Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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*Finishes butchering monsters and feeds the giblets to her angels*
>*sounds of monster bird-thingy sizzling in a deep fryer*
[relaxed pony noises]
>>35533 →>Lenos is GoneRIP Lenos. May he make a great coat or suit of armor
>>35539*Boops Pony*
*Back rubs pony*
>>35536Norfilly is making
the supreme, ultimate Fasce with all those sticks. Creatures of all kinds shall migrate from across the continent to behold its glory; minstrels shall sing ballads of it's power. We're talking about an artifact-tier relic here; a true legend in the making.
>>35542*weeps at the sheer beauty*
>>35542>Making an artifactThe ability to craft artifacts has been lost
>Image of a Mercury DimeWhat'd Tracy do with that dime Trumpaladin gave her?
>>35543It is really pretty. Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
>>35545id like the pillars of my cathedral to be stone fasces.
>>35546How are you going to make the axe head appear at the top?
>>35547Oh I see. The axe is in the bundle on the edge, not necessarily at the top
>>35543You know what Johnny Cash asked about the faggot behind the faggot? This is the ultimate faggot, crafted from 88 hand-selected rods.
>'Many rods of common grain: Together they form an unbreakable faggot.'>>35544>dimeIt's in her room, beneath the jibbernigger skeleton.
>>35546That goes without saying.
>>35547The axe blades could be omitted if we're talking about stone columns. Think of the Lincoln memorial
>this is where Lincoln logs come from >>35540Oh he's just fraternizing, don't read too much into it.
>>35549Oh look, someone caught one of the many metaphors to the riddle
>>35550It was really late; I had to re-read it the next morning.
>>35550Are we(the faggots) characters in a rpg?
>>35545>Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildingsThat's one of the two in the U.S. House of Representatives, beside the speaker's podium.
>>35553Yeah I know. They exist on the top of Congress as well, and in the Supreme Court
Behold! The Almighty Faggot!
Tracy is okay with Trumpaladin having multiple waifus
>>35552My faggot might be a noob...
>>35560Hehehehehehe
>>35564Does the outcome of a fight alter the truth?
>>35565it proves who the best husbando is.
>>35564Cuz this is grade-school n sheeit
>>35569>Why wouldn't it matter?Any excuse for a nice duel.
>>35572So you cede to me that thez is best waifu?
>>35573By Paladin's code I am not allowed to lie
>>35575it wouldn't be a lie though.
*makes anti-mage daggers*
>*Faggot researches a bit*
Hey, could Tracy make a Chu-Ko-Nu crossbow attachment to one of her animated gauntlets, like Guts's repeating bow-gun in Berserk? Now that I look at it, a Chu-Ko-Nu doesn't actually require fingers to operate, since it has a pump instead of a trigger.
>>35577It doesn't even normally require a crank. Guts's bow is modified so it can be reloaded easily.
>>35577A pair of dubs confirm, I'm surprised it took this long for you to suggest it. Its a relatively simple mechanism too. Range isn't the greatest, but for a repeating crossbow, who cares?
Fucking hell, You guys where active while I was gone. Whats up?
>>35580thez is confirmed best waifu.
>>35579The repeating crossbow is one hell of a lot larger than the gauntlets. That's not an attachment
>>35581Wrong
>>35581Tell me something I didn't know
>>35582>wrongYou are fake news
>>35582well that's just like your opinion man.
>>35581*blushes, cuz doesn't know how to handle flattery*
>>35582As an attachment, yes. I just meant the crossbow in general.
>>35585i head off to the bazaar.
>>35586Looking for anything in particular?
>>35587Anything that can get 2 men, a minotaur, a smol hoers, and a dwarf/elf to LEO
>>35588Call it, they've got mundane items coming out of the gills. Its magic stuff they're short on.
>>35589Law Enforcement Officer?