As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
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>>28212Is the dragon a boy or girl?
>>28212Please try to talk to it yourself please
>>28214Carry him over dry land and out of blasting range
>>28219Depends on my roll for my opening shout
>>28216Why U no try? You have the Diplomacy ranks.
>>28218It's a Black Dragon: it can hear everything in the Mire.
Say something clever.
>>28215Haven't asked yet. It seems hungry/angry/bored.
[1d20 = 15]>>28220Use meme magic to drain the swamp
>>28221Fine
>>28214Tries Diplomacy then
"Look, I am a bit upset about the attack, but I really need my men to traverse to the otherside of the bog. Perhaps we can work out a deal"
>>28222Seemed like a defensive territorial attack to me. If it were hungry it would have grappled one
>>28229>dat filterGood name for a dragon though.
>>28229A name so shunned and loathsome the gods have mercifully hidden it behind the name of "Thrackerzod"
>>28215Wut?
>>28217I have the option of being a dick, but I won't. I'll assume that you mean "swoop by and pick him out of the water", rather than "help him up out of", cuz the latter is problematic.
>>28220ffs
>>28223Your move was expended standing upright. We're deciding Tracy's turn (and only at length cuz her decision is open to interpretation)
>>28225Meta-fucker
>>28234>>28234>Your move was expended standing uprightThat's what I thought, but Tracy's faggot wants me to try diplomacy
>>28234You are dodging the question you shitfaced GM.
I promise it'll be entertaining at least
>>28236How the hell could Torcuil know the Dragon's gender if he hasn't seen it?
>>28237>>28236And Frankly, if he could see the Dragon, how would he determine it's gender? Like how do you sex a dragon?
Remember, while I know YOU know what you mean/envision when you say "Do a thing", I don't necessarily, and the more open to interpretation your "A thing" command is, the more open to fucking players over I am enabled. Tl;dr pretend I don't know what you mean when making action descriptions K? ^_^
>>28236For some reason, Torcuil suddenly <poofs> into a frog. Its amazing, and he still maintains his footing on Trollestia (small wonder, given extra feet-pads) but for the moment he's utterly useless. Its no biggie, cuz he's still outside combat range, but let this be a lesson.
>>28241W-was that a skyrim reference?
>>28241Tell you what. You come here, you drain the swamp, and you lift its tail. Please do that.
>>28240He's like Nyarlathotep
>>28241Its under water, and concealed. If you wanna know whether u can sex it, jump in frog-boy
>>28241I have sense alignment. Not "sense gender." Sense Alignment
>>28245at least its not Cthulhu.
>>28242It will be
>>28243God fucking damnit
>>28246Fuck you
I'll fucking roll magical perception
You happy now bastard?
>>28237Ask it when you get the chance.
>>28241If it's a female, a cruel black dragon would never be able to resist a character as >Rape-able as Torc
>>28249Torcuil, please refrain from saying "fuck you" to people with the power to harm you or make your life miserable. I know that doesn't affect me, but it's cringe-worthy to watch
>>28250I guess I will, but please pleas please specify your move action so we can move to the next round
>>28249That will work when in range, and <poof> Torcuil isn't a frog anymore, but be mindful
>>28253Oh you're one to talk
Anyway, Tracy helps Trump out of the water, and as he's flown away, its Trump's turn
>>28255
i was almost raped earlier.
>>28255>Butt of all Rape jokes>ButtKek
>>28253I had to spend my turn fixing your mistake.
Make a professional Diplomacy offer. A good, realistic one.
>>28256Sheathes sword. Puts down shield
Tries diplomacy
"Look, I'm not going to say I am not pissed off from earlier, because I am, but the fact remains that I need to get my men back through here. Now, can we work out some sort of deal?"
>>28264I think I have gotten a 15 like three times in a row rolling for diplomacy to try to talk to this Dragon
>>28265>>28264you should get a bonus for art of the deal.
>>28264How many ranks in Diplomacy do you have?
>I should've glamored his armor earlier, so it could look like a Professional-looking suit