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Swamp-soaked Nuts
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.27910
As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.

On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.

Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
877 replies and 48 files omitted.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28215
28219 28222 28234
>>28212
Is the dragon a boy or girl?
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28216
28221
>>28212
Please try to talk to it yourself please
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28217
28234
>>28214
Carry him over dry land and out of blasting range
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28219
28220
>>28215
are you gonna fuck it?
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28220
28223 28234
>>28219
Depends on my roll for my opening shout
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28221
28223
>>28216
Why U no try? You have the Diplomacy ranks.
>>28218
It's a Black Dragon: it can hear everything in the Mire.
Say something clever.

Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28222
28224 28225
>>28215
Haven't asked yet. It seems hungry/angry/bored.
dLgR+
?
No.28223
28225 28226 28234
[1d20 = 15]
>>28220
Use meme magic to drain the swamp

>>28221
Fine

>>28214
Tries Diplomacy then
"Look, I am a bit upset about the attack, but I really need my men to traverse to the otherside of the bog. Perhaps we can work out a deal"
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28224
>>28222
Seemed like a defensive territorial attack to me. If it were hungry it would have grappled one
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28225
28226 28234
>>28223
Not there yet
>>28222
Well I'm asking now.
GM, dragon boy or girl?
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28226
28227 28228 28229
>>28223
>>28225
Ask for its name too.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28227
>>28226
I don't need it, you ask
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28228
>>28226
Alright

>>28214
"What is your name?"
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28229
28230 28233
>>28226
its name is Thrackerzod
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28230
28231
>>28229
>dat filter
Good name for a dragon though.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28231
28232
>>28230
its great.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28232
>>28231
But its gender is?
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28233
28240
>>28229
A name so shunned and loathsome the gods have mercifully hidden it behind the name of "Thrackerzod"
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28234
28235 28236
>>28215
Wut?
>>28217
I have the option of being a dick, but I won't. I'll assume that you mean "swoop by and pick him out of the water", rather than "help him up out of", cuz the latter is problematic.
>>28220
ffs
>>28223
Your move was expended standing upright. We're deciding Tracy's turn (and only at length cuz her decision is open to interpretation)
>>28225
Meta-fucker

Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28235
>>28234
>>28234
>Your move was expended standing upright
That's what I thought, but Tracy's faggot wants me to try diplomacy
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28236
28237 28238 28242 28243
>>28234
You are dodging the question you shitfaced GM.
I promise it'll be entertaining at least
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28237
28238 28241 28250
>>28236
How the hell could Torcuil know the Dragon's gender if he hasn't seen it?
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28238
28241
>>28237
>>28236
And Frankly, if he could see the Dragon, how would he determine it's gender? Like how do you sex a dragon?
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28239
Remember, while I know YOU know what you mean/envision when you say "Do a thing", I don't necessarily, and the more open to interpretation your "A thing" command is, the more open to fucking players over I am enabled. Tl;dr pretend I don't know what you mean when making action descriptions K? ^_^
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28240
28245
>>28233
fear Thrackerzod
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28241
28244 28245 28246 28247 28250
>>28237
>>28238
1) Magic
2) lift its tail No seriously, thats how they gender lizards
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28242
28249
>>28236
make it good we have some lurkers.
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28243
28249
>>28236
For some reason, Torcuil suddenly <poofs> into a frog. Its amazing, and he still maintains his footing on Trollestia (small wonder, given extra feet-pads) but for the moment he's utterly useless. Its no biggie, cuz he's still outside combat range, but let this be a lesson.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28244
>>28241
W-was that a skyrim reference?
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28245
28248
>>28241
Tell you what. You come here, you drain the swamp, and you lift its tail. Please do that.

>>28240
He's like Nyarlathotep
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28246
28249
>>28241
Its under water, and concealed. If you wanna know whether u can sex it, jump in frog-boy
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28247
>>28241
I have sense alignment. Not "sense gender." Sense Alignment
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28248
>>28245
at least its not Cthulhu.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28249
28251 28253 28256
>>28242
It will be
>>28243
God fucking damnit
>>28246
Fuck you
I'll fucking roll magical perception
You happy now bastard?
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28250
28252 28253
>>28237
Ask it when you get the chance.
>>28241
If it's a female, a cruel black dragon would never be able to resist a character as >Rape-able as Torc
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28251
>>28249
detect magic.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28252
>>28250
>a cruel black dragon would never be able to resist a character as >Rape-able as Torc
fucking kek.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28253
28256 28258
>>28249
Torcuil, please refrain from saying "fuck you" to people with the power to harm you or make your life miserable. I know that doesn't affect me, but it's cringe-worthy to watch

>>28250
I guess I will, but please pleas please specify your move action so we can move to the next round
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28256
28259 28263
>>28249
That will work when in range, and <poof> Torcuil isn't a frog anymore, but be mindful
>>28253
Oh you're one to talk
Anyway, Tracy helps Trump out of the water, and as he's flown away, its Trump's turn
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28257
28259
>>28255
i was almost raped earlier.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28258
28262
>>28255
>Butt of all Rape jokes
>Butt
Kek
>>28253
I had to spend my turn fixing your mistake.
Make a professional Diplomacy offer. A good, realistic one.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28259
28260
>>28256
Thank you.
>>28257
???
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28260
28261
>>28259
>tay
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28261
>>28260
Ahhh
Good
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28262
>>28258
*Bull

Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28263
28264 28269
>>28256
Sheathes sword. Puts down shield
Tries diplomacy

"Look, I'm not going to say I am not pissed off from earlier, because I am, but the fact remains that I need to get my men back through here. Now, can we work out some sort of deal?"
dLgR+
?
No.28264
28265 28266 28267
[1d20 = 15]
>>28263
Rolling for diplomacy
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28265
28266 28270
>>28264
I think I have gotten a 15 like three times in a row rolling for diplomacy to try to talk to this Dragon
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28266
28268 28274
>>28265
>>28264
you should get a bonus for art of the deal.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28267
28268
>>28264
How many ranks in Diplomacy do you have?
>I should've glamored his armor earlier, so it could look like a Professional-looking suit