Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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Aww fuck, i gtg for a while
>>36155I would've gone to go help you reclaim your stuff.
>>36156It's
her leg, and hers alone.
[2d20 = 27]>>36154>fizzlepop meme>>36146Ahem. Snek grapples the Hag, holding her in place, waiting for Torcuil's next move.
>>36157... Well he didn't need that leg anyways
Pls no bite every body party she wants to claim exclusive ownership of... Now then.
>>36103"He's dead. His is one of the heads in the mess hall. We placed it there in case we thought we'd need a paladin. We didn't.
>>36161"Ah. I see."
*is sad because a paladin was unnecessary*
"Curious, what did him in?"
>>36161Hey, when Tracy get's the chance, could she duct-tape Torc to her underbelly and help him go reclaim his shit? It'd be a shame for him to lose it all.
>>36162"Theatrical. Unnecessarily theatrical. He seemed to think he was living out some sort of grand epic story or some nonsense."
>>36163"Slag. He missed his saving throw on "hold person", so Slag golf-swung the top of his head off. Grisly bit that,...."
>>36164He's not dead yet
>>36165"Ah. So other parties have been just as tense as we are"
"I kind of like theatrical"
>>36166*goes to mess hall and gets down head*
>>36168*follows and bloats body with chocolate ice-cream*
*holds out fried monster-limb*
"Fiend?"
>>36169"me think this guy seem cool."
>>36167"Heavens no, EVERY party murders each-other once or twice!"
>>36169???
>>36171The bird-things she killed earlier. She chicken-fried them.
>>36170*munch* "Sure, I guess." *munch*
>>36168Kek
>>36169*look of disgust towards Tracy, even as he appreciates the freedom of movement*
>>36171"I think we've only had one death so far. Is that right?"
>>36173*still disgusted, but no longer looking at Tracy*
>>36174"I'm not really sure. Some kind of monster Flashy and I killed earlier."
>disgust*munching stops*
*stares quizzically*
>'What?'Oh stop. She's pregnant; she gets cravings. She can't have a foal if she's still got those exposed ribs anyway. >>36176*bites*
"hmm taste like chicken."
>>36176>"you just leave me behind...">>36171*sits down*
*Crosses his legs, both of which are free*
"So... Tell us what you know about this world. Cardishore is the place we are most interested in, but the Court City as well"
>>36177*munch* "Ikr. Just like home." *munch*
>>36178>'I was hungry. Come join us. The bird-things taste great.' >>36179"me think this is best meat flavour where you find these things?"
>>36175Aside from Trump having Fae kill Torcuil, no deaths.
Btw. Does the tower by any chance have a facility to more-easily preserve corpses and monster parts? I also asked about a freezer earlier.
>>36180*munch* "In the forest beyond the mountains. They taste almost otherworldly." *munch*
>>36182*finishes*
"thanks for sharing me go revive this guy now."
>>36181*throws head into the enteron*
>>36184While in the Infirmary waiting for Infernius's... I don't know what to call it, to take affect, he checks on the status of a vial. Once examined, he places it black in cold storage
>>36184It sounds like a stunt a Chaotic Good Cleric with low Int would try...
>>36186*follows him there, still eating fried monster*
"Do you need any help with that, Flashy? You seem busy."
>>36187>It sounds like a stunt a Chaotic Good Cleric with low Int would tryWell, he's playing his character. that is for sure
*unhappy look*
"No"
>>36188[concerned pony noises]
"Are you upset? What're you doing the infirmary? Actually, now that I think of it, why do we even need an infirmary, since the Entertron fixes everything?"
*offers fried monster drumstick*
"You look stressed. You should relax."
>>36182There's a spell for that
Also, Hi I'm back.
Give me a minute before next attack
>inb4 gm is in shock at infernuis' stupidity
>>36189*pushes aside drumstick*
"I followed Infernius here.
Relax how?"
Infirmary is the name of the room that houses the Entertron I think >>36191I would not be shocked if that is the reason why he has not responded
>>36181GM, a few sessions ago, requests were made for items, and these requests were granted. Specifically for a Cloak of Resistance, A Periphat of Wisdom, and Bracers of Armor. What are the numbers on those things? I think each varies +1 to +5
[4d6+3 = 16]http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Mage%27s_SwordIs this my best move? Probaly not.
Can I think of a better idea? Nope.
>>36191I'll inform Cecil's faggot immediately.
>>36195hmmm im not sure if that means im going to die or not.
>>36191That;s what I was thinking...
>>36196A Paladin from a previous campaign, who had his severed head on the wall.
Infernius just threw his head in the entertron, because Infernius...
*wonders if he should remain in the room or not*
*netvously starts looking through other vials*
>>36200[concerned look intensifies]
"... Flashy..? You don't look so good.."
[2d20 = 17]>>36197Why would you? He's a paladin, its not like he's going to go apeshit on you.
Alright.
>>36195A moment of silence for the man who makes all of this possible for us.