As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
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>>28574Think of it as waste-disposal service: she can carry her luggage away as she flies off.
>>28569From an event like that, zombies are the least of concerns from what'll come of that cesspool. Shit like that attracts all sorts of spooky stuff.
>>28573So you're telling me "no one here knows, and it's very complicated geopolitical blah blah blah. That's not an answer at all. That does not explain why no one did even due diligence to make sure the people were communists, could not be converted, or that they were even at the right city before attacking, yet now everyone is getting moralistic about a man eating dragon. The Durpistani's never harmed anyone
>>28577No, but I'm going to repeat that an answer to this question should have been sought before killing innocent miners and not long after
>>28578I still think we should have killed that dragon. I still think we should have taken its hide. I would have tried to kill it if Torcuil weren't there, and I regret letting Inferius Thez and Torcuil come.
Also, I just have a soft spot for Black dragons because they remind me og gators. I'm a Floridian; sue me.>>28579Quite honestly this. We Durpistanies didn't even get a chance to speak/express their alleged degeneracy. They just scattered like cockroaches while they were slaughtered without resistance or even knowing what was going on. Evil creatures should at least get the chance to show themselves for what they are, and then have the chance to do good before being attacked, so that the players can at least know who they're fighting...
>>28583The Durpistanis*
>>28582If it were just Trumpaladin and Tracy, it would've been a perfect encounter, and I had pre-written lines for Tracy to get excited for the battle once the brawl actually started. Bringing-in more players for a dragon equivalent to a 19 year old just dilutes the excitement though, since it basically stops being an actual battle there... A young black dragon is only a level 9 encounter.
>>28584If it hadn't hidden underwater for so long, it probably would've been killed without second thought.
>>28579You're right, that's
not an answer, it is an assurance that there
is one though, and I would readily give it if advance knowledge of the geopolitics didn't involve spoiling a HUGE chunk of the story yet to be told.
>>28580I concede your point on that. IIRC Infernius made the initial suggestion cuz bolshevics, Thez (having dealt with them in previous Games) was all-too willing to go along with it, and Torcuil was triggered for reasons I can't recall at the moment, except that they reminded his character of his own back-story.
>>28583Also conceded. I guess you'll have to take my word for it then, that wiping the Durpistanis out wasn't as bad a decision as it seems, even if it was a bit hasty/premature.
The absence of children in the Durpistani civilization did send a chill down my spine though. Reminded me of a "race" of cultivated brainless humaniods grown by demons in large fields, from a book I read once. I'll make my judgement to how it was handled after I the details are revealed.
GM if I can be a faggot for one moment, can I get a ballpark estimate of how long it'll take these eggs to hatch? I can't find any sources to figure it out..
>>28588If the dice don't favor the idea in the next couple of weeks, it will happen independent of the dice, probably during the week so there's nothing imminent or pressing going on.
Tl:dr merry christmas faggot
>>28577So they where west virginians?
All, Hi I'm back
I don't know, I'm still salty
>>28587Yeah, that was very weird>>28586Nah, He wasn't triggered IIRC, he was just bored and they wanted him to come.
But my memory sucks so IDK
>>28594>Sodium Chloride intensifies >>28592I was more thinking rural Washingtonians, but sure, that works too. WB
>>28594Understandable, no fault there
Please note, I'll be unavailable for the overwhelming majority of tomorrow (from 10a~6p).
>>28596So, continueing the game.
How does Kiynen respond to a city of meat?
>>28597Okay, thanks for letting us know.
Now, where is a stingray so Torc can really be the party's Steve Irwin
>>25998 →Why couldn't you have done the honorable thing and burned the bodies of the dead? Leaving them to rot is an unnecessary disrespect to people who drew shirt straws when they were born and have had very difficult and cruel lives.
>>28598"Holy crap, I've never seen so much food. It's awfully fresh though,...."
>>28599Not much game-time had passed since the massacre, and with only 15 (less IIRC) of the Gestapo working on it, they would only have had time to pile the bodies and not yet have burned them. It takes alot of heat and time to burn a body
just ask the nazis lol let alone hundreds.
>>28531>>28528we have a dragon fucker, a horse fucker, and a devil fucker.
>>28602Not to mention a handful of rapists
>>28602Torc fufills two of those criteria
>>28600"You prefer....
'Aged' meat?""
>>28604Black dragons are like that.
They're lick gators: they leave their food underwater for a while to soften-up before eating it.
They also have a fondness for Fae. >>28603I'm in that category now, aren't I?
>>28607*Growls, sharply and fiercely, like a dog whose tail has just been stepped on*
>>28604Torc changes back to human form
"I guess we could try and move the meat since we have no other way of disposing it, and then you could have ot for later."
>>28612Truer words have never been spoken
>>28607At the risk,... what's that from?
>>28613"No need, I don't mind fresh meat, but I do prefer it when its had time to 'properly' ferment."
>>28606Not to my recollection. Just cuz Trump was forceful and didn't ask for consent, doesn't mean that Tracy did or would have denied it.
>>28614"Ah, okay. If you'll excuse me, I am goin to find a meal of my own."
Torc looks around to see if there is any food in the town.
>>28616I had a sword to her neck in one instance...
>>28616You can't >rape the willing
>>28618So he almost committed murder, that's a totally different sort of depravity.
>>28621thats what i was telling you before.
>>28621Huzzah! I remain pure!
>>28622You're probably thinking of when I put the sword to her heart the night before - that was a separate instance. Also I attacked her with sword two other times, but let's not get into that. I mean when the sword was to her face and then neck as part of a sex act
>>28622"its gonna be okay gilly,i promise."
>>28624Meh, that's just kink
>>28625"Why are you telling me that?"
>>28626"im not talking about your arm."
>>28620Thats what I said, sodiun chloride.
>>28624>sword for sexOh, okay then