Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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>>36356"Nope, not in a couple days actually."
*lashes weird dancy wiggly whip*
"Did you check the fight club?"
>>36357"me a little worried about her, me hope she didn't get in any trouble."
*leaves for the fight club.*
>>36358"I'm sure she can take care of herself. I get the feeling she has for a while..."
>>36356"I know right? I would have thought she'd show up by now"
>>36359"she doesn't have to anymore,me here for her."
>>36360"me really worried trump, me have bad feeling."
>>36361"It definitely seems meaningful, since she's generally here I would think there would be a reason for her absence. The worst case scenario is that Darkie murdered her in the night... But he bothered to show up this morning so unless that's some weird way of avoiding suspicion I'd say that possibility is out. Maybe she's off doing something important? Maybe she really is at fight club? Or maybe she just slept in, because she needs a break too"
>>36362"wait a second maybe she's with torc."
>>36363"I doubt it. Why would she go with him to get a sex robot from a bunch of Japanese gnomes?"
>>36365"I doubt it. She didn't seem to be with him when he left."
>>36366"she better at hiding than tracy."
>>36367"Why would she want to hide? When does she need to?"
>>36364>Torc never mentioned SteamPonk in character, and his character set-off to Krenshal before it was brought up>>36366"She disappears pretty easily.
Besides, I wouldn't worry. She's more than capable of taking care of herself."
>>36367*crosses arms a humphs*
".. This bull on the other hand would probably get himself killed while he was looking for her."
>>36368"Ask her when you find her. If you can find her.. She must have had something she needed to do right after you guys released that dark guy."
>>36368"look me don't know trump, me just don't know."
>>36369"me meant no disrespect."
*leaves to look for thez*
>>36369Nigger I can't keep up with what is said character what isn't and everything. This detail is unimportant, and it doesn't matter"All I'm saying is, her absence has been noticed, and it seems like something is going on...
He's allowed to be concerned for his wife when he hasn't seen her"
>>36370"Yeah, I don't know either. Good luck, and godspeed"
>>36369"I think it's super sweet that he would literally get himself killed in an unnecessary gesture of love for her. I wish I............... I am impressed by him"
>>36370"SHE IS IN WICKETT" Yak Lee tells(yells) to Infernius, in between beating the piss out of one of the fight club participants. There seem to be more injuries amongst the Fight Club since Thez put him in charge. Maybe a Yak wasn't the best choice,....
Now as for Trollestia, I will admit that I assumed that at least one character would want to fug her, so I thought to discourage it by way of making her Trollestia (I contemplated Molestia, but thought that might actally encourage it). There was a hint of "Be careful what you wish for" involved as well.
>>36374Speaking of which, how much heal x wounds potion can be manufactured a day with the machines? Also, can "calm emotions" scrolls be made?
>>36376Depends on which "wounds" potions you're looking to make.
>calmSure
>>36375Correct on both accounts.
Um... Can I ride her non-sexually?
>>36377I'd assume the higher level potions sell for more, but if all that can be made is cure light wounds, that'd work too. I want to ressurect pirates (who will be also kept for possible mercenary work), have them work the machines (paid on commission), assign the spare paladin to be a technician (if he can be properly motivated), export the potions and other potions to Sparintenar via the caravels (since Sparintenar appears to be a port city), trade it for goods, then sell the goods in Port Barry or export them.
Um... Trumpaladin goes and tries to make a large number of Calm emotions scrolls
>>36380Good point
>>36374"thanks you filthy animal."
*heads to the wickett*
>>36383*keep the change ya filthy animal
>>36384you can tell gm stuff on rabb.it privately.
>>36380How much bigger have Sam and Bunny (these are their permanent names btw, to exemplify Tracy's sense of taste) grown since they hatched? Raptors grow really quickly, and I want to get a good picture of them.
>>36379Tracy's faggot, I am not sure you understand. A Paladin, at core, is heavy cavalry. Like the Templar Knights they are based on, they belong on horse back. On foot, a Paladin is incomplete. They must merge with their mount. Become one with her.
Trollestia is a beautiful mare - very fine. She must be ridden, just as surely as the Paladin must ride. No, Trollestia is not as adept in combat as Fae (Fae's pounce feat is kick ass, by the way). But she has talent with animals and spells and magical features that make her worth exploring.
>>36383Through the window Infernius can see that the Wickett is pretty much empty, but as he enters he's greeted by piano music.
https://youtu.be/PXt8aOB0afs>tfw former music major and none of the piano covers or tutorials get it right>>36382>>36385I'll have rabbit open in a bit
>>36387>pounce featPounce is an extraordinary ability. It's feat equivalent is Dire Charge.
Also, for your own sake, stop getting attached to that unicorn. If you want Epic Cohorts, just work on your Leadership-related feats.
>She must be riddenI don't think you understand unicorn very well..
>>36387REEEEEEEE why do you go out of your way to hurt the tracy character?
>>36388*walks in caredully not to distract her*
*watches her play*
>>36390I don't want to hurt Tracy! I just think it's a shame that the Unicorn is unappreciated.
>>36389>Extraordinary abilityNice to know. Either way, I think it's super useful, and it makes Fae pretty useful.
>Epic CohortsThat's pretty awesome. I'll see if I can figure out how to gain her as a cohort
>Unicorns don't want to be riddenThey just need to be properly wooed. Also, aren't nightmares only supposed to let you ride them after you've defeated them? When was Tracy defeated by Trumpaladin? In the Space Cowboy sequence?
>>36392in lore only "pure" maidens can ride them.
>>36393I see why she liked Torcuil at first
>>36392>gain her as a cohortThat's not how leadership works. The epic feat allows you to attract cohorts, not just make NPCs do what you want.
>>36392>aren't nightmares only supposed to let you ride them after you've defeated them?Where did you hear that?
>>36393This
Are you a pure maiden, Trump's faggot?
>>36395>Epic feat doesn't get me a unicornThen why did you bring it up?
>Where did you hear thatProbably either a wiki or that nightmare tactics thing or somewhere
>Are you a pure maiden, Trump's faggot?Um... No
>>36390One of the staff walks up next to Infernius and whispers, "She's been at it for hours now. The same song, over and over. Its nice to have music for once, normally the patrons ignore the piano, but still,...." his voice trails off as he returns to his duties.
>>36397*walks over to the bar and orders 2 drinks*
*walks over to the piano*
"this show situation makes me sad too."
>>36399She misses a note, and stops playing. She sighs at length, and doesn't look up from the keys.
"Its not that. I mean there is that, but there's way more too it. Its,... complicated."
>>36396>Epic FeatWith enough hard work and sweat, you can attract creatures with the same alignment as cohorts (which doesn't include chargers, but still). I thought you already took the leadership feat, didn't you know that?
Also, just fall already. Being able to trade in 16 levels and get epic feats (normally against the rules) is more hax than anything else in the game so far. Normally, you'd have to be past lvl 21 to be able to do that.Gib bootz. Doe Torc ever make it to his desination?
>>36401I think I'm really limited on how advanced they can be though
I can get epic feats that way? How many and what kind?
I kind of want to complete the full 20 levels of Paladin first. Also, I don't want to lose Fae....
>>36402whats torc look like again?