Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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Trumpaladin realizes he should head back to the tower...
He calls Fae, and they speed off
>>36549
>"If you need me to"
He calls Fae, and they speed off
>>36549
>"If you need me to"
>inb4 no trips
>>36553
>'Kill the troll, Flashy.'
Tracy leaves her nithing in its spot in the forest, and returns to the tower.
She takes her birds to another room, then returns to hers to fit her leather armor.
>'You have the Rope and those cuffs, right?'
>'Kill the troll, Flashy.'
Tracy leaves her nithing in its spot in the forest, and returns to the tower.
She takes her birds to another room, then returns to hers to fit her leather armor.
>'You have the Rope and those cuffs, right?'
>>36557
Trumpadin arrives in the Tower. He dismisses Fae, apologizing to her for he is not sure what, and then goes to the shrine
>"I have both, Tracy. Please though, there is one thing I must do first"
Trumpadin arrives in the Tower. He dismisses Fae, apologizing to her for he is not sure what, and then goes to the shrine
>"I have both, Tracy. Please though, there is one thing I must do first"
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Before going to do the deed… Trumpaladin went to the shrine of Elway in the tower. He knew he needed to consult first…
Speaketh Trumpaladin: Paladins must maintain a code of conduct to stay in favor with their god
What would Elway require?
John Elway takes many forms, the majority of which are so Football it would cause the average person's eyeballs to melt out of their sockets and pool on the floor, then bubbling through the floorboards and dripping down onto the neighbors in the apartment below, who would then become timber wolves.
He appeared in the form of a tall horse, cast in the image of Sleipnir, the eight legged horse ridden by the Norse god Loki. His long flowing mane glows bright orange and dances like the fires of pure Football. His coat is pure and white as the rocky mountain snow, a snow like the crystallized tears of the Oakland Raiders when they realize that they shall never be truly football
Well, first and foremost you must be Football. This is pretty important.
Elway does not expect you to be 100% football, that would be unreasonable.
Only Elway himself can be 100% football.
However, a minimum level of at least 65% football would be the floor.
Ideally you should try to remain between 75-80% football.
There was once a disciple who attained levels of I think 93% football, and that proved too much for his fragile mortal body to take
he discorporated into football and became part of the river of football that encircles the Tree of Life, which is also a football
so basically, I'd aim for like 70% football on an average day. if you feel like it's too much of a strain, you can ease back, but don't drop below 65% or Elway can't materialize.
The second thing to take into account is that you must be true to the path of football at all times.
many agents of football, though well meaning, are led astray by the path of false football. You must be wary, for it is easy to fall into the trap of false football.
the Oakland Raiders are false football most foul
you must never heed their words
they may appear to you in disguise, and you must be wary of their tricks
the same goes for the Seattle Seahawks, although their tactics are different.
they may appear to you in the guise of Peyton Manning, or even Dan Reeves. I think I saw one of them pull of a Terrel Davis impersonation at one point.
However, do not be deceived.
if in doubt, you must ask them to become Football, for only true Football can become Football.
if they cannot become Football, they were never truly Football.
Hence, false football.
Football.
And now, for the big question
If, lets say, you see this Unicorn and she's smoking hot, but this psycho succubus earth pony forces you into a relationship and later you get engaged with her, and you later promise a coworker not to have sex with the unicorn because it's sort of his, but then he pisses you off, and you get an opportunity to have sex with the unicorn so you fornicate with her, but your psycho fiance is absolutely pissed, so she forces you into an agreement to kill the unicorn, is eating the flesh or making the unicorn's hide into a jacket a step too far?
Well, when I was a young Elway, perhaps only about 71% football myself, I had a similar situation. In one of the infinite timelines in which I attempted to travel back into the past and assume the form of Dan Reeves so that I might impregnate Rainbow Dash and father myself and become Football for all time, I accidentally tapped into the power of pure Football and made a seismic ejaculatory field goal right inside Rainbow Dash, who oddly enough was a unicorn in that timeline. Needless to say she did not survive. In accordance with what I like to imagine her dying wishes might very well have been, I removed her hide and fashioned it into a technicolor dreamcoat of pure Football, and emblazoned upon it the logo of the Denver Broncos, so that wherever I may go, the emblem of True Football would shine throughout the heavens, forevermore.
When later I encountered the pegasus Rainbow Dash in another timeline, it was that very jacket with which I was able to initiate the conversation that led to my becoming Dan Reeves and creating Football. I believe you should know the rest of the story.
So, in summation: yes, making a jacket should be fine.
Thank you Elway. Praise be
Take, and be Football my child
in fact I may add that segment into the Great Manual of Football, which is a guide for Paladins of Football to become more Football in the ways of Football.
And with that, Trumpaladin left the shrine, and went on his way to Tracy
Speaketh Trumpaladin: Paladins must maintain a code of conduct to stay in favor with their god
What would Elway require?
John Elway takes many forms, the majority of which are so Football it would cause the average person's eyeballs to melt out of their sockets and pool on the floor, then bubbling through the floorboards and dripping down onto the neighbors in the apartment below, who would then become timber wolves.
He appeared in the form of a tall horse, cast in the image of Sleipnir, the eight legged horse ridden by the Norse god Loki. His long flowing mane glows bright orange and dances like the fires of pure Football. His coat is pure and white as the rocky mountain snow, a snow like the crystallized tears of the Oakland Raiders when they realize that they shall never be truly football
Well, first and foremost you must be Football. This is pretty important.
Elway does not expect you to be 100% football, that would be unreasonable.
Only Elway himself can be 100% football.
However, a minimum level of at least 65% football would be the floor.
Ideally you should try to remain between 75-80% football.
There was once a disciple who attained levels of I think 93% football, and that proved too much for his fragile mortal body to take
he discorporated into football and became part of the river of football that encircles the Tree of Life, which is also a football
so basically, I'd aim for like 70% football on an average day. if you feel like it's too much of a strain, you can ease back, but don't drop below 65% or Elway can't materialize.
The second thing to take into account is that you must be true to the path of football at all times.
many agents of football, though well meaning, are led astray by the path of false football. You must be wary, for it is easy to fall into the trap of false football.
the Oakland Raiders are false football most foul
you must never heed their words
they may appear to you in disguise, and you must be wary of their tricks
the same goes for the Seattle Seahawks, although their tactics are different.
they may appear to you in the guise of Peyton Manning, or even Dan Reeves. I think I saw one of them pull of a Terrel Davis impersonation at one point.
However, do not be deceived.
if in doubt, you must ask them to become Football, for only true Football can become Football.
if they cannot become Football, they were never truly Football.
Hence, false football.
Football.
And now, for the big question
If, lets say, you see this Unicorn and she's smoking hot, but this psycho succubus earth pony forces you into a relationship and later you get engaged with her, and you later promise a coworker not to have sex with the unicorn because it's sort of his, but then he pisses you off, and you get an opportunity to have sex with the unicorn so you fornicate with her, but your psycho fiance is absolutely pissed, so she forces you into an agreement to kill the unicorn, is eating the flesh or making the unicorn's hide into a jacket a step too far?
Well, when I was a young Elway, perhaps only about 71% football myself, I had a similar situation. In one of the infinite timelines in which I attempted to travel back into the past and assume the form of Dan Reeves so that I might impregnate Rainbow Dash and father myself and become Football for all time, I accidentally tapped into the power of pure Football and made a seismic ejaculatory field goal right inside Rainbow Dash, who oddly enough was a unicorn in that timeline. Needless to say she did not survive. In accordance with what I like to imagine her dying wishes might very well have been, I removed her hide and fashioned it into a technicolor dreamcoat of pure Football, and emblazoned upon it the logo of the Denver Broncos, so that wherever I may go, the emblem of True Football would shine throughout the heavens, forevermore.
When later I encountered the pegasus Rainbow Dash in another timeline, it was that very jacket with which I was able to initiate the conversation that led to my becoming Dan Reeves and creating Football. I believe you should know the rest of the story.
So, in summation: yes, making a jacket should be fine.
Thank you Elway. Praise be
Take, and be Football my child
in fact I may add that segment into the Great Manual of Football, which is a guide for Paladins of Football to become more Football in the ways of Football.
And with that, Trumpaladin left the shrine, and went on his way to Tracy
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>>36562
What did he mean by this?
>Needless to say she did not survive. In accordance with what I like to imagine her dying wishes might very well have been, I removed her hide and fashioned it into a technicolor dreamcoat of pure Football
>So, in summation: yes, making a jacket should be fine.
So it's okay? We can go leatherface on her plot?
*Listens in on glorious prayer, from a non-vaporizing distance*
>>36563
I feel you bro...
What did he mean by this?
>Needless to say she did not survive. In accordance with what I like to imagine her dying wishes might very well have been, I removed her hide and fashioned it into a technicolor dreamcoat of pure Football
>So, in summation: yes, making a jacket should be fine.
So it's okay? We can go leatherface on her plot?
*Listens in on glorious prayer, from a non-vaporizing distance*
>>36563
I feel you bro...
>>36561
After having spoken to his Patron, Trumpaladin takes a moment to take in what he has heard.
He gets back up, and uses his detect evil to find and go to Pony
"Tracy... I think I am ready. I want you to know that I do not want to do this. I really do not want to do this at all. But yet I will do this. I will do this, because I love you, and I want you to forgive me"
After having spoken to his Patron, Trumpaladin takes a moment to take in what he has heard.
He gets back up, and uses his detect evil to find and go to Pony
"Tracy... I think I am ready. I want you to know that I do not want to do this. I really do not want to do this at all. But yet I will do this. I will do this, because I love you, and I want you to forgive me"
>>36563
>>36565
Well, my Patron is a meme god based upon this series of shitposts made up by a guy who I'm friends with on Discord. He's a super talented bullshitter so I figured I may as well involve him in this because I like his work
>>36567
*hugs pony*
"How do you want to do this, exactly? I had this magazine that says a lot about the demi-god unicorns which I'd look at for all the pictures of the mares in it. I mean, I used to look at it. Used to. Anyways, I saw that it had quite a bit of information on these creatures. I don't think she can teleport outside of her forest, and even then, only once a day.
What's your strategy, little pony?"
>>36565
Well, my Patron is a meme god based upon this series of shitposts made up by a guy who I'm friends with on Discord. He's a super talented bullshitter so I figured I may as well involve him in this because I like his work
>>36567
*hugs pony*
"How do you want to do this, exactly? I had this magazine that says a lot about the demi-god unicorns which I'd look at for all the pictures of the mares in it. I mean, I used to look at it. Used to. Anyways, I saw that it had quite a bit of information on these creatures. I don't think she can teleport outside of her forest, and even then, only once a day.
What's your strategy, little pony?"
>>36568
>'Well, it's simple, we kill the unicorn. We'll have the advantage of the confined space in the stables, so she'll probably teleport to her little golf course to heal herself after the first strike; after that, the real fun begins...'
>'You go in first, and be ready to use those handcuffs. I'll be lurking in the background.'
Can he put those handcuff on in the same turn that he grapples? Fyi, there a Pocket of Holding in his tie, so he probably could take those out as a free action.
>Tfw Elway lets us sacrifice unicorns
On an entirely separate note. I will gib zip for rare collection, if gib imaginary bootz.
>'Well, it's simple, we kill the unicorn. We'll have the advantage of the confined space in the stables, so she'll probably teleport to her little golf course to heal herself after the first strike; after that, the real fun begins...'
>'You go in first, and be ready to use those handcuffs. I'll be lurking in the background.'
Can he put those handcuff on in the same turn that he grapples? Fyi, there a Pocket of Holding in his tie, so he probably could take those out as a free action.
>Tfw Elway lets us sacrifice unicorns
On an entirely separate note. I will gib zip for rare collection, if gib imaginary bootz.
>>36569
>"I don't know if she's able to teleport out of the stables. We're outside of her forest. If she does get out, well, I can ride you. We could try to use the cuffs, but I can do a hell of a lot of damage to her with my sword.
Well, in the past GM has let us do it in a single die roll while doing bullshit between each other, really it should require at barte minimum a full grapple. That would be an attack of opportunity (she might fail, because my AC is insane) followed by an opposed grapple check. But she'd probably win a grapple check, because she has a size category advantage.
I'll probably give them eventually....
*places cuffs in pocket of holding*
>"I don't know if she's able to teleport out of the stables. We're outside of her forest. If she does get out, well, I can ride you. We could try to use the cuffs, but I can do a hell of a lot of damage to her with my sword.
Well, in the past GM has let us do it in a single die roll while doing bullshit between each other, really it should require at barte minimum a full grapple. That would be an attack of opportunity (she might fail, because my AC is insane) followed by an opposed grapple check. But she'd probably win a grapple check, because she has a size category advantage.
I'll probably give them eventually....
*places cuffs in pocket of holding*
>>36562
What the fuck is this?
Also Sleipnir is the horse Loki gave birth to for Odin to ride, not Loki's war horse
What the fuck is this?
Also Sleipnir is the horse Loki gave birth to for Odin to ride, not Loki's war horse
>>36577
More awkward than a male human-shaped God turning into a mare and being fucked by a stallion?
More awkward than a male human-shaped God turning into a mare and being fucked by a stallion?
>>36579
I mean, he didn't really intend to get pregnant. He was just trying to distract the stallion, but he was really fast.. That had to be embarrassing...
I mean, he didn't really intend to get pregnant. He was just trying to distract the stallion, but he was really fast.. That had to be embarrassing...
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>>36580
>I just wanted to keep her from running away. I didn't intend her to get pregnant
I can sympathize...
>I just wanted to keep her from running away. I didn't intend her to get pregnant
I can sympathize...
>ITT 2 faggots discuss the logistics of a Norse Trickster God becoming a mare, and then giving birth to a 8-legged horse
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>when it's late December but your apartment has only heat-pump and air conditioning settings so they set it to heat-pump, but the weather becomes hot again, and so now it's 77 fucking degrees inside your apartment. And this has happened every single December you've lived here. Every single December
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>>36593
Ikr...
Also, although while Tracy did compel him to kill Troll, eating her body and wearing her skin was entirely his idea; I can't take credit for that one (impressively edgy, desu).
No grief about it though. I don't care, so long as it doesn't cause any extra drama.
I wonder if/where we could get some material for messages with Hitler. Infernius could use a bit of guidance.
Shameless Blogpost ignore:
>tfw you go to relatives' house to help out with some housework, but didn't expect to be cleaning toilets all day...
Ikr...
Also, although while Tracy did compel him to kill Troll, eating her body and wearing her skin was entirely his idea; I can't take credit for that one (impressively edgy, desu).
No grief about it though. I don't care, so long as it doesn't cause any extra drama.
I wonder if/where we could get some material for messages with Hitler. Infernius could use a bit of guidance.
Shameless Blogpost ignore:
>tfw you go to relatives' house to help out with some housework, but didn't expect to be cleaning toilets all day...
>>36593
Hey. 1. Commie nations tend to have 20% or fewer actual communists, with the rest being oppressed victims of leftist totalitarianism who long for freedom, tradition, and the nation. 2. Infidels must be given a chance to renounce their previous convictions and to follow the true path of America, Capitalism, and Football before they are put to the sword. 3. We still don't have any miners for that mine because all the laborers were killed
DO YOU HAVE A WAY OUT OF KILLING HER that will leave Tracy satisfied
>>36594
>eating body and wearing skin
I take it back...
\r
Hey. 1. Commie nations tend to have 20% or fewer actual communists, with the rest being oppressed victims of leftist totalitarianism who long for freedom, tradition, and the nation. 2. Infidels must be given a chance to renounce their previous convictions and to follow the true path of America, Capitalism, and Football before they are put to the sword. 3. We still don't have any miners for that mine because all the laborers were killed
DO YOU HAVE A WAY OUT OF KILLING HER that will leave Tracy satisfied
>>36594
>eating body and wearing skin
I take it back...
\r
>>36593
>particularly significant unicorn
Could you tell me why she is important so I can consider my path of domestic relations? I promise not to meta fag, +Torc hasn't been involved yet so he could stll stop this...
>Elway approves
Can we get the TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FOOTBALL so we don't have to guess what pleases Elway?
>particularly significant unicorn
Could you tell me why she is important so I can consider my path of domestic relations? I promise not to meta fag, +Torc hasn't been involved yet so he could stll stop this...
>Elway approves
Can we get the TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FOOTBALL so we don't have to guess what pleases Elway?
>>36597
Here's the rule page from /sp/
No he can't get involved. He's in Krenshall and he has no idea Troll is in danger. No meta-fagging in the way of Trump and Tracy's secret covenant
The Entertron exists, if you want to give her another go.
Here's the rule page from /sp/
No he can't get involved. He's in Krenshall and he has no idea Troll is in danger. No meta-fagging in the way of Trump and Tracy's secret covenant
The Entertron exists, if you want to give her another go.
>>36597
>so we don't have to guess
I crafted two Phylacteries of Faithfulness for a reason.. They're supposed to warn you before you do anything against your alignment...
>so we don't have to guess
I crafted two Phylacteries of Faithfulness for a reason.. They're supposed to warn you before you do anything against your alignment...
>>36596
>take it back
It's too late: Lord Elway has spoken. You must strip the raw-hide of the unicorn, and present the jacket to the shrine as an offering.
>take it back
It's too late: Lord Elway has spoken. You must strip the raw-hide of the unicorn, and present the jacket to the shrine as an offering.
>>36605
Oh fuck off. I've been doing my due diligence to talk about football wherever possible, to spread it and so forth. I've given freaking philosophical analyses of football, what it is, and it's roll on society, and I haven't heard any of the like from you
Oh fuck off. I've been doing my due diligence to talk about football wherever possible, to spread it and so forth. I've given freaking philosophical analyses of football, what it is, and it's roll on society, and I haven't heard any of the like from you
>>36605
And there's also the fact that I took the effort to contact him, set up a dialogue, get all of that, and do it all at 3am the night before I had an exam.\r
And there's also the fact that I took the effort to contact him, set up a dialogue, get all of that, and do it all at 3am the night before I had an exam.\r
>>36608
>ingrate
I didn't say I didn't appreciate it. I just said that Infernius deserves the same, especially since he's been trying so hard to get something like that.
>ingrate
I didn't say I didn't appreciate it. I just said that Infernius deserves the same, especially since he's been trying so hard to get something like that.
>>36609
I saw that "more"...
mlpol's own Atlas is an actual national socialist, and he has a pretty funny sarcastic attitude that would make a great Hitlrr or Rockwell character. He's joined in RPG's before so maybe he'll be interested. He works all the time but he's free a few hours late at night every now and then, so maybe I can ask him to provide something, if we can get a few questions for Infernius to ask him
I saw that "more"...
mlpol's own Atlas is an actual national socialist, and he has a pretty funny sarcastic attitude that would make a great Hitlrr or Rockwell character. He's joined in RPG's before so maybe he'll be interested. He works all the time but he's free a few hours late at night every now and then, so maybe I can ask him to provide something, if we can get a few questions for Infernius to ask him
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>>36610
>how does he feel about thez?
>what is his bidding?
>will he aid me to save the earth ponies from the ziggers?
>how does he feel about the football religion?
>how can we conquer the continent the fastest?
>how to get to space?
>how does he feel about thez?
>what is his bidding?
>will he aid me to save the earth ponies from the ziggers?
>how does he feel about the football religion?
>how can we conquer the continent the fastest?
>how to get to space?
>>36616
>how tall his Tracy in the game?
Gosh, idk anymore... Four feet? She goes about alternating between bipedal and quadrupedal though..
>how tall his Tracy in the game?
Gosh, idk anymore... Four feet? She goes about alternating between bipedal and quadrupedal though..
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I don't like the math for Steamponk.
I assumed a volume of 0.75m^3
At densitys of the metals I assumed (gold at 19300kg per cubic meter, and bronze at 7700kg) We are looking at a hoers that weighs over 100 US tons. (Distribution being 1 part gold per 2 parts bronze)
>TLDR, steamponk needs to lay off the cupcakes
I assumed a volume of 0.75m^3
At densitys of the metals I assumed (gold at 19300kg per cubic meter, and bronze at 7700kg) We are looking at a hoers that weighs over 100 US tons. (Distribution being 1 part gold per 2 parts bronze)
>TLDR, steamponk needs to lay off the cupcakes
>>36623
That's not the way to do it. Just take the weight and density of pony, and then adjust it to the density of metal, maybe subtract from that number any way the robot is leaner
That's not the way to do it. Just take the weight and density of pony, and then adjust it to the density of metal, maybe subtract from that number any way the robot is leaner
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>>36628
Horses aren't solid cubes so that's not quite the way to go about it. A few years ago I calculated out the size of the little ponies with a few friends in college. We determined they were approximately the size of human females, but smaller. So maybe something like 100 pounds. I figured for this game that Tracy is about 80 pounds. I can't find the density of horses, but I suspect it's a little less than the density of water. Bronze is 8.7 times the density of water. So a solid bronze Tracy statue is something like 720 pounds. I seriously doubt a pony robot would be solid metal though
Horses aren't solid cubes so that's not quite the way to go about it. A few years ago I calculated out the size of the little ponies with a few friends in college. We determined they were approximately the size of human females, but smaller. So maybe something like 100 pounds. I figured for this game that Tracy is about 80 pounds. I can't find the density of horses, but I suspect it's a little less than the density of water. Bronze is 8.7 times the density of water. So a solid bronze Tracy statue is something like 720 pounds. I seriously doubt a pony robot would be solid metal though
Did a couple posts get deleted just now?
>>36652
Yes, GM is kill. He has not been seen since that post many hours ago. He probably has meat space stiuff. I know I had to move today then so family stuff and be asked by my dad about the job search...
\r
Yes, GM is kill. He has not been seen since that post many hours ago. He probably has meat space stiuff. I know I had to move today then so family stuff and be asked by my dad about the job search...
\r
>>36654
I kind of didn't directly say it. He asked if I had heard back and I sort of said "eh," I didn't tell him I got formal rejection letters from everywhere I interviewed..
\r
I kind of didn't directly say it. He asked if I had heard back and I sort of said "eh," I didn't tell him I got formal rejection letters from everywhere I interviewed..
\r
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