Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>35952
You don't understand. That's not a normal rapier. That's a very high level, very expensive magical sword with the ability to drain constitution from an opponent through a touch attack. It's an epic way to reduce enemy hit points.
You don't understand. That's not a normal rapier. That's a very high level, very expensive magical sword with the ability to drain constitution from an opponent through a touch attack. It's an epic way to reduce enemy hit points.
If he asked Tracy, she could forge him a punching-rapier or whatever he needed. She and Infernius are in the forge.
>>35945
"She'd only talk to certain kinds of creatures. I guess there must be something about you half worth respecting.
>>35955
I know. That why I wanted it so much. I just didn't want to be a loot whore, since it seemed people were bothered by it.
>>35945
"She'd only talk to certain kinds of creatures. I guess there must be something about you half worth respecting.
>>35955
I know. That why I wanted it so much. I just didn't want to be a loot whore, since it seemed people were bothered by it.
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>>35974
*picks up pony*
"You want to ride a white knight?"
pic related
>>35975
*glad he doesn't seem to be pissed off at him*
"I... I'm expecting it to be dangerous this time around. Darkie knows something about this realm and about Cardishore. I wouldn't want to go without asking him about that place first. Ask Thez and Lenos as well. People who know what's going on. Because we sure don't"
*picks up pony*
"You want to ride a white knight?"
pic related
>>35975
*glad he doesn't seem to be pissed off at him*
"I... I'm expecting it to be dangerous this time around. Darkie knows something about this realm and about Cardishore. I wouldn't want to go without asking him about that place first. Ask Thez and Lenos as well. People who know what's going on. Because we sure don't"
Question time cause I just had an idea for a boss.
Is there a bird/human race?
>>35976
Why are you guys going to Cardishore?
Is there a bird/human race?
>>35976
Why are you guys going to Cardishore?
>>35977
>why
Because Tracy's faggot and Infernius's faggot want it. I think it's smarter to delay, because I am expecting something big
>>35978
"Yeah. Last I saw he was going to see the bitch dragon"
why does the black dragonne get to live,
while Trollestia, who did nothing wrong, has an execution date pending?
>>35980
Puts Tracy on his back
"D'aww. You're so cute. What are you up to this morning?"
>why
Because Tracy's faggot and Infernius's faggot want it. I think it's smarter to delay, because I am expecting something big
>>35978
"Yeah. Last I saw he was going to see the bitch dragon"
why does the black dragonne get to live,
while Trollestia, who did nothing wrong, has an execution date pending?
>>35980
Puts Tracy on his back
"D'aww. You're so cute. What are you up to this morning?"
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>>35979
Thats exactly the thing I was thinking of, thanks
>>35981
>why does dragon live and troll die
Because https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3A3hVn2iFjI
Thats exactly the thing I was thinking of, thanks
>>35981
>why does dragon live and troll die
Because https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3A3hVn2iFjI
>>35982
Or, it means we piss off the GM with our stupidity and he gladly obliges when you all walk into a death trap, get killed, and lose all of your equipment. In your case, again.
Or, it means we piss off the GM with our stupidity and he gladly obliges when you all walk into a death trap, get killed, and lose all of your equipment. In your case, again.
>>35982
Wait. That's in character
"Do you want your child to die? Because when you take risks, you're sharing them with your child. Now let's collect information, and know what to expect before we go"
Wait. That's in character
"Do you want your child to die? Because when you take risks, you're sharing them with your child. Now let's collect information, and know what to expect before we go"
>>35987
Then wouldn't it be a good idea to find out ahead of time if there are lichs or magic shields or whatever waiting for you before you attempt to find a back door?
"Oh neat! what kinds of daggers...
I'z want dagger..."
>>35988
"I know right! All sorts of beautiful stuff could be made from her. Armor, bar decorations, who knows what else"
Then wouldn't it be a good idea to find out ahead of time if there are lichs or magic shields or whatever waiting for you before you attempt to find a back door?
"Oh neat! what kinds of daggers...
I'z want dagger..."
>>35988
"I know right! All sorts of beautiful stuff could be made from her. Armor, bar decorations, who knows what else"
>>35992
"Evil? Evil is one thing. Bitch killed five of my men. My men. We killed humans - with dignity and rights - for doing far less back in Texas"
"Evil? Evil is one thing. Bitch killed five of my men. My men. We killed humans - with dignity and rights - for doing far less back in Texas"
"Just what could he have run into that could've killed him? He's just on a long date."
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