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Swamp-soaked Nuts
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27910
As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.

On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.

Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
877 replies and 44 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.27964
27967 27968
>>27963
Can you make some Fear Scrolls?
I g2g again...
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27965
27967 27968
>>27962
Yeah, I'm gonna have to make food soon too.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.27966
27967 27968
I would make food but I think my mom through away my cooking pot the last time she was here
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.27967
27968
>>27964
>>27965
>>27966
well shit i guess ill go get some mcdonalds.

Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.27968
27969
>>27964
I can try
>>27966
RIP
>>27965
Bye
>>27967
Ha, already ate now I don't need to leave


Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27969
27971
>>27968
Don't act like I'm crossing the ocean, I'll be done in like 10 minutes
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27970
Last night only took a while cuz I was barbeque-ing and ran out of propane and hadda switch to the oven to finish
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.27971
27972
>>27969
Well fuck, he went across the ocean. We'll never see him again
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27972
27973 27974
>>27971
Back, rdy 2 go but waiting a bit 4 Tracy
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.27973
27974
>>27972
I'm still doing shit, but I can play here and there.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.27974
>>27972
>>27973
im back
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.27975
27976
So as I see it there are a few ways to proceed on this:

Have Tracy go ethereal to look in the water and ground for the hiding spot of the dragon

After everyone else is in the non-bog area, come back on Fae and hope the dragon attacks

Do the same as above but on Tracy, making loud noises to get the dragon to attack
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.27976
27977 27978
>>27975
>loud noises
Black dragons aren't fish: they know better than to take that kind of bait. Also, it can spray us from hiding.
If you want it to expose itself, you're going to need something irresistible.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.27977
27979
>>27976
Like troll corpses while remaining ethereal? What are your suggestions?
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.27978
27979 27981
>>27976
If Tracy wants to offer the dragon a large stock of gold coins for safe passage back through the swamp, she is welcome to do so
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.27979
27982
>>27977
I imagine it would eat that, but you need something to get it to expose itself. They're more clever than the average hoo-man.
Maybe try saying something? At least distract it long enough for the soldiers to get away. What's your Diplomacy level?
>>27978
That could easily work, but it might want proof.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.27980
27981
I still have an Acid-resistance potion on me I recieved from Tracy before the Kefka fight
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27981
27983 27984
>>27978
Tracy has a large stock of gold coins? Oh yeah, Tracy DOES have a large stock of,....
>>27980
That'd be QUITE useful desu
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.27982
27983 27984 27985
>>27979
Diplomacy is +29

>for the soldiers to get away
This isn't about the best way to cut and run
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.27983
27987
>>27981
>>27982
has trump made iy back to the tower yet?
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.27984
27990
shrug.png
>>27981
>Violated the NAP and didn't bring enough shekels for the toll booth
Well fug...
>>27982
What's your plan then?
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27985
27986 27990
>>27982
You say that, but you've got 16 hit-dice. Deaths (even reverseable ones) can have an impact on morale,....
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.27986
27990
>>27985
This,
It could have a legit impact on Leadership if you lead them to their dooms.
Best to protect the troupe first.
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27987
27989 27990
>>27983
Newp, he brought some troll-hunters to a dragon-fight
Get it? Like, bringing a knife to a gunfight?
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.27988
27991
Well, the path back is covered in acid AND has a dragon watching it.
Wut do? is there another way back to the Port? (he might be watching that too though)
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.27989
>>27987
do i sense that anything is wrong or out of place?
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.27990
27992
image.jpeg
>>27987
>>27986
>>27985
>>27984
>impact on morale
Do you honestly believe I do not know that?

The plan is escort the troops to the other side away from the bog, have them kill the trolls, then come back and figure out how to get the Dragon to fight us

Peace With Honor
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.27991
27992
>>27988
Fly high, look for alternative routes around
MEa/D
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No.27992
27993 27994
[1d20 = 18]
>>27990
Who's going to carry the bodies?
>>27991
On it.
Fly up while Ethereal until out of Acid Range.
Search Check for alternate paths.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.27993
27995 27996
>>27992
No. Do not go ethereal around the soldiers. The dragon will notice and attack again. It will not attack now if it knows we are there. Escort the troops forward along the known route
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.27994
>>27992
Fae, Tracy, anyone
MEa/D
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No.27995
27996 27997
[1d20 = 12]
>>27993
>It will not attack now if it knows we are there.
That's a big assumption. It'll suck if her legs get melted off.
>Do not go ethereal around the soldiers
Why?
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27996
27998
>>27993
The troops are falling back toward the Troll encampment
>>27995
>no ethereal
No bully, but that one confuses me too
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.27997
27999
>>27995
>why not go ethereal
Black dragons are cowards. They are more likely to attack 10 soldiers with no paladin and cauchemar than 10 soldiers with a paladin and cauchemar. The only way to go is forward, and we'll look for ways around the swamp when the are out of range of the big, where the dragon is at the moment. Stay next to the bog so the dragon knows we are on it
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.27998
>>27996
Have them attack the trolls. Fae should attack as well, hunting down any that try to run off
MEa/D
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No.27999
28002
[1d20+5 = 16]
>>27997
>cowards
>thinking it gives a shit about a hoo-man on a flaming hoers
They're also cruel. They'll torture anything they're powerful enough to harm easily.
>go deeper into the swamp
"Whatever you say, Flashy."
Spot check for signs of where skullface will pop-out next.
MEa/D
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No.28000
[1d20 = 19]
Search check for safer paths through the forest
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28001
28003
Also, ignore the Trolls. They probably scrambled when they heard the Dragon.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28002
>>27999
Well hopefully it thinks we're weak enough to harm easily
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28003
28004
>>28001
NO. We're not quiting this empty handed. Never. Never.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28004
28005
>>28003
Didn't we determine that the Troll civilization was nearly kill anyway?
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28005
28008 28010
image.jpeg
>>28004
That's not what we're telling the people when we get back. We're killing all of the trolls and bringing back souvenirs. If at all possible, we're killing the dragon too. Then resurrecting dead soldiers in the entertron.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28006
28007
Can I make a gulag?
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28007
>>28006
gommunism?
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28008
28011
>>28005
>That's not what we're telling the people when we get back
Why? Tell them we finished them off.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28009
So, what's the plan? Burn what's left of the troll camp and then find a way to bring the soldiers back?
How many bodies were recovered?
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28010
>>28005
fuck you, your not killing that nigger dragon without me.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28011
image.jpeg
>>28008
Because five soldiers died on this mission. To say that it was unnecessary, and to go back with nothing, is a slight to honor that is worse than death. No. Never. The remaining trolls must be killed, and the dragon must be at least swiped at.
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.28012
28013 28017
Sorry, on spooder-patrol for a few
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28013
28017
>>28012
>rev up those flame throwers