As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
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>>28831How gentlemenly of you herr trump.
>>28832*Helps the lady onto Fae's back, in front of him, and holds onto her but not in a way that would be inappropriate for a man who is engaged*
"You can see we've taken this city, slaughtered its inhabitants. We added Sparintenar as an ally, and we've taken some land to the west. We can build a great many things with what we've got as well, if you have any industries in mind"
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Trump and Taylor have the most diplomatc potential, desu. The two of then should extract what they can from Krenshal.
>>28833Well i was head of deutchesamerika imdrustal departments. I could make us countless tech.
>>28834Holy hell that's a wonderful Idea
>>28835"Excellent. We have wood and carpentry, soon to be whatever comes out of this mine. i think we are limited on iron working but we have cannons, and I may have a waifu who can help on that. We can do some magical crafting as well, but I'm guessing it's .45 ammo you want most"
Anyway, Tracy makes her way over to Durpistan too. She probably wouldn't be there by the time they left though.
What are Torc and Killy doing atm?
>>28836Actually its a .44 also i know how to make steel.
>>28837>Trying to loot the city after we're goneOh no you don't!
Search surroundings
>>28835"Tay, you want to check and see what these bolsheviks left behind?"
>>28838"Impressive"
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>>28838>>28836Don't go assuming stuff. Gnomes are notorious for their inventions having retarded flaws.
>>28839>communists having anything worth taking >>28841I do know how to make steel.
[1d20 = 6]>>28841Oh the gnomes aren't the ones doing the crafting
>>28840"Tay... if you don't mind me asking a personal question... are you baby crazy?"
>>28837Uh, Torc is tring to figure that out too
>>28843Not until i can find a suitable husband that lives up to my standards.
Sorry, computer reset
again cuz thread
>>28798Yes
>>28809Wut? FFS
>>28812Generally no
>>28819Oh, suddenly theres interest in the gnomish village I've been referencing since there were other places to reference
>>28826Shhhh, they're insane
It went off the rails after that. U silly bastards
[1d20 = 11]>>28845"I can respect that..."
Trumpaladin flies off with Tay on Fae's back, but he does this in a circling formation over the city.
Roll for search checks on the city, and then the surrounding country
>>28846GM pls gib results for an examination of the infrastructure and buildings of Durpistan
New bread soon cuz dammit
>>28849"Tay, you think you can make the bullets yourself? Not the bullets per se would be as easy as casting the lead, and the cartridge cases likewise stamping the brass, but the gun powder? We'd need nitro-cellulose for smokeless, which means nitric acid. That's be hard to find with no Haber process. We could just use old-timey gun powder I guess. But the primer... How do they make that stuff?"
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>>28846What is the dragon doing?
>>28851This also. I'm kind of waiting for the bitch to lunge at me
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>>28850Well we could use electricity as the primer. Or black powder we would need to burn wood to get the charcoal.
[1d20 = 14]>>28854"Nice idea. We'd need saltpeter as well but that occurs naturally in some places. How does your magnum work?"
>>28855>>28856It has an electric based primer,and an ai thats shut down right now to conserve electricity.