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Bittersweet Nuts
Anonymous
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No.35536
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Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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Divine Guidance
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>36562

Mrs. Sentry
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No.36565
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>>36562
What did he mean by this?
>Needless to say she did not survive. In accordance with what I like to imagine her dying wishes might very well have been, I removed her hide and fashioned it into a technicolor dreamcoat of pure Football
>So, in summation: yes, making a jacket should be fine.
So it's okay? We can go leatherface on her plot?
*Listens in on glorious prayer, from a non-vaporizing distance*
>>36563
I feel you bro...
Anonymous
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No.36566
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>>36561
After having spoken to his Patron, Trumpaladin takes a moment to take in what he has heard.

He gets back up, and uses his detect evil to find and go to Pony

"Tracy... I think I am ready. I want you to know that I do not want to do this. I really do not want to do this at all. But yet I will do this. I will do this, because I love you, and I want you to forgive me"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.36567
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>>36566
"I love you too, Flashy."
*puts tower sheild and Lance in bag*
*adds crossbolts to gauntlet*
Anonymous
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Mrs. Sentry
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>>36568
>'Well, it's simple, we kill the unicorn. We'll have the advantage of the confined space in the stables, so she'll probably teleport to her little golf course to heal herself after the first strike; after that, the real fun begins...'
>'You go in first, and be ready to use those handcuffs. I'll be lurking in the background.'
Can he put those handcuff on in the same turn that he grapples? Fyi, there a Pocket of Holding in his tie, so he probably could take those out as a free action.
>Tfw Elway lets us sacrifice unicorns
On an entirely separate note. I will gib zip for rare collection, if gib imaginary bootz.
Anonymous
tExej
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No.36570
36593
>>36569
>"I don't know if she's able to teleport out of the stables. We're outside of her forest. If she does get out, well, I can ride you. We could try to use the cuffs, but I can do a hell of a lot of damage to her with my sword.
Well, in the past GM has let us do it in a single die roll while doing bullshit between each other, really it should require at barte minimum a full grapple. That would be an attack of opportunity (she might fail, because my AC is insane) followed by an opposed grapple check. But she'd probably win a grapple check, because she has a size category advantage.

I'll probably give them eventually....

*places cuffs in pocket of holding*
Anonymous
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No.36572
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>>36562
What the fuck is this?
Also Sleipnir is the horse Loki gave birth to for Odin to ride, not Loki's war horse
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36573
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>>36572
Wikipedia confirms.
Anonymous
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No.36574
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>>36573
Loki In his own fucked up way was the original horsefuker
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36575
>>36574
Vikings are weird..
Anonymous
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>>36572
>>36573
>Implying Loki didn't take back the horse he gave birth to to ride himself, or didn't ride him first

>>36573
GM did say explicitly that Trollestia cannot teleport when I asked a few weeks ago.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.36577
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>>36576
He didn't ride it. It would've been awkward.
Anonymous
dgYBw
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No.36578
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>>36577
More awkward than a male human-shaped God turning into a mare and being fucked by a stallion?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>36578
Well, yeah, because the awkwardness would've been cumulative, imo..
Mrs. Sentry
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>>36579
I mean, he didn't really intend to get pregnant. He was just trying to distract the stallion, but he was really fast.. That had to be embarrassing...
Anonymous
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>>36580
>I just wanted to keep her from running away. I didn't intend her to get pregnant
I can sympathize...
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36582
>>36581
It was the opposite, but sure.
Anonymous
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>ITT 2 faggots discuss the logistics of a Norse Trickster God becoming a mare, and then giving birth to a 8-legged horse
Mrs. Sentry
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>>36583
>Third faggot watches them
Anonymous
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No.36585
>>36584
>Third faggot says "no homo" for no reason
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36586
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*yawns tiredly*
Goodnight, faggots.
Anonymous
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>when it's late December but your apartment has only heat-pump and air conditioning settings so they set it to heat-pump, but the weather becomes hot again, and so now it's 77 fucking degrees inside your apartment. And this has happened every single December you've lived here. Every single December
Anonymous
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>>36586
*dies of heat exhaustion*
I want a good fight out of the poor girl when she goes...
Mrs. Sentry
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>>36588
I don't.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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>>36567
*Adds a second Lance to the bag*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36592
>>36591
*Makes armor-spikes out of Hydra teeth just because*
Anonymous
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>>36569
>>36570
>plotting to kill a particularly significant unicorn cuz reasons
>Elway approves
Didn't Trump give the others shit over going right wing safety squad on a giant commie cesspit?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>36593
Ikr...
Also, although while Tracy did compel him to kill Troll, eating her body and wearing her skin was entirely his idea; I can't take credit for that one (impressively edgy, desu).
No grief about it though. I don't care, so long as it doesn't cause any extra drama.
I wonder if/where we could get some material for messages with Hitler. Infernius could use a bit of guidance.
Shameless Blogpost ignore:
>tfw you go to relatives' house to help out with some housework, but didn't expect to be cleaning toilets all day...
Mrs. Sentry
G7igY
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No.36595
>>36594
Didn't mean to spoiler the whole thing.. just parts.
tExej
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>>36593
Hey. 1. Commie nations tend to have 20% or fewer actual communists, with the rest being oppressed victims of leftist totalitarianism who long for freedom, tradition, and the nation. 2. Infidels must be given a chance to renounce their previous convictions and to follow the true path of America, Capitalism, and Football before they are put to the sword. 3. We still don't have any miners for that mine because all the laborers were killed

DO YOU HAVE A WAY OUT OF KILLING HER that will leave Tracy satisfied

>>36594
>eating body and wearing skin
I take it back...
\r
Anonymous
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No.36597
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>>36593
>particularly significant unicorn
Could you tell me why she is important so I can consider my path of domestic relations? I promise not to meta fag, +Torc hasn't been involved yet so he could stll stop this...
>Elway approves
Can we get the TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FOOTBALL so we don't have to guess what pleases Elway?
Anonymous
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>>36597
>inb4 Trumpaladin is the Moses of Football
And why would I go ahead and spoiler?
Anonymous
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>>36597
Here's the rule page from /sp/
No he can't get involved. He's in Krenshall and he has no idea Troll is in danger. No meta-fagging in the way of Trump and Tracy's secret covenant
The Entertron exists, if you want to give her another go.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36601
>>36598
>Moses
Feels like more of a clerical archetype, desu.
>>36599
>Entertron
lol no
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36602
>>36597
>so we don't have to guess
I crafted two Phylacteries of Faithfulness for a reason.. They're supposed to warn you before you do anything against your alignment...
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36603
>>36596
>take it back
It's too late: Lord Elway has spoken. You must strip the raw-hide of the unicorn, and present the jacket to the shrine as an offering.
Anonymous
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>>36562

Mrs. Sentry
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>>36604
Infernius deserves a spiritual experience more...
Anonymous
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>>36605
Oh fuck off. I've been doing my due diligence to talk about football wherever possible, to spread it and so forth. I've given freaking philosophical analyses of football, what it is, and it's roll on society, and I haven't heard any of the like from you
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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No.36607
>>36606
He still deserves it though.
dgYBw
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>>36605
And there's also the fact that I took the effort to contact him, set up a dialogue, get all of that, and do it all at 3am the night before I had an exam.\r
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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>>36608
>ingrate
I didn't say I didn't appreciate it. I just said that Infernius deserves the same, especially since he's been trying so hard to get something like that.
Anonymous
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>>36609
I saw that "more"...
mlpol's own Atlas is an actual national socialist, and he has a pretty funny sarcastic attitude that would make a great Hitlrr or Rockwell character. He's joined in RPG's before so maybe he'll be interested. He works all the time but he's free a few hours late at night every now and then, so maybe I can ask him to provide something, if we can get a few questions for Infernius to ask him
Anonymous
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>>36610

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
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>>36610
Atlas was the first guy who came to mind too.
Anonymous
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No.36613
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>>36598
Fine, steamponk his going full steam ahead then.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>36613
SteamPonkalypse when?
Anonymous
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>>36610
>how does he feel about thez?
>what is his bidding?
>will he aid me to save the earth ponies from the ziggers?
>how does he feel about the football religion?
>how can we conquer the continent the fastest?
>how to get to space?