Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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*Puts anti-magick daggers in pouch*
Btw, how big are the stables? It has dividers, but how many spaces?
>>35689Care to help get rid of her?
>>35691Oh God. If you think Trollestia is pure evil (and she is) Ponk will be a billion times worse
>>35693I never approved the anti-magic daggers, I just said that daggers were available, and that was directed mostly at Trump, cuz he doesn't have any.
>>35696hey i want to go weapon shopping now.
>>35696Okay..
Can she still make some hooked punching daggers?
>>35697I want to raid Cardishore asap. I'm a Thief, but I haven't stolen anything yet.
>>35662>>35695Torc should create his own waifu. It'd be a breakthrough in NEET-Wizard innovation.
>>35699>ASAPOne does not simply raid Cardishore. That's enemy territory and unlike last time they know who you are
>>35702You'll get more weapons in the tower
>>35703i bet they have some super high quality stuff though.
>>35702>do they have weapons They'd better freaking still have her knives, or people are going to get hurt really badly.
>>35701>they know who you are>DisguiseI feel like a challenge.
>>35696Um.... Any chance I can get Trollestia as a Paladin's Mount? I've noticed she has very strict motivation requirements, where any request has to be framed through one of two things that she cares about (reducing suffering, and sowing discord) but once you have one or both of those, she'll do almost anything to that end
>>35705>>35706ill help for some dope ass weapons and maybr torc could find a robo pinkie pie there.
>>35706Just take Trumpaladin with you...
I want to pose as setting up a reality TV series
>>35708It's not a shopping mall. It's an enemy stronghold and an allegorical representation of social media
>>35708>steampunk robo-pinkie pieJust when I thought this couldn't get better
>>35705Now you're talking.
>>35703>You'll get more weapons in the towerI still want to steal things! I didn't play a rogue to get everything fair and square.
>>35713What is there to steal? I think you are not understanding what this location is like
>>35712Oh thats just fucking cold as ice m8
>>35711>Steam-PonkFund it.
Try talking to the gnomes about it.
>>35717ill help you in cardishore.
>>35717THIS
Krenshall is Japan in this game. It has Hitech stuff. You want stuff, go there. Cardishore is Facebook. It has nothing but soulless drones.
>>35718See
>>35719Cardishore is basically morodor, more so than the Court City. there's nothing of value there, but much evil
>>35719Has Torc been to Krenshall before? Where is it?
Help, plz I confused.
>>35717>>35718>invests 2 bitcoin >>35720im sure they confiscated some nice weapons, and plus i suspect (((they have something vaulable there.
>>35709Trumpaldin would have to be lawful and wait in line though...
He could still come though., She'll just do her thing separately.
>>35714>What is there to steal?EVERYTHING! Weapons, clothes, body parts, wonderous items money. Literally anything she can get away with, she'll take.
>>35721It's only been visited by Tracy and Trumpaladin and only briefly. But they will craft anything for you with money
>>35723>Wait in lineKek. I'm much too important for that. I'll be making my own reality TV series, commercials, WWE fights, and so forth
>>35724I'm assuming its the red one.
Torc needs a ride...
>>35727"uh c-can i be a part of that?"
>>35729>Torc needs a horse to get a horse>>35730He can't teleport somewhere he hasn't been..
Can he?
>mount spellThat'll work
>>35731Oh you'd dominate in Cardishore
>>35732RIDE. TROLLESTIA! They will be impressed that you have a pretty Unicorn! They were impressed when I had Fae the last time we were there
>>35733*excited minotuar noises*
"will you be my manager?"
>>35735Oh My God we have our story. We are infiltrating the fuck out of Cardishore
"Hell yes I will be. You ready to beat the shit out of a bunch of people?"
>>35734>Implying my shitposting powers won't be enough to impress themNo, no Trollestia....
Also, where the hell is GM?
>>35736"Infernuis ready to open up a can of Whoop-Ass"
>>35734Why would he ride something when he's on a quest to assemble the parts to replace it? That's both insensitive and counter-intuitive.
>>35737If you fail, you can use your pocket spaghetti defense system
>Where is GMGM is kill
>No TrollestiaYour neglect of your literal godtier mount makes me sad
>>35738"Only one can?"
>>35739Krenshall is the better location for sex robots, Desu
>>35741My new goal is to piss you off by ignoring Trollestia as much as I can