Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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>>35742"To kick ass you gotta think big. We're thinkin' big, and we're gonna go big. Believe me"
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>>35743Your mount has more magical buffs than Cauchemar Tracy!
>>35741>Your neglect of your literal godtier mount makes me sadDitto.Also, did she ever agree to being a "mount"? I don't think she ever said that. They just had one date.
>>35743Her body has got to have some sweet materials.
>>35746>koolaid man bursts through wall"OOOOHHH YEAH"
>>35747This, it was a date involving a rape, later Torc said he was trying because he imagined something that was never there. Troll agreed, but told Torc not to sell himself short. That was their last interaction.
I call the horn
>>35747How could your possibly forget that line where Trollestia said to Torcuil "I am here for you as your steed and ally," clearly friend-zoning him? It was funny as fuck to see him friend-zoned, but it was also her telling him he can ride her in a non-sexual way probably pretty much at will
>>35747We're so taking that horn. Her bracers too
>>35746"You'll even be able to thank hitler on television after you win. Just look at the expression in the jew's faces"
>>35749"MEIN GOTT! YOU ARE BENUIS TRUMP!"
>>35749Haha, I called the Horn first...
Ugh, I gotta wait for GM so Torc can engineer a steampunk waifu...
>>35750"It'll get even better when you punch a kike Journalist's face in on TV. And the looks of the others dying who just can't even as you quote the fuher while punching jews will be the best television there is. We'll have yuge ratings, believe me"
>>35751No, I made a pact with Tracy to kill her, so I get first pick. Well, maybe Tracy, but close enough
e_e
Whoever said I left? I just stopped responding.
>>35753For reasons I cannot understand Torcuil does not want Trollestia as a mount. Can I mount her?
>>35748You can have the horn. It'd be most useful with him.
Tracy will save some of the blood for Taylor, because reasons.
The rest of the carcass belongs to Tracy through.
Fyi. Tracy is now hunting all Celestials too now, instead of just fiends. Fug Celestials, every single one of them.
>>35749>We're so taking that..Gets to have the bracers if he actually kills her, but only if he actually, seriously goes through with it.
>>35751If the citizens of Krenshal are autistic as legends say, steampunk waifus might be a hit.
>>35754NO! >>35755Have you thought of strategies for how to do it? I've pondered a few
>>35756It all depends on circumstances.
Tracy will only stike when she gets the urge to.
>>35753To me halting responces might as well be leaving.
Can Torc get to Krenshal?
>>35759He just said he's willing to kill her. What kind of shallow prick would still ride her?
Also, he can just summon a horse, or turn into a Pegasus.
>>35759Torc using the Mount spell to summon a shetland pony and rides it to Krenshal
Torc/Troll isn't gonna happen, even as rider/mount so shut up >>35760He shouldn't be willing to kill her!
I think I'd do it...>>35761I'm not asking you to marry her, just accept her offer as steed/ally!
>>35762Top Fucking Kek!
>>35763Why do you insist on him accepting when she's just going to die in a couple session anyway?
>>35765Thx. I still can't believe some people knit sweaters for them, it's adorable.
>>35767This
>>35766They truely are
Now to begin my autistic planning, what fucking class would a steampunk Pinkie Pie be?
>>35767he doesn't want to wast a resource.
>>35765>>35764>Shetland pony speed: 40>Celestial Charger speed: 60Fuck I'd love to put horseshoes of the peerless steed on a celestial charger.
>>35770This.
>>35769she could be a warforged race those are pretty powerful desu, as far as class im not sure.
>>35772Does Tracy really have to exterminate every other magical beast for you to be happy? Because she would definitely do that.
>Implying speed matters in this case>>35773Pinkie would be a Bard.
Bard is also the favored class of the Gnomes, coincidentally.
>where's GMCuz you haven't figured out what I do on monday nights?
>>35697For what?
>>35700I think I alluded to "no".
>>35703>>35704>>35705e_e
>>35706e\\_/e
>>35707Is that a serious question?
>>35719Oh look, someone paid attention. Ty for that.
>>35721That's a no.
>>35727*sigh*
>>35728The purple one actually
>>35741He says, literally occupying the streaming room GM has been monitoring
>>35751>steampunk waifuSo many levels of "No"
>>35754OH no
>>35755What bracers?
>>35758See above.
>>35769e_e
>>35774>>35774I hope she puts up the fight of her life...
>>35775Kek. I love you. Have I ever told you that?
Now, given just how kick ass a character is being thrown to the wolves by its master...
>>35775You weren't here to say no
Its to late GM
Besides, it doesn't have to be an OP one
>>35776>MasterStop imagining things you idiot
>>35775>What bracers?Idk. Trump's faggot something about bracers, but I don't recall any.
>>35776>I hope she puts up the fight of her life…Why though?
>>35780This
>>35778>too lateTorcuil explodes in a display of gore and blood spatter, rematerializing in the Entertron.
>>35784I didn't say "no fun", that was for suggesting it was too late to say no. Its
never too late.
>>35786You ain't letting Torc has his waifu
>Press F to pay respects >>35787TALK TO TROLLESTIA! A girl friend zones you and your response is to kill her? Jesus, what's wrong with you?
>>35787Pay respects to whom? Torcuil is right
there, next to the blood splotch that used to be Torcuil.
>no crazy steampunk waifuCry me a river
>>35790he just wants party pone.
>>35785>she deserved betterAre we still talking about Tracy here?
Yeah, she does.>>35787Even if it were a hopeless endeavor, a that wouldn't stop a wizard NEET from believing/trying. It'd be a good motivation for him to venture to Krenshal, even if he doesn't succeed.
>>35789She'll be dead in two weeks. Stop shipping.
>>35791Yes, but anything I approve a "Just a" idea, I get hammered with "Well then this, that, the other thing, the other thing's pet dog, their dog's pet hamster,...." demands/requests. You'll pardon me if I am reticent in approving a robo-ponk.