Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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>>36510Why lurk ehen you can shitpost?
>>36508I didn't realize it was that sophisticated. I'll have her try that.
>>36511Work 'n shit.
Also laziness.
>>36503>>36486Do jibberniggers only come out at night, or could she coax them out by burning down their tree?
>>36508Torc walks out of the inn after a nap and some food.
What he find?
>>36514Regardless, Tracy sets the tree on fire just because.
>>36517The only place to find those is up Infernius' ass
>>36519thats a funny way to spell torculi
>>36514>>36516Is this a way of taking out frustration for when Trumpaladin recommended she ask Slovenia for help building a nest, which offended her for some reason?
>>36521Tracy's faggot is just feeling CE tonight.
>>36520That a strange way to spell trumpaladin
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>>36524I swear to Hitler if you fucking ban me
>>36526Then you'll be unable to post
>>36522Well if you're looking to do evil things and have fun in the process I can think of a CR13 monster right now
>>36525This
>>36527>inb4 GM is ban>>36515A sprawling array of workshops. Gnomes wander about, some with clip-boards, others are wearing glasses. They mutter to themselves and to one another constantly without any spacing or punctuation. Still others have pencils behind their heads.
>>36529I wasn't really expectng gnomes...
Torc begins to walk around, lookin for a shop that would suit his needs.
Do I have permision to continue with my stupid ass idea? >>36528>CR 13 monsterThe unicorn? Wanna do it now?
>>36532>Faggot is legit and honestly sad for killing this NPCUh... I don't know how Tracy reasons but it's already been a while since the pact was made. The Unicorn's master is out of town, and both Thez and Infernius are out of the tower, so if you're going to murder an NPC...
>>36533He is not her fucking master
>>36533>masterStop making shit up.
>>36533>he Unicorn's master is out of town, and both Thez and Infernius are out of the tower, so if you're going to murder an NPC…He won't (meta) get cold feet will he? he'll actually do it?
>>36536>>36534Unicorns don't have masters. They're worse than cats in that regard (at least cats sometimes
pretend to be domesticated).
>>36534well, Torcuil isn't the last guy to fuck her
>I still feel sorry for her>>36536Kek
>>36535That's definitely the sort of thing that should have in-character dialogue
>>36537I'll figure out how to break her
>>36539Pretty sure the coldfeet was in reference to GM letting Troll die
>>36539>should have in-character dialogueOkay then...
>'Flashy... Soon...'>>36540No, it was to see if Trump's faggot would get any dumb ideas.
>>36543*Trumpaladin sets down his glass*
>"............" Trumpaladin realizes he should head back to the tower...
He calls Fae, and they speed off
>>36549>"If you need me to">>36530What are his needs exactly?
>>36552Trumpaladin speeds back on Fae. Fae can certainly sense that he is uncomfortable, but recieves nothing more than an "I don't want to talk about it..."
>>36552>"Are you sure she must die? Maybe she can pay you back in some way? Do something for you? Anything else?" >>36553>'Kill the troll, Flashy.'Tracy leaves her nithing in its spot in the forest, and returns to the tower.
She takes her birds to another room, then returns to hers to fit her leather armor.
>'You have the Rope and those cuffs, right?' >>36557Trumpadin arrives in the Tower. He dismisses Fae, apologizing to her for he is not sure what, and then goes to the shrine
>"I have both, Tracy. Please though, there is one thing I must do first"