Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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>>36097>>36097"Cecil? I haven't met him. Anything you can tell me about him?"
>>36098>Not participating in the Jokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-VTPYXvfc >>36098"Tracy, that's not... I'm not... I didn't know you were I didn't want to know..."
*looking down*
A faggot is term used to refer to the person playing a character. Not the Character him or herself. None of the characters are faggots. Unless you mean Homosexuals. In that case, Thez probably is, and maybe Tracy - who knows
[2d20 = 17]>>36102Alright. The Hag (literally) stands upright, and when not hunched over a cane and otherwise disguising her stature, stands about 8' tall and is gaunt as fuck. She cackles maniacally. She attacks with Rake (both claws).
grumble grumble snek staff Another clawed hand strikes, but the other can't manage to get a good shot in.
Which is good cuz,... anyway. "Err, this one's got fight in 'im! Tasty that!"
[2d20 = 34]>>36106>mega faggot didn't do shitFug
Torc quickly throws his snek staff away from him
Roll 1 initiative for Mr. Snek, Roll 2 for grapple check.
>>36104"What was it that cat-thing had to say about faggots again? I was only half paying attention."
[1d20 = 8]>>36109Torcuil attempts to break the hag's grip, while throwing down the Snek staff-release.
>>36113>>36114"Johny Cash spoke about the riddle of the faggot. The idea of larger purpose behind every action. But that's not the essential point. The point is that yes, Darkie is a player. Did you not know that?"
>>36116"Space Coyote"
If you survive this, wrap up her head and cut-off her hands, pls.
>>36118Don't worry. This enemy can't be very strong if a 7 doesn't beat your AC
[1d6+7 = 8]Oh snap, Torcuil successfully breaks the hag's hold on him. (dice is damage from 2nd attack)
"Ahhhh, pretty one. Come, lets get CLOSER."
>>36120In a grapple check, its 1d20+str mod, rather than going off AC
>>36120Any enemy can kill you if you fuck up.
[1d8 = 1]
Thats the second 1 in a row.
Test dice
>>36123my whole party got killed by a dire bat before.
e_e
>still highly suspicious
[2d20 = 18]
So Snek is fully snek'd, the hag is within range, and its her move. Torcuil has taken 16 pts of damage so far, and she's attacking with both clawed hands.
[1d6+7 = 8]
[1d20 = 12]
She lands another hit, which immediately clamps down on him again, starting another grapple. She's done this before, he realizes.
[1d6+7 = 11]
Seriously? Another 1 for damage? Are all damage rolls gonna be 1's?
Nevermind, Torcuil needs to beat a,... 19 (after modifiers) to break the grapple (initially)
>>36135Newp, she's got him again. Torcuil's move, and he's at 1/2 hp.
>>36134yes i and gm are the same person.
>>36139Reeeeeee! That's my title!
>>36138You did say I could have your horse right?
>>36142You cannot have the horse.
It's BS that he could have two in the first place. >>36137Which makes Thez and Infernius' relationship weird,... but strangely it makes more sense. And less.
>>36138>TeleportOnly verbal components,... that works.
Torcuil <shwoooomp> is 20' way, out of the Hag's clutches.
Hrmmmhrmmmrhmmm Snek >>36142Also, she's not his to give.
[2d6+4 = 12][1d20+6 = 13]>>36139>>36140It was nice playing with you all
I regret asking for this, so so so much
Mr. Snek trys bite
>>36144I was gonna use Snek, hold your horses
>>36138Seriously, for the love of Kek, use the fucking Snek to grapple the hag.
>>36143She's such a beautiful mare though
>>36144That works? I've been wondering myself for a while now
>>36145I guess I'll try negotiating with her then
>>36148I'm Flash Sentry here damn it!
>>36150I think I know how to avoid being Torcuiled
>>36146>Bite 1d20+6 2d6+4Die rolls
>>36147See
>>36109>>36148In the arms of an angel...