simple "mend item" spell (1st lvl I think). The hag is done for.
Infernius just resurrected Cecil, wooer of Ant Queens, insufferable comic-book paladin of legend and infamy.
Am I forgetting anything?
>>36219"we have severe difficulty not murdering each other. This particular individual was known to be bad, and died in-fighting in a party that was less united than we are"\\\\
>>36223"Well, Torcuil isn't here..."
>>36224Woer of ant queens?
Also, at some point I would like to know
>>36193 >>36220"you my favorite paladin."
>>36226"D'aww"
*hugs infernius*
"But maybe he wasn't liked for a reason... probably should have asked Thez first, since she knows him"
>>36224... He might not be happy when he finds out that all the ants are kill..Tracy has all of their dust in a bucket in her room though.>>36225"I can kill him if he bullies you, Flashy..."
>>36225There were 2 cloaks made actually, and the periapt. I missed the bracers tho.
>>36227"maybe you right oh well."
>>36224I do have a question, but I'll save it for a better time.
Torc heals Mr. Snek, pets the noodle, then continues on his path.
I have a compremise to the whole steampunk pinkie. I doesn't happen if you don't want it to >>36229What was the second cloak?
>>36228"Oh, you haven't even killed the last person you swore you killed. In fact, I haven't killed the last two I swore to kill either. Last three"
>>36229Huzzah!
>>36230"Yeah, I guess he can just be killed if there is a problem"
>>36233Torc ties a note to the ol hag and teleports the corpse to the tower.
Tracy reads "I thought you might want another body -Torc"
>>36234"...Do you want to kill her now?"
>>36235"Oh Yippee!"
*Drags body to corpse collection*
>>36231>steampunk ponkI look forward to it. We'll get to that. For now, I'm going to actually get a decent night's sleep
for onceSo Cecil is not-kill, Torcuil survived daring a random encounter,... this time and,... where
is Thez?
'Night! ^_~
>>36240"I was talking about resurrecting Korak, and she said 'I can kill him if he bullies you.' I told her 'come on, you haven't killed the last person you swore to kill, and I haven't killed the last three people I swore to kill. Then she said 'should we kill her right now.'"
>>36240>>36244"We ain't killing anyone right now"
>>36245"Yep. That'll happen when you try to think about these things"
>>36247"why you sound like Jew now? you hiding something?"
>>36241Good night. I'm hitting the hay too
>steamponk is gonna happenOh fuck, thats gonna go really good or really bad,
There will be no inbetween
>>36248"Do you want to kill Kiynen?"
>>36250*makes sure lennos isn't around*
"yes."
>>36249My guess is really bad.
Also, why is your fantasy waifu a robot?
Nevermind
>>36251"well... Maybe it would be worth venturing to Durpistan. You know. To see if Lenos is still alive... make some acid resistance potion before we go. You know, Trollestia has natural acid resistance. Eh, you get the point"
>>36253"yea, hey me have questions about wwe."