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Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27910
As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.

On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.

Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
877 replies and 42 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28578
28582
>>28574
Think of it as waste-disposal service: she can carry her luggage away as she flies off.
>>28569
From an event like that, zombies are the least of concerns from what'll come of that cesspool. Shit like that attracts all sorts of spooky stuff.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28579
28583 28586
>>28573
So you're telling me "no one here knows, and it's very complicated geopolitical blah blah blah. That's not an answer at all. That does not explain why no one did even due diligence to make sure the people were communists, could not be converted, or that they were even at the right city before attacking, yet now everyone is getting moralistic about a man eating dragon. The Durpistani's never harmed anyone
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28580
28586
>>28577
No, but I'm going to repeat that an answer to this question should have been sought before killing innocent miners and not long after
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28582
28584
>>28578
I still think we should have killed that dragon. I still think we should have taken its hide. I would have tried to kill it if Torcuil weren't there, and I regret letting Inferius Thez and Torcuil come.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28583
28584 28586
Also, I just have a soft spot for Black dragons because they remind me og gators. I'm a Floridian; sue me.
>>28579
Quite honestly this. We Durpistanies didn't even get a chance to speak/express their alleged degeneracy. They just scattered like cockroaches while they were slaughtered without resistance or even knowing what was going on. Evil creatures should at least get the chance to show themselves for what they are, and then have the chance to do good before being attacked, so that the players can at least know who they're fighting...
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28584
28585
>>28583
The Durpistanis*
>>28582
If it were just Trumpaladin and Tracy, it would've been a perfect encounter, and I had pre-written lines for Tracy to get excited for the battle once the brawl actually started. Bringing-in more players for a dragon equivalent to a 19 year old just dilutes the excitement though, since it basically stops being an actual battle there... A young black dragon is only a level 9 encounter.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28585
>>28584
If it hadn't hidden underwater for so long, it probably would've been killed without second thought.
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28586
28595
>>28579
You're right, that's not an answer, it is an assurance that there is one though, and I would readily give it if advance knowledge of the geopolitics didn't involve spoiling a HUGE chunk of the story yet to be told.
>>28580
I concede your point on that. IIRC Infernius made the initial suggestion cuz bolshevics, Thez (having dealt with them in previous Games) was all-too willing to go along with it, and Torcuil was triggered for reasons I can't recall at the moment, except that they reminded his character of his own back-story.
>>28583
Also conceded. I guess you'll have to take my word for it then, that wiping the Durpistanis out wasn't as bad a decision as it seems, even if it was a bit hasty/premature.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28587
28595
The absence of children in the Durpistani civilization did send a chill down my spine though. Reminded me of a "race" of cultivated brainless humaniods grown by demons in large fields, from a book I read once. I'll make my judgement to how it was handled after I the details are revealed.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28588
28589
GM if I can be a faggot for one moment, can I get a ballpark estimate of how long it'll take these eggs to hatch? I can't find any sources to figure it out..
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28589
>>28588
If the dice don't favor the idea in the next couple of weeks, it will happen independent of the dice, probably during the week so there's nothing imminent or pressing going on.
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28590
28591
Tl:dr merry christmas faggot
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28591
>>28590
Thanks.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28592
28593 28596
>>28577
So they where west virginians?
All, Hi I'm back
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28593
>>28592
Hey.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28594
28595 28596
I don't know, I'm still salty
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28595
28620
>>28587
Yeah, that was very weird
>>28586
Nah, He wasn't triggered IIRC, he was just bored and they wanted him to come.
But my memory sucks so IDK
>>28594
>Sodium Chloride intensifies

Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28596
28598
>>28592
I was more thinking rural Washingtonians, but sure, that works too. WB
>>28594
Understandable, no fault there
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28597
28598
Please note, I'll be unavailable for the overwhelming majority of tomorrow (from 10a~6p).
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28598
28600
>>28596
So, continueing the game.
How does Kiynen respond to a city of meat?
>>28597
Okay, thanks for letting us know.
Now, where is a stingray so Torc can really be the party's Steve Irwin
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28599
28601
>>25998 →
Why couldn't you have done the honorable thing and burned the bodies of the dead? Leaving them to rot is an unnecessary disrespect to people who drew shirt straws when they were born and have had very difficult and cruel lives.
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28600
28604
>>28598
"Holy crap, I've never seen so much food. It's awfully fresh though,...."
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28601
>>28599
Not much game-time had passed since the massacre, and with only 15 (less IIRC) of the Gestapo working on it, they would only have had time to pile the bodies and not yet have burned them. It takes alot of heat and time to burn a body just ask the nazis lol let alone hundreds.
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28602
28603 28604
>>28531
>>28528
we have a dragon fucker, a horse fucker, and a devil fucker.
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28603
28606
>>28602
Not to mention a handful of rapists
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28604
28605 28613
>>28602
Torc fufills two of those criteria
>>28600
"You prefer....
'Aged' meat?""
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28605
28610
>>28604
Black dragons are like that.
They're lick gators: they leave their food underwater for a while to soften-up before eating it.They also have a fondness for Fae.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28606
28607 28616
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>>28603
I'm in that category now, aren't I?
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28607
28608 28614
289079__semi-dash-grimdark_suggestive_nightmare moon_pinkie pie_oc_oc-colon-mandopony_oc-colon-spinach_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_bob ross_exploitable m.jpeg
>>28606
Welcome to the herd, friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28608
28611
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>>28607
*Growls, sharply and fiercely, like a dog whose tail has just been stepped on*
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28609
>>28565
F
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28610
>>28605
>lick gator
Ah
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28611
Spoilered
>>28608
boop
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28612
28613
>>28570
better dead than red.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28613
28614
>>28604
Torc changes back to human form
"I guess we could try and move the meat since we have no other way of disposing it, and then you could have ot for later."
>>28612
Truer words have never been spoken
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28614
28615 28617
>>28607
At the risk,... what's that from?
>>28613
"No need, I don't mind fresh meat, but I do prefer it when its had time to 'properly' ferment."
Anonymous
MEa/D
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No.28615
>>28614
Freaks; the film by Tod Browning.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freaks
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28616
28618 28621
>>28606
Not to my recollection. Just cuz Trump was forceful and didn't ask for consent, doesn't mean that Tracy did or would have denied it.
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28617
28631
>>28614
"Ah, okay. If you'll excuse me, I am goin to find a meal of my own."
Torc looks around to see if there is any food in the town.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28618
28622
>>28616
I had a sword to her neck in one instance...
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28620
28628
>>28595
uh its salt dude.
Anonymous
MEa/D
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No.28621
28623 28624
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>>28616
You can't >rape the willing
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28622
28624 28625
>>28618
So he almost committed murder, that's a totally different sort of depravity.
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28623
>>28621
thats what i was telling you before.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28624
28626 28628
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>>28621
Huzzah! I remain pure!

>>28622
You're probably thinking of when I put the sword to her heart the night before - that was a separate instance. Also I attacked her with sword two other times, but let's not get into that. I mean when the sword was to her face and then neck as part of a sex act
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28625
28626
>>28622
"its gonna be okay gilly,i promise."
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28626
28627 28629
>>28624
Meh, that's just kink
>>28625
"Why are you telling me that?"
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28627
28632
>>28626
"im not talking about your arm."
Anonymous
j7EYG
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No.28628
28630
>>28620
Thats what I said, sodiun chloride.
>>28624
>sword for sex
Oh, okay then
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28629
28632
>>28626
>implying having a kink wouldnt take away a paladins powers.