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Bittersweet Nuts
Anonymous
kkPvC
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No.35536
35542
Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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Anonymous
tExej
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No.36103
36161
>>36097
>>36097
"Cecil? I haven't met him. Anything you can tell me about him?"

>>36098
>Not participating in the Joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-VTPYXvfc
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36104
36113
>>36098
"Tracy, that's not... I'm not... I didn't know you were I didn't want to know..."
*looking down*
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36105
A faggot is term used to refer to the person playing a character. Not the Character him or herself. None of the characters are faggots. Unless you mean Homosexuals. In that case, Thez probably is, and maybe Tracy - who knows
kkPvC
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No.36106
36109
[2d20 = 17]
>>36102
Alright. The Hag (literally) stands upright, and when not hunched over a cane and otherwise disguising her stature, stands about 8' tall and is gaunt as fuck. She cackles maniacally. She attacks with Rake (both claws).
grumble grumble snek staff
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36107
>>36102
Psst!
Cast Implosion!
Use snake staff!
kkPvC
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No.36108
Another clawed hand strikes, but the other can't manage to get a good shot in.
Which is good cuz,... anyway. "Err, this one's got fight in 'im! Tasty that!"
KFZGF
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No.36109
36110 36112 36115 36153
[2d20 = 34]
>>36106
>mega faggot didn't do shit
Fug
Torc quickly throws his snek staff away from him
Roll 1 initiative for Mr. Snek, Roll 2 for grapple check.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36110
36118
>>36109
Dice-dubs checked.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36112
36118
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>>36109

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36113
36114 36117
>>36104
"What was it that cat-thing had to say about faggots again? I was only half paying attention."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36114
36116 36117
>>36113
"johnny cash?"
kkPvC
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No.36115
36118
[1d20 = 8]
>>36109
Torcuil attempts to break the hag's grip, while throwing down the Snek staff-release.

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36116
36117
>>36114
"Was that his name?"
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36117
36121
>>36113
>>36114
"Johny Cash spoke about the riddle of the faggot. The idea of larger purpose behind every action. But that's not the essential point. The point is that yes, Darkie is a player. Did you not know that?"

>>36116
"Space Coyote"
Anonymous
KFZGF
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No.36118
36120
>>36112
>flips water bottle
>>36110
Does it get me a bonus?
>>36115
That 8 scares me
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36119
36134
If you survive this, wrap up her head and cut-off her hands, pls.

Anonymous
tExej
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No.36120
36122 36123
>>36118
Don't worry. This enemy can't be very strong if a 7 doesn't beat your AC
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36121
>>36117
"n-no me didn't."
kkPvC
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No.36122
36134
[1d6+7 = 8]
Oh snap, Torcuil successfully breaks the hag's hold on him. (dice is damage from 2nd attack)
"Ahhhh, pretty one. Come, lets get CLOSER."
>>36120
In a grapple check, its 1d20+str mod, rather than going off AC
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36123
36126 36134
>>36120
Any enemy can kill you if you fuck up.
kkPvC
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No.36124
[1d8 = 1]
Thats the second 1 in a row.

Test dice
kkPvC
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No.36125
[1d8 = 3]
e_e
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36126
36128
>>36123
my whole party got killed by a dire bat before.
Anonymous
kkPvC
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No.36127
e_e
>still highly suspicious
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36128
36132
>>36126
I lol'd
Shit...
kkPvC
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No.36129
[2d20 = 18]
So Snek is fully snek'd, the hag is within range, and its her move. Torcuil has taken 16 pts of damage so far, and she's attacking with both clawed hands.
kkPvC
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No.36130
36135
[1d6+7 = 8]
[1d20 = 12]
She lands another hit, which immediately clamps down on him again, starting another grapple. She's done this before, he realizes.
kkPvC
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No.36131
36134
[1d6+7 = 11]
Seriously? Another 1 for damage? Are all damage rolls gonna be 1's?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36132
>>36128
good times.
Anonymous
kkPvC
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No.36133
36135
Nevermind, Torcuil needs to beat a,... 19 (after modifiers) to break the grapple (initially)
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36134
36137
>>36119
>Making other people do your work for you

>>36122
Oh

>>36123
So very true

>>36131
Infernius, is that you?
KFZGF
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No.36135
36136
[1d20 = 6]
>>36130
>another 1
Aw fuck my sides
>>36133
Oh fuck
Welp, heres nothing
Anonymous
kkPvC
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No.36136
36138
>>36135
Newp, she's got him again. Torcuil's move, and he's at 1/2 hp.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36137
36144
>>36134
yes i and gm are the same person.
Anonymous
KFZGF
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No.36138
36139 36140 36142 36144 36147
>>36136
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Teleport ~20 feet away?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36139
36141 36146
>>36138
see you space cowboy.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36140
36146
>>36138
F
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36141
>>36139
Reeeeeee! That's my title!
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36142
36143 36145
>>36138
You did say I could have your horse right?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36143
36149
>>36142
You cannot have the horse.
It's BS that he could have two in the first place.
Anonymous
kkPvC
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No.36144
36146 36149
>>36137
Which makes Thez and Infernius' relationship weird,... but strangely it makes more sense. And less.
>>36138
>Teleport
Only verbal components,... that works.
Torcuil <shwoooomp> is 20' way, out of the Hag's clutches.
Hrmmmhrmmmrhmmm Snek
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36145
36149
>>36142
Also, she's not his to give.
KFZGF
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No.36146
36148 36153 36158
[2d6+4 = 12]
[1d20+6 = 13]
>>36139
>>36140
It was nice playing with you all
I regret asking for this, so so so much
Mr. Snek trys bite
>>36144
I was gonna use Snek, hold your horses
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36147
36153
>>36138
Seriously, for the love of Kek, use the fucking Snek to grapple the hag.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
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No.36148
36151 36153
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>>36146

Anonymous
tExej
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No.36149
36150
>>36143
She's such a beautiful mare though

>>36144
That works? I've been wondering myself for a while now

>>36145
I guess I'll try negotiating with her then
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36150
36151
>>36149
>I'll try negotiating with her
Pls don't.
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36151
36152 36154
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>>36148
I'm Flash Sentry here damn it!

>>36150
I think I know how to avoid being Torcuiled
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36152
36156
>>36151
*bites leg playfully*
Anonymous
KFZGF
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No.36153
>>36146
>Bite 1d20+6 2d6+4
Die rolls
>>36147
See >>36109
>>36148
In the arms of an angel...