Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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>>35792Trollestia deserved better
>>35789It isn't the friendzone, its the fact I've never liked her
>>35793Then give me the real ponk
I don't want WELL SHE HAS FUCKING LASERS, AND ROCKETS SO SHE CAN FLY AND SHE'S INVINCIBLE AND AND AND... I just want hoers>>35792Torc tries again, with a new shetland this time
Nice pics btw
>>35796Cuz real Pinkie is less haxxor. e_e
>>35797You gave him haxxor with Trollestia. Holy shit she's powerful
pls pls pls I he won't take her can I have her?>>35799Oh come on!
>>35795Yeah, she doesn't but she really should've thought of that before she went to town with Tracy's husband.
It wouldn't be in character to not-kill her at this point.
>>35799I wouldn't mind seeing some moar Pony NPCs, desu.
>>35800>*mental stabbing* >>35800Will you fuck off with Trollestia?
>>35799She doesn't have to be OP, hell she doesn't have to be that good with combat. Just a mount/waifu/companion for Torc.>>35802Yes
>>35800>Holy shit she's powerfulNot everyone want relationships purely for the sake of power, Mr. Paladin.
>>35800The main balancing point I have for OP characters is IDGAF. Trollestia is powerful, but she can't be motivated to do much, and will troll players who make her try to. Ponk would be likewise.
>>35803>Ponk>not OPRiiiiiiiight
>>35801https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPX-mW4l1rUYou can't let something that beautiful go to waste
>>35806I never said I wanted breaking of the forth wall, though the baking skills might be nice
>>35808e_e You said Ponk. The term/concept "Ponk" is a sextup-ally bladed one, and one I'm certain to regret haphazardly approving.
>>35806I would seriously be scared shitless of a hostile ponk encounter.
>>35808One does not simply nerf ponk.
>>35811This. Like how the hell is ponk anything other than Trollestia but much more so?
>>35811That image is gonna be my new reocuring nightmare
>>35809>>35810Soo... yes? Kinda? Maybe?
>>35813I said I'd think about it. Robo-Ponk is like Cyber-Akuma.
Meaning, a boss fight >>35813Just go talk to Trollestia! You can't just kill off waifus and allies you don't like and just poof replace them with magical ones
Lord knows I would have done that a very long time ago
>>35814GM, I am sadden that we have a ride-able cleric among our allies and the most the rider wants out of her is her severed horn
>>35816Fuck that's a cute picture. I meant they'd have the same personalities - they love causing chaos
>>35814Regular Ponk sound scarier, desu.
>>35819Top kek
>>35814>I finally decide to be a bit of a bitch and ask for something just a tiny bit unreasonable>GM turns it into a boss fightHello darkness my old friend...
>>35817Torc doesn't care about Troll, he even admits he imagined them having something but it wasn't there
>>35816*Trumpaldin goes and picks up Pony, holding her between his arms. Because she's cute now*
>>35820Steed and ally!
>>35817It's good that he doesn't want her, because she has to die at this point.
Stop lingering on it.
>same personalitiesPonk is not nearly as simple. One does not simply generalize the motives of Ponk.
>>35820>boss fightThat was a metaphor/reference. It was to illustrate the severity of what you're asking for.
>didn't happen immediately so hateI said I'd think about it >>35822>Ponk is not nearly as simple.Well yeah. I think she'd be even scarier to deal with than Trollestia
>She has to die at this pointC-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
>>35823"D'aww. You're so cute Tracy"
*rocks little pony back and forth between his arms*
*rubs his face against pony fur*
>>35824I never said I hate, and I didn't get the reference.
>>35821Fuck off >>35825>C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?I thought you'd get bent out of shape about it, but sure... She'd gladly share with her husband..
>tfw wanted to freak him out by eating the unicorn's corpse in front of him...Do you intend for him to wear that skin under the other two suits of armor.
Also, to tartarus with this meta-faggotry
They are now discussing the above via dialogue/telepathy.
Say something.
>>35830"Sad. I read some stuff about the future of MLP and I haven't been able to get it out of my head...."
>>35827Are you familiar with Native American Tradition and mythology? Using every part of the animal is a way to be respectful to the slain...
She still deserves better
>>35828"Are you sure you need to kill her Tracy? Surely there must be something she can do for you? Did you know she insisted on me being nicer to your birds?"
>>35832NA trad./myth
Quite. In NA tradition, you don't kill what you don't need to.
>>35833"Not just that,... its the ride. I only just got on,...."
>>35833Poor appel hoers. What the hell is hasbro thinking?
So, I guess I have nothing to do.
>sits around waiting for something >>35834Do you know a way out of this?
>>35831>>35835Fuck, I'd just like to know what city I'll be living in in nine months. I can't plan two years ahead. I can't care about things that distant in the future
>>35832>implying she gives a shit about NPC utility*blank stare implies conviction*
*nuzzles chest*
>>35839*Gives thousand yard stare*
*pets*
"How do you want to do it and when?"
*Kind of shaking*
It's not just NPC utility, it's that he's being forced to murder a (relative) innocent because of his fuckery >>35837>a way out>implyingThere is no other way, Anon.
>>35837"How could I? OC? Rallying under a banner? Petitions?"
>>35836You can still venture to Krenshall, you can shop or devise or construct items as you like, just no robo-Ponks. And limitations are only cuz its friggin Monday.
>>35838"I'm not so sure. I've lost plenty of things, have grown accustomed to it. What kills me is seeing those who I've come to appreciate losing what is important to
them that makes it hard."
>>35842Torc summons yet
another shetland and heads to krenshall
Plz let there be a quest in need of a wizard there >>35842"you no have to worry about losing infernuis"
*smiles and hugs*