Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
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>>36254"what do you want to know?"
>>36255"how we go about setting up the thing, and what my gimmick?"
>>36256"Do you want to do it for real or as a cover story? If you want to do it for real, we can have fights in the stadium on week days. Challenge any of Thez's fight club members. We also may have a new person here with a knack for theatrics... as for you gimmick, I mean, you're a minotaur right? That's something. Also you had this really sad story to tell Thez. Make a story like that, and maybe replace the word "jew" for "white males" or something when you tell it to the people in Cardishore"
>>36257"me want to do it for real.why would me say the good guys are the bad guys?
>>36258"Well, that was just the story you'd tell to bluff through to get into Cardishore. But if you want to do it for real... find a story. Find some opponents who are equally theatrical *cough* Cecil *cough* or any of Thez's fight club members, and we can play it on non-game Nights in our stadium. Eventually, Sparintenar might be interested as well, since they love entertainment."
>>36259"me want torc to participate, he be called "thot slayer."
>>36260"Kek. So long as the action stays smoke and mirrors he won't get his ass beat too easily. He's kind of squishy."
>>36261"me fine with that he can even beat me, we could have rivalry."
>>36259*brushes up against leg*
"Flashy, what were you so stressed out about earlier? You were shaking all last night.. and you've been busy all morning..."
>>36263*Pets pony*
"I really need your affection little pony"
*hugs pony*
"And I'm sad without it"
>>36262"Nice. Melodrama is good. May even enter my Fae, if she doesn't think it's demeaning"
>>36264"me guarantee thez would fight to."
>>36264[concerned pony noises]
"... Come and eat with me then.."
>>36265>'....?' >>36266"Oh she'd love to, that I am sure off. I just wonder if she can appreciate the drama. And how the goal isn't to harm, but to put on a show"
>>36267"Alright, I'll go with you then. To the kitchen?"
>>36268"if she no stun me, me think me could take her."
>>36270"I've run the numbers... She's tough. Very tough. Don't count on it."
>>36269>>36267"um can me have some more chicken?"
>>36271*Goes with pony to kitchen, carrying her if she'll let him*
>>36275"ok me only eat a little."
>>36278"Try some of this first."
*offers drumstick*
>>36280"me recemend it taste like chicken."
>>36280"................................. No thank you"
>>36282[sad pony noises]
"... Just a bite..? We went throught all that effort hunting them.."
>>36283"We rid a hunting trail of aggressive evil... Things... That's good enough. What the hell are these things?"
>>36284"They're big chickens, as far as I'm concerned."
*tears into drumstick like a hungry nigger*
"Actually a bit better, imo."
*summons a salad, with French bread loafs and cheeses*
>Trump's faggot is too chicken to let his character eat the chicken
*Eats salad with expression of disgust*
>>36291*looks at her*
"I should have brought Fae"
>>36292"you right she would love this chicken."
>>36292"Hunting, you mean? We got along just fine without her. Besides, someone has to preach at the stadium while you're not around."
>>36293"I'll save a piece for her too."
"I know what I need to do"
*prepares a cup of chamomile tea*
>>36294"No. Here. Now. She was looking over the soldiers after I left, the Spartan trainees and the tests of the siege engines. I'd like to hear a progress report. I also want her fitted for armor and whatever other accessories I can manage. That, and I haven't talked with her much"
>>36295"If you need any help, don't be afraid to let me know."
>>36296"Check the synthesizer... dumb bu-"
>milk*quizzical expression*
>>36296"Synthesizer will make damned near anything"
*makes coffee for self*
>>36297"She does keep herself busy, that zealous cat.."
>>36300"She is wonderful, isn't she"
>>36299"Not chicken like
this. It's fried with love."
>>36303"Eh... I'll admit she's professional."
*expression darkens somewhat*
".... I need a chocolate cake."
[craving pony noises]