Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>35636
>break a game
>Dimerterium bolts
How is that a game-breaker? It'd mostly just be useful to stop monsters from using annoying spell-like abilities easily, or to nerf a mage long enough to slash him before he can fish the bolt out, it wouldn't do shit to a melee fighter or a large monster.
>Muh D&D
This isn't D&D.
>break a game
>Dimerterium bolts
How is that a game-breaker? It'd mostly just be useful to stop monsters from using annoying spell-like abilities easily, or to nerf a mage long enough to slash him before he can fish the bolt out, it wouldn't do shit to a melee fighter or a large monster.
>Muh D&D
This isn't D&D.
>Torc's faggot leans back as everyone os debating about D&D rules
>Remembers killing Klefka with a well thought out meme and a bit of luck
I'm fucking glad
>Remembers killing Klefka with a well thought out meme and a bit of luck
I'm fucking glad
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Sorcerer/Wizard_Spell_List
GM, will you accept this?
If so, what lvl srry I always forget and schools of magic?
GM, will you accept this?
If so, what lvl srry I always forget and schools of magic?
>>35656
This RPG needs moar memes. I feel like the players have rulecucked themselves a little bit and forgotten to shitpost.
This RPG needs moar memes. I feel like the players have rulecucked themselves a little bit and forgotten to shitpost.
Is there a place outside the stables that Tracy can semi-safely take her birds? It can't be healthy for them to be cooped-up in there.
Also, their official names are Sam and Bunny, because reasons.
Also, their official names are Sam and Bunny, because reasons.
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>>35659
>needs more shitposting
A dial appears infront of Torcuil labeled "OP SHITPOSTING POWERS." It is currently set to "calm, you can't be that weird." Torc turns it to "THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES"
Remember, you unleashed this evil...
I can't wait to have my PC back this week. Then my shitposting can be better
>needs more shitposting
A dial appears infront of Torcuil labeled "OP SHITPOSTING POWERS." It is currently set to "calm, you can't be that weird." Torc turns it to "THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES"
Remember, you unleashed this evil...
I can't wait to have my PC back this week. Then my shitposting can be better
>>35661
yea.
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 17
hp 135
Fort Refl Will
+10 +5 +10
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive
inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) ,
belt +5 str
gloves of sparking
8 grenades
cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth
skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
4 intimidation
2 tracking
>>35664
fucking do it!,please?
>>35666
>>35664
awww he's got a point though you gotta take em outside sometime
yea.
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 17
hp 135
Fort Refl Will
+10 +5 +10
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive
inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) ,
belt +5 str
gloves of sparking
8 grenades
cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth
skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
4 intimidation
2 tracking
>>35664
fucking do it!,please?
>>35666
>>35664
awww he's got a point though you gotta take em outside sometime
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>>35663
It's an idea though.
She just wants to take them out a bit. They need to be properly trained too.
*gives a little bit of fried fiend to each bird as special treat*
>>35666
quad-nerfing meanie
I meant like a balcony or something. Somewhere high-up where they can get some fresh air look down at the world.
>>35667
Ikr
>>35668
I want to build all kinds of constructs.
Is there a facility in the shop that assembles constructs?
It's an idea though.
She just wants to take them out a bit. They need to be properly trained too.
*gives a little bit of fried fiend to each bird as special treat*
>>35666
quad-nerfing meanie
I meant like a balcony or something. Somewhere high-up where they can get some fresh air look down at the world.
>>35667
Ikr
>>35668
I want to build all kinds of constructs.
Is there a facility in the shop that assembles constructs?
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
>This would be fine, but when everyone else is adventuring with theirs I get bored
Welp, I guess Torc decides to investigate that one place him and Thez ended up
>>35680
This
>This would be fine, but when everyone else is adventuring with theirs I get bored
Welp, I guess Torc decides to investigate that one place him and Thez ended up
>>35680
This
>>35681
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
Dude. Are you shitting me. Have you LOOKED at the d&d wiki entry for the Celestial Charger?
*Face Palms*
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
Dude. Are you shitting me. Have you LOOKED at the d&d wiki entry for the Celestial Charger?
*Face Palms*
>>35681
I've been envying that Horse for a long time. If you're not going to use her then can I have her?
I've been envying that Horse for a long time. If you're not going to use her then can I have her?
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